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♪ ♪
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Psst. In here!
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I'm safe.
Not quite.
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The amulet, please,
Mr. Stinson.
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Why?
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Help! Help!
The kid.
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Help!
Hang on, kid.
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Grab my tie.
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But you're not supposed
to take the tie off.
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You lost a bet with your
friends Lily and Marshall
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which requires you to wear
the tie for a full year.
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If it means saving your life,
I think they'll understand!
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They sound like nice people!
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Yeah, they are.
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Grab that...
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Come on.
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That's it.
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Thanks, Mister.
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How can I repay you?
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You can stay in school,
that's how.
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No!
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True story.
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But golly, I'm just gonna miss
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the heck out of
that ducky tie. I really am.
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Look what I just found
in the trash.
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No!
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.MY-SUBS.com
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Kids, you haven't truly
lived until somewhere,
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somebody puts a sign up because
of something you did.
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For instance...
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Have you guys seen that sign
out front that says
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"Absolutely No
Boogie-Boarding"?
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What's that all about?
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Oh, that's a great story.
You got time for it?
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Well, I'm supposed to go to
my mom's birthday party, so...
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please make it as
long as you can.
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Well, it happened
a few months ago.
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The night of the hurricane...
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Kids, it was August 26, 2011,
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and Hurricane Irene was
barreling towards New York.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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And a Boy Scout is always what?
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Unpopular?
Beaten up?
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Going to the movies
with his mom?
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A Boy Scout is always prepared.
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Prepared to spend lunch
in his locker?
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Prepared to die a virgin?
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Prepared to paint
his sister's nails?
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Prepared for emergencies!
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That's why a week ago,
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when Irene was just
a tropical depression-
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You're a tropical depression.
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This guy got us...
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a disaster backpack,
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and a rental car that seats
five, parked right outside.
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We're gonna drive up
to my place in Westchester
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where we'll all be safe.
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Boy Scouted!
You're welcome.
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Ted's right, we should go.
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Hey, on the way out of the city,
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do you mind if we stop at my
place so I can get something?
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Okay, what did you have to get?
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My drink on.
We're not going anywhere.
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What? No!
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We don't have time for this!
We gotta get going!
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Ted, I'm older than you.
Yeah.
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And taller.
Just older.
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And when you reach my age,
and height,
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you'll see that things like this
hurricane are no big deal.
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They're going to close
the bridges.
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You guys, we got
to get out of here.
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I'm afraid I'm with
blondie on this one.
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This storm is nothing.
I'm from Vancouver.
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You know what we call
this in the Couv?
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Barbecue weather.
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Yeah, I'm with these guys.
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Drinking beer in front
of Barney's giant TV
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beats sitting in the car
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listening to
Memoires of a Geisha.
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Come on, we're at the best part.
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Oh, it's my mom,
checking to see if I'm okay.
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Hey, Mom.
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Ooh, Mommy!
It's drizzling out!
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I'm so scared!
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Bikini weather.
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Marshall, you're with me, right?
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Sorry, old friend.
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But I can't afford
to tempt fate.
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Oh right, I was being
really weird.
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I should explain.
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Last summer I quit my job.
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And then, a week before
the hurricane...
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Huh, my medical
insurance just expired.
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That gives me two uninsured weeks
before I'm added to your plan.
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It's no biggie.
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Ow!
Paper cut.
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Death is all around us.
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So for the next two weeks
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he was basically a really
clingy Edgar Allan Poe.
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The Grim Reaper beckons.
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I feel his icy grip
around my throat,
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the breath of his hounds
at my heels,
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the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of
his scythe on my chamber door.
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And you, with your
blithe request,
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you only hasten
his inevitable triumph.
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Is that what you desire?
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Is that what you desire, Lily?
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I just wanted you
to get us some bagels.
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Bagels?!
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Do you have any idea
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what could happen to me
whilst getting bagels?!
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What the...?!
No, not like this!
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Fine. I'll go get the bagels.
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No!
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Why not?
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And remember, not too
much cream cheese.
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Half a shmear, max.
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Thanks, baby.
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No! No! Not like this!
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Okay, now you're just
being ridiculous.
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Well, life is ridiculous, Lily!
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People get run over by buses
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and hit in the nuts by
skateboards, bitten by babies.
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Nobody wakes up and says,
"Today I'm gonna star
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in a YouTube video."
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You've said that at
least a dozen times.
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Lily, for the next two weeks
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you must be by my side
protecting me.
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Why, what's gonna happen?
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Answer: a hurricane.
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Just let me take off the tie!
Please!
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I have to wear this at work.
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Do you have any idea
what that's like?
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If the SEC pursues charges,
it's going to be all our asses.
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Nobody takes this
more seriously than I do.
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Please, can I take it off?
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You... may... knot.
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With a "K."
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A little tie pun.
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This is far from over.
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You have a price, Eriksen,
and I will find it.
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When the end of day is nigh,
I'll have taken off this tie.
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I'm going to like the way
I look, I guarantee it.
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So boogie-boarding...
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Boogie-boarding. So I was trying
to get these guys to leave.
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Hey, Nerdlinger,
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what's with the safety boner?
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I mean, come on.
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The disaster kit, the car,
the ladies' rain boots-
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Uh, they're men's.
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Pink is just easier to
spot from the rescue chopper.
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Look, forgive me for caring
about you guys,
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but you're my best friends
in the world
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and I just want to make sure
you're okay.
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Ah. Ted, you are
a giant whining bummer.
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Barney...
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Come on, Ted,
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this storm is not a big deal.
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This storm is a big deal.
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Let's replay
that harrowing footage
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of Irene touching
down in North Carolina.
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We gotta get out of here!
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Go, go! Come on,
come on!
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Please let me take it off!
No.
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$5,000?
No.
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Is he serious?
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$10,000?
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No.
Dudes, take the money.
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$20,000?
No.
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Yes. I'll let you slap me in the face
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as hard as you can.
You have my attention.
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Kids, you remember Marshall
and Barney's slap bet.
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A few years earlier,
Barney lost a bet to Marshall.
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His penalty was five slaps
delivered anyplace, anytime.
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So far, Marshall had slapped
Barney four times.
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Which meant he only had
one slap left.
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What do you say, Marshall?
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Are you going to seize
this slap-ortunity
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or let it slap
through your fingers?
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Don't let him
tempt you, Marshall.
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I don't know, Lily. I mean
we have a baby on the way.
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An extra slap could
really come in handy.
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No! No!
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This is crazy.
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You having to wear that tie
for another ten months
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is all the satisfaction I need.
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Plus,
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I still have one slap left,
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and that feels good. But if
you didn't have that slap left-
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if say, I were to get you
to slap me tonight-
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I suppose that
would change everything.
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I suppose it would.
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Le jeu commence.
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Je m'appelle Marshall.
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So boogie-boarding...
Boogie-boarding.
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So I was trying to get
these guys to leave,
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but there was
one little problem.
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Come on, let's go.
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I'm staying.
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What?!
Barney?!
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Hey, hey, it's going to get
pretty crazy out there.
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And if some hot woman gets
all her clothes blown off,
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and I'm not up here
to videotape it
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and put it up on the Internet,
who will, FEMA?
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Come on, open your eyes.
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No, no, you are coming with us.
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We leave no man behind.
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Hey, Mom.
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Uh, yeah, the boots
were a big hit.
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You know, I better pee.
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But when Lily and I get back,
we're all leaving.
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Wait, I have to go
pee with you?
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You want me to go
to the "bathroom,"
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the most dangerous room
in the house by myself?
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Do you have any idea
what could happen?
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Ow! My eye!
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I'm blind!
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No, no!
Not like this!
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I don't think
we're seeing eye to eye
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about the likelihood
of that happening.
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Hey, it's my dad.
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My dad's calling me.
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Hey, do you know where...?
Ted got his boots?
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Yeah. They're fabulous.
I totally want a pair.
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Okay, Dad, I will. Thanks.
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Guys, Dad says this hurricane is
a bigger deal than you thought.
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I'm taking charge.
We are getting out of here.
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Okay, what is with
everybody's parents calling
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to check up on them?
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It's just a little rain.
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Lawn-mowing weather.
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Bocce weather.
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Wow. You're really bummed
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that your dad's
not worried about you.
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What?!
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Eh... What would my
dad be worried about?
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That I'm not wearing
enough sunblock?
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House-painting weather.
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Ted, you're back.
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I've changed my mind.
I'm in. Let's go.
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Yeah, I changed my mind, too.
You can't come.
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Everybody else,
we're moving out.
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That's harsh.
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You know what else is harsh?
Ultraviolet light.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed
this week
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and I think I got a sunburn
on my cheek.
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It's so sensitive.
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It's like a big, red bull's-eye.
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Ouchie.
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Did you take my blush
out of my purse?
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So, boogie-boarding.
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Boogie-boarding.
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Oh, come on, Ted,
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you can't just leave him here.
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Uh, yeah, I can.
258
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,391
You called me a giant
whining bummer.
259
00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:08,858
You're not allowed in my car.
260
00:11:08,859 --> 00:11:11,462
You don't get to find out
if the geisha finds love.
261
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,696
This is about principle.
262
00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:17,568
Hey, Ted.
I'm ready to go.
263
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,503
And you must be "Principle."
264
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,339
Ah, on a separate note,
guys, this is Maya.
265
00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:23,873
I just met her out in the hall.
266
00:11:23,874 --> 00:11:25,175
We have a lot in common,
267
00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:26,910
such as our mutual love
of country music,
268
00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:28,579
NASCAR and Jeff Foxworthy.
Just go with it.
269
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:30,347
She needed a ride
out of the city,
270
00:11:30,348 --> 00:11:32,416
and we have an extra seat
in the car, so...
271
00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:33,817
Okay, let's hit it!
272
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,185
Wow.
273
00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:36,753
It's come to this.
274
00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:38,222
You could help a friend,
275
00:11:38,223 --> 00:11:40,190
but instead, you're choosing
the hot girl in
276
00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:41,492
the tight tank top.
277
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,495
Your training is complete!
278
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,730
I'm so proud of this kid!
279
00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:49,266
But seriously,
the storm's coming in,
280
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,734
so dump the hoochie
and wheels up.
281
00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,236
You promised me a seat.
282
00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:53,237
Oh, for God's sake.
283
00:11:53,238 --> 00:11:54,804
You two both go.
I'll stay here.
284
00:11:54,805 --> 00:11:56,473
What? Lily, no!
Shotgun!
285
00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:58,908
You're staying. Then
Lily can come! Wha...?
286
00:11:58,909 --> 00:12:00,611
No, no, no, I'll stay here.
Why?
287
00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:03,614
I just want
some time away from you!
288
00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:07,083
What?
289
00:12:07,084 --> 00:12:09,253
Marshall, I'm sorry. I love you,
290
00:12:09,254 --> 00:12:12,556
but I haven't had a second alone
in weeks!
291
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,224
It's summer vacation!
292
00:12:14,225 --> 00:12:16,760
All I want to do is
sit in the bathtub
293
00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:18,995
and read a book, but now...
294
00:12:18,996 --> 00:12:22,199
Baby, I forgot to bring a book.
295
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,069
Do you mind reading
yours out loud?
296
00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:28,572
Hey, it's been no picnic
for me either.
297
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,073
You don't even do the voices.
298
00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:34,378
Blocked number.
299
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,179
Hello?
300
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:38,515
RJ? It's your father.
301
00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:40,917
Daddy?
302
00:12:40,918 --> 00:12:42,986
I love you.
303
00:12:42,987 --> 00:12:44,521
It means so much
that you called.
304
00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:47,691
Ha! I knew that you
wanted him to call. Busted!
305
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,494
That was you?
306
00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:52,095
I really think
you should slap him.
307
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,096
You should slap him!
308
00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:53,797
Slap him.
Slap him.
309
00:12:53,798 --> 00:12:55,765
Two cheeks, no waiting.
310
00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:58,635
Good, 'cause I really
think I'm gonna slap him!
311
00:12:58,636 --> 00:12:59,469
So, boog -boarding?
312
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:00,204
Boogie-boarding.
313
00:13:00,205 --> 00:13:01,638
Come on, Ted.
314
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,807
You're gonna give some
random floozy a ride,
315
00:13:03,808 --> 00:13:04,974
but not take Barney?
316
00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,510
Floozy?!
317
00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:07,844
If she's going, I'm not going!
318
00:13:07,845 --> 00:13:09,279
Lily, you're staying.
Let's go.
319
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,681
If Lily's staying,
then I'm staying!
320
00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,048
Then I'm going.
Then I'm going.
321
00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:14,184
You can't go, Marshall,
'cause I'm going.
322
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,520
If Barney's going, I'm
not going! Then I can go.
323
00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:17,854
Then I'm staying.
Then I'm staying.
324
00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:18,855
Then I'm going.
325
00:13:18,856 --> 00:13:19,956
Then I'm not going.
326
00:13:19,957 --> 00:13:22,192
Okay, you know what?
I'm going.
327
00:13:22,193 --> 00:13:24,228
This storm's been on Doppler
radar for a week.
328
00:13:24,229 --> 00:13:26,129
I'm the only one
who prepared for it.
329
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,265
And you all made fun of me.
So guess what?
330
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,267
This Boy Scout
is taking a hike. Good-bye!
331
00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:36,406
Maya, real quick, did you think
there was anything here, or...
332
00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,407
Oh, I have a boyfriend.
333
00:13:37,408 --> 00:13:38,542
Good-bye!
334
00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:41,378
Um, Ted...?
335
00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,813
The time for evacuation is over.
336
00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:46,049
Everyone should now go inside
and be prepared
337
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:49,253
to stay inside until weather
conditions improve,
338
00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:52,856
which won't likely be
until Sunday afternoon.
339
00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:55,259
We're stuck here?
340
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,193
Okay, let's not panic.
341
00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:04,301
You know what?
Let's panic.
342
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:14,364
Hey, if we don't make it
through the night,
343
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:17,759
I want you guys to know,
and I really mean this...
344
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:22,005
I wish I had branched out
and made more friends in my 20s.
345
00:14:22,006 --> 00:14:24,245
Well,
346
00:14:24,468 --> 00:14:27,163
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
347
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:30,881
By myself, I guess.
348
00:14:30,882 --> 00:14:33,117
Watch out for bears.
349
00:14:36,654 --> 00:14:41,325
Since this might be the end,
I gotta confess something.
350
00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:42,326
Can I?
351
00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:43,894
Might as well.
352
00:14:43,895 --> 00:14:48,332
Barney and I have been doing
the wild thing...
353
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,934
this whole time.
354
00:14:50,935 --> 00:14:53,804
Except a brief period last year
when he was shacking up
355
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,573
with Marshall's mom.
356
00:14:55,574 --> 00:14:59,176
But luckily, three-ways
were on the menu, so...
357
00:14:59,177 --> 00:15:02,113
Marshall, you know she didn't
say any of that, right?
358
00:15:02,114 --> 00:15:05,616
I know, but I just want
to slap him so bad!
359
00:15:05,617 --> 00:15:08,919
But that tie is so stupid!
But the slap would feel so good!
360
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,854
But he hates that tie so much!
361
00:15:10,855 --> 00:15:13,090
Perhaps I can help.
362
00:15:13,091 --> 00:15:16,893
Marshall, ask yourself this
question: why today?
363
00:15:19,097 --> 00:15:21,432
He hasn't said anything about
that tie for weeks,
364
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,033
and yet, suddenly today,
365
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,935
he can't wear it another second?
366
00:15:26,037 --> 00:15:27,704
No, there's a reason.
367
00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,373
You've got something coming up.
368
00:15:29,374 --> 00:15:31,475
Something where you're
369
00:15:31,476 --> 00:15:34,845
on display, vulnerable...
370
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:35,912
exposed.
371
00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,183
It's not work-related.
372
00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:41,619
No, this is relationship stuff.
373
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:44,388
You're trying
to impress someone.
374
00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:45,756
In the lie you told,
375
00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:47,724
you said you were being chased
by two goons.
376
00:15:47,725 --> 00:15:49,092
So it's two people.
377
00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:50,628
A couple, perhaps.
378
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:55,366
You're meeting
Nora's parents tomorrow!
379
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,834
Wrong!
380
00:15:57,835 --> 00:15:59,936
Wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong!
381
00:15:59,937 --> 00:16:03,240
It's in two days, and I really
want them to like me!
382
00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:05,176
Oh-ho!
Therapisted!
383
00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:06,810
Shrinked? Shrunk?
384
00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:08,011
We'll figure it out.
385
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:09,680
So, boogie-boarding.
386
00:16:09,681 --> 00:16:10,981
Boogie-boarding.
387
00:16:10,982 --> 00:16:14,818
Hey, Lily, can I talk
to you for just a second?
388
00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:17,454
Come here.
389
00:16:17,455 --> 00:16:20,791
Marshall, if I'm in here to
brush your teeth, I swear to...
390
00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:24,495
I'm sorry
that I've been so needy lately.
391
00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,730
I know that you need
some time alone.
392
00:16:26,731 --> 00:16:29,600
So... I'll be in
the other room.
393
00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:32,703
You're not going anywhere.
394
00:16:34,239 --> 00:16:37,208
Mmm...
Hey...
395
00:16:39,511 --> 00:16:41,412
And the funny thing is,
396
00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:44,481
after that night,
we'll never be alone again.
397
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:46,617
You made that in my bathroom?
398
00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:49,019
Whoops.
399
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,822
Wow, a hurricane baby.
400
00:16:51,823 --> 00:16:54,658
Oh, man, Hurricane Eriksen would
be a sweet name.
401
00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:56,594
It would be a crazy sweet name!
402
00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:58,629
Thanks, Ted.
403
00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:01,532
Anyway, the next day,
after the danger had passed...
404
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,900
It's closed.
405
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:04,901
Now what?
406
00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:07,904
A Boy Scout is always prepared.
407
00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:09,906
Hey!
408
00:17:09,907 --> 00:17:12,409
Nice!
409
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,677
To surviving the hurricane.
410
00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:14,678
Yay!
411
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:17,715
I love you guys.
Love you.
412
00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:20,451
I did finally make it up here
to the house later that week
413
00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:22,586
only to find that
a falling oak tree had
414
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:24,154
landed in the living room.
415
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:27,090
If we'd been here, it would
have crushed us like bugs.
416
00:17:27,091 --> 00:17:29,426
You see, kids, there's no way
of knowing for sure
417
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,927
where the safest place is...
418
00:17:30,928 --> 00:17:34,431
so the best you can hope for is
to have some good company.
419
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,767
Guys, how far do you think I can
boogie-board on this thing?
420
00:17:36,768 --> 00:17:38,201
So far!
421
00:17:38,202 --> 00:17:41,171
Marshall, your insurance doesn't
kick in till tomorrow.
422
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:43,407
Yeah, well, you know what?
423
00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:44,975
Life kicks in right now.
424
00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:51,915
♪ ♪
425
00:17:54,786 --> 00:17:56,353
Don't worry, he wasn't hurt...
426
00:17:56,354 --> 00:17:58,155
the first time.
I have splints!
427
00:17:58,156 --> 00:18:00,491
The second time he went through
the front window of Maclaren's.
428
00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:02,793
Hence the
"No Boogie-boarding" sign.
429
00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:04,928
All right, guys, I gotta go.
430
00:18:04,929 --> 00:18:07,665
Barney, good luck
with Nora's parents.
431
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,666
Bye.
Bye.
432
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,667
See you later.
433
00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:11,635
All right. See you.
See ya.
434
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:13,970
Hey, Barney?
435
00:18:13,971 --> 00:18:14,871
Hmm?
436
00:18:14,872 --> 00:18:16,907
Listen, um, we made a baby
437
00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:18,509
in your bathroom.
438
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,010
So we owe you one.
439
00:18:21,245 --> 00:18:23,246
So we say...
440
00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:25,382
you can take off the ducky tie.
441
00:18:27,452 --> 00:18:29,787
For three slaps.
442
00:18:29,788 --> 00:18:31,655
Three slaps?
443
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:34,491
And to be clear,
this would add three slaps
444
00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:38,161
to Marshall's existing one,
giving him four slaps in total.
445
00:18:38,162 --> 00:18:38,995
Deal.
446
00:18:41,966 --> 00:18:43,266
I'm free!
447
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:47,170
God, this feels so good!
448
00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:49,873
This was a mistake!
449
00:18:49,874 --> 00:18:51,241
I wanna put the tie back on!
450
00:18:51,242 --> 00:18:52,476
I wanna put the tie back on!
451
00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:54,044
Why do I have to be
Barney right now?
452
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,715
Three slaps remaining!
453
00:18:57,716 --> 00:19:00,016
Three slaps. Wow,
I like the sound of that.
454
00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:01,819
I think I'll save
those bad boys,
455
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,286
you know, for a rainy day.
456
00:19:03,287 --> 00:19:04,888
Okay.
The worst is over.
457
00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:07,991
Ah!
458
00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:10,527
Two slaps remaining!
459
00:19:12,163 --> 00:19:13,397
It's all right.
460
00:19:13,398 --> 00:19:15,332
Hey, it's all done...
461
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,633
for now.
462
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,435
I think I need to go home
463
00:19:18,436 --> 00:19:20,637
and reevaluate how
I make life decisions.
464
00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:22,939
Come on. I have
to go back to work.
465
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,008
Let's split a cab. Okay. Yeah.
466
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:35,819
Did you ever tell those guys
about that other thing
467
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,220
that almost happened?
468
00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:41,191
That other thing?
469
00:19:41,192 --> 00:19:42,926
Oh, that. No. Did you?
470
00:19:42,927 --> 00:19:44,194
No.
471
00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:47,330
Hey, I'm really sorry
about that phone call.
472
00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:48,399
Oh, it's fine.
473
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,834
No, it is so not fine.
I was a jerk.
474
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:52,836
And if you don't mind my
saying, your dad is
475
00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:55,873
a complete idiot
for not calling.
476
00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:58,542
He should never let a day go by
without calling you
477
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:02,613
because when I let a day go by
without talking to you...
478
00:20:02,614 --> 00:20:08,419
Um, that day's just no good.
479
00:20:13,024 --> 00:20:15,125
Um, sorry.
480
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,427
Um...
481
00:20:17,462 --> 00:20:19,129
It's my dad.
482
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,263
Wait, show me your hands.
483
00:20:20,264 --> 00:20:21,298
My hands.
484
00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:24,200
Hey, Dad!
485
00:20:24,201 --> 00:20:26,937
That's what I've been saying!
486
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:28,806
Golf weather!
487
00:20:28,807 --> 00:20:30,507
Can you believe we almost...?
488
00:20:30,508 --> 00:20:32,075
I know.
489
00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:33,143
Good thing we didn't.
490
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,245
Yeah. I mean, not
long after that
491
00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:36,613
you got together with Nora.
492
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:37,781
And you met Kevin.
493
00:20:37,782 --> 00:20:38,882
Yeah.
Disaster averted.
494
00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:40,183
Exactly.
495
00:20:40,184 --> 00:20:42,252
It would've ruined everything
if we'd been all...
496
00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:43,226
ah-la-la-la...
497
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,355
I know, right?
So dumb...
498
00:20:45,356 --> 00:20:47,816
La-la-la-la-la-la...
499
00:20:49,761 --> 00:21:00,704
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