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(laughing maniacally)
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-♪ I can't believe you're all mine ♪
-Uh, what?
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♪ You and me for all time ♪
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-Ugh!
-♪ I'm never, ever ♪
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♪ Ever gonna be alone again ♪
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-Oh, boy.
-♪ The dream team, you and me ♪
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For all eternity?
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-♪ For all eternity! ♪
-Ahh!
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♪ It's the Ghost ♪
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♪ It's the Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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♪ I've been cursed ♪
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♪ It's the worst! ♪
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MOLLY: ♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪
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♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪
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♪ Is there a way to hit "restart"? ♪
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-Nope!
-♪ We're the Ghost ♪
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♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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-That's me!
-Well, that's she.
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SCRATCH AND MOLLY:
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪
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(upbeat music)
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MOLLY: Huh. I am still shocked
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Brighton is hosting
this year's Necrocomic-Con.
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It's the Upper Midwest's biggest
and only ghost hunter convention.
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It's a big honor.
Except the ghost-hunting-is-bad part.
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Right?
(scoffs)
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"I hate ghosts."
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Why would anyone want this hat?
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I want this hat!
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What? Technically, I do hate most ghosts.
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(shocked stutter)
Scratch!
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What are you doing here?
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This is a ghost hunter convention,
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and you are, you know, a ghost!
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Relax. No one will ever know.
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Hello, fellow cosplayer!
(Scratch laughs)
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See? I'm camouflaged,
so I can study my enemies up close.
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Ugh. This is about
the free swag, isn't it?
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SCRATCH: Molly, of course
it's about the free swag.
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-I love all this useless junk.
-You do love useless junk.
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SCRATCH: What is this, a back scratcher?
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I don't know what it is. I'm taking it.
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(sniffs, sighs)
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The sweet, sweaty, bathing optional scent
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of Necrocomic-Con.
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My favorite day of the year!
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As long as that mouth-breather
Ernie Fudderson doesn't ruin it.
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Ugh, he thinks he's so cool
just because he moderates
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the Internet's most trafficked
paranormal message board.
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-Oh, no. He spotted us.
-(Ruben exclaims)
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I see you, Chens, hiding behind
your abysmally small booth.
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What do you want, Fudderson?
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I just came to apologize
for my super long line of fans.
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I hope it's not interfering with your li--
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Oh, wait. You have no line.
(snickers)
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-Will you sign our baby?
-That would be great.
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I am always delighted to autograph a tot.
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Now, Chens, as I always say...
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Toodle-boo.
(snickers)
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I'm gonna smack that stupid fedora
right off of his--
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(both exclaiming)
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Esther, honey? Breathe...
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That walking hat rack won't be so smug
when we unveil our secret weapon.
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-Uh, we have a secret weapon?
-(Ruben scoffs)
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Ollie, come on.
You didn't forget the Phantom Cannister.
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(both gasp)
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(screeching)
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I still don't understand
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how the cannister trapped those ghosts.
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I know this prototype was faulty...
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June, honey, it worked.
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And now we have captured ghosts.
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We'll be the ones signing babies nonstop.
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The ghost hunting community
will unite behind us
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to exterminate ghosts once and for all.
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(chuckles)
That sounds super really great.
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-Didn't really understand the baby stuff.
-But you guys got your dream.
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We're going to grab some
of that convention sheet pizza now. Bye.
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(both panting)
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If my parents unveil
the Phantom Cannister...
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It'll be an all-out war on ghosts!
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-Scratch will be in danger.
-So with Geoff with a G!
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And Jeff with a J.
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All Ghost Jeffs
and their many assorted spellings!
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(tense music intensifies)
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(giggles)
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(whispers)
None of our ghost friends will be safe.
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SCRATCH: I need that. That too.
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Get on in here. Ooh.
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I can put this tote inside my other tote.
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I'm toting a tote.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: I will devour your soul.
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Adorable. In you go.
(Scratch chuckles)
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Killer costume.
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May we get a picture?
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Ah, of course. Come on. Get in here.
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SCRATCH: Now, let's do a silly one.
(yells)
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I love conventions!
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(deep voice)
Don't miss the back table.
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Great swag. Mini posters.
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Thanks, Lord Doom.
Glad to see you thriving, bud.
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GHOST PLUSHY: I will devour your soul.
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Okay, you distract my parents
with a Reverse Kitchen Sink.
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Meanwhile, I'll perform a Lonely Armadillo
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and grab the cannister. Got it?
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Ollie, I am loving
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the thought you put into
naming these maneuvers,
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but instead of an elaborate plan
to steal the Phantom Cannister,
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maybe you could just, I don't know,
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talk to your parents?
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(sighs)
My parents aren't like yours, Molly.
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OLLIE: They've devoted
their entire lives to hating ghosts.
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They'd never understand.
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I can't let them hurt innocent ghosts.
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And getting that cannister
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-is the only way to stop it.
-(Molly groans)
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I still don't think
this is a long-term solution,
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but you know what? Okay, I'm in.
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Now, explain
the Reverse Kitchen Sink again.
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And why is the armadillo lonely?
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Does he have to be lonely?
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Ah! Highlighter pens!
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I'm sure I'm definitely going
to need these someday.
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ERNIE: Nice costume.
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If you aim to traffic in highly
inauthentic ghost cliches.
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(scoffs)
I'm making fun of you.
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Uh, Ernie Fudderson's the name,
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the Internet's most learned man
of matters paranormal
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and phantasmic.
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Uh, don't embarrass yourself, chief.
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I know way more about
ghosts than you, okay?
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Oh, is that so?
Would you care to prove it...
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over ghost trivia?
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(chuckles)
Yeah, I'd love to prove it.
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MOLLY: Ooh. I'm losing track
of all the maneuver names.
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Are we doing the Salmon Flip
before or after the Wistful Mailman?
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Scrap the plans! We're going for a blitz.
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Just distract my parents,
and I'll grab the cannister.
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Aw, I was getting invested in the Mailman.
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-Molly. Molly!
-MOLLY: I finally got the hang
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-these maneuver names.
-Molly!
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Okay, forget the Mailman. You're right.
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♪ One, two, three, go! ♪
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(upbeat music)
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♪ You're on a mission and you need
To get 'em out of the booth ♪
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♪ But you lose control of your drone
And you fly it into the roof ♪
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Abort!
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♪ You gotta get that can
Any way that you can ♪
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♪ So you attack with a pack
Of odoriferous fans ♪
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♪ They'll ask for any random autograph
That they can... ♪
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Thanks, man! Also, who are you?
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-Ow.
-Ollie?
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I... I was just... Gotta go!
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♪ Oh, you're finding a way
To stop the Chens ♪
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♪ You must succeed ♪
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♪ Oh, you're trying again
And again and again ♪
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♪ Cosplay stampede ♪
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♪ Oh, preventing a war ♪
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♪ Between your family and friends ♪
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♪ You got to get that can
Before this song ends ♪
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♪ And it ends right now! ♪
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Question 136. The category is...
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Haunted Habitats.
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"Ghosts spend most of their time in..."
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-(bell rings)
-Dark dungeons!
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The Ghost World!
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The correct answer is...
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Dark dungeons.
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-(positive bell rings)
-Boo-yah!
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SCRATCH: What? That's not it at all.
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Fudderson really knows ghosts.
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I like him best because he's winning.
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SCRATCH: I hate his hat.
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Oh, no! We're out of time, Molly.
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Okay... Um, think, think, think.
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What if I run out there
in a chicken suit and distract everyone?
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Ollie, where would you even find
a chicken suit at this hour?
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I thought this con
was for poultry guys, not poltergeists.
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(chuckles)
I got to read more carefully.
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What? No, Ollie, No!
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-Molly--
-Not a good idea! No!
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Ollie, it's time to just
be honest with your family.
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(gulps)
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REFEREE: That's 10,432 points for Ernie
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and a pathetic negative eight points
for this other guy.
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SCRATCH: How is that even possible?
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Ernie Fudderson wins!
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-(crowd cheering)
-O-boo-viously.
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SCRATCH: Hey, no, no, this guy's a fraud!
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I would know because...
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(vocalizes frustration)
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I'm a real ghost.
(screams)
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A costume under a costume.
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Where does it end?
Oh, I've grown bored of you.
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-Be gone.
-CROWD: Boo!
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-MAN: Get out of here!
-I'm the chairman of the Ghost World!
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REFEREE: Fake!
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RUBEN: This is the moment, Chens.
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Our lives will change forever
when we give the world
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irrefutable proof that ghosts exist.
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Dad, uh, what if we, uh, didn't?
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Ollie, what are you talking about?
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What if, hypothetically,
not all ghosts are bad?
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Huh?
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Maybe some give squishy marshmallow hugs
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and are actually kind,
compassionate creatures.
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(Scratch screams)
I'll toodle-boot you, Fudderson!
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-Most of the time.
-(Scratch grunts)
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85 to 90 percent.
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-SCRATCH: I swear I will!
-Rounding up.
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Ollie, I'm so proud
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of the empathetic young man you've become.
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(Esther moans lovingly)
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-But you're dead wrong about ghosts.
-They are evil and must be stopped.
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Showtime!
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Why would you say ghosts are good?
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Don't you remember Halloween?
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We didn't save Brighton, June.
A good ghost did.
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Come on, June,
time to expose ectoplasmic evil
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to a room full of vicious haunt hunters.
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(shrieks)
I'm so excited, I alliterated.
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A ghost made my cannister work?
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We're about to show you something
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that will change ghost hunting forever.
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Under this sheet is indisputable proof
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-that ghosts exist.
-(crowd gasps)
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Okay, so we need to do
something drastic now.
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Where's that guy in the chicken suit?
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Behold!
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(both exclaim)
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-(doll squeaks)
-Captive ghosts!
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I will devour your soul.
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(laughter)
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What? The ghosts were right here!
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And they were really, really scary.
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All I see is indisputable proof
of your boo-foonery.
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How did I come up with it?
(laughing)
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-That wasn't you, was it?
-No.
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-Was it you?
-JUNE: It was me.
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(beeping)
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I couldn't figure out
how my cannister worked.
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The polarity was all wrong.
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But if a ghost did it,
that would explain things.
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June for the save! Thanks, sis.
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If you say ghosts can be good,
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well, I don't want
my tech hurting good ghosts.
246
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I'm going to have to do more experiments.
247
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Speaking of,
you are going to love Scratch--
248
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Let me back in, or at least
throw my swag out here.
249
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:37,053
Take my dignity,
but give me my free bandana!
250
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,681
Hello, Scratch. I'm June.
251
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I have lots of questions about ghosts.
252
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,436
Finally, someone who knows
the real deal when they see--
253
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-Whoa! Ooh. Wow.
-Ah, yes, he is very marshmallowy.
254
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Now, as an experiment, I'd like to maybe
255
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touch his eye goop a little.
256
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You want to experiment on me?
257
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,075
Yes.
258
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,453
All right. I got a good one for you.
259
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,955
Let's see how many tacos
I can eat in one sitting.
260
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,291
-What will that prove?
-SCRATCH: Hey, who's the ghost here?
261
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,460
Uh, he doesn't have
to prove ghosts are good.
262
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,212
Just ghosts aren't all bad, right?
263
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,214
Yeah, hopefully.
264
00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:16,467
Also, we should do
a similar experiment with ice cream.
265
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,094
SCRATCH: You know, for science.
266
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,596
SCRATCH AND MOLLY:
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
267
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(lively music)
268
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,355
Extra, extra! Read all about it!
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School newspaper goes bust!
270
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SCRATCH: A real live newspaper?
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00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:35,945
Like beepers, phonographs and me,
272
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,405
I thought these things were dead.
273
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,906
Yeah. This is the last edition
274
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,491
of The Brighton Middle School Bugle.
275
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,284
We lost our funding in budget cuts.
276
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,577
This is an outrage!
277
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,995
Journalism is about truth,
278
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,414
no matter where it takes us!
279
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,666
School spirit suffocates in silence.
280
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,751
This cannot, will not--
281
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,795
You didn't even know
there was a school paper, did you?
282
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,797
No, I did not! But now that I do,
283
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,966
we will save The Bugle!
284
00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:00,052
Listen up, everybody.
The Bugle needs a makeover.
285
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,303
A total overhaul.
286
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,847
You picking up what I'm putting down?
287
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,515
-You smelling what I'm cooking?
-(sniffs)
288
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,100
I smell it!
289
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,728
As your advisor, I advise you
290
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:12,148
to keep your enthusiasm to a dull roar.
291
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,649
(groans)
292
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,192
Right. Sorry, Mr. Pham.
293
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,861
MOLLY:
Andrea, you're on culture and fashion.
294
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:20,614
I'll give you the who wore what,
when, where and why it was a mistake.
295
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,825
MOLLY: Sheila, you're my go-to sports gal.
296
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,368
I'll knock it out of the park.
297
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,370
MOLLY: Nashua, cafeteria food critic.
298
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,372
Lunch lady Olga doesn't pull punches.
299
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,582
Neither will I.
300
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,793
Uh, boss, what about me?
301
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,796
I need a hard-hitting piece
worthy of our front page.
302
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,216
Something so juicy even
The Perfektborg Post will be jealous.
303
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,843
Sounds like a job for...
304
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,680
(sniffs)
The Bloodhound of Truth.
305
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,516
And The Scoop-Snoop!
(sniffing)
306
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,728
Come on, who calls you that?
307
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,147
Look, you want the help
of a supernatural entity
308
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,649
that can make himself invisible,
glide through solid walls,
309
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,568
and knows all the best
lunch spots, or not?
310
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:02,114
Okay, Scoop-Snoop, let's rock.
311
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,616
(howls)
312
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,702
Now for the dirty work, selling ads.
313
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,621
I've been out here all day,
314
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,706
and the only ad I've sold
is to Weird Larry.
315
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,541
I really don't think
that Baby Skunk Daycare
316
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,835
is going to take off like he hopes,
but I do love his enthusiasm.
317
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,837
Well, only one business left.
318
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,049
Save The Bugle! Save democracy!
319
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,675
MAN (distorted over radio):
Welcome to Flavor Burger.
320
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,762
Would you like to try
our new 100 percent turnip burger?
321
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,555
Was that a yes?
322
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,390
MAN: Pull up to the next window.
323
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,059
What do you say, Miss Fiamma?
324
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,894
Are you in to protect our freedom of press
325
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,522
by sponsoring an ad in The Brighton Bugle?
326
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,357
Well, we do need to advertise
327
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,984
our new 100 percent
Brighton Turnip Burger.
328
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,110
(nervous chuckle)
329
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,489
Ah, what the heck?
330
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,157
I'm supporting local turnip farmers.
331
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,368
I might as well support
local journalism, too.
332
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,663
Let's go for it. We'll take a full page
in every future edition of The Bugle.
333
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,289
-(car horn honks)
-Back off!
334
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,749
I'm saving journalism here!
335
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,669
(pop music)
336
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,550
♪ Go get that gossip, go get that dish ♪
337
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,386
-TEACHER: That's criminal!
-♪ Ooh, that sounds juicy ♪
338
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,263
♪ Very suspish ♪
339
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,641
♪ It's just a teacher
Microwaving some fish ♪
340
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,017
Oh...
341
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,520
♪ You gotta snoop for a scoop... ♪
342
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,189
Hot dish like gossip,
not a literal hot dish.
343
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,693
♪ Maybe that substitute
Is smuggling cash ♪
344
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,111
SUBSTITUE: Hey, that's my lunch!
345
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,989
♪ Maybe that janitor's
Got a fake mustache ♪
346
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:29,076
♪ You need that front page story
To make a splash ♪
347
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:33,455
♪ You gotta snoop for a scoop ♪
348
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,293
♪ They're writing 'bout lacrosse
They got hot goss ♪
349
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,670
♪ They're tasting cafeteria pizza sauce ♪
350
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,090
(slurps)
Hmm. Middling at best.
351
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,635
♪ Look at the bus driver, Gus
Looking so sus ♪
352
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,804
♪ Putting that bag
In the back of his bus... ♪
353
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,348
Let's air your dirty laundry, Gus.
354
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,142
Oh, it's his actual laundry, gross!
355
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,519
♪ Following your nose
Sniffing every scent ♪
356
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,980
♪ Maybe you can sneak
Inside that vent... ♪
357
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,815
And I'm stuck.
358
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,028
We always protect our sources
at The Bugle,
359
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,654
especially when it's my brother.
360
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,365
Darryl, I don't know how,
but I think they're on to you.
361
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,452
ANDREA: "I couldn't help but wonder,
was I wearing the clothes,
362
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,038
or were the clothes wearing me?"
363
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,708
Mr. Mayor, the story prints
with or without a comment from Goldie!
364
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,670
-Finished, boss!
-Nashua, this is not six column inches.
365
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,880
Get it down to a page.
366
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,717
I can't possibly do justice
to square-shaped pizza in one page.
367
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,512
The spice blend, the slice of technique.
The mouthfeel.
368
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,681
Turnips! Ugh...
369
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,391
One page.
370
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,185
And stop saying "mouthfeel."
It's freaking people out.
371
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,021
(Molly gasps)
The angles, the facial expressions.
372
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,148
MOLLY: These photos really tell a story.
373
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,944
And that story is,
I have this for four to six weeks.
374
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,695
Way to take one for the team, Sheila.
375
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,240
Libby, you got my front page story?
Is it juicy, in-depth, hard-hitting?
376
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,201
Uh, it will be.
377
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,203
It will be?
378
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,497
This is the headline story, Libby.
379
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,708
We need it to make readers salivate,
and we need it now!
380
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,544
Or do you want us to put out a paper
with a blank first page?
381
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,421
(wind howling)
382
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,924
That is not what Flavor Burger
is paying us for!
383
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,010
Don't worry, boss,
it'll be ready by the time we go to print.
384
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,846
That was a blatant lie.
385
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,392
I know! There's got to be
a story around here somewhere.
386
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,394
Buglers!
(imitates horn blowing)
387
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,021
The librarian is waiting to go
to press on this edition.
388
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,816
The future of journalism depends on us!
389
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,609
Delivery from Flavor Burger,
390
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,863
where the odds of flavor
are always in your favor.
391
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,906
(mutters)
392
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,867
"Hope these 100 percent Brighton
Turnip Burgers
393
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,537
fuel your quest for truth and justice."
394
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,747
Ha! I'd say integrity is its own reward,
395
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,499
but this is pretty good, too.
396
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,419
100 percent Brighton turnips? Ugh.
397
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,795
Do I even want to try this?
398
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,550
(whimsical music)
399
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,468
MOLLY: Oh, is it that bad?
400
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,846
No, that good!
401
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,472
This is delicious!
402
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,975
Celery, carrot, oregano,
403
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:02,187
and something else, but I can't place it.
404
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,064
It's delightful, but strange.
405
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,482
(all happily moan)
406
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,401
These are the best burgers I've ever had.
407
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,070
How did Flavor Burger
make turnips taste this delicious?
408
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,739
NASHUA: It's impossible.
409
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,490
You thinking what I'm thinking?
410
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,660
Uh-huh. Something stinks at Flavor Burger.
411
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,666
(gasps)
Here's the real scandal.
412
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,003
Why would anyone throw away
perfectly good chicken nuggets?
413
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,129
(Scratch gasps)
414
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,798
-(raccoon chitters)
-(Libby groans)
415
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,675
This stake-out is a bust.
416
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,218
Maybe there's no story here.
417
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,137
Maybe they've made turnips tasty.
418
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,639
You and I both know that is impossible.
419
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,516
(brake squeals)
420
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,814
LIBBY: Wait a minute!
421
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,026
That sign is faker
than Ezekiel Tugbottom's legacy.
422
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,908
Something is fishy here.
423
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,284
Ooh, tell me about it.
424
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,914
Oh, you meant Flavor Burger.
425
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,707
Yeah, yeah,
something's messed up for sure.
426
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,385
She just threw away the turnips.
427
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,222
But they're the main ingredient
in the Flavor Burgers.
428
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,599
Unless they're not.
429
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,481
(ominous music stings)
430
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:28,941
(camera shutter clicks)
431
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,198
BOTH: Flavor Burgers are made of...
432
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,908
MOLLY: Perfektborg Parsnips?
433
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,536
(all gasp)
434
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,914
They're serving burger
with a side of lies.
435
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,624
You wanted hard-hitting?
436
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,460
Well, this story hits
like a ton of bricks.
437
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,380
Perfektborg Parsnips. Of course!
438
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,550
I knew there was a delicious ingredient
I couldn't identify.
439
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,303
I mean, a disgusting ingredient
440
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,514
that shall never grace this tongue again.
441
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,517
Great work, Libby!
442
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,603
Just the kind of story that proves
why we need a school paper to begin with.
443
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,356
But if we run it,
we'll lose our biggest sponsor.
444
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,941
And The Bugle will shut down.
445
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:14,069
And we won't be able to report
on any other stories ever again.
446
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,703
(groans)
What am I gonna do?
447
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,913
I set out to save The Bugle.
448
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,499
-If I run the story, we're sunk.
-Well, I mean, uh...
449
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,251
Can I really bury a story like this?
450
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,378
Could I even call myself a journalist?
451
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,504
-Um...
-Ugh, but then again,
452
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,673
what good is journalism
if there is no paper?
453
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,009
Do I silence the story or The Bugle?
454
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:40,721
Well, it seems like
you don't actually want my input here,
455
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,473
so I'm just going to let
you figure this out on your own.
456
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:47,603
A wise person once told me,
journalism is about truth,
457
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,438
no matter where it takes us.
458
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,649
Using my own words against me, that hurts.
459
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,698
(sighs)
460
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:00,824
They'll thank me one day.
461
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:09,041
Parsnips? From Perfektborg?
How could they?
462
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,044
(screams)
463
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,005
(grunts)
464
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,507
-(grunting)
-(growls)
465
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,220
(all chanting)
Flavor Burger Betrays Brighton!
466
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,930
Turn down the flavor!
467
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,768
(all chanting)
Flavor Burger Betrays Brighton!
468
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,645
Turn down the flavor!
469
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,940
You don't understand!
You can't make turnips tasty!
470
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,275
I tried. I really tried.
471
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,360
(chanting continues)
472
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,945
Wow, takes guts, McGee,
473
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,279
I'm proud of you.
474
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,949
Yeah. The people deserve to know.
475
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,826
I mean, sure, Flavor Burger
pulled their funding,
476
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,247
but maybe, somehow,
the paper will be fine.
477
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,624
I'm just gonna have
a positive mental attitude.
478
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,876
Everything will be all...
479
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,294
MOLLY: Right, team,
we're all out of a job.
480
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,046
It's been an honor to be
481
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:59,216
your editor-in-chief
for the 16 whole hours.
482
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,802
I'm sorry that it's had to end like this.
483
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,847
I guess that's the price you pay
for integrity, so...
484
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,850
(scattered slow clap)
485
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,398
(gasps)
Guys!
486
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,192
You know I've always wanted
a slow clap just for me!
487
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,277
(knocks on door)
488
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,945
Is this The Brighton Bugle newsroom?
489
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,114
I want to buy an ad for my bakery.
490
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,740
-Us too.
-Me three!
491
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,450
But you all turned me down yesterday.
492
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,745
That was before you became
the number one news source in town.
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00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,956
Joanie Pataky just announced it
this morning.
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Joanie Pataky with KWP,
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now your number two source for local news
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behind The Brighton Middle School Bugle.
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(grunts)
I didn't go to grad school for this!
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(dramatic music)
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Team, The Bugle is saved! Democracy wins!
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(cheering)
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What did I say about keeping
the enthusiasm to a minimum?
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(muted cheering)
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SCRATCH AND MOLLY:
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
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(closing theme music)
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