Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,073
READ THIS.
2
00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:09,374
IS IT A VALENTINE
3
00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:12,778
OR ARE THEY HOLDING
YOU BACK A YEAR?
4
00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,646
WHEN I WAS 5, YOU
SIGNED A CONTRACT
5
00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,481
SAYING WHEN I WAS 12,
6
00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,050
I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED.
7
00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:21,352
MY BIRTHDAY'S ON MONDAY.
8
00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,188
OOH, THIS IS SO CUTE.
9
00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,201
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU SAVED THIS.
10
00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,759
I'VE BEEN WAITING.
11
00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,405
WELL, IT'S ALL HERE, D.J.,
12
00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:32,464
SO I GUESS STARTING
MONDAY YOU'RE FREE.
13
00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:36,101
IT'S BEEN GREAT BEING YOUR MOM.
14
00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,369
YES!
15
00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:40,772
OH, OH, WAIT, D.J.
16
00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:45,611
WELL, YOU FORGOT
TO GET THIS NOTARIZED.
17
00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:49,247
I'M SORRY. GO CLEAN THE CHIMNEY.
18
00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,483
I'M SICK OF THIS FAMILY.
19
00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:54,319
LINE FORMS TO THE REAR.
20
00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,554
I'M GOING TO BE 12.
21
00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,389
I DON'T WANT ANY
MORE BABYSITTERS.
22
00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,725
BECKY AND DARLENE WERE
ALLOWED TO STAY ALONE
23
00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,360
WHEN THEY WERE MY AGE.
24
00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:05,096
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE GIRLS
MATURE FASTER THAN BOYS.
25
00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,231
SO WHEN DO BOYS GET MATURE?
26
00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:11,169
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW AS
SOON AS YOUR DAD GETS THERE.
27
00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,704
I HEARD THAT,
28
00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,741
AND I CHOOSE TO RESPOND THUSLY.
29
00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,080
MOM LIED TO ME.
30
00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,627
WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY.
THERE ARE KIDS IN CHINA
31
00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:27,886
WHOSE MOTHERS HAVE
NO LIES TO GIVE THEM.
32
00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:31,056
MOM SAYS BOYS AREN'T
AS MATURE AS GIRLS.
33
00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,402
DAMN IT. THE BOY KEEPS HEARING
34
00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,627
ALL THIS NEGATIVE STUFF
ABOUT MEN, AND IT'S NOT TRUE.
35
00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:38,430
HE'S AS MATURE AS
THE GIRLS EVER WERE.
36
00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:41,444
WELL, YOUR SON WANTS TO
STAY HOME ALL BY HIMSELF.
37
00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:44,502
NO WAY. HE'S A BOY.
38
00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:45,603
I'M GOING TO GET A LAWYER.
39
00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,240
KIDS CAN DIVORCE THEIR
PARENTS FOR STUFF LIKE THIS.
40
00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,476
YOU KNOW THAT BOY THAT
DIVORCED HIS PARENTS?
41
00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,223
YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING NOW?
42
00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,458
EVERY NIGHT HE GOES
OUT CRUISING THE BARS
43
00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,482
LOOKING FOR NEW PARENTS,
44
00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:02,120
AND I CAN'T TELL YOU THE KIND
OF GARBAGE THAT'S OUT THERE.
45
00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,456
D.J., RUN UPSTAIRS FOR A MINUTE.
46
00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,091
I'M NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.
47
00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:06,825
GO UPSTAIRS.
48
00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,060
I'M NOT FINISHED.
49
00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,728
WHAT'S GOING ON?
50
00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,574
IT'S JOAN. SHE'S CALLING
ABOUT YOUR DAD.
51
00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,397
WHAT HAPPENED?
52
00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:13,665
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
53
00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,700
D.J., GET UPSTAIRS NOW!
54
00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,239
HE DIED, HONEY.
55
00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,362
YOU DOING O.K.?
56
00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,930
NO, NOT REALLY.
57
00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,400
UH, YEAH, I'M HERE.
58
00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,836
IT'S HARRIS, AL HARRIS.
59
00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,671
HE'S MY DAD.
60
00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:03,107
LOOK, I JUST GOT THROUGH TELLING
THIS WHOLE THING TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
61
00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:03,908
ALL I WANT TO KNOW
62
00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,711
IS IF HIS FLIGHT'S
COMING IN ON TIME.
63
00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:11,383
NO, NOT COACH. TRY BAGGAGE.
64
00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,596
ASK THEM ABOUT HIS
FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
65
00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:17,622
HE WAS A SALESMAN.
66
00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:20,136
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM.
67
00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,096
JACKIE, CAN'T YOU GO AND
GET DRUNK OR SOMETHING?
68
00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,330
YEAH, I'M HERE.
69
00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,010
LISTEN, THIS IS GOING
TO SOUND KIND OF WEIRD,
70
00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:30,101
BUT IS HE GOING TO BE COMING
DOWN THAT CONVEYER BELT
71
00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:35,573
WITH EVERYBODY'S BAGGAGE?
72
00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:40,278
NO, NO, THE
MORTUARY PICKS HIM UP.
73
00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,992
OH, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE I
DIDN'T THINK WE COULD FIT HIM
74
00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:46,585
IN OUR TRUCK.
75
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,720
WELL, I'M SORRY YOU
DON'T THINK THAT'S FUNNY.
76
00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:53,492
HEY, I'M SAVING MY BEST
JOKES FOR THE FUNERAL.
77
00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,937
THAT'S IT. I'M NOT
MAKING ANY MORE CALLS.
78
00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,406
YOU DO THE REST
OF THE FAMILY LIST.
79
00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,631
I CAN'T CALL PEOPLE, ROSEANNE.
80
00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:03,802
JACKIE, DIAL.
81
00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,103
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN MOURNING.
82
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,218
WEAR A VEIL OVER YOUR
FACE WHILE YOU DO IT.
83
00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:17,015
CAN'T HANDLE... AUNTIE
BARBARA, IT'S JACKIE.
84
00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,683
JACKIE.
85
00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,185
I'M FINE.
86
00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,254
FINE.
87
00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:25,157
I'M FINE.
88
00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,758
I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
89
00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:30,362
DAD IS NOT WITH US ANYMORE.
90
00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:34,533
I SAID DAD HAS PASSED AWAY.
91
00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:37,935
HE'S PASSED AWAY!
92
00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,071
DAD IS GONE.
93
00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,740
DAD'S DEAD!
94
00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,642
HE'S DEAD!
95
00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,579
NO, DEAD!
96
00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,548
DEAD!
97
00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,618
HE'S FINE. HE SENDS HIS LOVE.
98
00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:54,920
BYE.
99
00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,454
I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN.
100
00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,758
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
101
00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:03,495
HELLO, GIRLS.
102
00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,062
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
103
00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,430
HI, MOM.
104
00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,599
EVERYBODY DOING O.K.?
105
00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,246
YEAH, WE'RE DOING FINE.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
106
00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:13,704
I'M NOT SURE. YOU DREAM
ABOUT THIS MOMENT,
107
00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,775
AND THEN IT HAPPENS,
AND IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME.
108
00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,609
JACKIE, YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
109
00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:23,014
WELL, I HAD TO TALK
TO AUNTIE BARBARA.
110
00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,049
I THINK WE SHOULD
ALL HAVE SOME TEA
111
00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,352
AND THEN POUR LARGE
AMOUNTS OF BRANDY INTO IT.
112
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,133
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
113
00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,600
DARLENE, WILL YOU
PUT ON SOME WATER
114
00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:37,495
AND THEN BRING THE BRANDY
DOWN FROM YOUR ROOM?
115
00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,008
DON'T YOU THINK IF I
HAD BRANDY IN MY ROOM,
116
00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:42,733
I'D SPEND MORE TIME AT HOME?
117
00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,303
SO, DID JOAN HAVE MORE DETAILS,
118
00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:49,040
OR WAS SHE RUSHING OUT TO
BREAK UP ANOTHER MARRIAGE?
119
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,654
HE WAS ON THE ROAD, AND
HE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
120
00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:54,846
AND IF THERE'S
ANY MORE, SHE'LL...
121
00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,282
TELL US AT THE FUNERAL.
122
00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,350
AT THE FUNERAL?
123
00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,986
SHE WANTS TO BE THERE.
WE CAN'T STOP HER.
124
00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,456
PERHAPS SHE AND I
CAN DRAW STRAWS
125
00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:09,494
OVER WHO GETS TO THROW
THEMSELF ON THE COFFIN.
126
00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,395
IF SHE GETS OUT OF LINE,
127
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,341
WE'LL DRAG HER BEHIND THE CHAPEL
128
00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:15,133
AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HER.
129
00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:18,136
MOM, ARE WE OUT OF TEA BAGS?
130
00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:22,007
I THINK I PUT THEM
IN THE CUPBOARD.
131
00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,709
YOU KNOW, FOR SUCH A ROTTEN KID,
132
00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:28,013
YOU'RE SURE BEING A BIG HELP.
133
00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:33,217
I THINK I PUT AWAY MOST
OF THE GRIEF BUFFET.
134
00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,453
IT'S SO BIZARRE HOW PEOPLE
BRING OVER ALL THIS FOOD
135
00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,321
WHEN SOMEONE DIES.
136
00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,235
YEAH, LIKE IT'S GOING TO
MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER.
137
00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:42,379
HEY, CHOCOLATE CAKE!
WHEN DID THAT GET HERE?
138
00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,967
WELL, UM...
139
00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,913
EVERYTHING'S ALL
CRAZY AROUND HERE,
140
00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:54,505
AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A
CHANCE TO TALK OR ANYTHING.
141
00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:57,241
ARE YOU O.K.?
142
00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,311
WELL, I FEEL BAD THAT I
DON'T FEEL BAD ENOUGH.
143
00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,880
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM IN A WHILE.
144
00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,782
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S WEIRD.
145
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,987
WELL, YOU DON'T GOT TO FEEL
NOTHING BUT WHAT YOU FEEL.
146
00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,288
I JUST FEEL LIKE I SHOULD CRY.
147
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,924
I HAVEN'T CRIED YET.
148
00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,260
THAT'S O.K.
149
00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:19,598
GOT CRAMPS, THOUGH.
150
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:22,673
HMM. WELL, I THINK HE
WOULD OF LIKED THAT.
151
00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:33,311
GRANDMA, I'M REALLY
SORRY GRANDPA DIED.
152
00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,657
I'M GOING TO MISS HIM.
153
00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,815
THAT'S SWEET, DEAR. YOUR
GRANDFATHER LOVED YOU, TOO.
154
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:42,453
AND HE'S GOING TO LOOK
VERY SMART IN THIS TIE.
155
00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:44,022
THIS IS FOR GRANDPA?
156
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,657
ABSOLUTELY. YOU'RE
WEARING THE VERY TIE
157
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:50,094
THAT WILL BE BURIED WITH
YOUR GRANDFATHER TOMORROW.
158
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,411
GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!
159
00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:58,836
DARLENE, WOULD YOU LET ME...
160
00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,941
NO.
161
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,020
HEY, MOM, WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
162
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,376
IF YOU PEELED YOUR FACE OFF
163
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,546
AND CHASED THEM
AROUND THE BLOCK?
164
00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,182
ROSEANNE, I HAVE
TO TIE THIS STRAIGHT.
165
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,284
YOU CAN'T TRUST
THOSE FUNERAL PEOPLE.
166
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,953
THEY'LL JUST THROW IT ON HIM.
167
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,422
IT HAS TO BE RIGHT.
168
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,001
HIS TIE WILL BE PERFECT, MOTHER.
169
00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,869
I'LL MAKE SURE MYSELF.
170
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:21,904
THE MAN WILL NOT BE BURIED
171
00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,506
UNDER 6 FEET OF
ROCKS, DIRT, AND CRAP
172
00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:28,733
UNTIL HIS TIE'S PERFECT!
173
00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,078
DID YOU FIND THE
PICTURE OF DAD YET?
174
00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,302
I CAN'T DECIDE.
175
00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,138
THE MORTICIAN NEEDS TO SEE IT
176
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,173
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT DAD'S
SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
177
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,742
HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?
178
00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:41,312
THAT'S HIS NAVY
PICTURE FROM 1944!
179
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,458
WELL, HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME!
180
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,449
I THINK THEY'RE GOING
TO HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE
181
00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:50,588
TRYING TO SEW HIS
HAND TO HIS FOREHEAD.
182
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,602
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
MY STOMACH HURTS.
183
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,025
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TAKE IT ANYMORE,
184
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,862
'CAUSE YOU CAN BE THE
DESIGNATED BASKET CASE THIS TIME,
185
00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,797
O.K.?
186
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,265
O.K.
187
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,735
I LOVE YOU, ROSEANNE.
188
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:08,706
I LOVE YOU, TOO, WEIRDO.
189
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,841
COME ON, WE GOT TO HURRY,
190
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,743
BECAUSE I WANT
TO BE BACK BY 3:00.
191
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,577
HOW COME?
192
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,879
'CAUSE JOAN IS GETTING IN EARLY,
193
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:19,717
AND I... WANT TO INVITE
HER OVER TO THE HOUSE.
194
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,585
WELL, JEEZ, ROSEANNE,
195
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,165
DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A LITTLE ODD,
196
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,002
INVITING DAD'S OTHER
WOMAN OVER TO YOUR HOUSE?
197
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,392
WELL, HEY, LIKE IT OR NOT,
198
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,094
SHE'S BEEN PART OF
HIS LIFE FOR 22 YEARS.
199
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,929
JUST SEEMS LIKE THE THING TO DO.
200
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:36,834
WELL, FINE. THAT'S...
THAT'S GREAT.
201
00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,068
WHAT, JACKIE?
202
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,371
WELL, IF YOU'RE SO
COMFORTABLE WITH THIS WOMAN,
203
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,972
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN NICE
204
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,575
TO INVITE HER OVER
WHEN DAD WAS ALIVE.
205
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:48,312
YEAH, BUT THEN DAD
WOULD HAVE CAME WITH HER.
206
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:53,518
THIS WAY I'M PRETTY SURE
HE AIN'T GOING TO SHOW.
207
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,121
I DIDN'T GET TO SEE MY FATHER
208
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,223
THE LAST TWO YEARS OF
HIS LIFE BECAUSE OF YOU,
209
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,792
AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING
HOSTESS TO HIS MISTRESS.
210
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,506
YOU'RE NOT BLAMING ME
FOR YOU NOT SEEING DAD.
211
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:08,732
YOU MADE HIM SO UNWELCOME
HERE, HE NEVER VISITED.
212
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:09,667
JUST BECAUSE YOU HATED HIM,
213
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,936
THE REST OF THE FAMILY
HAD TO HATE HIM, TOO.
214
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:12,903
YOU ARE SO WRONG!
215
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:16,141
YOU ARE SO SELFISH!
216
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,709
OH. OH, I'M SELFISH.
217
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,677
HAVE YOU NOTICED
WHO'S BEEN DOING
218
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,513
ALL THE PLANNING
FOR THIS FUNERAL?
219
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,681
DID YOU NOTICE
THAT IT WASN'T YOU?
220
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,561
THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU DON'T CARE,
221
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,296
SO IT'S NO PROBLEM FOR
YOU TO HANDLE EVERYTHING.
222
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,053
I LOVED HIM.
223
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,955
WELL WHEN DID YOU
LOVE HIM MORE JACKIE,
224
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,890
WHEN HE'D COME HOME AND BEAT US,
225
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,459
OR WHEN HE DIDN'T
COME HOME AT ALL?
226
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,694
THAT WAS LONG AGO.
227
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,840
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
WENT ON IN HIS MIND
228
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:42,033
IN HIS LAST YEARS.
229
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,980
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HIM A
CHANCE TO SAY HE WAS SORRY.
230
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,138
WELL, YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH,
231
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,451
YOU GO DOWN TO THAT FUNERAL HOME
232
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,141
AND MAKE THE REST
OF THE ARRANGEMENTS.
233
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:53,578
I'M SELFISH, SO I WASH MY
HANDS OF THE WHOLE THING.
234
00:11:53,613 --> 00:12:01,613
FINE. I WILL MAKE THE REST
OF THE ARRANGEMENTS.
235
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,898
YOU'RE CALLING AUNTIE BARBARA
236
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:07,091
WITH DIRECTIONS TO THE
CEMETERY, RIGHT, ROSEANNE?
237
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:12,330
ROSEANNE!
238
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,280
COME ON, JACKS, I'M HERE.
239
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,816
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
PICK OUT A CASKET NOW
240
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,808
WHEN MY DAD JUST DIED?
241
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:29,347
KINDA HAPPENS THAT WAY, JACKIE.
242
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,282
HELLO. I'M FRANK BENDERS.
243
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,284
YOU MUST BE ROSEANNE.
244
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,397
NO, I'M JACKIE. I'M
ROSEANNE'S SISTER.
245
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,655
I AM GOING TO MAKE
THE ARRANGEMENTS.
246
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,557
HOW WAS THAT?
247
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,026
DAN CONNER. NICE TO MEET YOU.
248
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,271
WE'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS,
249
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:46,463
SO COULD WE JUST GET
THROUGH IT QUICKLY?
250
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,901
CERTAINLY. I WANT TO MAKE
THIS AS EASY AS POSSIBLE.
251
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,480
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE BODY?
252
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,271
OH, GOD!
253
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,609
I THINK THAT'S A BIG NO
ON THAT ONE. THANK YOU.
254
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,787
I UNDERSTAND.
255
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,812
HE CALLED DAD THE BODY?
256
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,214
JACKIE, YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS?
257
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,728
NO. I SAID I WAS GOING TO
MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS,
258
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,430
SO LET'S START ARRANGING.
259
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,232
ALL RIGHT. FIRST OFF,
260
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,257
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
PICK OUT THE CASKET.
261
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,204
THEY'RE ALL NICE.
262
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:30,508
VERY NICE.
263
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:31,787
I LIKE THE WHITE ONE.
264
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,712
THAT IS A LOVELY CHOICE.
265
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,058
ROSEANNE WOULD NEVER PICK WHITE.
266
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:40,618
SHE SAYS IT GETS DIRTY TOO FAST.
267
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:44,489
I DON'T THINK THAT REALLY
APPLIES HERE, JACKIE.
268
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:48,193
SHE'D WANT THE BLACK.
269
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,661
I'LL TAKE THE WHITE.
270
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:51,462
WHITE IT IS.
271
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,609
AND I WOULD LIKE A
SATIN PILLOW, TOO.
272
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,800
SHE'D HATE THAT.
273
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,335
MAYBE WE SHOULD
ASK WHAT THIS COSTS.
274
00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,749
SINCE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER
275
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,517
ALREADY BOUGHT
THEIR ADJOINING PLOTS,
276
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,042
IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT EXPENSIVE.
277
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,243
HOW MUCH IS NOT EXPENSIVE?
278
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,113
WELL, LET'S SEE.
THE WHITE ROSE...
279
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,649
OH, THE WHITE ROSE.
280
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,285
$3,000.
281
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,186
I GUESS THAT'S A LOT.
282
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,731
THAT'S A LOT, ISN'T IT, DAN?
283
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,622
YES, THAT IS A LOT.
284
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,302
MAYBE I SHOULD
LOOK AT SOME OTHERS.
285
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,460
OH, OF COURSE. BUT
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
286
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,196
THAT THEY ARE OF LESSER QUALITY.
287
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,365
SO... WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
288
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,000
IS THAT IF SHE REALLY LOVED HIM,
289
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,901
SHE'D GET THE WHITE ROSE,
290
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,736
AND IF SHE DOESN'T,
291
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,338
SHE'D GET SOMETHING
WITH A TWIST TIE
292
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:42,374
AND THE WORD
"HEFTY" ON THE SIDE.
293
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,447
NO.
294
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,249
NO. NO.
295
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,818
I'M SORRY.
296
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,619
IF COST IS A CONSIDERATION,
297
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,499
I'M SURE THAT WE
CAN FIND SOMETHING
298
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,957
THAT YOU CAN BE
COMFORTABLE WITH.
299
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,592
BEFORE WE GO ON, I
WANT YOU TO KNOW
300
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,362
THAT I'M FEELING VERY
IRRATIONAL RIGHT NOW.
301
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,331
I'M LIKELY TO BUY ANYTHING
THAT YOU SHOW ME.
302
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,433
I'M ALSO VERY LIKELY
TO TAKE OUT A GUN
303
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,970
AND BLOW YOUR HEAD
OFF IF I THINK YOU'RE...
304
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,773
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME.
305
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:14,011
SO I WOULD PLAY
ME VERY CAREFULLY.
306
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,047
THAT A GIRL.
307
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,658
ROSEANNE?
308
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:28,325
HI, JOAN.
309
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,026
I'M...
310
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,639
GLAD YOU COULD COME DOWN.
311
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,696
WELL, THANKS FOR ASKING ME OUT.
312
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:35,433
I UNDERSTAND ABOUT
NOT COMING TO THE HOUSE.
313
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,233
YEAH, WELL,
314
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,803
IT LOOKS PRETTY
MUCH LIKE THIS PLACE.
315
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,106
LET ME ORDER A
BEER OR SOMETHING.
316
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,108
COULD I GET YOU A SECOND?
317
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,008
WELL, YOU COULD
318
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,579
IF YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN
HERE AN HOUR AGO.
319
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,647
COULD...
320
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:54,018
I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.
321
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,953
WOW. THIS IS SO WEIRD,
322
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,065
SITTING HERE DRINKING A BEER
323
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,024
WITH MY DEAD FATHER'S MISTRESS.
324
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,025
IT'S FUNNY.
325
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,860
I'M NOT A MISTRESS
IN KANSAS CITY,
326
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,429
BUT I AM IN LANFORD.
327
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,397
OH, NO, NO, NO.
328
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:10,267
IN LANFORD, YOU'RE
SOMETHING ELSE.
329
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,268
REALLY?
330
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,005
I DON'T THINK YOU ASKED
ME HERE TO INSULT ME.
331
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,274
NO, I DIDN'T. I'M SORRY.
332
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,610
UH...
333
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,557
LISTEN, WHAT I DID
ASK YOU HERE FOR
334
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,447
IS 'CAUSE...
335
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,116
I WANT TO ASK YOU SOME
STUFF ABOUT MY DAD.
336
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,484
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE...
337
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,097
KIND OF THE ONLY PERSON
THAT'S BEEN WITH HIM
338
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,589
FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS...
339
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,592
WELL, I JUST WANTED
TO KNOW IF, UH...
340
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,505
THERE'S ANY TIME
WHERE HE SAID ANYTHING
341
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,229
ABOUT ANY MISTAKES
HE MIGHT'VE MADE
342
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,197
OR, UH...
343
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,601
ANY REGRETS MAYBE THAT HE HAD.
344
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,536
YEAH.
345
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,338
HE REALLY REGRETTED
WHAT HAPPENED
346
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,541
BETWEEN HIM AND YOU GIRLS.
347
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,488
OH, HE REALLY SAID THAT?
348
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,077
COME ON, ROSEANNE.
349
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,980
YOU MUST'VE KNOWN
HOW UNHAPPY HE WAS.
350
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,848
I...
351
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,151
JUST THOUGHT HE
DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN.
352
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,486
DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN?
353
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:10,522
HE PRIDED HIMSELF ON WHAT
A DEVOTED FATHER HE WAS.
354
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,109
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
355
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,133
HE ALWAYS SAID
356
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,667
YOU GIRLS NEVER APPRECIATED
WHAT HE DID FOR YOU,
357
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,738
BECAUSE HE SPOILED YOU SO MUCH.
358
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,175
WELL, IF HE MEANT
SPOILED AS IN WRECKED.
359
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,909
ROSEANNE,
360
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,612
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET
WITH YOUR FATHER
361
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,247
FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR.
362
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,715
YOU THINK THIS IS
ABOUT THE AFFAIR?
363
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,419
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING.
364
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,599
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD.
365
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,501
I COULD TELL YOU
STUFF ABOUT MY DAD
366
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,358
THAT YOU COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE.
367
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,960
LOOK...
368
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,930
WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
369
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,765
IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING,
370
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:52,636
YOUR DAD DID DIE
KNOWING YOU LOVED HIM.
371
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,672
I GOT TO GO.
372
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:17,528
HELLO. I GUESS
I'M A LITTLE EARLY.
373
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,763
I'M BEVERLY HARRIS.
374
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,632
I KNOW.
375
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,001
YOU MUST BE JOAN.
376
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:27,204
YES. WE FINALLY MEET.
377
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,139
WHAT A SHAME
378
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,408
WE DON'T HAVE SOME
SORT OF FLAVORED COFFEE
379
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:38,443
TO CELEBRATE THIS
MOMENT IN OUR LIFE.
380
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,819
I UNDERSTAND HOW
YOU FEEL ABOUT ME.
381
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,388
DO YOU?
382
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,435
WELL, I THINK I
BETTER GO INSIDE.
383
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,958
NOT YET.
384
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,428
I'VE WAITED A LONG
TIME FOR THIS MOMENT,
385
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,597
AND YOU WILL NOT ROB ME OF IT.
386
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,432
ALL RIGHT.
387
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,199
GO AHEAD.
388
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,134
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE SHOT.
389
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,536
I LONG FOR THE DAYS
390
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,672
WHEN WE COULD BRAND SOMEONE
LIKE YOU WITH A SCARLET LETTER,
391
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:05,443
LEAVING YOU A LONELY,
MISERABLE OUTCAST.
392
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,744
AND IF YOU EVER
CONTRACT AN INCURABLE
393
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,746
AND VERY PAINFUL DISEASE,
394
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,648
I WILL NOT BE ABLE
TO STOP MYSELF
395
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:18,755
FROM DANCING A JIG OF GLEE.
396
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,025
NOW, THAT BEING SAID,
397
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,462
I WOULD LIKE TO SELL
YOU MY BURIAL PLOT.
398
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,996
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
399
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,498
YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH,
400
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:31,569
YOU SPEND ETERNITY
NEXT TO THE MAN.
401
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,336
MOM?
402
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,204
HELLO, DEAR. WE'RE CHATTING.
403
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,239
GO AWAY.
404
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,773
MOM, DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU?
405
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:40,411
WE CAN ONLY AFFORD
ONE COFFIN TODAY.
406
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,147
MS. HARRIS, IF I COULD
JUST HAVE ONE MOMENT.
407
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,582
BEFORE WE CLOSE THE CASKET,
408
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:48,218
I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE
TO IDENTIFY THE BODY.
409
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,052
I'LL DO IT.
410
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,053
O.K. I THINK THAT'S FAIR,
411
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,791
'CAUSE I GOT TO PICK THE
PILLOW AND EVERYTHING.
412
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,970
WANT ME TO GO IN?
413
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,460
NO. I WANT TO DO IT.
414
00:19:56,495 --> 00:20:04,468
RIGHT THIS WAY, MRS. CONNER.
415
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,504
JUST A QUICK LOOK,
416
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,206
AND THEN I'LL CLOSE IT.
417
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:09,673
FINE.
418
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:15,112
THAT'S ALL I NEED.
419
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,026
CAN I HAVE A MINUTE
IN HERE BY MYSELF?
420
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,050
OF COURSE.
421
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,084
TAKE YOUR TIME.
422
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:32,629
UH, DAD,
423
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,898
I'M REAL SORRY THAT YOU DIED
424
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:42,934
BEFORE I GOT TO
TELL YOU SOME STUFF.
425
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:51,376
O.K.
426
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,616
"I'M ANGRY AT YOU
427
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,686
"FOR LYING TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE.
428
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,588
"I'M ANGRY THAT I
DIDN'T EVER KNOW
429
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,557
"WHO YOU REALLY WERE.
430
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,237
"I'M MAD THAT WHEN I WAS KID,
431
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,094
"YOU IGNORED ME,
432
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,061
"AND WHEN YOU DID
GIVE ME ANY ATTENTION,
433
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,164
"IT WAS USUALLY VIOLENT.
434
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,477
"I'M MAD THAT YOU LEFT US ALONE
435
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,868
"WITH A CRAZY MOTHER.
436
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,914
"I'M MAD THAT BECAUSE OF YOU,
437
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,005
"I GREW UP DISTRUSTFUL OF MEN,
438
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,518
"AND I COULDN'T EVEN
TRUST MY OWN HUSBAND
439
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:20,511
"FOR THE FIRST FIVE
YEARS WE WERE MARRIED.
440
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:21,445
"I'M MAD AT YOU
441
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,591
"BECAUSE YOU DID ALL
THE SAME STUFF TO JACKIE
442
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,626
"AND BECAUSE YOU MADE US FEEL
443
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:29,486
"LIKE WE WERE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.
444
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:34,024
"BUT NOW I JUST NEED IT TO END.
445
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,593
"SO, DAD, I'M FORGIVING YOU,
446
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,863
"JUST BECAUSE I NEED
TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.
447
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,179
AND I FORGIVE MYSELF
FOR BEING SO DAMN ANGRY."
448
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,324
THANK YOU FOR YOUR...
449
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:15,359
HUMOR.
450
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:24,175
HUMOR.
451
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,177
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?
452
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:30,747
MMM, JUST SIT OUT
HERE FOR A WHILE.
453
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:35,052
WANT TO EAT ANOTHER CASSEROLE?
454
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:38,355
NO.
455
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,935
IT'S KIND OF COOL
SITTING OUT HERE ANYWAY,
456
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,159
YOU KNOW, LOOKING
UP AT THE STARS
457
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:45,696
AND LISTENING TO ALL THE QUIET.
458
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:54,732
YOU KNOW, GIVES YOU
TIME TO THINK ABOUT STUFF.
459
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,074
WANT TO WATCH TV?
460
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,419
GOD, YES. WHAT'S ON?
461
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,244
I DON'T KNOW.
462
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,312
IT'S 9:30.
463
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:05,783
OH, HEY, IT'S TIME FOR
MY FAVORITE SHOW.
464
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,349
WHAT?
465
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,428
YOU KNOW. THAT GUY.
466
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,487
THAT, UH, SHECKIE THOMAS GUY,
467
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:11,655
YOU KNOW?
468
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:14,002
DID YOU SEE THAT ONE
WITH THE MONKEYS?
469
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,192
OH, THAT GUY.
470
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:17,995
DID YOU SEE THE EPISODE WHERE
HE HAD THE WOMAN STALKER ON?
471
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:20,764
MAN, SHE WAS SCARY.
472
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,799
NO, I MISSED THAT ONE.
32404
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof