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Gordon, 13 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,806 world authority on animal behavior and renowncd physicist. 14 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:09,170 Gentlemen, we are in big trouble. 15 00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:11,213 Sex madness perils planet! 16 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,631 Extra! Read all about it! 17 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,425 Sex madness perils planet! 18 00:02:14,508 --> 00:02:15,926 Get it now, read all about it! 19 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,511 Sex madness perils planet! 20 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:21,557 Hey, scram you horny jcrks! 21 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,643 Gentlemen! 22 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:27,480 As l have told you , we are in big troublc. 23 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:29,565 I think there is no need for me to describe to you 24 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:32,193 the incredible chaos our beloved planet 25 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:34,236 has been plunged into. 26 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,947 Of the disgracc-ful acts which are being committed 27 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,324 at this very moment! 28 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:40,493 In every aparfmcnt, on every street corncr, 29 00:02:40,576 --> 00:02:42,078 or on the rooftops! 30 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:46,082 In grass huts in the jungle, in igloos in the arctic. 31 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,835 In airports, in markets, 32 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,005 in movie houses, in the parks! 33 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,632 Yes, we are in big trouble. 34 00:02:54,715 --> 00:02:56,258 Doctor Gordon... 35 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,386 All of us here are aware of the total degradation 36 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,304 that has overcome the masses, 37 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,847 but what arc wc going to do about it? 38 00:03:02,848 --> 00:03:04,433 What is causing it? 39 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,436 Now I say it's a virus and we must find a vaccinc for it! 40 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,687 It is not a virus, 41 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:11,273 any fool can see it's a case of mass hypnosis! 42 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,983 Hypnosis. . . ha! l've done research 43 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,986 and traced the cause to cans of bad passover tuna. 44 00:03:18,155 --> 00:03:19,657 Tuna fish, tuna fish! 45 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:21,534 This guy's got Mercury on his brain! 46 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:30,292 Gentlemen! 47 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,796 Gentlemen, we must be calm! 48 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:37,800 Puture generations are dcpcnding on decisions made hcrc today. 49 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:41,470 Now, l have discovered three things about this madness. 50 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:45,266 Number one, not all areas are affected . 51 00:03:45,349 --> 00:03:49,186 Look around you , are anyone of you sexually arouscd? 52 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,396 Yes, ha-ha-ha, 53 00:03:50,479 --> 00:03:52,857 anyone of you , huh? No! 54 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:55,192 Not all areas have been affcctcd. 55 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,653 Number two, my son, who has been rcp-rcscnting 56 00:03:57,736 --> 00:04:00,614 United States at thc tcnth international ice hockey 57 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:02,575 playoffs in Tibct, 58 00:04:02,658 --> 00:04:06,454 has discovered what appears to be a great bcam of light 59 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:09,081 proceeding from some far off planet 60 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,459 whose appearancc is simultaneous 61 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:14,295 with the first occurrence yestcrday. 62 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:17,882 Number threc, l discovered my wife... 63 00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:20,759 In bed with the garbage man. 64 00:04:27,766 --> 00:04:29,059 But what about your son? 65 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,061 Did he find anything clsc out? 66 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:33,063 Yes Professor, what are you holding back from us? 67 00:04:33,105 --> 00:04:34,148 What's the scoop? 68 00:04:34,231 --> 00:04:35,983 My son is at this very momcnt, 69 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:39,278 'on his way back to this country and as soon as he has landed... 70 00:04:39,361 --> 00:04:41,989 We shall all find out. 71 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:51,095 Mable towers, mablc towcrs, 72 00:07:51,178 --> 00:07:53,347 we're expcricncing foul weather. 73 00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:06,235 Sorry! 74 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:14,368 Oh, oooh, l'm sorry. 75 00:08:14,451 --> 00:08:15,619 Oh, that's all right. 76 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,663 - Is this your first flight? - My first drink. 77 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,546 It's a tcrrible storm, 78 00:08:25,629 --> 00:08:27,798 do you think we're going to makc it? 79 00:08:27,881 --> 00:08:30,551 Don't worry. 80 00:08:30,634 --> 00:08:33,095 These ncw trimotors are the safest things in the sky. 81 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,689 My name is Dale Ardor, what's yours? 82 00:08:43,772 --> 00:08:46,066 Plesh . Plesh Gordon. 83 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,110 Oh, professor Gordon's son? 84 00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:49,945 Why yes. 85 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:51,530 Sir, look out! 86 00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:15,304 Control yourself, Uale! 87 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:18,390 Control yourself, Dalc! Dalc! 88 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,434 Con-control yoursclf, Dalc! 89 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:25,147 Sir, l've got a giant boner! 90 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,732 Well slap the damn thing down. 91 00:09:26,815 --> 00:09:27,816 I can't! 92 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,485 I've got to keep this thing under control. 93 00:09:29,526 --> 00:09:30,527 I can't! 94 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,740 Mable towers, mablc towcrs. 95 00:09:34,823 --> 00:09:37,493 You got two horny son-of-a-bitches hcrc. 96 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,244 We'rc signing off. 97 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,316 Dale! There's no onc at the controls! 98 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:10,400 The plane's going down! 99 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,860 Go down, go down! 100 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:15,322 Oh yes, oh yes. Oh, Flcsh. 101 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,246 Flesh! Flesh! 102 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,458 Oh, Flesh! 103 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,630 Flesh! 104 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,094 Let me go! 105 00:10:37,177 --> 00:10:38,262 Flesh! 106 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,185 Flesh. . . oh! 107 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,529 Uale. We'll havc to bail out. 108 00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:07,249 Flesh, oh my god, ooh. 109 00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:09,376 Oh my god! 110 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,844 Just hold on! 111 00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:20,262 I can't hold anymore! 112 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:22,514 Ooohhh. Oh! 113 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,820 Plesh, mmm. 114 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:47,956 Dale? 115 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,500 Dale, darling, are you all right? 116 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,336 You called me "darling." 117 00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:55,130 Flcsh, what's happening? 118 00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:05,807 - Can you walk? - l think so. 119 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,735 Here, put this on. 120 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,207 Flesh, what's that? 121 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,293 Come on, maybe wc can get to a telephonc there. 122 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,461 Stop. 123 00:12:34,544 --> 00:12:36,838 Not another step further. 124 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,966 I know what you've come here for. 125 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,134 But you'rc not going to get it. 126 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,637 Look, I don't know who you think we are, 127 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,349 but this girl's hurf, and we gotta get to a telephone. 128 00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,559 We were flying along in this airplanc from Tibet, 129 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:52,062 when suddenly we were hit by this sex ray from outer space. 130 00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:53,897 And this unrestrained sex orgy ensucd, 131 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,108 which both of the pilots joincd in. 132 00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:57,567 When the plane was going down, 133 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:58,610 l took over the controls 134 00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,903 but they broke off in my hand. 135 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,238 So you see the young lady, 136 00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:02,948 nearly ovcrcomc with sex madness, 137 00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:05,867 and myself, bailed out just before the plane crashed . 138 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,327 And we landed just ovcr there. 139 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,579 Do you take me for a fool? 140 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,915 Uo you think I don't know you'vc comc here to steal 141 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,459 the secret plans to my new interstellar, 142 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,462 hydro combustion, miracle patented , micro-teflon, 143 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,465 nuclear, gamma straddlc rocketship-plane-missile! 144 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,677 Which was 20 years in the making. 145 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,846 And employs a new updraft design, 146 00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:28,724 which lifts the ship on small spirals 147 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,560 of synthetic strontium pellets. 148 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,437 Uo you think I don't know that! 149 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,605 L've never even heard of it. 150 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,899 So you're barking up the wrong trcc. 151 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,359 Come here, young lady. 152 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,445 I would like to conduct a little experiment, 153 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:43,905 you see there's evidence that exposure to thc scx ray, 154 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,699 increases the size of the secondary... 155 00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:47,159 - Jerkoff! - What? 156 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:50,203 Flexi Jerkoff, l thought l recognized you. 157 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,914 Why. . . why you must bc Flcsh, 158 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,333 Professor Gordon's son. 159 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,712 I was wondering why you knew so much about thc sex ray. 160 00:13:58,795 --> 00:14:02,716 Come, let me show you thc ship. 161 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:04,801 Gosh, let me introduce you . 162 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,804 Dale Ardor, this is Doctor Flexi Jerkoff. 163 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,973 How do you do? 164 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,312 So you see, l've actually discovered which planet 165 00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:17,147 the sex ray is coming from, 166 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:20,650 and forfunately, thc straddle ship was ready just in time. 167 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,528 You can't know what it was like, out here, 168 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,906 all alone when thc scx ray hit. 169 00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:27,866 It was hcll! 170 00:14:27,949 --> 00:14:31,161 Portunately, the rocket was completed before that happened, 171 00:14:31,244 --> 00:14:35,248 and the design was not influenced . 172 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,876 You look so funny. 173 00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:53,600 Oh, the likeness is incredible. 174 00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:55,560 I was able to gct most of the parts 175 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,729 from the sears cataloguc. 176 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,356 You rcally think it will make it to 177 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,857 the outer reaches of the solar systcm? 178 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,692 It's got to. 179 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,196 It's the last hope humanity has. 180 00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:08,865 Plesh. . . Dale... 181 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,742 Will you come with me? 182 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,577 It will be a dangcrous trip, 183 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,455 and I don't know what we're likely to encounter out there, 184 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,541 but someone has got to save the earth 185 00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:20,085 from the treacherous clutches of that evil ray. 186 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,506 What do you think, Dalc? 187 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,883 Flesh, let's do it. 188 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,885 Why not, we'II give it a try. 189 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,303 Wonderful ! 190 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,597 The planet's orbit will bring it closest to thc carfh 191 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,975 in approximately... 192 00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:36,643 Six minutes! 193 00:15:36,726 --> 00:15:38,311 And there's much work to be donc. 194 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,980 Come, follow mc. 195 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,539 Where do you want these, Uoc? 196 00:15:57,622 --> 00:16:00,041 Right over there, storage bin c. 197 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,908 What's this gizmo do? 198 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,285 Don't touch that dial! 199 00:16:35,368 --> 00:16:38,496 I had an assistant once who touched that dial. 200 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,582 Touch that dial. 201 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,840 Gee Doc, you really got a lot of ncat stuff. 202 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,926 Did it take you a long time to put it all together? 203 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,595 Don't bother me now, Plesh, it's almost ready. 204 00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:55,639 Get the door. 205 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,937 Which button, Doc? 206 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,899 That one. 207 00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:18,745 Ignition. 208 00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:20,288 - Ready, Dale? - Ready, Plesh. 209 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,958 All right, hang on. We're taking off. 210 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,296 Fire rocket onc. 211 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,396 Fire rocket two. 212 00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:15,677 Hang on now, 213 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,013 we're going through the moronosphcrc. 214 00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:14,694 Look, Dalc! 215 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,613 The moon! 216 00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,198 The earth! 217 00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:20,241 Oh, it's beautiful. 218 00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:28,875 Wow! l can see the Great Lakes! 219 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,419 There's Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan, 220 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,171 Lake Superior... 221 00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:34,297 What is it, Dale? 222 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,965 The sex ray, we're heading right for it, 223 00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,592 change course quick! 224 00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:41,721 It's. . . it's jammed, I can't move it! 225 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,349 Let me try! 226 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,503 Another episodc likc that, I'll be ready for the old folk's home. 227 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:11,561 Doc, what sorf of planct does it look like to you? 228 00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:13,688 Definitely inhabitcd, Flcsh. 229 00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:15,857 No natural force could have affcctcd us 230 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,443 the way that sex ray did . 231 00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,904 And look at thosc green areas ovcr thcrc... 232 00:21:20,987 --> 00:21:23,531 lt's probably forest or jungle, I should think. 233 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,075 And those arc dcscrf areas over there. 234 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,411 This planet even has frigid polar regions, 235 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,955 not unlike thosc of carfh. 236 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:35,126 Let's havc a closer look, shall we. 237 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,343 Hang on, we'rc going down . 238 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:54,354 Forgive me, your protubcrancc, 239 00:21:54,437 --> 00:21:57,148 but at this moment an alien ship approachcs Porno. 240 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,526 Probably the earfh pcople. 241 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,069 Bring the ship down, 242 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:03,196 but I want the carfhlings brought to me unharmed . 243 00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:05,281 Understand? 244 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,158 Yes, your protubcrance. 245 00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:34,185 Not too close, look! 246 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,271 Do you suppose they're friendly? 247 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,420 The starboard gamma modulator's bccn hit! 248 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,882 I can't control the ship, Flesh! 249 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:08,761 - Hold on, Jerkoff! - Do something, Flcsh! 250 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,597 I think we'rc going to crash . 251 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,475 Oh! No, what's going to happen? 252 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,643 Hurry, Flesh! 253 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,104 I'm hurrying, Jerkoff, l'm hurrying! 254 00:23:18,187 --> 00:23:19,230 Save us! 255 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,356 Oooooohhhhhh. 256 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,733 L'm trying to! 257 00:23:21,816 --> 00:23:23,234 Hurry Plesh! 258 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,236 We're in dccp trouble. 259 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,488 Come on, Jerkoff! 260 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,990 Flesh, do something! 261 00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:30,241 - Hurry! - Dale, quick! 262 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,576 Give me a Bobby pin! Comc here! 263 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,744 Here's one! 264 00:23:32,827 --> 00:23:35,371 Oh... 265 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,707 Save us. 266 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,836 Jerkoff, l think l've fixed it! 267 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,755 - Oh , god ! - You're right. 268 00:23:43,838 --> 00:23:46,257 She's beginning to respond to the controls. 269 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,301 All right now, hang on. 270 00:23:48,384 --> 00:23:50,595 Hold on Dalc. 271 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:54,641 The ship's falling apart! 272 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,809 - Hold on, Dalc! - l'm holding on. 273 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,853 I'm taking her down. 274 00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:33,680 Dr. Jerkoff, Dr. Jerkoff! 275 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,556 Are you all right? 276 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,351 Oh, Flesh. I think so. 277 00:24:38,434 --> 00:24:41,771 Is the ship badly damaged, Flcsh? 278 00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:43,690 I don't know, let's go outside and havc a look. 279 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:45,775 Yes. 280 00:24:45,858 --> 00:24:47,527 Oh, Dale. 281 00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:50,905 Just a moment, l think l have something here. 282 00:24:50,988 --> 00:24:52,949 For, uh. . . ycs. 283 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:59,038 It was my mother's. She was buried in it. 284 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:18,641 Good, there's oxygen on this planet. 285 00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:21,394 This is the strangcst place I'vc cver seen . 286 00:25:21,477 --> 00:25:23,604 I wonder why they didn't send the welcoming committcc? 287 00:25:23,646 --> 00:25:25,606 They did, look! 288 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,943 Ouick, into that cave! 289 00:25:32,947 --> 00:25:35,783 Sist' and decease! 290 00:25:49,505 --> 00:25:51,466 Ouick, in here! 291 00:25:56,971 --> 00:26:00,558 Hep, hep, hep. 292 00:26:00,641 --> 00:26:04,270 Hep, hep, hep. 293 00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:07,899 Left, left, lcft. 294 00:26:07,982 --> 00:26:09,317 You men search ovcr thcre. 295 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,277 Left, left, lcft... 296 00:26:18,075 --> 00:26:19,535 They'll be coming back. 297 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,871 Let's go this way, maybe there's another way out. 298 00:26:43,726 --> 00:26:46,270 It's so strangc in here. 299 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,773 Flesh, it almost looks alivc. 300 00:26:48,856 --> 00:26:52,109 What is it, Plesh? 301 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:54,111 I'm not quite sure. 302 00:27:18,052 --> 00:27:20,930 And what unusual formations and tcxturcs. 303 00:27:21,013 --> 00:27:24,141 Why, this is like no rock known to science. 304 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,393 It's. 305 00:27:25,476 --> 00:27:27,144 It's not hard like a rock, 306 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,437 it's... 307 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,981 Whoaaaaaaaaal 308 00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:35,361 great galaxics! 309 00:27:39,031 --> 00:27:40,658 What is it? 310 00:27:40,741 --> 00:27:43,619 Some species of pcnisaurus, I should think. 311 00:27:57,049 --> 00:27:58,593 This way! 312 00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:22,241 Jerkoff! She'd down! 313 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,160 What. . . oh, oh! 314 00:28:25,786 --> 00:28:27,204 Better get this, Jcrkoff. 315 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:34,629 You beast, get away from me! 316 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,464 You stink! 317 00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:43,304 All right, Flesh. 318 00:28:43,387 --> 00:28:44,972 Stand aside. 319 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:51,854 Oh, no! 320 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:04,533 Left, left, lcft... 321 00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:19,840 Ah, ha. 322 00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:35,106 Oh! 323 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,404 Flesh! 324 00:29:41,487 --> 00:29:42,905 What was that? 325 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,617 The earfh peoplc. It came from down thcrc. 326 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,244 - After them. - Run. 327 00:29:50,496 --> 00:29:51,998 No! 328 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,667 There they are. 329 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,547 What? 330 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:04,927 Take the earthlings alive. Tie them up. 331 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:07,722 - I got dibs on thc girl. - The blonde giant's mine. 332 00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:09,849 Leave the bearded one for me. 333 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,341 Your sickness, we have captured the earth people, 334 00:30:44,383 --> 00:30:45,843 and await your command . 335 00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:48,095 The earth people, eh? 336 00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:55,311 Bring them to me at once. 337 00:30:55,394 --> 00:30:57,688 Fetch the earth people here! 338 00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:00,858 His sickness will seeeee theeemmmm! 339 00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:04,820 Stop shouting, you dildo. 340 00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:38,854 Why have you comc to the planet porno? 341 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,440 To destroy thc tcrriblc sex ray that has brought 342 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:44,735 chaos to our beloved planet earth. 343 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:48,155 I should think you'd be thanking me. 344 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,117 But no matter. 345 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,079 No power in the univcrsc can ever hope to squclch 346 00:31:55,162 --> 00:31:59,834 the infinitc forcc of my sex beam. 347 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,169 But why must you do this thing? 348 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,213 The earfh is a peaccful planet 349 00:32:04,296 --> 00:32:06,298 and poses no threat to you! 350 00:32:08,717 --> 00:32:11,554 I'll tcll you later. 351 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:17,268 But, how did you get here? 352 00:32:17,351 --> 00:32:19,937 The straddle ship I constructcd. 353 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,398 A scientist? 354 00:32:22,481 --> 00:32:25,359 I could use a brain likc yours. 355 00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:26,694 Guards! 356 00:32:26,777 --> 00:32:30,364 Take him to the laboratory and show him what to do. 357 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:34,577 No, no, no! 358 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:45,045 Bring the earth woman closer. 359 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,590 No! No! 360 00:32:50,092 --> 00:32:53,721 By the goddess yumi, you are beautiful! 361 00:32:53,804 --> 00:32:58,601 My eyes have ncvcr beheld such loveliness. 362 00:32:58,684 --> 00:33:02,354 You shall bc my bridc! 363 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:03,522 No! 364 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:07,276 Ohhhh, she is exquisite, 365 00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:11,280 she is exquisite. 366 00:33:11,363 --> 00:33:13,157 Take your filthy, vellow hands off her! 367 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:15,242 Uon't touch hcr, I'll kill you! 368 00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:16,285 Silence! Get him off mc! 369 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,578 Take him! 370 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:21,290 Take him to the sex dcplctor and bring me his essence! 371 00:33:21,373 --> 00:33:23,709 It should add immeasurably to the pleasure 372 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,794 of our wedding night. 373 00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:28,505 Stop. 374 00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:31,550 The blonde giant shall not be dcplctcd. 375 00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:35,095 Amora. As Oueen of Uarkness, 376 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,057 and guardian of the sacred power pastics, 377 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:40,476 you have thc privilcgc to spare him only 378 00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:43,812 if he survives thc torture l ordain. 379 00:33:45,105 --> 00:33:49,526 I sentencc him to trial by ordcal. 380 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,528 So be it, then, Wang. 381 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:54,448 But if he survives, he's mine! 382 00:33:54,531 --> 00:33:56,367 To the arena with him! 383 00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,941 To the deplctor with him! 384 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:57,029 He's mine, he's mine, he's mine, 385 00:35:57,112 --> 00:35:59,490 he's mine, hc's mine! 386 00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:08,374 After them, you ninnics! 387 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:47,037 Sleep now, and forget. 388 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:49,748 Porget all . 389 00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:54,545 We shall love, and my body... 390 00:36:54,628 --> 00:36:58,173 Will be linked forever with yours. 391 00:37:00,008 --> 00:37:05,848 When you awakc, you shall be my king of darkness. 392 00:37:56,106 --> 00:37:58,442 Oh, Gordon... 393 00:38:44,446 --> 00:38:46,740 Your protuberancc, wc have spotted Oueen Amora's ship 394 00:38:46,823 --> 00:38:48,283 over the forest kingdom. 395 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:53,497 Shoot them down, and bring thcm to mc! 396 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:55,249 But your ass holiness, 397 00:38:55,332 --> 00:38:57,584 the forest peoplc and we are sworn encmics. 398 00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,419 We could not survive a landing in this realm. 399 00:38:59,419 --> 00:39:02,923 Are you afraid of a few vegetablcs? 400 00:39:03,006 --> 00:39:05,467 I gave you my ordcrs! 401 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:08,220 I will be obeycd! 402 00:39:08,303 --> 00:39:11,390 Yes, degencratc one. 403 00:39:11,473 --> 00:39:14,059 Make ready for thc ccrcmony! 404 00:39:14,142 --> 00:39:17,646 Porno shall have a new queen tonight. 405 00:39:19,189 --> 00:39:21,316 Out of my way, dildo! 406 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,041 Guard, l need your help. 407 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,627 Here, hold that. 408 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,672 This, hold that too... 409 00:39:43,755 --> 00:39:46,508 And this also, plcasc... 410 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:48,510 And just one morc thing, 411 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:50,971 that's it. 412 00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:52,973 Very good . 413 00:39:53,056 --> 00:39:54,975 Put up your hands! 414 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,950 Down , please. 415 00:40:34,264 --> 00:40:35,432 Give me the keys. 416 00:41:11,301 --> 00:41:14,096 Oh , come in me! 417 00:41:14,179 --> 00:41:16,682 Damn, you magnificent giant. 418 00:41:17,974 --> 00:41:21,603 Come, come, comc! 419 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,690 And bind us forever in darkness. 420 00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:44,287 - W. . . - A 421 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:46,039 - N . . . - G. 422 00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:48,959 Emperor Wang is the onc for mc, 423 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:52,504 without him, the planet porno, 424 00:43:52,587 --> 00:43:55,924 would be evcr so forlorno. 425 00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:14,818 Prancis Newberry. 426 00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:06,453 Jerkoff! 427 00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:10,081 Flesh! l thought you were Amora. 428 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:12,083 This is all I could find to wcar. 429 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:15,003 How'd you get away from Wang's palace? 430 00:45:15,086 --> 00:45:18,840 When l discovered Wang's plan to destroy Amora's ship, 431 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,134 l overpowered the guard with a radium gas 432 00:45:21,217 --> 00:45:23,219 l developed in Wang's Iaboratory. 433 00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:25,764 And , disguising myself as a pirate, 434 00:45:25,847 --> 00:45:28,850 followed the bombcr ship and swooped down to rescue you. 435 00:45:31,102 --> 00:45:33,063 What about Uale? 436 00:45:33,146 --> 00:45:36,024 Even at this very moment, the ceremony which will rcndcr 437 00:45:36,107 --> 00:45:39,402 Dale and Wang man and wife draws ever nearer 438 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,655 its fateful conclusion. 439 00:45:41,738 --> 00:45:43,782 It's no use, Flesh. 440 00:45:43,865 --> 00:45:47,994 Alone, we would be powerless to stop it. 441 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:50,080 Plesh, look! 442 00:45:50,163 --> 00:45:52,832 I had led an cvil lifc. 443 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:55,377 And my thoughts havc arisen from the sccds 444 00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:59,422 of darkness and greed . Take these stones. 445 00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:03,468 These are thc source of my powcr. 446 00:46:03,551 --> 00:46:06,012 And with them, dcstroy Wang 447 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:09,391 and his insidious schcmcs. 448 00:46:09,474 --> 00:46:12,811 These, my power pastics, 449 00:46:12,894 --> 00:46:16,815 are the only force that can stop the sex beam. 450 00:46:18,316 --> 00:46:21,569 Once accomplished, carfhlings, 451 00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:25,365 my spirit shall at last rest in pcacc. 452 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:34,791 She was a noblc woman, Flcsh. 453 00:46:34,874 --> 00:46:37,460 Took a lot of guts. 454 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:41,631 She was a bravc scout. 455 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:45,343 Come on, we haven't got much time to lose. 456 00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:47,345 Wait a minute Uoc, I can't go like this, 457 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:49,639 I feel silly. Don't worry, PIesh. 458 00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:52,017 I think I'vc got something for you in thc ship. 459 00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:14,414 Come on, Jerkoff, we've got to stop Wang! 460 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:18,043 - All right, Flesh. - Come on! 461 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,128 Oh pleasc. 462 00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:25,300 Left, left, left, lcft... 463 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:34,851 Left... 464 00:47:34,934 --> 00:47:37,520 There they are! 465 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,913 You may... 466 00:47:54,996 --> 00:47:57,707 Kisssss the bridc. 467 00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:00,627 Ahhh, ha-ha... 468 00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:04,756 Come here, my little bottle cap. 469 00:48:04,839 --> 00:48:07,717 Get away from me you slimy snail ! 470 00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:09,177 Oh! 471 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,395 That's all for this rancid affair, you Turkcy! 472 00:48:22,315 --> 00:48:24,609 Stop! 473 00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:27,195 The wedding's over, Wang! 474 00:48:29,864 --> 00:48:31,616 After them, you dildos! 475 00:48:38,623 --> 00:48:40,708 Amateurs! 476 00:48:43,002 --> 00:48:44,838 The pasties, Jcrkoff! 477 00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:54,806 All right, where is shc? 478 00:48:54,889 --> 00:48:56,182 What have you done with Uale? 479 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:57,976 So help me if you lay a hand on her l'll... 480 00:48:58,059 --> 00:49:00,395 You'rc too late, you fool! 481 00:49:00,478 --> 00:49:02,480 She was spirited away barely a brcath 482 00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:05,191 before love's first kiss. 483 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:09,696 I have been robbcd of my beautiful virgin bridc. 484 00:49:09,779 --> 00:49:11,823 Shall l give it to him now? 485 00:49:11,906 --> 00:49:13,992 Not now, hc's been through enough. 486 00:49:29,465 --> 00:49:33,011 If you find hcr, tell her l love her! 487 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:43,605 Stop fighting mc foolish woman, I'm trying to save you! 488 00:49:43,688 --> 00:49:44,939 Halt! 489 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:46,566 I have brought thc carfh girl. 490 00:49:46,649 --> 00:49:48,193 Follow me. 491 00:49:53,072 --> 00:49:55,366 No, no, where are you taking me! 492 00:49:58,077 --> 00:50:00,705 No, no, take me back to Plesh. 493 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,669 No! 494 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:08,504 No! 495 00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:22,727 The earfh girl. 496 00:50:25,855 --> 00:50:28,107 We've been hoping you'd drop in, 497 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:31,236 ever since we heard of your opposition to Empcror Wang. 498 00:50:33,988 --> 00:50:36,449 But, perhaps I should cxplain. 499 00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:44,999 I am Chief Nellic. 500 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:47,919 Commander of thc vast and powcrful 501 00:50:48,002 --> 00:50:51,047 Amazon underground of Porno. 502 00:50:51,130 --> 00:50:54,509 An organization solely devoted to the over-throw 503 00:50:54,592 --> 00:50:58,513 of Wang and his corrupt male chauvinist rcgimc. 504 00:50:58,596 --> 00:51:00,223 But what docs that have to do with mc? 505 00:51:05,019 --> 00:51:07,981 Our spies have been watching you closely, 506 00:51:08,064 --> 00:51:11,526 because of your dctcrmincd and flagrant dislike 507 00:51:11,609 --> 00:51:15,029 of Wang and his cohorfs... 508 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:17,824 We, uh, have dccidcd to initiate you into our ranks. 509 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:24,414 But l want the earthman , Plesh Gordon. 510 00:51:24,497 --> 00:51:27,875 You will be of more use here with us. 511 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,211 No! No... 512 00:51:43,474 --> 00:51:45,893 Wait, what are you doing? 513 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:47,228 L've gotta get back to Flesh! 514 00:52:12,128 --> 00:52:15,089 Ranks in formation, for selection inspection. 515 00:52:33,983 --> 00:52:35,860 Mmm, very nice face, very prctty. 516 00:52:39,447 --> 00:52:41,908 Nice nipple. Ohhhh, ycs, mmm-mmmbh... 517 00:52:44,243 --> 00:52:48,373 pretty hair, nice, shiny... 518 00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:51,542 What are you doing to your nipples, zerig? 519 00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:54,545 They look very nice. Very nice. 520 00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:58,132 Face is nice. . . Turn around, let's see. 521 00:52:58,216 --> 00:52:59,592 Bend over, let's see. 522 00:52:59,675 --> 00:53:01,344 Oh, yeah, real nice. 523 00:53:01,427 --> 00:53:03,805 Very nice. Nice bottom. 524 00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:10,144 Mmmm, no! No good. 525 00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:12,397 Step forward. 526 00:53:14,941 --> 00:53:17,985 Oh excellent, excellent, prepare yourself, you'll do. 527 00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:27,412 No, no! Oh! 528 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:53,312 Flesh! Flesh! 529 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:56,232 No! Get away! 530 00:53:56,315 --> 00:53:59,485 Flesh! No! No! 531 00:54:03,197 --> 00:54:06,033 Get away! Get away! 532 00:54:08,744 --> 00:54:10,997 Flesh! 533 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,748 Flesh! Flesh! 534 00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:14,709 Plesh! No! 535 00:54:14,792 --> 00:54:15,835 Jerkoff. 536 00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:17,712 I heard Dalc. . . she's in some sort of trouble. 537 00:54:17,753 --> 00:54:19,881 Jerkoff, l hear Uale. . . She's in somc sorf of trouble. 538 00:54:19,881 --> 00:54:21,757 Dale! 539 00:54:21,841 --> 00:54:25,261 Get away! Get away! 540 00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:30,391 We're in some sorf of pit, Doc. 541 00:55:33,037 --> 00:55:34,038 Here let mc try. 542 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,790 Try to get us outta hcrc. 543 00:55:42,338 --> 00:55:43,965 Didn't work. 544 00:55:44,048 --> 00:55:45,841 Stand back, Flcsh. 545 00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:56,769 Come on, Uoc. 546 00:56:11,242 --> 00:56:12,618 There she is, Uoc. 547 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:14,620 Good lord, they're dykes! 548 00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:17,123 Dykes! 549 00:56:21,210 --> 00:56:23,462 Don't any of you try anything now. 550 00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,631 L've got the power pasties and l know how to use 'em. 551 00:56:28,175 --> 00:56:30,011 You, gct back there with the others. 552 00:56:31,345 --> 00:56:33,055 I know your kind. 553 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,309 Now what were you doing down hcrc? 554 00:56:36,392 --> 00:56:38,144 What were you doing with Uale? 555 00:56:39,645 --> 00:56:41,439 Get back thcrc! 556 00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:52,491 Jerkoff! 557 00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:27,735 No, no! You might hit PIesh. 558 00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,698 What happencd to it? 559 00:59:40,993 --> 00:59:42,620 An arrow. 560 00:59:42,703 --> 00:59:44,747 A poison tipped arrow, in fact. 561 00:59:48,709 --> 00:59:52,296 Whoever you are, we owe you our lives. 562 00:59:52,379 --> 00:59:54,173 Nonsense. 563 00:59:54,256 --> 00:59:56,342 I was happy to do it, for you see... 564 00:59:56,425 --> 00:59:58,135 l'm prince precious, 565 00:59:58,219 --> 01:00:00,679 rightful heir to thc throne of Porno. 566 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:03,682 Years ago this planet was a veritable paradisc, 567 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:06,185 but Wang, a maniacal botanist, 568 01:00:06,268 --> 01:00:09,271 whose organ was devoured by a crazed penis flytrap, 569 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:12,233 could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure. 570 01:00:12,316 --> 01:00:15,110 And so, banding together an army of the impotcnt 571 01:00:15,194 --> 01:00:17,696 and frustrated , and armed with a small, 572 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,573 but effectivc, scx ray, 573 01:00:19,657 --> 01:00:22,284 plunged my palacc into carnal chaos, 574 01:00:22,368 --> 01:00:25,538 and took it over, exiling me, 575 01:00:25,621 --> 01:00:27,832 and my few advisors, to what is now known as 576 01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:29,625 the forest kingdom. 577 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:32,086 Then you feel that, together, 578 01:00:32,169 --> 01:00:35,047 we might put an end to Wang's savage reign . 579 01:00:35,130 --> 01:00:38,592 And that our ncw cosmic friendship might inspirc 580 01:00:38,676 --> 01:00:41,470 an everlasting bond of kindness and love 581 01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:43,764 between the peoples of this planet and yours. 582 01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:52,189 If there's anything I can ever do to rcpay you. 583 01:02:00,716 --> 01:02:03,844 Stay a while, the fun's just beginning . 584 01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:05,888 L'd Iike to, precious, but I can't. 585 01:02:05,971 --> 01:02:07,973 I'd bcttcr get back to the lab with Doctor Jcrkoff 586 01:02:08,057 --> 01:02:09,975 and help him work on the destructo beam. 587 01:02:10,059 --> 01:02:12,186 Come, l'll go with you. 588 01:02:50,724 --> 01:02:52,768 Flesh, I was just going to send for you. 589 01:02:57,022 --> 01:02:58,732 What happencd, Doc? 590 01:02:58,816 --> 01:03:00,567 Any scientist could tell you . 591 01:03:04,238 --> 01:03:06,907 Now, the beam is finishcd and ready to be tested . 592 01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:08,993 Now, if my calculations are correct, 593 01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:12,413 one blast from my device and Wang's odious sex ray 594 01:03:12,496 --> 01:03:15,082 will be utterly smashed to smithereens. 595 01:03:15,165 --> 01:03:16,792 How does it work, Doc? 596 01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:18,127 I'll show you. 597 01:03:18,210 --> 01:03:20,921 Pirst, we have to attach the power pasties. 598 01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:23,173 Let me help you. 599 01:03:26,176 --> 01:03:29,054 Now, over there is a scale model of Wang's sex ray, 600 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:31,557 surrounded by an electromagnesium force field 601 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,767 so impervious, that were it not for 602 01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:36,145 the energy of Oueen Amora's power pasties, 603 01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:38,814 we could ncvcr hope to dcstroy it. 604 01:03:38,897 --> 01:03:42,735 Now, stand back. 605 01:03:42,818 --> 01:03:45,821 Watch this. 606 01:03:48,323 --> 01:03:50,284 - Wow! - Fantastic, Doctor. 607 01:03:50,367 --> 01:03:51,410 That's incredible. 608 01:03:51,493 --> 01:03:53,370 Congratulations. Congratulation. 609 01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:55,080 It works, Jerkoff. 610 01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:56,665 It's the 8th wonder of the world. 611 01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:57,916 I knew it would. 612 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,170 Then all we have to do is mount it in a ship. 613 01:04:01,253 --> 01:04:04,131 And blow Wang's evil ray to atoms. 614 01:04:04,214 --> 01:04:06,050 Thcn we can go home, can't we? 615 01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:08,052 With good luck and good weathcr, Dale, 616 01:04:08,135 --> 01:04:09,803 we'll bc homc tomorrow night. 617 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:11,346 Oh, Flesh. 618 01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:13,432 - Let me prepare the ship. - Yes, ycs. 619 01:04:13,515 --> 01:04:15,309 To the ship! 620 01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:35,412 Your alonencss, the earthmen have invented a gun, 621 01:04:35,496 --> 01:04:37,831 with which they plan to destroy our sex ray. 622 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:39,291 Ah! 623 01:04:39,374 --> 01:04:41,502 I have had enough of these meddlers! 624 01:04:41,585 --> 01:04:43,921 They have interfered with the affairs of my rcgimc 625 01:04:44,004 --> 01:04:45,839 for the very last timc, 626 01:04:45,923 --> 01:04:49,384 and they will be stopped . 627 01:04:52,221 --> 01:04:55,557 Now, listen carefully. 628 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:16,745 Doc, we're getting close to Wang's palace. 629 01:05:16,829 --> 01:05:19,832 Just one more minute, I'm almost rcady. 630 01:05:22,376 --> 01:05:24,461 Careful! 631 01:05:24,545 --> 01:05:27,256 This device has a dclicatc electromagnetic balance. 632 01:05:27,339 --> 01:05:29,716 Any disturbancc can blow us all to atoms! 633 01:05:32,136 --> 01:05:34,555 There it is, Jerkoff, the sex ray. 634 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:43,063 It's the forest flyer, sound the alarm! 635 01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:49,236 They'vc spotted us, Jerkoff, get ready. 636 01:05:55,617 --> 01:05:57,202 Now! 637 01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:02,166 Stop him! 638 01:06:02,249 --> 01:06:03,250 He... 639 01:06:05,169 --> 01:06:07,546 Get him. My pasties! 640 01:06:12,467 --> 01:06:14,428 Pull the ship up, quick! 641 01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:19,016 - It's stuck! - Let me givc it a try. 642 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:28,192 Flesh, we're doomed! 643 01:06:48,879 --> 01:06:51,131 We've stopped falling, what's happened? 644 01:06:51,215 --> 01:06:53,383 We've fallen into some sorf of magnetic bcam. 645 01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:55,344 It's drawing us safely down. 646 01:06:55,427 --> 01:06:57,763 But why would Wang want to save us? 647 01:06:57,846 --> 01:06:59,640 He doesn't! Look! 648 01:08:14,631 --> 01:08:18,552 When last seen, our hapless heroes were about to bc crunched 649 01:08:18,635 --> 01:08:22,431 into oblivion by the perverted Wang's chomping jaws. 650 01:08:22,514 --> 01:08:25,017 Is there no justice on Porno? 651 01:08:29,938 --> 01:08:31,940 Dale, this is yours. 652 01:08:35,610 --> 01:08:37,821 Dr. Jerkoff. 653 01:08:40,782 --> 01:08:43,452 Here's one for you, PIesh. 654 01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:54,379 Dale, are you all right? 655 01:08:54,463 --> 01:08:57,966 L'm all right, PIesh. 656 01:08:58,050 --> 01:09:01,511 It's rcally a shame about that othcr guy, 657 01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:04,389 stealing your pasties like that, 658 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:06,725 and he was my bcst boy. 659 01:09:06,808 --> 01:09:10,270 What ever happcncd to the other fellow? 660 01:09:10,353 --> 01:09:13,899 We only had four parachutes. 661 01:09:13,982 --> 01:09:16,151 Oh. 662 01:09:35,545 --> 01:09:37,214 Come on, we've got to get to Wang. 663 01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:49,726 Come on, let's go! Hurry up! 664 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:10,580 There he gocs, aftcr him. 665 01:10:59,379 --> 01:11:03,216 Your struggles arc uscless! 666 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:07,304 You are trapped and you shall not livc! 667 01:11:07,387 --> 01:11:10,307 I have tolerated your feeble attempts to thwarf mc 668 01:11:10,390 --> 01:11:13,393 for the very last timc! 669 01:11:13,476 --> 01:11:18,607 We have ways of dealing with you , yankee. 670 01:11:21,818 --> 01:11:27,616 See how you likc my royal flush, earthling! 671 01:11:33,955 --> 01:11:35,415 - What is it? - The floor! 672 01:11:42,380 --> 01:11:45,759 Oh, no. 673 01:11:53,975 --> 01:11:57,312 - There used to be one. - That's it, earfhlings. 674 01:11:57,395 --> 01:12:01,524 Goodbye, Gordon. Swcct dreams. 675 01:12:03,485 --> 01:12:05,737 Oh. 676 01:12:05,820 --> 01:12:07,697 Here it comes. 677 01:12:13,411 --> 01:12:15,455 Bye, byc! 678 01:12:16,831 --> 01:12:19,042 - Nice knowing you. - Yes, it was, thank you. 679 01:12:34,099 --> 01:12:37,435 Plesh Gordon is dead hey 680 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:41,481 Plesh Gordon is dead hey 681 01:12:41,564 --> 01:12:43,525 Flesh is dead 682 01:12:43,608 --> 01:12:45,443 Gordon is dcad 683 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:49,030 Plesh Gordon is dead 684 01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:51,950 baby Plesh Gordon is dead 685 01:13:01,710 --> 01:13:05,380 Plesh Gordon is dead 686 01:13:05,463 --> 01:13:09,342 Plesh Gordon is dead 687 01:13:09,426 --> 01:13:11,303 Flesh is dead 688 01:13:11,386 --> 01:13:13,471 Flesh is dead 689 01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,641 Plesh Gordon is dead 690 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:19,477 dead dead dcad dead 691 01:13:32,198 --> 01:13:35,952 Plesh Gordon is dead 692 01:13:36,036 --> 01:13:40,290 Plesh Gordon is dead 693 01:13:40,373 --> 01:13:41,708 your lowness. 694 01:13:46,921 --> 01:13:49,883 Oh-oh, great impotcntatc, I have done as you commanded, 695 01:13:49,966 --> 01:13:52,510 and l brought you the powcr jcwcls. 696 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:54,888 Though the earfhmcn cannot now destroy the scx bcam, 697 01:13:54,971 --> 01:13:56,848 they'rc alivc and loose in the palacc... 698 01:13:56,931 --> 01:13:58,183 Never mind that, 699 01:13:58,266 --> 01:13:59,476 l have dealt with them already! 700 01:13:59,517 --> 01:14:01,478 Give me the jewel . 701 01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:09,444 Did the nasty spy frighten my babics? 702 01:14:09,527 --> 01:14:11,905 Never mind that, 703 01:14:11,988 --> 01:14:15,909 little wangy-pangy is going to take carc of you all. 704 01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:24,501 Wangy favors you with a trinkct, 705 01:14:24,584 --> 01:14:29,255 my little peanut-butter cup. 706 01:14:32,342 --> 01:14:34,636 Hmm. 707 01:14:44,604 --> 01:14:46,606 Mmm. 708 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:55,657 What do you mean it's stuck? 709 01:14:55,740 --> 01:14:57,909 - It's stuck! - Stuck? 710 01:14:57,992 --> 01:15:00,286 What do you mean, stuck? 711 01:15:00,370 --> 01:15:02,038 Stop! 712 01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:03,998 Plesh Gordon! 713 01:15:08,586 --> 01:15:11,089 The jewel, Wang! The jewel, where is it? 714 01:15:11,172 --> 01:15:12,257 Gimme that jewel , 715 01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:14,259 or so help me l'II finish you right here and now! 716 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,510 Let me have him, Plesh. 717 01:15:15,593 --> 01:15:18,138 I've bccn waiting for this moment for a long timc. 718 01:15:18,221 --> 01:15:20,265 The jewel, Wang, whcrc is it? 719 01:15:20,348 --> 01:15:22,392 You gucss! 720 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:33,570 - Am I gettin' warm? - Oh, very warm. 721 01:15:33,653 --> 01:15:36,573 - Is it this, Plesh? - No, that's not it. 722 01:15:56,342 --> 01:15:59,053 Give me that jcwcl. 723 01:16:01,347 --> 01:16:03,266 Give me that jewel this minutc! 724 01:16:03,349 --> 01:16:04,976 I can't, it's stuck. 725 01:16:05,059 --> 01:16:06,686 What do you mean, it's stuck? 726 01:16:06,769 --> 01:16:08,354 Gimme that jewel ! 727 01:16:09,981 --> 01:16:11,274 I can't! 728 01:16:11,357 --> 01:16:14,569 Idiot, you thought you could dcfy mc, 729 01:16:14,652 --> 01:16:18,239 but you have yet to tangle with my rapist robots. 730 01:16:28,124 --> 01:16:30,084 It's stuck! 731 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:58,905 I wish I had a picturc of this. 732 01:16:58,988 --> 01:17:00,907 Give me that jewel this minutc! 733 01:17:02,742 --> 01:17:06,204 Flesh! 734 01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:19,926 What-a-way to go, eh, carfhman? 735 01:17:20,009 --> 01:17:23,846 In a flash of mechanical ecstasy. 736 01:17:28,309 --> 01:17:30,728 Flesh! Flesh! 737 01:17:30,812 --> 01:17:34,190 Flesh! Flesh! 738 01:17:34,274 --> 01:17:35,525 Flesh! 739 01:17:39,112 --> 01:17:41,906 No! No! 740 01:17:56,462 --> 01:17:58,756 Fools! 741 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,758 Idiots! 742 01:18:03,344 --> 01:18:05,680 What do you think you're doing? 743 01:18:05,763 --> 01:18:08,141 What-a-way to go, hcy, Wang? 744 01:18:11,060 --> 01:18:14,522 You have not heard the last of Wang. 745 01:18:28,453 --> 01:18:30,663 Plesh, come on, we can't let Wang get away. 746 01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:32,165 Never mind Wang now, 747 01:18:32,248 --> 01:18:34,292 we have to gct thc jewel and save the earth. 748 01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,294 That reminds me... 749 01:18:43,593 --> 01:18:44,927 Oh, l can't, I can't! 750 01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:47,513 Spit it out! 751 01:18:47,597 --> 01:18:50,350 It's stuck! 752 01:19:17,001 --> 01:19:22,215 A plague, a pox, a pestilencc of storm! 753 01:19:22,298 --> 01:19:26,552 Anything, anything, oh, great onc! 754 01:19:26,636 --> 01:19:30,973 The fate of all cvil rests in your hands! 755 01:19:31,057 --> 01:19:36,813 Arise, arise, and destroy your encmics, 756 01:19:36,896 --> 01:19:41,442 and avenge the glorious cause of perversion! 757 01:19:58,584 --> 01:20:02,797 Ooh, boy. 758 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:06,759 I just love murder. 759 01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:08,970 Out of my way, you littlc farf. 760 01:20:20,064 --> 01:20:22,066 A monster's work is ncver done. 761 01:20:24,819 --> 01:20:26,654 Oh. 762 01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:31,993 Oh, yeah. Mmm-mmm. 763 01:20:41,043 --> 01:20:44,714 Oh, fuck. 764 01:20:47,133 --> 01:20:50,762 Stop, look... 765 01:20:50,845 --> 01:20:54,515 Listen. 766 01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:58,311 Too late now, my imbecilic siblings! 767 01:20:58,394 --> 01:21:01,814 The sex ray is too good for your carfh! 768 01:21:01,898 --> 01:21:04,567 L'm going to burn your fucking planct 769 01:21:04,650 --> 01:21:07,028 to a fucking crisp! 770 01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:12,158 Watch your back! 771 01:21:13,743 --> 01:21:15,745 Well... 772 01:21:15,828 --> 01:21:17,789 Mmm. 773 01:21:19,290 --> 01:21:20,792 How delightful . 774 01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:28,591 He's got Dale! 775 01:21:28,674 --> 01:21:31,636 Ouick Jerkoff, usc thc destructo bcam to kill him! 776 01:21:35,431 --> 01:21:38,351 I dare not, at this distance there's too great 777 01:21:38,434 --> 01:21:40,478 a risk of hitting Dalc. 778 01:21:40,561 --> 01:21:43,105 If only we could gct closcr. 779 01:21:43,189 --> 01:21:46,442 Wait a minutc, we'll use Wang's rocket ship. 780 01:21:46,526 --> 01:21:48,486 Come on. 781 01:21:51,781 --> 01:21:53,950 You and l are going to be good fricnds. 782 01:21:54,033 --> 01:21:55,993 Coochic. 783 01:21:58,204 --> 01:22:01,040 And... 784 01:22:01,123 --> 01:22:03,125 Wow. 785 01:22:08,756 --> 01:22:11,217 This is the tower of murdcr, 786 01:22:12,301 --> 01:22:14,470 and it's whcrc I hang out. 787 01:22:20,351 --> 01:22:22,395 Oh, oh, no. 788 01:22:26,607 --> 01:22:28,901 Are you having a good time? 789 01:22:35,908 --> 01:22:37,785 Come on, Jerkoff. 790 01:22:40,246 --> 01:22:41,873 Ooh, Flesh! 791 01:22:41,956 --> 01:22:44,083 Flesh, save mc. 792 01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:46,002 God, it's high. 793 01:22:50,548 --> 01:22:52,592 Hmm. 794 01:22:57,972 --> 01:22:59,891 Yes, you're incredible. 795 01:22:59,974 --> 01:23:02,310 I wonder how you'd Iook in black... 796 01:23:02,393 --> 01:23:06,147 Nylons. 797 01:23:06,230 --> 01:23:11,235 What do you think of that, hmm? 798 01:23:11,319 --> 01:23:13,696 Hmm? Huh? 799 01:23:19,201 --> 01:23:21,746 Oh... 800 01:23:21,829 --> 01:23:25,583 Hmm-hmm. 801 01:23:29,337 --> 01:23:31,923 Hmm-hmm. 802 01:23:39,347 --> 01:23:44,268 I just want to look at your tits. 803 01:23:46,854 --> 01:23:48,898 There she is, Uoc. 804 01:24:01,786 --> 01:24:03,955 Hey, they'rc gctting serious. 805 01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,459 Okay Doc, get ready. 806 01:24:08,542 --> 01:24:10,628 Ready, Flesh. 807 01:24:10,711 --> 01:24:12,088 Pire! 808 01:24:16,342 --> 01:24:17,677 Doc, you missed ! 809 01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:19,679 I know l missed . l'II get him. 810 01:24:21,639 --> 01:24:24,517 Well, I nevcr. 811 01:24:35,569 --> 01:24:37,697 Up yours, Gordon. 812 01:24:43,035 --> 01:24:48,708 Oh, wow, pain. 813 01:24:50,418 --> 01:24:53,587 And now, you gct... 814 01:24:53,671 --> 01:24:55,965 Yours. 815 01:24:57,842 --> 01:24:59,927 Get away. 816 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:09,979 My ass. 817 01:25:17,862 --> 01:25:20,156 My ass. 818 01:25:30,124 --> 01:25:33,753 Pain, humiliation. Hemorrhoids. 819 01:25:43,679 --> 01:25:47,016 - Dale, are you all right? - Oh, Plesh. 820 01:25:47,099 --> 01:25:50,102 Gordon. 821 01:26:00,404 --> 01:26:02,740 Let's do it fast, PIesh! 822 01:26:02,823 --> 01:26:05,868 For this you'll pay. 823 01:26:05,951 --> 01:26:09,538 No one burns my ass and lives to gct laid. 824 01:26:12,833 --> 01:26:14,418 Oh, shit! 825 01:28:02,318 --> 01:28:05,070 - Goodbye, Jerkoff. - Goodbye, prince. 826 01:28:05,154 --> 01:28:06,989 And Dalc. 827 01:28:09,283 --> 01:28:10,910 - Goodbye Plesh. - Precious. 828 01:28:10,993 --> 01:28:12,203 We'll miss you around here. 829 01:28:12,286 --> 01:28:13,746 Don't worry, Precious, l'II be back, 830 01:28:13,787 --> 01:28:15,664 and next time it'll be a friendly visit. 831 01:28:15,748 --> 01:28:19,210 With Wang out of the way and his terrible regime dispcrscd, 832 01:28:19,293 --> 01:28:22,338 the universe is oncc again safe for democracy and freedom, 833 01:28:22,421 --> 01:28:24,048 and the right of all due happincss, 834 01:28:24,131 --> 01:28:25,633 each according to his own pcrsonal 835 01:28:25,716 --> 01:28:27,676 religious convictions. 836 01:28:34,058 --> 01:28:36,352 Goodbye, Plesh. 837 01:28:36,435 --> 01:28:38,187 - Goodbyc. - Goodbyc. 838 01:28:38,270 --> 01:28:39,396 - Bye. - Have a safe journey. 839 01:28:39,438 --> 01:28:40,522 - It's bccn grand. - Yes. 840 01:28:40,606 --> 01:28:41,857 We'll see you . Goodbye. 841 01:28:41,941 --> 01:28:42,816 Goodbye. 842 01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:43,817 Be sure and writc us. 843 01:28:43,901 --> 01:28:44,777 Take carc. 844 01:28:44,777 --> 01:28:45,778 - Okay, see ya. - Be good. 845 01:28:45,819 --> 01:28:47,196 - Bye now. - So long. 846 01:28:47,279 --> 01:28:49,114 Adios. 847 01:29:09,927 --> 01:29:12,221 There she is, thc Earfh. 848 01:29:23,315 --> 01:29:25,734 Oh, Flesh, there's no place Iike home. 849 01:29:26,402 --> 01:29:26,944 57517

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