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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,110 - Welcome to my lab, Mr. Rodriguez. 2 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,390 How was your flight? 3 00:00:30,351 --> 00:00:33,165 Terrific! We could not do this without you! 4 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,180 Thank you so much for your cooperation. 5 00:00:35,181 --> 00:00:37,037 Could you please escort Mr. Rodriguez 6 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,828 up on the platform? 7 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:39,820 Thank you. 8 00:00:39,821 --> 00:00:41,003 Dimitri, it's time. 9 00:00:41,004 --> 00:00:43,147 - Da. We are ready for you, Doctor. 10 00:00:43,148 --> 00:00:45,707 - Oh, our time has finally come, Dimitri! 11 00:00:45,707 --> 00:00:48,458 Tonight, we crack the code on baby language, 12 00:00:48,459 --> 00:00:51,561 allowing adults to communicate with their babies. 13 00:00:51,562 --> 00:00:54,760 Please put Mr. Rodriguez 14 00:00:54,761 --> 00:00:56,488 into the Demistifier. 15 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:57,479 - Da. 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,559 Hello, Mr. Rodriguez. 17 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,958 Now, this will be over before you know it. 18 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:03,463 Would you like me to hold that? 19 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:04,423 Thank you. 20 00:01:04,424 --> 00:01:06,214 Now, please, to get into Demistifier. 21 00:01:06,215 --> 00:01:08,710 - Dimitri, when the Demistification is complete, 22 00:01:08,711 --> 00:01:12,612 Mr. Rodriguez will be able to speak the baby-monkey language 23 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:14,596 and understand the baby monkey! 24 00:01:14,597 --> 00:01:17,507 Mr. Rodriguez will speak fluent baby-monkey language! 25 00:01:17,508 --> 00:01:20,835 - Stand by for Demistification. 26 00:01:20,836 --> 00:01:22,594 10... 27 00:01:22,595 --> 00:01:26,145 9, 8, 7, 6... 28 00:01:26,146 --> 00:01:28,545 - Subject looks OK. 29 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:29,953 - Come on, come on, come on! 30 00:01:29,954 --> 00:01:31,297 - Demistifier running! 31 00:01:31,298 --> 00:01:33,184 - 1... - Ah! 32 00:01:38,144 --> 00:01:39,967 - Oh... So... 33 00:01:39,968 --> 00:01:43,326 Doctor, he's practically naked! 34 00:01:43,327 --> 00:01:45,982 - Well, yes, I can see that, Dimitri! 35 00:01:47,518 --> 00:01:48,670 Hmm... 36 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:50,332 You know, I might be mistaken, 37 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:53,660 but it appears as if Mr. Rodriguez believes 38 00:01:53,661 --> 00:01:55,388 that he's a baby, too! 39 00:01:55,389 --> 00:01:57,243 - Is that what we wanted? 40 00:01:57,244 --> 00:01:58,842 - Well, no, Dimitri! 41 00:01:58,843 --> 00:02:01,435 We wanted him to understand baby language, 42 00:02:01,436 --> 00:02:02,522 not to become one! 43 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,250 It's the complete opposite! 44 00:02:04,251 --> 00:02:08,024 Please forgive me for what I'm about to do. 45 00:02:09,272 --> 00:02:10,744 Excuse me. 46 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:15,895 Ahh! 47 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,859 - Come on! Let the kids go by! 48 00:02:27,861 --> 00:02:31,156 � Mom, now that I'm gone... � 49 00:02:31,157 --> 00:02:34,802 � Don't worry about tomorrow 'cause I'll be all right... � 50 00:02:34,803 --> 00:02:36,722 Come on through Fairfield, 51 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,322 the town that never stops moving! 52 00:02:38,323 --> 00:02:39,762 Keep it coming! Here we go! 53 00:02:39,763 --> 00:02:41,554 � Taught me well Now say goodbye � 54 00:02:41,555 --> 00:02:43,857 � Don't look back or you'll make me cry � 55 00:02:43,858 --> 00:02:47,408 � Dad, you've been my best friend... � 56 00:02:47,409 --> 00:02:49,807 - Get your paper today! Paper! Read it! 57 00:02:49,808 --> 00:02:51,792 � You taught me more than a thing or two � 58 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:54,607 � Be strong while I'm away � 59 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,550 � Keep me in your thoughts � 60 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:59,726 � Tear 'em from the Opposite Day � 61 00:02:59,727 --> 00:03:01,133 - I love my job! 62 00:03:01,134 --> 00:03:02,829 � Opposite Day � 63 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:04,908 � Opposite Day � 64 00:03:04,909 --> 00:03:07,596 � It's only once in a lifetime � 65 00:03:07,597 --> 00:03:10,443 � Day Opposite Day � 66 00:03:10,444 --> 00:03:12,842 � Opposite Day � 67 00:03:12,843 --> 00:03:15,722 � It happens once in a lifetime... � 68 00:03:18,442 --> 00:03:21,448 - I need you to go to the supermarket. 69 00:03:23,272 --> 00:03:25,032 - Jack, I told you to go along, 70 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:27,464 and if the sales go below 150, sell short. 71 00:03:27,465 --> 00:03:28,967 I don't care what you say! 72 00:03:28,968 --> 00:03:31,206 If the sales go below 150, sell short! 73 00:03:31,207 --> 00:03:33,062 � Sometimes just wanna be a kid � 74 00:03:33,063 --> 00:03:35,045 � Can't do things like my mommy did � 75 00:03:35,046 --> 00:03:36,645 � Oh yeah... � 76 00:03:36,646 --> 00:03:39,941 - I've got 30 minutes for lunch! I need a cab! Taxi! 77 00:03:39,942 --> 00:03:42,757 - I'm walking here! I'm walking here! 78 00:03:43,717 --> 00:03:45,156 Now pay attention! 79 00:03:46,629 --> 00:03:49,059 - It's your move, Marv. 80 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:52,419 � Keep it together till I'm back from the Opposite Day... � 81 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,081 - You know, it makes no sense. 82 00:03:54,082 --> 00:03:57,314 In school, they want us to play on the playground and slide. 83 00:03:57,315 --> 00:03:59,520 When I do it at home, my parents go nuts. 84 00:03:59,521 --> 00:04:02,112 - You rubbed butter on the banister 85 00:04:02,113 --> 00:04:04,415 and slid down in your underwear, Sammy. 86 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:05,727 - Give me a break, Carla! 87 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:07,711 Like I'm gonna walk down 20 steps 88 00:04:07,712 --> 00:04:09,630 every time I want a snack from the fridge! 89 00:04:09,631 --> 00:04:11,934 - What'd your parents do when they found out? 90 00:04:11,935 --> 00:04:13,757 - They grounded me for the rest of day. 91 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:15,549 - Oh, that's so harsh! 92 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:16,957 - That's nothing! 93 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,741 Last week, I threw ice cream at my little sister. 94 00:04:19,742 --> 00:04:20,988 Got no dessert for a week. 95 00:04:20,989 --> 00:04:22,555 - No dessert? For a whole week? 96 00:04:22,556 --> 00:04:24,348 - Parents are so bossy! 97 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:26,811 All they wanna do is make rules! 98 00:04:26,812 --> 00:04:29,370 And every chance they get, they ground me. 99 00:04:29,371 --> 00:04:30,586 - For good reason. 100 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:32,698 If mom and dad let you do whatever you wanted, 101 00:04:32,699 --> 00:04:34,906 the house would be wrecked by now. 102 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,633 - Well, when I'm a parent, 103 00:04:36,634 --> 00:04:39,544 I'm gonna let my kids do whatever they want. 104 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:40,504 - Sure, Sammy. 105 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:48,982 Hey, Carla, wanna trade games? 106 00:04:48,982 --> 00:04:50,453 - I'm still playing. 107 00:04:50,454 --> 00:04:53,206 - Today's Opposite Day, which means you're not playing. 108 00:04:53,207 --> 00:04:55,285 - Today's so not Opposite Day! 109 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:56,789 You just made that up! 110 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:58,965 - Well, you just said it's not Opposite Day, 111 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,532 which means it is Opposite Day, 112 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,291 which means if you are using the game, 113 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:05,266 you really aren't using the game which means I can have it. 114 00:05:05,267 --> 00:05:06,706 - Here we go! 115 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,273 - Today could be... 116 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,992 Give Your Brother the Game Day! 117 00:05:10,993 --> 00:05:13,585 But you're still not getting it! 118 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:18,800 - This life of ours, if we can even call it a life, 119 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,399 is totally unfair! 120 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,735 We could easily do what our parents can do. 121 00:05:22,736 --> 00:05:25,134 Make dinner, raise a family. 122 00:05:25,135 --> 00:05:26,701 Ha! Piece of cake! 123 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,781 - Cake? Don't mind if I do! 124 00:05:28,782 --> 00:05:31,085 - Yet they tell us what to do? I don't think so! 125 00:05:31,085 --> 00:05:34,221 - If kids ran the world, it would be so much better. 126 00:05:34,222 --> 00:05:35,276 - I say starting now, 127 00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:37,196 we stop letting adults tell us what to do. 128 00:05:37,197 --> 00:05:38,155 - Yeah! 129 00:05:38,156 --> 00:05:39,116 - Hey, guys. 130 00:05:39,117 --> 00:05:40,715 - What's up, Chaz? 131 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,962 - What ya talking about? 132 00:05:41,963 --> 00:05:44,554 - The boys think kids should be in charge of parents. 133 00:05:44,555 --> 00:05:47,850 I mean, that could never happen. That's just... whoo! 134 00:05:47,851 --> 00:05:49,482 - Who needs parents? 135 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,688 - I don't know. I kind of like my dad. 136 00:05:51,689 --> 00:05:53,673 I just wish he'd play with me more. 137 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:57,031 At least he tucks me into bed at night. 138 00:05:57,032 --> 00:05:58,758 - Ugh! Mom's here. 139 00:05:58,759 --> 00:05:59,846 - Hey, guys! 140 00:05:59,847 --> 00:06:01,478 - Mom! 141 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:02,758 - Come on, baby. Let's go. 142 00:06:04,007 --> 00:06:05,157 - Hello! 143 00:06:06,119 --> 00:06:08,101 - See you guys on Monday! 144 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:09,733 - TTYL, Sue! 145 00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:11,876 - How was your day, kiddo? 146 00:06:11,877 --> 00:06:12,836 - Pretty good. 147 00:06:12,837 --> 00:06:13,795 - Yeah? - Yeah. 148 00:06:13,796 --> 00:06:15,331 - Wanna go for a bike ride? 149 00:06:15,332 --> 00:06:17,250 - All right, let's get going, OK? 150 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,523 'Cause I've got a surprise for you both... 151 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:20,642 at home! 152 00:06:20,643 --> 00:06:21,603 - Cool! 153 00:06:21,604 --> 00:06:23,426 Cool! 154 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,455 - Cinderella, dressed in yellow... 155 00:06:41,631 --> 00:06:44,157 - Look! It's Grandma and Grandpa coming! 156 00:06:44,158 --> 00:06:45,565 - Could only mean one thing! 157 00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:47,388 - Guess where we're going! 158 00:06:47,389 --> 00:06:48,796 - On vacation! - On vacation! 159 00:06:48,797 --> 00:06:49,755 - Whoo! - Yeah! 160 00:06:49,756 --> 00:06:51,675 - I'll see you. OK. 161 00:06:51,676 --> 00:06:53,083 - Daddy! - Hi! 162 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:54,779 I love you. 163 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:56,635 - Grandma, Grandpa! 164 00:06:56,636 --> 00:06:57,723 - Dad! Ugh! 165 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:59,258 Don't embarrass me! 166 00:06:59,258 --> 00:07:01,369 - Embarrass you in front of who? Your mother? 167 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:02,745 What, I can't hug my own son? 168 00:07:02,746 --> 00:07:05,657 - It was cool a couple of years ago. 169 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,448 - Someday you're gonna be a parent, 170 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:08,727 and you're gonna realize 171 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,159 how important this bond is between father-son. 172 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,567 - OK. 173 00:07:12,568 --> 00:07:13,943 Can I go now? 174 00:07:13,944 --> 00:07:15,991 - Yes. - Cool. 175 00:07:15,991 --> 00:07:17,270 - OK. 176 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:20,309 God, wouldn't it be great to be a kid again, huh? 177 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:22,293 Get so excited about everything. 178 00:07:22,293 --> 00:07:23,380 - I don't know. 179 00:07:23,381 --> 00:07:26,772 I wouldn't wanna give up being married to you, 180 00:07:26,773 --> 00:07:28,274 our fantastic kids, 181 00:07:28,275 --> 00:07:30,931 our wonderful life together. 182 00:07:31,892 --> 00:07:33,938 - I know. Just for a day, though. 183 00:07:33,939 --> 00:07:36,242 - Stop to get the fishing rods. 184 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:40,592 - Sorry, I gotta take it. 185 00:07:41,553 --> 00:07:43,120 Hi, Charles. 186 00:07:44,977 --> 00:07:46,736 - Hey! Oh... 187 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,270 Hi, Ms. Jenkins. 188 00:07:48,271 --> 00:07:50,190 - Dr. Larabee. 189 00:07:51,824 --> 00:07:54,510 - Oh, thanks, Dad! These are my favourite! 190 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,941 - You can't keep doing this. It's not fair to Chaz. 191 00:07:56,942 --> 00:07:58,797 And it certainly is not fair to me! 192 00:07:58,798 --> 00:07:59,756 - I know, I know. 193 00:07:59,757 --> 00:08:02,157 But I will be here early every day next week. 194 00:08:02,158 --> 00:08:03,148 I promise! 195 00:08:03,148 --> 00:08:05,260 - Hey, Dad, I made this for you. 196 00:08:06,411 --> 00:08:09,450 - Hey! That's a nice job there! 197 00:08:09,451 --> 00:08:10,762 Uh... 198 00:08:10,763 --> 00:08:12,682 That's nice. That's... 199 00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:17,001 So, we're in a bit of a time crunch here, so... 200 00:08:17,001 --> 00:08:18,760 I'm sorry. 201 00:08:18,761 --> 00:08:20,904 You've really grown up, Son. 202 00:08:20,905 --> 00:08:23,815 - All right, we're all packed up! 203 00:08:23,816 --> 00:08:25,639 Let's hit the road, Jack. 204 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,422 - Now, are you kids ready for an old-fashioned 205 00:08:28,423 --> 00:08:30,886 fun-in-the-sun vacation in our new cabin? 206 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:33,317 - Yeah! - Yeah! 207 00:08:35,143 --> 00:08:37,924 - I wanna sit in the middle. - No, that's not fair! 208 00:08:37,925 --> 00:08:40,804 - Scooch over! - What is it, hon? 209 00:08:40,805 --> 00:08:42,915 - Charles needs me to come into the office. 210 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,739 - Right now? 211 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,795 - It's ridiculous, 212 00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:47,842 but my client pushed up his deadline 213 00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:51,170 and now I've got 2 weeks' worth of work to do in 2 days. 214 00:08:51,171 --> 00:08:53,057 - And what about our vacation? 215 00:08:53,058 --> 00:08:55,649 - You'll just have to go without me. 216 00:08:57,345 --> 00:08:58,976 - Something's wrong. 217 00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:00,992 - If you're not going, I'm not going. 218 00:09:00,993 --> 00:09:02,367 - No, go. Have fun. 219 00:09:02,368 --> 00:09:04,287 - Denise, I'm not going on vacation 220 00:09:04,288 --> 00:09:06,013 while you're stuck in the office. 221 00:09:06,014 --> 00:09:08,126 Besides, it'll be good for Mom and Pop 222 00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:10,238 to have a weekend alone with the kids. 223 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:11,709 And who knows, 224 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,149 maybe you can finish up early 225 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:15,132 and we can get some time to ourselves. 226 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,893 - That would be nice. 227 00:09:16,894 --> 00:09:20,539 - I thought this was supposed to be a family vacation. 228 00:09:21,884 --> 00:09:23,803 - Now don't you worry. 229 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:26,202 I'll take good care of the kids. 230 00:09:26,203 --> 00:09:27,706 What's their names again? 231 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:31,033 - He's joking. I think. 232 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:33,465 - I'm just yanking their chain. 233 00:09:33,466 --> 00:09:35,065 All right, kids! 234 00:09:35,066 --> 00:09:36,984 Wave goodbye to your parents! 235 00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:39,447 You may never see them again! 236 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,919 - Bye, Pop! 237 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,231 Bye, guys! 238 00:09:42,232 --> 00:09:43,863 - Bye, Daddy! I'll miss you! 239 00:09:43,864 --> 00:09:45,591 - I love you, princess. Bye! 240 00:09:45,592 --> 00:09:47,670 - Bye, Daddy! 241 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:00,658 - I'm really proud of you, Son. 242 00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:08,785 � There's only one thing in my mind � 243 00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:11,025 � I'm leaving everything behind � 244 00:10:11,026 --> 00:10:13,200 � I'm just looking for good times... � 245 00:10:13,201 --> 00:10:15,503 - If I was in charge, 246 00:10:15,504 --> 00:10:17,774 I would not ruin a family vacation 247 00:10:17,775 --> 00:10:18,862 for stupid work! 248 00:10:18,863 --> 00:10:20,078 - I agree. 249 00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:26,540 � Heading down this endless road � 250 00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:28,781 � Breaking down on open doors � 251 00:10:28,782 --> 00:10:31,212 � Taking chances is fine with me � 252 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,004 � Better off on what you need � 253 00:10:33,005 --> 00:10:35,115 � To live it up to me � 254 00:10:35,116 --> 00:10:37,323 � I can make you see... � 255 00:10:37,324 --> 00:10:38,986 Awesome! 256 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,258 Dude! 257 00:10:41,259 --> 00:10:42,346 - This is so cool! 258 00:10:42,347 --> 00:10:44,138 - Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! 259 00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:45,385 Come on! Come on! 260 00:10:45,386 --> 00:10:46,665 - Come on, Grandpa! 261 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:48,584 - Hey, kids, for dinner, 262 00:10:48,585 --> 00:10:51,591 I'm gonna make hot dogs with macaroni and cheese, 263 00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:54,727 homemade ice cream and gummy bears! 264 00:10:54,728 --> 00:10:56,775 - I love gummy bears! - Gummy bears! Yes! 265 00:10:56,775 --> 00:10:58,246 - Gummy bears! - Whoo! 266 00:10:58,247 --> 00:11:00,358 - You are going to have so much fun, 267 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,437 it's going to come out of your ears! 268 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:08,292 - Emily, I need to see those layouts. 269 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,148 Oh, Denise. 270 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,899 I just got an email from Tyler at Skin So Smooth. 271 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,426 They wanna start their slogan with "Smooth..." 272 00:11:15,427 --> 00:11:17,410 It's up to us to figure out the rest. 273 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,650 And by "up to us," that means up to you. 274 00:11:19,651 --> 00:11:21,762 - Oh... 275 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:23,393 - Good luck. 276 00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,799 - OK, if I crank this out double time, 277 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,975 I still might make it to the cabin. 278 00:11:30,976 --> 00:11:33,311 - Yeah, right. Good luck, girl. 279 00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:40,700 - All right, now, this is Dimitri's son, Alexei, huh? 280 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:43,741 - Don't worry, let me put the coat on the doctor. 281 00:11:43,742 --> 00:11:46,236 - You're late. Make a note of that, please. 282 00:11:46,237 --> 00:11:47,803 - Yes, sir, Mr. Montgomery. 283 00:11:47,804 --> 00:11:49,275 - My sincerest apologies. 284 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,579 You know, it's no small feat working 14-hour days 285 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,211 and raising a child on your own. 286 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,354 - Spare me the excuses, Godfrey. 287 00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:58,201 As you know, the board is expecting me to advise 288 00:11:58,202 --> 00:12:00,856 on next fall's product launch this Thursday. 289 00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:03,832 Either you show us something we can use in the launch, 290 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,359 or I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. 291 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,438 Now, what have you got for us? 292 00:12:08,439 --> 00:12:09,591 - Uh... 293 00:12:09,592 --> 00:12:10,807 Well... 294 00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:12,887 let's start with the birds! 295 00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:15,573 - Ah, the bird! Ha-ha! Good. 296 00:12:15,574 --> 00:12:16,854 Come on. 297 00:12:16,854 --> 00:12:18,037 - After you. 298 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,788 - Now, did you know 299 00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:23,444 that overnight-express delivery companies' employees 300 00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:26,356 are paid $20 an hour for their deliveries? 301 00:12:26,357 --> 00:12:28,467 So I started thinking, 302 00:12:28,468 --> 00:12:30,386 what if we started a company 303 00:12:30,387 --> 00:12:33,907 with employees that could be paid in birdfeed, literally? 304 00:12:33,908 --> 00:12:36,401 - Ta-da! 305 00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:37,585 - Even as we speak, 306 00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:40,048 we are in production on a fleet of thousands of birds 307 00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:41,584 that would travel at mach speed, 308 00:12:41,585 --> 00:12:44,560 delivering packages all over the world, 24 hours a day! 309 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,822 I call it Bird Express! 310 00:12:47,823 --> 00:12:50,990 - What does that have to do with babies? 311 00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:53,325 - Oh... Well, I mean... 312 00:12:53,326 --> 00:12:56,877 other than the classic mythology of birds delivering newborns, 313 00:12:56,878 --> 00:12:59,243 technically, really nothing. 314 00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:01,868 - It's stupid. - And a waste of money. 315 00:13:01,869 --> 00:13:03,531 - What else do you have? 316 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,675 - Right. No. Forget the bird. 317 00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:07,339 Yeah, just a little side project 318 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,706 to sort of whet your appetite. 319 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:10,986 Ooh, come here! 320 00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:15,113 Feast your eyes on the future of sports! 321 00:13:15,114 --> 00:13:17,224 Hmm? Bats hit. 322 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:18,632 Clubs swing. 323 00:13:19,593 --> 00:13:21,608 Ooh, all on their own! 324 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,663 Oh! 325 00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:28,997 You see, the automated motion, 326 00:13:28,998 --> 00:13:31,813 it teaches kids to play sports with the proper form. 327 00:13:31,814 --> 00:13:33,541 Ooh, look at this! 328 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,852 Oh! 329 00:13:42,852 --> 00:13:45,506 - Oh my God, are you OK, Mr. Montgomery? 330 00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:47,137 - It's all right. - Be careful! 331 00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:49,665 - You call that a punch? No, I don't think so. 332 00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,297 - Thank you for your patience, sir. 333 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,217 Yeah, hey, we're just getting warmed up! 334 00:13:53,218 --> 00:13:54,208 Right, Dimitri? 335 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,489 - OK. 336 00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:58,527 - Now, this next one is for the parents. 337 00:13:58,528 --> 00:13:59,967 And I call it Slow Ray. 338 00:14:00,993 --> 00:14:02,047 Watching a baby 339 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,286 when you have other household responsibilities, 340 00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:07,485 it's challenging because they're all over the place. 341 00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:09,181 falling, getting into everything. 342 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,028 But if you slow them down... 343 00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:13,916 Ahh... 344 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,660 How far can they go? 345 00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:20,283 Hmm? How much can they destroy? 346 00:14:20,284 --> 00:14:23,385 - That is fascinating, but how is the effect reversed? 347 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,097 - Thank you, Doctor! 348 00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:28,888 - What happens if you shoot your kid 349 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,681 with the fast mode first? 350 00:14:30,682 --> 00:14:32,057 - Good point. - Oh, well... 351 00:14:32,058 --> 00:14:34,136 - So far I've seen absolutely nothing 352 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,575 worth mentioning to the board. 353 00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:36,727 If anything, 354 00:14:36,728 --> 00:14:38,230 hearing what you have to say 355 00:14:38,231 --> 00:14:39,447 has mad me stupider. 356 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:40,982 Are we done yet? 357 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:43,445 - I think we're done. - My dad always has problems. 358 00:14:43,446 --> 00:14:45,046 - No, no, no! No, we're not done! 359 00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:48,277 There's still one more invention left! 360 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,780 - There is? - Yeah. 361 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:52,916 Um, this is something that I've been working on 362 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,099 since my Ph.D. days. 363 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,435 It's a machine that allows adults 364 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,002 to speak baby language! 365 00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:58,963 Yeah! 366 00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,306 - All due respect, sir, 367 00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:02,001 but have you lost your mind? 368 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,056 - Not now. Not now. 369 00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:05,617 - You're telling me that parents would be able 370 00:15:05,618 --> 00:15:07,121 to talk with their babies. 371 00:15:07,122 --> 00:15:09,552 - It will revolutionize parenting as we know it. 372 00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,695 - Now you're speaking my language. 373 00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:15,567 - There's just one tiny little itty-bitty problem. 374 00:15:15,568 --> 00:15:17,967 - We don't like problems. - We don't do that word. 375 00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:21,293 - Well, it's still sort of in the testing phase. 376 00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:24,429 - Godfrey, how much would you say you enjoy 377 00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,476 working here at Cuddledyne? 378 00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:29,292 A whole lot? Not so much? 379 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,627 - Get off me! - No, you get off! 380 00:15:35,628 --> 00:15:37,609 - Now, now, possums, 381 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:40,106 these two beds are exactly the same. 382 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,624 - Martha, I built both these beds with my bare hands. 383 00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:45,897 Sammy is right. That one is better! 384 00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:47,529 Not to mention the view. 385 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,680 - Huh? 386 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,247 - Stop teasing the kids! 387 00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:52,903 - Come on, they're both exactly the same. 388 00:15:52,904 --> 00:15:54,822 - Oh, look! 389 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:58,533 It's the first star. 390 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,701 You know, if you wish on it, 391 00:16:01,702 --> 00:16:03,812 your dreams will come true. 392 00:16:04,773 --> 00:16:05,860 I wished on it 393 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:08,707 that I would meet someone wonderful like your grandpa, 394 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:09,956 and I did! 395 00:16:09,957 --> 00:16:12,899 - Are you saying that we can make a wish? 396 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,114 - Uh-huh. 397 00:16:14,115 --> 00:16:16,865 But make sure your wish counts. 398 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,000 Good night, angel. 399 00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:24,512 - Good night. 400 00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:26,144 - Good night, Grandpa. 401 00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:30,047 - And don't let the bedbugs bite! 402 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:41,404 - You know, Grandma and Grandpa are pretty cool. 403 00:16:53,338 --> 00:16:54,650 I have a wish. 404 00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,736 I wish that kids... 405 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,008 ruled the world. 406 00:17:02,009 --> 00:17:05,303 - And I wish you would stop talking so I can sleep! 407 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,308 - You know, we should build an underwater city, too. 408 00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:18,324 That way, people would have a place to live 409 00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:20,467 once global warming melts the polar icecaps 410 00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:21,460 and floods the world. 411 00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:22,580 - That's a good idea. 412 00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:24,883 - How's my little Chaz-mataz? - Hey, Dad. 413 00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:26,834 - Today, you're gonna be my little helper. 414 00:17:26,835 --> 00:17:27,826 How does that sound? 415 00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:29,650 - I'd love to help you. - OK. 416 00:17:29,651 --> 00:17:32,017 Come here. Uh, listen... 417 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,362 I want to show you something 418 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,313 that's gonna make both our lives better. 419 00:17:35,314 --> 00:17:36,273 How's that sound? 420 00:17:36,274 --> 00:17:38,000 - You made me a robot? - Not quite. 421 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,376 Dimitri, it's time. 422 00:17:39,377 --> 00:17:40,367 - Da. 423 00:17:40,368 --> 00:17:41,679 - All right, look, Chaz, 424 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,006 I just need you to sit in here and be still, all right? 425 00:17:45,007 --> 00:17:47,790 It's completely safe. I designed it myself. 426 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,486 Trust me. I'm your father! 427 00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:50,861 You'll be the first child 428 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,261 who will be able to communicate with babies! 429 00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:54,701 You'll know baby language. 430 00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:58,348 Our lives will be completely changed after this. 431 00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,899 - Some father you are! 432 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,330 - We are about to make history! 433 00:18:04,331 --> 00:18:06,858 - You say that at all your demonstrations. 434 00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:09,257 - Yeah, I know. OK, Son! 435 00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:11,720 - Initiating uplink to maternity ward. 436 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:14,440 Connecting to baby subject. 437 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,775 - I can't believe you'd do this to your own son! 438 00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:19,591 I'd make a better father than you! 439 00:18:19,592 --> 00:18:23,398 How can you test a machine on me that doesn't even work? 440 00:18:23,399 --> 00:18:25,957 I hate this machine! I hate it! I hate it! 441 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,893 - Malfunction. Malfunction. 442 00:18:29,894 --> 00:18:31,045 - No! Chaz! 443 00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:33,188 - You care more about work than me! 444 00:18:33,189 --> 00:18:34,244 - That's not true! 445 00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:36,131 - I am pulling the plug on this program! 446 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:37,923 When I'm finished with you, 447 00:18:37,924 --> 00:18:40,354 you'll be lucky if you get a job flipping burgers! 448 00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:59,966 - Hickory, dickory, dare, the pigs flew up in the air! 449 00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:02,078 Hickory, dickory, dare, 450 00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:04,062 the kids flew up in the air! 451 00:19:04,063 --> 00:19:06,268 Hickory, dickory, dare, 452 00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,924 the pigs flew up in the air! 453 00:19:08,924 --> 00:19:10,620 Hickory, dickory, dare... 454 00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:13,563 - Oh, Dad, I got so scared! 455 00:19:13,564 --> 00:19:15,675 Almost pooped my pants! 456 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,435 Whoa! 457 00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:19,258 Look how big my hands are! 458 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,441 Ahh! 459 00:19:20,442 --> 00:19:21,977 I'm like a monster! 460 00:19:21,978 --> 00:19:23,160 Ahh! 461 00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:26,713 - Ahh! 462 00:19:26,714 --> 00:19:28,376 - Look at your hair! 463 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,935 Na-na-na-na-na! I want to play tag with you! 464 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,015 I want to play tag with you! 465 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,183 - Whee! 466 00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:43,220 - Computer, tell me what happened. 467 00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:46,293 - The Demistifier has had a complete malfunction, 468 00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:47,508 resulting in leakage. 469 00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:49,556 - Dr. Larabee? 470 00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:51,571 Is everything all right? 471 00:19:51,572 --> 00:19:53,587 - Uh, Dr. Larabee? 472 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,138 Yeah, I'm Dr. Larabee. 473 00:19:57,139 --> 00:19:59,537 Computer, what happened to all of us? 474 00:19:59,538 --> 00:20:02,833 - This leakage has created a mist over the entire city 475 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,145 for a 5-mile radius, 476 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:07,248 causing all family members to switch identities, 477 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,839 parents taking on their children's personalities 478 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,687 and children taking on their parents' personalities. 479 00:20:12,688 --> 00:20:15,854 - Are you saying that this mist causes kids to act like adults 480 00:20:15,854 --> 00:20:17,262 and adults to act like kids? 481 00:20:17,263 --> 00:20:18,829 - That is correct. 482 00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:22,604 - Very good, computer. Very good. 483 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,915 - Martha! Martha! - What? 484 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,187 - Do you see what I see? 485 00:21:12,675 --> 00:21:15,874 I guess... I guess I'm just imagining it. 486 00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,312 - OK to cross now, kids. 487 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,935 - Last one's a rotten egg! 488 00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,647 - This isn't Halloween, is it, dear? 489 00:21:27,648 --> 00:21:29,917 - No, no, the last time I checked, 490 00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:31,230 Halloween is in October. 491 00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:32,477 - I know what it is. 492 00:21:32,478 --> 00:21:34,878 You must have made a wrong turn. 493 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,700 - I know exactly where we are! 494 00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:38,812 Please, don't give me a hard time. 495 00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:41,948 Kids, kids! Wake up! Wake up! 496 00:21:41,949 --> 00:21:44,954 Did you see what I see? Look! Look! Look! 497 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,074 - Whoa! 498 00:21:46,075 --> 00:21:48,570 - Hey, bub, get the lead out of it! 499 00:21:48,571 --> 00:21:50,362 - That kid is driving! 500 00:21:50,363 --> 00:21:51,641 - Kids can't drive! 501 00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:53,689 - No, Sammy, please, she's right. 502 00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:55,288 They're not just driving! 503 00:21:55,289 --> 00:21:57,687 They're doing everything, these kids! 504 00:21:57,688 --> 00:22:00,120 � Mom, now that I'm gone � 505 00:22:01,272 --> 00:22:03,318 � Don't worry about tomorrow � 506 00:22:03,319 --> 00:22:06,518 � 'Cause I'll be all right on my own... � 507 00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:09,526 - I've got 30 minutes for lunch. I need a cab. 508 00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:10,838 Taxi! 509 00:22:10,839 --> 00:22:13,493 � Don't look back or you'll make me cry � 510 00:22:13,494 --> 00:22:16,820 � Dad, you've been my best friend � 511 00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:19,539 � You keep me up when I'm feeling blue... � 512 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:22,260 - Keep it moving! Keep it moving! Come on! 513 00:22:22,261 --> 00:22:24,018 � Be strong while I'm away... � 514 00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:26,481 Come on, keep it moving! Keep it moving, people! 515 00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:28,304 Come on! Come on! 516 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,513 Keep it moving! Come on, keep it moving! 517 00:22:30,514 --> 00:22:34,544 � Opposite Day Opposite Day � 518 00:22:34,545 --> 00:22:37,231 � It's only once in a lifetime � 519 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,206 � Day Opposite Day � 520 00:22:40,207 --> 00:22:42,542 � Opposite Day � 521 00:22:42,543 --> 00:22:45,485 � It happens once in a lifetime � 522 00:22:49,262 --> 00:22:50,221 - Ice cream! 523 00:22:50,222 --> 00:22:52,652 � Oh, well, let's have some fun... � 524 00:22:53,934 --> 00:22:56,332 - Get your fresh, hot papers here! 525 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,051 � Grow up really fast... � 526 00:22:59,051 --> 00:23:01,130 - Jack, I told you to go long. 527 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:03,626 And if sales go below 150, sell short. 528 00:23:03,627 --> 00:23:05,354 I don't care what you say! 529 00:23:05,354 --> 00:23:07,560 If sales go below 150, sell short! 530 00:23:08,938 --> 00:23:10,857 � Cooking things and building too � 531 00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:14,152 � Can't pay the bills as good as you... 532 00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:17,063 - I need you to go to the supermarket! 533 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:21,510 - So, when you vote for Mayor Dugen, 534 00:23:21,511 --> 00:23:25,796 know that you're not only voting for free parking, 535 00:23:25,797 --> 00:23:28,229 you're voting for freedom! 536 00:23:29,414 --> 00:23:31,684 � Opposite Day � 537 00:23:31,685 --> 00:23:33,475 � Opposite Day... � 538 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:36,291 - It looks like the world's turned opposite! 539 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:38,051 - Like Opposite Day! 540 00:23:38,052 --> 00:23:39,746 But do the math. 541 00:23:39,747 --> 00:23:42,978 - All the kids are acting weird, like adults. 542 00:23:42,979 --> 00:23:45,665 - And all the adults are acting like kids. 543 00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:48,481 Wait, do you know what this means? 544 00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:49,440 - What? 545 00:23:49,441 --> 00:23:51,007 - My wish came true! 546 00:23:51,008 --> 00:23:52,575 Kids rule the world! 547 00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:54,495 - How can you be happy about this? 548 00:23:54,496 --> 00:23:56,319 - Who wouldn't be? 549 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,343 - I guess me! 550 00:23:57,343 --> 00:23:59,261 - Stop sign, you knucklehead! 551 00:23:59,262 --> 00:24:02,045 - Hey, I'm walking here! 552 00:24:02,046 --> 00:24:03,420 - I didn't see it! 553 00:24:03,421 --> 00:24:05,884 I'm losing my concentration. 554 00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:19,034 Kids, now, be on your best behaviour now. 555 00:24:19,035 --> 00:24:20,569 I'll handle this. 556 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:23,289 Martha, if there's one thing I know how to do, 557 00:24:23,290 --> 00:24:25,145 I know how to deal with the law. 558 00:24:28,409 --> 00:24:30,423 - License and registration. 559 00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:33,847 - You know those candid-camera shows? 560 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:36,310 We're on candid camera! 561 00:24:36,311 --> 00:24:37,876 Very funny! 562 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,796 We see through you, don't we? 563 00:24:39,797 --> 00:24:40,756 Don't we? 564 00:24:40,757 --> 00:24:41,748 - I don't know. 565 00:24:41,749 --> 00:24:43,957 Maybe it's not a gag. 566 00:24:43,957 --> 00:24:46,164 - Maybe it's not a gag? 567 00:24:46,165 --> 00:24:48,180 - Do you have a listening problem? 568 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:53,651 Little boy, you're operating this automobile? 569 00:24:53,652 --> 00:24:55,090 - I'm a little boy? 570 00:24:55,091 --> 00:24:58,001 I think you're a little confused, kiddo. 571 00:24:59,506 --> 00:25:00,816 - What are you doing? 572 00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:03,728 - What am I doing? What do you think I'm doing? 573 00:25:03,729 --> 00:25:05,743 If everything really is opposite, 574 00:25:05,744 --> 00:25:09,454 then Grandma and Grandpa are 2 little kids driving this car! 575 00:25:09,455 --> 00:25:11,406 And you know what that makes us? 576 00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:14,285 - The adults! And we'd be responsible for them! 577 00:25:14,286 --> 00:25:16,973 - I'm not going to jail for this. All right? 578 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,188 I'm sorry, Carla, 579 00:25:18,189 --> 00:25:21,932 but if there's a world out there where I get to call the shots, 580 00:25:21,932 --> 00:25:23,436 I wanna be a part of it! 581 00:25:27,211 --> 00:25:28,841 - What is he doing? 582 00:25:30,315 --> 00:25:32,969 � Break my fall � 583 00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:39,560 � Waking from a bad dream � 584 00:25:39,561 --> 00:25:41,256 � Reaching out to find you � 585 00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:44,262 � Gone again � 586 00:25:44,263 --> 00:25:46,247 � I'm turning to my cell phone � 587 00:25:46,248 --> 00:25:50,821 � Turning out to be my oldest friend � 588 00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:53,029 � And shame on you... � 589 00:25:53,030 --> 00:25:55,269 - Hey, who are the adults here? You or them? 590 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:56,708 - We are, of course! 591 00:25:57,701 --> 00:25:59,012 - Yeah! 592 00:25:59,013 --> 00:26:00,451 � It's the both of us � 593 00:26:00,452 --> 00:26:04,995 � Can I make you see? � 594 00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:08,834 - Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! 595 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,553 � Catch me if you dare � 596 00:26:11,554 --> 00:26:13,505 � If you really want to see me � 597 00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:15,360 � Take a second just to recognize � 598 00:26:15,361 --> 00:26:17,376 � How long that I've been there � 599 00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:19,136 � How can you help me? � 600 00:26:19,136 --> 00:26:20,670 � How can you heal me? � 601 00:26:20,671 --> 00:26:23,934 � You're never home to take my call � 602 00:26:23,935 --> 00:26:26,110 � You gotta show me... � 603 00:26:26,111 --> 00:26:28,094 - Why you crying, mister? 604 00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:30,269 - 'Cause my mommy put me on timeout 605 00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:31,709 'cause I pushed a kid! 606 00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:33,245 - Too bad for you! 607 00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:39,803 Hello there, lovely ladies. 608 00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:42,267 - Oh, who is he? He's cute! 609 00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,562 - So, let me get this straight. 610 00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:47,065 You're telling me that you, 611 00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:50,105 a little boy, from the looks of things, 612 00:26:50,105 --> 00:26:53,367 is no more than 7 years old, is a grandfather? 613 00:26:53,368 --> 00:26:55,928 - That's what I've been trying to tell you! 614 00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:57,015 - This isn't good! 615 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,894 - Wait a minute, Officer. I can vouch for him. 616 00:26:59,895 --> 00:27:01,845 He's my husband of 45 years. 617 00:27:01,846 --> 00:27:05,078 And in the back, you can ask my grandkids. 618 00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:09,237 - Listen, Officer, maybe we can work this out. 619 00:27:09,238 --> 00:27:13,236 I've got a box of Girl Scout cookies in the trunk. 620 00:27:13,237 --> 00:27:15,059 - What kind? Wait a minute! 621 00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,524 Are you trying to bribe an officer? 622 00:27:17,525 --> 00:27:19,443 - No! Just a few cookies! 623 00:27:19,444 --> 00:27:20,722 - Animal crackers. 624 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:21,842 - Out of the car, son! 625 00:27:21,843 --> 00:27:23,249 - Cooperate, Jack. 626 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,657 - I am cooperating! 627 00:27:24,658 --> 00:27:27,601 � How can you help me? How can you heal me? � 628 00:27:27,602 --> 00:27:30,832 � You're never home to take my call � 629 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,559 � You gotta show me � 630 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,192 � You wanna know me � 631 00:27:34,193 --> 00:27:37,518 � Gotta be there to break my fall � 632 00:27:37,519 --> 00:27:39,502 � Break my fall � 633 00:27:39,503 --> 00:27:41,197 � Break my fall � 634 00:27:41,198 --> 00:27:44,077 � You gotta be there � 635 00:27:44,078 --> 00:27:47,309 � Break my fall � 636 00:27:48,365 --> 00:27:51,084 � Oh, you should be there � 637 00:27:51,085 --> 00:27:53,771 - Come on, keep it moving! Keep it moving, people! 638 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:55,243 - On the sidewalk. 639 00:27:55,244 --> 00:27:56,843 Hands on your head. 640 00:27:57,995 --> 00:27:59,243 Put your right foot in. 641 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:02,346 Take your right foot out. 642 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,264 Put your left foot in. 643 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,929 And shake it all about. 644 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,224 I said the left foot! 645 00:28:09,225 --> 00:28:11,752 Where are your parents? 646 00:28:11,753 --> 00:28:13,990 - Oh, Martha, I'm so confused! Please! 647 00:28:13,991 --> 00:28:16,359 - I'm going to need you to breathe into this. 648 00:28:21,798 --> 00:28:23,845 - And then you go, and then you and you. 649 00:28:23,846 --> 00:28:25,285 All right? Next! 650 00:28:25,285 --> 00:28:27,236 - Yeah! 651 00:28:27,237 --> 00:28:29,124 - Next! - Yeah! Whoo! 652 00:28:30,437 --> 00:28:32,419 - Walk the line, tough guy! 653 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,274 - That's hopscotch! 654 00:28:34,275 --> 00:28:37,506 - You too! I said walk it 655 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:38,626 - I won't! - You will! 656 00:28:38,627 --> 00:28:39,713 - Won't! - Will! 657 00:28:39,714 --> 00:28:41,473 - Won't! I've had enough of you! 658 00:28:41,474 --> 00:28:42,688 You know what you are? 659 00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:45,024 You're a little punk kid in a cop's uniform! 660 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:47,199 - Is that right? 661 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,631 That's it, we're going downtown! 662 00:28:49,632 --> 00:28:52,767 - Oh, you're making a mistake, Officer! 663 00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:54,718 All he did was run a stop sign! 664 00:28:54,719 --> 00:28:57,117 - Hey! It's not your turn yet! 665 00:28:58,687 --> 00:29:01,373 Carla, I don't know if this is just a dream 666 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,453 or if it's just one huge practical joke, 667 00:29:03,454 --> 00:29:04,571 but promise me 668 00:29:04,572 --> 00:29:07,259 that we're gonna enjoy it for as long as it lasts. 669 00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:08,698 - Whatever you say, Sammy. 670 00:29:08,699 --> 00:29:10,234 - What's your problem? 671 00:29:10,235 --> 00:29:13,050 - Grandma and Grandpa just got arrested! 672 00:29:15,643 --> 00:29:17,625 - Next! 673 00:29:24,728 --> 00:29:25,687 - Come on now, 674 00:29:25,688 --> 00:29:27,927 is all of this really necessary? 675 00:29:27,928 --> 00:29:29,846 - Smile for the ducky! Quack, quack! 676 00:29:29,847 --> 00:29:32,374 - Can I get a copy of that? 677 00:29:33,494 --> 00:29:35,189 - Fingerprint, please. 678 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,982 - Does it wash off? 679 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:39,093 - This is so childish. 680 00:29:39,094 --> 00:29:41,139 - Take your time. 681 00:29:45,524 --> 00:29:49,682 I want you to be really sure, so take your time. 682 00:29:49,683 --> 00:29:51,410 - It's him! It's him on the right! 683 00:29:51,411 --> 00:29:53,330 - That one? 684 00:29:53,331 --> 00:29:54,608 - I'm sure of it. 685 00:30:08,175 --> 00:30:09,869 - You gotta believe me! 686 00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:12,045 I'm telling you, I'm innocent! 687 00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:13,676 - Tell it to the judge. 688 00:30:13,677 --> 00:30:15,565 - Jasper, what are you doing here? 689 00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:17,900 - What do you mean, what am I doing here? 690 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,755 I work here. I'm a cop. Remember? 691 00:30:19,756 --> 00:30:21,067 - No, I don't remember. 692 00:30:21,068 --> 00:30:23,178 A few days ago, you were a normal kid, 693 00:30:23,179 --> 00:30:24,171 just like us. 694 00:30:24,172 --> 00:30:25,578 - What are you talking about? 695 00:30:25,579 --> 00:30:28,170 I've been on the force since I was practically born! 696 00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:30,249 - Are we the only ones who can see that 697 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,817 everything has turned opposite? 698 00:30:31,818 --> 00:30:34,919 - All of a sudden, kids are in charge, 699 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,320 like we talked about in school the other day! 700 00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:39,015 - In school? 701 00:30:39,016 --> 00:30:41,158 - Everything's all mixed up! 702 00:30:41,159 --> 00:30:43,015 - I'm sorry to say, guys, 703 00:30:43,016 --> 00:30:45,286 but the only thing mixed up is you! 704 00:30:45,287 --> 00:30:48,229 Parents acting like kids? Kids like parents? 705 00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:50,086 Now that's hilarious! 706 00:30:50,087 --> 00:30:51,045 I promise you, 707 00:30:51,046 --> 00:30:53,477 things are as normal as they've always been. 708 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:56,003 - Well, there are these old... 709 00:30:57,476 --> 00:31:00,675 There are these young kids that just came in. 710 00:31:00,676 --> 00:31:02,626 What's gonna happen to them? 711 00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:04,002 - So, tell me... 712 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:06,050 Jack... 713 00:31:06,051 --> 00:31:08,033 where were you two hours ago? 714 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,665 Was it on Main St. 715 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,841 in front of Casey's Market 716 00:31:11,842 --> 00:31:15,552 in front of a stop sign as bright as day? 717 00:31:15,553 --> 00:31:18,143 - You Oompa-Loompas can ask me all you want. 718 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:19,198 I ain't squealing! 719 00:31:19,199 --> 00:31:20,286 - Don't worry, hon. 720 00:31:20,287 --> 00:31:23,294 If it comes down to it, I'll take the fall for you. 721 00:31:26,239 --> 00:31:28,285 - They ain't cooperating, boss. 722 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,884 - They're playing it smart. 723 00:31:29,885 --> 00:31:32,604 Won't speak without an attorney present. 724 00:31:34,908 --> 00:31:36,315 - I got it! 725 00:31:36,316 --> 00:31:38,906 Maybe we should throw the book at 'em! 726 00:31:38,907 --> 00:31:41,563 - Yeah, good idea. You're thinking. 727 00:31:45,594 --> 00:31:46,841 They dodged the book! 728 00:31:46,842 --> 00:31:48,473 - I'm out of ideas! 729 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,424 - Me too! What now? 730 00:31:50,425 --> 00:31:51,832 - How about we get a bite? 731 00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:54,071 - OK. I'll drive. 732 00:31:54,072 --> 00:31:56,279 - My treat, buddy. - Thanks. 733 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,031 - What do you feel like having today? 734 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:03,029 - All rise for the honourable judge! 735 00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:05,621 - Unh! 736 00:32:08,309 --> 00:32:11,221 - Operating a vehicle as a minor? 737 00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:15,251 Running a stop sign without even saying you're sorry? 738 00:32:15,252 --> 00:32:19,665 Trying to bribe an officer with Girl Scout cookies? 739 00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:22,897 And not even mentioning they were thin mints! 740 00:32:22,898 --> 00:32:25,296 - They were animal crackers! 741 00:32:25,297 --> 00:32:28,112 - Ugh, the list goes on and on! 742 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,840 You people make me sick! 743 00:32:29,841 --> 00:32:32,270 Jack and Martha Benson, please rise. 744 00:32:33,455 --> 00:32:36,910 Seeing that this is your first offence, 745 00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:39,022 I've decided to take it easy on you two. 746 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:40,685 - Ohh! 747 00:32:40,686 --> 00:32:43,309 - Twenty-five years of solitary confinement! 748 00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:46,028 - No! No! 749 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:47,275 - Bailiff, take them away! 750 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,499 - What kind of a lawyer are you? 751 00:32:56,971 --> 00:32:59,210 - Act as though you... Act casual. 752 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,329 Oh my God... 753 00:33:02,889 --> 00:33:04,647 - Oh my... 754 00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:06,888 - Stay in a single line! 755 00:33:06,889 --> 00:33:10,022 Keep your hands where I can see them! 756 00:33:10,023 --> 00:33:12,775 - I'm innocent! 757 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,341 - Want a lolly? 758 00:33:22,342 --> 00:33:23,301 - No, thank you. 759 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,644 - That's very nice of you, 760 00:33:24,645 --> 00:33:26,244 but we haven't had dinner yet. 761 00:33:26,245 --> 00:33:29,315 - How about a game of tic-tac-toe? 762 00:33:29,316 --> 00:33:31,139 - I don't know the rules. 763 00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,290 - No, thank you. 764 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,207 � When I was a kid � 765 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:48,735 � I would dream that I was grown up � 766 00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:51,581 � Finally on my own � 767 00:33:51,582 --> 00:33:55,133 � No people to tell me who, what, where, why... � 768 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:57,597 - Really appreciate it. - Thanks, Jasper. 769 00:33:57,598 --> 00:34:00,733 - I'm worried about you folks. 770 00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:02,395 � I have hopes I have dreams � 771 00:34:02,396 --> 00:34:04,764 � That one day I'm gonna live my life � 772 00:34:04,765 --> 00:34:06,267 � Just like I want to � 773 00:34:06,268 --> 00:34:08,347 � Who do you wanna be... � 774 00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:09,466 - I hope you're happy. 775 00:34:09,468 --> 00:34:10,649 - About what? 776 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:13,786 - You know, if it wasn't for your stupid wish, 777 00:34:13,787 --> 00:34:16,601 Grandma and Grandpa would still be with us 778 00:34:16,602 --> 00:34:19,671 instead of sitting in a stinky old jail cell! 779 00:34:19,672 --> 00:34:21,272 - Well, it's not my fault. 780 00:34:21,273 --> 00:34:23,768 I mean, it's not like I created all this. 781 00:34:25,495 --> 00:34:26,806 Did I? 782 00:34:36,278 --> 00:34:38,324 Holy cannoli! 783 00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:42,196 - Whoa! You took the words right out of my mouth! 784 00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,250 - Whoa... 785 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,818 - Oh my gosh... 786 00:34:48,819 --> 00:34:51,698 If you weren't with me this whole time, 787 00:34:51,699 --> 00:34:54,417 I would swear this was your work. 788 00:34:54,418 --> 00:34:56,273 - Well, I make a good mess. 789 00:34:56,273 --> 00:34:58,672 And when I say "good", I mean good! 790 00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:00,271 Not this good. 791 00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:01,710 - Surprise! - Surprise! 792 00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:03,662 - Mom! Dad! - Mom! Dad! 793 00:35:03,663 --> 00:35:06,574 - Hey! Oh, we built the coolest fort! 794 00:35:06,575 --> 00:35:07,597 You've gotta see it! 795 00:35:07,598 --> 00:35:09,421 - Oh my God, you gotta check it out! 796 00:35:09,422 --> 00:35:10,893 - They're dressed like kids! 797 00:35:10,894 --> 00:35:12,622 - We missed you, Mom and Dad! 798 00:35:12,623 --> 00:35:13,581 We missed you! 799 00:35:13,582 --> 00:35:15,660 - Why do you keep calling us Mom and Dad? 800 00:35:15,661 --> 00:35:16,652 You're the parents. 801 00:35:16,653 --> 00:35:18,187 - No, silly, you are! 802 00:35:18,188 --> 00:35:19,978 - We're the kids! - You're the parents! 803 00:35:19,979 --> 00:35:21,770 - We're the kids. You're the parents. 804 00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:23,242 - No, I'm telling you! 805 00:35:23,243 --> 00:35:26,217 We're the kids and you guys are the parents! 806 00:35:28,811 --> 00:35:31,145 - They're so weird! - Wait a minute. 807 00:35:31,146 --> 00:35:32,424 - The coolest fort... 808 00:35:32,425 --> 00:35:33,576 - If they're the kids, 809 00:35:33,577 --> 00:35:36,423 then we should be able to tell them what to do, right? 810 00:35:37,449 --> 00:35:39,430 - I guess so. 811 00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:40,871 - You look like a dog! 812 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:41,990 - Robert! 813 00:35:44,423 --> 00:35:46,693 Clean up this mess right now. 814 00:35:46,694 --> 00:35:48,293 - No! Do we have to? 815 00:35:48,294 --> 00:35:49,509 - Yes, you do. 816 00:35:49,510 --> 00:35:51,428 - She did it. - It was his idea. 817 00:35:51,429 --> 00:35:53,731 - You know what? I don't care whose idea it was. 818 00:35:53,732 --> 00:35:54,948 - He did it! - She did! 819 00:35:54,948 --> 00:35:57,026 - I want you to clean it up right now! 820 00:35:57,027 --> 00:35:58,403 What am I saying? 821 00:35:58,404 --> 00:36:00,226 Denise, you go get me some popcorn, 822 00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:02,242 and, Robert, you go get me a soda. 823 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:05,410 Let's go! We don't have all day, people! 824 00:36:05,411 --> 00:36:06,562 Let's go! 825 00:36:06,563 --> 00:36:07,968 What? 826 00:36:07,969 --> 00:36:11,072 - The toilet paper was Robert's idea. 827 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,702 - Now, this is the life! 828 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,190 What are you doing helping them, Carla? 829 00:36:20,191 --> 00:36:21,533 That's their job! 830 00:36:23,359 --> 00:36:25,244 - Have you lost your mind? 831 00:36:25,245 --> 00:36:27,132 You're abusing your power! 832 00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:28,284 That's not fair! 833 00:36:28,285 --> 00:36:31,099 - Don't lecture me about fair, all right? 834 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,603 This is payback time! 835 00:36:32,604 --> 00:36:35,195 They've had this coming for 10 years now! 836 00:36:35,196 --> 00:36:37,146 - Is there anything else you want us to do? 837 00:36:37,147 --> 00:36:39,609 - I finished scrubbing the toilet with my toothbrush. 838 00:36:39,610 --> 00:36:40,601 What now? 839 00:36:40,602 --> 00:36:41,561 - Denise, honey, 840 00:36:41,561 --> 00:36:43,705 I'd like you to now brush your teeth 841 00:36:43,706 --> 00:36:44,953 with that toothbrush. 842 00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:46,615 - No! - But, Dad... 843 00:36:46,616 --> 00:36:48,952 - I'm just messing with you guys! 844 00:36:50,072 --> 00:36:52,055 Now it's playtime! 845 00:36:52,056 --> 00:36:54,774 - Yeah! - Whoo! 846 00:36:58,391 --> 00:37:00,373 � Today was a fun day � 847 00:37:00,374 --> 00:37:01,749 - It's snowing! 848 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,412 � Got to do things my way � 849 00:37:03,413 --> 00:37:06,995 � Don't tell me what to do � 850 00:37:06,996 --> 00:37:09,971 - Ten Mississippi! Ready or not, here I come! 851 00:37:09,972 --> 00:37:11,987 � Got to be a grown-up � 852 00:37:11,988 --> 00:37:14,130 � Got to eat whatever I want � 853 00:37:14,131 --> 00:37:16,466 � You can't tell me what to do � 854 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:18,673 - I think I'm gonna puke. 855 00:37:18,674 --> 00:37:21,586 � You'll never know... � 856 00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,472 - I'm only doing this for you. 857 00:37:23,473 --> 00:37:25,616 - Tea? Tea? 858 00:37:26,801 --> 00:37:28,048 - I got it! I got it! 859 00:37:28,049 --> 00:37:30,064 - Yeah! - Yeah! 860 00:37:30,065 --> 00:37:31,726 � You'll never see � 861 00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:33,006 - That was fun! 862 00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:34,862 � Just what it means to be... � 863 00:37:34,863 --> 00:37:36,525 - Just a tip, 864 00:37:36,526 --> 00:37:38,444 but Mom usually puts it in water. 865 00:37:39,662 --> 00:37:40,621 � When kids rule � 866 00:37:40,622 --> 00:37:42,252 - Dinner's served! 867 00:37:42,253 --> 00:37:43,500 Hope you're hungry! 868 00:37:44,685 --> 00:37:46,476 - Let me through. 869 00:37:46,477 --> 00:37:47,690 Move it, Sammy! 870 00:37:47,691 --> 00:37:49,419 - Stop kicking! 871 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:51,754 - Hey! Wait! 872 00:37:51,755 --> 00:37:55,114 We can't let them get into bed looking like that! 873 00:37:56,425 --> 00:37:57,609 - Why not? 874 00:38:03,432 --> 00:38:05,191 Hey! Ah, ah, ah! 875 00:38:05,192 --> 00:38:06,151 Not so fast. 876 00:38:06,152 --> 00:38:08,615 Aren't we forgetting something? 877 00:38:13,351 --> 00:38:15,110 - Good night, Dad. 878 00:38:16,358 --> 00:38:17,349 - Good night. 879 00:38:20,037 --> 00:38:21,956 - I miss you, Mom. 880 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:34,816 You too, Dad. 881 00:38:35,777 --> 00:38:37,184 You too. 882 00:38:54,654 --> 00:38:57,788 It's harder than it looks, being a parent, isn't it? 883 00:38:57,789 --> 00:38:59,899 - I don't know about that. 884 00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,786 - I hope when we wake up in the morning, 885 00:39:09,787 --> 00:39:12,824 Opposite Day will be over. 886 00:39:21,688 --> 00:39:24,406 - I'm sorry for being such a pain today. 887 00:39:27,127 --> 00:39:28,597 Good night. 888 00:39:34,933 --> 00:39:38,099 - Wake up, sleepyheads! - Hey! 889 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,731 - Wake up! Wake up, sleepyhead! 890 00:39:39,732 --> 00:39:41,778 Mom! Dad! Mom! Dad! 891 00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:43,538 We're hungry! 892 00:39:43,539 --> 00:39:45,041 - Yay! 893 00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:46,322 - Again? 894 00:39:46,323 --> 00:39:48,049 But we just fed them! 895 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:49,808 - I guess we have to feed them. 896 00:39:49,809 --> 00:39:52,241 - And then after that, we wanna go to... Ahh! 897 00:39:52,242 --> 00:39:53,712 - OK, guys, calm down! - Ow! 898 00:39:53,713 --> 00:39:56,175 - Take a look outside. 899 00:39:58,256 --> 00:40:00,206 Everything's still opposite. 900 00:40:00,207 --> 00:40:03,310 - Am I detecting a change of heart? 901 00:40:03,311 --> 00:40:05,166 - No. 902 00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:06,670 I love being in charge. 903 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:10,028 Besides, it beats the heck out of going to school! 904 00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:13,451 - No, I'm not doing anything! - Stop it! 905 00:40:17,996 --> 00:40:19,275 - Oh, whoa! 906 00:40:19,276 --> 00:40:22,506 Girl, you can't do the presentation looking like that! 907 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:24,745 - I can't do the what? 908 00:40:24,746 --> 00:40:27,240 - Somebody call the fashion police! 909 00:40:27,241 --> 00:40:29,385 - No more police! Please, no more! 910 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:31,016 - It's just an expression, Carla. 911 00:40:31,017 --> 00:40:32,071 Chill out. 912 00:40:32,072 --> 00:40:34,567 Now, we have got to do something about that outfit. 913 00:40:34,568 --> 00:40:35,527 Come on, girl. 914 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:43,045 Whoa, your clothes are ginormous! 915 00:40:43,046 --> 00:40:45,252 I had that problem a couple of days ago. 916 00:40:45,253 --> 00:40:48,068 Oh, take 'em down to Cuddledyne. They can fix it. 917 00:40:48,069 --> 00:40:51,202 - Sue, has anything seemed to be a little weird to you 918 00:40:51,203 --> 00:40:52,388 these past few days? 919 00:40:52,388 --> 00:40:53,763 - Like what? 920 00:40:53,764 --> 00:40:55,715 - Like everything! 921 00:40:55,716 --> 00:40:59,170 - No. But you're kind of weirding me out right now. 922 00:40:59,171 --> 00:41:00,130 Get dressed. 923 00:41:02,402 --> 00:41:03,937 - OK, hair. 924 00:41:03,938 --> 00:41:05,793 - Your clothes are ginormous. 925 00:41:05,794 --> 00:41:08,160 - Makeup. Perfect. 926 00:41:09,504 --> 00:41:10,879 What do you think? 927 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,959 - I'm embarrassed to know you. 928 00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:17,021 But we don't have time. Let's go. 929 00:41:17,022 --> 00:41:18,174 - Hey! This is crazy! 930 00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:19,933 What am I supposed to do at work? 931 00:41:19,934 --> 00:41:22,142 - Why are you acting like you've never worked 932 00:41:22,143 --> 00:41:23,356 in your life? 933 00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:25,245 - Whoa, where are you going? 934 00:41:25,246 --> 00:41:26,972 - Hello! Earth to Sammy? 935 00:41:26,973 --> 00:41:28,892 We're going to the office. 936 00:41:28,893 --> 00:41:31,963 Man, you two are totally out of it today! 937 00:41:31,964 --> 00:41:33,563 Come on, let's go. 938 00:41:33,564 --> 00:41:35,610 - Bye. - We've gotta fix this, Sammy! 939 00:41:35,611 --> 00:41:37,594 Grandma and Grandpa are counting on us! 940 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,545 - Grandma and Grandpa are probably having 941 00:41:39,546 --> 00:41:41,145 the time of their lives right now! 942 00:41:41,146 --> 00:41:43,289 - It's jail! How fun can it be? 943 00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,759 - You can do it! 944 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,263 - Ah, no, I can't! 945 00:41:55,990 --> 00:41:57,301 - Whoo! 946 00:42:00,982 --> 00:42:03,187 - Robert, what are you doing? 947 00:42:04,821 --> 00:42:05,971 - Ah! 948 00:42:05,972 --> 00:42:07,411 I'm sorry, Dad. 949 00:42:07,412 --> 00:42:09,010 I'm so sorry. 950 00:42:09,011 --> 00:42:11,666 I think I got some cereal in my pants. 951 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:13,745 - Don't you two have to go to school? 952 00:42:13,746 --> 00:42:16,305 - Um, Dad, I've been thinking about that, 953 00:42:16,306 --> 00:42:17,968 and, um, I don't wanna go. 954 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:20,272 - I'm not asking! I'm telling! 955 00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:24,366 - Gotcha! 956 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,543 - Hey! Don't make me come back there! 957 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,111 Now buckle up! 958 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:34,285 - You stop it! You stop it! You stop it! 959 00:42:35,566 --> 00:42:37,132 Dad hit the trash cans! 960 00:42:38,094 --> 00:42:39,372 - Hey, watch it! 961 00:42:39,373 --> 00:42:41,356 - He doesn't know what he's doing! 962 00:42:47,052 --> 00:42:49,257 - Oh yeah! Wicked! 963 00:42:49,258 --> 00:42:51,081 We're really moving now! 964 00:42:51,082 --> 00:42:53,321 Jeff Gordon coming through! 965 00:42:57,258 --> 00:42:58,632 - I said small flathead! 966 00:42:58,633 --> 00:43:00,520 - Yes, sir, here's the small one. 967 00:43:00,521 --> 00:43:02,247 - Dad, Dad... 968 00:43:02,248 --> 00:43:04,167 Dad! Dad! Dad! 969 00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:07,494 Would you help me build my rocket now? 970 00:43:07,495 --> 00:43:09,797 - Not now. Can't you see I'm working? 971 00:43:09,798 --> 00:43:10,758 - Oh, come on! 972 00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:13,637 - Sir, the dispenser units for the birds 973 00:43:13,637 --> 00:43:15,012 are ready to be tested. 974 00:43:15,013 --> 00:43:16,996 - Excellent! 975 00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:19,716 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 976 00:43:19,717 --> 00:43:21,188 - I don't wanna go! 977 00:43:21,188 --> 00:43:22,403 - You are going! 978 00:43:22,404 --> 00:43:23,395 - No! - Yes! 979 00:43:23,396 --> 00:43:24,354 - No! - Yes! 980 00:43:24,355 --> 00:43:26,018 - Why? - Because I said so. 981 00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:26,978 - OK. 982 00:43:33,634 --> 00:43:35,041 � When I was a kid � 983 00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,344 � I would dream that I was grown up � 984 00:43:37,345 --> 00:43:39,999 � Finally on my own � 985 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,334 � No people to tell me... � 986 00:43:42,335 --> 00:43:43,486 - So, this is work. 987 00:43:44,799 --> 00:43:47,358 - Yup, the place that pays the bills. 988 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:48,765 - Pays the what? 989 00:43:50,143 --> 00:43:52,732 - You are totally out of it today, girl. 990 00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:55,036 You probably just need a pick-me-up. 991 00:43:55,037 --> 00:43:56,668 - A pick-me-what? 992 00:43:56,669 --> 00:43:58,012 - It's coffee. 993 00:43:58,013 --> 00:43:59,963 - Who drinks coffee? 994 00:43:59,964 --> 00:44:01,722 - We do. Let's go. 995 00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:03,546 I'll have a grande vanilla mocha-choco 996 00:44:03,547 --> 00:44:04,985 sugar-free nonfat choco-latte, 997 00:44:04,986 --> 00:44:08,441 extra hot, over ice with whipped cream and sprinkles. 998 00:44:08,442 --> 00:44:10,743 Oh, and do you have goat's milk? 999 00:44:10,744 --> 00:44:12,473 - Sorry. Fresh out. 1000 00:44:12,473 --> 00:44:15,319 - I'll have soy then. She'll have the same. 1001 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,887 Blended. 1002 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,167 - Ew! 1003 00:44:18,168 --> 00:44:19,382 - It's our usual! 1004 00:44:21,495 --> 00:44:22,998 Hi. 1005 00:44:32,341 --> 00:44:34,259 - Matthew, stop it! 1006 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:35,219 - Nice one! 1007 00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:36,882 - Don't encourage him! 1008 00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,931 We're late enough as it is. 1009 00:44:41,299 --> 00:44:43,409 - Copycat Ad Agency, may I please help you? 1010 00:44:43,410 --> 00:44:45,745 - Copycat Ad Agency, may I please help you? 1011 00:44:45,746 --> 00:44:47,025 - Copycat Ad Agency... 1012 00:44:47,026 --> 00:44:48,560 - I've been late twice this week, 1013 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:49,808 and Reynolds is all over me! 1014 00:44:49,809 --> 00:44:50,959 - Who's Reynolds? 1015 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,208 - Your boss! 1016 00:44:54,064 --> 00:44:55,663 - Did you rob a circus clown? 1017 00:44:55,664 --> 00:44:56,847 - No. 1018 00:44:56,848 --> 00:44:58,574 - Is this the new summer fashion? 1019 00:44:58,575 --> 00:45:00,590 - Actually, it's my mom's. 1020 00:45:00,591 --> 00:45:01,742 - Whatever. 1021 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:03,181 Come on! 1022 00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:06,829 This is the only original we have, 1023 00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:09,132 so guard it with your life. 1024 00:45:09,133 --> 00:45:10,891 I need you to make 20 copies, collated. 1025 00:45:10,892 --> 00:45:13,067 Double side the bottom half in black and white, 1026 00:45:13,068 --> 00:45:14,891 then single side the top half in colour. 1027 00:45:14,892 --> 00:45:17,129 Fax it as an attachment to the client's FTP site. 1028 00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:18,954 Paperclip the hard copy, then staple it. 1029 00:45:18,955 --> 00:45:20,298 You know what? 1030 00:45:20,299 --> 00:45:22,282 I really don't care. 1031 00:45:30,344 --> 00:45:32,935 - Ugh! The plug! 1032 00:45:46,885 --> 00:45:48,707 - We decided, for your new moisturizer, 1033 00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:50,531 we would have to come up with the best, 1034 00:45:50,532 --> 00:45:51,618 'cause you are the best. 1035 00:45:51,619 --> 00:45:53,058 - Well, I'm expecting the best. 1036 00:45:56,354 --> 00:45:59,200 - Come on, I just wanna be a friend. 1037 00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:05,055 You look like a nicer copy machine. 1038 00:46:05,056 --> 00:46:07,232 Let's try you out. 1039 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,375 Come on. 1040 00:46:09,376 --> 00:46:11,966 Oh no, it's a shredder! No! 1041 00:46:11,967 --> 00:46:13,566 Oh! Bad shredder! 1042 00:46:13,567 --> 00:46:15,166 Spit it out! 1043 00:46:17,118 --> 00:46:18,525 - The clients are here! 1044 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:20,669 Grab the presentation! 1045 00:46:20,670 --> 00:46:22,652 Hurry up! 1046 00:46:22,653 --> 00:46:24,092 Come on, let's go! 1047 00:46:24,093 --> 00:46:25,339 - One sec. 1048 00:46:27,772 --> 00:46:29,243 - Let's go. 1049 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:31,993 - Mostly sunny skies today with a light east-coming breeze. 1050 00:46:31,994 --> 00:46:33,081 Expect temperatures... 1051 00:46:35,706 --> 00:46:37,625 - Hey, hey, you wanna shoot some hoops? 1052 00:46:37,626 --> 00:46:40,568 - Sorry, pal, I have to deliver the US mail. 1053 00:46:51,926 --> 00:46:54,582 - Hey, guys, wanna play some basketball? 1054 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:57,428 - Can't. We're on duty. 1055 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:05,235 - D7... 1056 00:47:08,179 --> 00:47:09,745 G4... 1057 00:47:09,746 --> 00:47:12,018 Boom! Gotcha! 1058 00:47:15,474 --> 00:47:17,617 - You want to play? Let's play. 1059 00:47:48,267 --> 00:47:50,346 - You should slow down, pal. 1060 00:47:50,347 --> 00:47:51,592 - After this one, 1061 00:47:51,593 --> 00:47:54,248 I never wanna see another malt again. 1062 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:56,104 - You off work today? 1063 00:47:56,105 --> 00:47:58,471 - Today and every day. 1064 00:47:58,472 --> 00:47:59,815 - You got family? 1065 00:47:59,816 --> 00:48:01,351 A wife? 1066 00:48:01,352 --> 00:48:02,855 - Yeah. 1067 00:48:02,856 --> 00:48:04,198 I guess so. 1068 00:48:04,199 --> 00:48:06,149 Wife and kids. 1069 00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:08,805 The whole shebang. 1070 00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:14,340 - Aren't they the most adorable kids you ever saw? 1071 00:48:14,341 --> 00:48:16,996 - Yeah, they're just darling. 1072 00:48:18,181 --> 00:48:20,611 - Unbelievable how fast they grow up. 1073 00:48:20,612 --> 00:48:22,466 Never fast enough for them. 1074 00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:24,258 That was my problem. 1075 00:48:24,259 --> 00:48:27,522 I wanted to be an adult, so I didn't enjoy my childhood. 1076 00:48:27,523 --> 00:48:29,345 Didn't make the moments count. 1077 00:48:29,346 --> 00:48:31,040 Didn't listen to my parents. 1078 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,631 I became a pretty mixed-up kid. 1079 00:48:34,752 --> 00:48:37,471 Boy, wish I could turn back the years. 1080 00:48:37,472 --> 00:48:39,295 You know what I mean? 1081 00:48:47,518 --> 00:48:49,148 - Yeah. 1082 00:48:49,149 --> 00:48:51,164 I know exactly what you mean. 1083 00:48:51,165 --> 00:48:53,532 I've gotta turn things right again. 1084 00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:55,164 How much are the malts? 1085 00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,507 - They're always on the house. 1086 00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:02,041 - I'm Dr. Chaz Larabee. 1087 00:49:02,042 --> 00:49:03,002 - Chaz? 1088 00:49:03,003 --> 00:49:05,496 - I'm the best friend you could ask for. 1089 00:49:05,497 --> 00:49:07,609 - Can you turn it up, please? 1090 00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:10,552 - Does the world around you seem larger lately? 1091 00:49:10,553 --> 00:49:12,983 Can't seem to reach the pedal anymore? 1092 00:49:12,984 --> 00:49:15,831 Trying to find answers for the unexplainable? 1093 00:49:15,832 --> 00:49:19,191 Come on down to Cuddledyne and see me, Dr. Chaz Larabee. 1094 00:49:19,192 --> 00:49:21,174 We don't just fix your clothes. 1095 00:49:21,175 --> 00:49:22,549 We fix your life. 1096 00:49:22,550 --> 00:49:24,117 Ha-ha! Cuddledyne. 1097 00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:26,837 - Thanks again! 1098 00:49:26,838 --> 00:49:28,020 - No pressure, 1099 00:49:28,021 --> 00:49:31,571 but the future of the firm depends on your presentation. 1100 00:49:40,755 --> 00:49:43,377 - I love your dress. 1101 00:49:43,378 --> 00:49:44,785 It's so big. 1102 00:49:44,786 --> 00:49:46,192 Where'd you get it? 1103 00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:47,952 - My mom's closet. 1104 00:49:47,953 --> 00:49:50,544 - Never heard of it. Is that a new store? 1105 00:49:51,695 --> 00:49:53,614 - Let's get started, shall we? 1106 00:49:55,247 --> 00:49:56,974 Our research shows that 1107 00:49:56,975 --> 00:50:00,781 80% of women prefer smooth skin to dry, scaly skin. 1108 00:50:00,782 --> 00:50:02,605 And that, in a nutshell, 1109 00:50:02,606 --> 00:50:05,356 is the demographic we're going after: 1110 00:50:05,357 --> 00:50:07,820 savvy women who like smooth skin. 1111 00:50:07,821 --> 00:50:10,539 - Carla's gonna distribute a mock-up print ad 1112 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:12,074 for your new moisturizer. 1113 00:50:13,163 --> 00:50:14,634 - Um... 1114 00:50:14,635 --> 00:50:16,074 yeah! 1115 00:50:17,739 --> 00:50:19,208 OK... 1116 00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:27,752 Could you just pass this around? 1117 00:50:27,753 --> 00:50:28,711 Thanks. 1118 00:50:35,878 --> 00:50:38,085 - This is a copy of somebody's bottom. 1119 00:50:38,086 --> 00:50:39,589 - And where's the slogan? 1120 00:50:39,590 --> 00:50:42,116 You were supposed to come up with a slogan! 1121 00:50:42,117 --> 00:50:43,460 "Smooth..." 1122 00:50:43,461 --> 00:50:45,219 - Um... 1123 00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:46,596 right! 1124 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,859 "Smooth... 1125 00:50:52,322 --> 00:50:53,952 "Smooth... 1126 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:56,673 "bottom... 1127 00:51:01,408 --> 00:51:03,423 "Smooth as a baby's bottom." 1128 00:51:08,448 --> 00:51:09,726 - Spot on! 1129 00:51:09,727 --> 00:51:12,286 - I love it. It's so fresh! 1130 00:51:13,534 --> 00:51:14,845 - You're in! 1131 00:51:14,846 --> 00:51:16,668 - Yeah, fantastic! 1132 00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:23,771 - Look at the world I am creating. 1133 00:51:23,772 --> 00:51:25,115 I'll use my father's idea 1134 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:27,322 of the overnight-delivery Bird Express. 1135 00:51:27,323 --> 00:51:29,465 And I will use these birds to fly to 1136 00:51:29,466 --> 00:51:30,969 London, France and New York 1137 00:51:30,970 --> 00:51:34,168 to carry the mist which will change everyone's personality 1138 00:51:34,169 --> 00:51:38,616 and put the kids in charge everywhere. 1139 00:51:38,617 --> 00:51:40,407 - Keep it moving! Keep it moving! 1140 00:51:51,255 --> 00:51:53,524 - Hey, how much would it cost 1141 00:51:53,525 --> 00:51:56,211 for me to hire you and your ninjas 1142 00:51:56,212 --> 00:51:58,100 as my elite bodyguards? 1143 00:51:58,101 --> 00:52:00,596 - Hey, Mom, look what he's doing to my hair! 1144 00:52:02,996 --> 00:52:04,882 - Guys, we need to talk. 1145 00:52:04,883 --> 00:52:06,130 - Go higher! 1146 00:52:06,131 --> 00:52:07,345 - I've been thinking. 1147 00:52:07,346 --> 00:52:10,481 I need to explain to you what's happened to everyone. 1148 00:52:10,482 --> 00:52:12,464 - Alexei, there is no sign of reversal. 1149 00:52:12,465 --> 00:52:14,448 The outcome could have not been better. 1150 00:52:14,449 --> 00:52:16,592 - Hurry up! - I'll be there in one second! 1151 00:52:16,593 --> 00:52:19,534 All the kids have taken on the lives of their parents. 1152 00:52:19,535 --> 00:52:21,520 I want you to speed up the operation. 1153 00:52:21,521 --> 00:52:23,022 We go hot today! 1154 00:52:23,023 --> 00:52:25,678 The birds must be ready to fly immediately! 1155 00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:27,662 - What are you up to, Chaz-mataz? 1156 00:52:27,662 --> 00:52:30,253 - Mistify the whole world so the kids can be in charge! 1157 00:52:30,254 --> 00:52:32,109 Sorry. 1158 00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:33,452 - You can't keep doing this. 1159 00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:35,883 It's not fair to your boy or me. 1160 00:52:35,884 --> 00:52:37,931 - I'll be on time next week. 1161 00:52:37,932 --> 00:52:38,892 Let's go. 1162 00:52:41,803 --> 00:52:44,714 Make sure that all the jetpacks are filled with the mist 1163 00:52:44,715 --> 00:52:46,346 and secured perfectly on each bird 1164 00:52:46,347 --> 00:52:47,434 and ready for takeoff. 1165 00:52:47,435 --> 00:52:50,440 - On second thought, we'll talk later. 1166 00:52:50,441 --> 00:52:52,007 Come with me, guys. 1167 00:52:52,008 --> 00:52:54,600 - Come on. Give me my backpack! 1168 00:52:54,601 --> 00:52:55,911 - Dad, run through the gate. 1169 00:52:55,912 --> 00:52:57,607 - Godfrey, be on your best behaviour 1170 00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:58,952 and I'll give you ice cream. 1171 00:52:58,952 --> 00:53:00,678 Open it, Joey. 1172 00:53:00,679 --> 00:53:03,589 - Run! Run through the gate! Run through the gate! 1173 00:53:03,590 --> 00:53:06,245 Run through the gate! Run through the gate! 1174 00:53:09,477 --> 00:53:11,268 - Dad, I wanna go see a movie. 1175 00:53:11,269 --> 00:53:14,692 - Oh yeah, I wanna see the one about the flying saucer. 1176 00:53:14,693 --> 00:53:17,091 - Uh, we'll go tomorrow. I promise. 1177 00:53:17,092 --> 00:53:19,203 We'll do a double feature, OK? 1178 00:53:22,754 --> 00:53:24,194 - Can I help you? 1179 00:53:24,195 --> 00:53:26,657 - We're here for the, um... We're... 1180 00:53:26,658 --> 00:53:27,937 - Afternoon tour! 1181 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:29,664 - Ah, how'd you guess? 1182 00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:32,256 - My wife says I have psychic abilities. 1183 00:53:32,256 --> 00:53:33,311 Go straight. 1184 00:53:33,312 --> 00:53:34,303 - Right. 1185 00:53:34,304 --> 00:53:36,446 - Make your first right. - Uh-huh. 1186 00:53:40,255 --> 00:53:42,109 - Daycare's first door on your left. 1187 00:53:42,110 --> 00:53:43,133 - Thanks. 1188 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,492 - All right, I'm gonna tell you the story now. 1189 00:53:46,493 --> 00:53:48,476 Be a little quiet now. 1190 00:53:48,477 --> 00:53:52,315 - Regrettably, Dr. Larabee's unable to join us 1191 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,298 on our tour today. 1192 00:53:54,299 --> 00:53:56,474 So let's get started. 1193 00:53:56,475 --> 00:53:59,258 Five years ago, looking to branch out from their roots 1194 00:53:59,258 --> 00:54:01,210 as a space-technologies company, 1195 00:54:01,211 --> 00:54:04,536 Cuddledyne introduced their first baby product: 1196 00:54:04,537 --> 00:54:07,672 the GPS pacifier, 1197 00:54:07,673 --> 00:54:12,119 which allowed parents to easily locate the missing sucker. 1198 00:54:13,144 --> 00:54:15,607 We're moving. We're moving. 1199 00:54:47,504 --> 00:54:50,319 - Just be aware that all jetpacks 1200 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,294 have been filled with mist and are fully operational. 1201 00:54:53,295 --> 00:54:55,534 Handle with care when attaching to the birds. 1202 00:54:55,535 --> 00:54:57,772 First launching is in 15 minutes. 1203 00:54:59,374 --> 00:55:01,612 - What'd you want me to change? 1204 00:55:01,613 --> 00:55:02,765 - Cover the D and the E. 1205 00:55:02,765 --> 00:55:05,451 Starting now, this bad boy shall be known as the Mistifier. 1206 00:55:05,452 --> 00:55:07,019 - Nice! 1207 00:55:09,323 --> 00:55:12,106 - Give me my update, Alexei. 1208 00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:15,976 - Two-thirds of the supersonic jetpacks 1209 00:55:15,977 --> 00:55:17,672 have been attached to the birds. 1210 00:55:17,673 --> 00:55:21,384 The first of the fleet are ready for takeoff as planned. 1211 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:22,376 - Brilliant, Alexei! 1212 00:55:22,377 --> 00:55:24,518 We're so close, I can practically taste it! 1213 00:55:24,519 --> 00:55:27,174 At midnight tonight, my birds will Mistify the world, 1214 00:55:27,175 --> 00:55:28,711 and children everywhere 1215 00:55:28,712 --> 00:55:31,014 will rule adults once and for all! 1216 00:55:31,015 --> 00:55:32,325 The best part is, 1217 00:55:32,326 --> 00:55:34,116 no one can stop me! 1218 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:37,252 Thank you! 1219 00:55:37,253 --> 00:55:38,565 Get back to work! 1220 00:55:43,236 --> 00:55:45,443 - The opposite will last forever! 1221 00:55:47,554 --> 00:55:48,513 - What is it? 1222 00:55:48,514 --> 00:55:50,466 - Intruder in Sector B! - No! 1223 00:55:50,466 --> 00:55:53,408 Sir, we've got a security breach. 1224 00:55:53,409 --> 00:55:56,001 - Are you trying to ruin my moment of glory? 1225 00:55:56,002 --> 00:55:58,528 - No, sir, I just wanted to inform you 1226 00:55:58,529 --> 00:56:01,375 that I've got the situation under control. 1227 00:56:03,424 --> 00:56:06,366 - This isn't a playground. - It is now! 1228 00:56:20,316 --> 00:56:22,266 - I'm the King. You're the peasant! 1229 00:56:24,603 --> 00:56:26,586 - And they lived happily every after! 1230 00:56:26,587 --> 00:56:29,018 Come on, kids, let's go! - Where are we going? 1231 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:30,840 - Out of here! - Go, go, go! 1232 00:56:32,602 --> 00:56:34,264 - Help! 1233 00:56:34,265 --> 00:56:37,112 - You're the worst driver I've ever seen! 1234 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,542 - Dad, did you do something wrong? 1235 00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:49,940 - No, Dad, don't! 1236 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:56,020 - Oh... we lost him. 1237 00:56:56,021 --> 00:56:57,332 - Sammy! 1238 00:56:59,956 --> 00:57:01,106 - Na, na, na! 1239 00:57:02,131 --> 00:57:04,913 - You're never gonna believe where I was today! 1240 00:57:04,914 --> 00:57:06,129 - What is it, Sammy? 1241 00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:07,184 - I ran into Chaz. 1242 00:57:07,185 --> 00:57:09,392 He was blabbering about kids controlling adults 1243 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:11,088 and he has this evil army of birds... 1244 00:57:11,089 --> 00:57:14,832 - Wait! Slow down for a second. 1245 00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:17,231 - By the way, nice job with the house. 1246 00:57:17,232 --> 00:57:18,191 It looks great. 1247 00:57:18,192 --> 00:57:19,374 - Dinner's ready now. 1248 00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:21,966 We're having chicken tenders and French fries. 1249 00:57:21,967 --> 00:57:24,653 - Yo, Martha Stewart, what'd you do with my sister? 1250 00:57:24,654 --> 00:57:27,021 - I'm getting the hang of this "parents" thing. 1251 00:57:27,022 --> 00:57:29,420 - Oh yeah, about that, I ran into Chaz-- 1252 00:57:29,421 --> 00:57:31,276 - You think quiet little Chaz 1253 00:57:31,277 --> 00:57:34,027 has something to do with this opposite mess? 1254 00:57:34,028 --> 00:57:35,147 - That's just it! 1255 00:57:35,148 --> 00:57:37,291 He's not quiet little Chaz anymore! 1256 00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:39,370 I followed him back to this laboratory, 1257 00:57:39,371 --> 00:57:40,905 and he's turned evil, Carla. 1258 00:57:40,906 --> 00:57:43,305 He's planning to do what he did to our town, 1259 00:57:43,306 --> 00:57:45,257 except to all over the world! 1260 00:57:45,258 --> 00:57:48,743 - I thought you loved this! This was your dream come true! 1261 00:57:48,744 --> 00:57:50,535 - I'm not so sure anymore. 1262 00:57:50,536 --> 00:57:52,551 Being in charge is hard work. 1263 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:55,206 And please don't say "I told you so." 1264 00:57:55,207 --> 00:57:56,806 - I told you so! - Mom! 1265 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,054 Can I ask you a question? 1266 00:57:58,055 --> 00:57:59,206 - What is it? 1267 00:57:59,207 --> 00:58:00,964 - Is it OK if we watch cartoons? 1268 00:58:00,965 --> 00:58:02,117 - Not now, honey. 1269 00:58:02,118 --> 00:58:04,004 - We've gotta go to the police! 1270 00:58:04,005 --> 00:58:06,564 - But who's going to look after the kids? 1271 00:58:06,565 --> 00:58:08,772 - Ahh! - We need a babysitter. 1272 00:58:10,501 --> 00:58:12,419 Hello! Thank you for coming. 1273 00:58:19,330 --> 00:58:21,184 - What are you guys doing here again? 1274 00:58:21,185 --> 00:58:23,040 - A few days ago, something happened. 1275 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:25,791 A machine in Cuddledyne Laboratories turned everyone-- 1276 00:58:25,792 --> 00:58:27,008 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1277 00:58:27,009 --> 00:58:28,319 Let's move this over here. 1278 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,455 - Bring them to me. 1279 00:58:39,453 --> 00:58:42,716 - And we have until midnight tonight to stop the birds, 1280 00:58:42,717 --> 00:58:44,860 or the whole world will be Mistified. 1281 00:58:46,845 --> 00:58:48,475 Come on, hurry! 1282 00:58:59,866 --> 00:59:01,753 - Can I help you? 1283 00:59:01,754 --> 00:59:02,713 - Police business. 1284 00:59:02,714 --> 00:59:04,535 - Straight through, Officer. - Thanks. 1285 00:59:07,768 --> 00:59:09,079 - They're here. 1286 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,286 - Your transmit is operational. 1287 00:59:11,287 --> 00:59:12,599 - Where's Chaz? 1288 00:59:13,559 --> 00:59:15,478 - Hello, Sammy, Carla. 1289 00:59:15,479 --> 00:59:17,365 You were in the neighbourhood? 1290 00:59:17,366 --> 00:59:18,708 - It's over, Chaz. 1291 00:59:18,709 --> 00:59:21,908 I told Jasper all about your evil plans. 1292 00:59:21,909 --> 00:59:24,083 - I'm not gonna deny it, everyone. 1293 00:59:24,084 --> 00:59:26,515 I'm an evil, evil little villain. 1294 00:59:26,516 --> 00:59:28,306 And I should be stopped. 1295 00:59:28,307 --> 00:59:31,122 Someone, arrest me, please! 1296 00:59:31,123 --> 00:59:32,978 - You heard him, Jasper. 1297 00:59:32,979 --> 00:59:34,705 Arrest him! 1298 00:59:34,706 --> 00:59:35,825 - Yeah! 1299 00:59:36,945 --> 00:59:39,472 What are you waiting for? Arrest him! 1300 00:59:39,473 --> 00:59:41,200 - I should be stopped. 1301 00:59:41,201 --> 00:59:44,272 And fortunately for me, today's not that day. 1302 00:59:44,273 --> 00:59:45,391 - Traitor! 1303 00:59:45,392 --> 00:59:47,055 - How could you do this to us? 1304 00:59:47,056 --> 00:59:48,718 - Chaz is right. 1305 00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,789 It's kids' time to rule! 1306 00:59:51,790 --> 00:59:53,614 - Why fight us when you can join us? 1307 00:59:53,615 --> 00:59:55,629 - So we can act like boring grown-ups? 1308 00:59:55,630 --> 00:59:58,733 - When Chaz told me about adults becoming kids 1309 00:59:58,734 --> 00:59:59,947 and kids becoming adults, 1310 00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:01,452 I didn't believe him. 1311 01:00:01,453 --> 01:00:05,419 But when he proved it to me, that it actually happened, 1312 01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:06,378 I realized, 1313 01:00:06,379 --> 01:00:08,490 this is the way the world should be. 1314 01:00:08,491 --> 01:00:10,697 Kids rule! 1315 01:00:10,698 --> 01:00:11,882 - With kids in charge, 1316 01:00:11,883 --> 01:00:14,185 there'll be no more war and no more famine. 1317 01:00:14,186 --> 01:00:16,232 We'll use the power of our collective minds 1318 01:00:16,233 --> 01:00:18,791 to find solutions to make the world a better place. 1319 01:00:18,792 --> 01:00:20,263 We can take care of our parents 1320 01:00:20,264 --> 01:00:22,214 better than they've ever dreamt of! 1321 01:00:22,215 --> 01:00:25,414 This is our time to shine, Sammy. 1322 01:00:25,415 --> 01:00:26,662 - You're wrong, Chaz. 1323 01:00:26,663 --> 01:00:28,677 We don't need that responsibility. 1324 01:00:28,678 --> 01:00:30,213 We just need our parents. 1325 01:00:30,214 --> 01:00:33,540 - Oh, what do you know! You've got them. 1326 01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:35,491 - Mom! Dad! 1327 01:00:35,492 --> 01:00:38,243 - I see that we have a little family reunion. 1328 01:00:38,244 --> 01:00:40,067 - I've gotta get back to the station. 1329 01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:41,667 - Jasper! 1330 01:00:42,724 --> 01:00:44,962 They didn't do anything to you! 1331 01:00:44,963 --> 01:00:46,722 - Let them go! 1332 01:00:46,723 --> 01:00:48,417 - I fully intend to release you all. 1333 01:00:48,418 --> 01:00:49,729 Once you've been Mistified. 1334 01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:50,881 One breath of this mist, 1335 01:00:50,882 --> 01:00:53,984 and you'll forget that grown-up parents ever existed. 1336 01:00:53,985 --> 01:00:55,936 You'll be just like the rest of us: 1337 01:00:55,937 --> 01:00:57,504 small and on top of it all. 1338 01:00:57,505 --> 01:00:59,807 - You realize you're tampering with Mother Nature? 1339 01:00:59,808 --> 01:01:01,406 - Ah, yeah, I hate to say this, 1340 01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:03,678 but I like to call it Daughter Nature now. 1341 01:01:03,679 --> 01:01:04,861 - Kids all over the world 1342 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:06,590 will be missing something so special 1343 01:01:06,591 --> 01:01:07,965 if you go through with this! 1344 01:01:07,966 --> 01:01:09,372 - Write a book about it. 1345 01:01:09,373 --> 01:01:11,003 Place them in the Mistifier. 1346 01:01:11,004 --> 01:01:13,019 - Come on! Move along! 1347 01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,675 - You'll never get away with this! 1348 01:01:15,676 --> 01:01:17,180 - Let go! 1349 01:01:28,602 --> 01:01:30,295 - Dad... Dad! 1350 01:01:30,296 --> 01:01:32,247 - What is it this time, Godfrey? 1351 01:01:32,248 --> 01:01:34,488 - You wanna help me build my rocket? 1352 01:01:34,489 --> 01:01:36,791 - As usual, your timing is horrible. 1353 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,958 - Peripheral nervous system activated. 1354 01:01:43,959 --> 01:01:44,918 - Alexei! 1355 01:01:46,102 --> 01:01:47,668 - Yes, Doctor? 1356 01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:50,676 - I am trusting you to finish the Mistification process 1357 01:01:50,677 --> 01:01:51,699 of the Benson family. 1358 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:52,851 - Yes, sir. 1359 01:01:52,852 --> 01:01:55,443 - I have some birds to attend to. 1360 01:01:59,795 --> 01:02:02,353 - Chaz! Don't do this! - Let us out! 1361 01:02:06,865 --> 01:02:10,287 - March forth, my bird-brain friends. 1362 01:02:10,288 --> 01:02:11,792 Spread the word! 1363 01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:13,712 Demistify the world! 1364 01:02:13,713 --> 01:02:15,631 You are the last of my warriors! 1365 01:02:15,632 --> 01:02:17,486 Together, we will make history! 1366 01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:19,341 Together... 1367 01:02:19,342 --> 01:02:21,709 we'll change this world. 1368 01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:24,589 Kids in charge everywhere! 1369 01:02:24,590 --> 01:02:26,124 Fly! 1370 01:02:26,125 --> 01:02:27,692 Fly! 1371 01:02:27,693 --> 01:02:29,003 Fly! 1372 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,499 Fly! 1373 01:02:34,891 --> 01:02:36,234 Fly! 1374 01:02:40,138 --> 01:02:42,249 - Countdown to Mistification. 1375 01:02:43,209 --> 01:02:44,744 20, 19... 1376 01:02:44,745 --> 01:02:45,992 - Help! 1377 01:02:45,993 --> 01:02:48,072 - 18, 17... 1378 01:02:48,073 --> 01:02:51,175 16, 15... 1379 01:02:51,176 --> 01:02:52,519 14, 13... 1380 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,182 - Help! 1381 01:02:54,183 --> 01:02:56,710 - No one's gonna mess with my parents! 1382 01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:58,054 - Dad! 1383 01:02:58,055 --> 01:03:00,549 - My nose! It hurts! - Oh no, Dad! 1384 01:03:00,550 --> 01:03:02,309 - 7... 1385 01:03:02,309 --> 01:03:05,411 - Dr. Larabee's not going to be happy! 1386 01:03:05,412 --> 01:03:06,435 - 4... 1387 01:03:08,292 --> 01:03:09,732 - Yeah! - That's my dad! 1388 01:03:09,733 --> 01:03:11,971 - Mistification protocol interrupted. 1389 01:03:11,972 --> 01:03:13,729 Malfunction. 1390 01:03:13,730 --> 01:03:15,777 - Cool! - I picked them first! 1391 01:03:15,778 --> 01:03:16,832 - No! I did! 1392 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:19,585 - No way! You only want them 'cause I want them! 1393 01:03:19,585 --> 01:03:21,089 - Whoa! You take 'em! 1394 01:03:21,090 --> 01:03:22,336 Go! Turn! 1395 01:03:26,753 --> 01:03:29,503 - I know this isn't the time to get all mushy on you, Sammy, 1396 01:03:29,504 --> 01:03:31,678 but even though I give you a hard time, 1397 01:03:31,679 --> 01:03:33,629 I'm proud to have you as my brother. 1398 01:03:34,814 --> 01:03:37,788 - You really mean that? - Of course I do! 1399 01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:38,780 - Thanks! 1400 01:03:38,781 --> 01:03:41,947 For a girl, you're a pretty cool sister, too. 1401 01:03:43,132 --> 01:03:44,827 - We don't have much time left! 1402 01:03:46,172 --> 01:03:47,227 It's almost midnight. 1403 01:03:47,228 --> 01:03:49,338 We have to make everything opposite again! 1404 01:03:49,339 --> 01:03:51,035 - We need to reverse the Mistifier 1405 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:52,538 and get things back to normal. 1406 01:03:52,539 --> 01:03:55,161 Uh, you go that way, and I'll go that way, OK? 1407 01:03:55,162 --> 01:03:56,537 - You got it! 1408 01:03:56,538 --> 01:03:58,104 - All right, uh... 1409 01:03:58,104 --> 01:03:59,927 you two, stay here! 1410 01:04:01,816 --> 01:04:03,799 - The Bensons have escaped. 1411 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,910 - Send in the ninjas. 1412 01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:14,005 - Chaz! 1413 01:04:21,365 --> 01:04:23,251 - Hi-yah! 1414 01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:30,897 - Kind of spooky in here. 1415 01:04:30,898 --> 01:04:33,842 - Wanna play? Let's play! 1416 01:04:33,843 --> 01:04:35,280 Hoo! Ha! 1417 01:04:39,601 --> 01:04:41,167 � Standing in a corner � 1418 01:04:41,168 --> 01:04:44,975 � Feeling like I ought to know � 1419 01:04:44,976 --> 01:04:46,478 � Better � 1420 01:04:46,479 --> 01:04:48,013 � I never should have told you � 1421 01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:50,254 � How to win me over � 1422 01:04:50,255 --> 01:04:53,485 � Yeah, yeah � 1423 01:04:53,486 --> 01:04:55,372 � Shake on you � 1424 01:04:55,373 --> 01:04:59,244 � Always blaming me � 1425 01:04:59,245 --> 01:05:02,347 � It's the both of us � 1426 01:05:02,348 --> 01:05:06,506 � Can I make you see? � 1427 01:05:06,507 --> 01:05:08,586 � You got me wrapped around your finger � 1428 01:05:08,587 --> 01:05:10,889 � I can't focus on a single other thing � 1429 01:05:10,890 --> 01:05:13,512 � When I'm with you � 1430 01:05:13,513 --> 01:05:15,944 � If this is your take on reality... � 1431 01:05:19,528 --> 01:05:22,887 � How can you help me? How can heal me? � 1432 01:05:22,888 --> 01:05:24,039 � You're never home � 1433 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,925 - These things are dangerous! 1434 01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:39,204 - I'm not cleaning this up! 1435 01:05:40,802 --> 01:05:42,466 - Ten minutes and counting 1436 01:05:42,467 --> 01:05:44,929 until mist release over global targets. 1437 01:05:44,930 --> 01:05:47,328 First fleet approaching targeted area. 1438 01:05:50,978 --> 01:05:52,479 - So predictable! 1439 01:05:55,071 --> 01:05:56,799 - Ow! 1440 01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:01,278 - Such a shame. 1441 01:06:01,279 --> 01:06:04,285 You're just a tad too slow. 1442 01:06:12,701 --> 01:06:14,620 Flight attendants, 1443 01:06:14,621 --> 01:06:17,562 please prepare for arrival. 1444 01:06:22,073 --> 01:06:24,889 - Nine minutes until bird fleet... 1445 01:06:31,289 --> 01:06:33,367 - And now for my next experiment, 1446 01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:35,990 I believe I figured out how to make a kid fly! 1447 01:06:40,535 --> 01:06:43,668 You couldn't just let me be! You had to play hero! 1448 01:06:43,669 --> 01:06:46,740 Well, I'm sorry to say that your heroics 1449 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:49,173 have come to a rather slow stop. 1450 01:06:49,174 --> 01:06:50,964 Any final thoughts? 1451 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:53,426 - I... 1452 01:06:53,427 --> 01:06:55,986 - Ugh, email me when you're done. 1453 01:06:59,378 --> 01:07:01,457 - We have to get everybody in Fairfield 1454 01:07:01,457 --> 01:07:02,417 back to normal! 1455 01:07:02,418 --> 01:07:03,729 We've got to stop Chaz! 1456 01:07:03,730 --> 01:07:05,296 I don't know the password! 1457 01:07:05,297 --> 01:07:06,832 - You can do it! 1458 01:07:06,833 --> 01:07:09,647 - I don't know the password to start this thing! 1459 01:07:09,648 --> 01:07:11,854 - Do you want me to smash it, Ma? 1460 01:07:11,855 --> 01:07:13,230 - Yes. 1461 01:07:13,231 --> 01:07:14,798 But no. 1462 01:07:14,799 --> 01:07:16,878 - I saw the buttons that my dad pushed 1463 01:07:16,879 --> 01:07:18,189 to make that thing work. 1464 01:07:18,190 --> 01:07:19,789 - You remember them? 1465 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:22,412 - Yeah, it's the same word as that right there. 1466 01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,780 - The password is "password"? - Yeah. 1467 01:07:24,781 --> 01:07:28,139 - Eight minutes until birds over targeted areas 1468 01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:29,258 and mist released. 1469 01:07:29,259 --> 01:07:31,979 Login successful. 1470 01:07:33,291 --> 01:07:36,681 - Ah! It's working! It's working! 1471 01:07:36,682 --> 01:07:38,313 Whoo! 1472 01:07:38,314 --> 01:07:39,465 I did it! 1473 01:07:40,809 --> 01:07:42,216 - Malfunction. 1474 01:07:45,513 --> 01:07:49,158 - OK, sorry, Sammy, but this is just so annoying. 1475 01:07:51,494 --> 01:07:53,733 Time is up. 1476 01:07:53,734 --> 01:07:54,757 - Give me it! 1477 01:07:54,758 --> 01:07:56,069 Give me that thing! 1478 01:07:56,070 --> 01:07:57,893 - Carla! - Sammy! 1479 01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:03,235 - Wait! You can't do this! 1480 01:08:03,236 --> 01:08:05,219 - Give me one good reason why not. 1481 01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:07,779 - You may not remember this, 1482 01:08:07,780 --> 01:08:09,634 but you used to like your dad, Chaz. 1483 01:08:09,635 --> 01:08:10,914 You were just upset 1484 01:08:10,915 --> 01:08:12,994 because he didn't spend enough time with you. 1485 01:08:12,995 --> 01:08:14,786 - What good does that do me now? 1486 01:08:14,787 --> 01:08:17,505 - There are so many wonderful things 1487 01:08:17,506 --> 01:08:19,488 parents do for their kids, 1488 01:08:19,489 --> 01:08:22,143 things that kids can never replace. 1489 01:08:22,144 --> 01:08:23,520 - Like what? 1490 01:08:25,663 --> 01:08:27,838 - Well, without parents, 1491 01:08:27,839 --> 01:08:30,493 who will tuck us in at night? 1492 01:08:30,494 --> 01:08:32,381 Who will make us dinner? 1493 01:08:32,382 --> 01:08:34,684 Who will show us new things? 1494 01:08:34,685 --> 01:08:36,957 Or teach us right from wrong? 1495 01:08:36,958 --> 01:08:39,483 Or take care of us when we don't feel good? 1496 01:08:39,484 --> 01:08:42,362 Who will give us hugs and kisses? 1497 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:47,002 Parents are our teachers, 1498 01:08:47,003 --> 01:08:48,729 our guardians. 1499 01:08:49,785 --> 01:08:52,058 They look after us... 1500 01:08:52,059 --> 01:08:53,689 and love us... 1501 01:08:55,385 --> 01:08:56,664 unconditionally. 1502 01:08:56,665 --> 01:08:59,928 - We have our whole lives to act like adults, 1503 01:08:59,929 --> 01:09:01,655 so why rush growing up? 1504 01:09:01,656 --> 01:09:04,535 Your dad cares about you more than you think, Chaz. 1505 01:09:04,536 --> 01:09:05,911 Why else would he bring you 1506 01:09:05,912 --> 01:09:08,149 those boxes of caramel corn every day? 1507 01:09:09,431 --> 01:09:11,028 - He brings them... 1508 01:09:11,990 --> 01:09:14,708 ...because he knows they're my favourite. 1509 01:09:15,764 --> 01:09:18,099 He used to tuck me into bed at night. 1510 01:09:23,474 --> 01:09:25,202 I'm sorry. 1511 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,698 I can't believe how selfish I've been. 1512 01:09:27,699 --> 01:09:30,000 I... I just wanted to be loved. 1513 01:09:31,025 --> 01:09:32,816 - It's OK, Chaz. 1514 01:09:32,817 --> 01:09:35,184 You haven't been yourself these days. 1515 01:09:35,185 --> 01:09:38,159 - Chaz, we gotta turn everybody back into normal 1516 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,599 and get the birds back. 1517 01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:44,110 - Six minutes until birds over targeted areas 1518 01:09:44,110 --> 01:09:45,390 and mist released. 1519 01:09:45,391 --> 01:09:47,341 Malfunction. 1520 01:09:47,342 --> 01:09:49,485 - Ah, it's jammed! - So, what do we do? 1521 01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:51,821 - We gotta rewire the circuitry and override it. 1522 01:09:51,822 --> 01:09:54,379 Dad! I mean, Godfrey! 1523 01:09:54,380 --> 01:09:56,524 I need your strength! 1524 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,251 - Me? - Yeah, just come on. 1525 01:09:58,252 --> 01:10:00,969 - Robert, Denise, over here. - Come on, guys! 1526 01:10:00,970 --> 01:10:03,050 - What do I do? Can I help? 1527 01:10:03,051 --> 01:10:04,393 - Ow! 1528 01:10:04,395 --> 01:10:06,761 - All right, now pull that off. 1529 01:10:06,762 --> 01:10:08,009 - Me? 1530 01:10:08,010 --> 01:10:09,961 - Yeah, yeah, just pull it off. 1531 01:10:11,336 --> 01:10:13,000 You know what? Just break it off. 1532 01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:14,983 - You know, I'm afraid of breaking it. 1533 01:10:14,984 --> 01:10:16,935 - Break it! 1534 01:10:16,936 --> 01:10:19,142 - ...targeted areas and mist released. 1535 01:10:20,295 --> 01:10:22,757 - All right, now pull these 2 wires out 1536 01:10:22,758 --> 01:10:24,454 and push them together. 1537 01:10:27,525 --> 01:10:28,644 You ready, Son? 1538 01:10:28,645 --> 01:10:30,340 - Ready! - Now! 1539 01:10:31,652 --> 01:10:33,123 - Ahh! 1540 01:10:45,314 --> 01:10:46,913 - My brain hurts. 1541 01:10:48,353 --> 01:10:49,375 - Where are we? 1542 01:10:49,376 --> 01:10:50,943 - What's with my hair? 1543 01:10:50,944 --> 01:10:52,255 - Look at my shirt! 1544 01:10:52,256 --> 01:10:54,239 - Mom! Dad! 1545 01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:56,287 - There you are! - I missed you guys so much! 1546 01:10:56,288 --> 01:10:59,071 - We'll never take you for granted. 1547 01:10:59,072 --> 01:11:01,757 - I realize now how hard you guys have to work for us 1548 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:03,484 and all the things you have to do. 1549 01:11:03,485 --> 01:11:04,765 Know that I love you guys 1550 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:06,652 more than anything else in the world. 1551 01:11:06,653 --> 01:11:09,404 - You took the words right out of my mouth! 1552 01:11:09,404 --> 01:11:10,907 - I love you! - Wow! 1553 01:11:10,908 --> 01:11:12,283 That is some kind of a hug! 1554 01:11:12,283 --> 01:11:14,427 Are you sure I'm not gonna embarrass you? 1555 01:11:14,428 --> 01:11:17,242 I know it's not cool being seen hugging your old man. 1556 01:11:17,243 --> 01:11:19,450 - Dad, it's totally cool! 1557 01:11:22,714 --> 01:11:25,848 - Come here, my boy. Come here. Oh! 1558 01:11:25,849 --> 01:11:28,279 Oh, Chaz, I am so sorry. 1559 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:30,550 You know, I've been looking for a rainbow 1560 01:11:30,551 --> 01:11:32,470 not realizing that it's right here. 1561 01:11:32,471 --> 01:11:35,157 But from now on, you are my number-one priority. 1562 01:11:35,158 --> 01:11:36,598 I love you so much, Chaz. 1563 01:11:36,599 --> 01:11:38,580 - I love you, Dad. - Wait a minute! 1564 01:11:38,581 --> 01:11:39,828 What about the birds? 1565 01:11:39,829 --> 01:11:40,788 - Who? 1566 01:11:40,789 --> 01:11:42,901 - Dr. Larabee, we need your help. 1567 01:11:42,902 --> 01:11:44,563 - Yeah, hurry up! Let's go! 1568 01:11:44,564 --> 01:11:46,036 - Where was I? 1569 01:12:12,943 --> 01:12:15,821 - Targets reached in 10... 1570 01:12:15,822 --> 01:12:18,316 - I think, if I'm not too late... 1571 01:12:18,317 --> 01:12:19,373 - 9... 1572 01:12:19,374 --> 01:12:22,092 - ...I can redirect the mist... 1573 01:12:22,093 --> 01:12:23,819 - 7, 6... 1574 01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:27,690 - ...and send the birds out to sea. 1575 01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:29,131 - Is it working? 1576 01:12:29,132 --> 01:12:31,946 - I sure hope so! - Come on! Hurry! 1577 01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:34,345 - 3... 1578 01:12:34,346 --> 01:12:36,328 2... 1579 01:12:36,329 --> 01:12:37,416 1... 1580 01:12:39,530 --> 01:12:42,023 Mission aborted. Birds returning to base. 1581 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,014 - Evidently. 1582 01:12:46,664 --> 01:12:49,510 - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! 1583 01:12:51,334 --> 01:12:52,677 - We're lucky. 1584 01:12:54,917 --> 01:12:56,580 - You guys ready to go? 1585 01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:58,404 - Oh yeah! - Oh yeah! 1586 01:13:00,325 --> 01:13:02,786 - Are you excited? - Yeah. 1587 01:13:02,787 --> 01:13:05,250 - All right. Belts on, guys. - Sure. 1588 01:13:06,243 --> 01:13:08,065 - Not again! 1589 01:13:08,066 --> 01:13:09,698 - Do you have to take that? 1590 01:13:09,699 --> 01:13:11,522 - I'll just be a second. 1591 01:13:12,929 --> 01:13:14,784 Hello? 1592 01:13:14,785 --> 01:13:16,703 - Denise? It's Charles. 1593 01:13:16,704 --> 01:13:18,975 - Do you think this is bad news? 1594 01:13:18,976 --> 01:13:20,991 - I know that look. 1595 01:13:21,952 --> 01:13:23,519 She's not coming. 1596 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:24,542 - Just wanted to say, 1597 01:13:24,543 --> 01:13:26,814 job well done on the moisturizing campaign. 1598 01:13:26,815 --> 01:13:29,917 Well, a bit juvenile, yeah, but the client loves it. 1599 01:13:29,918 --> 01:13:32,605 "Smooth as a baby's bottom." Who would think? 1600 01:13:32,606 --> 01:13:35,452 - What are you doing calling me on a Sunday, Charles? 1601 01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:38,299 You have to understand that weekends are my only days 1602 01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:40,251 to spend quality time with my family. 1603 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,098 - I respect that. I get it. 1604 01:13:43,099 --> 01:13:45,433 Can we get together and talk about it? 1605 01:13:45,434 --> 01:13:48,217 - So no more weekend calls. Are we clear? 1606 01:13:48,218 --> 01:13:49,464 - Yeah, I get it. 1607 01:13:50,649 --> 01:13:52,248 I'm sorry. 1608 01:13:53,657 --> 01:13:54,936 - Look, she is coming! 1609 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:56,983 - Let's go! 1610 01:13:58,967 --> 01:14:01,239 - Fairfield, the town that never stops moving! 1611 01:14:01,239 --> 01:14:02,933 Keep it coming! Keep it coming! 1612 01:14:02,934 --> 01:14:05,652 - Extra! Get your paper today! Paper! Read it! 1613 01:14:05,653 --> 01:14:07,893 - Hey, let's get a coffee. 1614 01:14:07,894 --> 01:14:10,484 - Hey, Michael! How you doing, guys? 1615 01:14:10,485 --> 01:14:13,172 Hey, how you doing? How are you? 1616 01:14:13,173 --> 01:14:14,131 Keep it coming! 1617 01:14:14,132 --> 01:14:16,403 Fairfield, the town that never stops moving! 1618 01:14:16,404 --> 01:14:18,803 - I feel like we're forgetting something. 1619 01:14:18,804 --> 01:14:20,529 - Grandma and Grandpa! 1620 01:14:40,751 --> 01:14:43,342 - Hi! I'm Ariel. I play Carla. 1621 01:14:43,342 --> 01:14:46,861 This is our set for Opposite Day. 1622 01:14:46,862 --> 01:14:50,125 - They put this stuff on me to make me look extra dreamy. 1623 01:14:50,126 --> 01:14:53,514 Girls, wives, girlfriends! 1624 01:14:53,515 --> 01:14:54,762 - Wow! 1625 01:14:54,763 --> 01:14:56,843 � Gotta be all grown up � 1626 01:14:56,844 --> 01:14:59,273 � To get to eat whatever I want... � 1627 01:14:59,274 --> 01:15:00,425 - Hanging in there. 1628 01:15:00,426 --> 01:15:02,377 It's fun once you're in the air. 1629 01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:04,648 Ahh! 1630 01:15:04,649 --> 01:15:06,793 � You'll never know � 1631 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:09,543 � What happens before... � 1632 01:15:09,544 --> 01:15:12,518 - Trying to find answers for the unexplainable? 1633 01:15:12,519 --> 01:15:14,918 Come on down to Cu... Cal-Worthington! 1634 01:15:14,919 --> 01:15:16,934 - Oh, what a feeling! 1635 01:15:18,343 --> 01:15:20,261 - What are you doing? 1636 01:15:24,902 --> 01:15:26,660 � When kids rule � 1637 01:15:31,588 --> 01:15:33,761 � No responsibilities... � 1638 01:15:35,074 --> 01:15:37,218 - It's snowing! It's Christmas! 1639 01:15:37,219 --> 01:15:41,152 � It's no fun to share... � 1640 01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:45,792 - After Dylan gets Demistified, 1641 01:15:45,793 --> 01:15:47,168 he becomes KGB: 1642 01:15:47,169 --> 01:15:49,695 Kid Gone Bad! Huh? 1643 01:15:49,696 --> 01:15:51,742 - I'm telling you, I'm innocent! 1644 01:15:51,743 --> 01:15:53,662 - Tell it to the judge. 1645 01:15:53,663 --> 01:15:56,670 - No! No! No! Let go of me! 1646 01:15:58,078 --> 01:16:00,445 - Cut! Cut! 1647 01:16:03,772 --> 01:16:04,795 - Is the fleet ready? 1648 01:16:04,796 --> 01:16:05,884 - All we have to do 1649 01:16:05,885 --> 01:16:09,242 is finish filling these last few dispensers with the mist 1650 01:16:09,243 --> 01:16:10,939 and strap them to the storks. 1651 01:16:10,940 --> 01:16:12,122 The birds! I mean... 1652 01:16:12,123 --> 01:16:14,745 And strap them to this birds... 1653 01:16:14,746 --> 01:16:16,442 And strap them to the birds! 1654 01:16:17,850 --> 01:16:19,896 - Put yourself in for a raise. 1655 01:16:19,897 --> 01:16:20,983 Oh, I'd have to do that! 1656 01:16:20,984 --> 01:16:22,488 Come on in. Let's talk about it. 1657 01:16:22,489 --> 01:16:24,440 We'll see you on Monday. 1658 01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,024 I thought I was terrific! 1659 01:16:28,025 --> 01:16:29,558 - Marker. 1660 01:16:29,559 --> 01:16:31,254 - I don't know the password! 1661 01:16:31,255 --> 01:16:32,758 - You can do it! 1662 01:16:36,181 --> 01:16:37,845 - D-D-D... 1663 01:16:37,846 --> 01:16:39,252 - Run correctly... - Shh! Shh! 1664 01:16:39,253 --> 01:16:40,852 - But-- - Psh! 1665 01:16:40,853 --> 01:16:42,963 - What are you still doing here? 1666 01:16:42,964 --> 01:16:44,212 Are you still here? 1667 01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:46,323 OK. Uh... 1668 01:16:46,324 --> 01:16:48,786 I'm going to ignore you till you leave. 1669 01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:54,257 - What are you laughing at? 1670 01:16:56,081 --> 01:16:58,096 What are you laughing at? 1671 01:16:58,097 --> 01:16:59,920 - Sorry! I'm sorry! 1672 01:17:02,673 --> 01:17:04,303 - I'll have a grande vanilla 1673 01:17:04,304 --> 01:17:06,830 mocha-choco sugar-free nonfat choco latte, 1674 01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:07,950 extra hot, over ice 1675 01:17:07,951 --> 01:17:09,901 with whipped cream and sprinkles. 1676 01:17:09,902 --> 01:17:11,789 Oh, and do you have goat's milk? 1677 01:17:11,790 --> 01:17:13,292 - Sorry, fresh out. 1678 01:17:13,293 --> 01:17:15,948 - I'll have soy then. She'll have the same. 1679 01:17:15,949 --> 01:17:17,483 Blended. 1680 01:17:17,484 --> 01:17:18,892 - Ew! 1681 01:17:18,893 --> 01:17:21,515 - Stop that. Go away now. Go away. 1682 01:17:22,764 --> 01:17:41,670 Go away! Go on! Get out! 116255