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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Chester,
you're not even dressed.
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- The reservation is in 15 minutes.
- Shh!
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He's back.
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Every night
at exactly 8:00 p.m.,
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the well-dressed
blond man appears.
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WOMAN:
Chuck and Joanne
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are going to be waiting.
You don't understand!
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Every night, he does this.
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Every single night.
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He steps out of this building,
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walks exactly seven paces,
stops,
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and smiles.
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Honey, I am worried about you.
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Is he trying to communicate
with someone?
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Is he trying
to communicate with me?
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Why is he doing this?!
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But aside from
not being able
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to fart in the apartment,
how's living with Quinn?
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Oh, it's great.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 7x20 ♪
Trilogy Time
Original Air Date on April 9, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Yep.
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Living with Quinn
is great.
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Great, great,
great... great.
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So how bad is it?
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Pretty bad.
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Last night,
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I had just come back
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from my 8:00 fart.
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Sure.
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Go on.
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Still no mail.
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I think they only deliver it
once a day.
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Hey, listen,
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when I moved in here,
I sold all my stuff
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because I know you like
your place as is,
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and I was totally fine
with that.
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Just one little thing:
would it be okay
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if instead of using
your coffee mugs,
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we use mine?
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Hmm...
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Oh, I see what this
is really about.
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Yeah, mugs.
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Coffee?
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Tea?
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Eh, religion.
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This is about the fact
that you don't think
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this relationship
is gonna last.
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That's why you don't want
to throw anything out.
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Because when
that inevitable breakup comes,
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you don't want
to buy new mugs.
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That's why I've never
thrown anything out
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for any relationship ever.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Oh, that's right. I'm alone.
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Lily, here's the thing.
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It's my apartment,
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and I need to assert
my dominance as a man.
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Don't ever say that...
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to any girl ever.
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Too late.
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What did you just say to me?
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- She gave up her apartment for you!
- You said that to her?!
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Okay, you know what?
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I don't have to sit here and
take this from you ladies.
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I'm going to Ted's.
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The man cave,
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where guys can be guys.
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- Assert your dominance?
- It's like you have no respect for women.
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- What is wrong with you?
- You have a mother!
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You guys, too?
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(scoffs)
I'm going to the Y for a shvitz.
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No, dude, hold on.
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You're not going anywhere.
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It's trilogy time.
(gasps)
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(yells)
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NARRATOR: Kids, here's the dealwith trilogy time:
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It all started a long time ago
in a dorm room far, far away.
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Dude, if we fail
this econ final,
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for the rest of our lives
we're not gonna be able to...
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We won't know how to...
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Do you even know what econ is?
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No idea. We're screwed.
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But there's only one thing
left to do at at time like this.
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Watch the entire Star Wars
trilogy all the way through
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because I haven't done that
in, like, five years.
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Dude, you can't let that happen.
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If you're not trilling it
at least once every three years,
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the Dark Side wins.
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Okay, let's make a pact.
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No matter what,
every three years,
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we sit down
and trill it up big time.
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Agreed?
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A-Greedo.
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Wow.
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2003, I mean...
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What's that gonna be like?
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Hey, Ted.
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Sweet hair.
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I told you it would
eventually stop growing out
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and start growing down.
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Anyway, I'm just working
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on designing
yet another skyscraper.
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And I'm carrying this briefcase
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because now
I'm a successful lawyer...
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I like that.
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Can I make one adjustment?
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...with a cool mustache.
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Nice.
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And who knows, by then,
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you and Lily might be engaged.
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Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do
way better than that.
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Ah, being pregnant
is so much fun.
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I want to do this
four more times.
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Oh, baby, how do you feel
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after spending all day
working on your art,
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since I make enough to
support us both financially?
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Horny.
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I hope we don't
bother you, Ted,
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because even though
we're married and pregnant,
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it still makes sense
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that we all share
adult-sized bunk beds.
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So, Star Wars?
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Sure, I don't have to be at work
until late afternoon-ish
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because my boss appreciates that
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I like to stay up late
drinking and...
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rocking out with our band.
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Did someone say rocking out?
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♪ ♪
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Whoa, who's the babe?
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That's the best part.
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Guys, you remember
my awesome girlfriend
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who was a virgin
until we met?
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Mm-hmm.
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My name's Rhiannon,
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like the Stevie Nicks song.
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I'm hot, but in a crunchy,
earthy kind of way.
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(British accent):
Oh, and I'm from England.
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Nice.
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Okay, Star Wars time.
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But first, we jam.
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Good thing I spent
the last three years
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learning to wail on guitar.
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♪ ♪
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Babe.
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Yup, our band is
gonna be in demand.
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And luckily,
there'll be plenty of supply.
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Supply? Demand?
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Dude, do you realize
what we just did?
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We used econ.
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We're gonna ace this final.
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NARRATOR:
We both got zeroes.
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Oh, dude,
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2003 is gonna be awesome.
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(playing out-of-tune chords)
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"Satisfaction"?
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"Hot Cross Buns."
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Well, keep it up, bro.
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So, you ready to watch
the trilogy?
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(sighs)
I don't know.
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I mean, I really thought
that by now I'd be a lawyer
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with a kick-ass mustache,
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but I still haven't even
gotten into law school,
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and my facial hair
just grows in patchy.
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Just red and patchy.
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Come on.
Your life's not that bad.
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Dude, I manage a Structure.
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But you get 10% off vests.
That's something.
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- The vests are pretty sweet, but, look...
- Yeah.
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Lily and I aren't married.
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We don't have a baby
on the way.
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But we did get
the cool apartment.
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That we can barely afford.
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I mean, I don't see
any way that our lives
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are better now than they
were three years ago.
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BARNEY: Oh, really, Marshall?
Nothing comes to mind?
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By the way, guys, this is Lisa.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Lisa.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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Okay,
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three years ago,
we had this whole fantasy
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about how great
our lives were gonna be,
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and it didn't pan out.
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But I'm telling you,
three years from now,
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when we're watching
the trilogy in 2006,
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our lives
are gonna be awesome.
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(classical music playing)
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Ah, hello, Ted.
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I'm an environmental lawyer now.
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Sure, it's not
the most lucrative field,
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but luckily I have
the cash and prizes
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from my historic seven-week run
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on Wheel of Fortune...
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Can I just make
one little adjustment?
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...for which I was knighted
by Her Majesty, the Queen.
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Ah, Lady Aldrin.
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Oh, Sir Marshall.
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I cannot wait to get a house
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down the street
from your parents
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so we can be close to your mom,
whom I get along with now.
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Good, good.
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But here's the best part.
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Rhiannon, hurry!
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Just because I designed
the opera house
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doesn't mean they'll hold
the curtain for us.
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(chuckles)
Just kidding.
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Of course it does.
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Take your time, my love.
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Hey, guys, it's me again.
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I'm pretty much
the same as last time,
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only now I'm super-rich
and fancy.
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(speaking French):
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And it still makes sense
that we all live together.
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(laughter)
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What about you, Barney?
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Any predictions for 2006?
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Oh, yeah. Picture it.
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By the way, guys,
this is Jody.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Jody.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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How is that any different
from your life right now?
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It's not. I'm KFC, baby.
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You don't mess
with the Colonel's recipe.
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I want things to stay
exactly the same,
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but with a different hottie.
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'Cause Barney don't slurp
no sloppy seconds,
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especially his own.
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Okay, the bottom line is
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things are gonna get better.
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Well, all I care about is
getting into law school.
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You will.
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2006 is gonna be awesome.
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And look what happened.
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You got into law school,
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just like I said you would.
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See, things aren't so bad.
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Lily left me.
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And now I'll never have
a mustache.
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Baby, there you are.
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I have spent all day thinking
about all the naughty,
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naughty things
you and I are gonna do
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to cheer up Marshall.
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Like what?
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Um...
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Uh, I'll you guys
hang out, okay?
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Um, I'll just be...
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waiting in the bedroom.
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(giggles, groans)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean that
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to sound like Ted and I are
gonna do a kind of thing.
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Okay, okay.
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See you.
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Marshall, this will pass.
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Trust me.
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Three years from now...
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Briefcase, lawyer,
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knighthood, mustache,
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all that stuff from before.
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Congratulations, bro.
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And congratulations
to you too, Ted,
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for locking this down.
266
00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:14,552
You know, it's weird,
267
00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:16,187
I never thought I
would get married,
268
00:10:16,189 --> 00:10:17,438
but you talked me into it.
269
00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,607
Or rather, banged
me into it.
270
00:10:19,609 --> 00:10:21,392
You're so good in bed, ooh.
271
00:10:21,394 --> 00:10:23,511
(kissing noisily)
272
00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:25,113
How is this helping me?
273
00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:26,280
I'm getting to it.
274
00:10:26,282 --> 00:10:30,368
In three years, not only
will Lily be back, but...
275
00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:34,188
(sighs) It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
276
00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:37,125
and be carrying his child.
277
00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:39,377
I think you're being
kind of optimistic, Ted.
278
00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:41,963
Can I make
one little adjustment?
279
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:45,983
(sighs) It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
280
00:10:45,985 --> 00:10:47,635
and carrying his child,
281
00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,754
and here he is now.
282
00:10:49,756 --> 00:10:51,889
Guys, I want you to meet
283
00:10:51,891 --> 00:10:53,841
some douchey guy named Trey.
284
00:10:53,843 --> 00:10:56,094
- 'Sup, bro?
- Mmm.
285
00:10:56,096 --> 00:10:57,878
I don't know
what I love more:
286
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,647
his thick mustache
287
00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:00,732
or his trucker hat.
288
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:02,767
You know I hate those hats.
289
00:11:02,769 --> 00:11:05,436
Then you're really gonna
hate this sonogram.
290
00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:12,026
Nooo...
291
00:11:12,028 --> 00:11:15,229
ooo...!
292
00:11:16,315 --> 00:11:19,951
(chuckles) A baby in a trucker hat.
That's awesome.
293
00:11:19,953 --> 00:11:21,018
Anyway,
Ted's right.
294
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,504
2009's gonna rule.
295
00:11:23,506 --> 00:11:25,506
By the way, guys,
this is Maya.
296
00:11:25,508 --> 00:11:29,427
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
297
00:11:29,429 --> 00:11:30,595
(laughs)
298
00:11:30,597 --> 00:11:32,430
And they never saw her again.
299
00:11:32,432 --> 00:11:33,914
Whassaaaa!
300
00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:35,082
Okay, seriously,
301
00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:36,350
at least tell me
you're gonna
302
00:11:36,352 --> 00:11:38,085
change the what
will by then be
303
00:11:38,087 --> 00:11:39,420
nine-year-old beer
commercial reference.
304
00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:40,354
I mean,
come on.
305
00:11:40,356 --> 00:11:41,606
There's got to be
at least one way
306
00:11:41,608 --> 00:11:43,191
that you'd like the future
to be different.
307
00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:45,777
I guess there is one thing.
308
00:11:45,779 --> 00:11:47,595
By the way, guys, this is Maya.
309
00:11:47,597 --> 00:11:49,731
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
310
00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:51,866
And not because
of these these.
311
00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:55,019
Because of these.
312
00:11:55,788 --> 00:11:57,989
Back boobs--
the visual stimulation
313
00:11:57,991 --> 00:12:00,074
of missionary meets
the emotional detachment
314
00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:01,409
of doggy-style.
315
00:12:01,411 --> 00:12:02,710
Patent pending.
316
00:12:02,712 --> 00:12:04,078
Whassaaaa!
317
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,113
The point is, Marshall,
318
00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:10,017
this time in three years,
everything is gonna be great.
319
00:12:14,306 --> 00:12:16,307
See? Lily came back.
320
00:12:16,309 --> 00:12:19,427
Of course, Robin and I
didn't end up together.
321
00:12:19,429 --> 00:12:21,512
But I did get engaged.
322
00:12:21,514 --> 00:12:23,314
And left at the altar.
323
00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:25,349
But I did start
my own architectural firm.
324
00:12:25,351 --> 00:12:27,101
And it failed
after a few months.
325
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:29,103
- Can we put the movie on, please?
- Yeah.
326
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:29,937
Sure, buddy.
327
00:12:29,939 --> 00:12:31,472
Hey, by the way,
where is Robin?
328
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:33,324
In the summer of 2009,
329
00:12:33,326 --> 00:12:35,426
Barney and Robinwere secretly dating.
330
00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:37,945
Oh, uh, Barney said she's
taking some extension class
331
00:12:37,947 --> 00:12:39,664
in how to decoupage,
and Barney's taking
332
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:41,649
a different decoupage class
in the same building.
333
00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:43,918
That's why they shared
that cab that one time.
334
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,255
We were idiots.
335
00:12:47,257 --> 00:12:49,156
Wait a minute.
336
00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:53,744
You're saying that Barney Stinson
is at a decoupage class?
337
00:12:54,863 --> 00:12:56,964
That means we can watch
Star Wars on his giant TV!
338
00:12:56,966 --> 00:12:58,800
Punch it, Chewy!
339
00:13:02,971 --> 00:13:05,223
(panting, moaning)
Oh.
340
00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:06,340
You're back
from decoupage.
341
00:13:06,342 --> 00:13:07,692
What's decoupage?
342
00:13:07,694 --> 00:13:10,394
Oh, uh, yeah, I took that
cab there that one time.
343
00:13:10,396 --> 00:13:11,896
Hold on.
344
00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:16,016
Come on in.
345
00:13:17,069 --> 00:13:19,520
We were hoping we could
watch the trilogy here.
346
00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:22,456
Uh, sure. But, uh...
347
00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,692
first go look out
my, uh, bedroom window.
348
00:13:24,694 --> 00:13:26,661
There's a, uh...
349
00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:29,463
naked lady, uh...
350
00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:32,032
jumping up and down
on a mini-trampoline
351
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:34,752
in the apartment
across the, uh...
352
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,220
street.
353
00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:37,672
(gasps, laughs)
354
00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:43,644
(whispering):
Get me out of this thing!
355
00:13:43,646 --> 00:13:44,929
There's no time!
356
00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:47,265
Barney, I am not ready for them
to find out about us.
357
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:49,383
Then you're gonna have to stay
in there for the entire trilogy.
358
00:13:49,385 --> 00:13:51,652
Don't worry. It's
only 382 minutes.
359
00:13:51,654 --> 00:13:52,987
Nerd!
360
00:13:55,908 --> 00:13:58,109
So, where do you guys think
we'll be in three years?
361
00:13:58,111 --> 00:13:59,894
It'll be 2012.
362
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:01,779
(chuckles)
That's an easy one.
363
00:14:01,781 --> 00:14:03,014
Guys, this is Sophia.
364
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,066
(glass shatters)
You'll be seeing a lot more of...
365
00:14:06,735 --> 00:14:08,819
MARSHALL:
Okay, that is so weird.
366
00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:12,139
I was just trying
to use the force.
367
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:14,592
Do you think instead
of making a beer
368
00:14:14,594 --> 00:14:17,595
fly out of the fridge,
I made that lamp break?
369
00:14:17,597 --> 00:14:19,764
Either that
or the stormtrooper did.
370
00:14:19,766 --> 00:14:20,848
(laughter)
371
00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,634
Oh, the stormtrooper
would never do that.
372
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:27,154
He knows that lamp costs $1,200.
373
00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:29,590
Anyway, while it's just us guys,
374
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:32,777
let me ask you something:
we've all had that same fantasy
375
00:14:32,779 --> 00:14:36,864
about having sex with a girl in
a stormtrooper costume, right?
376
00:14:36,866 --> 00:14:39,533
- Mmm, no.
- Never.
377
00:14:39,535 --> 00:14:40,985
Guys...
378
00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:43,537
come on, no girls around,
just us bros.
379
00:14:43,539 --> 00:14:44,789
Safe space.
380
00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:47,441
Let's stop being polite
and start gettin' real.
381
00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:49,460
Stormtrooper fantasy.
382
00:14:49,462 --> 00:14:51,245
Every guy's had that one, right?
383
00:14:51,247 --> 00:14:53,881
Not even once, no.
No, no, no.
384
00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:56,634
So I'm the weird one?
385
00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:58,285
Yeah.
Yeah.
386
00:14:58,287 --> 00:14:59,587
Yeah.
387
00:14:59,589 --> 00:15:00,671
How about you, Ted?
388
00:15:00,673 --> 00:15:03,624
How's your life gonna
be different
389
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,643
Oh, you know,
the usual.
390
00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,895
Gonna meet a nice girl
and get married.
391
00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:10,431
I mean, I know I say that
every year, but...
392
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:13,267
let's be honest,
in 2012, I'll be 34.
393
00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:15,102
If it still hasn't
happened for me by then,
394
00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:19,190
(laughing): something is seriously
wrong with me!
395
00:15:20,809 --> 00:15:23,995
(laughter continues)
396
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:32,770
Something is seriously wrong
with me.
397
00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:38,754
I can't do
this anymore.
398
00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:40,105
I can't
keep smiling
399
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,840
and being optimistic
all the time
400
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:44,009
when all the evidence
points to the contrary.
401
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,228
You really think
that three years from now
402
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:47,679
things aren't gonna be awesome?
403
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,982
I'll tell you what
things are gonna be like
404
00:15:49,984 --> 00:15:52,000
three years from now.
405
00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:56,088
Uh, yes, hello. I see
406
00:15:56,090 --> 00:16:00,642
on my frozen entree for one
they printed this number
407
00:16:00,644 --> 00:16:03,345
where I can voice
comments and concerns.
408
00:16:03,347 --> 00:16:06,014
Well, there's more cinnamon
409
00:16:06,016 --> 00:16:08,884
in the cobbler than usual.
410
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,253
No, I like cinnamon.
411
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:16,692
Oh, you're very welcome
for my comment.
412
00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:20,262
Wait! Uh, don't go.
413
00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:22,931
Um... do you like cinnamon?
414
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:24,983
Hello? Hello?
415
00:16:31,107 --> 00:16:33,859
Marshall, you want
to watch Star Wars?
416
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,444
No, can do, old bean!
417
00:16:35,446 --> 00:16:36,928
You see, we're up on the Cape
418
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,313
living the idyllic
family lifestyle
419
00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,764
that you've always
dreamed of.
420
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:44,353
Oh, and I'm pregnant
with baby #5!
421
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:46,321
But baby #4 isn't even out yet.
422
00:16:46,323 --> 00:16:48,073
I'm just that good!
(chuckles)
423
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,207
Oh, oh, hold on.
424
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,942
There's somebody wants
to say hello to you.
425
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,444
(chuckles softly)
426
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,662
Hey, Ted.
427
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,881
I just wanted to say
that things are great,
428
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:58,900
and I'm married to that
douchey guy in the trucker hat.
429
00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:00,335
Whassup, bra?
430
00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:03,455
It turns out it was just you
431
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,190
I didn't want to commit to.
432
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,124
(laughter)
433
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,125
Oh,
434
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,628
and I got back boobs.
(giggles)
435
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,646
So things are great!
436
00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:12,948
Buh-bye!
437
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,149
(squeals)
438
00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:16,068
(laughter)
439
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:17,769
(laughter)
440
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,771
By the way, Ted,
this is Melanie.
441
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,773
You'll be seeing a
lot more of Melanie.
442
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,075
BARNEY:
Wait-wait-wait a minute!
443
00:17:23,077 --> 00:17:24,409
Who is Melanie?
444
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,495
Come on, Barney, if there's
one thing I can count on
445
00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:27,779
not to change,
it's you walking in
446
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,364
with some random
girl on your arm.
447
00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:31,783
No. No, I don't want that.
448
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,085
For the first time
449
00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:35,203
in my life, I don't
want to find myself
450
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,172
in three years
with some random girl,
451
00:17:37,174 --> 00:17:39,157
no matter
how many boobs she has.
452
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,893
I want to be with Quinn.
453
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,664
Guys...
454
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,884
you're gonna be seeing
a lot more of Quinn.
455
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:51,353
Dude, we've been to the
Lusty Leopard. We've seen plenty.
456
00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:54,139
I kind of walked into that one.
All right, bye-bye.
457
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,062
What are you doing?
458
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:02,781
We're living together,
I'm excited about it,
459
00:18:02,783 --> 00:18:04,750
and I'm getting
rid of my mugs.
460
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,319
That was mine.
461
00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:09,738
Sorry. I don't know
which are which.
462
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,041
Truth is, I never
drink coffee at home.
463
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:14,493
This one?
Mm-hmm.
464
00:18:14,495 --> 00:18:16,211
There!
465
00:18:16,213 --> 00:18:18,413
I don't need my coffee mugs
'cause I got yours!
466
00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:20,215
For the rest of my life.
467
00:18:20,217 --> 00:18:22,968
Or as... long as
you'll have me.
468
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,220
We haven't really talked
about the future.
469
00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:27,372
Did I make things awkward?
470
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,807
Just keep smashing mugs.
471
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:29,891
(chuckles)
472
00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:32,260
Or donate them.
473
00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:34,095
Point is,
474
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:37,015
I plan on being with you
for a long time.
475
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,934
You okay with that?
476
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,390
Sounds great.
477
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,811
(farts)
Ooh.. Oh!
478
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,699
I am so sorry.
479
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,951
No, no, it's great.
480
00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:59,087
A guy has to be the first one
to let 'er rip.
481
00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:01,173
I was actually hoping
this would happen soon.
482
00:19:01,175 --> 00:19:03,741
I've been crop-dusting
the patio for weeks.
483
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,577
- The patio!
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,579
I've been going
out on the street,
485
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,682
like, exactly this time
every night.
486
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,185
Where are you, blond man?!
487
00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:15,554
Show yourself!
488
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:18,523
I will be at my mother's.
489
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,758
We're a real couple now,
aren't we?
490
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,811
We are.
491
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,396
(chuckles softly)
492
00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:26,598
(both fart)
493
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,768
(chuckles)
494
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:32,654
Hey, buddy, I get
that you're bummed.
495
00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:35,773
But I got a good feeling
about 2015.
496
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,076
I think that's
gonna be your year.
497
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:41,046
Kids, that was the one timeI ever lost faith
498
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:44,282
in the idea that my lifewould be better in three years.
499
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,219
And what's funny is,three years from that moment,
500
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,254
my life was amazing.
501
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,839
All right!
It's trilogy time!
502
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,624
Can I just lodge
one complaint?
503
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,059
This is a guy's tradition.
504
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,645
It's kind of a lame move
on Ted's part to bring a chick.
505
00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:59,231
Come on, dude...
cut him some slack.
506
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,482
I know. He loves her.
507
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:03,151
And I'll give him this:
she is pretty damn cute.
508
00:20:03,153 --> 00:20:05,570
Thank God she takes
after her mother.
509
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:09,024
All right,
let's watch this thing!
510
00:20:09,026 --> 00:20:10,692
TV...
511
00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:14,979
play Star Wars trilogy.
512
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,451
Play Star Wars tril...
513
00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:21,369
You know what?
Screw it.
514
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,691
Okay, you are about to see
something awesome.
515
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,493
And just know this:
516
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,745
Han shot first.
517
00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:34,266
I wonder if things'll
be a lot different
518
00:20:34,268 --> 00:20:37,719
when we watch the trilogy
again in 2018.
519
00:20:37,721 --> 00:20:40,071
I hope not.
520
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,515
(panting)
521
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:50,884
Oh, that was awesome.
522
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,321
You were right--
not weird.
523
00:20:54,346 --> 00:20:55,855
No.
524
00:20:55,858 --> 00:20:59,858
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