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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,516 --> 00:00:08,576 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:08,586 --> 00:00:11,916 So this book is used to help relocate different worlds 3 00:00:11,926 --> 00:00:13,190 via a cooperative spell? 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,713 Well, it is called the World Book. 5 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:17,382 Okay, there's a spell in here that will tell me where 6 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:19,291 I'm supposed to go, and I will stay there for good, okay? 7 00:00:19,302 --> 00:00:20,430 Just let me help you. 8 00:00:20,441 --> 00:00:22,739 This is just casual, right? We're not... 9 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:26,918 - I saved your live, bitch. - Casual that. 10 00:00:26,928 --> 00:00:28,789 A talking Lizard of the Dunes. 11 00:00:28,799 --> 00:00:32,097 Well, what's my birthright, you scaly shit? 12 00:00:32,107 --> 00:00:35,187 It's the talking animals. They've all been struck dumb. 13 00:00:35,197 --> 00:00:37,494 All those organs... they're building blocks, 14 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:39,539 trying to piece together a body. 15 00:00:39,549 --> 00:00:42,499 Is it yours? 16 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:45,153 Eliot's alive. He's alive. 17 00:00:45,163 --> 00:00:48,026 - So you're Team Monster now? - I'm Team Eliot. 18 00:00:48,036 --> 00:00:52,552 Your Penny's dead or not alive in some confusing way? 19 00:00:52,562 --> 00:00:54,815 - You're Kady? - What's going on? 20 00:00:54,825 --> 00:00:56,513 I'm not your Penny. 21 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,515 Marina. 22 00:00:58,525 --> 00:00:59,951 I've been looking for you. 23 00:00:59,961 --> 00:01:02,954 - Penny, right? - I know you? 24 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:23,201 Well, it's about time you woke up. 25 00:01:24,202 --> 00:01:25,542 What the hell? 26 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:27,282 I assume you remember getting jumped. 27 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:30,677 Well, what happened next is you were sold 28 00:01:30,687 --> 00:01:33,027 for 500 bucks and an Alpha Black Lotus... 29 00:01:33,037 --> 00:01:35,203 mint condish. 30 00:01:35,213 --> 00:01:36,944 It's Magic the Gathering? 31 00:01:36,954 --> 00:01:39,599 Are you telling me that Magic cards are actually magic? 32 00:01:39,609 --> 00:01:43,124 No, just really expensive. 33 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,662 Excuse me. 34 00:01:50,359 --> 00:01:51,872 Okay, you know this kid? 35 00:01:51,882 --> 00:01:55,180 Not personally. He's kind of a legend, though. 36 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:56,747 He's a horomancer. 37 00:01:56,757 --> 00:01:58,618 You know, time magic, fourth dimension shit. 38 00:01:58,628 --> 00:02:00,968 Yeah, cool story. Why am I in a cage? 39 00:02:00,978 --> 00:02:03,231 Hey, Stoppard. 40 00:02:03,241 --> 00:02:04,450 What is it you want? 41 00:02:04,460 --> 00:02:06,974 You want a spell? Deweys? 42 00:02:06,984 --> 00:02:09,934 - Lose your virginity? - You're not really my type. 43 00:02:09,944 --> 00:02:12,066 Well, if he is, you can totally have him. 44 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:16,593 That's... No, I-I don't want sex or to hurt you. 45 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,072 I don't want any of that. 46 00:02:18,082 --> 00:02:20,422 I just want you guys to go back to your timeline 47 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,260 where you belong. 48 00:02:24,567 --> 00:02:26,864 Look, it's nothing personal. 49 00:02:26,874 --> 00:02:31,303 People in cages is never not personal, sweetie. 50 00:02:31,313 --> 00:02:35,263 You guys are creating a frequency dissonance. 51 00:02:35,273 --> 00:02:37,911 It's your quarks... subtle. 52 00:02:37,922 --> 00:02:39,703 Most people wouldn't notice, but what I do... 53 00:02:39,713 --> 00:02:43,010 - What are you doing? - You guys are fucking up every spell. 54 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:45,186 Here's an idea... adjust to our quarks. 55 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:46,971 They're subatomic. How hard can it be? 56 00:02:46,981 --> 00:02:49,626 Yeah, I tried that. Didn't work. 57 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,366 So... 58 00:02:51,376 --> 00:02:54,761 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 59 00:02:57,252 --> 00:03:00,158 - Welcome home, guys. - Father fuck me. 60 00:03:03,824 --> 00:03:05,816 That's weird. 61 00:03:05,826 --> 00:03:09,471 It was just working a minute ago. 62 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,702 Yeah, it's 'cause there was magic in that timeline. 63 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:13,668 There ain't in timeline 23. 64 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,189 You gonna let me out? 65 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,965 Why would I? You're a psychopath. 66 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:26,663 One, rude. 67 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,795 And, two, I know how to use that thing, and you don't. 68 00:03:28,805 --> 00:03:30,841 You're also a compulsive liar, so... 69 00:03:30,851 --> 00:03:32,973 Okay, well, you're going to send yourself 70 00:03:32,983 --> 00:03:36,726 to some cracked-out in-between space, but whatever. 71 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:49,957 Don't screw this up. 72 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:55,692 Calm your man tits. I got this. 73 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:05,527 Okay... 74 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,707 I thought you said you knew how to use this thing. 75 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,177 Well, you should learn to trust your instincts about people. 76 00:04:13,188 --> 00:04:15,606 Relax... there's enough juice in the Dewey for one more jump. 77 00:04:15,617 --> 00:04:17,714 Let's just not use it until we know how to, okay? 78 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,585 Sure, sure, cool, cool. 79 00:04:19,596 --> 00:04:23,948 The vibe I'm getting from this timeline is very "1984." 80 00:04:24,991 --> 00:04:28,513 Worse. It's "The Crucible." 81 00:04:35,188 --> 00:04:39,019 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 82 00:04:40,877 --> 00:04:42,390 I don't know, Q. 83 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,523 If we help him collect his stone organ prizes, 84 00:04:44,533 --> 00:04:47,482 we can get him out of Eliot. It's a good plan. 85 00:04:47,492 --> 00:04:49,267 Unless we help him build 86 00:04:49,277 --> 00:04:51,661 a completely indestructible titan god body. 87 00:04:51,671 --> 00:04:53,358 Well, he's already pretty murder-y. 88 00:04:53,368 --> 00:04:54,751 It can't get much worse. 89 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,536 You say that like we can just risk people's lives. 90 00:04:57,546 --> 00:04:59,190 We've taken down gods before. 91 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,366 And we end up losing every time. 92 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:02,454 It's Eliot. 93 00:05:02,464 --> 00:05:05,762 Right now we can't fix everything, 94 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:08,242 but I think that we can do this. 95 00:05:08,252 --> 00:05:10,941 Okay, for now, we help the monster, but at the same time, 96 00:05:10,951 --> 00:05:14,031 we also figure out what our next move's going to be. 97 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:16,816 Thank you. 98 00:05:16,826 --> 00:05:19,123 I don't know. I guess I'm just worried. 99 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:21,200 - I can't help you if you... - You're helping a lot. 100 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:22,909 I was a goddess, and now I'm just 101 00:05:22,919 --> 00:05:25,346 your friendly neighborhood bulletproof vest. 102 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:27,784 I mean, you would be a very high level X-Men. 103 00:05:29,056 --> 00:05:30,787 Like Emma Frost's diamond form. 104 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,266 - Mutant? - A mutant. 105 00:05:32,276 --> 00:05:36,270 Like The Indestructress. 106 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,794 The page you gave the monster... 107 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,056 you remember what it says? 108 00:05:39,066 --> 00:05:40,753 We didn't have time to decipher it all. 109 00:05:40,763 --> 00:05:42,385 I mean, there were a lot of hieroglyphs. 110 00:05:42,396 --> 00:05:44,931 Okay, do you remember what hieroglyphs? 111 00:05:44,941 --> 00:05:47,107 So I'm thinking... like, so... 112 00:05:47,117 --> 00:05:51,677 we've got two stone things covered in hieroglyphs, 113 00:05:51,687 --> 00:05:54,332 neither of which came from an Egyptian god, so... 114 00:05:54,342 --> 00:05:56,551 - Who did the raiding? - And why? 115 00:05:56,561 --> 00:05:59,816 There were a lot of... 116 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,948 these ones. 117 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,558 - What is that? - A lot. 118 00:06:03,568 --> 00:06:05,082 A yellow fruit? 119 00:06:05,092 --> 00:06:08,476 - Is there a yellow fruit god? - I don't know. 120 00:06:08,486 --> 00:06:12,045 I don't remember anything from any class at Brakebills. 121 00:06:12,055 --> 00:06:14,831 Recently uncovered tomb changes much 122 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:18,051 of what archeologists thought they knew about Ancient Egypt. 123 00:06:18,061 --> 00:06:20,924 Maybe stuff Brakebills didn't know about. 124 00:06:20,934 --> 00:06:22,413 Worth a shot. 125 00:06:33,163 --> 00:06:34,938 Why Modesto, Alice? 126 00:06:34,948 --> 00:06:36,853 Still trying to figure that out. 127 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,680 My life, that is. 128 00:06:42,129 --> 00:06:45,426 - I like your bunnies. - They were my mom's. 129 00:06:45,436 --> 00:06:49,213 Well, she had lovely taste in glass animals. 130 00:06:49,223 --> 00:06:51,476 No drugs, no booze, no bullshit. 131 00:06:51,486 --> 00:06:53,521 You want to smoke, you do it outside, 132 00:06:53,531 --> 00:06:55,697 and the rent is due on the 5th. 133 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,048 - I understand. - Okay. 134 00:06:58,058 --> 00:07:00,495 I'll show you to your room. 135 00:07:01,975 --> 00:07:04,794 Just one more question... 136 00:07:04,804 --> 00:07:07,709 what is there to do in, Modesto? 137 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,333 Shit-all, really. 138 00:07:15,205 --> 00:07:17,981 So then why is it here if it's native to Loria? 139 00:07:17,991 --> 00:07:20,548 We're unsure, but since the return of magic, 140 00:07:20,558 --> 00:07:22,594 the Atros flower has been found blooming 141 00:07:22,604 --> 00:07:24,117 all over Fillory. 142 00:07:24,127 --> 00:07:26,380 Its pollen is why the talking animals can't speak. 143 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:28,121 Allergies are why my birthright lizard 144 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:29,731 ain't saying shit? 145 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,168 Wait, if the bunnies can't talk, 146 00:07:31,178 --> 00:07:32,734 that means that we're cut off 147 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,301 from everyone else back on Earth. 148 00:07:34,311 --> 00:07:36,639 How am I going to remind them to water my rosemary plants? 149 00:07:36,650 --> 00:07:39,176 Or ask 23 to blip our asses back. 150 00:07:39,186 --> 00:07:41,395 - That too. - There is good news. 151 00:07:41,405 --> 00:07:44,224 - We found a remedy. - The juice from a beet 152 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:46,574 that grows on one of the smaller fingerling isles... 153 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:48,098 Codswall... 154 00:07:48,108 --> 00:07:50,927 best known for their inordinately polite alpacas. 155 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,930 - Alpacas can be supreme dicks. - Great. 156 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:57,063 Get a ship to Cockswallow. 157 00:07:57,073 --> 00:07:58,673 Codswall. 158 00:07:58,683 --> 00:08:01,589 Juice the beets, distribute, done. 159 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:04,679 There's one small, minute, trivial, 160 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:08,466 infinitesimally miniscule, itty-bitty problem. 161 00:08:08,476 --> 00:08:12,654 Lady Pike, who rules Codswall, has been known to be... 162 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:15,777 Difficult. 163 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,129 Are you saying she's a bitch? 164 00:08:19,139 --> 00:08:21,435 Good thing I'm not one at all, then. 165 00:08:21,445 --> 00:08:24,351 Stop laughing. 166 00:08:32,108 --> 00:08:34,579 That it? 167 00:08:34,589 --> 00:08:36,450 Do you have any suggestions on things to do 168 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,278 in or around Modesto? 169 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:40,628 Die of boredom? 170 00:08:42,858 --> 00:08:46,721 I like your tattoos. 171 00:08:46,731 --> 00:08:49,463 Hard getting by with all those shortages? 172 00:08:49,473 --> 00:08:53,467 Yeah, maybe for the classically trained. 173 00:08:53,477 --> 00:08:56,731 Cockroaches like me, we do what we got to. 174 00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:58,646 Always have. 175 00:09:00,397 --> 00:09:02,346 - Get over there! - I didn't do anything. 176 00:09:02,356 --> 00:09:04,310 They're just tattoos. They don't mean anything. 177 00:09:04,321 --> 00:09:07,307 Keep moving. They are not fucking around here. 178 00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:09,005 Yeah, honestly, I'm more concerned 179 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,268 about what my girlfriend will do if I don't make it back 180 00:09:11,278 --> 00:09:12,660 in time for her birthday. 181 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:14,314 You have a girlfriend? 182 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:16,360 As in a human you give a shit about? 183 00:09:16,371 --> 00:09:18,928 Yeah, and I'd rather not lose her this time. 184 00:09:18,938 --> 00:09:20,625 We were a thing back in timeline 23, 185 00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:21,713 and I fucked it up. 186 00:09:21,723 --> 00:09:23,323 You're telling me that you found 187 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,021 another one of her in timeline 40? 188 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,980 Yes. And now that I know what she will and won't put up with, 189 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,634 it's going so much better this time. 190 00:09:29,644 --> 00:09:32,376 - That's sociopathic. - Dude, we're refugees. 191 00:09:32,386 --> 00:09:34,465 We deserve any and all advantages that come our way. 192 00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:36,293 Yeah, like penthouse apartments? 193 00:09:36,303 --> 00:09:38,512 'Cause I don't know any refugees that live like that. 194 00:09:38,522 --> 00:09:40,036 You want that thing? You can have it. 195 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,733 It's way more trouble than it's worth. 196 00:09:41,743 --> 00:09:44,040 Hey, crazy pitch... 197 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:47,347 what if we asked Stoppard for help... here? 198 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:49,306 Like the Stoppard in this timeline? 199 00:09:49,316 --> 00:09:50,785 Probably got burned at the stake. 200 00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:52,657 Okay, but if he didn't, he has no beef with us. 201 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:56,356 We take the thing to him. If anyone can fix it, he can. 202 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:58,315 There's so much terrible about that idea. 203 00:09:58,325 --> 00:10:01,927 Okay, do you know another horomancer? No? 204 00:10:01,937 --> 00:10:03,678 Then let's go. 205 00:10:17,119 --> 00:10:21,200 Brothers and sisters, when things are lost, 206 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:24,246 they want to be found... 207 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,771 Ms. Ross's engagement ring, 208 00:10:26,781 --> 00:10:29,871 little Joey Mireles' dog... 209 00:10:31,481 --> 00:10:33,255 That we will find the money 210 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,128 to pay for Kiersten Bron's leukemia treatment. 211 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:38,870 - Tea? - No, thank you. 212 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,612 Do you know Reverend Ted Grayson? 213 00:10:42,622 --> 00:10:45,093 Yeah, he's my minister. 214 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,053 He's a little theatrical at times, but he's a good man. 215 00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:52,448 - Why, are you religious? - Not really. You? 216 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:53,972 No. 217 00:10:53,982 --> 00:10:55,669 My mom was. 218 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:58,193 I was on probation when she passed, 219 00:10:58,203 --> 00:11:02,850 and the congregation was there for me, so I still go. 220 00:12:27,858 --> 00:12:30,068 Look, I'm not good at the whole back-and-forth thing, 221 00:12:30,078 --> 00:12:31,330 so I'm just going to say it. 222 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,549 I saw you. I saw you find the lock box. 223 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:34,811 You followed me? 224 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,117 How did you know where to dig? 225 00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:38,695 No idea what you're talking about. 226 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,693 How the hell did you just do that? 227 00:12:46,703 --> 00:12:48,710 Same way you found the box. 228 00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:53,057 I'm a magician. Like you. 229 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:57,356 You had no idea, did you? 230 00:12:57,366 --> 00:13:00,195 That it was real till you could do it. 231 00:13:01,457 --> 00:13:05,156 You can talk to me. To me, this doesn't even count as weird. 232 00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:10,935 It just started a couple of months ago. 233 00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:14,851 I, I lost my keys, and then all of a sudden, 234 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,290 I could just feel it in my head. 235 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,035 You're a quaeromancer. 236 00:13:21,042 --> 00:13:24,078 It's really rare actually. I-I've never met one... 237 00:13:24,088 --> 00:13:26,820 and I went to a school full of people like us. 238 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,342 - Are you shitting me? - Nope. 239 00:13:29,353 --> 00:13:31,781 They can do all kinds of things. 240 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:34,045 Most people don't figure out their thing until their 20s, 241 00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:37,001 but every now and then, somebody... it takes them longer. 242 00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:38,351 Have you told anyone? 243 00:13:38,362 --> 00:13:41,498 They would think I was nuts. 244 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,108 Honestly... 245 00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:48,035 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 246 00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:49,820 Do you know what I mean? 247 00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:51,788 Well... 248 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:53,757 yes and no. 249 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,765 Sheila, I think you might be why I'm here. 250 00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:04,336 - Librarians. - Librarians? 251 00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:07,044 They can't know I'm here. Please don't tell them. 252 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,520 Thanks, but I'm not interested. 253 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,560 Sheila Cozener? 254 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:17,088 I'm Paul, this is Laurel, 255 00:14:17,098 --> 00:14:19,384 and we'd like to talk to you about an opportunity. 256 00:14:19,395 --> 00:14:22,437 One involving your newfound talents. 257 00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,536 Sheila, I am telling you, you can't trust the Library. 258 00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:33,147 Okay, I-I know that they told you they'd give you more magic 259 00:14:33,157 --> 00:14:36,063 if you signed up for a Library card, but they won't, okay? 260 00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:38,457 The Library card is just a way for them to keep tabs on you. 261 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,154 Alice, I get it. 262 00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:42,548 You know, whatever run-in you had with them 263 00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:44,158 clearly traumatized you. 264 00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,899 I don't know enough about any of this 265 00:14:45,909 --> 00:14:47,379 to be signing up for anything. 266 00:14:47,389 --> 00:14:51,861 You said that you were in Modesto because of me. 267 00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:53,385 Right? 268 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:54,777 What if it's because 269 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:56,779 you're supposed to teach me everything? 270 00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:59,739 No. Knowing more isn't better. 271 00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:00,884 How could it not? 272 00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:04,657 Because it's powerful and it can be really, really bad. 273 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,485 Okay, look, I'm a grown woman, 274 00:15:06,495 --> 00:15:08,578 you're a grown woman, we make choices. 275 00:15:08,589 --> 00:15:10,531 Is there something I'm missing here? 276 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,143 Okay, listen... 277 00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:15,798 I did a lot of stupid shit when I was your age. 278 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:18,845 Yeah, so did I, and magic made it so much bigger 279 00:15:18,855 --> 00:15:20,412 and so much worse. 280 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:23,676 And if you regret it, if you think about those people 281 00:15:23,686 --> 00:15:26,200 that you hurt and all that time that you wasted 282 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,594 every single day, then I know how you feel. 283 00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:30,944 Look, I hear you. I get it. 284 00:15:30,954 --> 00:15:33,503 But it's what we make of it, right? 285 00:15:33,522 --> 00:15:36,127 And for me, it's... 286 00:15:37,176 --> 00:15:38,951 it's like the first time that I can, 287 00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:40,430 you know, turn things around, 288 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,130 maybe... maybe do something good. 289 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:48,743 But I need you to help me do that. 290 00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:50,415 Please! 291 00:15:53,062 --> 00:15:54,749 All right... 292 00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:57,970 we are going to need to take this outside. 293 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,537 If you own the house, why do you smoke outside? 294 00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:04,411 I don't know... it's my mother's rules, I guess. 295 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,805 Always seemed kind of wrong just breaking them 296 00:16:06,815 --> 00:16:08,642 'cause she was gone. 297 00:16:12,211 --> 00:16:13,952 Come on. 298 00:16:15,649 --> 00:16:17,303 Okay. 299 00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:21,210 Let's start with Popper 1. 300 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,777 Okay. 301 00:16:22,787 --> 00:16:25,606 I'll make this simple. We need your beets. 302 00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:29,175 At a fair price, of course. I doubt the island of Clitswell... 303 00:16:29,185 --> 00:16:31,917 - Codswall. - Codswall. 304 00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:33,353 Anyway, I... 305 00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,268 Do you even know where Codswall is? 306 00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,618 Of course. 307 00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:40,273 It's one of the bigger... 308 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:42,449 smaller fingering islands. 309 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,278 - Fingerling. - Exactly. Fingerling. 310 00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:47,759 Thank you, Your Majesty. 311 00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:49,804 - For? - Confirming my suspicion 312 00:16:49,814 --> 00:16:52,111 that you've never had consideration for us. 313 00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:53,939 This makes my decision to sell our beets 314 00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:57,856 to West Loria that much easier. 315 00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:01,729 - Where the fuck is West Loria? - West of Loria, Your Majesty. 316 00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:03,687 - But since when? - While you were Janet, 317 00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:08,311 King Idri and his sister, Ru, had a squabble/slight war. 318 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,000 - Like a civil war? - And as acting High King, 319 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,829 I asked myself, "What would Margo or Eliot do?" 320 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:18,311 - Support our ally, Idri. - Unfortunately, he lost. 321 00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:22,402 Now Queen Ru rules over West Loria. 322 00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,317 And 'cause she's pissed we helped Idri, 323 00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:26,710 she wants all Lady Pike's fresh beets? 324 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,147 Damn. That's cold. 325 00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:29,844 Verily, they don't even have 326 00:17:29,854 --> 00:17:33,369 - talking animals in West Loria. - On problem at a time. 327 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:36,111 - The Cumdumpsterson twat... - Codswall. 328 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,547 I know what I said. 329 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,114 I'm going to firebomb the shit 330 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,334 out of her floating patch of dirt and take her beets. 331 00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:42,988 Bada bing, bada fuck her. 332 00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:46,208 Could we be a tad less incendiary? 333 00:17:46,218 --> 00:17:47,862 Agreed. 334 00:17:47,872 --> 00:17:50,701 What would Eliot do? 335 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,956 Eliot's not here, sweetie. 336 00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,881 I am. 337 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:04,661 So... just to ask this, 338 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,926 can we really risk war with West Loria? 339 00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:10,493 Diplomacy was Eliot's thing, Josh. 340 00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:12,017 Diplomacy is what got you elected. 341 00:18:12,027 --> 00:18:15,020 I got elected because I listened to a drunk bear 342 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,630 talk about his fee-fees. 343 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,373 - That's all diplomacy is! - It was an accident. 344 00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:21,809 I don't know how 345 00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:24,594 to intentionally care about other people's shit. 346 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,694 Lucky for you, that's all I do. 347 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,385 Fine. 348 00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,604 One shot, Hoberman. 349 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,627 Hi, we're looking for Stoppard. 350 00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:51,936 Daniel, honey. 351 00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:56,148 Come in before someone sees you. 352 00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:59,455 Amazing. I haven't seen anything like this 353 00:18:59,465 --> 00:19:03,024 since before the exclusion laws. 354 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,243 I have one of these! 355 00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:06,245 And it's missing a spoke like mine. 356 00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:08,029 What are the odds? 357 00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:10,684 Anyway, this... this one, it didn't come with a manual. 358 00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,599 Do you have any ideas? 359 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,470 Well, it's hard to explain, but I think... 360 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,777 Daniel, something's not... 361 00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:19,703 Mom? Mom, what's wrong? 362 00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,652 Something... something's wrong with the spells. 363 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,611 Hold on, I'll figure this out. 364 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,623 Quickly, while he's busy. 365 00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:36,483 Found an outdated copy 366 00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:39,183 of Taussig's Primer and a VCR manual. 367 00:19:39,193 --> 00:19:42,490 This place has shit for helpful books. 368 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,710 Well, at least it's standing. 369 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,886 I cannot believe a bunch of militant muggles 370 00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,019 beat me to burning down Brakebills. 371 00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:52,413 - What's that? - It was Sonia's. 372 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:56,026 - You mean Stoppard's mother? - I mean Sonia Kikuno... 373 00:19:56,036 --> 00:19:59,420 the genius who basically pioneered horomancy. 374 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:02,597 This is easily one of the most accidentally valuable things 375 00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:04,942 I've ever stolen. Here, look. 376 00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:07,544 Wasn't that in Stoppard's workshop? 377 00:20:07,555 --> 00:20:11,244 Yeah. That screen opens a window in time. 378 00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:14,073 You can FaceTime with the past as far back as 50 years. 379 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,336 It's genuinely genius. Like, wow. 380 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,405 A lot of these spells use cinnabar. 381 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,427 Hasn't... hasn't that stuff been banned for years? 382 00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:23,953 Yeah, it causes severe neuro-degeneration, 383 00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:26,042 which is probably what's happening with Sonia. 384 00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,957 She's been hitting the cinnabar 385 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,437 pretty hard for decades, I imagine. 386 00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:32,439 So... 387 00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:35,312 she has clockwork Alzheimer's? 388 00:20:35,322 --> 00:20:38,706 Kind of, but so much worse. 389 00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:40,447 Your brain gets unstuck in time. 390 00:20:40,457 --> 00:20:42,797 You don't know where you are or when you are, 391 00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,451 and you can't control it. 392 00:20:44,461 --> 00:20:48,107 It is good, good times, and then you die. 393 00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,849 Yeah, but... but it seemed like they had a-a treatment. 394 00:20:50,859 --> 00:20:53,460 I mean, those weird watches she had on? 395 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:56,637 Yeah, until they got messed up... 396 00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:58,161 by us. 397 00:20:58,171 --> 00:21:00,293 Must be what started all this. 398 00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:02,382 I mean, back in timeline 40... 399 00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,689 it's why Stoppard hunted us down. 400 00:21:04,699 --> 00:21:06,038 He's trying to save his mom. 401 00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:08,736 Now I almost feel bad for him. 402 00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:09,999 Feel bad for us. 403 00:21:10,009 --> 00:21:11,783 Even if we get back to timeline 40, 404 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:14,655 Stoppard is going to do anything he can to kick us out. 405 00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,222 Unless we kill him. 406 00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:19,051 For... trying to save his mom? 407 00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:21,706 Moms die every day. Circle of life. 408 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:23,142 Wow! 409 00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:25,014 No! 410 00:21:25,024 --> 00:21:27,973 We help him save her. 411 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:41,769 Am I just absorbing 412 00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:43,510 a fuck-ton of cinnabar right now? 413 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,219 Yeah, and breathing it. 414 00:21:47,698 --> 00:21:49,168 Great. 415 00:21:49,178 --> 00:21:52,486 Let's finish this and get the hell out of here. 416 00:22:04,237 --> 00:22:07,056 - Sonia? - Who are you? 417 00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:09,188 Friend's of Daniel, who's grown now. 418 00:22:09,198 --> 00:22:10,755 Listen, we need to talk to you 419 00:22:10,765 --> 00:22:12,975 about that cinnabar that you're using. It's... 420 00:22:12,985 --> 00:22:16,674 Frying my brain into cheesecloth, I know. 421 00:22:16,684 --> 00:22:20,547 Daniel used my designs to build the device you're using. 422 00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:22,941 We talked a couple months ago. 423 00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:25,988 If you were his friends, you'd know that. 424 00:22:25,998 --> 00:22:27,859 He asked you to stop? 425 00:22:27,869 --> 00:22:29,469 Of course. 426 00:22:29,479 --> 00:22:31,906 He also told me I'm about to have a breakthrough 427 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,865 that creates a whole new discipline. 428 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:36,737 I can't stop now. My work's too important. 429 00:22:36,747 --> 00:22:38,217 Fair point. 430 00:22:38,227 --> 00:22:40,567 So you're just going to pick your clock shit 431 00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:42,265 over your own kid? 432 00:22:42,275 --> 00:22:46,051 No, idiot. I choose both. 433 00:22:46,061 --> 00:22:48,532 I designed devices to counter the cinnabar, 434 00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:52,492 tether my mind right here with my work and my kid. 435 00:22:52,502 --> 00:22:56,366 As long as I have these working for me, I'll be fine. 436 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,108 I intend to die a very old lady... 437 00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:01,294 sharp as a tack. 438 00:23:03,252 --> 00:23:05,114 Fuck her. It's not our fault. 439 00:23:05,124 --> 00:23:06,506 She knew the consequences, 440 00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:08,247 and she still licked her paintbrushes. 441 00:23:08,257 --> 00:23:10,597 We go back to 40, we're taking the kid's mom away. 442 00:23:10,607 --> 00:23:12,314 - I'm not doing that. - Well, I'm not losing 443 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:14,253 my life because some horo-bitch is a shitty mom. 444 00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:16,951 She's shitty so he should suffer? 445 00:23:16,961 --> 00:23:18,910 We're the ones who don't belong. 446 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,444 You know what? You do you. 447 00:23:24,143 --> 00:23:27,136 I'm going back to 40 and my future wife. 448 00:23:27,146 --> 00:23:30,139 Don't touch me! 449 00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:36,754 Shit. 450 00:23:43,545 --> 00:23:45,842 Quick. 451 00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:58,950 - Anything? - Nothing yet. 452 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,127 Keep looking. 453 00:24:02,137 --> 00:24:04,052 Quentin. 454 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:08,262 Whoopsies. 455 00:24:09,336 --> 00:24:11,180 Are you drunk? 456 00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:14,183 This body hearts tequila... 457 00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:15,836 when I'm happy, when I'm sad, 458 00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:18,970 when I'm bored because everything is taking too long, 459 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:20,754 meaning you. 460 00:24:20,764 --> 00:24:25,107 Relevant story... I was in a road, and I almost got hit by... 461 00:24:25,117 --> 00:24:27,674 what do you call it... a big fat truck. 462 00:24:27,684 --> 00:24:30,199 But I wouldn't have felt anything at all 463 00:24:30,209 --> 00:24:32,689 because tequila is my friend. 464 00:24:33,951 --> 00:24:36,335 You know, great news... 465 00:24:36,345 --> 00:24:39,904 we've made good progress finding that part of yours. 466 00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:44,169 You wouldn't still happen to have the paper I gave you? 467 00:24:44,179 --> 00:24:46,867 I... 468 00:24:46,877 --> 00:24:48,391 misplaced it. 469 00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:50,871 Do you know anything about... 470 00:24:50,881 --> 00:24:55,137 an Egyptian god of yellow fruit? 471 00:24:55,147 --> 00:24:57,704 I'm not at all helpful like this, am I? 472 00:24:57,714 --> 00:24:58,879 What do you think? 473 00:24:58,889 --> 00:25:00,446 You seem stressed 474 00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:03,188 by your vast and obvious limitations. 475 00:25:04,678 --> 00:25:07,236 Why don't we just ask someone who was there? 476 00:25:22,198 --> 00:25:24,146 You know, for having such desiccated hands, 477 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:27,149 his Hieratic script's amazing. 478 00:25:30,032 --> 00:25:31,937 What did he say? 479 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:35,897 Cut our poor mummy friend some slack, Hoo-lia. 480 00:25:35,907 --> 00:25:37,420 He took a hook to the brain. 481 00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:39,945 Of course he's got a bit of a speech impediment. 482 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,903 The yellow fruit. 483 00:25:41,913 --> 00:25:46,473 It's a mandrake root, and we are looking for Heka, 484 00:25:46,483 --> 00:25:48,693 the God of Magic and Medicine. 485 00:25:48,703 --> 00:25:51,260 It looks like he's got one of your stones. 486 00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:52,827 Let's go kill him. 487 00:25:52,837 --> 00:25:56,014 He's already dead. 488 00:25:57,494 --> 00:26:02,010 Looks like he was buried in the Temple of... 489 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,056 Esna? 490 00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:09,365 Which was looted shortly after. 491 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:12,934 And where is it now? My loot? 492 00:26:14,424 --> 00:26:18,200 Yes, this is very disappointing. 493 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,376 Figure this out before I get mad. 494 00:26:20,386 --> 00:26:24,511 This body craves a cinnamon churro. 495 00:26:33,922 --> 00:26:36,088 Bye. 496 00:26:53,898 --> 00:26:56,238 - We can take a break. - No, no, it's okay. 497 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,424 I want to keep going. 498 00:26:59,774 --> 00:27:01,940 It bothers you, doesn't it? That I'm so into this? 499 00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:03,898 It just worries me. 500 00:27:03,908 --> 00:27:07,597 For you, magic... you think it just can fix everything, 501 00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:10,426 but it kind of has a way of breaking things. 502 00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:12,428 Sometimes I feel like everything that's gone wrong 503 00:27:12,438 --> 00:27:15,083 in my life is 'cause of it. 504 00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:19,566 Yeah, I used to say the same about alcohol, about drugs, 505 00:27:19,576 --> 00:27:22,874 about money, but none of that's really good or bad. 506 00:27:22,884 --> 00:27:25,920 It just is. It's how you handle it, really. 507 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:29,271 Don't drink that. The tap's got lead in it. 508 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,621 You got to drink the bottled water out of the fridge. 509 00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:34,799 - Why is there lead in the tap? - City's pipes. 510 00:27:34,809 --> 00:27:37,105 They're old and corroded. 511 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,803 Why don't they just fix it? 512 00:27:38,813 --> 00:27:42,773 That's cute that you think they would. 513 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,251 Asekian's Purification. 514 00:27:52,261 --> 00:27:55,438 I can show you. It's simple. 515 00:27:57,483 --> 00:27:59,127 Can you do that 516 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,434 for the rest of the water supply? 517 00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:04,437 No, or better yet, is there a spell that would restore 518 00:28:04,447 --> 00:28:07,527 - all the old pipes in Modesto? - There is, but... 519 00:28:07,537 --> 00:28:09,834 Okay, well, then do that. Do it, please, because you have 520 00:28:09,844 --> 00:28:12,488 no idea how many people... how many kids are... 521 00:28:12,498 --> 00:28:14,577 I... No, it's too big. We can't do it. 522 00:28:14,587 --> 00:28:17,493 There's not enough ambient magic. 523 00:28:17,503 --> 00:28:20,289 The Library... it doles out the rest? 524 00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:24,674 Wait. 525 00:28:24,684 --> 00:28:27,982 You said that they control the levels... 526 00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:32,987 of ambient magic that flow through the pipes, right? 527 00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:34,293 Yeah? 528 00:28:34,303 --> 00:28:36,164 I can feel one. 529 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,210 They're everywhere. 530 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,700 No, no, no, no, no. 531 00:28:42,441 --> 00:28:45,575 I think this one's different. 532 00:28:46,445 --> 00:28:48,230 This one has a leak. 533 00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:53,703 This isn't just food, Margo. 534 00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:55,705 This is your secret weapon. 535 00:28:55,715 --> 00:28:59,884 You can tell a lot about people based on what they eat. 536 00:28:59,894 --> 00:29:03,583 - Everything looks lovely. - Thank you. 537 00:29:03,593 --> 00:29:06,281 - Our chef is very... - Talented. 538 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:07,717 Extra. 539 00:29:07,727 --> 00:29:09,545 I'll take that as a compliment. 540 00:29:09,555 --> 00:29:12,940 Like I was saying, is she reserved, adventurous? 541 00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:15,464 Maybe she's sexy and decadent 542 00:29:15,474 --> 00:29:18,816 like a truffle lobster mac and cheese. 543 00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:21,209 Interesting. 544 00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:23,081 Mongoose cream egg with caviar. 545 00:29:23,091 --> 00:29:24,778 She's bold. 546 00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:27,999 Proud of her accomplishments, but being so driven 547 00:29:28,009 --> 00:29:31,437 has led her to be lonely, misunderstood. 548 00:29:31,447 --> 00:29:33,308 Tick said something 549 00:29:33,318 --> 00:29:35,441 about Codswall's polite alpacas. 550 00:29:35,451 --> 00:29:37,443 Maybe she's proud of that. Ask. 551 00:29:37,453 --> 00:29:42,578 I hear Codswall has upstanding alpacas. 552 00:29:42,588 --> 00:29:46,365 It is a misconception that alpacas have behavioral issues. 553 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:48,280 The truth is, they have a lack 554 00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:50,195 of self-esteem from years of shearing. 555 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,763 Imagine being stripped naked twice, even three times a year. 556 00:29:53,773 --> 00:29:56,723 There it is. She's real into her 'pacas. 557 00:29:56,733 --> 00:30:00,509 - Empathize with her. - The indignity is real. 558 00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:04,339 Like humans, alpacas need affection... 559 00:30:04,349 --> 00:30:06,428 - and love. - Preach. 560 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:07,777 You may not know this, 561 00:30:07,787 --> 00:30:11,085 but I ran on a platform of animal equality. 562 00:30:11,095 --> 00:30:12,957 My administration is the first 563 00:30:12,967 --> 00:30:16,395 to give talking animals their rightful voice. 564 00:30:16,405 --> 00:30:19,267 I mean, that is why we're here tonight, right? 565 00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:21,008 The animals. 566 00:30:21,018 --> 00:30:24,577 I just care so damn much. 567 00:30:24,587 --> 00:30:27,623 I like to drink my tea with... 568 00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:30,288 a splash of alpaca milk. 569 00:30:36,077 --> 00:30:37,372 Would you like some? 570 00:30:37,382 --> 00:30:39,635 You can't refuse this, Margo. 571 00:30:39,645 --> 00:30:43,693 It's straight from my dearest Delilah's teat. 572 00:30:55,357 --> 00:30:57,011 Do it, Margo. 573 00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:01,972 Now! 574 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:04,932 Yeah, good. 575 00:31:06,324 --> 00:31:09,491 You are a champion. 576 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:12,668 You can really taste the love. 577 00:31:12,678 --> 00:31:15,889 What a beautiful way to say it. 578 00:31:15,899 --> 00:31:20,154 I'm afraid I may have judged Your Majesty too quickly. 579 00:31:20,164 --> 00:31:22,026 Same... 580 00:31:22,036 --> 00:31:23,853 which is why I would love it 581 00:31:23,863 --> 00:31:26,987 if we could start fresh. Your beets... 582 00:31:26,997 --> 00:31:29,511 Unfortunately, I have already agreed to sell my beets 583 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,686 to West Loria, 584 00:31:30,696 --> 00:31:32,906 and being a woman of my word, 585 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,473 I can't go back. 586 00:31:34,483 --> 00:31:36,702 You understand, right? 587 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,262 I'm going to check on dessert. 588 00:31:41,272 --> 00:31:42,872 I'm about to skin a bitch. 589 00:31:42,882 --> 00:31:45,353 I want you to double down on the charm offense. 590 00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:46,702 You got her eating 591 00:31:46,712 --> 00:31:48,878 out of your extra-diplomatic hands right now. 592 00:31:48,888 --> 00:31:51,794 I guess I could lube her up some more about her alpacas. 593 00:31:51,804 --> 00:31:55,494 Yes, exactly... you, High King Margo Fucking Hanson, 594 00:31:55,504 --> 00:31:57,061 you got this. 595 00:31:57,071 --> 00:31:58,888 I know you didn't think you could do this, 596 00:31:58,898 --> 00:32:01,891 but, honestly, I think you're out-Elioting Eliot. 597 00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:05,417 Strawberry ricotta soufflé is done. 598 00:32:05,427 --> 00:32:09,431 I'm gonna get that. You get back to winning at High King-in'. 599 00:32:14,218 --> 00:32:16,776 - Margo, what are you doing? - Being the real me. 600 00:32:16,786 --> 00:32:18,908 Let me tell you how this is going to play out, lady. 601 00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:20,736 You're going to give me those beets, 602 00:32:20,746 --> 00:32:22,738 and I'm not going to skin and eat any 603 00:32:22,748 --> 00:32:26,438 of your tasty alpaca children, capisce? 604 00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:28,092 That's what I thought. 605 00:32:41,758 --> 00:32:43,968 What in the hell? 606 00:32:46,937 --> 00:32:48,364 Hi. 607 00:32:48,374 --> 00:32:50,409 I can't begin to imagine 608 00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:52,846 how you fucked yourself hard enough to get here, 609 00:32:52,856 --> 00:32:55,022 but... 610 00:32:55,032 --> 00:32:57,208 Let's take advantage. 611 00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:00,288 Interesting choice on the hair. 612 00:33:00,298 --> 00:33:03,509 Says the guy dressed like an ambulance chaser. 613 00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:07,034 - So you're dead me. - Technically. 614 00:33:07,044 --> 00:33:08,514 Does this mean I'm dead, too? 615 00:33:08,524 --> 00:33:13,040 No, no, this is a-a, kind of between space? 616 00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:15,347 I saw you zapped yourself here like an idiot, 617 00:33:15,357 --> 00:33:17,393 and I took a coffee break. 618 00:33:17,403 --> 00:33:19,699 I mean, I've been wanting to talk to you. 619 00:33:19,709 --> 00:33:21,554 So then I assume you know that I took your... 620 00:33:21,565 --> 00:33:24,530 You took my spot in my timeline? Yeah. 621 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:26,880 Didn't expect that twist with Julia, though. 622 00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:29,415 Yeah, I could say the same about Kady. 623 00:33:32,722 --> 00:33:35,715 For what it's worth, it never felt right taking your place. 624 00:33:35,725 --> 00:33:37,500 - But, you know... - Everything feels wrong, 625 00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:40,241 so you just pick something? Yeah, of course I do. 626 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,862 Real talk... 627 00:33:42,776 --> 00:33:44,507 You got to go back. 628 00:33:44,517 --> 00:33:46,204 To 23, I know, I'm working on it. 629 00:33:46,214 --> 00:33:48,511 No. My timeline. 630 00:33:48,521 --> 00:33:50,382 It's where you belong. 631 00:33:50,392 --> 00:33:52,036 Okay, do you want to cut the vague, 632 00:33:52,046 --> 00:33:54,473 omniscient Librarian shit and just tell me why? 633 00:33:54,483 --> 00:33:57,128 It's complicated but crucial. 634 00:33:57,138 --> 00:33:58,869 You do know me existing there 635 00:33:58,879 --> 00:34:02,133 is making some very important horomancer lady very sick? 636 00:34:02,143 --> 00:34:04,309 It's doing a lot more than that. 637 00:34:04,319 --> 00:34:08,095 Look, I know you lost everyone you love in timeline 23... 638 00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:09,532 Really? 639 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:12,099 But they're still alive in timeline 40, 640 00:34:12,109 --> 00:34:14,537 and if I were you, which I am, 641 00:34:14,547 --> 00:34:17,191 I'd do whatever to not lose them again. 642 00:34:17,201 --> 00:34:20,281 Okay, you might be me, 643 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:23,197 but you don't know me, okay? 644 00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:24,677 Those shits are not my people. 645 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:28,115 Fair, but I know a little about your future. 646 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,682 Perks of the gig. 647 00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:32,119 So is being an abstruse dick about it, apparently. 648 00:34:32,129 --> 00:34:33,947 Sonia can't be saved. 649 00:34:33,957 --> 00:34:37,473 Even if you go back to 23, she's dead within a month. 650 00:34:37,483 --> 00:34:38,778 It's terminal. Period. 651 00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:41,781 Sounds like something I'd say to make myself feel like less of an ass. 652 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,914 Bigger things at play than your guilt, buddy. 653 00:34:43,924 --> 00:34:47,178 You got to go back. Sorry. That's as specific as I can be. 654 00:34:47,188 --> 00:34:49,093 Sorry? Are you? 655 00:34:49,103 --> 00:34:53,880 Dude, I just jumped you clear over 1,000 miles of bullshit. 656 00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:57,580 So I'm sorry if it feels bad in your soft little heart, 657 00:34:57,590 --> 00:35:01,453 but, more importantly, you're welcome. 658 00:35:01,463 --> 00:35:03,509 Kady wants you. 659 00:35:04,553 --> 00:35:06,729 They all want you. 660 00:35:08,209 --> 00:35:11,376 It's not my timeline anymore. 661 00:35:11,386 --> 00:35:13,639 It's yours. 662 00:35:13,649 --> 00:35:17,121 So, you remember... 663 00:35:17,131 --> 00:35:21,168 that when the moment comes, I said, "Do it." 664 00:35:21,178 --> 00:35:22,822 Do what he says, okay? 665 00:35:22,832 --> 00:35:25,433 No, not okay. Vague as shit. 666 00:35:27,315 --> 00:35:29,437 To go back to 40, you're gonna want to turn this dial 667 00:35:29,447 --> 00:35:32,092 three clicks to the right. 668 00:35:32,102 --> 00:35:35,008 Tell Kady I love her... 669 00:35:35,018 --> 00:35:37,020 and I'm sorry. 670 00:35:43,549 --> 00:35:44,931 Well, thank Christ. 671 00:35:44,941 --> 00:35:46,454 I thought you pissed off without me. 672 00:35:46,464 --> 00:35:49,675 - Where'd you go? - It was... 673 00:35:49,685 --> 00:35:52,983 I honestly don't know how to explain it. 674 00:35:52,993 --> 00:35:56,474 But I know what we got to do now. 675 00:36:02,176 --> 00:36:03,689 It's here. 676 00:36:09,749 --> 00:36:11,392 God. 677 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:14,265 You were right... there's a crack. 678 00:36:14,275 --> 00:36:17,268 I think it could split the pipe open and let more ambient out. 679 00:36:17,278 --> 00:36:18,878 Here. 680 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,581 Once you pour it down the drain, it should clean the water 681 00:37:03,592 --> 00:37:06,552 and clear the corrosion from the pipes. 682 00:37:16,781 --> 00:37:19,078 Did I do something wrong? 683 00:37:19,088 --> 00:37:21,124 No, I just... I can't remember 684 00:37:21,134 --> 00:37:25,128 the last time that magic wasn't the problem. 685 00:37:25,138 --> 00:37:28,479 This calls for a drink. 686 00:37:35,496 --> 00:37:37,193 Thank you. 687 00:37:48,204 --> 00:37:50,283 Look, we'll find the stone. It'll be... 688 00:37:56,647 --> 00:37:59,128 What are you doing? 689 00:38:02,305 --> 00:38:04,384 Stop. 690 00:38:04,394 --> 00:38:06,048 Jesus. 691 00:38:12,663 --> 00:38:14,742 Those pills can kill you. 692 00:38:14,752 --> 00:38:16,744 I'll take a new body. I'm bored. 693 00:38:16,754 --> 00:38:18,746 You kill Eliot... 694 00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:21,281 and you can forget about us helping you. 695 00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:26,406 Eliot, Eliot, Eliot. 696 00:38:28,897 --> 00:38:31,368 Why do you care about him so much? 697 00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:33,718 Because I do. 698 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:37,417 You kill him, and we are done. 699 00:38:37,427 --> 00:38:39,506 I swear to God, I am serious. 700 00:38:39,516 --> 00:38:41,247 I will abandon you, 701 00:38:41,257 --> 00:38:44,381 and I will die trying to burn you to the ground. 702 00:38:50,614 --> 00:38:53,694 That's cute. 703 00:38:53,704 --> 00:38:55,968 But I'm strong... 704 00:38:57,970 --> 00:38:59,874 And you're weak. 705 00:38:59,884 --> 00:39:02,965 Break my bones... 706 00:39:02,975 --> 00:39:05,097 and strangle me. 707 00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:08,318 Too tired to care anymore. 708 00:39:08,328 --> 00:39:10,015 Q. 709 00:39:10,025 --> 00:39:12,496 You hurt him, 710 00:39:12,506 --> 00:39:14,063 you take one more pill, 711 00:39:14,073 --> 00:39:16,456 and you can build your body on your own. 712 00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:22,854 Fine. 713 00:39:22,864 --> 00:39:25,988 I'll take better care of the meat suit. 714 00:39:28,478 --> 00:39:32,472 But you don't have to be such a baby about it. 715 00:39:40,258 --> 00:39:42,971 Hey, what happened with the game plan? 716 00:39:47,307 --> 00:39:50,048 Margo, are you okay? 717 00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:56,009 You stupid, stupid prick. 718 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:59,491 How dare you say I out-Elioted Eliot? 719 00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:01,014 Tell me? 720 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:04,104 Why would I ever want to do anything without him? 721 00:40:04,114 --> 00:40:06,498 Hey, I'm sorry. 722 00:40:06,508 --> 00:40:08,326 I-I should have known how you were feeling. 723 00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:11,938 Why? Because I like fettuccini and I hate rosé, 724 00:40:11,948 --> 00:40:13,200 you think you know me? 725 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:14,506 You don't, Hoberman. 726 00:40:14,516 --> 00:40:16,551 Because if you did, you would know 727 00:40:16,561 --> 00:40:18,684 I don't need a new partner in crime. 728 00:40:18,694 --> 00:40:21,513 That's not... I was just trying to help you. 729 00:40:21,523 --> 00:40:23,558 Bullshit. 730 00:40:23,568 --> 00:40:26,692 Now, I may be a cunt, but I am real. 731 00:40:26,702 --> 00:40:29,695 You? You're just a brown-nose sweater boy 732 00:40:29,705 --> 00:40:34,700 desperate to matter at all to anyone. 733 00:40:34,710 --> 00:40:36,354 Wow. 734 00:40:36,364 --> 00:40:38,530 And here I thought I was being a friend 735 00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:40,662 who wants to be your boyfriend. 736 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:44,884 I really, really got to work on the signals. 737 00:40:44,894 --> 00:40:47,901 - Josh, I didn't... - Didn't mean to hurt me? 738 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:48,933 Yes, you did. 739 00:40:48,944 --> 00:40:52,423 Believe it or not, I know exactly who you are, Margo. 740 00:41:03,912 --> 00:41:06,383 Took you long enough. 741 00:41:06,394 --> 00:41:08,734 I nearly gave up on you making it back. 742 00:41:08,744 --> 00:41:11,563 Yeah, well, magic was a little scare in your timeline, 743 00:41:11,573 --> 00:41:14,087 so it took a minute to rebuild. 744 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,482 - Where's Marina? - With her girlfriend. 745 00:41:17,492 --> 00:41:19,788 Listen, kid, we know you're trying to look out 746 00:41:19,798 --> 00:41:20,920 for your mom. 747 00:41:20,930 --> 00:41:22,095 We get it. 748 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:24,532 You saying you'll leave? 749 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:27,230 Bigger things at play here. 750 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,156 Sorry, man. I'm not going anywhere. 751 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:36,293 - Is that... - Yeah. 752 00:41:37,207 --> 00:41:41,723 - It's from another timeline. - Please. Don't blow on it. 753 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,029 If you blow on it... 754 00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:45,031 It'll spread seeds everywhere, 755 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:46,598 root itself in this timeline 756 00:41:46,608 --> 00:41:49,731 making it impossible for you to clean? 757 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,211 I know, 758 00:41:51,221 --> 00:41:54,301 which is why I scattered about ten of them an hour ago. 759 00:41:57,575 --> 00:41:59,132 I'm sorry. 760 00:42:09,107 --> 00:42:10,882 Hey! 761 00:42:10,893 --> 00:42:14,234 What are you waiting for? It's clean! It got fixed! 762 00:42:14,244 --> 00:42:16,083 I'm serious! 763 00:42:16,094 --> 00:42:18,609 Come on, don't waste it! 764 00:42:21,730 --> 00:42:23,309 Whoo! 765 00:42:24,472 --> 00:42:26,333 You can go on ahead if you want to. 766 00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:28,030 I'll... I'll meet you back at the house. 767 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,143 You sure? 768 00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:32,310 Yeah, I'm gonna stick around a little while. 769 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:35,572 All right, I'll see you later. 770 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,007 - Thanks for calling me. - I knew you'd want to know. 771 00:42:48,017 --> 00:42:50,836 - I owe you. - Nah. 772 00:42:50,846 --> 00:42:52,838 This is for all of us. 773 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:26,045 Sheila Cozener? 774 00:43:26,055 --> 00:43:27,883 You've been a busy girl. 775 00:43:52,821 --> 00:43:55,559 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 56439

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