All language subtitles for Til.Death.S04E12.HDTV.XviD-FQM(1)

Hey, look,
I got a great idea.

Let's accidentally
run into each other

In the cookie- cracker aisle
in, like, 10 minutes.

Can we make it
8 minutes?

Because, I got to be
honest with you,

I am super excited
about this.

My heart is pounding.
Honey, feel.

Oh, it is. It's beating like
a little jack rabbit.

You know what?
Let's go back to 10

Because I'm going to need a
few minutes to calm down here.

That's great.

Folks,
what you're smelling here

Are mini bacon burgers
with maxi bacon flavor.

They come with
tiny doughboy buns

And little microwavable
packets of sautéed onions.

Enjoy.

Vegan butter spread.
Get it while it's...

Room temperature.

Any time you're ready,
rookie.

I'm keeping one of these
hot for you.

I would never eat
one of those.

I would rather eat this
disgusting, fake butter and die!

Joy, we've been dying
to get ahold of you.

- You have?
- Yeah.

Uh...
Um, you know,

It's just been
a crazy time for us.

We're trying to plan
a trip, and we are...

Totally confused.

Do we take a plane?
Do we take a boat?

How can a regular person be
expected to make that decision?

I mean,
we're not professionals.

Yeah. You don't want to
handle that hot potato.

Leave that
to the pros.

So, Joy,
can you help us out?

You would really be
saving us.

Um, sure.
I'd love to.

I really didn't know
that you had any idea

That I was
a travel agent.

- Oh, please. Yeah.
- Uh, hello?

Why do you think
we're friends with you?

I'm sorry that we
didn't get back to you.

It's...
it was a family thing.

Have you guys ever seen
singin' in the rain?

I love
singin' in the rain.

I just bought the
fancy-pants commemorative dvd.

Hi-def.
Hi-def.

It's like gene kelly is
kicking rain in your face.

Dripping wet.
Dripping wet.

That sounds like
something you got to see.

Totally.

Our tv has a bird
in the back

Just pecking out the picture.

Like on the Flintstones.

Flintstones.

Of course.

Oh, gosh!
Joy.

You know, we really
should get together again.

We should.

We could see
that dvd of yours

And maybe have a little
dinner or something.

Great. I love it.
I love it.

That's fantastic.
That'd be great.

What are you guys doing
tomorrow night?

Nothing.
Hopefully, being with you.

Hopefully.
Yeah.

Ok. Well,
what do you say 7:00

- Perfect. Perfect.
- All right.

I friggin' hate donuts.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

You know,
I really do like them.

Of course you do.

I guess I was just, you
know, pmsing the other night.

Well,
of course you were.

You should mark that on
the calendar like I do.

They certainly paid attention
to me today, didn't they?

Oh, are you kidding me?
They sure did.

I haven't felt
that unpopular

Since your dad found
our special drawer.

I can't believe
they both like musicals.

They don't like 'em.
They love 'em.

And they laughed
at my Flintstones joke.

Oh, well, honey, that's
just a great joke.

It is kind of weird,
though, isn't it?

What? Honey, honey,
what's so weird...

How wonderful everything
is turning out?

Have you ever thought
for a second

That maybe
life is just awesome?

I mean, they hit on
the very things

That I told you
bothered me.

You didn't tell them
all that stuff

That I told you
the other night, did you?

No.

'cause that would be
insane.

Totally insane! Hello?
I think I know insane.

I mean, a wife doesn't
tell her husband

Her innermost thoughts
and insecurities

In the privacy
of their own bedroom

Just to have them spewed
out to perfect strangers

In the frozen food aisle.

Duh.

I mean, suddenly,
they're so into my job.

They both love musicals.
She hates donuts.

Oh, my God,
you told them!

Yeah.
You know what, Joy?

You're right.
Yeah.

I saw them first,
and I told them,

"oh, hey, my wife's ego
is hurtin' bad,

"so maybe you could say
that you hate donuts,

So we can
all be friends,"

And then I pretended
that I saw them

For the first time
when I was with you...

"oh, hi! My stars, what
are you doing here?"

We put on this whole, whole
big show for your benefit.

Yeah, Joy.
You got me.

It does sound
a little bit rid...

Ridiculous. Yes.

I'm sorry, baby.

It's just that I think

After 20 years, a guy
earns a little trust.

Is there anything
that I can do?

You want me to make you
something?

If you want to...

You can maybe put together an
italian hoagie or something,

With some chips on the
side, hold the pepperoncinis.

You know what? Just
whatever sandwich best says

"I'm sorry."

Folks, what you are
experienci right now is

My great-grandma's
jambalaya.

All the ingredients
have been sautéed,

Pan-seared, and deep
fried in veg-a-butter,

Which is on sale for the
low, low price of just 2.99

Right over here.

Folks, I've got mini
bacon burgers warming

Right around the corner.
Come on!

What's the matter,
barry?

Nobody wants
your little baby burgers?

You know what?

I've seen hot shots
like you come and go...

Mostly on to jobs,
careers, and families,

Pretty good stuff.

The point is,

I am still here.

This is my house.

And I'm not going to let
anyone take it away from me.

Hey, dave,
get over here!

What the hell's
going on here?

Hey, man,
I'm just trying to move

Some veg-a-butter
for you, man.

Shrimp? Filet mignon? Lobster?

Where did you get
all this food?

We're in a supermarket.

It's everywhere.

You're fired.
Clean out your locker.

I got a locker?

Had a locker.
Now get your stuff

And holy mackerel,
this is delicious.

From scratch.

We just lost our prepared
food guy. Are you available?

I just got fired.
So, I believe I am.

Would I be above
or below barry?

Who's barry?

Hey, Eddie.

Joy, come here.
Come here!

- Look at you.
- Oh, hi!

All right. Well,

Make yourselves
at home.

I'm running a little behind
with the hors d'oeuvres.

I had a crazy day
at work today.

At the travel agency!

We can't wait
to hear about that. Whoo!

Ok, honey!
Here, please, come.

Oh, nice.
Ok.

Right over there.
Ok. All right now.

You're do...
You're doing great,

But you got to... You got
to bring it down a notch.

Really?
Yeah.

What do you mean?
Well, see,

What you did yesterday
at the supermarket,

It was amazing!
Actually, it was a little...

A little too amazing. See,
you were hitting everything

Too perfectly.
You know?

Her job,
her love of musicals.

You know, you got to just
ease a little on the nose.

But you told us to
talk about those things.

Ok, look. I don't think we
have to point fingers, ok?

All I'm trying
toay is,

Joy's getting
a little suspicious. Ok?

So, you know, we just want
to make it a little low key

And let's be
more natural,

You know, like actually
act like you're interested

In what she has to say.

But we are interested
in what she has to say.

Yeah. Ok.
We all are. Ok.

Ok! Who's ready
for hors d'oeuvres?

Ok, here she comes.
So just, you know,

Just have fun
and take my lead.

I've got
stuffed mushrooms.

I don't know what
they're stuffed with...

Hopefully, something that
tastes better than mushrooms.

So...

So, Joy, tell us about
this crazy day of yours.

Oh, well, it's just
inside travel agency stuff.

I'm sure you don't want
to hear about that, do you?

Sure we do.
We're fascinated.

Well,
we're not...

We're not fascinated,
sweetie.

We're interested
in a casual way.

Ok, well,

Here's something that happened
today that's kind of funny.

There's this family
called the valenzuelas,

And we booked them
on a trip to venezuela.

So, all day long,
we were like,

"the valenzuelas
are in venezuela."

"in venezuela,
there are in valenzuelas."

All day.

Ok, what...

The hell is...

What's going on
here?

There's a fly.

What is going on?

Nothing is going on.

You're telling a
somewhat amusing tale,

And people are just,
you know,

Appropriately laughing.
That's all.

Ok. Did he tell you

That I wanted you to pay
more attention to me?

Uh, actually, I...

I don't...

I don't know
what that means.

All right.
You know what?

Stop it.
That is enough.

This is over now.

Joy, the truth is,

Your husband did tell us
to pay more attention to you,

And then he thought
you were on to us,

So he told us
to bring it down.

Frankly, this has all
been very stressful.

I cannot believe you.

I've never been my
embarrassed in my entire life.

Honey...

I don't know
what to say.

You guys blew it.

And so, that night,

President Truman
went to bed

Knowing that,
in the morning,

He would face
a fateful decision.

You know who really
would have enjoyed this?

Stephen and Simona.

Boy, I really
did love them.

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