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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,342 Am I a good person? 2 00:02:43,342 --> 00:02:44,865 MAN [on speakerphone]: We're doing 3 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,301 the self-reflective thing today? 4 00:02:46,301 --> 00:02:48,042 Yeah, I guess so. 5 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:51,132 Let me see, um, well... 6 00:02:51,132 --> 00:02:53,265 You have two incredible kids, 7 00:02:53,265 --> 00:02:56,659 you got a gorgeous wife, you have a beautiful home, 8 00:02:56,659 --> 00:02:59,271 questionably decorated, but it's fully paid off. 9 00:02:59,271 --> 00:03:00,968 You got a great job, 10 00:03:00,968 --> 00:03:02,665 still got that handsome smile from high school, 11 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,406 so are you still a good person? 12 00:03:04,406 --> 00:03:05,581 Who cares, bro? 13 00:03:05,581 --> 00:03:07,409 Honestly! I mean, 14 00:03:07,409 --> 00:03:10,673 stop going out of your way to make yourself miserable. 15 00:03:10,673 --> 00:03:13,285 You tell Kristen your décor thoughts? 16 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:14,764 Come on, man, fuck, no! 17 00:03:14,764 --> 00:03:16,244 I'm not trying to get my ass killed. 18 00:03:17,724 --> 00:03:21,206 Your life is damn near perfect. 19 00:03:22,294 --> 00:03:23,773 And I promise you that, 20 00:03:23,773 --> 00:03:27,212 there are people way worse off than you are. 21 00:03:28,778 --> 00:03:30,650 That too insightful for you? 22 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:34,044 No, sorry, it's the neighbor's damn drone 23 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:35,655 in my yard again. 24 00:03:35,655 --> 00:03:37,961 Again? Dude, when are you going to grow a sac? 25 00:03:37,961 --> 00:03:40,137 Put that little shit in his place! 26 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,575 I don't want to make a big deal out of it. 27 00:03:42,575 --> 00:03:44,533 "I don't want to make-" Stop being such a fucking beta! 28 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:46,100 You want me to come over there right now, bro, 29 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,233 and smack that little acne-popper? 30 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:49,277 Let me finish up here, 31 00:03:49,277 --> 00:03:50,670 and I'll come over there. 32 00:03:52,454 --> 00:03:54,151 What the hell was that? 33 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,241 - I'll call you back. - Remember what I said-- 34 00:04:01,594 --> 00:04:02,943 Hi. 35 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,771 Sorry I'm late. 36 00:04:04,771 --> 00:04:06,381 Happy birthday. 37 00:04:10,298 --> 00:04:12,039 Thanks. 38 00:04:13,301 --> 00:04:15,477 I didn't know you were still coming. 39 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:18,524 Yeah, that's sort of the whole surprise aspect of this. 40 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:20,265 But if you don't want to hang out with me, then... 41 00:04:20,265 --> 00:04:23,529 No, no, no, stop, I always want to. 42 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,835 It's just, it's getting kind of late and 43 00:04:25,835 --> 00:04:28,751 I have dinner plans with Kristen later. 44 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:31,580 We gotta leave by 6:30. 45 00:04:33,321 --> 00:04:36,063 It's cutting it really close. 46 00:04:36,063 --> 00:04:38,065 Come on. 47 00:04:38,065 --> 00:04:40,720 I just want to celebrate with you. 48 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,331 Even if it's short. 49 00:04:43,331 --> 00:04:47,335 Besides, I brought you something. 50 00:04:47,335 --> 00:04:49,381 If you want it. 51 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:58,346 One hour. 52 00:04:58,346 --> 00:05:01,175 - I'm serious. - Mm-hmm. 53 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,482 Wait, wait, where are you going? 54 00:05:33,903 --> 00:05:35,165 Tom! 55 00:05:35,165 --> 00:05:36,384 - Whoa! - Fuck! 56 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:37,646 Oh, sorry! 57 00:05:37,646 --> 00:05:39,648 - What the fuck!? - I'm sorry! 58 00:05:39,648 --> 00:05:42,129 I didn't know you were standing there. 59 00:05:42,129 --> 00:05:43,260 Oh... 60 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,175 Okay, I'm sorry if I scared you. 61 00:05:45,175 --> 00:05:46,655 What is wrong? 62 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:48,265 - It's nothing. - Okay? 63 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,659 - I'm fine. - Fine? 64 00:05:50,659 --> 00:05:51,921 Okay, we have dinner, 65 00:05:51,921 --> 00:05:53,967 I don't want to lose the table, so... 66 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:55,098 Okay, I'll hurry. 67 00:05:55,098 --> 00:05:56,578 - Hurry? - Yeah. 68 00:05:56,578 --> 00:05:58,232 Fuck! Just hurry it up. 69 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:00,234 - It sounds good. - Okay. 70 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,540 - Shit! - I love you. 71 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:04,412 Yeah, I love you, too. 72 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:12,333 Okay, okay. 73 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:13,943 Okay, all you gotta do is make it 74 00:06:13,943 --> 00:06:16,598 through dinner, all right? 75 00:06:16,598 --> 00:06:17,991 That's all you gotta do. 76 00:06:17,991 --> 00:06:21,124 You just have to make it through this dinner, 77 00:06:21,124 --> 00:06:25,346 you sick piece of shit. 78 00:06:43,495 --> 00:06:45,627 Okay. 79 00:06:57,596 --> 00:07:00,947 ...thank you for doing this... 80 00:07:00,947 --> 00:07:02,862 I have to go. 81 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,603 Everything okay? 82 00:07:04,603 --> 00:07:06,431 Yes, everything is good. 83 00:07:06,431 --> 00:07:08,607 I'm just finishing up some work stuff. 84 00:07:08,607 --> 00:07:09,999 I'm all yours for the rest of the night, 85 00:07:09,999 --> 00:07:13,133 I'm just texting this guy here, okay, 86 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,526 that's finished. 87 00:07:14,526 --> 00:07:17,659 This matre'd is a fucking pain in the ass. 88 00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:20,401 Like, just move the table time, please, 89 00:07:20,401 --> 00:07:21,881 that's all I'm asking. 90 00:07:24,797 --> 00:07:26,973 You... son of a bitch! 91 00:07:26,973 --> 00:07:29,279 I can't believe you just did that! 92 00:07:29,279 --> 00:07:30,498 I'm sorry. 93 00:07:30,498 --> 00:07:31,543 It's not funny! 94 00:07:31,543 --> 00:07:34,328 This dress is expensive! 95 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,809 I'll buy you a new one. 96 00:07:36,809 --> 00:07:38,898 I'm taking it off. 97 00:07:38,898 --> 00:07:41,291 There ain't nothing stopping you. 98 00:07:44,556 --> 00:07:46,209 Fine. 99 00:07:46,209 --> 00:07:48,124 Sit down. 100 00:08:30,515 --> 00:08:32,952 I think I like it better this way. 101 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,911 Good. 102 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:37,347 Now. 103 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,920 What are you gonna do for me? 104 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:34,013 Thomas? 105 00:09:34,013 --> 00:09:36,232 Honey? 106 00:09:36,232 --> 00:09:38,060 Tom! 107 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,148 Hey. 108 00:09:39,148 --> 00:09:42,978 Hi. You okay? 109 00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:46,155 I don't know. 110 00:09:46,155 --> 00:09:47,374 I-- 111 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:48,941 You don't know, okay, well, I'm, I'm-- 112 00:09:48,941 --> 00:09:49,985 Shh, shh, shh. 113 00:09:51,944 --> 00:09:54,511 You heard that, right? 114 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,470 - I didn't-- - Shh-shh! 115 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,298 - Hear anything. - Shh, shh, shh! 116 00:09:59,995 --> 00:10:03,433 Something's outside. 117 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,000 I didn't hear anything. 118 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,349 Because you keep talking. 119 00:10:06,349 --> 00:10:07,829 I am not talking. You're shushing me, 120 00:10:07,829 --> 00:10:09,048 I'm trying to get us out the door. 121 00:10:09,048 --> 00:10:10,745 - Shh! - Stop shushing me. 122 00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:12,399 We're gonna be late anyway. 123 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,662 Let's just go, it's probably... 124 00:10:14,662 --> 00:10:18,013 Maybe one of the workers, or a squirrel. 125 00:10:18,013 --> 00:10:20,450 Everything's good, just relax, it's your birthday, 126 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,975 we're gonna have lots of fun! 127 00:10:22,975 --> 00:10:24,977 Okay? I'm gonna call Sven again, let's go. 128 00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:26,065 Come on, honey. 129 00:10:26,065 --> 00:10:29,372 Tom! Fuck's sake-- Tom! 130 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,679 Jesus Christ. 131 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:32,767 Where the fuck are my keys? 132 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:39,165 Okay. Whatever happens next, 133 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:41,515 just know I did this because I love you. 134 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,344 What are you doing? Tom, what are you doing? 135 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,259 - Somebody's outside! - No, stop, stop it. 136 00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:47,608 Tom, stop, stop. 137 00:10:47,608 --> 00:10:48,696 - Stop! - I got this! 138 00:10:48,696 --> 00:10:49,871 Stop, you're acting insane! 139 00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:51,830 Stop, I'm telling you right now. 140 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,309 You're being ridiculous. 141 00:10:53,309 --> 00:10:56,356 Put it down, that's not going to do anything. 142 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,923 Put it down. 143 00:10:59,054 --> 00:11:00,360 Thank you. 144 00:11:06,018 --> 00:11:08,020 Who were you just talking to? 145 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,761 - What? - When I came downstairs, 146 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:11,153 you were whispering to someone, 147 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:12,981 who was it? 148 00:11:15,114 --> 00:11:16,506 No one. 149 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,555 Okay, so who were you on the phone with? 150 00:11:22,643 --> 00:11:24,079 I told you, work. 151 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:26,691 Okay. Let me see your phone. 152 00:11:26,691 --> 00:11:28,301 No. 153 00:11:28,301 --> 00:11:29,606 Why? 154 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,565 Let me see yours. 155 00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:45,535 I'm gonna go get the gun. 156 00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:48,800 Okay, you're not going to get "the gun". 157 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,975 It's probably a neighbor. 158 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,846 Why don't you go check? 159 00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:53,021 Or I will. 160 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,111 Go. 161 00:11:56,111 --> 00:11:58,070 Okay, just stay here. 162 00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,549 Okay. 163 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,737 Surprise! 164 00:12:15,957 --> 00:12:18,960 I genuinely don't know what to say. 165 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,136 Let's fuckin' party, bro! 166 00:12:21,136 --> 00:12:22,572 Yeah! 167 00:12:22,572 --> 00:12:25,793 Okay, I-- I'm gonna need a second to process this. 168 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,142 Thank you all for coming. 169 00:12:27,142 --> 00:12:29,492 This is gonna be super fun. 170 00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:31,407 Eat and drink and have fun, 171 00:12:31,407 --> 00:12:32,800 get drunk and make yourselves at home. 172 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,801 Let's get fucking turn 173 00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,150 that shit up! 174 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:36,412 Watch out. Slip by, slip by. 175 00:12:36,412 --> 00:12:37,631 Let's go! 176 00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:41,940 Surprise. 177 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:44,594 So... the dinner... 178 00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:47,554 That was just a diversion. 179 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:52,733 Who hired this DJ? They suck. 180 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:54,169 Hey. 181 00:12:54,169 --> 00:12:55,910 Happy birthday, Daddy. 182 00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:57,869 - Hi! - I missed you. 183 00:12:57,869 --> 00:13:00,610 I know, I missed you, too. 184 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,354 Are you about to cry? 185 00:13:05,354 --> 00:13:06,703 It's not that serious. 186 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,270 No, I just haven't seen you in forever 187 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,446 and I wasn't expecting any of this. 188 00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:12,405 I know, I thought mom was gonna have an aneurysm. 189 00:13:12,405 --> 00:13:15,887 We showed up early and almost blew the whole thing up. 190 00:13:15,887 --> 00:13:17,540 Hmm, really? 191 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,107 - Yeah. - Do me a favor and go 192 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:22,415 get your brother and grab the cake from the car. 193 00:13:22,415 --> 00:13:24,591 Is that a two-person job? 194 00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,941 Yeah, kind of, actually, it is. 195 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,380 Okay. 196 00:13:34,906 --> 00:13:36,081 Happy birthday. 197 00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:45,003 Oh, there he is. 198 00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:48,658 Oh, couldn't put in a few more steps before I-- 199 00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:49,877 I'll be with you in a minute. 200 00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:51,139 It's good to see you, William. 201 00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:53,098 Is it? 202 00:13:54,882 --> 00:13:56,318 Man, my daughter pampers you. 203 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:58,016 Look at this. 204 00:13:58,016 --> 00:13:59,669 Very, very impressive. 205 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:03,804 I mean, she's put her heart at your feet, so... 206 00:14:03,804 --> 00:14:06,894 let's try not to step on it today, huh? 207 00:14:20,212 --> 00:14:22,867 Go easy, go easy. 208 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,876 Ah, fucking stop! 209 00:14:48,544 --> 00:14:50,720 I'm sorry, I didn't... 210 00:14:51,678 --> 00:14:54,289 I shouldn't have spoken to you that way, I just... 211 00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:57,684 I thought we agreed 212 00:14:57,684 --> 00:15:00,165 that no marks. 213 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,605 I'm sorry. 214 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,304 I have to pee. 215 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:18,879 Don't you fuckin' move! 216 00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:27,627 Happy birthday, bitch. 217 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,845 Bring it in, dude. 218 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,717 Come here, come here, come on! 219 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:31,805 Thanks for coming, Mike. 220 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,502 Oh, dude, thank you. 221 00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:34,764 You gave me a great reason 222 00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:36,027 to get the fuck outta the house. 223 00:15:36,027 --> 00:15:38,159 Newborns are no fucking joke, man. 224 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:39,639 I even got here early just to get 225 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,032 the fuck out of there, man. 226 00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:42,729 - It's just-- - You got here early? 227 00:15:42,729 --> 00:15:45,775 Yeah, I got here early. 228 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,125 How, how, how long ago? 229 00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,691 It doesn't matter. 230 00:15:48,691 --> 00:15:51,694 All I know is I'm getting fucking lit tonight. 231 00:15:51,694 --> 00:15:54,262 - No, no, no, no. - What, what-- 232 00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:56,003 I need to know exactly what you saw. 233 00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:58,440 Whoa, dude, dude, dude, chill, chill, chill. 234 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,834 What the fuck are you on? 235 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,142 And... you got any more for me? 236 00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:07,319 It's-- sorry, man, I'm not on anything. 237 00:16:07,319 --> 00:16:09,582 Oh, dude, that's kind of fuckin' lame. 238 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:10,670 You at least want a beer? 239 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,888 No, no, I shouldn't. 240 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,803 Oh... fuck you, you're drinking a beer 241 00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:15,153 on your birthday, would you come on? 242 00:16:15,153 --> 00:16:16,850 - No, Mike-- - No, I'm not letting you 243 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,417 talk me out of this shit. 244 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,593 Just get your ass down here and have a fucking beer. 245 00:16:20,593 --> 00:16:22,421 It's simple, right? 246 00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:35,303 Hi. Are you having fun? 247 00:16:35,303 --> 00:16:36,696 - Um... - Yeah? 248 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,654 How much longer do we have to do this? 249 00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:40,482 Huh? 250 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,093 Do what? 251 00:16:42,093 --> 00:16:45,531 The... party. 252 00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:46,923 The party? Your birthday party? 253 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,709 It just started, and, I don't know. 254 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,276 Are you not having fun? 255 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:54,757 Honey, it took me a month to plan this whole thing. 256 00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:57,064 All these people here, are here for you. 257 00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:58,500 Why are you asking me this? 258 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,068 All right, look, I was-- I'm sorry. 259 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:04,767 I was just trying to get some sort of a time frame. 260 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,643 What? Like one hour, two? 261 00:17:10,643 --> 00:17:13,167 One hour, two... 262 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,474 three, four. 263 00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:17,302 Maybe all night. 264 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:18,781 Probably all night. 265 00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:20,827 Okay? Can you handle that? 266 00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,220 Can you at least try to have fun? 267 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:23,743 These people are here for you, 268 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,919 to celebrate you, your birthday. 269 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,138 I'm trying. 270 00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:29,531 I know, it's difficult, I know. 271 00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,794 Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 272 00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:33,231 Hey, how's it going in here? 273 00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:35,276 It seems like it's not going well at all. 274 00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:37,452 Anything I can do? 275 00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:41,195 We're fine. 276 00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:43,067 I was asking my daughter. 277 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,720 If I ever want your thoughts, 278 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,287 you should take me to the ER 279 00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:47,897 because I'm feeling a little strokey. 280 00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:49,377 Unless there's something 281 00:17:49,377 --> 00:17:50,596 you want to share, something important. 282 00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:53,425 Dad, everything's fine, stop. 283 00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:54,774 It's okay. 284 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,210 It's his birthday, just try to be kind. 285 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,994 Which is super-cute when you're seven. 286 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,606 But, yeah, let's celebrate. 287 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,839 Why are we all staring at each other? 288 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,019 - No reason. - None. 289 00:18:24,891 --> 00:18:27,241 Here's your ridiculously overpriced cake. 290 00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,851 I got it all by myself, too. 291 00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:30,549 Thank you, sweetheart, thank you so much. 292 00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,290 Everyone get out, just go, leave. 293 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,508 We're literally already going. 294 00:18:33,508 --> 00:18:35,815 Watch your mouth, get out. 295 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,991 Table right here for you, sir. 296 00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:47,653 Are you okay? 297 00:18:49,698 --> 00:18:51,526 Yeah, I'm fine, just... 298 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,182 Are you gonna fix things with mom? 299 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,753 Dad. 300 00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:02,407 No, no, I'm going to take of everything, all right? 301 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,583 Just don't-- don't worry about it. 302 00:19:23,558 --> 00:19:25,430 Ew! Dad, what the hell? 303 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,606 Sorry, I-- I thought. 304 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,827 Wait, who-- who is this? 305 00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,655 This is Pietro. 306 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,266 He's an ocean photographer. 307 00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,920 He's the head of that nonprofit we're starting. 308 00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:41,010 Mahalo. 309 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,577 And happy birthday. 310 00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:44,231 Yeah, okay. 311 00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:45,841 Look, can we just please keep everything 312 00:19:45,841 --> 00:19:48,235 within eyesight, please? 313 00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:49,367 Yeah, let's go. 314 00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:50,890 Don't! Touch that. 315 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,370 What? What did I do? 316 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:54,285 Nothing, I-- I wanna keep all of the party people 317 00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:56,722 in the same place, so... 318 00:19:56,722 --> 00:19:58,202 Yeah, you said that, 319 00:19:58,202 --> 00:20:00,247 we're just getting towels to go sit by the pool. 320 00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:02,336 Right, but not from here. 321 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,601 Okay, truthfully... 322 00:20:07,602 --> 00:20:08,647 I found mold. 323 00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:09,648 Ew! 324 00:20:09,648 --> 00:20:11,258 Yeah, "ew". 325 00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:12,607 And it's disgusting, I know, 326 00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:14,130 and I'm gonna deal with it later, 327 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,871 but just please don't tell your mom right now, 328 00:20:15,871 --> 00:20:18,526 I don't need her stressing out about this, too. 329 00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,224 If it's black mold, you should get on that. 330 00:20:20,224 --> 00:20:23,270 Thank you, Pietro, I definitely will. 331 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:24,271 Thank you. 332 00:20:33,019 --> 00:20:34,281 You want me to get that? 333 00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:39,330 Oh, my phone! Son of a bitch! 334 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:40,766 Oh, I finally found it. 335 00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:42,202 I've been looking everywhere for this, 336 00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:43,508 I'm sorry, it's been making me crazy. 337 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,858 You guys go back to the party, I got this. 338 00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:48,295 All right, there you go, man. Back at you. 339 00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:49,818 Rose, don't forget to wash your hands 340 00:20:49,818 --> 00:20:51,646 just in case of the black mold. 341 00:21:23,461 --> 00:21:25,854 Hey, what's up, dude? 342 00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:26,986 How you doing? Good? 343 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,335 This is great. 344 00:21:28,335 --> 00:21:30,903 Good turnout, man. Nice statue! 345 00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:32,078 You all right? 346 00:21:33,079 --> 00:21:34,341 Everyone showed up. 347 00:21:34,341 --> 00:21:36,648 - Abe, even Abe made it. - Good old Abe. 348 00:21:36,648 --> 00:21:38,606 Yeah, birthday boy. 349 00:21:38,606 --> 00:21:40,129 Where's Sally-Ann? 350 00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:41,479 I have no idea. 351 00:21:41,479 --> 00:21:43,437 She's a real pill. 352 00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:44,786 Oh, hi, guys! 353 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:46,745 Hi. 354 00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:49,400 You look good messy. 355 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,531 Thanks. 356 00:21:51,619 --> 00:21:52,968 You're cute-- hi! 357 00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:55,362 I got highlights this week, y'all notice? 358 00:21:55,362 --> 00:21:57,190 Let me stand in the sun. 359 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,540 - It looks good, right? - Oh, no, it does. 360 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:01,760 - It looks like highlights. - I went to my mom's... 361 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,588 - My mom's guy. - Life is a party. 362 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:04,850 My man! 363 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,507 Doing well? Doing good? 364 00:22:20,518 --> 00:22:22,955 Oh, my God, like stuck. 365 00:22:22,955 --> 00:22:25,349 Hey, Thomas, hold on, where you going, bro? 366 00:22:27,568 --> 00:22:30,397 Let me ask you, do you um... that stuff 367 00:22:30,397 --> 00:22:32,399 we were talking about before? 368 00:22:32,399 --> 00:22:34,227 What are you talking about? 369 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,620 The drugs? 370 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,273 - No, not-- what? - Yeah, I got the drugs-- 371 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,537 No, I was talking about-- no, no, wait, wait. 372 00:22:39,537 --> 00:22:41,321 They wanna party. 373 00:22:41,321 --> 00:22:43,149 He's joking, he's kidding. 374 00:22:43,149 --> 00:22:44,237 It's not-- 375 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,456 Hope you guys are having fun. 376 00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:47,893 Boo! Ha-ha, I found you. 377 00:22:47,893 --> 00:22:49,373 You did. 378 00:22:49,373 --> 00:22:51,505 I love this little cat and mouse game we have going on. 379 00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:53,115 Ooh... 380 00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:54,465 You been working out? 381 00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:56,728 - No, not really, no. - Oh, I think you have. 382 00:22:56,728 --> 00:22:58,991 Oh, I can tell you and your son are related. 383 00:22:58,991 --> 00:23:01,776 I heart you! 384 00:23:01,776 --> 00:23:03,387 That's funny. 385 00:23:03,387 --> 00:23:05,519 So tell me, how was your birthday? 386 00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:06,868 - Birthday's been going great. - Good! 387 00:23:06,868 --> 00:23:07,826 Just making the rounds. 388 00:23:07,826 --> 00:23:09,480 Oh, I do have to go... 389 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,046 Wait a minute, you're a little tense. 390 00:23:11,046 --> 00:23:12,918 Do you need a little massage, are you sure? 391 00:23:12,918 --> 00:23:14,267 Yeah... 392 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,790 Listen, I'm really good at massage, 393 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:16,835 the deeper the better. 394 00:23:16,835 --> 00:23:18,358 I'm sure, I'm sure. 395 00:23:18,358 --> 00:23:20,534 That guy, he looks pretty sore. And I gotta go say hi to-- 396 00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:21,927 Okay, well, come back, 397 00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:22,884 I have a Richard Avedon story for you. 398 00:23:22,884 --> 00:23:24,408 Hi, how are you? 399 00:23:27,411 --> 00:23:29,978 Susan, like, completely messed up my hair, 400 00:23:29,978 --> 00:23:33,504 and, uh... asked if I was legal. 401 00:23:33,504 --> 00:23:37,943 Susan is a psychopath, and avoid her at all costs. 402 00:23:42,034 --> 00:23:43,470 SALLY [distorted voice]: How are you? 403 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:45,472 Are you not having fun? 404 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,391 Thomas! 405 00:23:51,391 --> 00:23:53,698 All I know is I'm getting fucking lit tonight. 406 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:56,440 Hey, there, hot piece of mess... 407 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,138 like Vin Diesel with hair. 408 00:24:03,098 --> 00:24:04,709 You got here early? 409 00:24:07,538 --> 00:24:09,104 Chill, chill, chill. 410 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:26,818 You're gonna love it-- turn that frown upside down, man. 411 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,357 Oh, God. 412 00:24:59,503 --> 00:25:02,636 Okay, okay, just breathe. 413 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:04,508 Everything's going to be okay. 414 00:25:04,508 --> 00:25:05,726 It's all gonna be okay, 415 00:25:05,726 --> 00:25:07,772 you just gotta keep it together. 416 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,904 All right? 417 00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:12,559 Come on, man. 418 00:28:55,086 --> 00:28:56,783 Come on, man. 419 00:28:56,783 --> 00:28:58,872 Come on. 420 00:28:59,917 --> 00:29:01,092 Jesus! 421 00:29:01,092 --> 00:29:02,658 Everything come out all right? 422 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,269 Sorry, I-- I didn't know anyone was waiting. 423 00:29:04,269 --> 00:29:07,011 Were you talking to yourself or your mistress? 424 00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:08,534 - What? - I see you. 425 00:29:08,534 --> 00:29:09,883 My daughter may have her head in the clouds, 426 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:12,320 but I'm just waiting for you to slip. 427 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,366 And it's coming. 428 00:29:30,295 --> 00:29:31,513 I just feel it... 429 00:29:31,513 --> 00:29:32,819 What's going on? 430 00:29:32,819 --> 00:29:34,081 - Nothing. - Nothing. 431 00:29:34,081 --> 00:29:35,735 Well, it's obviously not nothing. 432 00:29:35,735 --> 00:29:37,998 She's upset and you're both clearly hiding something, 433 00:29:37,998 --> 00:29:39,391 so just spit it out. 434 00:29:39,391 --> 00:29:41,045 I told you he already knows. 435 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,134 Know what? What is it I "know"? 436 00:29:43,134 --> 00:29:44,352 Nothing! 437 00:29:44,352 --> 00:29:45,919 Nothing, it's fine. 438 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:46,877 Where are you going? 439 00:29:46,877 --> 00:29:48,182 Ask her. 440 00:29:48,182 --> 00:29:49,444 Where is she going? 441 00:29:49,444 --> 00:29:52,099 Tom, just let her go, it's fine, okay? 442 00:29:55,102 --> 00:29:57,452 You're wasted already, huh? 443 00:29:57,452 --> 00:29:59,454 Yay. 444 00:29:59,454 --> 00:30:00,934 Jesus Christ. 445 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:03,458 Can't even take a piss without you guys screaming. 446 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:05,286 - What is it now? - Nothing. 447 00:30:05,286 --> 00:30:06,810 - Nothing? - Dad, no. 448 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:07,854 What? 449 00:30:07,854 --> 00:30:09,638 I mean... 450 00:30:09,638 --> 00:30:11,727 Mom, did you want me to put the cake out? 451 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,860 Susan keeps asking about it. 452 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:15,427 I-- I don't care. 453 00:30:15,427 --> 00:30:17,298 I mean... 454 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,695 What happened now? 455 00:30:24,436 --> 00:30:25,872 Nothing. 456 00:30:25,872 --> 00:30:27,874 Shock to no one your dad was being a dick. 457 00:30:27,874 --> 00:30:30,659 Do you know what? I am getting tired of this shit! 458 00:30:30,659 --> 00:30:32,836 - Excuse me? - Belittling me? 459 00:30:32,836 --> 00:30:34,533 Humiliating me in front of my family? 460 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,361 You know what would be great, William? 461 00:30:36,361 --> 00:30:38,667 If you could show me some actual decency 462 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:40,844 for five seconds. 463 00:30:40,844 --> 00:30:42,933 I mean, shit, man, it's my fucking birthday. 464 00:30:42,933 --> 00:30:44,630 So I should just sit idly by 465 00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,023 while you scream at my daughter, 466 00:30:46,023 --> 00:30:48,242 and everyone else in the house. 467 00:30:48,242 --> 00:30:49,548 Buckle up, buttercup. 468 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,245 I'm just getting started. 469 00:30:51,245 --> 00:30:52,768 Well, I'm sorry, William, 470 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,423 but I'm going to be saying whatever I want 471 00:30:55,423 --> 00:30:57,338 because this is my house! 472 00:30:57,338 --> 00:31:00,602 That's funny, because I don't remember the deposit 473 00:31:00,602 --> 00:31:02,387 coming out of your account. 474 00:31:02,387 --> 00:31:03,431 But maybe I'm wrong on that. 475 00:31:03,431 --> 00:31:04,911 Jesus Christ. 476 00:31:04,911 --> 00:31:06,565 If you want to yell and scream like a girl scout 477 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:09,220 who lost her cookies, go nuts. 478 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,875 But please, at some point, just stop, 479 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:13,615 and admit to my daughter 480 00:31:13,615 --> 00:31:16,227 what you're really upset about, and remember, 481 00:31:16,227 --> 00:31:19,360 you suck at hiding things. 482 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,796 Ready, go. 483 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,895 - Dad? - Yeah? 484 00:31:31,895 --> 00:31:32,939 Go outside. 485 00:31:32,939 --> 00:31:33,940 Oh, come on. 486 00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:34,985 This is the fun part. 487 00:31:34,985 --> 00:31:36,334 - No. - No? 488 00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:37,944 This isn't fun. 489 00:31:37,944 --> 00:31:40,381 Great party, honey, everyone's having fun. 490 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:48,520 Honey, I'm so sorry. 491 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,392 I'm gonna go check on your sister, this is ridiculous. 492 00:31:51,392 --> 00:31:52,698 It's okay. 493 00:31:52,698 --> 00:31:56,006 I guess I'll just get the cake later. 494 00:32:09,715 --> 00:32:12,674 So, are you and mom, like, getting a divorce? 495 00:32:12,674 --> 00:32:15,286 What? No. 496 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,464 - It kind of seems that way. - We're not. 497 00:32:21,596 --> 00:32:22,946 But like, how do you know? 498 00:32:22,946 --> 00:32:25,296 Because I just... do. 499 00:32:25,296 --> 00:32:27,211 Look, could we please shelve this conversation 500 00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:29,474 - for another time? - Yeah, yeah. 501 00:32:34,348 --> 00:32:35,480 Dad, um... 502 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,003 Everything's gonna be okay. 503 00:32:37,003 --> 00:32:39,179 Your mother and I love each other very much. 504 00:32:39,179 --> 00:32:40,572 I'm gonna fix this. 505 00:32:40,572 --> 00:32:43,662 But, hey, I promise, okay? 506 00:32:50,974 --> 00:32:52,714 Okay. 507 00:33:08,948 --> 00:33:12,038 Does this mean we're done fighting? 508 00:33:12,038 --> 00:33:13,605 Maybe. 509 00:33:15,389 --> 00:33:17,913 I want to hear you say it. 510 00:33:19,045 --> 00:33:21,004 Say what? 511 00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:23,876 That you love me. 512 00:33:44,984 --> 00:33:46,551 I love you. 513 00:33:46,551 --> 00:33:49,380 I am in love with you. 514 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:52,209 But I have a family. 515 00:34:00,217 --> 00:34:02,958 Could you please come back over here? 516 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,268 No. 517 00:34:10,705 --> 00:34:12,620 You come here. 518 00:34:46,524 --> 00:34:48,830 I just wanna feel safe with you. 519 00:34:50,223 --> 00:34:53,357 You are safe with me. 520 00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:56,142 You have no idea what I'm risking being with you. 521 00:34:56,142 --> 00:34:58,927 If Kevin found out, he would... 522 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,151 Hannah, look at me. 523 00:35:09,112 --> 00:35:10,809 Please? 524 00:35:18,121 --> 00:35:19,948 It would be bad for me. 525 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,865 Has he ever hurt you? 526 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:28,174 If I say yes... 527 00:35:29,523 --> 00:35:31,003 would you leave her? 528 00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:44,756 Why are you creeping on me every five minutes!? 529 00:35:44,756 --> 00:35:45,887 No, Rosebud, I wasn't trying-- 530 00:35:45,887 --> 00:35:47,150 Don't call me that. 531 00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:48,412 I'm not a kid anymore, 532 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:50,370 I am an adult with valid feelings. 533 00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:52,633 No, I can see that, if we could just calm down. 534 00:35:52,633 --> 00:35:54,548 Stop trying to silence me! 535 00:35:54,548 --> 00:35:58,030 Honey, you just need to be a little bit quieter. 536 00:35:58,030 --> 00:35:59,684 Mom, I'm not doing this anymore. 537 00:35:59,684 --> 00:36:01,773 "Doing"? Doing what? What are we doing? 538 00:36:01,773 --> 00:36:03,166 I cannot go back down there 539 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,471 in good conscience, 540 00:36:04,471 --> 00:36:06,473 celebrating and drinking and eating, 541 00:36:06,473 --> 00:36:08,693 pretending that everything is okay, 542 00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:12,523 while there are people out there suffering, dying. 543 00:36:14,351 --> 00:36:16,440 It's fine. Just say what you need to say 544 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,747 and just be done with this. 545 00:36:19,747 --> 00:36:22,359 Dad... 546 00:36:22,359 --> 00:36:24,926 I'm dropping out of school. 547 00:36:24,926 --> 00:36:27,886 Every year, there are nearly five thousand deaths 548 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:31,411 related to malnourishment in Madagascar. 549 00:36:31,411 --> 00:36:33,544 Most of which are children. 550 00:36:33,544 --> 00:36:35,241 Okay. 551 00:36:35,241 --> 00:36:37,765 I know how important college is to you, 552 00:36:37,765 --> 00:36:41,247 and all the work you and Mom did getting me there, 553 00:36:41,247 --> 00:36:44,381 but sitting in a classroom isn't helping anything. 554 00:36:44,381 --> 00:36:47,732 I need to be the change I want to see in the world. 555 00:36:56,262 --> 00:36:59,265 What? Why is that-- why is that funny? 556 00:36:59,265 --> 00:37:01,136 - No, it's not. - It's not. 557 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,400 - Are you mocking me? - No, no, of course not. 558 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,750 It's just... 559 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:08,274 That's what all the secrecy's been about? 560 00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:10,276 You were afraid to tell me that? 561 00:37:10,276 --> 00:37:12,626 Yeah. No. 562 00:37:12,626 --> 00:37:14,237 It's your birthday, 563 00:37:14,237 --> 00:37:16,848 and she just kind of wanted you to have a good day. 564 00:37:16,848 --> 00:37:18,545 Don't laugh, that's rude. 565 00:37:18,545 --> 00:37:22,375 Look, I just want you to be happy. 566 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,508 That's all I want for everyone in this family, 567 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:27,119 is for all of us to be happy. 568 00:37:28,773 --> 00:37:29,904 Sorry I lied to you. 569 00:37:29,904 --> 00:37:31,079 It's okay. 570 00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:33,995 Just... no more secrets, please. 571 00:37:33,995 --> 00:37:35,519 Except, maybe, from your grandfather, 572 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,782 I'm a little tapped out on his lectures. 573 00:37:37,782 --> 00:37:40,654 I mean, it's fine, I told him on the way over. 574 00:37:41,699 --> 00:37:46,269 Um, sorry, I-- I didn't mean to tell him first, it just kind of 575 00:37:46,269 --> 00:37:47,444 like slipped out. - No, no, no... wait. 576 00:37:47,444 --> 00:37:48,706 Grandpa rode here with you? 577 00:37:48,706 --> 00:37:50,621 Mm-hmm - Yeah. 578 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:56,061 Which means you didn't pick him up today, right? 579 00:37:56,061 --> 00:37:57,932 No, no, I didn't. 580 00:37:57,932 --> 00:38:00,761 No, I was getting ready for your party. 581 00:38:00,761 --> 00:38:02,372 Well, we're going to ahead and go downstairs 582 00:38:02,372 --> 00:38:05,505 because we have a house filled with people 583 00:38:05,505 --> 00:38:07,333 for your birthday, okay? 584 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,162 Thank you for expressing all of this, let's go. 585 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,338 Okay? Good job. 586 00:38:12,338 --> 00:38:14,122 I told you he wouldn't be mad. 587 00:38:14,122 --> 00:38:15,602 Okay, Rosie, do me a favor, 588 00:38:15,602 --> 00:38:17,343 sweetie, can you go down and make sure 589 00:38:17,343 --> 00:38:19,911 that the guests are, like, they're happy and having fun? 590 00:38:19,911 --> 00:38:22,261 And we'll be, we'll be right behind you. 591 00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,742 Yeah, okay. 592 00:38:24,742 --> 00:38:26,831 We'll be right behind you. 593 00:38:27,919 --> 00:38:30,225 I love you, we love you. 594 00:38:38,364 --> 00:38:40,105 We need to talk. 595 00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:45,066 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 596 00:38:45,066 --> 00:38:46,851 What are you talking about? 597 00:38:46,851 --> 00:38:48,679 I'm talking about the fact that I know 598 00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,158 you're hiding something 599 00:38:50,158 --> 00:38:51,725 and I want you to tell me what it is 600 00:38:51,725 --> 00:38:54,162 before I assume the worst! 601 00:38:57,078 --> 00:38:59,994 Kristen, just tell me the truth. 602 00:39:02,519 --> 00:39:05,913 You don't get to demand things from me. 603 00:39:05,913 --> 00:39:09,569 You don't get to tell me how this part goes, Tom. 604 00:39:12,093 --> 00:39:14,748 I've always had your back, always had your back, 605 00:39:14,748 --> 00:39:17,272 even when it's killed me. 606 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:20,014 I'm asking you, right now, 607 00:39:20,014 --> 00:39:23,931 I'm telling you, you need to have mine. 608 00:39:58,488 --> 00:40:00,446 What are you doing? 609 00:40:00,446 --> 00:40:01,534 Comforting you. 610 00:40:01,534 --> 00:40:03,580 I don't need to be comforted. 611 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:05,799 - Okay. - I'm fine. 612 00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:15,809 So, what do you wanna do? 613 00:40:18,203 --> 00:40:19,509 I don't know. 614 00:40:19,509 --> 00:40:24,470 I mean, we should go downstairs and... 615 00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:27,342 pretend that we're a happy couple, 616 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,954 act normal. 617 00:40:29,954 --> 00:40:33,044 Stop embarrassing ourselves and our kids. 618 00:40:33,044 --> 00:40:35,786 Get through the night together, you know? 619 00:40:37,788 --> 00:40:40,094 Do you think you can do that for me? 620 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:48,102 Yeah, yeah, of course, I can. 621 00:40:49,234 --> 00:40:50,627 Thanks. 622 00:41:00,114 --> 00:41:01,812 What if I say yes? 623 00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:05,337 Would you leave her? 624 00:41:14,912 --> 00:41:16,043 I'm gonna kill that kid! 625 00:41:16,043 --> 00:41:17,915 Thomas. 626 00:41:17,915 --> 00:41:19,960 Thomas! 627 00:41:31,929 --> 00:41:33,583 You! Stop right there. 628 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,541 Now, I've had it with you, and that drone. 629 00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:37,412 I catch it in my backyard one more time, 630 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:39,502 I'm going to smash it to pieces. 631 00:41:40,677 --> 00:41:42,243 Fuck you. 632 00:41:42,243 --> 00:41:43,462 The sky's free. 633 00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,508 Excuse me? 634 00:41:45,508 --> 00:41:47,161 What are you gonna do? Hit me? 635 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:51,470 That's what I thought. 636 00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:52,950 Pervert. 637 00:41:52,950 --> 00:41:55,300 Pervert!? 638 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:56,997 Yeah, you can tell your parents 639 00:41:56,997 --> 00:41:59,565 I'll be calling them, too. 640 00:41:59,565 --> 00:42:00,566 Oh, no. 641 00:42:00,566 --> 00:42:03,526 Not my parents! 642 00:42:03,526 --> 00:42:04,701 What are you gonna do? 643 00:42:04,701 --> 00:42:07,268 Tell them about your girlfriend? 644 00:42:13,884 --> 00:42:15,755 Shit! 645 00:42:33,643 --> 00:42:35,209 No, no, no, no. 646 00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:43,217 Come on... come on. 647 00:42:43,217 --> 00:42:45,437 Oh, fuck. 648 00:42:53,576 --> 00:42:55,055 Oh, Jesus! 649 00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:11,811 Oh, fuck. 650 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,385 Hello? 651 00:43:20,385 --> 00:43:21,908 Hey, did you get my text? 652 00:43:21,908 --> 00:43:24,911 Uh, no, no, I was running. 653 00:43:24,911 --> 00:43:26,652 I was calling the office. 654 00:43:26,652 --> 00:43:28,785 I thought you were supposed to be at work all day. 655 00:43:28,785 --> 00:43:30,177 I-- I left early. 656 00:43:30,177 --> 00:43:32,440 So where are you right now? 657 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,790 Um... 658 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:37,489 - Tom? - Running. 659 00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:38,882 Running. To the house? 660 00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:41,101 Yeah, wait-- why, where are you? 661 00:43:41,101 --> 00:43:43,016 Uh, errands, I'm running errands. 662 00:43:43,016 --> 00:43:45,018 Listen, I had to push the reservation up, 663 00:43:45,018 --> 00:43:47,064 so I'm on my way back now. 664 00:43:47,064 --> 00:43:50,154 Can you be ready by the time I'm there? 665 00:43:50,154 --> 00:43:52,460 How long? 666 00:43:54,158 --> 00:43:55,812 Hello? 667 00:43:58,597 --> 00:44:00,381 - Hello? - Um, just one second. 668 00:44:00,381 --> 00:44:02,862 One second, one second, I'm the middle of something. 669 00:44:02,862 --> 00:44:04,081 Um... 670 00:44:05,648 --> 00:44:07,693 45 minutes, 30 if I can beat traffic. 671 00:44:07,693 --> 00:44:09,695 Just let me wrap this up so I can get home. 672 00:44:09,695 --> 00:44:12,698 - I'll see you soon, okay? - Kristen will-- 673 00:45:10,669 --> 00:45:11,888 Come on. 674 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,806 Damn it. 675 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,813 Come on. 676 00:46:14,907 --> 00:46:16,213 What... 677 00:47:08,134 --> 00:47:10,093 Sorry guys, I found him. 678 00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:11,268 Hiding. 679 00:47:11,268 --> 00:47:12,835 What did you do to the poor man? 680 00:47:12,835 --> 00:47:14,837 Trust me, I look better than I feel. 681 00:47:14,837 --> 00:47:17,491 Don't listen to him. I think you look great. 682 00:47:17,491 --> 00:47:18,884 Thanks. 683 00:47:18,884 --> 00:47:20,668 Oh, hey, did you see the gift I brought you? 684 00:47:20,668 --> 00:47:22,888 No, not yet. 685 00:47:22,888 --> 00:47:23,976 PS-5. 686 00:47:23,976 --> 00:47:25,282 Ha-ha! You're welcome! 687 00:47:25,282 --> 00:47:28,981 Speaking of ruining surprises. 688 00:47:28,981 --> 00:47:30,722 I really hope I didn't mess anything up earlier. 689 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,506 These heels just don't mix with grass. 690 00:47:32,506 --> 00:47:34,595 I almost broke both my ankles sneaking around back here, 691 00:47:34,595 --> 00:47:37,685 and then my heels, they just hurt and I, I-- 692 00:47:37,685 --> 00:47:38,991 I feel like it is what it is, you know? 693 00:47:38,991 --> 00:47:40,514 She trips on her shadow. 694 00:47:40,514 --> 00:47:42,734 You're good... - Sneak attack! 695 00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,214 Life of the party. 696 00:47:44,214 --> 00:47:45,868 I've been looking for your ass everywhere, buddy. 697 00:47:45,868 --> 00:47:48,000 Cheers. Cheers. 698 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,090 Hello. 699 00:47:51,090 --> 00:47:52,875 Michael O'Neil. 700 00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:54,659 Regional Manager. 701 00:47:54,659 --> 00:47:55,878 Friends call me Mike. 702 00:47:55,878 --> 00:47:57,314 It's a pleasure to meet you. 703 00:47:57,314 --> 00:48:00,012 - Nice to meet you, Mike. - Nice to meet you, both. 704 00:48:00,012 --> 00:48:01,579 I wanted to tell you, 705 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:02,972 the guys and I are going to be hanging out in the back 706 00:48:02,972 --> 00:48:04,364 for a little while. 707 00:48:04,364 --> 00:48:06,410 Abe's got something he wants to show us. 708 00:48:06,410 --> 00:48:08,368 You know, if you're interested. 709 00:48:08,368 --> 00:48:11,632 Uh, maybe later. 710 00:48:11,632 --> 00:48:12,938 Yeah, no problem. 711 00:48:12,938 --> 00:48:14,592 I'll-- I'll come find you. 712 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,724 Not if I find you first. 713 00:48:16,724 --> 00:48:17,856 Ah huh. 714 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,727 Nice to meet you, man. 715 00:48:19,727 --> 00:48:22,121 - That's your boy? - Yo, yo, yo! 716 00:48:25,255 --> 00:48:26,386 No. 717 00:48:26,386 --> 00:48:28,911 Interesting. 718 00:48:28,911 --> 00:48:30,564 I'm sorry, I don't-- 719 00:48:30,564 --> 00:48:34,568 I don't know him and, um, that was really awkward, 720 00:48:34,568 --> 00:48:36,266 and... 721 00:48:36,266 --> 00:48:38,355 I'm going to go get some cake. 722 00:48:38,355 --> 00:48:40,618 Ah, sure, you are. 723 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:43,012 - No, hey, I didn't mean-- - With him. 724 00:48:43,012 --> 00:48:45,014 I'll be right back, I-- I promise. 725 00:48:45,014 --> 00:48:46,058 All right. 726 00:48:46,058 --> 00:48:48,234 Have fun. 727 00:49:04,947 --> 00:49:05,991 I'm not gonna hurt you! 728 00:49:07,079 --> 00:49:08,211 What-- stop! 729 00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:09,734 Look, just listen to me, please. 730 00:49:09,734 --> 00:49:10,996 You come any closer and I'll tell my dad 731 00:49:10,996 --> 00:49:12,171 everything I saw today. 732 00:49:12,171 --> 00:49:13,825 What, what, what did you see? 733 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:15,435 - You know what I saw. - Aiden. 734 00:49:15,435 --> 00:49:17,046 Take another step and I'll slit your throat. 735 00:49:17,046 --> 00:49:18,699 Slit my throat? What the fuck!? 736 00:49:18,699 --> 00:49:21,180 Relax! I just want the footage, 737 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:23,139 your drone footage. 738 00:49:23,139 --> 00:49:26,142 Why would I show you that? 739 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:30,668 Because I'm going to make you a deal you can't refuse. 740 00:49:32,713 --> 00:49:35,368 How much longer is this gonna take? 741 00:49:35,368 --> 00:49:37,501 You want the footage or not? 742 00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:43,768 Okay. 743 00:49:44,247 --> 00:49:45,248 Here. 744 00:49:52,733 --> 00:49:56,085 I can't believe you recorded all this. 745 00:49:56,085 --> 00:49:58,957 You're a sick, twisted kid, you know that, right? 746 00:49:58,957 --> 00:50:01,568 Me? You're the one doing it. 747 00:50:07,444 --> 00:50:09,402 Can you just leave the room, please, 748 00:50:09,402 --> 00:50:12,623 - so I can watch this alone? - You think I'm brand-new? 749 00:50:12,623 --> 00:50:14,059 You're just gonna delete the footage 750 00:50:14,059 --> 00:50:15,539 and cheat me out of a deal. 751 00:50:15,539 --> 00:50:18,455 Then turn around or close your eyes, something. 752 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,162 You really have a brand-new Play Station? 753 00:50:30,162 --> 00:50:31,642 Yes. 754 00:50:33,687 --> 00:50:37,430 - Can I-- - Yes, just be quiet! 755 00:50:41,869 --> 00:50:42,827 What? 756 00:50:42,827 --> 00:50:44,133 Hey, hey, hey. 757 00:50:44,133 --> 00:50:46,526 What is this, where's the rest of it? 758 00:50:46,526 --> 00:50:48,659 The rest... of what? 759 00:50:48,659 --> 00:50:50,095 Kid, the day I'm having, 760 00:50:50,095 --> 00:50:52,141 you do not want to mess with me right now. 761 00:50:52,141 --> 00:50:54,447 - That's everything. - Aiden. 762 00:50:54,447 --> 00:50:56,188 I swear. 763 00:50:59,365 --> 00:51:00,453 You're nothing but a little con artist, 764 00:51:00,453 --> 00:51:02,281 that's what you are. 765 00:51:09,114 --> 00:51:11,116 What is that? 766 00:51:38,274 --> 00:51:41,364 Oh, God damn it! 767 00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:43,670 Uh, don't tell Kristen 768 00:51:43,670 --> 00:51:47,500 you've caught me eating cake, please. 769 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,632 Keep this one between us. 770 00:51:48,632 --> 00:51:50,068 Yeah, good. 771 00:51:50,068 --> 00:51:51,896 Appreciate that. 772 00:51:51,896 --> 00:51:54,681 - Have a seat. - Nah, you look busy. 773 00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:57,597 I'm not, and it's okay. 774 00:51:57,597 --> 00:51:58,859 Sit down. 775 00:52:02,646 --> 00:52:04,300 I'm probably not gonna ask you again-- 776 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:08,130 ever, I mean, I don't mean right now, I mean ever. 777 00:52:08,130 --> 00:52:09,522 Have a seat. 778 00:52:21,665 --> 00:52:24,494 There you go, that almost looks comfortable. 779 00:52:26,148 --> 00:52:28,715 Look, I feel awful about what happened earlier. 780 00:52:28,715 --> 00:52:31,327 I should've never let it get that far. 781 00:52:31,327 --> 00:52:34,982 Well, that's what a midlife crisis will do for you. 782 00:52:34,982 --> 00:52:37,333 And for the record, I do not think 783 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:40,945 you're the biggest asshole that ever lived. 784 00:52:40,945 --> 00:52:44,340 I just always wanted better for my daughter, that's all. 785 00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:46,124 You can understand that. 786 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:52,174 Yeah, I screwed up real, real bad. 787 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:57,309 I wish I could feign surprise. 788 00:52:59,703 --> 00:53:02,009 On the day of your wedding, 789 00:53:02,009 --> 00:53:05,317 Kristen said something to her mom and I, 790 00:53:05,317 --> 00:53:08,973 very afraid that she loved you too much, 791 00:53:08,973 --> 00:53:11,062 that you could hurt her. 792 00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:14,370 She was afraid what she would forgive, 793 00:53:14,370 --> 00:53:17,155 the depths of her own sadness she could reach 794 00:53:17,155 --> 00:53:20,027 just to be with you. 795 00:53:20,027 --> 00:53:22,029 I told her she was crazy. 796 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,120 Thanks for proving me wrong. 797 00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:31,125 I got lucky with Lorraine, she forgave me my infidelity. 798 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:35,521 But... that doesn't mean I don't curse myself 799 00:53:35,521 --> 00:53:36,609 every single day. 800 00:53:36,609 --> 00:53:39,830 It's burned in there, deep. 801 00:53:39,830 --> 00:53:42,528 You don't want that. 802 00:53:42,528 --> 00:53:44,617 You don't want any part of that. 803 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,757 I-- I don't know what to say. 804 00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:58,240 Whatever this is, 805 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:01,721 whatever this is, 806 00:54:01,721 --> 00:54:03,462 fix it. 807 00:54:04,811 --> 00:54:05,943 Not just for your family, 808 00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:08,467 but for your own peace of mind. 809 00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:14,778 You don't want that burning a hole in your head, so... 810 00:54:20,392 --> 00:54:21,959 - This is where we are! - What's up boss man? 811 00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:24,309 We were just looking for a place to, you know. 812 00:54:24,309 --> 00:54:26,137 It's fine, we were just all clearing out of here. 813 00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:27,704 Aw, come on, don't be a Debbie Dow-- 814 00:54:27,704 --> 00:54:31,316 Hey, Abe over here has got some serious dank. 815 00:54:31,316 --> 00:54:32,274 You wanna get in? Come on. 816 00:54:32,274 --> 00:54:33,231 Come on. 817 00:54:33,231 --> 00:54:34,101 All tap in. 818 00:54:34,101 --> 00:54:35,102 Pops? 819 00:54:35,102 --> 00:54:38,367 Enjoy, fellas, besides... 820 00:54:38,367 --> 00:54:40,456 I've done more drugs than you'll ever look at. 821 00:54:40,456 --> 00:54:43,241 I don't think drugs are your thing, too weak. 822 00:54:45,461 --> 00:54:46,679 My man. 823 00:54:46,679 --> 00:54:48,768 - I like him. - I like him, too. 824 00:54:48,768 --> 00:54:51,902 - Hop up on this. - Careful! Careful! 825 00:54:51,902 --> 00:54:53,164 Come on, careful. 826 00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:54,905 Hey, man, relax. You need to hit this. 827 00:54:55,862 --> 00:54:57,299 Now, I'm warning y'all. 828 00:54:57,299 --> 00:54:59,170 This is some strong-ass shit, all right? 829 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:00,389 Ooh, yes! 830 00:55:00,389 --> 00:55:02,608 Yo, this party is litty titty, 831 00:55:02,608 --> 00:55:03,653 up here in the burbs. 832 00:55:03,653 --> 00:55:04,915 Cheers, yeah. 833 00:55:04,915 --> 00:55:08,179 Yeah, just go easy on the bin, okay? 834 00:55:11,617 --> 00:55:13,140 So, uh... 835 00:55:13,140 --> 00:55:15,360 Where were you at earlier today, huh? 836 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,492 - What? - Mm-hmm. 837 00:55:16,492 --> 00:55:18,145 - Uh-huh. - What? 838 00:55:18,145 --> 00:55:20,365 Yeah, man, we was gonna invite you to lunch, but... 839 00:55:20,365 --> 00:55:23,890 your assistant said that you took off early or something. 840 00:55:23,890 --> 00:55:26,371 Yes, sir. - Yeah, she did say that, 841 00:55:26,371 --> 00:55:29,331 because I-- I did, I just wanted to get out of there. 842 00:55:29,331 --> 00:55:30,680 You're hiding something, Tommy, or... 843 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,377 Ah... yes. 844 00:55:32,377 --> 00:55:34,771 - What did you hid from us? - What are you doing, man? 845 00:55:34,771 --> 00:55:36,033 Let us in on it, come on. 846 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:37,208 Come on. 847 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:39,689 What you hiding, man, huh? 848 00:55:39,689 --> 00:55:41,821 Come on, boss man... 849 00:55:41,821 --> 00:55:43,170 What's the roll, man? You sure? 850 00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:44,737 Any big deals on the horizon 851 00:55:44,737 --> 00:55:46,260 that we should be excited about? 852 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:48,001 - Mm-hmm. - Full disclosure. 853 00:55:48,001 --> 00:55:49,220 Come on, come on. 854 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:52,092 Sorry, sorry to disappoint, guys. 855 00:55:52,092 --> 00:55:53,398 All right. 856 00:55:53,398 --> 00:55:55,487 - That's all you, boss man. - Yeah! 857 00:55:55,487 --> 00:55:57,402 Birthday boy's gotta do the honors, come on. 858 00:55:57,402 --> 00:55:59,404 No, no, no, I'm-- I'm not gonna do any of that. 859 00:55:59,404 --> 00:56:01,667 What? 860 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:03,713 No, no, no, no, no, no. 861 00:56:03,713 --> 00:56:04,975 He's got a point. 862 00:56:04,975 --> 00:56:06,455 This is the birthday boy, okay. 863 00:56:06,455 --> 00:56:09,066 If he wants to be a pussy, he can be a... 864 00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:10,589 He can be pussy. 865 00:56:10,589 --> 00:56:13,244 No, no, no. You're right, you're right. 866 00:56:13,244 --> 00:56:15,638 - Pussies get fucked. - Today you came out of a pussy, 867 00:56:15,638 --> 00:56:16,769 so you have the right to be one, also. 868 00:56:18,162 --> 00:56:20,164 Guys, it's just that my kids are here. 869 00:56:20,164 --> 00:56:21,513 Aw, man, fuck the kids! 870 00:56:21,513 --> 00:56:22,775 Nobody cares about your kids. 871 00:56:22,775 --> 00:56:23,994 Yeah! 872 00:56:23,994 --> 00:56:25,430 Do you know what would be really fun 873 00:56:25,430 --> 00:56:27,476 is if we just all went back to the party! 874 00:56:27,476 --> 00:56:29,347 - Oh... hell, no. - One hit and we're... 875 00:56:29,347 --> 00:56:31,958 Hit this, come on. 876 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,352 Birthday hit, birthday hit, birthday hit. 877 00:56:34,352 --> 00:56:35,484 - Come on, guys. - Birthday hit, 878 00:56:35,484 --> 00:56:36,572 birthday hit... 879 00:56:36,572 --> 00:56:39,401 Birthday hit, birthday hit... 880 00:56:39,401 --> 00:56:40,967 Careful! Careful of the bin! 881 00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:45,145 Birthday hit, birthday hit! 882 00:56:45,145 --> 00:56:46,408 What's that? 883 00:56:46,408 --> 00:56:47,713 What, what? 884 00:56:47,713 --> 00:56:49,062 Oh, that, no, no, no, no. 885 00:56:49,062 --> 00:56:50,324 That's mold. 886 00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:51,456 Here, give me the joint, 887 00:56:51,456 --> 00:56:52,457 give me the joint. 888 00:56:52,457 --> 00:56:54,067 Yeah! 889 00:56:54,067 --> 00:56:56,548 Aw, yeah! 890 00:56:56,548 --> 00:56:59,116 Birthday hit! 891 00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:00,726 That's my boy. 892 00:57:00,726 --> 00:57:02,249 Birthday joint, birthday joint, 893 00:57:02,249 --> 00:57:07,994 birthday joint, birthday joint. 894 00:57:12,521 --> 00:57:13,739 What the fuck was that? 895 00:57:13,739 --> 00:57:15,045 Aw, that's just sad. 896 00:57:15,045 --> 00:57:16,263 You're like a beat up old woman. 897 00:57:16,263 --> 00:57:17,221 Man, you're over there sippin' tea. 898 00:57:17,221 --> 00:57:18,527 Hit that shit, dude. 899 00:57:18,527 --> 00:57:21,878 Hit that shit, inhale from your balls. 900 00:57:21,878 --> 00:57:24,446 Diaphragm... 901 00:58:04,877 --> 00:58:08,402 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who is that guy by my wife? 902 00:58:09,926 --> 00:58:11,101 The hot one? 903 00:58:11,101 --> 00:58:12,537 You don't know? 904 00:58:12,537 --> 00:58:13,799 Let's fuck his ass up. 905 00:58:13,799 --> 00:58:15,148 I feel like I do, 906 00:58:15,148 --> 00:58:18,543 I just can't figure out from where. 907 00:58:18,543 --> 00:58:20,197 Yeah, that's the worst. 908 00:58:20,197 --> 00:58:21,546 Oh, my God. 909 00:58:21,546 --> 00:58:22,895 - Huh? - My knees are water. 910 00:58:22,895 --> 00:58:25,507 Knees are what? What? 911 00:58:25,507 --> 00:58:28,379 I told you not to take that last hit! 912 00:58:34,037 --> 00:58:35,473 Hey, can I talk to you? 913 00:58:35,473 --> 00:58:38,650 Hey, I thought you were going to get cake. 914 00:58:38,650 --> 00:58:39,912 What? 915 00:58:39,912 --> 00:58:42,567 You said you were going to get some cake. 916 00:58:42,567 --> 00:58:45,265 Oh, yeah, right, I ate it. 917 00:58:45,265 --> 00:58:47,224 - Was it good? - It was delicious. 918 00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:49,922 Was it? Good. 919 00:58:54,187 --> 00:58:56,015 Hey, man, I'm Kevin. 920 00:58:56,015 --> 00:58:59,541 Oh, sorry, this is Kevin. 921 00:59:05,111 --> 00:59:06,504 I'm sorry. 922 00:59:06,504 --> 00:59:09,115 It's been a really long day. 923 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:13,337 - Okay, um... - Yeah, I'm sure. 924 00:59:13,337 --> 00:59:15,948 As I was telling your beautiful wife, here. 925 00:59:15,948 --> 00:59:19,778 That, uh... I'm just trying to find my wife. 926 00:59:24,957 --> 00:59:29,440 She's beautiful. Thank you. 927 00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:37,013 I-- I don't... 928 00:59:39,755 --> 00:59:41,844 I don't know her. 929 00:59:44,237 --> 00:59:46,805 Just, I was able to get into her Uber account, 930 00:59:46,805 --> 00:59:49,634 and the last location she came to was here. 931 00:59:49,634 --> 00:59:52,158 And now I'm trying not to panic, but... 932 00:59:52,158 --> 00:59:54,291 Her phone keeps going to voicemail. 933 00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,075 Which is odd because we talk all the time. 934 00:59:56,075 --> 00:59:58,817 Yeah, Tom? 935 01:00:01,559 --> 01:00:02,908 Hey, hey. 936 01:00:02,908 --> 01:00:04,736 You drove grandpa here this afternoon, right? 937 01:00:04,736 --> 01:00:06,651 Ew, Dad, you look deranged. 938 01:00:06,651 --> 01:00:07,957 Rose, for the love of God, 939 01:00:07,957 --> 01:00:09,567 please just answer the question. 940 01:00:09,567 --> 01:00:12,265 Okay, yes, I drove him here. 941 01:00:12,265 --> 01:00:13,397 Do you guys want some cake? 942 01:00:13,397 --> 01:00:14,746 Not now, Alex. 943 01:00:14,746 --> 01:00:16,052 And your mom, 944 01:00:16,052 --> 01:00:17,619 she didn't pick him up today because... 945 01:00:17,619 --> 01:00:19,316 She still had to pick up the cake 946 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,100 and then she had to get the food, so whatever, yeah, 947 01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:22,449 she asked me to do it. 948 01:00:22,449 --> 01:00:24,321 So she was out all day. 949 01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:25,757 - Yeah. - You're sure. 950 01:00:25,757 --> 01:00:27,498 - Yes! - How? How do you know 951 01:00:27,498 --> 01:00:29,108 she wasn't here at the house? 952 01:00:29,108 --> 01:00:31,023 Because I literally was on the phone with her 953 01:00:31,023 --> 01:00:32,503 all afternoon while she was at the store and everything. 954 01:00:32,503 --> 01:00:35,419 It's true, I was with her all day. 955 01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:37,769 How high are you right now? 956 01:00:37,769 --> 01:00:40,076 Really, how fucking high are you right now? 957 01:00:40,076 --> 01:00:42,469 I thought we agreed to get through this night together. 958 01:00:42,469 --> 01:00:44,384 I thought you and I agreed 959 01:00:44,384 --> 01:00:45,864 to get through this night together. 960 01:00:45,864 --> 01:00:48,693 - Yeah I thought too, but-- - Look at you. 961 01:00:48,693 --> 01:00:50,477 How do you know that guy? 962 01:00:50,477 --> 01:00:51,870 What guy? 963 01:00:51,870 --> 01:00:53,263 The one you were just all buddy-buddy with 964 01:00:53,263 --> 01:00:55,613 a second ago. 965 01:00:55,613 --> 01:00:57,397 Are you jealous of a guest? 966 01:00:57,397 --> 01:00:58,877 I don't know. 967 01:00:58,877 --> 01:01:02,228 No, no, Kristen, I'm just trying to piece this together! 968 01:01:02,228 --> 01:01:04,622 You need to get a fucking grip right now. 969 01:01:04,622 --> 01:01:06,015 Calm the fuck down. 970 01:01:06,015 --> 01:01:08,017 You're acting insane, okay? 971 01:01:08,017 --> 01:01:09,975 I don't know. 972 01:01:09,975 --> 01:01:11,629 Why are you doing this? 973 01:01:11,629 --> 01:01:13,500 Why am I doing what, Tom? 974 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,851 I'm not doing anything, I thought you knew him-- 975 01:01:15,851 --> 01:01:17,069 Then why is he here? 976 01:01:17,069 --> 01:01:19,028 I don't know, why he's here. 977 01:01:19,028 --> 01:01:20,029 I don't know him, 978 01:01:20,029 --> 01:01:21,639 I thought you knew him, 979 01:01:21,639 --> 01:01:24,729 I don't know, I never met the man before in my life. 980 01:01:24,729 --> 01:01:25,730 Okay? 981 01:01:25,730 --> 01:01:27,950 Now calm the fuck down. 982 01:01:29,691 --> 01:01:32,389 Maybe you should just ask him yourself? 983 01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:33,738 Maybe. 984 01:01:33,738 --> 01:01:35,740 You're scaring the shit out of me right now. 985 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:36,872 And the kids. 986 01:01:36,872 --> 01:01:39,657 Okay. Okay, okay, no one panic. 987 01:01:39,657 --> 01:01:42,616 But that guy over there is a very dangerous man. 988 01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:45,489 Don't talk to him-- don't even look at him. 989 01:01:45,489 --> 01:01:47,709 But don't worry, I got this. 990 01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:49,014 Okay, you need to stop. 991 01:01:49,014 --> 01:01:50,494 You do not-- stop. 992 01:01:50,494 --> 01:01:51,843 Knock it off, Tom. 993 01:01:51,843 --> 01:01:53,149 I'm not letting him get away with this. 994 01:01:53,149 --> 01:01:54,498 Get away with what? 995 01:01:54,498 --> 01:01:57,327 It's time to expose this mother-- 996 01:01:57,327 --> 01:01:59,982 - Tom. - This guy. 997 01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:02,506 - Tom... Tom... - I gotta do something. 998 01:02:02,506 --> 01:02:03,681 Fuck. Stop! 999 01:02:13,865 --> 01:02:15,258 It's a set-up. 1000 01:02:15,258 --> 01:02:18,043 That's all this is-- he's trying to set you up. 1001 01:02:18,043 --> 01:02:19,436 But you're smarter than he is. 1002 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:21,003 So everything's going to be fine. 1003 01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:23,266 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 1004 01:02:23,266 --> 01:02:28,662 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 1005 01:02:50,293 --> 01:02:56,081 One second. 1006 01:02:57,256 --> 01:02:58,954 Hey, it's me. 1007 01:02:58,954 --> 01:02:59,998 Okay, sorry. 1008 01:02:59,998 --> 01:03:01,304 It's a nice bathroom. 1009 01:03:01,304 --> 01:03:02,871 Look, I may be overstepping here, 1010 01:03:02,871 --> 01:03:04,960 but truth is, I really care about you, dude, 1011 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,613 so I'm just gonna lay it all out there, 1012 01:03:06,613 --> 01:03:11,227 because I am absolutely done with the bullshit, okay? 1013 01:03:11,227 --> 01:03:12,837 I can make people. 1014 01:03:12,837 --> 01:03:14,317 Before you say anything, I know what you're thinking. 1015 01:03:14,317 --> 01:03:15,971 You got it all together, right? 1016 01:03:15,971 --> 01:03:17,973 That you can handle all of this shit on your own. 1017 01:03:17,973 --> 01:03:20,149 I get it. Listen to me. 1018 01:03:20,149 --> 01:03:21,803 I've been watching you, 1019 01:03:21,803 --> 01:03:25,197 and I know, okay? 1020 01:03:25,197 --> 01:03:28,374 You've been taking early lunches, 1021 01:03:28,374 --> 01:03:32,074 coming into work, smiling and shit, right? 1022 01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:34,250 Hell, I've been watching you all night, 1023 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,774 run around, looking over your shoulder and shit. 1024 01:03:36,774 --> 01:03:40,560 Okay? I know exactly what's going on. 1025 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,001 You really need a new account. 1026 01:03:46,001 --> 01:03:47,567 And I want to be a part of it. 1027 01:03:47,567 --> 01:03:49,743 Now, look, before you say anything, 1028 01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:51,049 I know exactly why you didn't 1029 01:03:51,049 --> 01:03:52,834 say anything in front of the boys. 1030 01:03:52,834 --> 01:03:55,358 I get it, you can't trust those fucking tadpoles. 1031 01:03:55,358 --> 01:03:57,316 But not me, no. 1032 01:03:57,316 --> 01:03:58,927 I want to be your partner. 1033 01:03:58,927 --> 01:04:03,235 I am standing here, in real time, with you, 1034 01:04:03,235 --> 01:04:05,063 wanting to be your partner. 1035 01:04:07,979 --> 01:04:10,112 We're just middle management, Mike. 1036 01:04:10,112 --> 01:04:11,504 Duh-duh-duh-duh. 1037 01:04:11,504 --> 01:04:13,245 For now, for now. 1038 01:04:13,245 --> 01:04:16,205 Yeah, look, I want to go all the way with you. 1039 01:04:16,205 --> 01:04:18,163 And don't, don't worry, 1040 01:04:18,163 --> 01:04:19,556 I'm not gonna press the fucking details 1041 01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:21,036 and I'm not gonna ask for your trust. 1042 01:04:21,036 --> 01:04:22,864 I'm going to earn it, 1043 01:04:22,864 --> 01:04:27,216 and I'm going to earn it starting with... 1044 01:04:27,216 --> 01:04:30,001 this! 1045 01:04:30,001 --> 01:04:32,699 Is that cocaine? 1046 01:04:32,699 --> 01:04:35,006 I have no fuckin' idea, but it could be. 1047 01:04:35,006 --> 01:04:36,965 Yeah, it is the ultimate bonding experience, 1048 01:04:36,965 --> 01:04:39,532 and I ain't gonna let you leave this restaurant 1049 01:04:39,532 --> 01:04:42,666 until you jump on this fuckin' wagon with me 1050 01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:45,887 and join me for the ride. 1051 01:04:46,975 --> 01:04:48,498 What do you say? Okay? 1052 01:04:48,498 --> 01:04:50,935 Happy birthday, motherfucker, huh? 1053 01:04:50,935 --> 01:04:53,546 Come on, let's get into it, dude! 1054 01:04:57,768 --> 01:04:59,552 Keep the party going-- I need five. 1055 01:04:59,552 --> 01:05:01,424 On it. 1056 01:05:05,645 --> 01:05:08,866 Hey, it's time, you set "Despacito"? 1057 01:05:08,866 --> 01:05:11,782 Yeah, could you... 1058 01:05:25,709 --> 01:05:27,624 She ended up owning a wine tasting 1059 01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,669 and chemical peel clinic. 1060 01:05:29,669 --> 01:05:31,976 I was her little tryout. 1061 01:05:31,976 --> 01:05:35,849 My face is going to be better than a baby's ass! 1062 01:05:39,897 --> 01:05:41,899 You have no idea what I'm risking being with you. 1063 01:05:41,899 --> 01:05:43,945 If Kevin found out, he would, 1064 01:05:43,945 --> 01:05:45,555 he'd be really smart and really ruthless. 1065 01:05:45,555 --> 01:05:47,209 I'm just trying to find my wife. 1066 01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:50,603 And the last location she came to was here. 1067 01:05:58,350 --> 01:06:00,700 What is he doing? 1068 01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:02,528 I don't know. 1069 01:06:03,573 --> 01:06:05,444 This is so sad. 1070 01:06:05,444 --> 01:06:07,620 Also kind of beautiful. 1071 01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:10,972 Maybe it's just me, but I feel moved. 1072 01:06:10,972 --> 01:06:14,845 Yeah, I'm gonna go find Mom so she could put him to bed. 1073 01:06:21,156 --> 01:06:24,463 Tom? Tom, please, Tom! 1074 01:06:28,641 --> 01:06:29,947 Hey, Thomas. 1075 01:06:29,947 --> 01:06:31,514 Are you okay? 1076 01:06:31,514 --> 01:06:33,516 Hey, man, you don't look so good-- you all right? 1077 01:06:33,516 --> 01:06:35,170 Yeah, I just gotta find him. 1078 01:06:35,170 --> 01:06:36,954 Okay, wait, I think you're too high, look, 1079 01:06:36,954 --> 01:06:40,001 why don't you stand by Lilly, I'll go grab Kristen. 1080 01:06:41,045 --> 01:06:43,482 Yeah, I got it, I got it... 1081 01:06:43,482 --> 01:06:44,831 Tom. 1082 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,226 Oh, hey, look, hey, 1083 01:06:48,226 --> 01:06:49,923 I didn't mean to catch you off-guard. 1084 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:51,621 Yeah, I know who you are, Kevin, 1085 01:06:51,621 --> 01:06:52,926 and I know why you're really here, 1086 01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:55,494 so let's just cut the bullshit. 1087 01:06:55,494 --> 01:06:56,800 The what? 1088 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,062 Came back to the scene. 1089 01:06:58,062 --> 01:06:59,368 For what? 1090 01:06:59,368 --> 01:07:01,587 So you could go watch my life unravel? 1091 01:07:01,587 --> 01:07:03,763 How long have you been planning this for? 1092 01:07:03,763 --> 01:07:05,200 What the fuck? 1093 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,897 I'm just trying to find my wife. 1094 01:07:06,897 --> 01:07:08,420 Yeah, nice try. 1095 01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:09,900 But I already know everything, 1096 01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:12,337 and I'm not letting you get away with it. 1097 01:07:12,337 --> 01:07:13,338 Okay... 1098 01:07:13,338 --> 01:07:14,774 Here's what's gonna happen. 1099 01:07:14,774 --> 01:07:16,254 You and I are gonna go inside, 1100 01:07:16,254 --> 01:07:19,170 and we're going to discuss things there. 1101 01:07:19,170 --> 01:07:22,086 Let's go-- now. 1102 01:07:22,086 --> 01:07:23,435 Now. 1103 01:07:23,435 --> 01:07:25,350 - There? - Yeah. 1104 01:07:28,875 --> 01:07:30,007 I don't know where I'm going. 1105 01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:32,314 Straight up the stairs. 1106 01:07:34,446 --> 01:07:35,447 Is she up there? 1107 01:07:35,447 --> 01:07:37,667 What? No. Just keep moving. 1108 01:07:39,495 --> 01:07:41,540 Don't even look at me. Okay. Fuck. 1109 01:07:44,717 --> 01:07:46,850 - Was that necessary? - I want you to think about 1110 01:07:46,850 --> 01:07:48,982 how quickly this can go bad. 1111 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,288 Hannah warned me about you. 1112 01:07:50,288 --> 01:07:54,205 All I have to do is claim self-defense. 1113 01:07:54,205 --> 01:07:55,163 Wait a second. 1114 01:07:55,163 --> 01:07:56,686 So you do know Hannah. 1115 01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:57,948 You know my wife? 1116 01:07:57,948 --> 01:07:59,515 What the hell, man. 1117 01:07:59,515 --> 01:08:02,431 I want to see my wife, or you take me to her. 1118 01:08:02,431 --> 01:08:03,780 Why would you ask me that? 1119 01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:05,347 Where is she? 1120 01:08:05,347 --> 01:08:07,175 I am not going to tell you that. 1121 01:08:07,175 --> 01:08:11,831 Just take me to my wife, right now! 1122 01:08:11,831 --> 01:08:13,137 No. 1123 01:08:13,137 --> 01:08:14,791 Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. 1124 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:16,009 Okay, hold on. 1125 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:17,837 Hey, I can tell you right now, 1126 01:08:17,837 --> 01:08:21,014 you and I, we are not on the same page. 1127 01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:22,407 No shit. 1128 01:08:22,407 --> 01:08:24,279 I'm a pacifist, okay? 1129 01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:26,803 I'm all about non-violent resolution. 1130 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,936 Yeah, but you're okay hitting your wife, right? 1131 01:08:29,936 --> 01:08:32,200 What? I never hit anybody. 1132 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,636 Then why would she say that? 1133 01:08:33,636 --> 01:08:34,941 I don't know, I don't know. 1134 01:08:34,941 --> 01:08:37,074 Okay? She's done a lot of crazy shit. 1135 01:08:37,074 --> 01:08:39,903 Hey, whatever she said. 1136 01:08:39,903 --> 01:08:41,165 Tom, is it? 1137 01:08:41,165 --> 01:08:45,038 Okay, she's messing with your head. 1138 01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:46,649 You may think you know her, 1139 01:08:46,649 --> 01:08:50,870 but I promise you, you don't know her like I know her. 1140 01:08:50,870 --> 01:08:53,221 Okay, fine, just don't point that thing at me! 1141 01:08:53,221 --> 01:08:55,614 I'm deathly afraid of guns. 1142 01:08:55,614 --> 01:08:58,487 You fucking disgust me. 1143 01:08:58,487 --> 01:09:00,271 Just tell me what the hell you want. 1144 01:09:00,271 --> 01:09:03,796 Whatever it is, whatever it is, I'll do it. 1145 01:09:03,796 --> 01:09:06,103 Nothing had to be like this. 1146 01:09:06,103 --> 01:09:09,585 And then you had to come and ruin everything! 1147 01:09:09,585 --> 01:09:12,065 But you went way too far, man. 1148 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:15,765 Okay. 1149 01:09:15,765 --> 01:09:17,984 And now we're all fucked. 1150 01:09:38,309 --> 01:09:40,790 Stop, stop, stop it, stop it, stop it. 1151 01:09:40,790 --> 01:09:44,010 I'm gonna, I'm gonna pass out. 1152 01:09:44,010 --> 01:09:46,187 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1153 01:09:46,187 --> 01:09:48,711 Did you fuck my wife? 1154 01:11:12,925 --> 01:11:15,276 Dick. 1155 01:11:19,584 --> 01:11:21,107 Come on. 1156 01:11:32,815 --> 01:11:34,730 Dad? 1157 01:11:34,730 --> 01:11:36,427 Shit. 1158 01:11:37,776 --> 01:11:39,909 This is not... 1159 01:11:39,909 --> 01:11:41,519 Come with me. 1160 01:11:41,519 --> 01:11:43,173 Uh, wait, who is that? 1161 01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:45,480 - Come on. - What the fuck happened? 1162 01:11:49,179 --> 01:11:53,357 Okay, I know that probably looks... 1163 01:11:53,357 --> 01:11:54,924 really bad, 1164 01:11:54,924 --> 01:11:57,274 and it doesn't make much sense, 1165 01:11:57,274 --> 01:11:58,580 but I promise you, 1166 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,364 I'm going to explain everything later. 1167 01:12:00,364 --> 01:12:03,367 Just don't say anything until after I have a chance 1168 01:12:03,367 --> 01:12:06,196 to speak to your mom, please. 1169 01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:08,372 Everything's going to be fine. 1170 01:12:08,372 --> 01:12:09,591 I'm going to fix this. 1171 01:12:09,591 --> 01:12:10,983 Yeah, kind of keep saying that, 1172 01:12:10,983 --> 01:12:14,509 and everything keeps getting worse. 1173 01:12:14,509 --> 01:12:17,686 Alex, I need to know you're not gonna say anything-- 1174 01:12:17,686 --> 01:12:20,558 not to Rose, not your mom, not anyone. 1175 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:29,045 Please, kid, I really need you trust me on this. 1176 01:12:32,135 --> 01:12:33,092 Okay. 1177 01:12:33,092 --> 01:12:34,442 Thank you. 1178 01:12:34,442 --> 01:12:36,879 Thank you, thank you so much. 1179 01:12:36,879 --> 01:12:39,011 That means the world to me. 1180 01:12:45,540 --> 01:12:47,672 Is that her husband? 1181 01:12:56,246 --> 01:12:58,553 Who's husband? 1182 01:12:58,553 --> 01:13:00,032 The woman, Dad. 1183 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:04,559 The one from the pool. 1184 01:13:13,263 --> 01:13:14,438 I need you to tell me exactly 1185 01:13:14,438 --> 01:13:16,788 what it is you're talking about. 1186 01:13:18,355 --> 01:13:20,226 I just wanted to help. 1187 01:13:25,536 --> 01:13:27,799 - What did you do, Alex? - I'm sorry, I-- 1188 01:13:27,799 --> 01:13:31,499 I didn't know her husband was gonna show up. Fuck. 1189 01:13:31,499 --> 01:13:33,588 Okay, okay, Alex, Alex. 1190 01:13:35,546 --> 01:13:38,767 What did you do? 1191 01:13:38,767 --> 01:13:39,985 I... 1192 01:13:39,985 --> 01:13:41,987 I called your office and they said 1193 01:13:41,987 --> 01:13:44,512 that you took the afternoon off. 1194 01:13:44,512 --> 01:13:46,035 I just wanted to come over and see 1195 01:13:46,035 --> 01:13:48,733 if you wanted to hang out before dinner, so... 1196 01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:53,390 I came over, and I heard voices in the backyard. 1197 01:13:53,390 --> 01:13:56,132 So I walked around to see if you were back there. 1198 01:14:08,536 --> 01:14:10,668 But I heard her talking, too, about leaving Mom, 1199 01:14:10,668 --> 01:14:14,716 and it just-- I knew that you didn't want to, but... 1200 01:14:14,716 --> 01:14:17,458 she wouldn't take no for an answer. 1201 01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:23,812 It all happened so fast. 1202 01:15:38,930 --> 01:15:42,717 I was so scared on how you'd react, so I ran. 1203 01:15:43,979 --> 01:15:45,458 But when I came back for the party, 1204 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:46,851 and everything had been taken care of, 1205 01:15:46,851 --> 01:15:49,288 and the cops weren't called, 1206 01:15:49,288 --> 01:15:51,900 I knew that we were in this together. 1207 01:15:53,641 --> 01:15:55,773 But her fucking husband has to show up, 1208 01:15:55,773 --> 01:15:58,341 - and what, is he dead, too? - No, no, no, no. 1209 01:15:58,341 --> 01:16:01,257 No, no, no, no, he's not, he's not, he's not dead. 1210 01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:02,824 Look, we had-- we had a fight, 1211 01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:05,566 he's unconsciousness, that's all you saw. 1212 01:16:10,092 --> 01:16:13,443 Okay. Okay. 1213 01:16:14,444 --> 01:16:16,838 What if we make it look like he did it, 1214 01:16:16,838 --> 01:16:18,361 and we can clear both of our names of this 1215 01:16:18,361 --> 01:16:20,668 and Mom never has to know. 1216 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:23,801 Would that work? 1217 01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:29,198 Dad? Just please tell me that'll work, 1218 01:16:29,198 --> 01:16:31,504 could we just do something? 1219 01:16:32,636 --> 01:16:34,290 - No, Dad. - It's okay, it's okay. 1220 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:36,074 Dad, no. 1221 01:16:36,074 --> 01:16:38,686 What are we gonna do? 1222 01:16:38,686 --> 01:16:39,817 I'm gonna fix this. 1223 01:16:39,817 --> 01:16:42,603 You're not good at that. 1224 01:16:43,778 --> 01:16:45,388 - Quick, grab his feet, quick. - What? 1225 01:16:45,388 --> 01:16:47,390 - His feet, grab them. - Okay. 1226 01:16:47,390 --> 01:16:48,565 To the closet on three. 1227 01:16:48,565 --> 01:16:49,740 One, two, three. 1228 01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:51,873 What the fuck are you doing? 1229 01:16:51,873 --> 01:16:55,050 What are you doing? 1230 01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:56,878 - What are-- - Okay, okay. 1231 01:16:56,878 --> 01:16:58,531 Nobody move. 1232 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:00,490 No one's going anywhere until we figure this all out. 1233 01:17:00,490 --> 01:17:02,448 What kind of sick shit are you two doing? 1234 01:17:02,448 --> 01:17:04,363 This is not what it looks like. 1235 01:17:04,363 --> 01:17:07,062 Oh, my God, is that a gun? 1236 01:17:07,062 --> 01:17:09,151 Oh, shit. 1237 01:17:09,151 --> 01:17:10,108 Yes. 1238 01:17:10,108 --> 01:17:11,414 Alex, come here. 1239 01:17:11,414 --> 01:17:12,676 Alex, come behind Mom, right now. 1240 01:17:12,676 --> 01:17:13,982 Kristen, I can explain. 1241 01:17:13,982 --> 01:17:15,157 You stay there. 1242 01:17:15,157 --> 01:17:17,028 Don't you fucking move. 1243 01:17:17,028 --> 01:17:18,334 Don't you dare move. 1244 01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,596 Alex, please... 1245 01:17:19,596 --> 01:17:21,119 No, Mom, this isn't his fault, okay? 1246 01:17:21,119 --> 01:17:22,381 He was just trying to help! 1247 01:17:22,381 --> 01:17:24,906 Alex, just let me explain. 1248 01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,473 Just give me five minutes, I'll explain everything. 1249 01:17:27,473 --> 01:17:29,258 Then you can go downstairs and call the cops yourself, 1250 01:17:29,258 --> 01:17:30,781 - if you want. - Dad, no, we ca-- 1251 01:17:30,781 --> 01:17:32,914 Look, I will tell you everything. 1252 01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:35,438 Anything you wanna know, just give me five minutes 1253 01:17:35,438 --> 01:17:38,093 before we all make this even worse. 1254 01:17:38,093 --> 01:17:39,224 No bullshit. 1255 01:17:39,224 --> 01:17:40,617 Tell me the fucking truth. 1256 01:17:40,617 --> 01:17:43,098 What the fuck is going on right now? 1257 01:17:46,275 --> 01:17:48,494 I've been having an affair. 1258 01:17:52,716 --> 01:17:55,110 Did you hear what I just said? 1259 01:17:55,110 --> 01:17:56,677 You think I'm stupid? 1260 01:17:56,677 --> 01:17:58,853 Really? You think I'm that dumb? 1261 01:17:58,853 --> 01:18:00,593 Of course I know. 1262 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,247 I've known for months. 1263 01:18:04,032 --> 01:18:06,164 - You did? - Yes, I did. 1264 01:18:06,164 --> 01:18:08,601 I've been meeting with lawyers, so... 1265 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,342 Happy birthday, surprise. 1266 01:18:10,342 --> 01:18:13,084 - You were gonna leave me? - This is not about me! 1267 01:18:13,084 --> 01:18:16,044 Fucking selfish prick, are you kidding me right now? 1268 01:18:16,044 --> 01:18:18,220 Why is he on the ground, tied up? 1269 01:18:18,220 --> 01:18:19,482 What the fuck is going on? 1270 01:18:19,482 --> 01:18:21,527 Right, I was getting to that. 1271 01:18:21,527 --> 01:18:22,833 You're not talking fast enough. 1272 01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:24,356 Fucking say what you need to say. 1273 01:18:24,356 --> 01:18:28,752 Look, I just need everyone to know that... 1274 01:18:28,752 --> 01:18:31,668 this is the absolute lowest moment of my life. 1275 01:18:31,668 --> 01:18:34,627 No shit, Tom, no shit. 1276 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,586 I mean... 1277 01:18:36,586 --> 01:18:37,979 I'm so sorry. 1278 01:18:42,461 --> 01:18:44,246 I'm a liar. 1279 01:18:44,246 --> 01:18:45,856 A cheat. 1280 01:18:45,856 --> 01:18:48,076 A shitty husband, a shitty dad, 1281 01:18:48,076 --> 01:18:51,470 and a shitty role model, and you all deserved better. 1282 01:18:51,470 --> 01:18:52,776 And everything that has led up 1283 01:18:52,776 --> 01:18:54,256 to what's going on right now 1284 01:18:54,256 --> 01:18:56,258 is entirely on me. 1285 01:19:00,697 --> 01:19:03,482 I was reckless. 1286 01:19:03,482 --> 01:19:05,920 And I let that jeopardize our family. 1287 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:08,444 But I would gladly give my life 1288 01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:11,142 to take it all back and make this right again 1289 01:19:11,142 --> 01:19:12,491 if I could. 1290 01:19:12,491 --> 01:19:14,580 I would die for anyone in this room! 1291 01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:16,321 I feel like this is all my fault. 1292 01:19:16,321 --> 01:19:17,540 Your fault, honey? 1293 01:19:17,540 --> 01:19:19,063 How is this your fucking fault? 1294 01:19:19,063 --> 01:19:20,325 This is not your fault, 1295 01:19:20,325 --> 01:19:23,328 it's not your fault, it's... 1296 01:19:23,328 --> 01:19:24,677 Tom. What happened? 1297 01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:27,289 I need to know right now, why you did what? 1298 01:19:27,289 --> 01:19:28,899 I don't even know what the fuck you did. 1299 01:19:28,899 --> 01:19:32,511 Dad was having an affair with this guy's wife and... 1300 01:19:32,511 --> 01:19:35,471 I killed her and he hid the body outside. 1301 01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:37,299 What the fuck, Alex!? 1302 01:19:37,299 --> 01:19:38,822 I don't know what to say, could we just... 1303 01:19:38,822 --> 01:19:40,519 Why would you do that!? 1304 01:19:40,519 --> 01:19:41,999 Don't look at me like that, Mom, 1305 01:19:41,999 --> 01:19:44,045 I don't want-- I don't want to go to jail. 1306 01:19:44,045 --> 01:19:45,916 Tom, please tell me this isn't true. 1307 01:19:45,916 --> 01:19:48,614 Mom, please, I'm sorry, okay!? 1308 01:19:48,614 --> 01:19:50,225 How could you do that? I don't know! 1309 01:19:50,225 --> 01:19:53,532 I was just-- I wanted to save the family! 1310 01:19:55,491 --> 01:19:57,798 I know I let things get out of hand. 1311 01:20:00,322 --> 01:20:02,846 But I do have a plan. 1312 01:20:02,846 --> 01:20:04,805 It's a really good plan. 1313 01:20:04,805 --> 01:20:08,112 That's right, and if you could just trust me 1314 01:20:08,112 --> 01:20:09,635 to do the plan, 1315 01:20:09,635 --> 01:20:13,683 it really is the best way to protect our family. 1316 01:20:13,683 --> 01:20:16,120 Especially our children. 1317 01:20:18,819 --> 01:20:22,213 This is so fucked. 1318 01:20:22,213 --> 01:20:25,869 I don't want anything to do with this. 1319 01:20:25,869 --> 01:20:27,349 Definitely don't want to be the person 1320 01:20:27,349 --> 01:20:30,134 that sends anybody to jail. 1321 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:35,357 Okay. 1322 01:20:35,357 --> 01:20:37,185 Thank you, Rose. 1323 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:41,363 But this has to be unanimous. 1324 01:20:46,368 --> 01:20:47,760 What do you need us to do? 1325 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,284 Okay. 1326 01:20:49,284 --> 01:20:53,766 Okay, I just need all of you to go back to the party 1327 01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:56,595 and start getting people to leave. 1328 01:20:57,466 --> 01:20:59,555 That's it? 1329 01:20:59,555 --> 01:21:02,036 That's it, that's the plan. 1330 01:21:05,996 --> 01:21:08,912 Okay, okay. 1331 01:21:08,912 --> 01:21:11,872 You heard Dad, so... 1332 01:21:11,872 --> 01:21:13,264 Let's do it. 1333 01:21:15,963 --> 01:21:19,531 This is actually insane. 1334 01:21:27,322 --> 01:21:29,280 Thank you. 1335 01:21:53,043 --> 01:21:54,262 She hates me. 1336 01:21:54,262 --> 01:21:56,351 She doesn't hate you. 1337 01:22:00,703 --> 01:22:03,140 Are you mad at me? 1338 01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:05,316 Kristen, are you okay? 1339 01:22:05,316 --> 01:22:06,448 Is everything okay? 1340 01:22:06,448 --> 01:22:07,449 Yeah, everything's good. 1341 01:22:07,449 --> 01:22:08,493 Is Tom okay? 1342 01:22:08,493 --> 01:22:09,755 Yeah, he's just tired, 1343 01:22:09,755 --> 01:22:11,453 so we're gonna kinda call it a night. 1344 01:22:14,151 --> 01:22:16,327 - Hey. - There he is. 1345 01:22:16,327 --> 01:22:18,721 Can I take a family photo of you guys? 1346 01:22:18,721 --> 01:22:19,852 This'll be great. 1347 01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:20,984 That'll be a good idea. 1348 01:22:20,984 --> 01:22:23,639 Yeah, you look so good. 1349 01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:24,945 - You sure? - Yeah. 1350 01:22:24,945 --> 01:22:26,250 You take my purse. Rose! 1351 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,730 Rose, come on. 1352 01:22:27,730 --> 01:22:29,514 Rose, come on, come on, family photo, let's go, 1353 01:22:29,514 --> 01:22:31,168 birthday, remember? 1354 01:22:31,168 --> 01:22:32,996 Come on. Just one. 1355 01:22:32,996 --> 01:22:35,433 Or two, two, two. 1356 01:22:35,433 --> 01:22:37,305 Hey, guys, get in really close. 1357 01:22:37,305 --> 01:22:39,568 All right, look a little happy. 1358 01:22:39,568 --> 01:22:41,396 Smile. 1359 01:22:41,396 --> 01:22:43,006 Okay, come on, you can do better, one more. 1360 01:22:43,006 --> 01:22:44,486 Can you smile? 1361 01:22:44,486 --> 01:22:45,791 Don't you want to center it? 1362 01:22:45,791 --> 01:22:47,097 Okay, I will center. 1363 01:22:47,097 --> 01:22:49,795 No, I'm fine, I got this. Yeah, okay. 1364 01:22:49,795 --> 01:22:51,493 Okay, smile. 1365 01:22:51,493 --> 01:22:53,364 - Okay, love it. - Perfect. 1366 01:22:53,364 --> 01:22:54,800 Silly boy! 1367 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,367 Tommy, Tommy, get your ass over here. 1368 01:22:56,367 --> 01:22:57,586 You gibroni. 1369 01:22:57,586 --> 01:22:58,979 Come on, speech! 1370 01:22:58,979 --> 01:23:00,415 Birthday speech! 1371 01:23:00,415 --> 01:23:02,417 Come on. Everyone. What's going on? 1372 01:23:02,417 --> 01:23:03,853 Birth-day speech. 1373 01:23:03,853 --> 01:23:04,985 Come on. 1374 01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:06,595 You tall glass of poop juice, 1375 01:23:06,595 --> 01:23:08,162 get your ass over here. 1376 01:23:08,162 --> 01:23:09,511 Come on! 1377 01:23:09,511 --> 01:23:13,384 Birthday speech, birthday speech. 1378 01:23:19,477 --> 01:23:20,913 All right, everybody, 1379 01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:21,914 we're trying to wrap things up, 1380 01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:23,307 so I'll make this quick. 1381 01:23:23,307 --> 01:23:25,962 First off, thank you, everyone, 1382 01:23:25,962 --> 01:23:28,182 for making it out tonight, and, of course... 1383 01:23:29,748 --> 01:23:32,055 911, what's your emergency? 1384 01:23:32,055 --> 01:23:33,665 My name is Thomas, I'd like to report 1385 01:23:33,665 --> 01:23:35,885 a domestic dispute. 1386 01:23:35,885 --> 01:23:38,453 I need the police here immediately. 1387 01:23:38,453 --> 01:23:39,976 Because there are some things 1388 01:23:39,976 --> 01:23:43,240 worth protecting at all costs. 1389 01:23:47,114 --> 01:23:48,898 We're looking for the homeowners. 1390 01:23:52,206 --> 01:23:54,556 That would be me. 1391 01:23:54,556 --> 01:23:56,079 - Whoa! - Gun! 1392 01:23:57,776 --> 01:23:59,213 What the fuck, dude!? 1393 01:23:59,213 --> 01:24:01,389 - What is happening? - Shit! 1394 01:24:22,714 --> 01:24:25,456 It wasn't supposed to happen like this. 1395 01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:38,078 I was just trying to protect my family. 1396 01:25:15,245 --> 01:25:18,553 I'm a very lucky man, as most of you well know, 1397 01:25:18,553 --> 01:25:21,338 far luckier than I deserve. 1398 01:25:21,338 --> 01:25:25,255 And it got easy to take that for granted. 1399 01:25:25,255 --> 01:25:27,910 But this world's a crazy place, 1400 01:25:27,910 --> 01:25:32,306 and you never know what's gonna happen next, so... 1401 01:25:32,306 --> 01:25:35,396 Always cherish the people you love. 1402 01:25:35,396 --> 01:25:38,921 Love them lavishly, honestly, 1403 01:25:38,921 --> 01:25:40,140 and I'm sure you'll do 1404 01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:42,359 a better job of it than I have. 1405 01:25:42,359 --> 01:25:43,926 Stay on the lookout for the truly 1406 01:25:43,926 --> 01:25:47,234 beautiful things in life. 1407 01:25:47,234 --> 01:25:50,280 Like the love from someone you don't deserve. 1408 01:25:52,761 --> 01:25:55,851 Or the embrace from those you cherish the most. 1409 01:25:57,983 --> 01:25:59,724 Be on the lookout for second chances 1410 01:25:59,724 --> 01:26:03,293 to do the right thing. 1411 01:26:03,293 --> 01:26:07,210 Because some things are worth protecting at all costs. 1412 01:26:36,370 --> 01:26:38,067 We found a body in a pool bin. 1413 01:26:38,067 --> 01:26:40,722 This is a homicide, secure the crime scene. 91168