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GOOD MORNING, MRS. CONNER.
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HI, DAVID. JUST GET UP?
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UH-HUH.
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I GUESS SOMETIMES
WHEN YOU WAKE UP,
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YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE
IN YOUR OLD HOUSE, HUH?
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MUST BE HARD
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TO BREAK OUT OF
YOUR OLD ROUTINE.
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YEAH, I GUESS.
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MRS. CONNER, THESE
ARE MY UNDERWEAR.
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YOU REALLY DON'T
HAVE TO WASH THESE.
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HEY, IT'S JUST LAUNDRY TO ME.
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I DON'T MIND.
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I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
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I'D NEVER WANT TO
EMBARRASS YOU, DAVID.
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THANK YOU.
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HEY, ROSEANNE.
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JACKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BUYING
ME AN ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
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STILL LOOKING.
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I WANT TO GET YOU
SOMETHING YOU WANT.
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CAN YOU GET ME INTO THE
WITNESS RELOCATION PROGRAM?
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TRUST ME, I WILL GET
YOU SOMETHING NICE.
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I MEAN, 2O YEARS,
THAT'S A BIGGIE.
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DAVID, DID YOU KNOW...
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NO, JACKIE, HE DOESN'T KNOW
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WHAT WE WANT FOR
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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OH, O.K.
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OH, 'CAUSE I THOUGHT
MAYBE SOMETHING
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MIGHT JUST POP OUT OF HIS HEAD.
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WHAT?
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT PLANNED
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FOR THE BIG EVENT?
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IT'S GOING TO BE SO GREAT.
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WE'RE GOING ALL-OUT THIS TIME.
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STARTING WITH A REALLY
ROMANTIC PRIME RIB DINNER,
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THE 20th ANNIVERSARY
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IS THE RED MEAT AND
LIQUOR ANNIVERSARY.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING HIM YET?
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IT'S KIND OF HARD TO
SURPRISE HIM WITH A GIFT
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WHEN I GIVE HIM A
GIFT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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YOU KNOW, THE MAGIC THAT IS ME.
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WE KEEP WAITING FOR
YOU TO RUN OUT OF THAT.
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ANYWAY, I DID HAVE THIS ONE IDEA
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FOR A GIFT.
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I DON'T KNOW, IT'S
KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
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COME ON, EMBARRASSING IS GOOD.
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O.K...
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
HOW LIKE THIS YEAR
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I'M KIND OF THINNER, YOU KNOW,
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ON ACCOUNT OF WHEN
I LOST MY APPETITE
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WORKING AROUND
FOOD AND YOU AND MOM?
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SO I THOUGHT I'D GET
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ONE OF THOSE, UH,
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BOUDOIR PHOTOS, YOU KNOW?
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IS THAT COMPLETELY NUTS?
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NO! I THOUGHT THEY
COST TOO MUCH.
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I'VE BEEN DOING GOOD
AT SAVING MY MONEY
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AND STEALING YOUR TIPS.
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HIS OWN PRIVATE CENTERFOLD.
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DAN MUST'VE BEEN A
VERY GOOD BOY THIS YEAR.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
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HE'S BEEN WITH THE
COMPANY FOR 20 YEARS NOW.
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THIS IS KIND OF LIKE HIS
GOLD WATCH, YOU KNOW.
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PLUS, IT'LL GET HIM ALL
HOT AND EVERYTHING.
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EXCUSE ME.
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DO YOU GUYS KNOW I'M HERE?
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GEEZ, DAVID, I DIDN'T KNOW
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YOU WERE SUCH A SENSITIVE KID.
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HE SURE IS, JACKIE, AND
YOU'VE EMBARRASSED HIM.
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JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE.
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NICE CAMOUFLAGE, ZIT BOY.
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OH, GOD.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WRAPPING YOUR PRESENT FROM D.J.
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WHAT DID HE GET US?
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IF I TELL YOU, YOU
MIGHT TELL D.J.,
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AND THEN HE
WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED,
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BUT THIS IS SOMETHING
YOU CAN OPEN NOW.
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HEY...
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A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO
MAURY'S BIG AND TALL.
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YOU CAN GET A SPORTS
COAT FOR YOUR DINNER.
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A MAN WITH TWO JACKETS.
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I'LL BE THE TALK OF THE TOWN.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU
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EXCEPT TO ASK YOU TO
WRAP ROSIE'S PRESENT.
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OH, LET ME SEE. OH, DAN.
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OH, A SHOE RACK.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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SHE IS NOT
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GOING TO BE EXPECTING THIS.
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IT'S A GOOD PRESENT, DAN.
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GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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REALLY GOOD.
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IT'S BAD, DAN.
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A BAD PRESENT, REALLY BAD.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU,
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SHE'S SPENDING SO MUCH
MONEY ON YOU THIS YEAR.
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SHE'S DOING IT
'CAUSE SHE LOVES YOU.
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SHE SAYS THAT,
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BUT SHE KNOWS I
DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
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IF SHE REALLY LOVED
ME, SHE'D BUY ME CRAP.
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THIS IS LOVE.
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OH, DAN, SHE KNOWS YOU'RE BROKE,
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BUT YOU COULD GET HER
SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL.
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DON'T YOU THINK I WANTED TO?
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THIS WAS SECOND ON MY LIST.
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"ANYTHING BUT A SHOE RACK.
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SHOE RACK."
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DON'T THINK PRACTICAL,
THINK ROMANTIC.
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I KNOW YOU'RE NO GOOD AT IT,
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BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
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YOU'RE A MAN.
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PROBABLY WHY MY SHOES
DON'T MATCH MY BAG.
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WE'VE SHOPPED ALL DAY.
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WHY DON'T YOU GET
MOM THAT CRYSTAL THING?
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IT COSTS TOO MUCH, DEEJ.
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EVERYTHING COSTS TOO MUCH.
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THERE'S A VALUABLE LESSON
TO BE LEARNED HERE, SON.
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YOU CAN PROFIT FROM IT.
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DADDY'S IN BIG TROUBLE...
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BIG, BIG TROUBLE.
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LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR A WHILE.
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I WANT TO USE AUNT
JACKIE'S GIFT CERTIFICATE.
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DO WE HAVE TO GO IN
THE BIG AND FAT STORE?
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BIG AND TALL, DEEJ.
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I LIKE IT. LET'S GO.
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NO, NOT THE RIGHT SIZE.
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I LIKE IT. LET'S GO.
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NICE TRY, DEEJ.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
JOIN THOSE OTHER KIDS
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PLAYING IN THAT PANT LEG?
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O.K.
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THAT JACKET LOOKS
JUST GREAT ON YOU, SIR.
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BLACK IS VERY SLIMMING.
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I'M NOT HERE 'CAUSE I'M BIG.
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I'M HERE 'CAUSE I'M TALL.
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I SEE.
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THEN THAT JACKET MAKES
YOU LOOK VERY SHORT.
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SO... WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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UNDER 100 BUCKS. SOLD.
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I'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE
AND PIN THESE UP.
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YOU'LL BE OUT IN A SEC.
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YOU DO A GREAT BUSINESS HERE.
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YEAH...
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THE RECESSION'S
STILL ON, BUT, UH...
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I THINK THAT FITNESS CRAZE
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IS FINALLY STARTING TO PASS.
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I'M ACTUALLY SHORT-HANDED.
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OH, YEAH?
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YOU HIRING?
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WHY, ARE YOU INTERESTED?
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WELL, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM
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TO WORK IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.
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I MEAN, I'M BIG,
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SO I KNOW HOW HARD IT
IS TO BUY BIG CLOTHES.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP
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THE LARGE BE BETTER DRESSED.
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WELL, THIS PROBABLY
ISN'T FOR YOU.
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I'M ONLY LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TILL JUNE.
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PERFECT, 'CAUSE I'D SHOOT MYSELF
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IF I HAD TO WORK HERE
LONGER THAN THREE MONTHS.
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I NEED SOME BUCKS TO BUY
AN ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
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CAN YOU DO IT ON MINIMUM
WAGE PLUS 15% COMMISSION?
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SOLD.
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TERRIFIC!
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JIM ACKERMAN.
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DAN CONNER.
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THANKS. THIS IS GREAT, JIM.
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HEY, DAD, LOOK.
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I CAN GET THIS BELT
AROUND ME THREE TIMES.
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THAT'S NOT VERY SENSITIVE, DEEJ.
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A PERSON WHO HAS TO WEAR THAT
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WOULDN'T APPRECIATE IT.
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GO RUN AND PUT IT BACK.
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THAT'S JUST GREAT.
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THAT'S THE ATTITUDE
YOU NEED TO WORK HERE.
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THANKS. SO, JIM,
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ABOUT OUR CUSTOMERS,
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WHO'S LIKE THE
BIGGEST, FATTEST GUY
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YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
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ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT IN THERE?
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THERE'S NO WEDDING RING IN HERE.
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HAVE YOU RETRACED YOUR STEPS
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FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS?
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I WENT FROM HOME TO WORK,
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WORK TO HOME, HOME TO WORK,
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THE OPERA,
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WORK TO HOME, HOME TO WORK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WE'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP LOOKING,
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BUT WE'VE GOT TO
GET OUT OF HERE SOON
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TO GET TO THAT BOUDOIR
PHOTO PLACE BY 3:00.
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I CAN'T TAKE A SLUTTY PICTURE
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WITHOUT MY WEDDING RING.
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I'LL LOOK CHEAP.
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ROSIE, I SEARCHED
THROUGH THE CLOSET.
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I COULDN'T FIND IT.
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IT'S A WONDER YOU
CAN FIND ANYTHING
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WITH THEM SHOES
CLUTTERING EVERYTHING.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, HONEY.
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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU FIND STUFF?
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WHEN YOU STOP LOOKING FOR IT.
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I'M GOING TO READ
THIS NEWSPAPER.
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WATCH HOW FAST IT SHOWS UP.
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DON'T YOU CARE THAT I
LOST MY WEDDING RING?
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COME ON, ROSEANNE.
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I PULLED DOUBLE-SHIFT ALL WEEK.
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I'M EXHAUSTED.
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I'M GOING TO LOOK IN
THE LIVING ROOM AGAIN.
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IF I DON'T FIND IT, I'M
GETTING D.J. X-RAYED.
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HAVE YOU...
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DID YOU TRY THE VACUUM BAG?
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THE VACUUM BAG?
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HOW THE HELL WOULD IT
GET INTO THE VACUUM BAG?
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SHH.
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COME HERE. I GOT THE RING.
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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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OH, DAN, THAT IS GORGEOUS!
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I STOLE IT FROM HER WHEN
SHE WAS DOING THE DISHES
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AND TOOK IT TO A JEWELER.
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I HAD THEM PUT ON THAT
EXTRA BAND WITH A DIAMOND.
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THOSE THREE GARNETS
REPRESENT EACH ONE OF THE KIDS.
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HEY, I DON'T HEAR YOU
GUYS LOOKING IN THERE!
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GET OFF MY BACK, WOMAN!
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THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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HOW'D YOU SWING THAT?
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I'M PAYING FOR IT
IN INSTALLMENTS.
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BY OUR 110th ANNIVERSARY,
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SHE'LL OWN IT OUTRIGHT.
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SHE'S GOING TO BE BLOWN AWAY.
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YOU CAN'T LET HER KEEP LOOKING.
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SHE'S GOING NUTS.
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THIS IS THE BIGGEST SURPRISE
I'VE EVER TRIED TO PULL.
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I CAN'T GIVE IT TO
HER TILL SATURDAY.
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I GUESS I HAVE TO START
LOOKING IN HERE AGAIN.
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WHOA, ROSIE!
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JACKIE, COME HERE, QUICK!
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00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,363
FIND IT?
242
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,042
I THINK I SEE IT IN THE DRAIN.
243
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,768
I CAN SEE IT!
244
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,636
MAYBE I COULD SEE IT
245
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,540
IF YOU'D MOVE YOUR BIG HEAD!
246
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,241
OH, THERE IT IS.
247
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:16,840
YOU'RE RIGHT.
248
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,977
THAT IS MY RING.
249
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,212
ARE YOU SURE?
250
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,447
DAN, I THINK I WOULD KNOW
251
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,716
IF I SAW MY OWN
WEDDING RING, O.K.?
252
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,250
TAKE THAT DRAIN OUT.
253
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,319
ROSEANNE, THAT'S A BIG JOB.
254
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,132
I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS.
255
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,156
I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME
256
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,225
AND TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING PERSONAL,
257
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,926
AND I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT
258
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:36,962
SOMEWHERE ELSE
259
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:41,799
BEFORE 3:00.
260
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,301
OH, YEAH. O.K.
261
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,736
WELL, YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME,
262
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,772
SO, O.K., UH...
263
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,174
I'LL GO GET MY COAT.
264
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,480
HELLO.
265
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,683
YEAH, HEY, JIM. HOW'S IT GOING?
266
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,417
OH, MAN, NO.
267
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,529
I CAN'T WORK SATURDAY NIGHT.
268
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,854
IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY.
269
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,292
WELL, SURE, I WANT
TO KEEP IT, BUT...
270
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,794
NO, I'LL BE THERE.
271
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:10,395
NO, DON'T WORRY.
272
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,963
MY WIFE'LL UNDERSTAND.
273
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,633
JUST ONE THING.
274
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:16,845
COULD YOU SWING BY IN A SKI MASK
275
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:20,405
AND DRAG ME OFF AT GUNPOINT?
276
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,440
NEVER MIND.
277
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,821
NO.
278
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,556
NEXT.
279
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,157
HOLD ON.
280
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:39,890
I GOT IT.
281
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:43,294
THIS IS IT. DAN WOULD LOVE THIS.
282
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,595
A MAID'S UNIFORM?
283
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:49,300
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO
BE FANTASY, NOT REALITY.
284
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,979
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL FIND SOMETHING.
285
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,337
ARE THOSE THINGS
LIKE BOWLING SHOES?
286
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,441
YOU THINK THEY SPRAY
THEM AFTER EVERY TIME?
287
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,877
HERE. TRY THIS.
288
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,546
OOH, THAT'S REALLY PRETTY.
289
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,582
OOH! HEY, HOW DO
I SNEAK THESE OUT
290
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,017
UNDER MY CLOTHES?
291
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,332
YOU DON'T HAVE TO. THEY'RE
YOURS. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
292
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,490
OH, THANK YOU.
293
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,892
GOSH, SO BEAUTIFUL.
294
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,272
NOW I'LL LOOK LIKE
THE KIND OF HOOKER
295
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,197
YOU GOT TO SAVE UP FOR.
296
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,611
O.K., ARE WE ABOUT READY?
297
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,579
YEAH. SHE'S JUST
GETTING ALL TRASHED UP.
298
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,037
GOOD. SO, MRS. CONNER,
299
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:29,941
ARE WE GOING TO BE
USING ANY PROPS TODAY?
300
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,476
I'VE GOT A COUPLE
MIDGETS IN MY CAR.
301
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,845
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PROPS?
302
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:38,383
ALL RIGHT. STANDARD
BEDROOM SET. HO HUM.
303
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,762
HEY, JACKIE, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
304
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,484
I BET YOU YOUR HUSBAND
305
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,022
WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU IN THIS.
306
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,757
OH, WELL, DON'T
HAVE A HUSBAND, BOB,
307
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,158
BUT THANKS FOR ASKING.
308
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,338
OH. WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
309
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,228
NO. NO BOYFRIEND EITHER.
310
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:55,032
COOL.
311
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,234
ROSEANNE, COME OUT OF THERE.
312
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,636
I WANT TO SEE
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
313
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,505
OH, I DON'T WANT...
314
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,617
YOU DON'T WANT TO?
315
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,908
THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA.
316
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,242
IF THE NEGATIVES GET OUT,
317
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,545
I'LL NEVER BE PRESIDENT.
318
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,692
ROSEANNE, COME OUT HERE.
319
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:13,351
OH, I JUST DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
320
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,186
I'LL JUST TAKE THIS HOME,
321
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,954
THEN DAN CAN SEE
ME IN IT FOR REAL.
322
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:21,192
THIS WAY HE GETS TO SEE
IT WHENEVER HE WANTS.
323
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,561
TRUST ME, JACKIE, HE GETS
TO SEE IT WHENEVER HE WANTS.
324
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:28,332
ROSEANNE, JUST DO IT.
325
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,867
O.K.
326
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,368
GOOD. THERE. SEE?
327
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,772
OH, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
328
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,052
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'LL
ALWAYS BE GLAD YOU DID.
329
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,576
YEAH. I'VE READ THAT
OLD BROAD IN A CAT SUIT
330
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,613
HAD SECOND THOUGHTS.
331
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,882
O.K., MRS. CONNER,
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
332
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:45,817
I CAN'T DO IT, JACKIE.
333
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,352
OH, YES, YOU CAN.
334
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,988
HOW IMPORTANT IS THIS
ANNIVERSARY TO YOU? VERY.
335
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,524
AND WHO'S THE MAN
YOU LOVE THE MOST?
336
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,695
TOM JONES.
337
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,263
SECOND.
338
00:14:59,299 --> 00:14:59,964
DAN.
339
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:04,402
ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.
340
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,181
O.K., HERE'S WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO.
341
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:09,840
KNEEL ON THE BED.
LEAN TOWARD ME.
342
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,643
KICK YOUR BACK LEG BEHIND YOU.
343
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,389
ARCH YOUR BACK.
STICK OUT YOUR CHEST,
344
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:21,385
AND SMACK YOUR LIPS.
345
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,422
PERFECT.
346
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,265
DAN. IN HERE.
347
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,866
DID YOU GET MY WEDDING RING OUT?
348
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,003
ROSIE, HONEY, WE NEED TO TALK.
349
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,739
SO IT WASN'T IN THERE, RIGHT?
350
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,042
NO.
351
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,821
LISTEN, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
352
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,989
WE'LL HAVE TO CELEBRATE
OUR ANNIVERSARY
353
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:51,783
ON ANOTHER NIGHT. I
HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.
354
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:56,287
YOU GOT TO WORK TOMORROW?
355
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,389
OH, I GET WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
356
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,502
YOU'RE SAYING YOU HAVE TO WORK
357
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,327
SO I'LL HATE YOU,
358
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,896
THEN AT THE LAST MINUTE
YOU'LL DO SOMETHING GREAT
359
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,164
LIKE THROW ME A SURPRISE PARTY
360
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,534
SO I'LL LOVE YOU. RIGHT?
361
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,271
YES. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
362
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,616
EXCEPT WITHOUT THE GREAT THING
363
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,620
AND THE REALLY
NICE I LOVE YOU PART.
364
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,243
SO YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO WORK?
365
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,112
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
366
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,179
I GOT NO CHOICE.
367
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,859
YEAH, YOU DO. QUIT.
368
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,984
I CAN'T. I PROMISED
I'D BE THERE.
369
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,619
YOU'RE KEEPING A
PROMISE TO SOME GUY
370
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,654
THAT YOU KNEW
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS
371
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,357
AND BREAKING A PROMISE
TO YOUR WIFE OF 20 YEARS?
372
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,494
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL
ANNIVERSARY, DAN.
373
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,328
IT'S A TEMPORARY JOB.
374
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,942
LOOK, DON'T SAY ANY MORE.
375
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,466
I'LL SAY PLENTY MORE.
376
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,035
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DOING THIS.
377
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,804
YOU'RE THE MOST
SELFISH MAN IN THE WORLD.
378
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,405
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME
379
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,710
OR 20 YEARS OF
MARRIAGE, ONLY YOU.
380
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,679
YOU THINK I'M SO SELFISH,
381
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,914
AND I ONLY CARE ABOUT MYSELF?
382
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,316
I CAN'T QUIT MY
STUPID LITTLE JOB
383
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:05,589
BECAUSE I HAD TO PAY FOR THIS.
384
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:06,523
IT'S MY WEDDING RING.
385
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,736
YES. YOUR WEDDING RING.
386
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,962
OH, BABY, YOU'RE IN DEEP NOW.
387
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,130
YOU GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY?
388
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,366
WHO THE HELL ASKED
YOU TO DO THIS?
389
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,634
WHAT?
390
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,069
WELL, YOU WRECKED IT.
391
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:23,741
DID I EVER ASK YOU TO CHANGE
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS RING?
392
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,943
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY RING
393
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,612
JUST LIKE YOU RUINED
MY ANNIVERSARY.
394
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,780
OH! OH, MAN!
395
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,893
YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
396
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,696
I TOOK A JOB WHERE
I SPEND ALL DAY
397
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,254
ASKING FAT MEN HOW THEY DRESS
398
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,333
TO PAY FOR THAT RING.
399
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,357
YOU ONLY TOOK THAT JOB
400
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,660
SO YOU COULD GO BUY THAT RING
401
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,596
BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU'D BE
WORKING ON MY ANNIVERSARY
402
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:53,631
AND YOU NEEDED TO GET THAT
RING SO I WOULDN'T BE MAD.
403
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,510
YOU ARE INSANE.
404
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,656
I'M GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT
405
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,612
AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DID
406
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,692
THE NIGHT BEFORE OUR WEDDING.
407
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,995
I'LL BE WITH FRIENDS
GETTING DRUNK.
408
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,051
YOU WEREN'T WITH FRIENDS.
409
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,286
YOU WERE WITH YOUR MOM.
410
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,566
MY MOM CAN DRINK MY FRIENDS
411
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,790
UNDER THE TABLE ANY DAY!
412
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,867
COACH, SORRY I BROKE CURFEW,
413
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,302
BUT I'M SURE I CAN
PLAY TOMORROW.
414
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,072
DAN, I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE.
415
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,208
O.K.
416
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,678
EVER?
417
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,224
NOT UNTIL I GIVE
YOU A LITTLE ADVICE.
418
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,749
JACKIE, I ALREADY
TOOK YOUR ADVICE.
419
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,451
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO
GET HER THE SHOE RACK,
420
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,819
OR SHE'D BE MAD.
421
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:44,822
WHAT A RELIEF
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
422
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:47,324
LET HER COOL DOWN,
DAN. SHE'S UPSET.
423
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,893
DID YOU TALK TO HER?
424
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,040
SHE ASKED ME IF I
KNEW ABOUT THE RING.
425
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,263
AND YOU SAID?
426
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,665
YEAH.
427
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,701
AND THEN?
428
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,680
SHE AND I DECIDED I
SHOULD SPEND THE NIGHT
429
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,838
ON THE PORCH.
430
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,206
SO, YOU'RE LOCKED OUT?
431
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,908
YEAH.
432
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,610
GOOD NEWS. YOU DON'T LIVE HERE.
433
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,289
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU, DAN.
434
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,480
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
435
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,382
OOH, PLEASE, HELP ME SOME MORE.
436
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,918
I'M STILL BREATHING.
437
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,531
I DIDN'T ASK TO GET
DRAGGED INTO THIS.
438
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,488
NO, JACKIE, YOU NEVER ASK.
439
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,156
YOU JUST DIVE IN.
440
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,392
THE BEST PART IS,
SHE HATES THE RING.
441
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,161
I KNOW. GIVE IT TO ME.
442
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,330
MAYBE THEY CAN
PUT THE RING BACK,
443
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,533
AND YOU'LL ONLY PAY FOR LABOR.
444
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,768
GOOD. DO IT.
445
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,704
YOU GOT TO LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
446
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,272
IF YOU HADN'T
GIVEN ME BAD ADVICE
447
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,074
AND I HADN'T TAKEN IT
448
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,310
AND THE ANNIVERSARY
WASN'T WRECKED,
449
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:44,548
AND ROSEANNE WASN'T MAD AT ME,
450
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,760
I WOULDN'T GET TO
SPEND THE NIGHT
451
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,784
ON THE PORCH.
452
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,691
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
453
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,927
THE SHIRT LOOKS GREAT.
454
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,464
THE SHIRT'S MINE. I
TRIED ON THE PANTS.
455
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:05,769
I THINK THE PANTS
BRING OUT THE SHIRT.
456
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:06,904
HEY.
457
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,340
OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
458
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,141
I WASN'T DONE
YELLING AT YOU YET.
459
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:16,046
I THOUGHT OF A FEW
MORE MEAN THINGS TO SAY.
460
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,559
ROSEANNE, I DON'T
NEED THIS INSANITY
461
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,684
DURING A MIDNIGHT MADNESS SALE.
462
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,920
WELL, THEN MAYBE WE
SHOULD TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
463
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,833
I CAN'T. I'M WORKING.
464
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,024
O.K., WELL, I'LL JUST
START SCREAMING HERE.
465
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,594
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
466
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,030
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT
467
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,734
ALL THE WAY TO YOGURT CITY.
468
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,635
WHAT'S THIS?
469
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,770
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
470
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,872
OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
471
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:42,840
YOU GOT EVERYTHING HERE.
472
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,811
CORN DOGS. YOU REMEMBERED
OUR WEDDING DINNER.
473
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,980
AND...
474
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,731
WELL, YOU KNOW I'M NOT VERY GOOD
475
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,622
AT SAYING I'M SORRY
476
00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,968
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I NEVER AM,
477
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:04,895
BUT I JUST THINK I
WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME.
478
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,643
AND I FIGURE, YOU
KNOW, AFTER 20 YEARS,
479
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:11,034
EVERY MAN DESERVES TO HEAR THIS.
480
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,369
I WAS WRONG.
481
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:13,570
AND AFTER 20 YEARS,
482
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,206
EVERY WOMAN
DESERVES TO HEAR THIS.
483
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,041
I AGREE WITH YOU.
484
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,455
WELL, SO, DON'T
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
485
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,712
TO GIVE ME?
486
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,913
UM...
487
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,449
COME ON. I'LL SAY YES.
488
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,617
REALLY?
489
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,119
PROMISE.
490
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,720
ALL RIGHT.
491
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,757
ROSEANNE, WILL
YOU NOT BE MAD AT ME
492
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,836
FOR GIVING THE RING TO JACKIE
493
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,527
TO HAVE IT PUT BACK
THE WAY IT WAS?
494
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,763
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
I LOVED THAT RING.
495
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,099
DAMN IT, ROSEANNE,
FIRST YOU HATE IT,
496
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,634
THEN YOU LOVE IT...
497
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:47,605
THEN I SHOW YOU I GOT
IT BACK FROM JACKIE
498
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,350
BEFORE SHE TOOK
IT BACK TO THE GUY
499
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:54,711
TO HAVE IT PUT BACK.
500
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:59,317
YOU MAY NOW EAT THE CORN DOG.
501
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,196
NOW I GOT TO GIVE
YOU YOUR PRESENT,
502
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:09,193
BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE
THAT YOU WON'T LAUGH.
503
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:14,298
BA-OOG!
504
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,467
GADZOOKS!
505
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,169
WHY, MISS CONNER,
I CAN'T MARRY YOU.
506
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,605
I'VE FALLEN IN
LOVE WITH ANOTHER.
507
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,519
YOU DON'T THINK IT'S STUPID?
508
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,609
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, HONEY.
509
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,645
WELL, HELL, I ALWAYS
THOUGHT YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.
510
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,857
YOU REALLY LIKE IT?
511
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:29,980
YEAH.
512
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,359
GOOD, 'CAUSE I MADE
YOU AN APPOINTMENT
513
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,051
NEXT WEEK,
514
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:37,087
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
START SHAVING NOW.
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