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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,063 --> 00:00:16,429 JASON! 2 00:00:16,498 --> 00:00:18,832 HI, MRS. SMALL, IS BRENDON HOME? 3 00:00:18,901 --> 00:00:20,433 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 4 00:00:20,502 --> 00:00:22,702 NOTHING—— WHY? 5 00:00:22,770 --> 00:00:23,848 YOU ARE COVERED IN MUD, YOU'RE DRIPPING. 6 00:00:23,872 --> 00:00:25,038 THIS IS DISGUSTING. 7 00:00:25,106 --> 00:00:26,505 YOU'RE... YES. 8 00:00:26,574 --> 00:00:27,841 BRENDON! BREN... 9 00:00:27,909 --> 00:00:28,708 Brendon: YEAH? 10 00:00:28,776 --> 00:00:29,856 CAN I COME IN? 11 00:00:29,911 --> 00:00:31,555 Brendon: YEAH?! 12 00:00:31,579 --> 00:00:33,390 JASON, I DON'T WANT TO SEEM RUDE. 13 00:00:33,414 --> 00:00:34,347 YOU CAN'T COME IN AND YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 14 00:00:34,415 --> 00:00:36,194 Brendon: MOM?! 15 00:00:36,218 --> 00:00:37,528 Paula: CAN YOU COME UP HERE, PLEASE? 16 00:00:37,552 --> 00:00:39,352 JASON IS UP HERE AND HE'S... 17 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,232 Brendon: MOM, IS JASON HERE YET? 18 00:00:41,256 --> 00:00:43,456 BRENDON, COME UPSTAIRS AND BRING A SQUEEGEE! 19 00:00:47,295 --> 00:00:49,662 IS THERE A HARDER SETTING ON THE WATER THAT YOU CAN USE? 20 00:00:49,731 --> 00:00:51,097 NO, THIS IS NOT A WATER PIK. 21 00:00:51,166 --> 00:00:52,565 UH... OH! 22 00:00:52,634 --> 00:00:55,001 JASON, WHAT HAPPENED? 23 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:57,314 FIRST, I WAS WALKING TO COME OVER HERE, RIGHT, BRENDON? 24 00:00:57,338 --> 00:00:59,498 BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO DO A MOVIE TODAY, RIGHT? 25 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:00,907 RIGHT. 26 00:01:00,976 --> 00:01:04,077 Jason: THEN SHANNON AND HIS BROTHERS 27 00:01:04,146 --> 00:01:08,181 WERE IN THE STREET AND, UM, I SAID "HEY, GUYS." 28 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:09,849 YEAH? 29 00:01:09,918 --> 00:01:11,695 AND, UM, I GUESS THAT WAS A CUE... 30 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:13,119 MM—HMM. 31 00:01:13,188 --> 00:01:15,666 FOR THEM TO, UM, COME OVER AND PICK ME UP... 32 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:16,690 RIGHT. 33 00:01:16,724 --> 00:01:19,058 AND, UM, PUT ME IN THE MUD. 34 00:01:19,127 --> 00:01:20,660 Brendon: THAT... JASON, THAT... 35 00:01:20,728 --> 00:01:22,328 PEOPLE CAN'T DO THAT TO YOU, I MEAN... 36 00:01:22,397 --> 00:01:23,797 NO, THEY CAN. 37 00:01:23,865 --> 00:01:25,031 YOU KNOW WHAT? 38 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,144 SHOULD WE TWIST HIM AND WRING HIM OUT NOW? 39 00:01:26,168 --> 00:01:28,268 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THEM DO THAT. 40 00:01:28,336 --> 00:01:31,404 YOU CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE PUTTING MUD ON YOU 41 00:01:31,472 --> 00:01:33,807 BECAUSE IF YOU DO THAT THEN THEY'LL DO THE NEXT WORSE THING 42 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,909 WHICH IS PROBABLY... 43 00:01:35,977 --> 00:01:37,610 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE THAN MUD. 44 00:01:37,679 --> 00:01:38,477 SOMETHING WITH BUGS. 45 00:01:38,546 --> 00:01:39,478 YEAH. 46 00:01:39,547 --> 00:01:40,958 Brendon: THANK YOU, MELISSA, YES. 47 00:01:40,982 --> 00:01:42,548 BRENDON, WHO IS SHANNON? 48 00:01:42,617 --> 00:01:44,450 MOM, SHANNON'S THIS KID THAT... 49 00:01:44,519 --> 00:01:45,218 HE LIVES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE... 50 00:01:45,287 --> 00:01:47,153 HE HAS A LOT OF BROTHERS. 51 00:01:47,222 --> 00:01:50,589 JASON'S AN EASY TARGET, SURE AND IT'S FUN TO HURT HIM, BUT... 52 00:01:50,658 --> 00:01:51,490 IT'S EASY TO HURT HIM. 53 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:52,826 BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. 54 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:54,794 HOW COME I'M AN EASY TARGET? 55 00:01:54,863 --> 00:01:55,661 Brendon: BECAUSE YOU'RE LITTLE 56 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:57,063 AND YOU BRING IT UPON YOURSELF. 57 00:01:57,132 --> 00:01:58,932 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY! 58 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,367 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I BRING IT UPON MYSELF? 59 00:02:01,436 --> 00:02:03,080 YOU JUST, YOU KIND OF, YOU KNOW YOU JUST KIND OF, 60 00:02:03,104 --> 00:02:04,370 LIKE. 61 00:02:04,439 --> 00:02:06,004 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, I MEAN... 62 00:02:06,073 --> 00:02:07,405 YOU KNOW WHAT? 63 00:02:07,474 --> 00:02:09,507 HIS IS, YOU KNOW THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW. 64 00:02:09,576 --> 00:02:11,476 I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 65 00:02:11,545 --> 00:02:12,722 I'M GOING TO TEACH THAT KID A LESSON 66 00:02:12,746 --> 00:02:14,346 THAT HE'S NEVER GOING TO FORGET. 67 00:02:14,414 --> 00:02:15,458 YEAH! 68 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:16,181 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA YOU DO? 69 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:17,049 I'M GONNA GET MY CAMERA. 70 00:02:17,117 --> 00:02:18,650 HOLD ON, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 71 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:20,085 HE'S ALL FIRED UP. 72 00:02:20,154 --> 00:02:21,686 YEAH. 73 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:24,289 UM, A LOT OF THAT STUFF WAS INSULTING TO ME. 74 00:02:27,461 --> 00:02:28,260 HELLO? 75 00:02:28,329 --> 00:02:29,394 HELLO, SHANNON? 76 00:02:29,463 --> 00:02:30,262 YEAH? 77 00:02:30,331 --> 00:02:32,497 HI—— BRENDON SMALL. 78 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:33,866 I'M S... WHO ARE YOU? 79 00:02:33,934 --> 00:02:36,501 UH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, SHANNON. 80 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:38,670 YOU KNOW A LITTLE KID NAMED JASON PANOPOLIS. 81 00:02:38,739 --> 00:02:39,371 AM I RIGHT? 82 00:02:39,439 --> 00:02:40,339 YEAH. 83 00:02:40,407 --> 00:02:44,743 YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM THAT MAYBE 84 00:02:44,811 --> 00:02:46,578 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE, HUH? 85 00:02:46,646 --> 00:02:48,947 WHAT, OH... I'M SORRY. 86 00:02:49,016 --> 00:02:50,382 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 87 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:51,850 I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT... 88 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,151 MM—HMM. 89 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:56,321 WITH YOU, IF YOU'RE FREE, ON WEDNESDAY. 90 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:57,633 WHAT TIME? 91 00:02:57,657 --> 00:02:59,724 THINKING MAYBE... 3:30. 92 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,159 HOLD ON. 93 00:03:01,228 --> 00:03:02,928 YEAH, 3:30's GOOD, OKAY. 94 00:03:02,997 --> 00:03:04,107 OKAY, GOOD, WELL, KEEP THAT OPEN. 95 00:03:04,131 --> 00:03:05,530 NOW, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 96 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:08,700 WELL, I'M GOING TO POUND THE CRAP OUT OF YOU. 97 00:03:08,769 --> 00:03:09,567 SO, I MEAN... 98 00:03:09,636 --> 00:03:10,502 WHICH, WHICH, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? 99 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:11,436 WHICH, WHICH, WHO ARE YOU? 100 00:03:11,505 --> 00:03:12,404 BRENDON SMALL. 101 00:03:12,472 --> 00:03:13,805 YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN ME. 102 00:03:13,874 --> 00:03:14,985 WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? 103 00:03:15,009 --> 00:03:17,276 SHORT KID, I GOT RED HAIR... 104 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:18,944 OH, YEAH, 3:30's FINE. 105 00:03:19,013 --> 00:03:21,513 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WAS THINKING——THE PARK. 106 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:22,347 UH—HUH. 107 00:03:22,416 --> 00:03:23,115 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 108 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:24,049 ALL RIGHT. 109 00:03:24,118 --> 00:03:26,084 SO WE'RE ON FOR TOMORROW, 3:30. 110 00:03:26,153 --> 00:03:27,552 I NEED SOME INFORMATION FIRST. 111 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:29,754 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 112 00:03:29,823 --> 00:03:32,590 OKAY, YOUR DOCTOR'S NAME, PHONE NUMBER? 113 00:03:32,659 --> 00:03:35,093 UM, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO MY MOM, BUT I... 114 00:03:35,162 --> 00:03:35,693 Shannon: Okay, well, bring that tomorrow, okay? 115 00:03:35,762 --> 00:03:37,762 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 116 00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:40,043 DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANY SEIZURES OR ANYTHING THAT'LL, 117 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:42,279 YOU KNOW GIVE YOU EXTRA SYMPATHY OR LEGAL, UH, RECOURSE? 118 00:03:42,303 --> 00:03:44,002 NO. 119 00:03:44,071 --> 00:03:45,148 Shannon: Do you suffer from any allergies? 120 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:45,971 Brandon: No. 121 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:46,771 HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT BEFORE? 122 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,142 UM—M—M—M... NO. 123 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:51,321 Shannon: Okay, well, you want to be limber. 124 00:03:51,345 --> 00:03:52,010 YOU WANT TO DO SOME WARM—UP FIRST. 125 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:52,844 Brandon: Okay. 126 00:03:52,913 --> 00:03:54,246 DO SOME LIGHT AEROBIC EXERCISE 127 00:03:54,315 --> 00:03:55,675 FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES BEFOREHAND. 128 00:03:55,715 --> 00:03:57,082 Mm—hmm, okay, yeah. 129 00:04:00,187 --> 00:04:01,965 BRENDON, DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR MOVIES? 130 00:04:01,989 --> 00:04:03,956 WHAT?! 131 00:04:04,025 --> 00:04:06,224 YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS HOBBY. 132 00:04:06,293 --> 00:04:08,226 I KNOW YOU LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIES AND EVERYTHING 133 00:04:08,295 --> 00:04:10,195 BUT IF... JUST TO GO AROUND CREATING INCIDENTS 134 00:04:10,264 --> 00:04:11,574 AND SCENES SO THAT YOU CAN FILM THEM 135 00:04:11,598 --> 00:04:12,609 IS NOT... THAT'S NOT HEALTHY. 136 00:04:12,633 --> 00:04:14,466 MOM... OKAY. 137 00:04:14,535 --> 00:04:16,615 JUST... LET'S JUST CLEAR THINGS UP JUST A LITTLE BIT. 138 00:04:16,671 --> 00:04:17,770 DO. 139 00:04:17,838 --> 00:04:21,907 I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR ANY MOVIE THING, OKAY? 140 00:04:21,976 --> 00:04:23,042 I'M DOING THIS... 141 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:23,676 BRENDON? BRENDON? 142 00:04:23,744 --> 00:04:25,044 YEAH? 143 00:04:25,112 --> 00:04:27,312 ARE YOU TALKING TO ME OR ARE YOU FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES? 144 00:04:27,381 --> 00:04:29,614 DOING, UH, KIND OF A COMBINATION OF THE TWO. 145 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,920 PUNCH LOW, ALWAYS PUNCH LOW. 146 00:04:34,989 --> 00:04:35,921 OKAY. 147 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:36,555 THAT MEANS BELOW THE WAIST. 148 00:04:36,623 --> 00:04:37,723 ALL RIGHT. 149 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:39,269 GET HIM IN THE LEGS OR IN THE CROTCH. 150 00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:40,659 DO STUFF LIKE THAT. 151 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:42,039 DO YOU THINK THAT'S, UH, DIRTY FIGHTING? 152 00:04:42,063 --> 00:04:44,396 YES. 153 00:04:44,464 --> 00:04:45,230 YES, I DO, BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH DIRTY FIGHTING. 154 00:04:45,299 --> 00:04:45,931 REALLY? 155 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,043 THAT'S RIGHT. 156 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:48,111 YOU KNOW WHY? 157 00:04:48,135 --> 00:04:49,479 BECAUSE FIGHTING IS WRONG, RIGHT? 158 00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:50,969 YEAH. 159 00:04:51,037 --> 00:04:51,570 SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT YOU'RE ALREADY WRONG. 160 00:04:51,638 --> 00:04:53,238 YEAH. 161 00:04:53,307 --> 00:04:53,972 SO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO DIRTY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIRTY—FIGHT. 162 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,107 YEAH. 163 00:04:55,175 --> 00:04:55,540 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY THERE. 164 00:04:55,609 --> 00:04:56,441 YEAH. 165 00:04:56,510 --> 00:04:57,008 YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE PARTY. 166 00:04:57,077 --> 00:04:58,310 RIGHT, RIGHT. 167 00:04:58,378 --> 00:04:59,111 I WAS IN A FIGHT LAST WEEK. 168 00:04:59,179 --> 00:04:59,744 REALLY? HOW'D IT GO? 169 00:04:59,813 --> 00:05:01,045 I WON. 170 00:05:01,115 --> 00:05:02,447 REALLY? WHO'D YOU FIGHT? 171 00:05:02,516 --> 00:05:03,415 THAT KID, DAVID. 172 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:04,616 THE FORWARD? 173 00:05:04,684 --> 00:05:06,050 YEAH. HE CANNOT FIGHT. 174 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,120 YEAH. 175 00:05:07,954 --> 00:05:09,321 BUT HE'S GOT A BIG MOUTH, COACH. 176 00:05:09,389 --> 00:05:09,988 WELL, NOT ANYMORE, HE DOESN'T. 177 00:05:10,056 --> 00:05:11,789 RIGHT. 178 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:13,603 YOU KNOW, BUT MOSTLY FIGHTING, IT'S... IT'S A MENTAL GAME. 179 00:05:13,627 --> 00:05:14,727 REALLY? 180 00:05:14,795 --> 00:05:15,360 BRENDON, YOU'RE A SMART KID. 181 00:05:15,429 --> 00:05:16,561 YEAH, I KNOW. 182 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:18,030 YOU'RE NOT A TOUGH KID. 183 00:05:18,099 --> 00:05:19,464 YOU'RE NOT A STRONG KID. 184 00:05:19,533 --> 00:05:19,965 YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER. 185 00:05:20,034 --> 00:05:21,233 RIGHT. 186 00:05:21,301 --> 00:05:24,169 BUT YOU MAY HAVE A MENTAL EDGE OVER YOUR OPPONENT 187 00:05:24,238 --> 00:05:25,104 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO USE. 188 00:05:25,172 --> 00:05:26,571 LIKE WHAT? 189 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,384 LIKE, FOR INSTANCE IF I FOUGHT SOMEBODY, I WOULD SAY, 190 00:05:28,408 --> 00:05:28,941 "HEY, LOOK." 191 00:05:29,009 --> 00:05:30,575 MM—HMM. 192 00:05:30,644 --> 00:05:32,022 THE GUY WOULD LOOK, AND THEN I WILL HIT HIM. 193 00:05:32,046 --> 00:05:33,145 RIGHT. 194 00:05:33,214 --> 00:05:34,747 THAT'S A MENTAL GAME. 195 00:05:34,815 --> 00:05:36,314 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 196 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:37,282 BUT I DON'T KNOW, BRENDON, YOU'RE A SMART KID. 197 00:05:37,351 --> 00:05:38,884 YOU IMPROVISE. 198 00:05:38,953 --> 00:05:39,651 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS PLANNING ON... 199 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,352 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 200 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,486 GIVE ME SOMETHING. 201 00:05:41,555 --> 00:05:42,187 LET'S SAY I COME UP TO YOU, RIGHT? 202 00:05:42,256 --> 00:05:43,421 OKAY. 203 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:44,890 I GIVE YOU A LITTLE SHOVE... 204 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:45,791 AND I SAY, "HEY, COME ON, LET'S GO." 205 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:47,059 OKAY. 206 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:47,826 YOU GOT TO THINK ON YOUR FEET HERE, BRENDON. 207 00:05:47,895 --> 00:05:48,761 ALL RIGHT, I GOT ONE. 208 00:05:48,829 --> 00:05:51,696 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 209 00:05:51,766 --> 00:05:59,004 ♪ LOVIN' YOU IS EASY 'CAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL... ♪ 210 00:05:59,073 --> 00:05:59,805 ALL RIGHT, SEE, IN THAT SITUATION BRENDON, 211 00:05:59,874 --> 00:06:00,438 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 212 00:06:00,507 --> 00:06:01,640 RIGHT. 213 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:04,342 WHAT YOU DID THERE WAS MORE... WEIRD. 214 00:06:04,411 --> 00:06:06,589 I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING STRANGE THAT YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT. 215 00:06:06,613 --> 00:06:09,081 YEAH. 216 00:06:09,149 --> 00:06:09,814 Melissa: DO YOU KNOW SHANNON? 217 00:06:09,884 --> 00:06:11,216 YEAH, HE LIVES NEAR ME. 218 00:06:11,285 --> 00:06:12,751 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM? 219 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:16,821 I THINK, "GOD, HE PUNCHED SOME KIDS—— UH, TWO OF THEM." 220 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:17,655 HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT SHANNON? 221 00:06:17,723 --> 00:06:21,325 NO! GOD! 222 00:06:21,394 --> 00:06:21,926 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 223 00:06:21,995 --> 00:06:22,827 WALTER. 224 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:23,360 WALTER. 225 00:06:23,429 --> 00:06:24,295 YEP. 226 00:06:24,363 --> 00:06:25,363 WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 227 00:06:25,398 --> 00:06:26,264 THIS IS PERRY. 228 00:06:26,332 --> 00:06:27,064 GOOD MORNING. 229 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:29,566 WALTER AND PERRY, UH... 230 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:31,195 NOW I'M JUST TAKING A WILD GUESS, BUT... 231 00:06:31,537 --> 00:06:32,537 SHUT UP, PERRY! 232 00:06:33,372 --> 00:06:34,938 SHUT UP! 233 00:06:35,008 --> 00:06:37,574 MY SISTER GOT BEAT UP BY, UM, SHANNON. 234 00:06:37,643 --> 00:06:39,355 AND PERRY'S MOM GOT BEAT UP BY SHANNON. 235 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:40,244 MY MOM GOT BEAT UP BY SHANNON. 236 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:41,723 Walter: YEAH. 237 00:06:41,747 --> 00:06:42,579 HEY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF BRENDON? 238 00:06:42,648 --> 00:06:43,047 WHO'S BRENDON? 239 00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:44,248 WHO? 240 00:06:44,317 --> 00:06:45,461 BRENDON IS THE YOUNG MAN WHO'S GOING 241 00:06:45,485 --> 00:06:46,817 TO BE FIGHTING SHANNON TOMORROW. 242 00:06:46,886 --> 00:06:49,253 I GOT BEAT UP BY BRENDON ONCE! 243 00:06:49,322 --> 00:06:50,121 BRENDON SMALL? 244 00:06:50,189 --> 00:06:50,854 BRENDON SMALL? 245 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:52,790 YEAH. 246 00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:56,938 I'M SORRY, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR ONE SECOND? 247 00:06:56,962 --> 00:06:57,761 I'M GOING TO CUT. 248 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:58,662 OKAY, YEAH, JUST CUT. 249 00:06:58,731 --> 00:07:00,231 YEAH, JASON, WHAT? 250 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,177 REMEMBER WHEN I GOT DRAGGED IN THE MUD? 251 00:07:02,201 --> 00:07:03,034 MM—HMM, MM—HMM. 252 00:07:03,102 --> 00:07:04,468 BY, UM, SHANNON? 253 00:07:04,537 --> 00:07:05,569 I REMEMBER. 254 00:07:05,638 --> 00:07:07,305 I REMEMBER, LITTLE BUDDY. 255 00:07:07,373 --> 00:07:11,442 HOW COME, UM, I'M NOT GETTING INTERVIEWED WHEN, UM, 256 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:14,511 THE FIGHT WAS REALLY MORE ABOUT ME THAN YOU? 257 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,813 OHHH, JASON, JASON, JASON... 258 00:07:15,881 --> 00:07:18,349 WELL, I MEAN, UH... 259 00:07:18,418 --> 00:07:20,062 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE, UM, STEALING THE, UM, LIMELIGHT. 260 00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:21,819 JASON, I CREATED THIS LIMELIGHT. 261 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:23,988 WELL, I THINK IT'S, R—R—RUDE. 262 00:07:24,057 --> 00:07:24,588 HEY, GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT? 263 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:27,458 SETTLE DOWN. 264 00:07:27,526 --> 00:07:28,570 UM, JASON, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY YOU WANT ME TO TAPE YOU? 265 00:07:28,594 --> 00:07:29,704 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO BRENDON. 266 00:07:29,728 --> 00:07:31,295 JASON, WHAT? 267 00:07:31,364 --> 00:07:34,698 YOU'RE... HAVE BEEN MAKING THE MOVIE FOR TWO DAYS 268 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:38,069 ABOUT MY FIGHT WITH SHANNON, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN IN IT YET. 269 00:07:38,137 --> 00:07:39,949 OH, JASON, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. 270 00:07:39,973 --> 00:07:41,205 Jason: IT'S MY DOCUMENTARY. 271 00:07:41,274 --> 00:07:41,905 NO, IT'S NOT. 272 00:07:41,975 --> 00:07:42,739 IT IS. 273 00:07:42,808 --> 00:07:43,341 NO, IT ISN'T. 274 00:07:43,409 --> 00:07:44,575 THAT'S A LIE! 275 00:07:44,643 --> 00:07:45,542 YOU'RE TURNING INTO A LIAR! 276 00:07:45,611 --> 00:07:46,444 I'LL SUE! 277 00:07:46,512 --> 00:07:48,846 I HATE YOU! 278 00:07:48,914 --> 00:07:50,826 ALL RIGHT, GUYS I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT OUT INTO THE OPEN. 279 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,916 TENSIONS ARE HIGH. 280 00:07:52,986 --> 00:07:54,729 BRENDON, YOU'VE GOT A BIG FIGHT COMING UP. 281 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:55,764 I HOPE YOU LOSE THE FIGHT, BRENDON. 282 00:07:55,788 --> 00:07:56,287 NO, YOU DON'T. 283 00:07:56,356 --> 00:07:58,089 YES, I DO. 284 00:07:58,157 --> 00:07:59,723 I HOPE YOU LOSE IT. 285 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:01,092 HE'S NOT GONNA BEAT ME. 286 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,972 LET HIM DRAG YOU THROUGH THE MUD LIKE HE DRAGGED ME! 287 00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:03,627 HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN. 288 00:08:03,696 --> 00:08:04,773 I'M THE BEST. 289 00:08:04,797 --> 00:08:06,430 THEN DO MY INTERVIEW RIGHT NOW! 290 00:08:06,499 --> 00:08:07,909 FINE, DO THE INTERVIEW, SEE IF I CARE! 291 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:09,033 FINE, I WILL DO IT! 292 00:08:09,102 --> 00:08:10,501 WELL, JUST DO IT THEN! 293 00:08:10,569 --> 00:08:14,205 WELL, TELL MELISSA TO JUST PUSH THE THING AND I'LL DO IT! 294 00:08:14,274 --> 00:08:17,608 RIGHT, SHANNON DRAGGED ME IN THE MUD. 295 00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:23,580 AND THEN, UM... THEN, UM... BRENDON IS GOING TO FIGHT HIM. 296 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:28,430 Brendon: JOGGING IN PLACE 297 00:08:28,454 --> 00:08:30,921 IS SOMETHING I DO JUST TO PREPARE FOR A FIGHT. 298 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:32,468 AND JUST, THERE'S THIS WHOLE LIKE, 299 00:08:32,492 --> 00:08:34,858 PUNCHING IN THE AIR MOTION THIS IS... 300 00:08:34,927 --> 00:08:36,405 BECAUSE I IMAGINE A PERSON WOULD BE THERE EVENTUALLY. 301 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:37,861 HEY, SMALL! 302 00:08:37,930 --> 00:08:39,730 YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE! 303 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:40,964 WHO IS THAT GUY? 304 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:41,799 HE'S A FRIEND OF SHANNON'S. 305 00:08:41,867 --> 00:08:43,734 OH, MAN. 306 00:08:43,803 --> 00:08:45,880 SHOULD WE DO LIKE, A MAN—ON—THE— STREET INTERVIEW? 307 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:48,082 I DON'T KNOW, WE'LL JUST OVERDUB SOMETHING OVER IT—... 308 00:08:48,106 --> 00:08:49,540 JUST FORGET THAT. 309 00:08:49,608 --> 00:08:50,985 UM, I'M GOING TO MAKE A PREDICTION. 310 00:08:51,009 --> 00:08:51,542 LET'S HEAR IT. 311 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:53,143 HEY, SMALL! 312 00:08:53,212 --> 00:08:56,880 I HOPE YOU GOT MEDICAL COVERAGE BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE! 313 00:08:56,949 --> 00:08:58,493 WHAT IS THAT JERK SAYING THAT FOR? 314 00:08:58,517 --> 00:08:59,561 HE'S TRYING TO PLAY WITH YOUR HEAD. 315 00:08:59,585 --> 00:09:00,484 HE'S ONE OF SHANNON'S FRIENDS. 316 00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:01,084 WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? 317 00:09:01,153 --> 00:09:01,918 FOCUS... FOCUS. 318 00:09:01,987 --> 00:09:02,519 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT... 319 00:09:02,588 --> 00:09:03,420 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 320 00:09:03,489 --> 00:09:04,221 I'M GOING TO MAKE A PREDICTION. 321 00:09:04,289 --> 00:09:05,055 THAT'S WHAT I WAS... 322 00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:06,357 RIGHT, RIGHT, PREDICTIONS. 323 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,136 THE FIGHT IS GOING TO BE OVER AFTER THREE PUNCHES. 324 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:08,659 HEY, SMALL! 325 00:09:08,728 --> 00:09:09,426 YEAH? 326 00:09:09,495 --> 00:09:11,428 YOU SUCK! 327 00:09:11,497 --> 00:09:14,598 MAN, THAT GUY'S A... WHAT DID I DO TO HIM? 328 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:17,033 Kid: YOU! SUCK! 329 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:19,481 UH, OH, DON'T FILM THAT BECAUSE THEN IT MAKES ME LOOK STUPID 330 00:09:19,505 --> 00:09:20,337 AND I DON'T... 331 00:09:20,406 --> 00:09:21,304 SEE YOU TOMORROW—... 332 00:09:21,374 --> 00:09:23,741 LOSER'S DAY! 333 00:09:23,809 --> 00:09:24,842 WHERE YOU GOING? 334 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:26,243 GOING HOME! 335 00:09:26,311 --> 00:09:27,631 Kid: GOING HOME TO DO WHAT—— LOSE? 336 00:09:29,014 --> 00:09:31,014 THAT GUY, I OFFICIALLY HATE HIM. 337 00:09:34,553 --> 00:09:37,120 BRENDON, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME BRILLIANT IDEA 338 00:09:37,189 --> 00:09:38,889 THAT SAVES THE DAY? 339 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:41,859 USE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD OF, UH, INSTEAD OF FISTICUFFS. 340 00:09:41,927 --> 00:09:45,128 OKAY, LET'S SAY, WHY DON'T YOU BE SHANNON, ALL RIGHT? 341 00:09:45,197 --> 00:09:46,508 I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW DIFFICULT THIS IS. 342 00:09:46,532 --> 00:09:47,776 OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE SHANNON, OKAY. 343 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,231 AND I'LL BE ME. 344 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:48,832 NO, YOU... 345 00:09:48,901 --> 00:09:49,332 OKAY, NO... 346 00:09:49,402 --> 00:09:50,667 YOU BE... 347 00:09:50,736 --> 00:09:51,368 NO, I'M GOING TO BE SHANNON AND YOU BE JASON. 348 00:09:51,437 --> 00:09:52,235 NO, YOU BE... 349 00:09:52,304 --> 00:09:53,704 YOU BE ME I'LL BE SHANNON. 350 00:09:53,773 --> 00:09:55,071 OKAY, I'LL BE YOU... 351 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:55,839 OKAY, YOU TRY TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT. 352 00:09:55,908 --> 00:09:57,207 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 353 00:09:57,276 --> 00:09:59,020 HEY, HEY, SHANNON I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA 354 00:09:59,044 --> 00:10:00,277 TO HAVE A FIGHT. 355 00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:02,713 YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WIMP I'VE EVER MET, BRENDON. 356 00:10:02,782 --> 00:10:03,982 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I TRIED. 357 00:10:05,785 --> 00:10:07,150 AH, MOM, SERIOUSLY. 358 00:10:07,219 --> 00:10:08,459 THE HEADLOCK—— THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 359 00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,755 MOM, WE WERE JOKING. 360 00:10:11,824 --> 00:10:14,792 THIS WAS... MOM, THIS WAS A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION. 361 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,693 OH, LET ME GO, SERIOUSLY! 362 00:10:16,762 --> 00:10:17,762 HUH, ONE OF THESE? 363 00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:18,562 CAN I GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE? 364 00:10:18,631 --> 00:10:19,741 NO, STOP, THAT'S MY EAR! 365 00:10:19,765 --> 00:10:20,765 OW! 366 00:10:23,101 --> 00:10:23,867 THAT HURT. 367 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:27,036 BRENDON, I BARELY TOUCHED YOU. 368 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,582 MOM, YOU WERE SERIOUS AND I WAS... 369 00:10:28,606 --> 00:10:29,171 PLEASE CALL THIS FIGHT OFF, BRENDON. 370 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,240 PLEASE CALL... 371 00:10:30,274 --> 00:10:31,752 YOU WERE SERIOUS AND I WAS JOKING. 372 00:10:31,776 --> 00:10:33,876 NO, I WAS, I... HONEY... 373 00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:35,523 YOU STARTED OUT JOKING BUT THEN YOU GOT SERIOUS. 374 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:36,846 I RUBBED YOUR HEAD. 375 00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:38,125 I GAVE YOUR HEAD A NICE LITTLE PAT, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 376 00:10:38,149 --> 00:10:39,649 IT WAS NOT A BIG THING. 377 00:10:39,717 --> 00:10:40,650 I'M GOING IN MY ROOM. 378 00:10:40,718 --> 00:10:41,617 BRENDON! 379 00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:42,318 OH, I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. 380 00:10:42,386 --> 00:10:44,086 I, UH... 381 00:11:05,543 --> 00:11:07,343 I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIS BUTT! 382 00:11:07,412 --> 00:11:08,110 PUNCH HIS BUTT. 383 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:09,044 WHAT'D I SAY? 384 00:11:09,113 --> 00:11:10,446 PUNCH HIS BUTT. 385 00:11:10,515 --> 00:11:11,881 I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIS BUTT. 386 00:11:11,949 --> 00:11:13,349 THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 387 00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:15,363 THEN I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIS BUTT AGAIN. 388 00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:18,153 THEN WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU PUNCH HIS BUTT A SECOND TIME? 389 00:11:18,222 --> 00:11:19,400 I'M GOING TO PROBABLY KICK HIM. 390 00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:20,356 KICK HIM! 391 00:11:20,425 --> 00:11:22,258 WHERE YOU GOING TO KICK HIM? 392 00:11:22,326 --> 00:11:24,037 I'M GOING TO GO FOR THE BUTT AGAIN. 393 00:11:24,061 --> 00:11:25,305 OKAY, LET'S GET AWAY FROM THE BUTT. 394 00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:26,629 OKAY. 395 00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:28,108 UM, THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 396 00:11:28,132 --> 00:11:29,377 I'M GOING TO KICK HIM IN THE GENITALS. 397 00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:31,568 THE GENTLES? 398 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,274 Melissa: ARE YOU PUMPED? 399 00:11:39,343 --> 00:11:41,711 PRACTICALLY... YES. 400 00:11:41,779 --> 00:11:43,156 YOU WANT TO WALK OVER TO HIM NOW? 401 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,447 YEAH... HEY, SHANNON! 402 00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:46,248 HI, BRENDON! 403 00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:47,049 HI, HOW YOU DOING? 404 00:11:47,118 --> 00:11:47,884 SHANNON. 405 00:11:47,952 --> 00:11:48,584 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 406 00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:49,785 NICE TO MEET YOU. 407 00:11:49,854 --> 00:11:52,688 YOU... YOU SURE YOU WANT TO WEAR THAT SHIRT? 408 00:11:52,757 --> 00:11:53,934 MICKY, DO WE HAVE ANOTHER SWEATSHIRT FOR HIM IN THE BAG? 409 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:54,657 NO, DON'T WORRY... 410 00:11:54,726 --> 00:11:55,457 YOU SURE? 411 00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:56,737 IT LOOKS LIKE A NICE... 412 00:11:56,761 --> 00:11:57,927 ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER. 413 00:11:57,996 --> 00:11:59,896 NO, THIS IS... 414 00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:01,296 OH, ARE WE VIDEOTAPING THIS? 415 00:12:01,365 --> 00:12:02,832 HI SHANNON, I'M MELISSA. 416 00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:03,766 OH, NICE TO MEET YOU. 417 00:12:03,835 --> 00:12:04,500 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 418 00:12:04,569 --> 00:12:05,501 UM, I'M EIGHT. 419 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,336 OH, WOW. 420 00:12:07,405 --> 00:12:09,082 OKAY, WELL, LET ME JUST SAY, UM... 421 00:12:09,106 --> 00:12:12,207 I AM RESPONDING TO A THREAT ON MY LIFE. 422 00:12:12,276 --> 00:12:13,709 ARE YOU GOOD WITH THAT, BRENDON? 423 00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:14,677 YEAH, I, UH... 424 00:12:14,746 --> 00:12:15,756 YEAH, ANYTHING ELSE? 425 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,090 THIS IS PERFECT. THIS IS WONDERFUL. 426 00:12:17,114 --> 00:12:18,114 GREAT. 427 00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:19,793 ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO GET STARTED? 428 00:12:19,817 --> 00:12:22,718 IF YOU WANT TO TRY TO HIT ME AND I'LL, LIKE, BLOCK IT OR... 429 00:12:22,787 --> 00:12:23,218 I DON'T EVEN KNOW... 430 00:12:23,287 --> 00:12:23,686 IT'S... 431 00:12:23,755 --> 00:12:24,587 OW! 432 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:25,220 OH, BRENDON. 433 00:12:25,289 --> 00:12:26,622 OH, JEEZ. 434 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:30,526 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 435 00:12:30,595 --> 00:12:31,493 OH, BRENDON, STAY DOWN. 436 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:32,127 NO, WAIT, NO... 437 00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:32,862 THIS IS CALLED 438 00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:34,229 THE TASMANIAN FOOT LOCK. 439 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,198 YOU CANNOT GET OUT OF THIS. 440 00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:38,935 OH, GOD! 441 00:12:39,003 --> 00:12:40,280 I'D LIKE A COPY OF THIS, PLEASE. 442 00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:41,904 UM, SURE. 443 00:12:41,973 --> 00:12:42,805 DO YOU WANT V.H.S.? 444 00:12:42,874 --> 00:12:43,884 V.H.S. WOULD BE PERFECT. 445 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:44,574 OKAY. 446 00:12:44,642 --> 00:12:46,809 JEEZ, NO, COME BACK! 447 00:12:46,878 --> 00:12:48,918 I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU. 448 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,850 OKAY, BRENDON, COME HERE. 449 00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,718 I WANT YOU TO JUST SIT DOWN HERE ON THE COUCH. 450 00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:57,019 LET ME JUST PUT A PILLOW UNDER YOUR BACK HERE. 451 00:12:57,088 --> 00:12:58,220 ALL RIGHT. 452 00:12:58,289 --> 00:13:00,623 LET ME PUT ANOTHER PILLOW UNDER YOUR BACK. 453 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:01,869 LET ME PUT A THIRD PILLOW UNDER YOUR BACK. 454 00:13:01,893 --> 00:13:04,293 MOM, THAT'S TOO MANY PILLOWS. 455 00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:06,028 BRENDON, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. 456 00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:06,796 MOM, I DON'T KNOW. 457 00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:08,230 YOU MIGHT'VE BEEN RIGHT. 458 00:13:08,299 --> 00:13:09,866 OF COURSE I WAS RIGHT. 459 00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:13,068 YOU KNOW, THIS IS... VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE WAY. 460 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:16,338 FIGHTING IS SO MUCH FASTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS. 461 00:13:16,408 --> 00:13:18,552 I THOUGHT IT'D BE A THING WHERE I COULD REASON EVERY MOVE, 462 00:13:18,576 --> 00:13:19,742 BUT IT DIDN'T. 463 00:13:19,811 --> 00:13:22,044 IT'S JUST SO COMPETITIVE! 464 00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:22,912 YEAH. 465 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:25,648 I'M A LOVER, MOM, FROM NOW ON. 466 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,348 BRENDON, PUT YOUR HEAD BACK. 467 00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:27,483 OKAY. 468 00:13:27,552 --> 00:13:28,562 PUT YOUR HEAD BACK AND RELAX. 469 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:29,786 OW, THAT HURT. 470 00:13:29,854 --> 00:13:30,620 AND DON'T EVER SAY YOU'RE A LOVER AGAIN. 471 00:13:30,688 --> 00:13:32,988 GOD, THAT GROSSES ME OUT. 472 00:13:33,057 --> 00:13:35,925 OH, IT HURTS TO LAUGH, MOM. IT HURTS. 473 00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:37,293 I'M SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY. 474 00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:39,440 I'M GOING TO GET YOU, LIKE, A THING OF ICE. 475 00:13:39,464 --> 00:13:41,864 MOM, I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS. 476 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,365 OH, THERE THEY ARE, OKAY. 477 00:13:43,435 --> 00:13:45,012 YOU KNOW WHAT, WITH HANDS A LOT OF TIMES 478 00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:47,369 YOU JUST USE THE HONOR SYSTEM. 479 00:13:47,439 --> 00:13:48,916 YOU JUST GO "I'M GOING TO HANG MY HANDS DOWN 480 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,206 AND TRUST THEY'RE THERE AT THE END OF MY ARMS." 481 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,509 BRENDON, YOU'RE SUCH A UNIQUE GUY, YOU KNOW? 482 00:13:53,578 --> 00:13:55,711 YOU'RE SO GREAT. 483 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,758 YOU DON'T NEED TO BE LIKE SOME BIG, STUPID FIGHTER GUY LIKE... 484 00:13:57,782 --> 00:13:59,549 MOM, YOU'RE RIGHT. 485 00:13:59,617 --> 00:14:02,018 SOMEDAY, BRENDON YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH A... 486 00:14:02,086 --> 00:14:05,354 A WOMAN OR A MAN WHO LIKES YOU JUST FOR YOU. 487 00:14:05,423 --> 00:14:06,589 OR BOTH. 488 00:14:06,658 --> 00:14:08,791 WHO KNOWS, MOM? I'M YOUNG. 489 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:11,961 I MEAN, DON'T START FORCING ROLES ON ME. 490 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:14,070 I... LISTEN I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS... 491 00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:18,612 BRENDON, DID YOU DO ANY OF THE STUFF I SHOWED YOU? 492 00:14:18,636 --> 00:14:19,980 LIKE, DID YOU DO THE CRAB, OR DID YOU DO THE COBRA? 493 00:14:20,004 --> 00:14:21,403 NO. 494 00:14:21,472 --> 00:14:22,404 DID YOU DO THE WILD APE? 495 00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:23,706 NO. 496 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:24,952 DID YOU DO THE CRAZY DONKEY? 497 00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:26,075 NO, I DIDN'T. 498 00:14:26,143 --> 00:14:27,443 DID YOU DO THE VENTRILOQUIST? 499 00:14:27,511 --> 00:14:28,978 WHAT ONE WAS THAT? 500 00:14:29,047 --> 00:14:30,090 OH, YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ONE EITHER, HUH? 501 00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:31,280 I GUESS I DIDN'T DO THAT ONE. 502 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,247 DID YOU DO THE WACKY LOBSTER? 503 00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:34,316 COACH. 504 00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:36,250 EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT. 505 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:37,619 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 506 00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:40,188 I MEAN, PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW I JUST WALK PAST 507 00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:41,333 AND I HEAR THEM HAVING CONVERSATIONS 508 00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:42,724 ABOUT THE BIG FIGHT. 509 00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:45,026 OH, MAN, DO THEY TALK ABOUT ME? 510 00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:46,573 SOME OF THEM KNOW YOUR NAME. SOME OF THEM SAY "BRANDON." 511 00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:48,162 OI. 512 00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:50,009 SOME OF THEM SAY, "THAT RED—HEADED KID" 513 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,911 BUT, I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT. 514 00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:53,668 HMM... 515 00:14:53,737 --> 00:14:56,738 THE THING IS IS THAT USUALLY WHEN STORIES LIKE THIS SPREAD 516 00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,885 PEOPLE EXAGGERATE THEM OR THEY GET THEM WRONG. 517 00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:01,409 BUT GOD, EVERYONE'S GOT IT DOWN. 518 00:15:01,478 --> 00:15:03,878 SHANNON DOESN'T GO TO THIS SCHOOL! 519 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:06,380 EXACTLY, SO OUR WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF YOU. 520 00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:08,289 HIS WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF HIM. 521 00:15:08,852 --> 00:15:09,651 UH, HEY, MELISSA? 522 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,952 YEP. 523 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,465 DO YOU HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE OF THE INTERVIEWS 524 00:15:12,489 --> 00:15:13,054 AND THE FIGHT AND EVERYTHING? 525 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:14,188 I'VE GOT IT ALL. 526 00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:16,725 I WANT EVERY LAST COPY OF IT, PLEASE. 527 00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,426 WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM FOR? 528 00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,862 I'D LIKE TO EITHER BURN THEM OR RE—EDIT THEM 529 00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:23,331 SO IT LOOKS LIKE I WON AND THEN WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN 530 00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,033 I'LL SHOW THIS TO THEM 531 00:15:25,102 --> 00:15:26,980 AND THEY'LL THINK THAT THEIR FATHER ISN'T A COWARD. 532 00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:27,836 BRENDON, AFTER THAT FIGHT... 533 00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:29,303 WHAT? 534 00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:31,332 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HAVING CHILDREN. 535 00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:33,708 Brendon: HELLO? 536 00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:34,442 Shannon: Brendon! 537 00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:35,243 UH, YES? 538 00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:35,910 Shannon! 539 00:15:35,979 --> 00:15:37,045 HI. 540 00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:38,947 UH, HI. 541 00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:41,249 LOOK, I'M TURNING EIGHT SATURDAY AND I'M HAVING 542 00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:43,451 A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY AND, UM, YOU'RE COMING. 543 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,252 UM... 544 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,187 AND MELISSA, JASON... 545 00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:47,600 UM, YOU'RE INVITING ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY? 546 00:15:47,624 --> 00:15:49,691 OH, YEAH, SURE. 547 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,970 OH, YOU'RE NOT STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT FIGHT, ARE YOU? 548 00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:53,161 UH, NO... NO. 549 00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:54,663 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, COME. 550 00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:55,664 IT'D BE A LOT OF FUN. WE'RE HAVING A CLOWN. 551 00:15:55,732 --> 00:15:57,065 UM... 552 00:15:57,134 --> 00:15:59,400 AND, UM... WELL, HE'S NOT REALLY A CLOWN, 553 00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:01,770 BUT HE'S LIKE UM... BUT WE MAKE FUN OF HIM. 554 00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,415 WE GIVE HIM SOME DRINKS AND HE DANCES FOR US. 555 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:04,706 BE A LOT OF FUN. 556 00:16:04,775 --> 00:16:06,619 THERE'LL BE GAMES, YOU KNOW, UH... 557 00:16:06,643 --> 00:16:08,309 PLEASE, COME. 558 00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:10,078 UM, SURE, I... 559 00:16:10,147 --> 00:16:11,624 Okay, yeah, because, to be honest 560 00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:12,180 I'm new in the neighborhood... 561 00:16:12,248 --> 00:16:13,715 YEAH. 562 00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:16,718 AND A LOT OF KIDS HAVE BEEN KIND OF SCARED TO COME OVER 563 00:16:16,787 --> 00:16:18,865 AND I THINK IF I GET YOU ATTACHED TO THE PROJECT IT'LL, 564 00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:20,454 UH, BRING A LOT OF OTHERS IN. 565 00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:22,390 THEY'LL... YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. 566 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,357 HEY, WE'RE COOL, AREN'T WE? 567 00:16:23,426 --> 00:16:24,603 UM, YEAH. 568 00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:25,960 YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH MELISSA? 569 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,595 OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 570 00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:29,664 HAVE HER BRING HER VIDEO CAMERA. 571 00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:31,243 IT'S, UH, IT'S MY VIDEO CAMERA, ACTUALLY. 572 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,067 HAVE HER BRING YOUR VIDEO CAMERA. 573 00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:34,169 UH, WILL DO. 574 00:16:34,237 --> 00:16:36,783 UM, WHAT'S... CASUAL DRESS, OR... 575 00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:37,850 OH, YEAH, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 576 00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,107 4:00 P.M. 577 00:16:39,176 --> 00:16:41,242 OKAY, OKAY, FRI..UH... SATURDAY. 578 00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:43,812 Oh, by the way I'M REGISTERED AT TOYS 'R' US. 579 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,445 GOOD TO KNOW... OKAY. 580 00:16:44,514 --> 00:16:45,346 THANK YOU. 581 00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:47,055 Shannon: Yeah, sure. 582 00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:50,885 Brendon: HE'S INVITING US 583 00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:53,066 BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE THE BETTER MAN, I THINK. 584 00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:54,322 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 585 00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:55,735 Melissa: SO ON TOP OF BEATING YOU UP 586 00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,760 NOW HE'S THE NICE GUY WHO INVITES US TO HIS PARTY? 587 00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:00,962 YES, AND WE CAN'T LET HIM WIN. 588 00:17:01,031 --> 00:17:02,397 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 589 00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:03,576 I'M GOING TO GO THERE... 590 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,600 Mm—hmm... 591 00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:06,513 AND I'M GOING TO GET HIM A PRESENT. 592 00:17:06,537 --> 00:17:08,180 AND I'M GONNA GO THERE, I'LL BE REALLY NICE TO HIM. 593 00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:08,837 UH—HUH... 594 00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:10,082 Brendon: Right? 595 00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,183 And you're going to be really nice to him. 596 00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:13,119 I'm going to be very very nice, though. 597 00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:14,754 I'M GOING TO PLAY ALL THE GAMES AND I'M GOING 598 00:17:14,778 --> 00:17:16,477 TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN. 599 00:17:16,547 --> 00:17:17,957 I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN THERE, RIGHT? 600 00:17:17,981 --> 00:17:19,559 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GREAT GUEST. 601 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,260 Brendon: I'm going to have a great time and it's going to be fun 602 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:22,964 AND SHANNON AND I ARE GOING TO GET ALONG... 603 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,887 AND THEN I'LL BE THE BEST MAN. 604 00:17:25,956 --> 00:17:28,001 Brendon: Then I'll be better than him and that's how 605 00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:28,857 I'm going to beat him. 606 00:17:28,926 --> 00:17:30,592 YOU'LL BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME. 607 00:17:30,661 --> 00:17:32,393 WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR? 608 00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:34,342 WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO WEAR? 609 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,098 Shannon: BRENDON! 610 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:37,799 HEY! 611 00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,033 WELCOME! 612 00:17:39,102 --> 00:17:40,201 MELISSA, HI! 613 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,470 COME ON IN, YOU GUYS. 614 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,103 Brendon: JASON'S HERE... 615 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:42,737 SAY HI... 616 00:17:42,806 --> 00:17:44,606 OH, JASON, HI. 617 00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:46,519 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU, YOU KNOW WITHOUT THE MUD. 618 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,408 COME ON IN! 619 00:17:47,477 --> 00:17:48,409 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHANNON. 620 00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:48,977 Brendon: YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 621 00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:50,078 THANK YOU. 622 00:17:50,147 --> 00:17:51,457 OH, MY GOD, I BET THIS IS A BIKE. 623 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,482 WELL, THANK YOU. 624 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,316 THIS IS NICE. 625 00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,185 THIS IS A VERY NICE PLACE. 626 00:17:57,254 --> 00:17:58,364 Shannon: THIS IS MY BROTHER MICKEY. 627 00:17:58,388 --> 00:17:59,320 Brendon: UH, NICE TO MEET YOU. 628 00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:00,688 AND SHAWN. 629 00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:01,289 Brendon: OH, HELLO... 630 00:18:01,357 --> 00:18:02,490 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 631 00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,592 WELL, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? 632 00:18:04,661 --> 00:18:08,696 YES, ARE WE THE FIRST ONES HERE OR IS THIS IT, OR... 633 00:18:08,765 --> 00:18:10,376 UM, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAME. 634 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,900 WELL... YOU KNOW, THIS IS NICE. 635 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,146 IS THAT THE BACKYARD OUT THERE? 636 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:13,768 YEAH. 637 00:18:13,837 --> 00:18:14,635 IT'S NICE. 638 00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,604 ARE THERE ANY DRINKS? 639 00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:17,405 CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING? 640 00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:19,740 UH, YEAH. 641 00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:20,810 OKAY. 642 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:23,244 NO ONE ELSE HAS COME HERE. 643 00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:24,679 RIGHT. 644 00:18:24,747 --> 00:18:26,759 DID YOU ONLY INVITE PEOPLE THAT YOU'VE BEATEN UP? 645 00:18:26,783 --> 00:18:29,150 YEAH, SO IT SHOULD BE PACKED. 646 00:18:29,219 --> 00:18:30,018 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'RE THE FIRST ONES HERE, 647 00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,197 I MEAN, IT'S EARLY STILL. 648 00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:33,221 NO, YOU'RE HALF AN HOUR LATE. 649 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:36,257 I MEAN, NO ONE'S COMING. NO ONE LIKES ME. 650 00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:39,828 SHANNON, ARE YOU CRAZY? EVERYBODY LIKES YOU. 651 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:40,795 LET'S HAVE SOME CHIPS OR SOMETHING. 652 00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:42,530 NO, I WANT TO RESOLVE THIS. 653 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:44,966 OKAY, WELL, UH, 654 00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:47,467 YOU'RE POTENTIALLY A THREATENING PERSON, SHANNON. 655 00:18:47,536 --> 00:18:49,803 SO HOW CAN I REFORM MYSELF? 656 00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:50,304 HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 657 00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:51,738 UH—HUH. 658 00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:53,051 YOU TRY TO BE A LITTLE BIT NICER. 659 00:18:53,075 --> 00:18:56,176 AND, UH, BASICALLY, IF YOU DON'T HURT ANYBODY 660 00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:57,289 THEY MIGHT START TO LIKE YOU. 661 00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:58,411 HMM. 662 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,746 I DON'T KNOW. 663 00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:02,983 NO, I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING THERE. 664 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:04,429 AND, I'D LIKE TO SAY ONE THING ON TOP OF THAT. 665 00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:05,319 YEAH? 666 00:19:05,387 --> 00:19:06,519 SURPRISE! 667 00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:08,222 All: SURPRISE! 668 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,623 YOU LOSER! 669 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,304 Brendon: OH, OH, SHANNON YOU MADE ME 670 00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:13,593 LOOK LIKE A JERK. 671 00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:16,908 YOU BETTER TOUGHEN UP IF YOU'RE GOING TO SURVIVE. 672 00:19:16,932 --> 00:19:19,066 I KNOW, I KNOW. 673 00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:21,534 OH, HI, EVERYBODY. 674 00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:23,737 OH, YOU GUYS WERE HERE THAT WHOLE TIME? 675 00:19:23,805 --> 00:19:26,106 I'D LIKE TEN COPIES OF THAT, OKAY, MELISSA? 676 00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:27,440 BOB SAGET, HERE WE COME! 677 00:19:27,509 --> 00:19:29,343 RIGHT, YEAH. 678 00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:31,411 BOY, YOU SURE DID HUMILIATE ME AGAIN. 679 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,313 OOH, THAT'S YOU, THOUGH. 680 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,315 I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR PERSONALITY. 681 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,284 I BRING IT UPON MYSELF. 682 00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,386 WELL, IT'S GOOD, THOUGH, IN A WAY. 683 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:41,233 SO WHAT'S... WHAT'S NEXT ON THE AGENDA HERE? 684 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:43,168 I MEAN, HOW MANY OTHER WAYS AM I GOING TO GET HUMILIATED? 685 00:19:43,192 --> 00:19:45,292 IT'S UP TO YOU. 686 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,061 BRENDON, THIS IS A REALLY NICE HOUSE. 687 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:51,031 I KNOW, YOU WOULDN'T THINK HE'D LIVE HERE. 688 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,767 THE PRESENTATION OF THE FOOD IS REALLY GREAT. 689 00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:54,367 WHAT IS THAT? 690 00:19:54,436 --> 00:19:55,135 IS THAT... 691 00:19:55,204 --> 00:19:55,903 THOSE ARE MINI—QUICHES. 692 00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:56,770 OH, WOW. 693 00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:57,504 MINI—WHAT? 694 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,339 MINI—QUICHES. 695 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,618 DO THEY HAVE CHEESE IN THEM? BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT CHEESE. 696 00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:02,409 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 697 00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:05,913 DID YOU BRING ANYTHING UM, FOR, UH, SHANNON FOR HIS PARTY? 698 00:20:05,981 --> 00:20:07,425 Brendon: I GOT HIM SOME COLORED PENCILS 699 00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:09,382 AND A PAD OF PAPER. 700 00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:10,317 WOW, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 701 00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:11,385 THANKS. 702 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,953 WHAT'D YOU GET HIM? 703 00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:17,224 I, UM, GLUED BUTTONS ON POPSICLE STICKS. 704 00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:19,226 UH—HUH... MELISSA. 705 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:19,793 YEAH? 706 00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:20,294 FOLLOW ME. 707 00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:21,128 OKAY. 708 00:20:21,197 --> 00:20:21,528 BRING THE CAMERA. 709 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,162 WHY? 710 00:20:22,231 --> 00:20:24,331 SHH! 711 00:20:24,399 --> 00:20:25,065 Brendon: UH, SHANNON? 712 00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:26,733 YEAH? 713 00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:28,579 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME OUTSIDE 714 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,148 AND JUST HAVE A TALK WITH ME REALLY QUICKLY. 715 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:32,306 UM, WE'RE JUST... OKAY. 716 00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:33,140 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, GUYS! 717 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,341 OKAY. 718 00:20:34,409 --> 00:20:35,642 WATCH YOUR STEP. 719 00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:41,949 THIS WHOLE FIGHT THING, WHEN I CALLED YOU AND PICKED A FIGHT—... 720 00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:43,083 THAT'S NOT ME. 721 00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,395 THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF PERSON I AM. 722 00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:45,285 I AM NOT A HOS... 723 00:20:45,354 --> 00:20:46,986 I AM A PACIFIST... 724 00:20:47,056 --> 00:20:48,455 ULTIMATELY. 725 00:20:48,524 --> 00:20:49,764 YEAH, WELL, YOU FIGHT LIKE ONE. 726 00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:53,905 I'D BE A PACIFIST, TOO, IF I FOUGHT LIKE YOU. 727 00:20:53,929 --> 00:20:54,929 YEAH. 728 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,396 MY GOSH, I'D BE GANDHI! 729 00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:00,367 YOU KEEP GETTING ME, YOU KNOW? 730 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:02,635 BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS, LET'S START OVER. 731 00:21:02,704 --> 00:21:04,071 I AM SORRY. 732 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,672 PUT 'ER THERE. 733 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:08,408 UH, HEY, SHANNON, LOOK! 734 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,110 OW! 735 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:11,423 Brendon: THAT'S FOR JASON! 736 00:21:13,382 --> 00:21:15,982 I'M THE WINNER! 737 00:21:16,851 --> 00:21:17,484 RUN, BRENDON! 738 00:21:17,553 --> 00:21:21,321 I AM RUNNING! 739 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:23,256 STOP THE TAPE! 740 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:23,890 Melissa: I'LL STOP. 741 00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:25,325 STOP THE TAPE! 742 00:21:25,394 --> 00:21:26,538 SHOULD I GET YOUR MOM, OR... 743 00:21:26,562 --> 00:21:28,162 NO, I'M COOL. 744 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:28,929 WHAT? 745 00:21:28,998 --> 00:21:30,764 I'M FINE. 746 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:33,466 YOU'RE... HE DIDN'T REALLY HIT YOU? 747 00:21:33,535 --> 00:21:35,936 OH, HE HIT ME, SURE, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T HURT. 748 00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:38,739 I JUST THOUGHT, THROW THE GUY A BONE, YOU KNOW? 749 00:21:38,808 --> 00:21:40,686 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, I FEEL EXPANSIVE. 750 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,375 EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE VICTORY. 751 00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:43,911 IT'LL HELP HIM. 752 00:21:43,979 --> 00:21:46,413 DON'T WANT THE GUY TO HAVE A COMPLEX WHEN HE GETS OLDER. 753 00:21:46,481 --> 00:21:48,226 Melissa: WOW, THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU, SHANNON. 754 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,928 Shannon: OH, BE SURE... DON'T TELL HIM, THOUGH. 755 00:21:49,952 --> 00:21:51,712 Melissa: I WON'T, I WON'T. 756 00:22:16,511 --> 00:22:20,551 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE TRANSCRIPTION COMPANY BURBANK, CA WWW.TRANSCRIPTS.NET 50580

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