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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,424 --> 00:00:08,424 After the knee injury, I got lots of time to daydream. 2 00:00:10,497 --> 00:00:13,200 I used to fantasize about being high on ecstasy. 3 00:00:16,488 --> 00:00:19,688 They say those who want to do drugs, have problems at home, 4 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,760 but I had the best childhood, so... 5 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,200 what was wrong with me? 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,120 The only thing I looked forward to now, was joining PĂ„l to Hell. 7 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:14,408 KIDS IN CRIME 8 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,440 “GO TO HELL” 9 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,120 You didn’t see it? It’s the wackiest thing I’ve seen, PĂ„l. 10 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,280 - What was it? - Jens August fucked his little sister! 11 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,240 - You’re kidding? - It’s fucking true. Completely... Cowboy? 12 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,320 - What? - Cowboy? 13 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,960 This is Crisis, PĂ„l’s stoner buddy 14 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,040 and Freddy’s personal ass-kisser. 15 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:53,920 He got the name from stacking up weed in his basement, in case of a nuclear crisis. 16 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,320 - Do you watch Hotel Cesar? - No. 17 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,440 Fuck! Fucking hell. 18 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,320 Fag toke guys. 19 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,360 Where did you get this guy, PĂ„l? 20 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,640 How much do I get for 200 NOK? 21 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,840 We’re not going to Freddy Hell to buy ten roofies, Tommy. 22 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,800 You like being alive, right? 23 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,440 So, where does he live? 24 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,840 Bede, the hub of Sarpsborg. 25 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,400 Hey, all sheep. This is Pelle. 26 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,720 I live in a beautiful and friendly place. 27 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,640 In Brede, it’s fun to live. 28 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,080 Here, moonshine is brewed and blood is flowing. 29 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:38,000 The other day, there was a darn racket. They cursed and spat in their fists. 30 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,760 They shouted: We’ll kill you. Bring us the money. 31 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,200 So, I shoved away the pot and crawled under the bed
 32 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,520 Welcome to Bede, boys. 33 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,040 This is where the Gypsies reign. 34 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,760 A lot of shit has gone down here. 35 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,480 Just wait here in the meantime, Tommy. 36 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,840 Are you aware of how deep into the shit this is? 37 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,760 - Yo, boys. - Yo, Freddy. 38 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,600 - Did you bring company? - Yeah, he’s just waiting in the car. 39 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,200 Are you just going to sit here and be cold? 40 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,440 What is this, PĂ„l? 41 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,320 Tommy, a buddy from Hannestad. 42 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,240 Tommy from Hannestad? 43 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,320 Been to Sweden and bought a Sarp chain and all
 44 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,200 Gonna get a flesh wound around your throat cause it’s fake. 45 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,720 Ask Mommy to put cream on it. 46 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,360 - Spread your legs, Tommy. - Huh? 47 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,000 Spread your legs, Tommy. 48 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,560 Relax. I’m not going to kill you. 49 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,240 What’s with you daddy’s boys from Hannestad? 50 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,360 You watch Scarface once and then you’re gangsters? 51 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,600 What is this, Tommy? 52 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,320 Have you been fighting? 53 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,440 Just read the newspaper. 54 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,680 He helped me knock out a guy the other day. 55 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,320 Down in the schoolyard? 56 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,680 That’s right. 57 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,680 That’s perfect. 58 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,800 Now we have something to talk about over coffee. 59 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,040 Monica! 60 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,040 We have a distinguished visitor. 61 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,480 We have visitors. 62 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,680 Knock yourselves out. 63 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:13,680 - Did you see the last episode, Monica? - Yes, holy shit! 64 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,080 Jens August fucking banged his sister. 65 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,000 What the fuck was that? 66 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,800 What do you want, PĂ„l? 67 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,840 - You want me to front you some? - Yes, that’s what I asked. 68 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,960 How many do you want? 69 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,280 1000? 2000? 70 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,000 5000? 10,000? 71 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,440 - I said 100. - 100,000? 72 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,880 - 100 pieces. - Ah, 100. Right. 73 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,920 Me and Glenn have prepared a little game for the evening. Hand me the flies. 74 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,200 That RenĂ©e guy you knocked out in the schoolyard
 75 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,400 - What do you think he’d taken? - Hey, fuck off
 76 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,400 What do you think he’d taken? 77 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,040 Huh? What do you think he’d taken? 78 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,440 - Roofies? - Roofies, yes! 79 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,440 Fuck off, Freddy! 80 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,480 Who do you think he’d gotten the roofies from? Huh? 81 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,880 And you? You don’t know? 82 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,440 The pharmacy? 83 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,240 From the police? 84 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,000 From the grocery store? 85 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,680 You? 86 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,880 I’m starting to like this faggot. 87 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,520 - Fuck off, Freddy. - Hey, Freddy, fuck that. 88 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,840 What do you mean? Was he a buddy of yours? 89 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,920 Don’t get ahead of me, PĂ„l. We’re playing a game. 90 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,240 You sick bastard! 91 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,120 Last question, PĂ„l. This one I think you’re going to manage. Give me that. 92 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:01,840 Who do you think is left with 3000 roofies because someone sent his buyer to the hospital? Huh? 93 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,520 - Fuck off. - Leave him alone. 94 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,680 Fuck- Shut up when you’re talking to me. 95 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,960 Fuck off, Freddy. 96 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,680 And here you are, PĂ„l Pot, brain damaged and awful, 97 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,280 - asking me to front you 100 lousy roofies!? - Fucking asshole! 98 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,480 What are we going to do with people like you, PĂ„l? 99 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,640 We’ll take them. 100 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:23,760 Huh? 101 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,240 Your roofies, we’ll take them. All of them. 102 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,800 Give us three weeks. 103 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,560 Listen to Tony Montana here. 104 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,440 Now you’re lucky, PĂ„l. 105 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,000 Let go of him. 106 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,320 Relax. Monica peppers me with those every day. 107 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,240 You okay, baby? 108 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,000 Okay, Tommy. 109 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,880 Two weeks. 110 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,560 You get two weeks. 111 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,760 Okay? 112 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,080 Okay? 113 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,120 Fine
 114 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,880 Write down your address and landline, please. 115 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:24,720 Okay? 116 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,680 Congrats on your new job, boys. 117 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,560 Might as well go for it, PĂ„l. We know you’re capable of it. 118 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,000 A little peace pill, maybe? 119 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,520 You don’t pass up on a free pill, do you, PĂ„l? 120 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,080 That has never fucking happened. 121 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,640 - Nice first day at work, right, Tommy? - No thanks. 122 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,360 Huh? 123 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,680 I don’t drink. 124 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,480 Don’t drink? 125 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,360 I love Ingar Helge Gimle. 126 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,240 He’s my favorite actor. 127 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,280 I love him. 128 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,760 Thanks. 129 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,840 Are you okay? 130 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,320 Ye-ah. 131 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,960 Are you okay? 132 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,880 Maybe you want a fix? 133 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,320 Looks like you need one. 134 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,520 Sure, why not. 135 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,120 Never taken roofies before, have you? 136 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:56,960 Yeah. 137 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,040 Fuck. 138 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,080 Fucking hell
 139 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,280 Apparently never tried speed either. 140 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,640 Shut up. 141 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,200 It’s shipped straight from Poland to here, this speed. 142 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,120 Why do they call you The Gypsy? 143 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,440 - Because I’m rom. - Seriously? 144 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,640 Why are you white, then? 145 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,360 It has nothing to do with that. 146 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,320 Isn’t Gypsy a bad word? 147 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Some people think so, but I don’t care. 148 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,840 Do you speak the language? 149 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,480 (Speaks Norwegian-Romani) 150 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,560 Huh? 151 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,720 (Speaks Norwegian-Romani) 152 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,320 Do you live here? 153 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,800 I don’t live anywhere. 154 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,760 What’s with that show you put on earlier? 155 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,480 Show? 156 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:34,400 Are you going to get rid of 3000 roofies in two weeks? 157 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,360 It’ll work out. 158 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,400 Work out? 159 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,320 How so, Tommy? 160 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,720 Just need to push it. 161 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,240 On who? Your soccer team? 162 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,960 On, like, people. 163 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,280 A lot of people have owed Freddy money. 164 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,520 The last one ended up here. 165 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,200 Footbath time, is it? 166 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,360 Come join. 167 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,040 So, you’re the one who’s taken off with that bag? 168 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,920 - Hey, how’s your tooth? - Shut up. 169 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,600 (Speaks Norwegian-Romani) 170 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,080 I mean, it’s 3000 roofies! 171 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,400 I tried to save you. 172 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,720 Fuck, we’ll speak tomorrow. 173 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,680 All this girl does 174 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,880 is snorting pepper and eating roofies. 175 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,440 Fuck, she’s awesome! Fuck, you’re awesome! 176 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,480 Come sit on me, baby. 177 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,240 - Stop. - Chill. What the fuck. 178 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,000 There are those who believe in gnomes, those who believe in trolls. 179 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,440 I believe in smurfs, because I’ve seen them up close. 180 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,960 Fuck, there’s a control. 181 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,640 Crap
 182 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,800 PĂ„l! 183 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,960 - PĂ„l, give me the bag. - Chill. Chill. 184 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,280 It’ll work out. 185 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,880 Here. Here, here, here. 186 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,640 - Can I have one, too? - Yes, chill out, Freddy. 187 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,280 - Hello there, PĂ„l. - Yeah? 188 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,920 Turn off the ignition. 189 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,040 But hello there. 190 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,760 Hello there, Berit. 191 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,040 Freddy Hell and PĂ„l Pot in the same car
 192 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,120 It’s like Christmas Eve. 193 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,560 This is Østfold’s most infamous police officer, Berit Hammerstad. 194 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,360 Also known as “The Hammer”, 195 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,960 because... 196 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,600 she’s a fucking nightmare. 197 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,200 - Have we done anything wrong? - I don’t know. 198 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,280 Have you? 199 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,280 Why are you all blue around your mouths? 200 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,640 We’ve had blue candy. 201 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,080 We’ve been to Sweden. 202 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,240 Something’s not right
 203 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,000 Calm down, PĂ„l. 204 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,480 Maybe check it out? 205 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,280 Hi there. 206 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,200 Can you blow into this? 207 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,000 - What’s up? - Get out. 208 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,480 Turn around. 209 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,280 Are you going to finger my ass again, Berit? 210 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,000 I’m starting to fall in love with you. 211 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,080 Do you have anything in your pockets? 212 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,480 Ah, a bit lower, Berit. 213 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,960 Could you come to Bjor Hill, Berit? We need you quickly. 214 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,880 PĂ„l, I smell a rat here. 215 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,600 - What is it? - I think it smells of pork. Bacon. 216 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,680 Come on, PĂ„l. 217 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,120 I don’t know. There’s nothing wrong here. 218 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,240 - Well, behave
 - Berit, we need to go. 219 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,960 And find someone else to hang out with than this psychopath. 220 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,720 You could at least give me a kiss before you go, Berit. 221 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,480 Holy fucking shit! 222 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,480 Damn, I filmed everything. I think I filmed
 223 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,800 - Yes, I filmed! - Did you get everything? 224 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,400 Yes! 225 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,440 Fucking cunt! 226 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,440 What the fuck? 227 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,200 Fuck. 228 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,200 What are you doing? 229 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,200 I don’t know. 230 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,480 Candles, that’s what it was
 231 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,800 Don’t worry, Mom. 232 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,920 What have you taken now? 233 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,800 I don’t know
 I just had a bit to drink
 234 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,920 Don’t lie to me. 235 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,680 Roofies
 236 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,480 What? 237 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,960 Roofies. Rohypnol. 238 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,840 What’s that? 239 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,680 Pills. 240 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,880 It’s not that dangerous, Mom. 241 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,000 I’m not turning into a drug addict. 242 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,600 I’m just having fun with the boys. 243 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,080 It’s just for fun. 244 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,760 I feel great. 245 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,080 I feel really great, Mom. 246 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,920 Go to bed, Tommy. 247 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,560 Now, you’re not going anywhere. 248 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,120 We’ll talk tomorrow at breakfast. 249 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,880 Yes... 250 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:59,600 “You sweet youth, with your dreams. 251 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:05,040 It feels like it was yesterday. 252 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,080 You sweet youth, 253 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,040 when it flowed freely 254 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:17,320 "of palpitations and sun and spring." 255 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,720 English subtitles by Maja E. V. Olsen 17809

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