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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,436 Survival of the fittest. 2 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,348 It's the law of the jungle. 3 00:00:55,548 --> 00:00:58,729 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 4 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:00,943 How do I know? 5 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,729 It almost happened to me. 6 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:13,949 Hi-yah! 7 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,064 Tim Templeton... 8 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,483 quit monkeying around. 9 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,276 Hot dogs are getting cold. 10 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,652 Hot dogs? 11 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,821 At least, this is how I remember it. 12 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,073 All right, buddy, let's eat. 13 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,033 You see, I was seven years old... 14 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,161 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 15 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,121 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 16 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,472 I was a deep sea diver. 17 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,670 Tim! 18 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,797 Our hero! 19 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,173 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 20 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,154 I got this! 21 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,110 Grab on! 22 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,697 Some days, I rescued my parents. 23 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:00,979 That way! 24 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,710 Other days, they rescued me. 25 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,580 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 26 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,570 Tree! 27 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:09,571 You're breaking up! 28 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:10,656 Slow down, Tim! 29 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,127 - Turn, Tim. - Turn! 30 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,369 - Are you hurt? - I'm okay. 31 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,662 Show Mommy your teeth. 32 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,497 It was just the three of us. 33 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,915 The Templetons. 34 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,251 And three is the perfect number. 35 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,419 Interesting fact... 36 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:26,270 did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? 37 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,888 I was the luckiest kid ever. 38 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,224 My parents even had cool jobs. 39 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,102 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 40 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,186 Puppy Co. 41 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,188 - Yes, Mr. Francis? - Puppy Co needs you. 42 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,329 It's go time. 43 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,833 They worked in a department called "Marketing..." 44 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,166 where they got to launch new products. 45 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,050 Even though my parents worked really hard... 46 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,664 they still made just enough time for me. 47 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,625 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 48 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:04,726 You got it! 49 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,271 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 50 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,761 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 51 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,305 All your life 52 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:21,036 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 53 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,633 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 54 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,962 No, thanks. I'm enough. 55 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:38,118 Life was good. Life was perfect. 56 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,912 But as I drifted off to sleep... 57 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:43,040 something my parents said got me thinking. 58 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,311 Where do babies come from? 59 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:24,762 The day I got a little brother started like any other day... 60 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,413 but little did I know... 61 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:30,499 my life would never be the same. 62 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:33,440 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 63 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:34,962 Wake up, little halflings! 64 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:35,963 Morning, Wizzie! 65 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:39,734 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 66 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:41,527 Oh, yeah! 67 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:48,118 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 68 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,313 But I clearly remember... 69 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,834 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 70 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,476 What the... 71 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,607 Hey! 72 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,341 Tim, look who's here. 73 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:48,577 Meet your new baby brother. 74 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,870 Baby what? 75 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,290 Brother. 76 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,250 I had a million questions. 77 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,252 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 78 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,378 What's with that outfit? 79 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,839 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 80 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,770 Does he know karate? What's going on? 81 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,552 That way? 82 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,595 - Okay. - Okay. 83 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:10,182 Right from the start, he was yelling at people, ordering everyone around. 84 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,833 Oh, you want this? 85 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:15,658 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 86 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,581 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 87 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,944 He conducted meetings. 88 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,885 - You called? - Do you need Señor Squeaky? 89 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,450 Lots and lots of meetings. 90 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,221 Even in the middle of the night. 91 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,580 I'm up! I'm up! 92 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,124 - We're coming! - We'll be right there! 93 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:38,445 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 94 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,986 he had a fit. 95 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:51,140 - Where's the bottle? - He has to have his bottle! 96 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,031 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 97 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,604 Everyone except for me. 98 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,772 - Diaper! - Bottle! 99 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,315 - Diaper! - Bottle! 100 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,443 Dad! I can't sleep. 101 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,153 I know, bud. Me neither. 102 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,447 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 103 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,614 Okay, good talk! 104 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,866 - But... - It's okay. 105 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,087 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 106 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,470 What about me? 107 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,124 The year: 2057. 108 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:21,485 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 109 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,627 It's so much worse than we thought. 110 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,182 Mom, he's naked! 111 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:01,376 I'm naked! 112 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,669 Say "naked." 113 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,730 No! 114 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,010 Who's Mommy's little cutie? Are you Mommy's little cutie? 115 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,451 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 116 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,141 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 117 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,601 In Vegas. 118 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,895 - You know what? You should go. - No, no. You should go. 119 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,063 Well, you need a break. 120 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,334 - I'll stay with the baby, and you... - Maybe the baby should decide. 121 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,194 Who do you want to stay with you? Daddy or Mommy? 122 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,529 Or Daddy? 123 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,114 He wants his mommy. 124 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,015 Okay, we need to talk! 125 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,226 In private. 126 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,787 - Sure. - About what, bud? 127 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,888 About the b-a-b-e-e. 128 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,916 "Y," Tim. 129 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,793 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 130 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:43,961 We don't even know him. 131 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,337 How can we trust him? 132 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,148 Come on, he's just a baby. 133 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:53,190 Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks there's something weird about this guy? 134 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,320 - Oopsie! I got it. - Five-second rule. 135 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,791 Tim? 136 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,278 Look at him! He wears a suit! 137 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,072 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 138 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,074 He carries a briefcase. 139 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,034 Does no else think that's... 140 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,395 I don't know, a little freaky? 141 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,082 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 142 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,683 This is not about Lam-Lam. 143 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,045 All babies are different, Tim. 144 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,505 And each one is special. 145 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,424 He's taking over the whole house! 146 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,925 Are you taking over the house? 147 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,816 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 148 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,598 Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... 149 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,267 and you are gonna love him with all of your heart. 150 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,368 Just like we do. 151 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,164 All of your heart? 152 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,882 Never. 153 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,670 Hello! 154 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,361 It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 155 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,682 How about one story... 156 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,913 three hugs, and my special song? 157 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,666 Just my special song? 158 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,246 Mom? 159 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,925 Dad? 160 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,326 Hey. 161 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,177 What happened to bedtime? 162 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,540 We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis. 163 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,471 Don't cry! Don't cry. 164 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,647 Hello? 165 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,699 Hello? No, ma'am, not yet. 166 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,103 No, I'm not making excuses. 167 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,064 Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time. 168 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,505 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 169 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,576 I'm making great progress with the parents already. 170 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:25,080 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 171 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,915 They're very disoriented. 172 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,543 I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 173 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,962 They do everything for me. 174 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,255 It's hilarious. 175 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,936 But I think the kid might be on to me. 176 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,926 No, I can handle him. 177 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,304 I know how important this mission is to the company. 178 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,680 Mission? 179 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,683 Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job. 180 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,268 Hands up, devil baby! 181 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,369 Fart! Poop! Doodie! 182 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,524 I've gotta deal with the k-i-d. 183 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,585 You can talk! 184 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,111 Uh, goo-goo ga-ga. 185 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,462 No, you can really talk. I heard you! 186 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,617 Fine. I can talk. 187 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:02,951 Now, let's see if you can listen. 188 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:06,288 Get me a double espresso, and see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi. 189 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:09,541 I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 190 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,293 Get yourself a little something. 191 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,961 Who are you? 192 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,673 Let's just say I'm the boss. 193 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,135 The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper. 194 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,887 You know who else wears diapers? 195 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,473 Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. 196 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,016 It's called efficiency, Templeton. 197 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,978 The average toddler spends, what? 45 hours a year on the potty? 198 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,482 I'm the boss. I don't have that kind of spare time. 199 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,192 Well, you're not the boss of me. 200 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,486 - I am the boss of you. - No, you're not. 201 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,654 - Am, too. - Are not. 202 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,015 - Am, too! - Are not! 203 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,865 - Am, too. - Are not! 204 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,033 - Am, too. - Are not! 205 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,451 Am, too. Am, too. 206 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,702 Am, too. Am, too. 207 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:46,870 I was here first. 208 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,123 Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this. 209 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,625 Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me? 210 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,293 With your track record? 211 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,984 You don't know anything about me. 212 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,897 So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see. 213 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,612 Templeton, Timothy. Middle name.... 214 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,471 I'm sorry. 215 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,472 Leslie! 216 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,391 - Mostly C's... - How do you know all that? 217 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,685 Can't ride a bike without training wheels? 218 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,796 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 219 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:15,774 DOB says you're seven. 220 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,135 Seven and a half. 221 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,029 Power nap! You were saying? 222 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,656 I'm seven and a half. 223 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,324 Exactly! You're old. 224 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,411 It's time to make way for the next generation. 225 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,829 It's the way of the world. 226 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,290 You would never ask your parents for an old toy. 227 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,374 Lam-Lam? 228 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,584 Everyone wants the hot, new thing. 229 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,252 Destroy. Destroy. 230 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,838 - Lam-Lam! - I've got fresh batteries. 231 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,006 Boom! 232 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,758 Mom and Dad don't even know you. 233 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,217 They love me! 234 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,844 Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 235 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,388 There's only so much love to go around. 236 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,432 It's like these beads. 237 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,018 You used to have all your parents' love. 238 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,437 All their time. All their attention. 239 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,689 You had all the beads. 240 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,399 But then I came along. 241 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,443 Babies take up a lot of time. 242 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,964 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 243 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,865 We could share. 244 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,226 You obviously didn't go to business school. 245 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,416 Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up. 246 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,877 There's not enough love for the two of us. 247 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,254 Not enough beads to go around. 248 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:22,966 And then, all of a sudden, there's no place for Tim. 249 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,635 Tim doesn't fit anymore. 250 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,156 Oh, no! What about Tim? 251 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,811 So keep quiet. Stay out of my way. 252 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,752 Or there's gonna be cutbacks. 253 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,045 You can't be fired from your own family. 254 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,878 Can you? 255 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,054 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 256 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,245 Wake up, little half... 257 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,867 What's the use? 258 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,228 Arise for a nutritious breakfast! 259 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,749 It's 7:00 a.m. 260 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,947 What's wrong, Timothy? 261 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,088 Has that little dwarf made you blue? 262 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,328 Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! 263 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,831 He shall not pass! 264 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,374 It's no use, Wizzie. 265 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,376 He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled. 266 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,477 If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay. 267 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,341 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 268 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,635 With a great curse! 269 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,095 They shall not pass! 270 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,026 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 271 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,349 with proof! 272 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,030 That's what I need, proof! 273 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,376 Expose his dark magic! 274 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,249 Testing, testing. 275 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:07,756 Testing, testing. 276 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,827 Maybe they can return him to the store and get their money back! 277 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,548 We could buy a bouncy house! 278 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:20,098 Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m. 279 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:27,573 Ninja. 280 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:30,944 Ninja. 281 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,293 Ninja. 282 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,301 Ninja. 283 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,635 Babies everywhere! They're spreading. 284 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,316 Mom! Dad! What's going on? 285 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,493 It's an invasion! 286 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,001 It's a play date! 287 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,732 That's a keeper. 288 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,463 It's a meeting, and you won't be attending. 289 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,554 We'll see about that. 290 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:41,206 Thank you all for coming here on such short notice. 291 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,557 Now, before we begin... 292 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,419 Yes, sir! 293 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,795 - Sure is! - Affirmative! 294 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,556 Jimbo, run some interference. 295 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,216 Hey! 296 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,927 - We babies are having a crisis! - Oh, no! 297 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,179 - That's awful! - Horrible! 298 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,346 What is it? 299 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,266 It's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please. 300 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,027 Let's put on a show. 301 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,354 Here we go! 302 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,715 Jimbo, hit the lights. 303 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,778 You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. 304 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,696 Why? Have we been bad? 305 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:13,781 No, Staci. 306 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,616 But I'll tell you who is. 307 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:19,137 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 308 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,623 No! That's exactly the problem. 309 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,250 Puppies? What's the deal with puppies? 310 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,502 Throughout history... 311 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:30,839 people have loved babies more than anything in the world. 312 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:35,094 We've always been a must-have item, number one on every wish list. 313 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:38,115 Puppies were merely accessories. 314 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,851 But all that changed when the puppies began coming out... 315 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,062 with new designer models. 316 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,815 Each one more adorable than the last. 317 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,775 Remember the Labradoodle? 318 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,110 The Peekapoo? 319 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,091 The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. 320 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,740 Not possible. Don't waste your time. 321 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,551 We all laughed at the Shar Pei. 322 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,427 And now it's number one in China. 323 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:02,955 - Oh, no. - That's terrible! 324 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:04,832 - Horrible! - Yes. 325 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,333 And it gets even worse. 326 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,254 Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, made this announcement. 327 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,755 Teddy, roll the clip. 328 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,924 And we are on schedule... 329 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:17,553 to release the most adorable puppy ever. 330 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,515 We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! 331 00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:22,975 Watch out, world! 332 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,666 It's gonna crush the competition! 333 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:27,813 - Yay! - No, Jimbo. 334 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:30,149 No "yay"! We are the competition! 335 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,692 This is war. 336 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,278 Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. 337 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:35,279 Thank you, Teddy. 338 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,531 And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear... 339 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,200 it could put the baby business out of business, baby. 340 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,368 That's awful! 341 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,453 Bad news, baby! 342 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:43,954 What are we going to do? 343 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:48,292 My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is, so that Baby Corp can stop it. 344 00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,793 And you're going to help me. 345 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:50,711 - Genius! - Home run! 346 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:51,837 You still got it, boss! 347 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:52,755 Yay! 348 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:53,630 Yay. 349 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,674 Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. 350 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,010 So have you learned anything from them? 351 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,428 - Yes, sir! - Sure did! 352 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,721 Fantastic. Triplets, go! 353 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:01,680 - A. - B. 354 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:02,723 - C. - D. 355 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,142 No, what have you learned about the new puppy? 356 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,435 Yay, puppy! 357 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,312 No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil. 358 00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:09,772 Staci, read back the notes. 359 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,423 I can't read. What's it say? 360 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,488 This is my team? 361 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,407 A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler? 362 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:21,366 - Exactly! - Affirmative! 363 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,201 Good call. 364 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:23,327 - Oh, yeah! - Nice one, BB! 365 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,578 Gotcha! 366 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:28,749 Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. 367 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,459 - Let's have another show! - No, Teddy! 368 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,336 - How about a hug? - No more shows! 369 00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:33,087 Boss? 370 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:35,672 - There's plenty of love to go around. - Go to sleep! 371 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:36,882 Nighty-night. 372 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:37,883 - Boss! - Boss! 373 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:38,944 - What? - Parents! 374 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,610 It's like they're having their own little meeting. 375 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,909 - Isn't that adorable? - Who wants dessert? 376 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,212 God, this is so humiliating. 377 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,942 God, this is so humiliating. 378 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,543 Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. 379 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,419 Hey, Templeton, what you got there? 380 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:03,575 Nothing. 381 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,966 Hand over the tape. 382 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,262 Never! 383 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,506 Mom! Dad! Over here! 384 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,817 - Hi, Timmy! - Hi! Anyway... 385 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:23,527 Flower power! 386 00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:29,126 You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. 387 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,539 Fasten your seat belt. Let's go! 388 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,346 Run, run, run. 389 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,055 What? Hey! 390 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,139 Oh. 391 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,379 Run, run, run. 392 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,980 Catch, catch, catch. 393 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,325 Yes! 394 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:12,159 Oh, yeah! 395 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,691 Let go, you little... 396 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,985 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 397 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,376 That's nice. 398 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:38,405 Sayonara! 399 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:42,733 You wanna play? 400 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:44,318 Let's play. 401 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,122 No! 402 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:53,617 Save Boss! Save Boss! 403 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:58,023 - Get him! - I got him! 404 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,124 - I got him! - I got him! 405 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,533 You're toast, baby man! 406 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,634 Upsies, I need upsies! 407 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,790 Who wants... 408 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,021 Cheese sticks! 409 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,234 Mom, Dad! I've got proof! 410 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,741 Someone can't go down the stairs? 411 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,280 Nothing can stop me! 412 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,530 Mom! Dad! Where are you guys? 413 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:47,698 Hello? 414 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,169 Where did everyone go? 415 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,161 Mom, Dad! The baby can talk! 416 00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:53,996 Oh, can he now? 417 00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:55,456 Wait, how did you... 418 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:56,790 Hand over the tape, Timmy. 419 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,391 Or Lam-Lam gets it, see? 420 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:00,294 No! 421 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,713 What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring? 422 00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,654 It's really not my scene, but who am I to judge? 423 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,861 And an eyebrow ring? Seems like a little too much, Lam-Lam. 424 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,306 How's that gonna look in a job interview? 425 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:13,307 Stop it! 426 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,392 The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip. 427 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,685 No! Let go! 428 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,853 - You let go! - You let go! 429 00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:19,254 - Give me the tape! - Give me Lam-Lam! 430 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,382 Whoops! Too far. 431 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,570 Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable. 432 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:28,614 We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing? 433 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:30,741 You've been asking for this since you got here! 434 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,618 We can talk about this over a juice box! 435 00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:34,328 Time for juice boxes is over. 436 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,789 No, Templeton. You wouldn't. 437 00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:39,083 Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired! 438 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,000 What are you doing? 439 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,101 Nothing. 440 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,340 My proof! 441 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,175 Tim! Explain yourself! 442 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,426 Yes, explain yourself. 443 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,261 It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault. 444 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,513 The baby's fault? 445 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,364 It's true! He can talk. 446 00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:57,184 They all can talk. They were having a meeting. 447 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:58,477 There's something about puppies. 448 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,813 It's one big baby con-spy-racy! 449 00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:02,648 Timothy Leslie Templeton! 450 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:04,274 We are very disappointed in you. 451 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,819 - No, we're mad at you! - Exactly, we're mad at you. 452 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,570 - Mad? - You need a time-out! 453 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,489 - You're grounded! - Yes, grounded! 454 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:11,657 - For two... - Three! 455 00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:12,825 - Three days? - Weeks! 456 00:27:12,925 --> 00:27:14,243 Weeks! Three weeks! 457 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:16,245 For three... evers! 458 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,162 Grounded? 459 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,040 You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 460 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,481 until you learn to get along. 461 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:24,728 Great. 462 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,925 It was my first time behind bars. 463 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,760 The big house. 464 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,191 The lock-up. 465 00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:35,450 Grounded for life. 466 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:39,726 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 467 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,657 Every man has his breaking point. 468 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,708 This was mine. 469 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:48,293 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 470 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:52,510 - Take these broken wings and learn to fly - Hey, that's my song. 471 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:55,432 All your life 472 00:27:56,260 --> 00:28:00,471 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 473 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,083 It's okay, little halfling. 474 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:05,774 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 475 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:10,382 Blackbird singing in the dead of night! 476 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:15,053 Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! 477 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,805 Fly, you fools! 478 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:18,026 Thanks, Wizzie. 479 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,476 But it's not the same. 480 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:23,312 If only I could reach my magical shank. 481 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,913 I could break us out of this big house. 482 00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:29,585 Templeton! 483 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,620 Templeton, we have to talk. 484 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,721 Go away. 485 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:49,517 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 486 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:52,299 Stop it! 487 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,051 That's my song, not yours. 488 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:56,011 My parents wrote it just for me. 489 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:58,430 Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney? 490 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,849 No, Ted and Janice. 491 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,309 You don't even know their names! 492 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,061 You're just trying to steal them from me. 493 00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:05,437 You stole everything! 494 00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:07,208 You're the one who should be in jail! 495 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:11,291 Look, it's time we put our differences aside. 496 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:15,781 Have you been... 497 00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:16,882 No! 498 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:20,429 Where's HR when you need them? 499 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:50,482 Take it. 500 00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,359 I don't want your filthy money. 501 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,695 Look, I told you to stay out of my way. 502 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,697 I can't! You're in my house. 503 00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:57,990 I don't wanna be here... 504 00:29:58,090 --> 00:29:59,825 any more than you want me to be here. 505 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:01,827 Then why are you torturing me? 506 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:04,496 The truth is I'm no ordinary baby. 507 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:05,539 Well, no kidding. 508 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:07,833 I'm on a mission from above. 509 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:10,144 Are you the Baby Jesus? 510 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:12,897 Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus. 511 00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:14,882 No! 512 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,468 You see, I'm more middle management for the company. 513 00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,595 The company? What company? 514 00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:20,706 Here. 515 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,724 Take this. It'll explain everything. 516 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,495 What do you want me to do with that? 517 00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:29,062 - I want you to suck it. - You suck it! 518 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,190 - No, it's for you to suck. - I'm not sucking that! 519 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:32,858 - Suck it. - I don't know where it's been! 520 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:35,903 It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you. 521 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,071 Don't you wanna know... 522 00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:39,052 where babies really come from? 523 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:43,118 Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk. 524 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,496 Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah. 525 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,998 Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie. 526 00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:50,209 It goes by many names. 527 00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:53,270 But through its power, you will know the truth. 528 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:01,115 Come on, faster! 529 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:09,293 Mommy! 530 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:24,493 Where are we? 531 00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:26,934 Welcome to Baby Corp! 532 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:34,354 No way. 533 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:37,814 - Thank you. - What? 534 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:42,010 Relax. They can't see us or hear us. 535 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,096 - We're, like, virtual and stuff? - Yep. 536 00:31:44,196 --> 00:31:45,848 - You mean they won't feel this? - Nope. 537 00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:47,182 - Or this? - Nada. 538 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,203 Karate! 539 00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:52,020 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. I can still see you. 540 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,064 So this is where babies come from? 541 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:56,358 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 542 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,484 Magic fairies? 543 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,635 No, my parents told me that... 544 00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,030 What? 545 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,241 No. That's disgusting. 546 00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:06,592 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 547 00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:09,872 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 548 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:13,333 If people knew where babies really came from, they'd never have one. 549 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,210 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 550 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:16,691 Going upsies! 551 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:19,798 So how come I don't remember this place? 552 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:20,799 You did. 553 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:23,260 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 554 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,345 you forget all about Baby Corp. 555 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:26,847 How come you're not normal? 556 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:29,224 A few of us, the best of the best... 557 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:30,955 are selected for the... 558 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,371 For the ultimate honor. 559 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,025 Upper management. 560 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,695 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 561 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:44,126 Nap time in Sector G. 562 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:46,784 So this whole place is run by babies? 563 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:47,910 Yep. 564 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,245 My Dad says, "Those who can, do." 565 00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:51,756 "And those who can't, supervise." 566 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:53,265 Your father is a hippy. 567 00:32:55,017 --> 00:32:56,460 What happens when you grow up? 568 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,461 We don't. 569 00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:00,862 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 570 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:05,219 Back to work! Formula break is over! 571 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:06,804 We're in a crisis here! 572 00:33:06,904 --> 00:33:08,472 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 573 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,556 Who is that? 574 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,309 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 575 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:14,436 What is she screaming about? 576 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:15,947 Well, see this pie chart? 577 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:18,482 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 578 00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:21,110 It represents all the love there is in the world. 579 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,528 - I love pie. - Who doesn't? 580 00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:23,529 - Apple. - Fine. 581 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:24,613 - No, cherry! - Perfect! 582 00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:25,656 - Not pumpkin. - Okay. 583 00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:26,615 That's a vegetable. 584 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:30,296 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 585 00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:33,049 They're stealing all our love! 586 00:33:33,764 --> 00:33:35,332 Just like you did to me. 587 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,433 Exactly. 588 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,669 And if this keeps up... 589 00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,380 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 590 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,506 No pie? 591 00:33:42,606 --> 00:33:44,227 No pie. 592 00:33:52,824 --> 00:33:56,812 So, my mission is to find out what this new puppy is. 593 00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:58,981 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 594 00:33:59,081 --> 00:34:01,817 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 595 00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:04,361 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 596 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:07,156 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 597 00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:09,087 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 598 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:10,843 and him. 599 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:13,598 Now that's a big, fat baby. 600 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,248 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 601 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:20,169 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 602 00:34:20,269 --> 00:34:23,714 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant in the history of the company. 603 00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:25,507 Was? What happened to him? 604 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:27,342 Retired, years ago. 605 00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:29,511 But I still try and live up to his legend. 606 00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:31,346 In every situation, I ask myself... 607 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:33,447 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 608 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,790 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 609 00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:40,355 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 610 00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,746 Come here! 611 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:43,567 I'll get a promotion. 612 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:45,694 The corner office... 613 00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:47,635 with my own private potty. 614 00:34:47,963 --> 00:34:49,281 Wow. 615 00:34:49,381 --> 00:34:51,867 So when you're done, you're coming back here? 616 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:53,619 A-S-A-P, T-i-m. 617 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,371 I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk. 618 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,312 - That's awesome! - I know, right? 619 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,001 - Pew pew. - What? 620 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:04,671 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 621 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:06,965 Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby... 622 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,634 that we sent down to the Templetons? 623 00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:10,344 - I don't know. - You're fired! 624 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:11,303 Oh, no. 625 00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:12,679 You're all fired! 626 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,681 The pet convention is in two days. 627 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,350 If he doesn't come up with answers... 628 00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:18,031 he is fired, retired! 629 00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:19,948 - Gone! - Tour's over. 630 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:24,358 What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about? 631 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,777 She's demanding actual results. 632 00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:29,798 The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing! 633 00:35:31,548 --> 00:35:32,799 That's her! Don't answer it! 634 00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:41,350 Stress nap! 635 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:46,964 If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast... 636 00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:48,715 not only will I not get that promotion... 637 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:50,066 I could get fired! 638 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,886 Hey, relax. 639 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,264 I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right? 640 00:35:55,364 --> 00:35:57,558 Meanwhile, two days goes by like that. 641 00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:58,809 You better start packing. 642 00:35:58,909 --> 00:35:59,580 What? 643 00:36:00,953 --> 00:36:02,396 You don't get it, Templeton. 644 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:05,065 If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula. 645 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:07,151 I will turn into a normal baby... 646 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:09,069 and live here forever with you. 647 00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:10,529 - No! - Yes! 648 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,322 And I promise you this... 649 00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:14,992 Every morning you wake up... 650 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:16,683 I'll be there. 651 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:19,931 Every night, at dinner... 652 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,040 I'll be there. 653 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:23,917 Every birthday party... 654 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,086 I'll be there. 655 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:27,713 Every Christmas! 656 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:29,047 I'll be there 657 00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:31,717 Year after year after year. 658 00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:33,648 We will grow old together. 659 00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:39,119 You and I... 660 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:45,792 will be brothers. 661 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:47,441 Always. 662 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,735 - No. No, this is terrible! - I know. 663 00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,570 - This can't be happening. - But it is! 664 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:52,821 - You can't stay here! - I can't! 665 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:54,615 - Don't panic! - But it feels right! 666 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,596 I know, but we have to fix this. 667 00:36:57,259 --> 00:36:59,328 We have to make sure you don't get fired. 668 00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:00,099 We? 669 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:01,830 We. 670 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:03,221 I will help you... 671 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:05,667 but just to get rid of you. 672 00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:07,018 Deal? 673 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:09,797 Deal. 674 00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:11,590 Here's to never seeing you again. 675 00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:13,151 Back at ya, baby. 676 00:37:16,361 --> 00:37:18,138 Now let's get to work. 677 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:19,779 Come on, come on, come on. 678 00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:21,183 Slice! 679 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:22,704 No, no. 680 00:37:23,619 --> 00:37:25,854 There's nothing here about a new puppy. 681 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:27,356 Aren't you gonna do any work? 682 00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:28,787 I'm very busy delegating. 683 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:30,709 He drains it! 684 00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:34,405 So once we find the file on the new puppy... 685 00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:35,572 what do we do then? 686 00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:37,324 Send in the baby ninjas? 687 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:38,492 Even better. 688 00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:40,411 I'm going to write the perfect memo. 689 00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:41,787 - Boom! - Boom! 690 00:37:41,887 --> 00:37:44,206 Wait. What's a memo? 691 00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:47,626 A memo is something you write to give people information. 692 00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:50,254 That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report? 693 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:52,089 That's so boring. 694 00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:53,465 No, Templeton. 695 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:56,218 Memos are for important things. 696 00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:58,804 A memo can bring people together. 697 00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:01,473 A memo can be a call to arms... 698 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:04,184 a manifesto, a poem. 699 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:07,045 A memo can change the world. 700 00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:10,858 Wow! When you explain it like that... 701 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,579 it still sounds boring. 702 00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:14,653 You'll learn, kid. 703 00:38:14,753 --> 00:38:15,754 You'll learn. 704 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:18,157 Wait a second. This is it! 705 00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:19,658 What? What is it? 706 00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:22,179 Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day. 707 00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:26,957 People take children to a place of business? Why? 708 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:28,542 Because it's awesome! 709 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,669 It's disgusting. 710 00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:32,963 Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co... 711 00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:34,614 and find out what the new puppy is! 712 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:37,694 What's the point? 713 00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:39,386 You're grounded. 714 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:41,527 Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere. 715 00:38:43,073 --> 00:38:45,100 You're right. They think we hate each other. 716 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,894 Hate is a strong word. 717 00:38:46,994 --> 00:38:48,455 It's the right word, but still. 718 00:38:49,246 --> 00:38:52,537 We have to convince them that we're actual brothers. 719 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:53,650 Right. 720 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,291 That we... 721 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:56,737 Loathe? 722 00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:57,905 No. 723 00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:58,906 Like! 724 00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:00,297 No. That we... 725 00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:02,993 La, la, la... 726 00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:04,244 La, la, la... 727 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,645 Le, le, le... 728 00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:08,665 No. 729 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:11,136 No way. No. You don't mean... 730 00:39:11,643 --> 00:39:13,314 Love each other. 731 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,691 I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it. 732 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:20,094 - Here comes the choo-choo train! - No. 733 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,261 - Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. - No choo-choo! 734 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:24,348 Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten! 735 00:39:24,448 --> 00:39:25,974 Who's there? I got a racket! 736 00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:27,392 What's going on in here? 737 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:29,123 I'm just feeding the baby. 738 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:32,249 They're watching. 739 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,584 Choo-choo. 740 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:37,444 Okay. 741 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:38,595 Okay. 742 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:42,055 Choo-choo on that. 743 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:46,328 I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday! 744 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:48,122 Come on, you're putting this thing on! 745 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:50,353 You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk. 746 00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:55,629 - What have you done to me? - Stop! 747 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:57,110 - Get back here! - No! 748 00:39:57,648 --> 00:39:58,649 No way. 749 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:00,692 Come on! 750 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:03,429 Tim, what are you doing in here? 751 00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:04,555 Oh, no. 752 00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:05,706 Hey, what's all the racket? 753 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:08,994 Isn't he adorable? 754 00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:13,188 I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey! 755 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,189 What? 756 00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:15,107 Bummer. 757 00:40:15,207 --> 00:40:16,248 Smile! 758 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:20,070 Smile for the camera. 759 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:21,947 It makes me feel weak. 760 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:24,158 - Who's ticklish? - It doesn't work on me. 761 00:40:24,258 --> 00:40:25,492 - Here? - I'm dead down there. 762 00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:27,343 Come on, everyone has a tickle spot. 763 00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:31,682 "'I don't think I'll fit, ' said Gretel." 764 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:34,501 Come here, look at this. 765 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:36,670 "'I could get in myself.' 766 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,464 "And then, Hansel and Gretel... 767 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:41,049 "pushed the wicked old woman into the oven. 768 00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:44,690 "And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death." 769 00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:51,602 Let me get this straight. 770 00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:54,897 The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive. 771 00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:55,814 Yeah. 772 00:40:55,914 --> 00:40:58,025 No wonder kids are so messed up! 773 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,360 Getting along is exhausting. 774 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,403 Back at ya, Tim. 775 00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:03,572 You should have seen your face in that picture. 776 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:04,713 You were all... 777 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:08,160 I'm not used to being tickled. 778 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,913 Once at a corporate retreat. But those things always get weird. 779 00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:14,314 What? You've never been tickled? What about your parents? 780 00:41:16,768 --> 00:41:18,309 I'm sorry. I forgot. 781 00:41:18,854 --> 00:41:21,423 You didn't have parents, did you? 782 00:41:21,523 --> 00:41:23,864 Tim, I may look like a baby... 783 00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:26,362 but I was born all grown up. 784 00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:30,307 I can't even imagine not being a kid. 785 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,618 You missed out on your whole childhood? 786 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:37,288 You never had someone to love you? 787 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,635 You can't miss what you never had. 788 00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:10,097 Wake up, little halflings! 789 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:12,015 Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. 790 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:13,934 - What? - Rise and shine! 791 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:15,375 Is something wrong? Am I fired? 792 00:42:15,953 --> 00:42:17,438 No, you're late for work. 793 00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:18,439 What? 794 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:20,691 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid. 795 00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,609 You're officially un-grounded. 796 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,040 - Really? - Really. 797 00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:25,988 Can the baby come, too? 798 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:27,322 I don't see why not. 799 00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:29,763 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 800 00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:31,326 Yeah! 801 00:42:31,426 --> 00:42:33,078 I wish I was that excited for work. 802 00:42:33,178 --> 00:42:34,599 Look, it's my spatula. 803 00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:05,594 Yeah, baby. 804 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:13,930 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co. 805 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:28,050 Wow! This is awesome! 806 00:43:28,150 --> 00:43:28,981 And Tim, look! 807 00:43:29,818 --> 00:43:31,595 They have a puppy pool and everything! 808 00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:33,013 Isn't that sanitary? 809 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,494 Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete? 810 00:43:40,412 --> 00:43:42,898 No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby. 811 00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:43,869 Nice call. 812 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,570 Your dad and I have some work to do. 813 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,073 You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us? 814 00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:53,075 We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone... 815 00:43:53,175 --> 00:43:55,016 while we have a little Tim time. 816 00:43:55,427 --> 00:43:56,495 Tim time? 817 00:43:56,595 --> 00:43:59,998 Dad and I know we haven't been able to do as much with you as we used to. 818 00:44:00,098 --> 00:44:01,679 So, what do you say? 819 00:44:10,609 --> 00:44:11,593 No, thanks. 820 00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:13,364 I'd rather spend time with the baby. 821 00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:16,069 - So cute. - That's so sweet. 822 00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:21,311 Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton. 823 00:44:21,411 --> 00:44:24,002 We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home. 824 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,622 You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay? 825 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:28,340 Okay, bye! 826 00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:50,299 That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy. 827 00:44:50,399 --> 00:44:51,884 We'll never get through that door. 828 00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:53,365 No, not that door. 829 00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,034 The doggy door. 830 00:44:57,406 --> 00:44:59,367 But how do we get past the guard? 831 00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:05,814 No, no, no. No way. 832 00:45:05,914 --> 00:45:06,755 No! 833 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:11,543 Itchy, plushy, puppy pants! 834 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:16,325 What a cute, little pup... 835 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:19,161 Yay! 836 00:45:19,261 --> 00:45:20,262 Kids. 837 00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:22,427 Get down. 838 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:28,101 All the way down. 839 00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:32,728 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 840 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:39,907 Arf! 841 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,081 Hey! 842 00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:52,960 Fetch! 843 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,591 What am I doing? 844 00:45:58,050 --> 00:45:58,801 Oh, no! 845 00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:12,940 Yes! 846 00:46:15,901 --> 00:46:16,902 What a good boy. 847 00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:18,785 No. No biting. 848 00:46:21,573 --> 00:46:24,084 Timothy Templeton, office ninja. 849 00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:27,201 - Over here. - What is it? 850 00:46:28,247 --> 00:46:29,578 It's gotta be in here. 851 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,584 It's begging us to go in. 852 00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:38,031 Wow. 853 00:46:38,131 --> 00:46:40,012 That's a lot of paperwork. 854 00:46:40,592 --> 00:46:42,473 I thought puppies shredded everything. 855 00:46:46,807 --> 00:46:48,584 This is getting creepy. 856 00:46:48,684 --> 00:46:50,335 I've come for your soul. 857 00:46:50,435 --> 00:46:51,420 Cut it out! 858 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,691 Wait! 859 00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:55,132 That's it! 860 00:46:55,232 --> 00:46:56,216 The file! 861 00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,937 See! I was right. 862 00:46:58,944 --> 00:47:01,847 No. I've seen this before somewhere. 863 00:47:01,947 --> 00:47:04,016 We've gotta find something to replace it with. 864 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:06,059 You're right. Like another file. 865 00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:07,686 Yes! A file with the same weight. 866 00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:10,063 So it can be placed in the exact same position. 867 00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:12,357 - With the exact same weight. - You already said that. 868 00:47:12,457 --> 00:47:15,235 I know I said it. Hey, you hit me twice. 869 00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:17,112 Make it a third time. Wait! 870 00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:18,803 I think I've seen one here. 871 00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:23,535 Smead manila, pressboard edges. 872 00:47:23,635 --> 00:47:25,913 About 50 ounces. No, 49. 873 00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:26,974 Try this one. 874 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:28,522 Wait! 875 00:47:32,644 --> 00:47:33,695 Now it's perfect. 876 00:47:45,741 --> 00:47:46,742 Yes! 877 00:48:04,343 --> 00:48:05,953 I feel like we should run. 878 00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:08,764 I know, but it's just so mesmerizing. 879 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:11,917 I kind of wanna see how it ends. 880 00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:12,888 Yeah, me too. 881 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,031 Well, that didn't end well. 882 00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,951 What? 883 00:48:31,245 --> 00:48:32,126 What the...? 884 00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:37,693 Thanks for dropping in, kids. 885 00:48:37,793 --> 00:48:39,278 Francis Francis? 886 00:48:39,378 --> 00:48:41,780 I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. 887 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,421 A man of few words. 888 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:45,492 None, in fact. 889 00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:48,053 Can you put your head back on, please? 890 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,760 What is all this? 891 00:48:51,974 --> 00:48:53,333 Surprise! 892 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:56,144 A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that? 893 00:48:56,812 --> 00:48:58,756 You don't recognize me? 894 00:48:58,856 --> 00:49:01,687 Perhaps from my youth! 895 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:07,570 Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby? 896 00:49:08,949 --> 00:49:11,852 He is him? And him is you? 897 00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:14,793 Except older and wrinklier. 898 00:49:17,374 --> 00:49:18,692 That's not right. 899 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:20,861 No. You were my hero! 900 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:22,712 How did you end up here? 901 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:26,617 You know what I do to little kids who ask lots of questions about me? 902 00:49:26,717 --> 00:49:27,968 Eugene! 903 00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:35,683 I read them my story. 904 00:49:37,186 --> 00:49:39,187 And, I baked cookies! 905 00:49:40,439 --> 00:49:41,940 Eugene, my chair. 906 00:49:43,358 --> 00:49:46,804 Now, it all started at Baby Corp... 907 00:49:46,904 --> 00:49:49,389 a long, long time ago. 908 00:49:49,489 --> 00:49:51,892 I was a hotshot executive... 909 00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,769 headed straight to the top. 910 00:49:53,869 --> 00:49:56,230 Everyone loved me. 911 00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:58,732 They gave me a promotion, the corner office... 912 00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:00,234 my very own... 913 00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:01,425 Personal potty? 914 00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:04,446 I had it all. 915 00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:05,547 But then one day... 916 00:50:05,881 --> 00:50:07,908 I made a terrible discovery. 917 00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:10,327 I was getting old. 918 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:12,246 The formula wasn't working anymore. 919 00:50:12,346 --> 00:50:15,624 It turns out I was lactose intolerant. 920 00:50:15,724 --> 00:50:16,959 - No! - Yes! 921 00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:20,087 I got called in to see the board of directors. 922 00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:21,630 Who are the boring directors? 923 00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:24,258 The biggest baby bosses of them all. 924 00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:26,093 I thought they loved me. 925 00:50:26,193 --> 00:50:28,824 But they replaced me with someone new. 926 00:50:29,738 --> 00:50:31,140 Someone younger. 927 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,599 That's horrible. 928 00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:35,477 All of a sudden, she got all the love... 929 00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,312 all the attention. 930 00:50:37,412 --> 00:50:40,315 You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? 931 00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:42,246 It hurts, doesn't it? 932 00:50:43,252 --> 00:50:45,463 Yeah. It does. 933 00:50:48,173 --> 00:50:49,674 And then what happened? 934 00:50:50,342 --> 00:50:51,343 Well... 935 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,091 They fired me! 936 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,457 And took away my special formula. 937 00:50:56,557 --> 00:50:59,478 Then they sent me down to live with a... 938 00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:01,879 - family! - Oh, Francis, no! 939 00:51:01,979 --> 00:51:03,714 Baby Corp betrayed me! 940 00:51:03,814 --> 00:51:07,155 And I'm finally going to get revenge... 941 00:51:08,110 --> 00:51:10,387 with the Forever Puppy. 942 00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:11,722 - Huh? - That's it? 943 00:51:11,822 --> 00:51:12,848 No, no. 944 00:51:12,948 --> 00:51:15,184 Imagine a puppy that never grows up. 945 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:19,104 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 946 00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:22,733 Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world... 947 00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:24,359 they'll be so adorable... 948 00:51:24,459 --> 00:51:25,861 How cute! 949 00:51:25,961 --> 00:51:30,672 ...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again. 950 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,644 The end of Baby Corp! 951 00:51:37,681 --> 00:51:38,916 Please. 952 00:51:39,016 --> 00:51:41,807 A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! 953 00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:43,440 Isn't it? 954 00:51:43,854 --> 00:51:48,405 It was, until you brought me the key ingredient. 955 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,263 My secret formula. 956 00:51:53,363 --> 00:51:55,224 It's mine! It's mine! 957 00:51:55,324 --> 00:51:57,226 It's all mine. 958 00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:58,060 No! 959 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,939 You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp. 960 00:52:02,039 --> 00:52:03,370 - No! - Yes! 961 00:52:03,832 --> 00:52:05,609 You walked right into my trap! 962 00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:07,611 - You'll never get away with this! - Yeah, not if we... 963 00:52:07,711 --> 00:52:09,238 What? Tell? 964 00:52:09,338 --> 00:52:11,615 Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents? 965 00:52:11,715 --> 00:52:12,783 Where are the boys? 966 00:52:12,883 --> 00:52:14,618 I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone. 967 00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:16,912 I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. 968 00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:19,081 So stay out of my way. 969 00:52:19,181 --> 00:52:22,732 I'd hate for them to get terminated. 970 00:52:23,352 --> 00:52:24,795 They'd never leave us alone. 971 00:52:24,895 --> 00:52:25,946 Oh, really? 972 00:52:27,898 --> 00:52:30,426 Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified... 973 00:52:30,526 --> 00:52:33,647 in-house childcare expert. 974 00:52:37,366 --> 00:52:38,737 Oh, no. 975 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:44,064 - Don't be nervous, buddy. - It's only overnight. 976 00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:45,566 We'll be back before you know it. 977 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,747 Besides, you boys are in great hands. 978 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,614 That's right! 979 00:52:52,714 --> 00:52:56,326 Eugenia is practically perfect in every way. 980 00:52:56,426 --> 00:52:57,286 No. 981 00:52:57,386 --> 00:53:00,289 Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to... 982 00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:01,623 Believe me... 983 00:53:01,723 --> 00:53:04,460 Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. 984 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,670 Not for one second. 985 00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:08,481 That's very reassuring. 986 00:53:08,981 --> 00:53:10,902 Now you see them. 987 00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:13,614 And now, you don't. 988 00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:16,914 Too-da-loo! 989 00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:20,585 To the airport! 990 00:53:33,255 --> 00:53:35,407 It's over. I'm through. 991 00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:36,700 What do we do, Templeton? 992 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,743 What do we do? 993 00:53:37,843 --> 00:53:40,287 We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis... 994 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:41,914 before the plane takes off! 995 00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:44,875 Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there? 996 00:53:44,975 --> 00:53:46,856 Okay. There must be something we can do. 997 00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:56,116 Hey, it's not that bad. 998 00:53:58,780 --> 00:53:59,701 Are you okay? 999 00:54:03,035 --> 00:54:04,166 What's the matter with you? 1000 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,421 Don't look at me! 1001 00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:10,296 Oh, no! 1002 00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:12,653 Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby. 1003 00:54:12,753 --> 00:54:15,447 You know, goo-goo, ga-ga. The whole bit! 1004 00:54:15,547 --> 00:54:16,548 Oh, no! 1005 00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:18,720 Gross! 1006 00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:23,789 I'm a ticking baby time bomb! 1007 00:54:23,889 --> 00:54:28,350 I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby! 1008 00:54:28,644 --> 00:54:31,588 Wait a second. That gives me an idea. 1009 00:54:31,688 --> 00:54:32,881 What? What is it? 1010 00:54:32,981 --> 00:54:35,092 I've been through a lot of babysitters... 1011 00:54:35,192 --> 00:54:37,323 and they all fear one thing. 1012 00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:51,483 Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter... 1013 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:54,134 is a healthy dab of margarine. 1014 00:54:55,629 --> 00:54:57,300 Hey, Mr. Lady Man! 1015 00:54:58,215 --> 00:55:00,016 The baby. I think he's sick! 1016 00:55:02,553 --> 00:55:04,184 You gotta do something! 1017 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,391 Oh, the horror! 1018 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:17,396 - Templeton! - Delicious! 1019 00:55:20,737 --> 00:55:22,158 Gross! It got in your mouth! 1020 00:55:22,948 --> 00:55:24,819 It got in my mouth, too! 1021 00:55:26,076 --> 00:55:27,537 I think I'm gonna be sick! 1022 00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:34,133 Swirly! 1023 00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,224 There's only an hour before the plane takes off. 1024 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,910 Let's take the bike. 1025 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:44,221 The bike? 1026 00:55:44,887 --> 00:55:46,178 I don't know. 1027 00:55:47,764 --> 00:55:48,582 Let's move! 1028 00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:49,792 - Okay, but wait right here! - What? 1029 00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,376 Where are you going? Templeton! 1030 00:55:51,476 --> 00:55:52,847 Always wear a helmet. 1031 00:55:55,147 --> 00:55:56,858 Too-da-loo, toilet head! 1032 00:55:59,776 --> 00:56:01,027 You'll never catch us! 1033 00:56:18,086 --> 00:56:19,029 Staci! 1034 00:56:19,129 --> 00:56:20,340 Staci, come in! 1035 00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:22,574 Oh, Staci! 1036 00:56:22,674 --> 00:56:24,451 - Is that you, boss? - Code red! 1037 00:56:24,551 --> 00:56:27,162 I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team! 1038 00:56:27,262 --> 00:56:28,414 On it, boss. 1039 00:56:28,514 --> 00:56:29,373 - Hello! - Hello! 1040 00:56:29,473 --> 00:56:30,791 - Hello! - Code red. 1041 00:56:30,891 --> 00:56:31,522 Got it! 1042 00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:36,380 We got a code red. Repeat... 1043 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,651 We got a code red! 1044 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,010 What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go! 1045 00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:43,303 But that's jaywalking! 1046 00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:44,471 Here, I'll pay your ticket. 1047 00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:45,572 Go! 1048 00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:54,658 I think we lost him! 1049 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:57,964 Oh, no, we didn't! 1050 00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:06,433 Flower power! 1051 00:57:18,605 --> 00:57:20,090 Pow, pow, pow! 1052 00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:21,401 Pow, pow, pow! 1053 00:57:21,817 --> 00:57:22,818 That's my boy! 1054 00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:25,821 Poppy! 1055 00:57:35,914 --> 00:57:37,125 Run, run, run. 1056 00:57:45,924 --> 00:57:46,825 Oh. 1057 00:57:46,925 --> 00:57:48,386 Run, run, run. 1058 00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:10,641 Tim, you've gotta go faster! 1059 00:58:10,741 --> 00:58:12,142 I can't do it! 1060 00:58:12,242 --> 00:58:13,560 You can. 1061 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,813 You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. 1062 00:58:15,913 --> 00:58:17,189 I said eyes ahead, son! 1063 00:58:17,289 --> 00:58:19,525 Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! 1064 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,676 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 1065 00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:25,129 Good! 1066 00:58:25,964 --> 00:58:27,116 Oh! 1067 00:58:27,216 --> 00:58:29,618 My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels! 1068 00:58:29,718 --> 00:58:32,913 Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right! 1069 00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:34,248 What are you talking about? 1070 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:36,959 The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton... 1071 00:58:37,059 --> 00:58:38,627 but rather a wild ride... 1072 00:58:38,727 --> 00:58:39,753 like a ship at sea. 1073 00:58:39,853 --> 00:58:41,255 And you're a sea captain... 1074 00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:43,066 taming a turbulent ocean! 1075 00:58:45,484 --> 00:58:47,695 I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! 1076 00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:52,558 Good! 1077 00:58:52,658 --> 00:58:54,393 Tree! I'm gonna hit it! 1078 00:58:54,493 --> 00:58:56,562 Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed. 1079 00:58:56,662 --> 00:58:58,083 - What? - Aim away from failure! 1080 00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,317 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 1081 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:04,403 Once success is a habit... 1082 00:59:04,503 --> 00:59:05,844 then it's all downhill. 1083 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,656 Look! 1084 00:59:07,756 --> 00:59:09,127 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1085 00:59:11,593 --> 00:59:12,594 - Train! - Choo-choo! 1086 00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:15,354 Stop! 1087 00:59:16,265 --> 00:59:17,776 What are you doing? 1088 00:59:20,102 --> 00:59:22,063 - We're gonna make it. - But I don't have a quote for this! 1089 00:59:37,035 --> 00:59:38,145 You did it! 1090 00:59:38,245 --> 00:59:40,216 No! We did it. 1091 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,875 And all without your training wheels. 1092 00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:50,866 Coming through! 1093 00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:52,201 Baby on board! 1094 00:59:52,301 --> 00:59:53,432 Hang on to your diaper! 1095 00:59:54,887 --> 00:59:56,218 Duck and cover! 1096 00:59:57,931 --> 00:59:59,083 Hold it, buddy! 1097 00:59:59,183 --> 01:00:00,774 I'm gonna need a strip search on two. 1098 01:00:05,564 --> 01:00:07,466 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1099 01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:08,647 Hey, not so fast! 1100 01:00:09,818 --> 01:00:10,819 Oh, no. 1101 01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:14,014 Templeton! 1102 01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:15,535 - Hey! - Sorry! 1103 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:19,948 Hey, where'd you go? 1104 01:00:21,205 --> 01:00:22,106 Oh, no! 1105 01:00:22,206 --> 01:00:23,398 Not again! 1106 01:00:23,498 --> 01:00:24,669 Not now! 1107 01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:27,209 What the...? 1108 01:00:30,881 --> 01:00:31,824 No, no, no! 1109 01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:33,117 Come on! 1110 01:00:33,217 --> 01:00:35,119 I think I ate $1.75. 1111 01:00:35,219 --> 01:00:38,470 Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad! 1112 01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:40,416 Hurry now! Move! 1113 01:00:40,516 --> 01:00:41,583 We don't wanna miss our flight! 1114 01:00:41,683 --> 01:00:43,314 - No! - I warned you! 1115 01:00:44,144 --> 01:00:45,155 Wait! 1116 01:00:46,647 --> 01:00:47,965 - No! - No. 1117 01:00:48,065 --> 01:00:49,866 Mom, Dad! Stop! 1118 01:00:51,777 --> 01:00:52,608 No! 1119 01:00:53,612 --> 01:00:55,533 No, no, no. 1120 01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:01,367 They're gone. 1121 01:01:03,038 --> 01:01:04,079 I failed. 1122 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:08,569 I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you! 1123 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:11,071 What? We would have been here in plenty of time... 1124 01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:13,157 if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! 1125 01:01:13,257 --> 01:01:15,451 We're never going to stop the launch on time. 1126 01:01:15,551 --> 01:01:17,745 Who cares? My parents are in danger. 1127 01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:20,436 I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business. 1128 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:22,541 That's all you ever talk about. 1129 01:01:22,641 --> 01:01:25,169 You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family. 1130 01:01:25,269 --> 01:01:27,212 And you don't know what it's like to have a job! 1131 01:01:27,312 --> 01:01:31,842 You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs! 1132 01:01:31,942 --> 01:01:34,428 Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby. 1133 01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:35,529 You're a baby! 1134 01:01:36,238 --> 01:01:37,347 You take that back. 1135 01:01:37,447 --> 01:01:39,600 My life was perfect until you showed up! 1136 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:42,936 Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you! 1137 01:01:43,036 --> 01:01:44,537 I wish you'd never been born! 1138 01:01:55,674 --> 01:01:57,015 Where are you going? 1139 01:01:59,511 --> 01:02:00,512 Fine! 1140 01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:12,323 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1141 01:02:13,317 --> 01:02:17,278 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1142 01:02:18,447 --> 01:02:20,658 All your life 1143 01:02:22,409 --> 01:02:27,410 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1144 01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:34,196 Would Timothy Templeton please pick up the white courtesy phone? 1145 01:02:34,296 --> 01:02:39,034 Timothy Leslie Templeton, please pick up the white courtesy phone. 1146 01:02:39,134 --> 01:02:40,555 Leslie. 1147 01:02:42,304 --> 01:02:43,205 Hello? 1148 01:02:43,305 --> 01:02:45,476 It's me. Don't hang up, Tim! 1149 01:02:47,476 --> 01:02:51,088 Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired. 1150 01:02:51,188 --> 01:02:52,548 What do you mean? 1151 01:02:52,648 --> 01:02:55,149 Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known. 1152 01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:59,221 So you're right. I don't know what it's like... 1153 01:02:59,321 --> 01:03:00,662 to be part of a family. 1154 01:03:03,075 --> 01:03:04,476 But I do care. 1155 01:03:04,576 --> 01:03:05,727 You do? 1156 01:03:05,827 --> 01:03:07,062 Yeah. 1157 01:03:07,162 --> 01:03:11,108 And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis. 1158 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:12,109 Yeah. 1159 01:03:12,209 --> 01:03:14,040 I can't do this without you, Tim. 1160 01:03:15,128 --> 01:03:16,613 I need you. 1161 01:03:16,713 --> 01:03:19,474 - I guess we do make a pretty good team. - No. 1162 01:03:19,883 --> 01:03:22,995 Literally, I can't reach the door knobs. 1163 01:03:23,095 --> 01:03:24,356 Oh, right. 1164 01:03:25,055 --> 01:03:26,498 Don't worry, Tim. 1165 01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:28,269 We're gonna save your parents. 1166 01:03:29,101 --> 01:03:30,692 And your company. 1167 01:03:31,353 --> 01:03:33,255 But how do we get to Vegas now? 1168 01:03:33,355 --> 01:03:35,476 We're gonna need a miracle. 1169 01:03:45,826 --> 01:03:47,102 Follow that Elvis! 1170 01:03:47,202 --> 01:03:48,203 Why? 1171 01:03:48,704 --> 01:03:50,481 Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas! 1172 01:03:50,581 --> 01:03:51,662 There's another one! 1173 01:03:52,749 --> 01:03:53,830 And another one! 1174 01:03:54,418 --> 01:03:55,669 Elvises everywhere! 1175 01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,092 Tim, there's our flight! 1176 01:03:59,506 --> 01:04:00,757 And there goes our ticket! 1177 01:04:07,848 --> 01:04:09,249 Hey! Don't be cruel! 1178 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:10,520 Sorry! 1179 01:04:11,185 --> 01:04:12,586 - Well, thank you! - Oh, baby! 1180 01:04:12,686 --> 01:04:13,962 Well, thank you very much. 1181 01:04:14,062 --> 01:04:15,063 Hello. 1182 01:04:15,606 --> 01:04:17,424 Hi. 1183 01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:19,259 Ticket please. 1184 01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:20,650 One moment. 1185 01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:24,098 It's been stolen! 1186 01:04:24,198 --> 01:04:26,475 Impersonating an Elvis impersonator? 1187 01:04:26,575 --> 01:04:27,101 Get him! 1188 01:04:27,201 --> 01:04:28,242 Humina, humina, humina. 1189 01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:30,332 Stop! 1190 01:04:31,496 --> 01:04:32,657 The ghost of Elvis! 1191 01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:36,318 We gotta find seats! 1192 01:04:36,418 --> 01:04:37,539 Come on, this way! 1193 01:04:46,762 --> 01:04:48,122 What is this place? 1194 01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:51,500 This, Templeton, is first class. 1195 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,793 Why is it empty? 1196 01:04:52,893 --> 01:04:54,294 No one can afford it. 1197 01:04:54,394 --> 01:04:57,485 That's what makes it so wonderful. 1198 01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:00,175 Hello! This is Captain Ross. 1199 01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:02,302 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1200 01:05:02,402 --> 01:05:05,323 please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off. 1201 01:05:06,448 --> 01:05:07,949 What's the matter, Templeton? 1202 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:12,753 My parents always hold my hand during takeoff. 1203 01:05:20,462 --> 01:05:23,053 Boy, the stocks are crazy today. 1204 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:33,625 Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again. 1205 01:05:33,725 --> 01:05:35,711 As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign. 1206 01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:37,732 What are you two boys doing up here? 1207 01:05:39,314 --> 01:05:41,049 We're Captain Ross's kids. 1208 01:05:41,149 --> 01:05:42,480 He told us to sit here. 1209 01:05:43,193 --> 01:05:45,929 Well, can I get you special guys anything? 1210 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,097 Anything? 1211 01:05:47,197 --> 01:05:48,528 Anything. 1212 01:05:50,492 --> 01:05:52,478 Aye! All right, Francis Francis. 1213 01:05:52,578 --> 01:05:55,209 This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim. 1214 01:05:56,498 --> 01:05:58,650 Oh, please. If only it were that easy. 1215 01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:00,069 What's your plan? 1216 01:06:00,169 --> 01:06:01,710 You're not gonna write a memo, are you? 1217 01:06:03,005 --> 01:06:03,886 No. 1218 01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:06,617 Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right? 1219 01:06:06,717 --> 01:06:07,910 Why don't you give it a try? 1220 01:06:08,010 --> 01:06:09,411 - No, I can't. - It's fun! 1221 01:06:09,511 --> 01:06:11,288 Here, let's get you into character. 1222 01:06:11,388 --> 01:06:12,915 I don't know. I feel silly! 1223 01:06:13,015 --> 01:06:14,833 Go on! Say something mean to him. 1224 01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:16,234 All right, all right, all right. 1225 01:06:18,312 --> 01:06:21,715 So, you went to a community college, is it? 1226 01:06:21,815 --> 01:06:22,716 I don't know. 1227 01:06:22,816 --> 01:06:23,717 Keep going! 1228 01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:27,358 And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? 1229 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,014 See! 1230 01:06:29,114 --> 01:06:30,557 Now you're getting into it. 1231 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:34,728 Well, blow me down. 1232 01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:36,999 Your exit interview is over! 1233 01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:39,581 That was pretty good. 1234 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,068 Who was that guy anyway? 1235 01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:42,749 - The captain! - What? 1236 01:06:44,755 --> 01:06:45,766 En garde! 1237 01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:54,431 Heave! 1238 01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:56,058 Ho! 1239 01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:00,153 Thar she blows! 1240 01:07:06,735 --> 01:07:08,026 Watch your stern! 1241 01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:11,432 - Aye! - Dodge, parry, and thrust! 1242 01:07:11,532 --> 01:07:12,975 Sounds like a heck of a law firm! 1243 01:07:13,075 --> 01:07:15,046 Nice try! Heads up! 1244 01:07:15,577 --> 01:07:17,229 You're fired! 1245 01:07:17,329 --> 01:07:19,898 And here's your severance package. Ha! 1246 01:07:19,998 --> 01:07:22,609 Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1247 01:07:22,709 --> 01:07:23,540 You're not? 1248 01:07:24,211 --> 01:07:26,280 You're supposed to end with "Argh!" 1249 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:27,761 Got it! Argh! 1250 01:07:29,967 --> 01:07:30,993 That's great! 1251 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:32,953 Thanks! I just went with the flow. 1252 01:07:33,053 --> 01:07:35,205 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1253 01:07:35,305 --> 01:07:36,790 on the left side of the plane... 1254 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:40,391 you can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas. 1255 01:07:45,274 --> 01:07:46,425 Land ho! 1256 01:07:46,525 --> 01:07:47,946 Ahoy, matey. 1257 01:07:56,743 --> 01:07:58,020 Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift! 1258 01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,646 - Okay. What? - Let's move. 1259 01:07:59,746 --> 01:08:01,857 - Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? - I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel. 1260 01:08:01,957 --> 01:08:02,900 - Me, too! - Me, too! 1261 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,831 Me, too! 1262 01:08:08,297 --> 01:08:10,074 We've gotta get to the convention center. 1263 01:08:10,174 --> 01:08:11,533 Should we get a taxi? 1264 01:08:11,633 --> 01:08:14,844 Darn! I spent all my per diem. That's more our speed. 1265 01:08:18,307 --> 01:08:19,178 Right. 1266 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,306 Excuse me, ladies. 1267 01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:24,338 Can we get a ride home? 1268 01:08:24,438 --> 01:08:27,939 Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine. 1269 01:08:30,194 --> 01:08:31,720 Where do you live, sweetie? 1270 01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:34,321 The convention center. 1271 01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:40,938 Bye, sweetie! 1272 01:08:41,038 --> 01:08:42,523 Have a fun lady party! 1273 01:08:42,623 --> 01:08:44,044 Chicks dig babies. 1274 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:47,716 The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea. 1275 01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:52,533 Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here? 1276 01:08:52,633 --> 01:08:53,450 Tim! 1277 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:54,551 Over there. 1278 01:08:54,885 --> 01:08:56,370 Okay, now where's Puppy Co? 1279 01:08:56,470 --> 01:08:58,580 Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co... 1280 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,431 Aha! Here it is. Found it! 1281 01:09:03,852 --> 01:09:05,103 But how did you...? 1282 01:09:05,687 --> 01:09:07,518 Hey! Where'd you go? 1283 01:09:12,402 --> 01:09:13,403 Not again! 1284 01:09:14,863 --> 01:09:16,664 Come on! I need you! 1285 01:09:17,533 --> 01:09:18,744 I'm back! I'm back. 1286 01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:21,395 What's going on? 1287 01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:22,604 That's right. 1288 01:09:22,704 --> 01:09:26,650 We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. 1289 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,485 In every country! 1290 01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:33,256 We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. 1291 01:09:36,134 --> 01:09:38,287 - Tim, there they are! - Mom, Dad! 1292 01:09:38,387 --> 01:09:40,622 Imagine a puppy that never grows up... 1293 01:09:40,722 --> 01:09:42,643 never gets old. 1294 01:09:43,308 --> 01:09:47,479 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1295 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:52,009 I give you the only thing you'll ever love... 1296 01:09:52,109 --> 01:09:54,490 the Forever Puppy! 1297 01:09:59,575 --> 01:10:00,586 Mommy? 1298 01:10:03,161 --> 01:10:04,582 Avert your eyes, Templeton! 1299 01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:08,827 Hey! What are you doing here? 1300 01:10:10,085 --> 01:10:10,986 Mom, Dad! 1301 01:10:11,086 --> 01:10:12,488 What are they doing here? 1302 01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:14,323 What are Tim and the baby doing here? 1303 01:10:14,423 --> 01:10:16,825 What are any of us doing here, really? 1304 01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:18,676 What is going on here? 1305 01:10:19,178 --> 01:10:20,162 He's got my parents! 1306 01:10:20,262 --> 01:10:22,164 We're really here to get them. 1307 01:10:22,264 --> 01:10:23,082 Get them! 1308 01:10:23,182 --> 01:10:25,483 Get the Forever Puppy! 1309 01:10:26,768 --> 01:10:28,019 We've got to get backstage. 1310 01:10:30,939 --> 01:10:32,110 In there! 1311 01:10:33,775 --> 01:10:34,776 Run! 1312 01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:40,161 Go, go, go! 1313 01:10:42,451 --> 01:10:44,992 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! 1314 01:10:49,124 --> 01:10:50,135 Yes! 1315 01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:56,304 Fart. Poop. Doodie. 1316 01:10:57,216 --> 01:10:59,547 Look at all that formula. 1317 01:11:05,599 --> 01:11:07,584 Now that's how you launch a product. 1318 01:11:07,684 --> 01:11:08,355 Oh, no! 1319 01:11:09,353 --> 01:11:11,024 He's putting them under the rocket! 1320 01:11:22,991 --> 01:11:25,332 Elvis has left the building! 1321 01:11:29,498 --> 01:11:31,108 Mom, Dad... 1322 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:32,234 I'm coming! 1323 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:34,385 Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go! 1324 01:11:38,507 --> 01:11:39,742 Launch initiated. 1325 01:11:39,842 --> 01:11:43,893 I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it! 1326 01:11:44,221 --> 01:11:45,222 No! 1327 01:11:46,431 --> 01:11:49,042 Baby Corp stole all the love from me... 1328 01:11:49,142 --> 01:11:51,378 and now I'm going to take it back from them. 1329 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:53,059 You should understand what I'm talking about. 1330 01:11:53,564 --> 01:11:56,550 You got replaced just like me! 1331 01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:58,302 No! I'm nothing like you! 1332 01:11:58,402 --> 01:11:59,470 Bratty kid! 1333 01:11:59,570 --> 01:12:02,139 Let our parents go! His parents. The parents. 1334 01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:03,265 Yeah! 1335 01:12:03,365 --> 01:12:05,768 You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! 1336 01:12:05,868 --> 01:12:06,769 But no! 1337 01:12:06,869 --> 01:12:07,790 You blew it! 1338 01:12:08,203 --> 01:12:10,314 You let that baby boss you around. 1339 01:12:10,414 --> 01:12:11,523 He doesn't work for me. 1340 01:12:11,623 --> 01:12:13,044 We're partners! 1341 01:12:14,293 --> 01:12:15,754 I'm not ticklish. 1342 01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:17,696 Hey! Where's the baby? 1343 01:12:17,796 --> 01:12:19,281 Everyone has a tickle spot! 1344 01:12:19,381 --> 01:12:20,199 My ears! 1345 01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:21,630 Stop it! 1346 01:12:23,218 --> 01:12:24,469 Little brats! 1347 01:12:31,059 --> 01:12:34,588 Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. 1348 01:12:34,688 --> 01:12:36,548 Not you, not anybody! 1349 01:12:36,648 --> 01:12:38,217 Baby Corp is through. 1350 01:12:38,317 --> 01:12:39,843 I win! Ha! 1351 01:12:39,943 --> 01:12:40,824 Wrong! 1352 01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:43,659 You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1353 01:12:44,907 --> 01:12:46,809 - That's right! - What? 1354 01:12:46,909 --> 01:12:48,644 You're supposed to end with... 1355 01:12:48,744 --> 01:12:49,915 Argh! 1356 01:12:50,746 --> 01:12:51,787 En garde! 1357 01:12:54,249 --> 01:12:55,150 You're fired! 1358 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:57,251 And here's your severance package! 1359 01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:05,223 Take that, you scurvy scallywag! 1360 01:13:06,178 --> 01:13:07,969 One minute and counting. 1361 01:13:11,433 --> 01:13:12,684 - Help! - Anybody! 1362 01:13:13,685 --> 01:13:16,436 Tim! What are you doing? 1363 01:13:18,232 --> 01:13:19,233 No! 1364 01:13:19,566 --> 01:13:21,176 Mom, Dad, I'm coming! 1365 01:13:21,276 --> 01:13:22,357 Is that you? 1366 01:13:22,736 --> 01:13:24,680 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! 1367 01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,306 - Are you okay? - Is the baby all right? 1368 01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,433 Yes, the baby's fine. 1369 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:28,767 Who was that? 1370 01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:30,436 That was me! 1371 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:31,617 The baby's fine. 1372 01:13:33,247 --> 01:13:34,606 It won't budge! 1373 01:13:34,706 --> 01:13:35,983 What's happening? 1374 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,044 Wait a second! 1375 01:13:37,376 --> 01:13:38,610 Hey. 1376 01:13:38,710 --> 01:13:40,112 I know a way to move my parents. 1377 01:13:40,212 --> 01:13:41,383 - How? - We can use the puppies! 1378 01:13:41,964 --> 01:13:42,765 Upsies. 1379 01:13:43,382 --> 01:13:44,616 I need upsies. 1380 01:13:44,716 --> 01:13:46,201 But what if you "go baby" again? 1381 01:13:46,301 --> 01:13:48,495 It'll be fine. Fine, fine. 1382 01:13:48,595 --> 01:13:49,538 Fine! 1383 01:13:49,638 --> 01:13:51,039 It'll be fine. 1384 01:13:51,139 --> 01:13:52,600 Hang on to your diaper! 1385 01:14:03,318 --> 01:14:04,511 We're moving! 1386 01:14:04,611 --> 01:14:05,888 Why are we moving? 1387 01:14:05,988 --> 01:14:07,409 All right, Mom and Dad, hang on! 1388 01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:10,642 T-minus 30 seconds. 1389 01:14:10,742 --> 01:14:12,163 Oh, no! Wait! 1390 01:14:12,786 --> 01:14:13,896 Hold on! 1391 01:14:13,996 --> 01:14:15,247 Go, Tim! Get your parents... 1392 01:14:15,747 --> 01:14:16,918 out of here. 1393 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,291 You've gotta jump! 1394 01:14:19,793 --> 01:14:21,464 Come on, it's a piece of cake! 1395 01:14:22,421 --> 01:14:24,592 No! No patty cake! Get down! 1396 01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:29,095 Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry! 1397 01:14:30,929 --> 01:14:32,010 20 seconds. 1398 01:14:37,186 --> 01:14:38,977 15 seconds. 1399 01:14:44,484 --> 01:14:48,285 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1400 01:14:49,781 --> 01:14:53,542 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1401 01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:57,502 All your life 1402 01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:03,667 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1403 01:15:05,297 --> 01:15:06,448 - Three... - Gotcha! 1404 01:15:06,548 --> 01:15:08,534 ...two, one. 1405 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:09,685 Blast off! 1406 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:23,649 Yeah! 1407 01:15:25,484 --> 01:15:27,495 Hey, are you still in there? 1408 01:15:29,154 --> 01:15:30,075 Aha! 1409 01:15:34,284 --> 01:15:35,686 What happened? Did we win? 1410 01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:36,687 - We won! - We won? 1411 01:15:36,787 --> 01:15:39,498 - We won, we won, we won! - We won! Yes! 1412 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,172 Victory nap! 1413 01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:47,918 You ruined everything! 1414 01:15:50,551 --> 01:15:52,536 It's not fair! It's not fair! 1415 01:15:52,636 --> 01:15:53,677 That's not right. 1416 01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:56,206 Now you're really going to pay! 1417 01:15:56,306 --> 01:15:59,267 Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size! 1418 01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:02,271 What? 1419 01:16:04,064 --> 01:16:05,924 Eugene! You put me down! 1420 01:16:06,024 --> 01:16:07,865 You hear me? I am the boss of you! 1421 01:16:15,617 --> 01:16:18,158 This time, we'll raise him right. 1422 01:16:22,124 --> 01:16:24,545 I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine. 1423 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,278 Tim, what's happening? 1424 01:16:26,378 --> 01:16:27,959 Mom, Dad, hold on! 1425 01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:30,380 Yes! 1426 01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:32,284 - Tim? - Tim! 1427 01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:33,952 Tim! Are you okay? 1428 01:16:34,052 --> 01:16:35,204 I'm fine. We're fine. 1429 01:16:35,304 --> 01:16:36,413 You saved us. 1430 01:16:36,513 --> 01:16:37,831 You're our hero. 1431 01:16:37,931 --> 01:16:39,352 And a great big brother. 1432 01:16:40,559 --> 01:16:42,628 We love you both so much. 1433 01:16:42,728 --> 01:16:43,921 Both of us? 1434 01:16:44,021 --> 01:16:45,652 With all our heart. 1435 01:16:49,818 --> 01:16:51,529 Let's go home. 1436 01:16:59,244 --> 01:17:00,755 How do I look? 1437 01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:05,418 You look great. 1438 01:17:13,967 --> 01:17:15,869 Well, team, good job. 1439 01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:19,430 Staci, this letter should get you into the school of your choice. 1440 01:17:21,975 --> 01:17:23,877 - Kindergarten? - That's right. 1441 01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:25,421 And if there's anything else... 1442 01:17:25,521 --> 01:17:26,547 How about a raise? 1443 01:17:26,647 --> 01:17:27,923 Staci, you don't get paid. 1444 01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:29,341 - One million ziggity-five! - Eight! 1445 01:17:29,441 --> 01:17:30,342 - A tricycle! - Skates! 1446 01:17:30,442 --> 01:17:31,343 - Candy corn? - Lollipop! 1447 01:17:31,443 --> 01:17:32,444 Deal. 1448 01:17:34,238 --> 01:17:36,014 Best boss ever. 1449 01:17:36,114 --> 01:17:38,809 And you guys don't always have to toe the company line, you know? 1450 01:17:38,909 --> 01:17:40,227 It's okay to think for yourself. 1451 01:17:40,327 --> 01:17:41,228 - No, sir! - No way! 1452 01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,521 That's a terrible idea! 1453 01:17:42,621 --> 01:17:44,064 That's the attitude. 1454 01:17:44,164 --> 01:17:45,315 - You're so right! - You've got it, sir! 1455 01:17:45,415 --> 01:17:46,496 - You're the man! - Absolutely! 1456 01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:49,377 Here you go, big guy. 1457 01:17:50,504 --> 01:17:51,715 You've earned it. 1458 01:17:55,717 --> 01:17:57,048 You wanna hug me, don't you? 1459 01:18:00,639 --> 01:18:02,810 I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay. 1460 01:18:05,894 --> 01:18:08,065 - There, there. - It'll be okay, big guy. 1461 01:18:08,522 --> 01:18:09,523 So... 1462 01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:11,967 you did it. 1463 01:18:12,067 --> 01:18:14,238 No. We did it. 1464 01:18:14,903 --> 01:18:18,182 By the way, congratulations on your promotion. 1465 01:18:18,282 --> 01:18:22,186 The corner office, the private potty. All that stuff. 1466 01:18:22,286 --> 01:18:23,854 But, hey! How about you? 1467 01:18:23,954 --> 01:18:26,045 You have your parents all to yourself. 1468 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,946 So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave? 1469 01:18:33,046 --> 01:18:34,114 Don't worry. 1470 01:18:34,214 --> 01:18:36,784 Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this. 1471 01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:39,765 It'll be like I was never born. 1472 01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:42,224 I almost forgot! 1473 01:18:44,766 --> 01:18:46,668 No way! Lam-Lam! 1474 01:18:46,768 --> 01:18:48,337 - You fixed her. - Yep. 1475 01:18:48,437 --> 01:18:50,768 She's as good as new. She's a tough one. 1476 01:18:52,357 --> 01:18:54,843 Well, I guess we both got what we wanted. 1477 01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:56,404 It's a win-win. 1478 01:19:08,457 --> 01:19:09,650 Probably should... 1479 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:10,751 Yeah. 1480 01:19:11,293 --> 01:19:13,904 So, stay in school. 1481 01:19:14,004 --> 01:19:16,115 I don't really have a choice. 1482 01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:17,226 Yeah, right. 1483 01:19:18,592 --> 01:19:20,433 - Goodbye, Tim. - Bye. 1484 01:19:35,025 --> 01:19:36,566 Yeah, right. 1485 01:20:05,264 --> 01:20:07,275 He left as suddenly as he arrived. 1486 01:20:07,724 --> 01:20:08,584 Bye. 1487 01:20:08,684 --> 01:20:11,905 Finally, my life was perfect again. 1488 01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:19,303 Forget about the baby. 1489 01:20:19,403 --> 01:20:21,864 Forget about the baby. 1490 01:20:36,545 --> 01:20:37,613 Oopsies! 1491 01:20:37,713 --> 01:20:38,924 Pardon me, big fella. 1492 01:20:58,775 --> 01:21:01,236 Surprise! 1493 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,371 Hooray! 1494 01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:40,941 Forget about the baby? 1495 01:21:42,361 --> 01:21:43,902 No, thanks. I'm good. 1496 01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:45,532 Okie-dokie. 1497 01:23:21,210 --> 01:23:22,291 Argh. 1498 01:23:36,517 --> 01:23:38,043 Dear Boss Baby... 1499 01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:40,045 I don't usually write very much... 1500 01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:43,257 but now I know that memos are very important things. 1501 01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:45,676 Even though I never went to business school... 1502 01:23:45,776 --> 01:23:48,053 I did learn to share in kindergarten. 1503 01:23:48,153 --> 01:23:50,931 And if there isn't enough love for the two of us... 1504 01:23:51,031 --> 01:23:53,372 then I wanna give you all of mine. 1505 01:24:23,146 --> 01:24:24,882 I would like to offer you a job. 1506 01:24:24,982 --> 01:24:26,175 It will be hard work... 1507 01:24:26,275 --> 01:24:28,326 and there will be no pay. 1508 01:24:29,111 --> 01:24:32,112 But the good news is that you can never be fired. 1509 01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:35,330 And I promise you this. 1510 01:24:35,868 --> 01:24:38,604 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 1511 01:24:38,704 --> 01:24:41,106 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 1512 01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:43,776 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning... 1513 01:24:43,876 --> 01:24:45,037 I will be there. 1514 01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:50,169 Year after year after year. 1515 01:24:55,971 --> 01:24:58,102 We will grow old together. 1516 01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:01,645 And you and I will always... 1517 01:25:02,561 --> 01:25:03,402 ...be brothers. 1518 01:25:04,146 --> 01:25:05,147 Always. 1519 01:25:26,001 --> 01:25:29,052 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 1520 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:33,534 What's the point, Wizzie? 1521 01:25:33,634 --> 01:25:35,953 Because it's 7:00 a.m. 1522 01:25:36,053 --> 01:25:38,764 I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult. 1523 01:25:43,310 --> 01:25:45,045 It's okay, little halfling. 1524 01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:47,047 Sometimes, I get confused too. 1525 01:25:47,147 --> 01:25:49,758 Especially during daylight savings time. 1526 01:25:49,858 --> 01:25:51,760 Spring forward, fall back. 1527 01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:54,138 We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! 1528 01:25:54,238 --> 01:25:57,808 There is no spring, only darkness and winter! 1529 01:25:57,908 --> 01:26:00,269 I'm not confused at all, Wizzie. 1530 01:26:00,369 --> 01:26:01,450 I just miss him. 1531 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:17,093 Tim, look who's here! 1532 01:26:17,845 --> 01:26:19,496 It's your new baby... 1533 01:26:19,596 --> 01:26:20,677 Brother! 1534 01:26:21,473 --> 01:26:23,000 You're here! You're really here! 1535 01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:24,334 Gentle, gentle. 1536 01:26:24,434 --> 01:26:26,445 You came back! 1537 01:26:27,187 --> 01:26:30,358 Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton. 1538 01:26:30,816 --> 01:26:31,817 Lindsey? 1539 01:26:34,653 --> 01:26:36,597 Who's ticklish? Who's ticklish? 1540 01:26:36,697 --> 01:26:37,908 Here you go. 1541 01:26:42,035 --> 01:26:44,196 So, that's my story. 1542 01:26:45,914 --> 01:26:47,125 Our story. 1543 01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:51,674 Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending. 1544 01:26:53,672 --> 01:26:55,783 Is that a true story, Daddy? 1545 01:26:55,883 --> 01:26:58,118 Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it. 1546 01:26:58,218 --> 01:27:00,037 - But you know what I found out? - What? 1547 01:27:00,137 --> 01:27:02,456 There's plenty of love for everyone. 1548 01:27:02,556 --> 01:27:03,582 Even me? 1549 01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:05,250 Especially you. 1550 01:27:05,350 --> 01:27:06,794 Just ask your Uncle Ted. 1551 01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:09,296 Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister. 1552 01:27:09,396 --> 01:27:10,714 I wanted a horse. 1553 01:27:10,814 --> 01:27:13,467 Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse. 1554 01:27:13,567 --> 01:27:16,386 You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie. 1555 01:27:16,486 --> 01:27:18,067 Back at ya, Lindsey. 1556 01:27:28,457 --> 01:27:30,458 Hi there, baby sister. 1557 01:30:24,299 --> 01:30:25,117 Argh! 1558 01:30:25,217 --> 01:30:26,493 All right, guys. 1559 01:30:26,593 --> 01:30:27,703 Time for bed. 1560 01:30:27,803 --> 01:30:29,955 Come on, Mom. Just a little longer. 1561 01:30:30,055 --> 01:30:31,346 Okay. 1562 01:37:09,621 --> 01:37:13,108 Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave. 1563 01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:16,629 Go and live your peasant lives. 1564 01:37:17,671 --> 01:37:19,132 Be gone with you! 104790