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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,552 --> 00:00:35,067 Subtitles Improved By modimagic 2 00:00:40,345 --> 00:00:43,054 - Hello. - Wanna have a little fun? 3 00:00:43,178 --> 00:00:46,110 - Who's this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. 4 00:00:46,188 --> 00:00:48,282 I don't think so. 5 00:00:48,337 --> 00:00:51,387 - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. 6 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,548 - I didn't think you would hear me. - No, that popping noise. 7 00:00:54,579 --> 00:00:58,554 Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. 8 00:00:58,579 --> 00:01:02,149 - Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie. 9 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:04,305 - Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm. 10 00:01:04,376 --> 00:01:07,761 - What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know. 11 00:01:07,843 --> 00:01:09,438 Think. 12 00:01:09,477 --> 00:01:13,220 Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam, you know the one where Shaq plays a genie. 13 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:16,844 - That's not a horror movie. - Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. 14 00:01:18,602 --> 00:01:21,766 - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. 15 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:24,001 You never did tell me your name. 16 00:01:24,026 --> 00:01:26,236 Why do you wanna know my name? 17 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:28,735 Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at. 18 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:33,032 What- What did you say? 19 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:34,954 Nice breasts. 20 00:01:35,899 --> 00:01:37,390 Look, what do you want? 21 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:39,992 I wanna see what your insides look like. 22 00:01:40,109 --> 00:01:42,687 Well- Well, then, turn to page 54. 23 00:01:42,712 --> 00:01:43,727 Oh. 24 00:01:44,782 --> 00:01:46,192 Hey, nice. 25 00:01:48,126 --> 00:01:52,390 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else... 26 00:01:52,415 --> 00:01:53,390 Or else what? 27 00:01:53,415 --> 00:01:55,523 Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute, 28 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,585 and he's black and he'll kick your ass. 29 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:59,101 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 30 00:01:59,126 --> 00:02:01,788 You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? 31 00:02:01,813 --> 00:02:04,817 - How did you know? - Turn the porch lights on. 32 00:02:10,982 --> 00:02:14,304 Help! Help! 33 00:02:14,329 --> 00:02:16,273 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. 34 00:02:16,298 --> 00:02:18,673 I mean, I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. 35 00:02:20,242 --> 00:02:22,171 Look, I'm calling the cops. 36 00:02:22,196 --> 00:02:24,587 Go ahead. Call the cops. 37 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:27,548 But you might wanna check the back door first. 38 00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:29,481 You forgot to lock it. 39 00:02:52,519 --> 00:02:54,436 Take that, you psycho! 40 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,255 I can't feel my legs. 41 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,436 I think my arm is broken. 42 00:03:03,108 --> 00:03:06,241 - Sorry. - I want my mommy. 43 00:03:09,952 --> 00:03:11,288 Hello, Drew. 44 00:03:28,496 --> 00:03:29,512 Oh, God! 45 00:04:30,547 --> 00:04:34,623 - Daddy! Daddy! - Ugh! 46 00:04:34,648 --> 00:04:36,936 Daddy! 47 00:04:36,961 --> 00:04:38,363 Daddy! 48 00:04:39,703 --> 00:04:42,355 Daddy, no! No! 49 00:04:45,109 --> 00:04:47,691 - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything. 50 00:05:16,277 --> 00:05:19,331 Bobby, what are you doing? My dads in the other room. 51 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:22,119 It just occurred to me. I never climbed through your window before. 52 00:05:22,144 --> 00:05:25,549 Now that you got it out of your system, Bobby, you have to leave. 53 00:05:25,574 --> 00:05:26,597 Why? 54 00:05:27,253 --> 00:05:28,620 Shh. Come on. 55 00:05:29,972 --> 00:05:31,128 What's going on in there? 56 00:05:31,153 --> 00:05:34,677 Ah, Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head. 57 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:37,970 Dad, can you knock? 58 00:05:37,995 --> 00:05:40,134 Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here. 59 00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:42,486 No. No, you didn't, Dad. 60 00:05:42,511 --> 00:05:45,142 Well, it could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. 61 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,767 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was. 62 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:49,111 Listen, I gotta leave town for a couple of days. 63 00:05:49,136 --> 00:05:52,402 No big deal. Just that new business I started with those Colombian guys? 64 00:05:52,427 --> 00:05:55,072 - Ah, you mean Uncle Escobar. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 65 00:05:55,097 --> 00:05:57,705 Well, there's a problem. Some money went missing 66 00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:59,628 and apparently, some legs are gonna get broken. 67 00:05:59,653 --> 00:06:02,033 It's just better if I lay low for a couple of days. 68 00:06:02,058 --> 00:06:04,658 - If the cops raid the place-- - I never heard of you. 69 00:06:04,683 --> 00:06:06,917 - And don't forget-- - To flush your stash. 70 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:10,284 Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... 71 00:06:10,316 --> 00:06:12,455 that I left you a little something in the coffee can. 72 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,064 Dad ! 73 00:06:13,089 --> 00:06:15,716 But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. 74 00:06:15,741 --> 00:06:17,236 Now, what are you gonna cut it with? 75 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:18,595 Um, baking... 76 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,736 Baking soda. Not baking powder. 77 00:06:20,761 --> 00:06:23,674 Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose. 78 00:06:23,699 --> 00:06:24,399 Dad... 79 00:06:24,424 --> 00:06:26,150 You love that joke, don't you, honey? 80 00:06:26,175 --> 00:06:29,697 You've loved that joke since you were two years old. 81 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,620 - Okay, well-- - Okay, I love you. 82 00:06:31,645 --> 00:06:33,716 - I love you. - Have a good trip. 83 00:06:33,797 --> 00:06:35,300 - Bye. - Bye. Whew! 84 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:39,074 Is the coast clear? 85 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,730 Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. 86 00:06:41,755 --> 00:06:45,092 That was close. God! 87 00:06:48,296 --> 00:06:53,405 I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist and it got me thinking about you. 88 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:55,725 If this is about the time I puked green slime 89 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,694 and masturbated with a crucifix- 90 00:06:57,719 --> 00:06:59,819 It was my first keg party, Bobby. 91 00:06:59,844 --> 00:07:04,397 No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out. 92 00:07:04,422 --> 00:07:07,344 So, you thought you would just climb through my window... 93 00:07:07,369 --> 00:07:09,748 and we would play bump-bump? 94 00:07:09,773 --> 00:07:11,453 I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, 95 00:07:11,478 --> 00:07:14,842 but I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I? 96 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:17,977 So, maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff? 97 00:07:20,945 --> 00:07:24,117 Okay. But just for a minute. 98 00:07:39,252 --> 00:07:40,419 What the-- 99 00:07:42,248 --> 00:07:43,586 Wrong set. 100 00:07:47,168 --> 00:07:50,287 Bobby! Oh, Bobby! 101 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:54,840 ♪ I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over ♪ 102 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,888 - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow! 103 00:07:58,583 --> 00:07:59,505 Jeez. 104 00:08:01,490 --> 00:08:02,896 Yeah, my dad. 105 00:08:04,646 --> 00:08:08,498 Okay, stud, you have to go now. 106 00:08:12,084 --> 00:08:14,585 Oh, um, about the sex stuff? 107 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,208 I was only half serious. I don't wanna rush you or anything. 108 00:08:17,654 --> 00:08:20,677 Hey, would you settle for PG-13? 109 00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:21,841 What's that? 110 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:25,790 Oh, jeez! 111 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,459 -- Good night, Bobby. 112 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:37,246 Shorty, you are so loud. 113 00:08:37,271 --> 00:08:39,792 And make sure you take your behind to class today. 114 00:08:39,818 --> 00:08:43,166 - I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. 115 00:08:43,191 --> 00:08:45,660 It is when you got the munchies. 116 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:49,926 - See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother. 117 00:08:49,951 --> 00:08:53,871 You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass. 118 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:57,451 Oh, yeah. Well, then, your fathers stupid. 119 00:08:57,482 --> 00:08:59,965 So? I don't know him. 120 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,091 Yeah, me neither. 121 00:09:02,746 --> 00:09:05,935 - Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute. 122 00:09:08,412 --> 00:09:10,830 - C'mon, we're gonna be late. - Oh, wait. There's Buffy. 123 00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:14,490 I don't know why you hang out with her. 124 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:17,488 - She is such a ho. - Why do you say that? 125 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,302 'Cause I've seen her. 126 00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:21,465 My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. 127 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:24,441 - Sean? - You know, Puff Daddy? 128 00:09:24,466 --> 00:09:27,168 Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne. 129 00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:28,404 And then it started to get wild - 130 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,341 People were getting freaky in the pool and stuff. 131 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:35,232 I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi- 132 00:09:35,287 --> 00:09:36,287 So? 133 00:09:36,732 --> 00:09:39,052 With a backup dancer. 134 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,512 I mean, that's nasty. 135 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,566 That's-That's lower than the security guard. 136 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:46,343 At least security can get you backstage. 137 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,436 - She don't love herself. - Bye, Daddy. 138 00:09:48,461 --> 00:09:50,961 I don't know. I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda. 139 00:09:50,993 --> 00:09:54,118 Ah, she is as fake as Press-on nails. 140 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,485 Hey, baby girl! 141 00:09:58,836 --> 00:10:00,491 What is up, my sister? 142 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,797 - Bye, Mr. Gilmore. - Bye! 143 00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:04,953 - Is he gone? - Yep. 144 00:10:06,016 --> 00:10:10,120 ♪ Do you like what you see ♪ 145 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:13,410 ♪ It's all about the money ♪ 146 00:10:13,435 --> 00:10:15,341 ♪ Its the only way... ♪ 147 00:10:18,411 --> 00:10:20,786 - I love this color. - Let me see that. 148 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:26,661 - You guys should not use this brand. - Why not? 149 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,068 Because they test their products on animals. 150 00:10:29,092 --> 00:10:29,661 So? 151 00:10:29,685 --> 00:10:33,982 Look, have you seen what they do to those poor animals? 152 00:10:36,326 --> 00:10:39,997 Well, I am much more of a people person. 153 00:10:40,052 --> 00:10:43,365 I'd like to feed all the hungry, little children of the world. 154 00:10:43,390 --> 00:10:45,474 I'd much rather help my fellow man than some animal. 155 00:10:45,499 --> 00:10:47,661 - Spare a dollar? - Get away from me, you bum! 156 00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:50,807 Buffy! Can't you see he's just hungry? 157 00:10:50,932 --> 00:10:53,850 Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. 158 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,475 - See? - I said a dollar, bitch! 159 00:10:58,555 --> 00:11:00,849 Ow! 160 00:11:00,932 --> 00:11:04,472 God. Look at this place. 161 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,466 It's a circus. 162 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:11,349 Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book, You're Dead, I'm Rich. 163 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,638 A small college town is in shock... 164 00:11:13,663 --> 00:11:15,974 after the unthinkable has happened: 165 00:11:16,096 --> 00:11:18,888 a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead-- 166 00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:21,571 That's it. Two teens dead... 167 00:11:21,596 --> 00:11:24,172 and this small town shaken and stirred. 168 00:11:24,197 --> 00:11:27,529 - Its times like these-- - Police are combing the area for clues. 169 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,888 There are no witnesses available at this time. 170 00:11:29,913 --> 00:11:31,865 There are no suspects in custody. 171 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,544 Police are asking anyone to come forward. 172 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:34,974 Reporting live for Black TV. 173 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:36,919 White folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here! 174 00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:41,451 Grab your shit and lets go, motherfucker! Lets go. Go! 175 00:11:43,761 --> 00:11:47,558 Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? 176 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,801 Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview 177 00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:51,970 the most ignorant person they can find. 178 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:55,926 I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! 179 00:11:55,951 --> 00:11:58,177 Oh, man, I'm gonna be a star, son! 180 00:11:58,216 --> 00:12:02,388 - What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the fat ass, son. 181 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:05,599 - I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim? 182 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:08,345 Real close. Until the roofies wore off. 183 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,470 Then she woke up talking about pressing charges. 184 00:12:10,552 --> 00:12:12,678 So, I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left. 185 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,246 What would have been your last words to Drew? 186 00:12:15,271 --> 00:12:18,094 Run, bitch! Run! 187 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:24,847 Hey, yo, dawg. Does this shirt make me look gay? 188 00:12:24,872 --> 00:12:26,099 No, man. 189 00:12:28,383 --> 00:12:31,994 - What about now? - Nah. 190 00:12:32,057 --> 00:12:33,310 - Cool? - Yeah. 191 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,771 Here. Take one, guys. Don't forget election's Tuesday. 192 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,880 Don't forget election's Tuesday. 193 00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:43,168 Ah! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! 194 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,254 What's the matter, honey? 195 00:12:46,279 --> 00:12:47,718 My report card. 196 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,343 Well, at least you got one A. 197 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,716 - Yeah. I did, huh? - Yeah. 198 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:58,310 You're so smart. 199 00:12:59,302 --> 00:13:01,880 - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah. 200 00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:04,424 You know what? That kid is always late. 201 00:13:04,506 --> 00:13:06,841 I don't get it. He lives so close. 202 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,513 See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, 203 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:22,474 Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. 204 00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:25,339 I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right. 205 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:34,427 Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm. 206 00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:37,185 - I'd sure like to get in them pants. - Really? 207 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:39,490 Yeah. What size are these? 208 00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:42,574 Hey, guys. 209 00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,404 - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, baby. 210 00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:46,951 - How you doing? - Good. 211 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:49,794 - You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah. 212 00:13:49,819 --> 00:13:52,074 Yeah, saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. 213 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,114 No! 214 00:13:53,138 --> 00:13:55,130 - You know what? I think I knew her. - Really? 215 00:13:55,212 --> 00:13:58,068 - She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah. 216 00:13:58,093 --> 00:14:01,144 Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? 217 00:14:01,169 --> 00:14:03,826 - That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve. 218 00:14:04,318 --> 00:14:05,826 Whatever happened to him? 219 00:14:05,851 --> 00:14:09,046 Hey, do you guys think its strange that she got killed... 220 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:12,326 exactly one year after we... 221 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,701 you know, killed that guy? 222 00:14:14,726 --> 00:14:17,294 Hey, Cindy, that was an accident. 223 00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:18,795 Was it, Greg? 224 00:14:23,326 --> 00:14:26,100 - Yeah ! - Yeah. 225 00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:38,785 Would you look at what they're doing? 226 00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:41,585 When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh? 227 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,854 One day. 228 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:46,293 - You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different. 229 00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:48,574 - You like that? - Oh, I love that. 230 00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:51,307 Oh, I love when you play with my ass. 231 00:14:51,332 --> 00:14:53,126 I'm not playing with your ass. 232 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,910 - Ray! - Oh, my bad. 233 00:14:58,935 --> 00:15:03,501 Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music. 234 00:15:04,465 --> 00:15:05,278 Hold on. 235 00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:06,731 Here. Put this on. 236 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:14,146 - ♪ Men... It's raining men ♪ - Yeah, that's the shit right here! 237 00:15:14,171 --> 00:15:16,791 - ♪ Hallelujah ♪ - Its raining men 238 00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:19,416 - Baby. ♪ Amen ♪ 239 00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:23,568 ♪ I'm gonna go out I'm gonna let myself get... ♪ - What? It's a classic. 240 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:27,499 ♪ ...absolutely soakin wet ♪ - Put on the radio, man. 241 00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:32,708 Yeah! Whoo! 242 00:15:45,732 --> 00:15:49,512 - What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- 243 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:50,560 Yeah! 244 00:15:51,607 --> 00:15:56,537 Whoo! Yeah! 245 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,331 - Hey. Come over here. - What? 246 00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:04,539 -Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me? 247 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,285 -- Bobby, what are you doing? 248 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:10,357 I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on. 249 00:16:10,982 --> 00:16:13,177 - Uh-- -Just a little bit. Come on. 250 00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:15,013 Whoo! 251 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:21,958 - Ow! - Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 252 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,162 Oh, my God! Shit! 253 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:39,078 God, Cindy-- Oh, shit! 254 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,847 - Oh, my God. - What was that? 255 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,831 I think we hit something. 256 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,667 Oh, man! 257 00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:06,128 Bobby, look at my car, man! My dads gonna freak! 258 00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:08,917 I didn't see it. It came out of nowhere. 259 00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:11,743 - Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot? 260 00:17:11,768 --> 00:17:14,241 I don't know. 261 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,433 Where the-- 262 00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:19,675 Its a body! 263 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,955 - Oh, shit, is he alive? - I don't know. 264 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,197 - Well, check it out. - I can't. 265 00:17:24,222 --> 00:17:26,823 - Shit! - We have to call the police. 266 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:29,433 - No way. I ain't going to jail. - We have to! 267 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,576 Hey Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? 268 00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:35,933 And all those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat. 269 00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:38,824 Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police. 270 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,408 Oh, yeah, That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? 271 00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:42,761 You think she wants to go to jail? 272 00:17:42,786 --> 00:17:45,447 This is manslaughter, okay? We're all gonna fry for this. 273 00:17:45,472 --> 00:17:48,355 - We're looking at 10 to 15 years. - Shut up, Bobby! 274 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,517 - Its okay. I'm fine. - Alcohol all over. - We're in so much trouble. 275 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:55,298 - It is fine. - Don't blame that shit on me, Ray. 276 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:58,902 - Look, we'll get rid of the body. - Unnecessary. 277 00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:01,064 - Now you're thinking. - We'll dump him in the ocean. 278 00:18:01,089 --> 00:18:02,155 - Not the ocean, the pier. 279 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,463 - Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea. 280 00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:06,417 - What about the alcohol? - Well get rid of it. 281 00:18:06,442 --> 00:18:07,697 Come on. It'll be all right. 282 00:18:08,627 --> 00:18:10,946 - Come on. Hurry up. Lets go. - Put him in the trunk. 283 00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:13,613 - I won't have anything to do with this! - Shut up! 284 00:18:13,696 --> 00:18:17,154 Cindy, come on. We'll just pretend it never happened. 285 00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:20,680 You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other. 286 00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:22,092 - I'll get his arm. - I'll grab. I'll grab his other arm. 287 00:18:22,093 --> 00:18:23,822 - I'll grab his ass. 288 00:18:24,393 --> 00:18:27,087 We'll take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there. 289 00:18:27,112 --> 00:18:28,697 The sharks'll take care of the evidence. 290 00:18:29,854 --> 00:18:31,510 Oh, my God, someone's coming. 291 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,197 - Oh, shit. Its Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him. 292 00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:44,655 Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. 293 00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:47,814 I got papers, blunts, bongs, 294 00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:50,444 all the ingredients to make a high niggard pie. 295 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,877 - Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray? 296 00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:58,666 - Yo, son, you all need jumper cables? - Nah, we're cool. 297 00:18:58,691 --> 00:19:01,541 Oh, good, cause I left my roach clip at home. 298 00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:06,650 - Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I-I'll see you later. 299 00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:07,611 Peace, Ray. 300 00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:10,158 - Get the trunk closed. - It won't close. 301 00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:12,035 I'll do it. 302 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:40,145 Hold on. Hold on. Put him down. He's heavy. Oh, God. 303 00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:46,541 Okay, look. On three, we dump him over the ledge. All right? 304 00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:48,982 Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? 305 00:19:49,107 --> 00:19:52,380 - For what? - Shit, he might have some money. 306 00:19:52,997 --> 00:19:55,716 We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass. 307 00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:56,661 - I'll take the credit cards. 308 00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:58,784 - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers. 309 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:04,208 Get off!. Hey, yo, get off!. His drawers are mine! Yo! 310 00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:07,480 - I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards. 311 00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:11,107 - All right, lets get him in the water. - I don't think I can, Greg. 312 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,847 - Its not too late. - Shut up, okay? 313 00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:17,778 - Christ, already. I'll do it. -Just get him in the water. 314 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:21,997 Okay. One, two, three! 315 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,614 Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. 316 00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:32,270 -Agreed? - Agreed. - Agreed. 317 00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:34,669 - Agreed? - Agreed. 318 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:38,097 Say it, Cindy. Say it! 319 00:20:38,122 --> 00:20:40,520 We take this to our grave. Say it! 320 00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:43,229 We take this to our grave. Say it. 321 00:20:43,254 --> 00:20:45,013 Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. 322 00:20:45,038 --> 00:20:48,354 We take this to our grave. Ow. 323 00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:50,896 And we never mention this again. 324 00:20:52,302 --> 00:20:53,201 Mention what? 325 00:20:53,226 --> 00:20:57,771 - The guy we just killed. - Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. 326 00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,644 Starting now! 327 00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:01,978 Stupid bitch, man. 328 00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:06,277 - God. I hate him. - Its gonna be okay, baby. It's gonna be okay. 329 00:21:06,302 --> 00:21:10,521 I promise. Just touch it again. Come on. Please. 330 00:21:13,435 --> 00:21:17,199 - You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly. 331 00:21:17,224 --> 00:21:19,443 - Its a coincidence. - Greg's right, Cindy. 332 00:21:19,468 --> 00:21:21,990 I mean, what do you think we're in, a horror movie? 333 00:21:23,568 --> 00:21:26,309 Yeah, you guys are right. I mean, if we were, 334 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:28,579 they'd probably cast some dingbat like 335 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,121 Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. 336 00:21:31,146 --> 00:21:35,240 Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late 20s, early 30s to play us. 337 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:40,809 -- Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum. 338 00:21:43,121 --> 00:21:46,184 - Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment. 339 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:51,113 Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story? 340 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,058 Hey! Hey, no running. 341 00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:57,519 Loser. 342 00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:00,847 - Slow it down! - Blow me! 343 00:22:01,746 --> 00:22:02,761 All right! 344 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:07,160 Hi. Gail Hailstorm. Field Reporter, Hard Story. 345 00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:08,849 Special Officer Doofy. 346 00:22:08,874 --> 00:22:10,206 Oh, hi, Doofy. 347 00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:12,855 Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus? 348 00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:15,223 - No comment. No comment. - Okay. Okay. 349 00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:19,267 You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer. 350 00:22:19,292 --> 00:22:21,558 - I'm 25 and a half years old. - Ooh! 351 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,816 - Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big. 352 00:22:23,847 --> 00:22:25,855 Yeah. That's big. 353 00:22:25,894 --> 00:22:27,886 - Well, you don't look a day over 12. 354 00:22:28,971 --> 00:22:32,378 Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes. 355 00:22:32,925 --> 00:22:36,388 - Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow. 356 00:22:36,714 --> 00:22:39,121 Don't worry, cause I never forget. 357 00:22:41,855 --> 00:22:44,581 - Would you remind me not to do that again? - Sorry. 358 00:22:44,691 --> 00:22:47,513 Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal, 359 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:50,019 will be questioning all students throughout the day. 360 00:22:50,044 --> 00:22:53,055 Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings of a serial killer on our hands. 361 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,058 Yeah, I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business. 362 00:22:56,121 --> 00:23:00,830 Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there... 363 00:23:00,855 --> 00:23:02,762 and, uh, get to know each other a little better? 364 00:23:02,787 --> 00:23:03,674 Would you like that? 365 00:23:03,699 --> 00:23:06,541 - That van? - Yeah, that van right there. 366 00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:09,610 Yeah. 367 00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:12,738 - Yeah, okay, lets go. Come on. - Oh! 368 00:23:13,136 --> 00:23:16,839 A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. 369 00:23:16,871 --> 00:23:21,094 Its days like today that we need prayer in school. 370 00:23:21,176 --> 00:23:25,597 It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. 371 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,509 Here you go, baby. 372 00:23:28,592 --> 00:23:30,510 Go to your daddy. 373 00:23:34,527 --> 00:23:36,167 I'll see you after class. 374 00:23:36,192 --> 00:23:37,910 - Sweet! - All right! 375 00:23:37,935 --> 00:23:42,177 Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first? 376 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,214 - Oh! - Anybody? 377 00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:48,258 - Yes! - Anybody else? 378 00:23:50,511 --> 00:23:52,222 Okay, Heather. 379 00:23:56,074 --> 00:23:58,175 - Okay. Can I start? - Yeah. 380 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,503 Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment. 381 00:24:01,528 --> 00:24:06,135 And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington. 382 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,058 And it states, and I quote, 383 00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:09,253 When our Founding Fathers 384 00:24:09,278 --> 00:24:11,535 argued the passage of our glorious Constitution... 385 00:25:00,782 --> 00:25:04,804 The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want-- 386 00:25:04,829 --> 00:25:07,713 Oh, shut the fuck up! 387 00:25:08,126 --> 00:25:11,228 So, who's next? 388 00:25:11,931 --> 00:25:13,876 Uh, Cindy Campbell. 389 00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:17,704 Isn't she the daughter of, well, you know-- 390 00:25:17,868 --> 00:25:21,189 - Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh-- - Old Mrs. -- 391 00:25:22,414 --> 00:25:26,040 - Yeah. Yeah, the one and only... - The one and only. 392 00:25:28,509 --> 00:25:31,664 - Why, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Seuiggman. 393 00:25:31,689 --> 00:25:35,540 - Thanks, Doofy. - Its Special Officer Doofy today, Cindy. 394 00:25:36,759 --> 00:25:38,742 Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions 395 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:40,252 that he would like to ask you today. 396 00:25:40,282 --> 00:25:43,923 - What is that... god-awful smell? - I don't know. 397 00:25:43,993 --> 00:25:45,293 I got a poopie. 398 00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:49,656 Did you just say that you went poopie? 399 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,923 - Yeah. It was good. - Mm. 400 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,751 - Get him out of here. - Yes. 401 00:25:55,874 --> 00:25:58,376 - Thank you, Doofy. - Okay. 402 00:25:58,743 --> 00:26:00,918 You should now go back to Special Ed. 403 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:04,626 - Okay. Salute. - Maybe a change of underwear, son. 404 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,918 - Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cindy. 405 00:26:09,017 --> 00:26:11,017 - How are you, Cindy? - Fine. 406 00:26:11,048 --> 00:26:14,101 - How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated. 407 00:26:14,126 --> 00:26:17,457 Got a boil on my ass, the size of a walnut. You know, the usual. 408 00:26:17,712 --> 00:26:20,458 Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. 409 00:26:22,134 --> 00:26:25,000 - I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do. 410 00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:27,601 No. I mean, I didn't really know her. 411 00:26:27,626 --> 00:26:30,642 I've been in this game a long time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter, all right? 412 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:34,833 Tell me about Drew. What was she like in bed, Cindy? 413 00:26:36,431 --> 00:26:39,867 Tried to get you. Its an old police trick. 414 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:42,832 Its an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid. 415 00:26:43,111 --> 00:26:44,376 Hike! 416 00:26:45,954 --> 00:26:47,767 Pass! Pass! 417 00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:52,993 -- All right, shower up! 418 00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:54,337 Yes! 419 00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:58,791 Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo. Word up. 420 00:26:58,816 --> 00:27:00,806 Johnson, what a block, baby. 421 00:27:00,831 --> 00:27:04,267 Word up. Woodward. Nice ass. 422 00:27:05,196 --> 00:27:06,259 Damn. 423 00:27:07,165 --> 00:27:10,017 Hey yo, Greg, man what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what? 424 00:27:10,884 --> 00:27:14,618 No, man. I think I'm gonna work out, you know, beat the bag a little. 425 00:27:14,861 --> 00:27:19,123 Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last one in the showers a rotten egg! 426 00:27:19,203 --> 00:27:21,439 Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get you all! 427 00:27:23,384 --> 00:27:26,064 Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! 428 00:27:49,491 --> 00:27:53,069 Who did this? Huh? Where are you? 429 00:27:54,022 --> 00:27:56,036 This isn't funny, all right? 430 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:59,382 A small dicks like a disability, man! 431 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:03,492 Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? 432 00:28:03,671 --> 00:28:05,992 Come on out here, you sick fuck! 433 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:10,076 I'll kick the shit out of you right now! All right? 434 00:28:10,577 --> 00:28:12,310 Its not the size of the hammer, 435 00:28:12,335 --> 00:28:14,160 its the nail you're throwing it at! 436 00:28:17,452 --> 00:28:19,299 It's a shame how she died, you know. 437 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:21,046 - She was such a nice girl. 438 00:28:21,071 --> 00:28:24,068 - Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. 439 00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:27,585 - He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man. 440 00:28:28,061 --> 00:28:30,411 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - No, no, no! 441 00:28:30,436 --> 00:28:32,199 What you tryin' to say? You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? 442 00:28:32,324 --> 00:28:35,538 - Bring it on, Ray! - Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline? 443 00:28:35,563 --> 00:28:38,616 - Take it easy. What's the problem? - I'll show you the problem. 444 00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:42,112 That's you? 445 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:45,242 They-- They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right? 446 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:53,051 Hey, laugh it up, you guys. Big laugh. 447 00:28:54,216 --> 00:28:56,466 You know what? You can all go to hell! 448 00:28:56,905 --> 00:29:00,197 Greg, you're not the only one who got one. 449 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,981 Oh, you mean Bobby's got a baby dick too? 450 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,606 No, I was talking about the note. 451 00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:10,583 I got one too. 452 00:29:11,321 --> 00:29:14,573 - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. 453 00:29:14,598 --> 00:29:16,511 Look, someone's just trying to fuck with us, you guys. 454 00:29:16,536 --> 00:29:18,255 We have to call the police, Greg. 455 00:29:18,934 --> 00:29:21,781 You call the police, and I'll kill you myself. 456 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,605 - You're hurting her, man. - And you know what? 457 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:33,444 That goes for all of you guys. 458 00:29:33,529 --> 00:29:36,300 That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on. 459 00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:39,362 But I'm not going to jail. You got that? 460 00:29:47,612 --> 00:29:48,861 What's everybody talking about? 461 00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:51,987 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 462 00:29:56,721 --> 00:29:58,018 -- Aren't they beautiful? 463 00:29:59,284 --> 00:30:02,370 - Buffy! - Contestant No.1 464 00:30:05,385 --> 00:30:08,693 Very good. And contestant no.2. 465 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,718 Very good. And contestant no.3 466 00:30:15,743 --> 00:30:19,302 - Buffy! - Buffy! - That's my girl ! 467 00:30:19,327 --> 00:30:22,904 - That's my girlfriend! - Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 468 00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:26,107 - Hey, kiss my ass! - Yeah, I'm hitting that too! 469 00:30:26,132 --> 00:30:28,985 - All right, Buffy! - Hey, shut the hell up, man! 470 00:30:29,108 --> 00:30:32,843 - Yeah, man! The best pussy I ever had ! - What, you want a piece of me? 471 00:30:32,868 --> 00:30:34,732 Now, the talent portion of the competition. 472 00:30:34,858 --> 00:30:37,482 Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. 473 00:30:37,507 --> 00:30:38,679 See you after the show. 474 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:41,366 No.3, Buffy Gilmore. 475 00:30:42,601 --> 00:30:43,998 Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go hit the head. 476 00:30:44,023 --> 00:30:45,077 You want me to bring you back anything? 477 00:30:45,102 --> 00:30:47,841 No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform. 478 00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:50,499 - Don't worry. I'll be back. - So, good evening, Buffy. 479 00:30:50,524 --> 00:30:53,169 And what will be your talent for this evening? 480 00:30:53,194 --> 00:30:56,565 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 481 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:58,899 Yeah. Yeah! 482 00:30:58,981 --> 00:31:01,671 Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading. 483 00:31:03,085 --> 00:31:06,530 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach! 484 00:31:13,569 --> 00:31:15,882 Look out, Greg! Look behind you! 485 00:31:17,054 --> 00:31:19,689 - Its him! It's the killer! - Huh? 486 00:31:19,734 --> 00:31:23,466 Oh, my God! Somebody do something! 487 00:31:23,491 --> 00:31:26,787 Somebody do something! 488 00:31:26,812 --> 00:31:29,326 He's killing him! 489 00:31:29,351 --> 00:31:32,341 - He's killing him! - Must be an original piece. 490 00:31:32,366 --> 00:31:34,099 He's killing him! 491 00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:37,568 She's good. She's good. 492 00:31:37,593 --> 00:31:40,404 - What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic. 493 00:31:40,429 --> 00:31:44,388 You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help? 494 00:31:44,413 --> 00:31:47,085 - Amazing. - She's the next Pamela Lee. 495 00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:49,812 Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't! 496 00:31:50,569 --> 00:31:52,835 Greg, hold on! 497 00:31:55,030 --> 00:31:57,270 Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Beautiful. 498 00:31:57,538 --> 00:31:59,479 Absolutely fantastic. 499 00:32:02,827 --> 00:32:05,484 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. 500 00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:06,912 Miss Buffy Gilmore! 501 00:32:06,937 --> 00:32:09,494 Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage. 502 00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:11,910 - No. I have to get to Greg. - But you won! 503 00:32:11,935 --> 00:32:14,023 - They're calling your name. - There's a killer-- 504 00:32:15,788 --> 00:32:17,477 - I won? - They're calling your name. Go. 505 00:32:17,515 --> 00:32:20,437 - Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? - Oh, fuck Greg. I won. 506 00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:23,007 - Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, you loser! 507 00:32:23,032 --> 00:32:26,184 - Miss Buffy Gilmore! 508 00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:27,827 Here she comes 509 00:32:27,852 --> 00:32:31,093 ♪ Miss Teen, She's So Fine ♪ 510 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:33,919 - ♪ Such lovely tits ♪ - Give me my crown, bitch. 511 00:32:33,944 --> 00:32:37,017 ♪ And a great behind ♪ 512 00:32:37,099 --> 00:32:41,741 ♪ There she is Doggy style anytime ♪ 513 00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:46,433 ♪ And I'll do her behind behind and behind ♪ 514 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:49,374 ♪ Oh, there she is ♪ 515 00:32:49,399 --> 00:32:52,100 ♪ She loves 69 ♪ 516 00:32:53,187 --> 00:32:54,732 There's no sign of him anywhere. 517 00:32:54,757 --> 00:32:57,898 - He could've taken the body. - That's impossible, Cindy. 518 00:32:57,923 --> 00:32:59,810 - There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around. 519 00:32:59,835 --> 00:33:02,785 I'll bet it's just Greg playing another one of his dumb jokes. 520 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:04,599 He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. 521 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,476 He's probably at my house, waiting for us right now, you guys. 522 00:33:08,007 --> 00:33:08,865 All right, fine. 523 00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:11,474 But you know what? I'm gonna look around some more, so-- 524 00:33:11,499 --> 00:33:13,865 - You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem. 525 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:16,307 - All right, fine. - Call me later. 526 00:33:38,067 --> 00:33:40,305 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 527 00:33:41,075 --> 00:33:43,816 - Who is this? - Its me, Bobby. 528 00:33:43,841 --> 00:33:45,294 You know, your boyfriend. 529 00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:50,390 Mm.. sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately. 530 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:53,221 - Hey, any sign of Greg? - No. 531 00:33:53,856 --> 00:33:56,341 - Do you want me to come by? - No. 532 00:33:57,317 --> 00:34:00,639 I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed. 533 00:34:00,762 --> 00:34:04,512 Okay. I'd really like to see you, but... I love you. 534 00:34:04,594 --> 00:34:08,013 Aw. I love you too, baby. 535 00:34:30,826 --> 00:34:32,342 Bobby, I told you-- 536 00:34:32,367 --> 00:34:34,759 I still know what you did last Halloween. 537 00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:36,107 Who is this? 538 00:34:49,436 --> 00:34:51,225 - Ow! Ow! 539 00:34:56,732 --> 00:34:58,760 - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. 540 00:34:59,122 --> 00:35:01,465 - I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this? 541 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:04,051 - I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want? 542 00:35:04,076 --> 00:35:06,186 I'm in the house. 543 00:35:07,045 --> 00:35:09,045 Do you know where I am? 544 00:35:11,482 --> 00:35:15,091 I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby. 545 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:18,303 Yeah. Where am I? 546 00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:24,387 Um, you're-you're behind the couch. 547 00:35:25,942 --> 00:35:27,495 What? How do you know that? 548 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,887 I can, um, see your feet. 549 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:35,075 Ah! Okay, turn around. 550 00:35:35,114 --> 00:35:37,088 Close your eyes. No peeking. 551 00:35:41,778 --> 00:35:43,903 Yeah. No. No. No. 552 00:35:45,838 --> 00:35:48,270 Hey, no peeking. No peeking. Turn around. 553 00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:49,887 Good. 554 00:35:50,587 --> 00:35:51,895 Okay, now you look. 555 00:35:52,981 --> 00:35:56,176 Now do you know where I am? You don't. 556 00:35:56,684 --> 00:35:59,853 No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are. 557 00:35:59,878 --> 00:36:02,098 I'll give you a big clue. 558 00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:08,046 Oh! I gotta stop drinking. 559 00:36:15,159 --> 00:36:16,479 - Grandma! - Ow, baby! 560 00:36:17,112 --> 00:36:18,380 Oh, my hip! 561 00:36:50,445 --> 00:36:53,147 White woman in trouble off the 744-- 562 00:36:59,516 --> 00:37:02,133 Are you okay? I heard screaming. What's going on? 563 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,881 - He was here. - Shh. 564 00:37:04,906 --> 00:37:08,293 - The killer was here, Bobby. - Its okay. 565 00:37:15,617 --> 00:37:18,203 - I can explain that. - Oh, my God. 566 00:37:19,391 --> 00:37:22,000 A friend gave 'em to me. Cindy. Cindy. 567 00:37:22,977 --> 00:37:24,766 Cindy. Cindy! 568 00:37:24,805 --> 00:37:27,789 Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! 569 00:37:32,422 --> 00:37:33,766 Its me, Cindy. 570 00:37:34,727 --> 00:37:37,083 Cindy, you know me. Cindy. 571 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:46,219 I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you. 572 00:37:46,247 --> 00:37:48,820 I just want you to look at some photos. Tell me what you think. 573 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:56,844 Mm-mmm. 574 00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:01,188 - No? - No. 575 00:38:02,555 --> 00:38:06,024 - I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You sure? 576 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:09,372 Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up? 577 00:38:09,727 --> 00:38:11,563 - Yeah. - Oh. Just-- 578 00:38:13,305 --> 00:38:14,906 Just check that one out again. 579 00:38:16,663 --> 00:38:19,758 - Mm, no. - No? No? All right. Well, worth a shot. 580 00:38:21,891 --> 00:38:23,717 - Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted. 581 00:38:23,742 --> 00:38:24,600 - No way. 582 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:28,022 All the way, man! Yes, yes. Watch this. Watch this- Doofy! 583 00:38:28,047 --> 00:38:30,061 - Yeah? - Come on. Come on. 584 00:38:30,086 --> 00:38:31,016 Okay. 585 00:38:32,656 --> 00:38:34,717 Special Officer Doofy reporting. 586 00:38:34,742 --> 00:38:36,344 Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. 587 00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:39,633 What's that? 588 00:38:39,658 --> 00:38:42,172 That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy! 589 00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:45,569 Hey, Terry, smell my finger. 590 00:38:45,594 --> 00:38:47,795 - What the hell is that? - My ass. 591 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:50,539 - Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy. 592 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:55,124 - Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom I'm on official police business. 593 00:38:55,149 --> 00:38:59,061 - Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness. 594 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,969 Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. 595 00:39:00,994 --> 00:39:03,202 - Does Mom know? - Yeah, Doofus. 596 00:39:03,227 --> 00:39:04,827 Mom says when I wear this badge, 597 00:39:04,852 --> 00:39:07,016 you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. 598 00:39:07,048 --> 00:39:10,875 Yeah, mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. 599 00:39:13,922 --> 00:39:15,952 Okay, three, two-- 600 00:39:15,977 --> 00:39:18,217 - Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now? 601 00:39:18,242 --> 00:39:19,545 - It's just that there's all these numbers with deci-- 602 00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:20,483 - What, can't you count? 603 00:39:20,508 --> 00:39:22,344 - No, I can count, but there's really-- - Let me make it easy for you. 604 00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:23,994 Listen up, okay. 605 00:39:24,019 --> 00:39:27,410 This little piggy went to the market. Alright? This little piggy stayed home. 606 00:39:27,435 --> 00:39:29,608 Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera... 607 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,930 I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass. - We're live, Gail. 608 00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:34,407 Gail Hailstorm standing out in front of the police station 609 00:39:34,432 --> 00:39:36,889 where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, 610 00:39:36,914 --> 00:39:39,625 the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening. 611 00:39:39,664 --> 00:39:41,539 - You're on my foot, fat shit! - Sorry, G-- 612 00:39:41,564 --> 00:39:44,108 - What did I say? - Don't ever step on Gail's shoes. 613 00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:46,045 - Why not? - Because Gail wears Prada shoes. 614 00:39:46,070 --> 00:39:48,039 - You idiot. - I'm a bad man. 615 00:39:48,074 --> 00:39:50,158 Cindy! Cindy! 616 00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:52,586 - Cindy, can we get a statement? - Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. 617 00:39:52,611 --> 00:39:55,476 - She's not talking. - Is it true the police have someone in custody? 618 00:39:55,922 --> 00:39:58,781 - Come on, Cindy. - Cindy, your ass looks fat! 619 00:40:00,929 --> 00:40:02,086 Bitch! 620 00:40:02,898 --> 00:40:04,703 - Good shot. - Come on. 621 00:40:05,554 --> 00:40:08,514 - All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me. 622 00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:10,875 - Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail. 623 00:40:11,898 --> 00:40:14,797 I only touched it, the top of the breast. 624 00:40:14,836 --> 00:40:17,211 - It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up! 625 00:40:25,992 --> 00:40:29,422 - Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? 626 00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:34,573 Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game. Smokin' some bud. 627 00:40:36,211 --> 00:40:38,072 Are you all alone? 628 00:40:38,422 --> 00:40:42,006 - Was sup? - Was sup? 629 00:40:42,031 --> 00:40:44,498 What the-- Who's that? 630 00:40:44,523 --> 00:40:46,086 Yo, pick up the phone. 631 00:40:47,554 --> 00:40:52,740 - Was sup? - Was sup? 632 00:40:52,765 --> 00:40:55,112 Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone! 633 00:40:56,734 --> 00:40:58,945 - Yo. - Was sup? 634 00:41:07,651 --> 00:41:13,475 - What you doin', son? - Nothin'... Just chillin'... killin'... 635 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,203 True. True. 636 00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:17,984 So, you think Bobby did it? 637 00:41:21,442 --> 00:41:24,695 I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. 638 00:41:25,172 --> 00:41:28,476 I knew there had to be something. He's just too perfect. 639 00:41:28,992 --> 00:41:32,068 Handsome, smart, good in bed. 640 00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:35,101 - What did you say? - Uh-- 641 00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:39,523 Hey, Cindy. Got your ice pack for your hand. 642 00:41:39,828 --> 00:41:42,482 - Ow! - Sorry. 643 00:41:42,648 --> 00:41:45,631 I'll get you one for your head. 644 00:41:45,656 --> 00:41:47,873 No, no, that's okay, Doofy. 645 00:41:47,898 --> 00:41:52,078 Hey, we are gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah. 646 00:41:52,922 --> 00:41:55,209 I'll be next door if you need me. 647 00:41:55,234 --> 00:41:56,609 Night, Cindy. 648 00:41:58,148 --> 00:41:59,506 Buffy, you told him? 649 00:41:59,531 --> 00:42:02,623 The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. 650 00:42:02,648 --> 00:42:04,351 Yeah, but what if he says something? 651 00:42:04,376 --> 00:42:08,187 Who's gonna believe a retarded retard like him anyway? Don't worry. 652 00:42:08,968 --> 00:42:10,523 Cindy, telephone. 653 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,508 Thank you. 654 00:42:14,563 --> 00:42:17,648 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 655 00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:20,514 - Guess what. - No! 656 00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:22,682 - You got the wrong guy. - No! 657 00:42:22,723 --> 00:42:24,620 - Yep, its not Bobby. Yo. - Doofy! 658 00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:26,143 Who is this? 659 00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:29,885 - Doofy! Doofy! - Oh, my God. 660 00:42:36,564 --> 00:42:40,870 Hello? Hello? 661 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:45,732 I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! 662 00:42:51,901 --> 00:42:53,901 I heard Bobby got out this morning. 663 00:42:54,377 --> 00:42:57,002 I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed? 664 00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,784 You mean since you branded him the Candy man? 665 00:42:59,809 --> 00:43:01,276 No. His heart is broken. 666 00:43:01,651 --> 00:43:04,811 Yo, son. Its like I seen this all before. 667 00:43:04,894 --> 00:43:06,896 They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty? 668 00:43:06,924 --> 00:43:08,721 No, it was in this movie Scream. 669 00:43:08,746 --> 00:43:11,437 Same dialogue and everything. This is ill. 670 00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:13,239 - How did it end? - I don't know. 671 00:43:13,264 --> 00:43:15,124 Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theater... 672 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,380 So, we just broke out. 673 00:43:17,114 --> 00:43:20,478 - No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together. 674 00:43:20,792 --> 00:43:22,602 Tonight, everyone meet at my house. 675 00:43:22,727 --> 00:43:25,321 And bring some friends. But don't tell everyone, ok? 676 00:43:25,346 --> 00:43:26,311 Try to keep it quiet. 677 00:43:26,336 --> 00:43:27,221 Okay. 678 00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:32,937 Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! 679 00:43:34,721 --> 00:43:39,174 Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 680 00:43:39,877 --> 00:43:43,601 Okay. If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. 681 00:43:50,831 --> 00:43:51,626 Jesus ! 682 00:43:51,651 --> 00:43:53,573 Its okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby. 683 00:43:54,518 --> 00:43:56,019 What, you don't still think it's me, do you? 684 00:43:56,044 --> 00:43:58,253 No, it's just that somebody did try to kill me. 685 00:43:58,278 --> 00:44:00,323 Yeah and the police said I scared him away. 686 00:44:00,348 --> 00:44:02,862 I know. He called me last night. 687 00:44:02,887 --> 00:44:05,870 You see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember? 688 00:44:08,924 --> 00:44:10,167 You're the best. 689 00:44:10,846 --> 00:44:13,524 I'm sorry. Please understand. 690 00:44:13,549 --> 00:44:16,368 Understand what? That my girlfriend would rather call me a killer than touch me? 691 00:44:16,393 --> 00:44:17,940 - That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? 692 00:44:17,965 --> 00:44:21,087 What is it? She's gone and she's not coming back. 693 00:44:21,112 --> 00:44:22,799 Its been over a year, Cindy. 694 00:44:22,824 --> 00:44:25,384 But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls. 695 00:44:25,409 --> 00:44:27,706 - Oh, you gotta move on, baby. - Oh! 696 00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:31,462 I'm sorry if my complicated life... 697 00:44:31,487 --> 00:44:35,002 is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. 698 00:44:35,409 --> 00:44:37,995 Cindy. Cindy. 699 00:44:38,963 --> 00:44:40,346 Okay, everybody, listen up. 700 00:44:41,049 --> 00:44:43,014 Let me just say, uh, 701 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:47,305 the killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh-- 702 00:44:48,096 --> 00:44:49,456 Hey, you know, shit happens. 703 00:44:49,573 --> 00:44:52,831 Sheriff!. Sheriff!. 704 00:44:53,237 --> 00:44:56,579 - Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have they found Cindy Campbell's father? 705 00:44:56,604 --> 00:44:58,529 - No. - Isn't he a suspect? 706 00:44:58,554 --> 00:45:01,259 That is classified information. Where are you getting that? 707 00:45:01,284 --> 00:45:05,071 I'm sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff. 708 00:45:05,096 --> 00:45:06,104 Hey, Gail. 709 00:45:07,135 --> 00:45:08,846 Gail swallows. 710 00:45:16,456 --> 00:45:17,495 Watch this. 711 00:45:19,261 --> 00:45:22,571 Hello. Who is this? 712 00:45:23,438 --> 00:45:24,438 What? 713 00:45:25,165 --> 00:45:26,962 You wanna kill me? 714 00:45:27,087 --> 00:45:29,882 Oh, God. Hold on. 715 00:45:29,907 --> 00:45:31,688 Cindy, its for you. 716 00:45:35,923 --> 00:45:37,976 All right, knock it off, Buffy. 717 00:45:38,212 --> 00:45:41,015 Now, as you've all heard, there is a killer in town 718 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,196 and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips. 719 00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:46,633 Stay in well-lit areas. 720 00:45:46,907 --> 00:45:49,135 Do not travel alone whenever possible. 721 00:45:49,626 --> 00:45:51,175 Always wipe front to back. 722 00:45:51,774 --> 00:45:54,663 And remember, never, ever believe someone... 723 00:45:54,688 --> 00:45:57,281 when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair... 724 00:45:57,306 --> 00:45:59,486 will rid you of crab infestation. 725 00:46:00,556 --> 00:46:04,423 Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies. 726 00:46:04,947 --> 00:46:07,898 So, if anyone needs to come to my office to talk... 727 00:46:07,923 --> 00:46:09,468 I am here for you. 728 00:46:14,009 --> 00:46:16,704 - What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy! 729 00:46:17,118 --> 00:46:18,610 He's real! 730 00:46:29,665 --> 00:46:30,841 Miss Mann? 731 00:46:33,141 --> 00:46:36,532 Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. 732 00:46:38,376 --> 00:46:40,024 No, thanks. 733 00:46:41,454 --> 00:46:42,924 What can I do for you, Cindy? 734 00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:47,126 I need to talk. See, I have this problem... 735 00:46:47,151 --> 00:46:49,024 and I don't know who to tell. 736 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:53,470 - Not feeling so fresh? - Huh? 737 00:46:54,141 --> 00:46:56,079 Feminine odor and itching got you down? 738 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:59,960 Uh, no. No, not that. 739 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:01,306 Then what is it? 740 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:05,766 I have a terrible secret. 741 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,493 Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets. 742 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,545 Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. 743 00:47:15,477 --> 00:47:17,126 Some for money, 744 00:47:17,899 --> 00:47:20,649 others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. 745 00:47:21,384 --> 00:47:23,704 Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. 746 00:47:23,743 --> 00:47:25,954 - Aah! - Do you know what I mean? 747 00:47:26,485 --> 00:47:30,788 Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball... 748 00:47:30,813 --> 00:47:34,040 I mean, all... your help. I have to go to class. 749 00:47:35,524 --> 00:47:36,790 Anytime, dear. 750 00:47:39,962 --> 00:47:43,044 - Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 751 00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:50,712 Redrum. 752 00:47:52,415 --> 00:47:53,798 Hello? 753 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:03,431 Somebody there? 754 00:48:04,524 --> 00:48:06,333 Hello! 755 00:48:12,665 --> 00:48:13,641 Very funny. 756 00:48:13,985 --> 00:48:15,899 Who put you up to this, Cindy? 757 00:48:15,954 --> 00:48:18,376 Lose the cape. Its way too '90s horror. 758 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:24,875 Oh, so what movie is this from- Die, Cheerleader, Die? 759 00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:32,345 Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader? 760 00:48:33,938 --> 00:48:36,845 Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life? 761 00:48:37,838 --> 00:48:40,838 Please, Mr. Killer, don't kill me. 762 00:48:44,862 --> 00:48:47,329 So, is this where I'm supposed to bleed? 763 00:48:47,354 --> 00:48:50,190 Oh, look, I'm bleeding! 764 00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:55,190 Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right? 765 00:48:55,807 --> 00:49:00,963 Okay. I'm running! I'm running! Help! 766 00:49:00,994 --> 00:49:05,594 Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless. 767 00:49:05,619 --> 00:49:07,690 Aah! 768 00:49:09,432 --> 00:49:12,790 There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now. 769 00:49:13,393 --> 00:49:17,298 Oh, God! Somebody please help me! 770 00:49:17,323 --> 00:49:19,413 Oh, God, no! 771 00:49:20,057 --> 00:49:21,244 No! 772 00:49:22,252 --> 00:49:23,658 Oh, now what? 773 00:49:24,619 --> 00:49:30,518 I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah! 774 00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:35,788 Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. 775 00:49:35,813 --> 00:49:39,618 I'm a gross, scary severed head. Come on. Please. 776 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:43,477 Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache. 777 00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:45,907 And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater. 778 00:49:45,932 --> 00:49:47,302 I hope you're gonna pay for that. 779 00:49:47,327 --> 00:49:50,377 Ah! I will not be ignored by the likes... 780 00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:55,141 - I'm gonna jump! - Phil, get back in there. 781 00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:57,290 - No! - What are you doing up there? 782 00:49:57,315 --> 00:50:00,923 - Be reasonable. - I can't take this fucking job... 783 00:50:00,948 --> 00:50:04,196 or those greasy shit head teenagers anymore! 784 00:50:04,221 --> 00:50:05,875 I'm going to end it all! 785 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:09,330 Wait ! Hold on. We're getting help for you! 786 00:50:09,355 --> 00:50:12,125 Now we know Bobby's not the killer. So, who is? 787 00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:13,431 I don't know. 788 00:50:13,456 --> 00:50:15,344 Well, if the killer was in your house last night, 789 00:50:15,369 --> 00:50:16,727 why didn't he just kill you then? 790 00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:18,633 Because he's just messing with us. 791 00:50:18,658 --> 00:50:21,352 don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us. 792 00:50:21,377 --> 00:50:23,985 We can't go to the police. He's just out there - 793 00:50:24,010 --> 00:50:26,127 watching us and waiting for us. 794 00:50:26,556 --> 00:50:28,736 What are you waiting for, huh? 795 00:50:29,947 --> 00:50:32,275 What are you waiting for? 796 00:50:32,846 --> 00:50:35,049 What are you waiting for? 797 00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:36,822 What am I waiting for? 798 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,783 - What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for? 799 00:50:40,808 --> 00:50:42,799 Fuck you! 800 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:46,142 Oh, my God. 801 00:50:47,299 --> 00:50:49,744 Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea. 802 00:50:50,158 --> 00:50:52,039 - You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. 803 00:50:52,064 --> 00:50:53,614 - I just don't feel right. 804 00:50:53,739 --> 00:50:57,199 - Why can't we just do something else? - How about we go to the movies? 805 00:50:58,213 --> 00:51:01,502 Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? 806 00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:08,156 - Hey! This is my song! - Hey! 807 00:51:08,181 --> 00:51:10,603 - You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What? 808 00:51:10,628 --> 00:51:16,076 Yes! Everywhere I go, I see the same hos 809 00:51:16,101 --> 00:51:18,037 Ooh, Brenda... 810 00:51:18,062 --> 00:51:19,999 Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey? 811 00:51:20,601 --> 00:51:22,687 - I do, Ray? - Yes. 812 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:26,241 I like it. Hey, get up. Go over there. Let me see it. 813 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:34,888 Ooh! Yes, I like that. 814 00:51:34,913 --> 00:51:38,037 - You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey! 815 00:51:38,062 --> 00:51:39,195 Put this on with it. 816 00:51:40,937 --> 00:51:44,896 - Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl. 817 00:51:44,921 --> 00:51:46,562 Go on. Pull it. Pull it up. 818 00:51:51,343 --> 00:51:53,179 Yeah. Here. Put this on with it. 819 00:51:54,359 --> 00:51:55,359 Go on. 820 00:51:57,241 --> 00:52:01,326 - Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. 821 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:03,749 - Okay. - Go on. 822 00:52:06,116 --> 00:52:10,132 - I like that look. - Ooh! I'm bad. 823 00:52:10,616 --> 00:52:12,116 Here. Put this on with it. 824 00:52:14,045 --> 00:52:15,609 Go on, girl. Put it on. 825 00:52:16,398 --> 00:52:19,490 Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on. 826 00:52:19,515 --> 00:52:23,388 Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy. 827 00:52:23,413 --> 00:52:26,006 Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on! 828 00:52:26,031 --> 00:52:28,406 Full speed. Charge! 829 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:34,006 Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around! 830 00:52:34,031 --> 00:52:35,468 Turn around! Come on! 831 00:52:35,493 --> 00:52:38,208 Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! 832 00:52:38,233 --> 00:52:40,302 - Who? - Uh-- Uh, Brenda. 833 00:52:40,327 --> 00:52:44,712 Come on. Put the helmet on. No, lets role-play. Come on. You get me. 834 00:52:44,737 --> 00:52:46,580 - Come on! Come on! - Huh? 835 00:52:46,605 --> 00:52:48,378 I'm here at Lover's Lookout. 836 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:50,692 Its dark, It's in the middle of nowhere 837 00:52:50,775 --> 00:52:54,009 and its where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around. 838 00:52:54,034 --> 00:52:56,956 So, very likely we're about to see someone get killed. 839 00:52:57,402 --> 00:53:00,009 Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in that car, 840 00:53:00,034 --> 00:53:01,373 blouse unbuttoned, all alone. 841 00:53:01,398 --> 00:53:03,198 Lets see if she'll have a word with us. 842 00:53:04,143 --> 00:53:07,557 Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book: "You're Next". 843 00:53:07,854 --> 00:53:10,899 - Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name? 844 00:53:11,299 --> 00:53:12,494 - Well, my name's Heather. 845 00:53:12,519 --> 00:53:15,026 - Heather, can you tell us what you are doing out here all alone? 846 00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:18,737 Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like... 847 00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:22,822 making out and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it, but- 848 00:53:22,847 --> 00:53:24,371 well, that was, like, ten minutes ago. 849 00:53:24,396 --> 00:53:27,293 Yeah. Heather, has it crossed your little mind 850 00:53:27,318 --> 00:53:28,972 that your boyfriend was probably murdered 851 00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,910 and you're about to be slaughtered next? 852 00:53:32,316 --> 00:53:35,835 - Really? No way! - Way. 853 00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:38,406 - Heather, good luck. - Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best. 854 00:53:39,546 --> 00:53:42,257 Just as I thought, the murder is happening as we speak. 855 00:53:42,531 --> 00:53:45,139 I'm going to try and break into the bloodshed. Are you getting this? 856 00:53:45,592 --> 00:53:48,938 Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us what you're feeling, honey? 857 00:53:49,053 --> 00:53:52,874 Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please! 858 00:53:52,899 --> 00:53:54,794 I'd like to help you out, kid, but it sweeps. 859 00:53:54,819 --> 00:53:56,833 Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? 860 00:53:56,858 --> 00:53:59,817 You got a lot of nerve coming here. I'm just trying to do my job. 861 00:53:59,842 --> 00:54:02,702 - Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch! - No, Kenny, keep rolling! 862 00:54:02,733 --> 00:54:04,663 I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. 863 00:54:05,014 --> 00:54:06,569 Get that camera off me! 864 00:54:07,256 --> 00:54:11,163 Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass! 865 00:54:11,827 --> 00:54:14,630 Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you! 866 00:54:14,655 --> 00:54:16,858 This man is chasin' Miss Gail. 867 00:54:23,491 --> 00:54:25,394 I'm so scared right now. 868 00:54:27,483 --> 00:54:30,169 I just want to say... 869 00:54:30,194 --> 00:54:33,178 to the family of my cameraman, Kenny... 870 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:34,858 I am so sorry. 871 00:54:36,053 --> 00:54:39,458 This was my interview... 872 00:54:39,483 --> 00:54:40,538 my story. 873 00:54:41,999 --> 00:54:43,389 Its all my fault. 874 00:54:49,616 --> 00:54:53,935 - You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own. 875 00:54:56,866 --> 00:54:58,553 - You want some chicken? - Nah. 876 00:55:02,952 --> 00:55:06,552 Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, 877 00:55:06,577 --> 00:55:08,333 it's time to keep it down right now. 878 00:55:08,358 --> 00:55:12,155 - Shh. - Shh, back at you. Shh! 879 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,975 Why they actin' already? It ain't nothin' but the previews. 880 00:55:21,663 --> 00:55:24,827 The largest ship the world had ever known. 881 00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:30,052 It's 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world. 882 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:32,856 A journey that would change their lives forever. 883 00:55:32,881 --> 00:55:35,516 Whoo! 884 00:55:37,472 --> 00:55:42,030 I'm the king of the world! Whoo-hoo! 885 00:55:46,139 --> 00:55:48,655 Get your ass back down there, boy! 886 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,864 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - The movie's about to come on. 887 00:55:51,889 --> 00:55:54,356 I gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce. 888 00:55:54,381 --> 00:55:56,428 Hurry up, man. Don't be long. 889 00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:59,805 Back up! Let him through! 890 00:56:01,241 --> 00:56:04,381 You can move back some. You don't own the theater. 891 00:56:11,256 --> 00:56:12,171 --And they're off!. 892 00:56:12,196 --> 00:56:15,208 It's number three in the lead. Number two close behind. 893 00:56:15,233 --> 00:56:18,452 And number three is the winner! 894 00:56:20,881 --> 00:56:24,622 Number two has placed, and number four to show. 895 00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:28,255 Next weeks Triple Crown starts at 2:30. 896 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,885 Be here early. 897 00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:58,512 Hey, who was that? 898 00:56:59,676 --> 00:57:02,106 Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again. 899 00:57:13,726 --> 00:57:15,359 Anon. 900 00:57:18,054 --> 00:57:19,992 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 901 00:57:20,017 --> 00:57:23,054 Mm-mmm! Don't go in there! 902 00:57:29,937 --> 00:57:31,639 Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! 903 00:57:31,664 --> 00:57:33,748 Man, this is some scary shit! 904 00:57:33,773 --> 00:57:36,476 Oh, I am scared! 905 00:57:37,265 --> 00:57:42,328 - Excuse me. - I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. 906 00:57:42,353 --> 00:57:45,764 - out of her favor, where... - That ain't no man. 907 00:57:45,789 --> 00:57:48,842 - You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind? 908 00:57:48,867 --> 00:57:52,084 I know you better get outta my face! 909 00:57:52,109 --> 00:57:54,779 Outta my face! Outta my face! 910 00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:57,265 This is all me up in here. You handle that. 911 00:57:57,297 --> 00:57:59,803 - Will you shut the fuck up! - Yeah! 912 00:57:59,828 --> 00:58:03,670 Mmm, mmm. This movie is good. 913 00:58:03,695 --> 00:58:08,279 Hey, baby. You came back just in time. 914 00:58:08,304 --> 00:58:10,975 She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. 915 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,023 - He found out she's a girl ! - Shut up. 916 00:58:13,726 --> 00:58:17,287 Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. 917 00:58:17,312 --> 00:58:20,522 You on Candid Camera now. 918 00:58:20,547 --> 00:58:22,046 You ain't know that. 919 00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:28,883 Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I'm in the movie. 920 00:58:28,908 --> 00:58:34,701 Shakespeare In Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying. 921 00:58:34,726 --> 00:58:37,358 For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap! 922 00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:39,850 - Shut up! - Hold on. 923 00:58:39,875 --> 00:58:42,959 I don't know why you all is actin' I like this. 924 00:58:42,984 --> 00:58:44,252 My girlfriend already seen the movie. 925 00:58:44,253 --> 00:58:46,240 She said they don't even stay together in the end. 926 00:58:46,265 --> 00:58:47,750 Give me that. 927 00:58:49,156 --> 00:58:50,156 Right on. 928 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:54,047 Will you sit down. 929 00:58:54,937 --> 00:58:56,562 Shut up. 930 00:58:57,109 --> 00:58:59,289 Your ass is grass. 931 00:59:02,984 --> 00:59:05,397 - This is for Thelma! - And Louise! 932 00:59:05,422 --> 00:59:08,156 This is for talking through The Fugitive! 933 00:59:08,181 --> 00:59:11,367 - You ruined Schindler's List. - All Jackie Chan movies. 934 00:59:11,392 --> 00:59:15,461 - Boogie Nights! - And Big Mommas House! 935 00:59:31,749 --> 00:59:35,043 ...And I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps. 936 00:59:38,461 --> 00:59:42,358 Um, you guys, there's a few too many people. 937 00:59:42,383 --> 00:59:45,625 Oh, honey, please don't throw-- Hey, you guys, stop. 938 00:59:45,664 --> 00:59:47,956 Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad! 939 00:59:47,981 --> 00:59:50,598 - No, don't touch-- Ah, no! - Do you have more beer? 940 00:59:50,623 --> 00:59:53,904 - Do you have more beer? - Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage. 941 00:59:53,929 --> 00:59:56,156 No, no, no, no! Don't! 942 01:00:18,755 --> 01:00:21,044 Kitty, you scared me. 943 01:00:25,052 --> 01:00:29,349 Horsey. Oh, you scared me too. 944 01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,943 Hello? Who's there? 945 01:00:38,827 --> 01:00:42,340 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't! 946 01:00:42,365 --> 01:00:44,841 Please! I'm just a day player! 947 01:01:00,417 --> 01:01:01,417 Oh, my God! 948 01:01:29,188 --> 01:01:32,259 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 949 01:01:32,284 --> 01:01:35,367 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 950 01:01:37,696 --> 01:01:40,704 Yeah! 951 01:01:41,837 --> 01:01:46,593 Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you. 952 01:01:46,618 --> 01:01:49,040 I thought the killer got to you before I could. 953 01:01:50,024 --> 01:01:51,024 Could what? 954 01:01:51,798 --> 01:01:54,681 I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you. 955 01:01:57,149 --> 01:01:59,460 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 956 01:01:59,485 --> 01:02:02,813 - Hey, party on! - Yeah! 957 01:02:07,642 --> 01:02:10,626 - So-- - So. 958 01:02:10,673 --> 01:02:13,380 Here we are... again. 959 01:02:13,405 --> 01:02:15,048 Yeah. 960 01:02:16,970 --> 01:02:19,923 And, you know, if you're not ready, 961 01:02:21,142 --> 01:02:22,470 I'll understand. 962 01:02:23,863 --> 01:02:25,735 Bobby. 963 01:02:25,767 --> 01:02:27,488 I am ready. 964 01:02:28,905 --> 01:02:31,001 - You are? - Yeah. 965 01:02:33,126 --> 01:02:37,504 I can't keep fighting these urges. 966 01:02:37,529 --> 01:02:40,726 I have to just give in to them... 967 01:02:40,751 --> 01:02:42,603 and let them flow. 968 01:02:42,653 --> 01:02:43,665 Right. 969 01:02:45,009 --> 01:02:46,696 - Bobby? - Huh? 970 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:49,313 I have been so selfish. 971 01:02:51,774 --> 01:02:54,328 This is like a scene from a movie or something. 972 01:02:54,353 --> 01:02:57,038 Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. 973 01:02:57,063 --> 01:02:58,654 This is real life. 974 01:03:00,154 --> 01:03:02,687 Its all a movie, baby... 975 01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:05,468 There's the sound guy. There's the script supervisor. 976 01:03:05,493 --> 01:03:06,585 How you are doin'... baby? 977 01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:08,462 - Bobby? - What? 978 01:03:09,337 --> 01:03:14,437 What I mean is that in real life... 979 01:03:14,462 --> 01:03:16,819 you have to enjoy each moment. 980 01:03:45,251 --> 01:03:47,564 Bobby. Bobby! 981 01:03:51,483 --> 01:03:54,281 Can I tell you a secret? 982 01:03:54,306 --> 01:03:55,634 Sure, man. 983 01:03:57,408 --> 01:03:59,705 I see dead people. 984 01:04:01,658 --> 01:04:04,366 Man, this shit is awesome! 985 01:04:04,391 --> 01:04:06,833 Yo, son, we gotta roll some more of that shit! 986 01:04:06,858 --> 01:04:08,485 Ah, shit! 987 01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:11,311 We don't have any more papers, man. 988 01:04:11,336 --> 01:04:13,929 We don't have any more papers. 989 01:04:13,954 --> 01:04:17,422 Oh, man! What can we use to make a bong? 990 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:23,997 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 991 01:04:24,022 --> 01:04:26,665 - Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah! 992 01:04:32,665 --> 01:04:36,507 Oh, shit, son! 993 01:04:36,532 --> 01:04:41,227 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 994 01:04:42,133 --> 01:04:44,415 This some good shit! 995 01:05:08,573 --> 01:05:11,980 - Bobby! I've never done this before. - What? 996 01:05:12,895 --> 01:05:14,376 Its okay. It's okay. 997 01:05:14,401 --> 01:05:18,720 It's just like-- It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. 998 01:05:18,745 --> 01:05:22,017 - A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavor one. 999 01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:24,542 - Oh. - With the fudge in the middle? 1000 01:05:26,355 --> 01:05:27,494 Okay. 1001 01:05:27,519 --> 01:05:31,119 ♪ Show me now Show me how ♪ 1002 01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:34,700 ♪ How it feels when we're together ♪ - Just like that. 1003 01:05:34,725 --> 01:05:38,112 ♪ I'm afraid, if we wait ♪ -Just like that, baby. 1004 01:05:38,144 --> 01:05:41,290 ♪ We'll be waiting till forever ♪ - Ah! 1005 01:05:41,315 --> 01:05:44,065 Oh! Jesus! 1006 01:05:45,433 --> 01:05:48,767 I never could wait to get to the chewy middle. 1007 01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:51,736 - You know what? Let me. - Oh. Okay. 1008 01:05:51,761 --> 01:05:53,111 Goddamn! 1009 01:05:53,136 --> 01:05:57,782 ♪ I'm on a rocket ship, to a mother ship ♪ 1010 01:05:57,807 --> 01:06:02,158 ♪ I'm flyin' solo but don't know if I can stop ♪ 1011 01:06:02,183 --> 01:06:06,574 ♪ Don't ask me why Don't make me lie ♪ 1012 01:06:06,599 --> 01:06:08,824 ♪ Just kick back just sit back ♪ 1013 01:06:08,849 --> 01:06:11,433 ♪ Enjoy the ride ♪ 1014 01:06:14,183 --> 01:06:16,891 ♪ 'Cause I'm a spaceman ♪ 1015 01:06:19,503 --> 01:06:21,823 Guess its been a while. 1016 01:06:23,401 --> 01:06:25,448 ♪ So, stay with me ♪ 1017 01:06:27,558 --> 01:06:30,245 Oh! Oops! 1018 01:06:30,784 --> 01:06:32,516 Its very, uh, '70s of you. 1019 01:06:48,282 --> 01:06:52,548 Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby! 1020 01:06:55,399 --> 01:06:58,141 Come here, Bobby! I want it now! 1021 01:06:58,821 --> 01:07:01,820 Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned! 1022 01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:03,563 Yeah, me too, son. 1023 01:07:03,588 --> 01:07:05,681 Hey, you guys hear that? 1024 01:07:18,011 --> 01:07:19,876 Shh! 1025 01:07:23,258 --> 01:07:24,718 - Hello. - Hello. 1026 01:07:24,743 --> 01:07:27,266 What's your favorite scary movie? 1027 01:07:31,051 --> 01:07:33,344 Let me talk to her. Shh! 1028 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:37,552 I'm gonna gut you like a pig! 1029 01:07:44,868 --> 01:07:47,540 Oh, yeah! Oh! 1030 01:07:47,579 --> 01:07:51,733 - Yeah! What's my name, Bobby? - What? Ah! 1031 01:07:51,758 --> 01:07:55,772 - What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy! 1032 01:07:55,797 --> 01:07:58,835 Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby? 1033 01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:00,882 Its yours. 1034 01:08:00,907 --> 01:08:03,274 Ahhhhhh! 1035 01:08:06,062 --> 01:08:07,470 Oh, my God! 1036 01:08:11,243 --> 01:08:16,094 Oh, shit! 1037 01:08:19,227 --> 01:08:21,585 ♪ Don't even contest Cause I'll make you undress ♪ 1038 01:08:21,610 --> 01:08:24,359 ♪ Like porn dancers waitin' at the front door for an answer ♪ 1039 01:08:24,384 --> 01:08:27,438 ♪ Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial MCs like silicone titties ♪ 1040 01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:30,093 ♪ Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fuck a cheap ball ♪ 1041 01:08:30,118 --> 01:08:31,868 ♪ I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong ♪ 1042 01:08:31,893 --> 01:08:34,678 ♪ And if I wanna fuck long, I let my ding-a-long, hit the bong ♪ 1043 01:08:34,703 --> 01:08:37,217 ♪ And then the song, Always pass the dutchie to the left ♪ 1044 01:08:37,242 --> 01:08:40,191 ♪ Because the right way is wrong ♪ 1045 01:08:40,216 --> 01:08:44,069 - Whoo-hoo! - I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready? 1046 01:08:44,094 --> 01:08:46,939 ♪ I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass ♪ 1047 01:08:46,964 --> 01:08:49,484 ♪ I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls ♪ 1048 01:08:49,509 --> 01:08:51,549 ♪ If the phone rings don't answer the call ♪ 1049 01:08:51,574 --> 01:08:53,492 ♪ Gonna slit your throat fuck you like a goat ♪ 1050 01:08:53,517 --> 01:08:55,764 ♪ Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat ♪ 1051 01:08:55,789 --> 01:08:57,049 Peace! 1052 01:08:59,323 --> 01:09:00,940 Yo! 1053 01:09:02,281 --> 01:09:06,945 That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son! 1054 01:09:08,359 --> 01:09:12,266 Bobby... where were you tonight? 1055 01:09:12,977 --> 01:09:16,772 - What? - I was just curious. 1056 01:09:16,797 --> 01:09:18,506 What took you so long to get here? 1057 01:09:18,531 --> 01:09:20,008 Why you so curious? 1058 01:09:21,734 --> 01:09:23,772 I don't know. 1059 01:09:23,797 --> 01:09:26,983 I thought it would fit the 90s horror cliche... 1060 01:09:27,008 --> 01:09:29,397 if you turned out to be the killer. 1061 01:09:29,422 --> 01:09:31,922 Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg? 1062 01:09:33,695 --> 01:09:35,305 Buffy and Greg are dead? 1063 01:09:36,879 --> 01:09:39,327 - I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God! 1064 01:09:39,352 --> 01:09:41,766 Bobby, turn around! Its the killer! 1065 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:58,139 Cindy! 1066 01:09:58,164 --> 01:10:01,539 - Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me. 1067 01:10:03,055 --> 01:10:06,414 - Bobby, its okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme- 1068 01:10:07,253 --> 01:10:09,250 Its gonna be okay, Bobby. 1069 01:10:11,281 --> 01:10:14,305 Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house! 1070 01:10:14,334 --> 01:10:16,577 There's ass, blood and guts everywhere! 1071 01:10:16,602 --> 01:10:18,836 Someone done gone crazy, son! 1072 01:10:20,203 --> 01:10:23,539 We all go a little crazy sometimes. Bobby, no! 1073 01:10:24,313 --> 01:10:27,170 Oh, shit, son! 1074 01:10:27,195 --> 01:10:29,791 Oh, my God! 1075 01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:34,290 Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. 1076 01:10:36,445 --> 01:10:38,332 You wanna hit this shit? 1077 01:10:42,711 --> 01:10:44,624 Ketchup. 1078 01:10:44,649 --> 01:10:46,916 Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby. 1079 01:10:49,164 --> 01:10:52,000 Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy! 1080 01:10:53,531 --> 01:10:55,835 Surprise! 1081 01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:58,203 Surprise, Cindy! 1082 01:11:10,865 --> 01:11:12,871 Why are you doing this, Bobby? 1083 01:11:12,896 --> 01:11:16,793 Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? 1084 01:11:16,818 --> 01:11:19,207 I think she wants a motive. 1085 01:11:19,232 --> 01:11:22,442 - Did Scream have a plot? - No. 1086 01:11:22,467 --> 01:11:24,770 Did "I Know What You Did Last Summer" make any sense? 1087 01:11:24,795 --> 01:11:26,920 Don't think so! 1088 01:11:26,945 --> 01:11:29,592 What about the sequel? What was with that fat, white Jamaican kid? 1089 01:11:29,617 --> 01:11:33,481 - I wanna kill that motherfucker. - It was bad casting, Bobby. 1090 01:11:33,506 --> 01:11:36,301 How about this for a motive? Lack of sex! 1091 01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:39,100 It can cause serious deviant behavior. 1092 01:11:39,771 --> 01:11:43,364 - I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby. 1093 01:11:43,389 --> 01:11:47,598 I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself. 1094 01:11:47,623 --> 01:11:50,395 That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. 1095 01:11:50,420 --> 01:11:53,029 And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. 1096 01:11:54,318 --> 01:11:56,871 What? I ain't gay. 1097 01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:58,567 - What are you talking about? You took me to that club. 1098 01:11:58,592 --> 01:12:00,592 - So, they play good music. 1099 01:12:01,264 --> 01:12:04,857 - What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - I wanted to go shopping. 1100 01:12:06,045 --> 01:12:09,864 - But you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my-- 1101 01:12:09,889 --> 01:12:11,850 Whatever, Ray! I don't want to talk about this now. 1102 01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,379 The point is, Cindy, I'm a new man 1103 01:12:14,404 --> 01:12:17,035 and I'm ready to leave all this behind and start a new life. 1104 01:12:17,060 --> 01:12:20,637 - So, you killed all your friends? - Oh, no. 1105 01:12:20,662 --> 01:12:22,364 Just you. 1106 01:12:22,389 --> 01:12:25,334 And maybe Shorty, but that wasn't planned or anything. 1107 01:12:25,373 --> 01:12:27,340 But here's the genius part. 1108 01:12:27,365 --> 01:12:30,871 We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. 1109 01:12:30,896 --> 01:12:35,278 - Its the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! There's more! 1110 01:12:35,303 --> 01:12:40,176 Hang on to your seat, baby, cause this one's a screamer! 1111 01:12:40,201 --> 01:12:43,542 - I'll be back. - Uh-oh. 1112 01:12:43,567 --> 01:12:45,990 Move your big ass. Come on. 1113 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,904 Dad! 1114 01:12:48,623 --> 01:12:51,090 What are you gonna do, frame him? 1115 01:12:51,115 --> 01:12:54,787 Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio. 1116 01:12:56,060 --> 01:12:58,615 The police are gonna find you and daddy both dead, 1117 01:12:58,670 --> 01:13:02,201 and me and Ray are the only survivors of maniacs revenge. 1118 01:13:02,226 --> 01:13:06,020 - You ready? I'm ready. - You ready? I'm ready to do this shit. 1119 01:13:06,045 --> 01:13:08,299 - Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. 1120 01:13:08,332 --> 01:13:10,547 - Come on! - Give it to me. No! 1121 01:13:10,572 --> 01:13:12,370 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1122 01:13:13,542 --> 01:13:15,800 - All right. Ready? Lets do this. - Wait, wait. Ready. 1123 01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:17,839 - All right. Come on. Come on. - Ready. 1124 01:13:18,277 --> 01:13:19,314 Come on. Give it to me! Give it to me! 1125 01:13:19,339 --> 01:13:20,995 No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1126 01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:22,949 - Just.. remember what we talked about? To the side. - I know, man! 1127 01:13:22,974 --> 01:13:25,197 - How many times we gonna go over this? I know! - Okay. 1128 01:13:25,222 --> 01:13:27,449 - Stop. Just... all right? Trust me. - All right. I'm ready. 1129 01:13:27,473 --> 01:13:29,478 Okay? I got this shit. Ready? Come on. 1130 01:13:29,503 --> 01:13:33,181 - Wait, wait, wait! - I'm about to cut your throat, boy! 1131 01:13:33,206 --> 01:13:35,181 Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on! 1132 01:13:35,206 --> 01:13:36,572 - You're right, you're right, you're right. - Come on. 1133 01:13:36,573 --> 01:13:38,111 - You ready? - I'm ready. Yeah, come on! 1134 01:13:38,136 --> 01:13:41,861 No! You guys are psychos! 1135 01:13:41,886 --> 01:13:44,431 You've seen one too many TV shows! 1136 01:13:44,456 --> 01:13:49,080 No! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers! 1137 01:13:49,105 --> 01:13:50,824 Cancelin' TV shows does! 1138 01:13:50,849 --> 01:13:53,783 The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! 1139 01:13:53,808 --> 01:13:58,189 It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode! 1140 01:13:58,214 --> 01:14:01,931 Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here! 1141 01:14:01,956 --> 01:14:04,533 Its my turn. Give me the knife. 1142 01:14:04,558 --> 01:14:07,488 Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me. 1143 01:14:15,925 --> 01:14:17,628 Surprise, Cindy! 1144 01:15:11,275 --> 01:15:14,460 All right, all right. Hold on a second. 1145 01:15:14,485 --> 01:15:17,314 Just give me a moment. Ah. One-- 1146 01:15:22,954 --> 01:15:24,906 Oh, yeah. That's it. 1147 01:15:24,931 --> 01:15:26,384 Ah. Okay. 1148 01:16:02,796 --> 01:16:03,804 Dad! 1149 01:16:05,296 --> 01:16:06,100 Are you okay? 1150 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:09,146 I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. 1151 01:16:09,171 --> 01:16:11,620 But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet. 1152 01:16:11,645 --> 01:16:14,835 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends numbers for me? 1153 01:16:15,616 --> 01:16:18,919 - Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I can't get a break. 1154 01:16:18,944 --> 01:16:20,982 -- What's that? Is that the cops? 1155 01:16:21,007 --> 01:16:23,843 Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now. 1156 01:16:24,561 --> 01:16:26,785 If the cops come, tell em I'm a plumber, okay? 1157 01:16:26,810 --> 01:16:28,544 You had a leaky faucet 1158 01:16:28,569 --> 01:16:30,561 and you called and they sent me over. We don't know each other. 1159 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:39,536 No! No! 1160 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,978 Dad, Dad, put your arms down. 1161 01:16:44,559 --> 01:16:47,239 - What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there. 1162 01:16:47,264 --> 01:16:49,667 - He was right here! I swear it! - Who was? 1163 01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:53,440 The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends! 1164 01:16:53,465 --> 01:16:57,214 And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there. 1165 01:16:57,239 --> 01:16:59,364 - All over the place. - Dad. Stop it. 1166 01:17:00,255 --> 01:17:02,239 All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station. 1167 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:05,073 I'm cool, though, right? 1168 01:17:05,098 --> 01:17:07,159 - I'm okay? - Lets-- Lets go, Cindy. 1169 01:17:07,184 --> 01:17:09,434 Cindy. Call me. 1170 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,176 Daddy'll get you out, honey. 1171 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:19,684 Okay. Lets go over this again. 1172 01:17:31,909 --> 01:17:33,962 - You say it was an accident. - Yes. 1173 01:17:33,987 --> 01:17:37,010 - He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge? 1174 01:17:37,041 --> 01:17:39,135 It has to be him, Sheriff. 1175 01:17:45,893 --> 01:17:48,321 Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you. 1176 01:17:48,346 --> 01:17:50,845 - That'll be all, Doofy. - Okay. 1177 01:17:50,870 --> 01:17:53,815 - I'm gonna go, then. All right. - All right. 1178 01:17:54,924 --> 01:17:56,424 Bye, Cindy. 1179 01:17:59,604 --> 01:18:02,339 I'm sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed. 1180 01:18:02,364 --> 01:18:03,829 His name was David Keegan. 1181 01:18:03,854 --> 01:18:05,916 Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later. 1182 01:18:05,941 --> 01:18:09,833 - He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible. 1183 01:18:11,346 --> 01:18:13,868 - Then I don't know who it could be. - He's gotta be someone... 1184 01:18:13,893 --> 01:18:15,127 who was connected with all the victims - 1185 01:18:15,152 --> 01:18:17,001 someone who knew about the accident. 1186 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,970 Someone who could move around without being noticed. 1187 01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:25,696 Oh, my God. 1188 01:18:25,721 --> 01:18:29,190 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. 1189 01:18:30,924 --> 01:18:32,112 Its me, Cindy. 1190 01:18:32,995 --> 01:18:34,213 Night, Cindy. 1191 01:18:38,229 --> 01:18:40,307 - Doofy! - Shit head? 1192 01:18:43,502 --> 01:18:44,955 - Have you seen Doofy? - No. 1193 01:18:44,995 --> 01:18:47,798 - Have you seen Doofy? Has anybody seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff. 1194 01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:50,290 - No. - Yeah. Just went out the back, Sheriff. 1195 01:18:50,315 --> 01:18:51,534 Doofy! 1196 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:05,669 ♪ "Too Cool for School" ♪ (BAND: FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE) 1197 01:19:05,694 --> 01:19:09,271 ♪ He walks alone under the big city lights ♪ 1198 01:19:09,303 --> 01:19:12,927 ♪ He always knows just when the time is right ♪ 1199 01:19:12,952 --> 01:19:16,544 ♪ He never shows what he's thinking He keeps it inside ♪ 1200 01:19:16,569 --> 01:19:20,185 ♪ Because he's too cool for school ♪ 1201 01:19:20,210 --> 01:19:23,810 ♪ He comes alive when the sun goes down ♪ 1202 01:19:23,835 --> 01:19:27,443 ♪ He gets it right You know he's always down ♪ 1203 01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:31,255 ♪ He's got one eye open and his ear to the ground ♪ 1204 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:35,796 ♪ And he's too cool for school ♪ 1205 01:19:35,843 --> 01:19:39,247 ♪ He's an operator He's a real player ♪ 1206 01:19:39,272 --> 01:19:43,080 ♪ And if you mess with him you know you'll never win ♪ 1207 01:19:43,105 --> 01:19:47,913 No-o-o-o-o! 1208 01:20:03,604 --> 01:20:05,948 Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? 1209 01:20:05,973 --> 01:20:08,878 Yo, if you all watchin' this tape right now... 1210 01:20:08,903 --> 01:20:10,683 that means I didn't make it. 1211 01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:14,815 Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. 1212 01:20:14,846 --> 01:20:16,190 But either way it goes, 1213 01:20:16,215 --> 01:20:19,237 I'm gonna tell you all the rules to survive this situation: 1214 01:20:19,262 --> 01:20:22,517 Rule No.1 You gotta be quick. 1215 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:25,892 Rule No.2 Don't fall down. 1216 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:31,112 Rule No.3 Whatever you do, never look back. 1217 01:20:31,137 --> 01:20:33,159 You all wish me luck. 1218 01:20:33,184 --> 01:20:35,587 Snatch and run, you all! 1219 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:40,516 Come back here, you motherfuckers! Son of a bitch! 1220 01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:45,541 ♪ "Scary Movies" ♪ (ARTIST: BAD MEETS EVIL feat. EMINEM) 1221 01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:42,133 This isn't easy for me. 1222 01:27:42,158 --> 01:27:45,135 I know we've been together a lot of time... 1223 01:27:45,159 --> 01:27:47,266 but I found somebody else. 1224 01:27:47,291 --> 01:27:49,746 Okay... I'm in love. 1225 01:27:51,354 --> 01:27:53,354 Don't look at me like that. 1226 01:27:54,535 --> 01:27:56,315 We could still be friends... 1227 01:27:57,027 --> 01:27:59,479 You can come into my room whenever you like. 1228 01:27:59,970 --> 01:28:02,494 We just... can't... No. 1229 01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:05,815 No ! 1230 01:28:08,979 --> 01:28:11,526 Okay. Just one time. 1231 01:28:17,770 --> 01:28:20,146 Yeah... that's it ! 96517