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- I built a hand grenade in class today.
- Okay.
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- But it was a bit of a failure.
- Why?
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It just looks weird
and doesn't fit in any of my pockets.
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- I'm going to give mom the big fish.
- I'm going to give dad the big fish.
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You can't, if I'm giving it to mom.
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- It's my fish too.
- But I caught it.
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With my fishing rod.
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Then I'll cut it in half.
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- How are you going to do that?
- With my pocket-knife.
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Mom won't be happy.
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- Wow! Oh my god!
- Shit.
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That was amazing.
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Dad, wasn't it supposed to
fall to the other side?
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That is nice.
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Okay, now it's my turn.
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Shit, this is high.
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Don't be scared.
I went a lot higher than that.
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No.
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Yes, I did.
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I'm just as high.
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Are you going to jump or what?
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Calm down, what's the hurry?
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There, there, is that good?
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Gotcha!
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There we go.
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Wanna eat a flower?
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You poor thing, you're okay.
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It's okay.
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Calm down calm down..
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There we go.
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I won!
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- You little shit!
- Stop it.
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You have to be careful because this
could cut your head off or something.
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Okay.
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Don't come closer,
you're safe there.
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Okay, ready?
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Wait, stop!
Okay, I'm ready now.
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One, two, and...
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Should we visit the foal later?
Or should we do something else?
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I don't know.
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- Would you like to own a Vespa?
- A Vespa? No.
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I want one.
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I have nothing to do
with some shitty Vespa.
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Did you know that vespas were made
for old people that can't walk?
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I know.
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And they are still made for
old people who can't walk.
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Not true. Other people and
kids ride vespas also.
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Listen, they should be used by
old people that can't walk.
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I know that.
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It's stupid to see kids thinking
they are mega cool riding it.
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Look at me, I'm mega cool.
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If you could choose an
animal or a bird for a pet...
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- What bird would you choose?
- A puffin.
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- A puffin?
- Really?
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Not me.
They shit too much.
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Shit, it's shaking!
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- Are you scared?
- No.
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Hey, I found a skull
in the ditch.
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Great.
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- And pull!
- Yes, wait.
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Quickly, quickly.
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Shit, this is heavy.
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Pull, pull, pull.
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My hand is killing me.
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We better not knock our heads into this.
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Okay boys let's do this.
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Well done!
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- I think I can lift it on my own.
- Yeah right.
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You ready?
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Yes, pull.
Go on, we can do this.
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Almost there.
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Yes, pull. I got this.
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Great.
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Urgh, so cold.
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This snow is pathetic.
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It's so dry.
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Dad!
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Dad!
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Dinner is ready!
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What's wrong with you?
Are you an idiot?
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No.
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- Shit, you're so annoying.
- You started it.
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Hey, dad says we're not supposed
to climb over the fence.
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What am I supposed to do?
You threw my hat you idiot!
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Be careful.
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Do you think you're alive?
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No, you're dead.
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Fix that down there.
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Done.
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It's starting.
Quick, quick!
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This is amazing!
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Woah!!
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Shit this is loud!
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Oh my god!
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That was incredible.
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Shit!
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So hot.
Shit.
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Don't let go!
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I'm sorry.
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Hold on to it properly boy.
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Yes.
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- Are you holding it?
- Yes, wait a second.
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Then move behind me.
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Urgh, Christ.
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I'm sorry,
my hands are just so cold.
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- You got it?
- Yes.
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- Don't drop it on my face.
- I won't.
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Pull it.
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Well done.
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Master.
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I'll hold it.
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Do you think it's a nice bridge?
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Yeah, it's okay.
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Do you think I'm strong?
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No.
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What?
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Give it to me.
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Wow, nice bridge.
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Are you really going
to pull me up there?
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Yes, but we have to tie you first.
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Okay.
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- Hello? Can I get more rope?
- No problem.
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Thanks.
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One, two, and go!
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Shit you're heavy.
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One, two, and...
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- Are you okay?
- Yes, I think so.
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Sorry!
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Be careful, don't drop me!
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You also need to pull.
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Nearly there!
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Was it hard?
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Yes, my hands are kiIIing me,
I think I'll get rope burns.
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Wow, you've made it really nice.
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- And the guy on this bow boat...
- It's called a rowboat, not a bow boat.
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- Sorry, a rowboat.
- Bow boat... Jesus.
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Okay, was there really
some dude out on a boat?
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No. It was a movie.
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Everybody was crying...
and this dude was wearing yellow...
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