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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,098 [woman] So, we took a look at your CT scans. 2 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,058 [Michael] Mm-hmm. 3 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,811 [woman] And we do see a large mass in your stomach 4 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,939 as well as several lesions on your liver. 5 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,942 At this point, I recommend that you see a specialist, 6 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,904 and I can help you with a recommendation and get you a list of people. 7 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,697 And then go from there. 8 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,118 [Michael] What kind of specialist? 9 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,621 [clicks tongue] An oncologist. 10 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,668 -That's the cancer one? -Yes. 11 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,881 -So, you think it's bad? -We don't really know, 12 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,509 which is why I think it's important for you to see a specialist. 13 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,554 He'll do a biopsy, more tests and... 14 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,806 What do you think though? What do you think about it? 15 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,516 You've seen it and all. What do you think? 16 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,185 -Do you know how bad it is? -At this point, I don't really know. 17 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:03,313 But you can tell us something, right? Can you tell us something? 18 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,815 -[Andy] Don't you have to say-- -It's okay. 19 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,234 -I don't think she-- -She doesn't-- 20 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,319 I think... I think... How about... All right, listen. 21 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,905 How about this? How about I'm gonna make a statement? 22 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,950 And if it's a true statement, you don't have to correct me. 23 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,412 And you don't have to say anything to me. 24 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:22,874 Okay? So is what Michael has... 25 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,502 incurable? 26 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,171 Dude, that's a question. You gotta... It has to be-- 27 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,756 It has to be a statement. All right. 28 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,924 So, my statement is... 29 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,260 -what Michael has is incurable. -That's it. 30 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,181 Do you understand the game? 'Cause you're not saying anything. 31 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,350 I don't know if that's... I don't know... 32 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,686 if that's cause you understand what we... 33 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,438 Did you see All the President's Men? 34 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:49,526 Um, remind me of your relationship. How do you know each other? 35 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:51,862 Oh. Uh... 36 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,031 -We're, uh... We're neighbors. -Yeah. 37 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,283 -Okay. -I live on top of him. 38 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,869 [upbeat music plays] 39 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,954 [clattering] 40 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,550 [Andy] There's still shit in the bottom of this. 41 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,676 [Michael] Yeah, there is. 42 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,428 [Andy] It's gross. I'm not reaching in there. 43 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,679 [Michael] I know. I'll get it. 44 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,264 [Andy] And the ball's gonna be gross. 45 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:22,684 -[Michael] Okay. Did you serve yesterday? -[Andy] Yeah. Yeah, it's your serve. 46 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:23,977 Hold on. 47 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,940 Hold on. Go. 48 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,657 [inaudible] 49 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,485 [inaudible] 50 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,135 [Andy] So, uh... 51 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,220 that, uh, cancer thing. 52 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,432 -What happened with the specialist guy? -He was special. 53 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,352 All right. Come on, Michael. 54 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,817 Don't... Don't drop it! 55 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,928 I'll... tell you what happened at lunch today. 56 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,305 [Michael] What's up? 57 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,599 I was at the diner next to my office. 58 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,641 Yeah. 59 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,811 I had that booth by the window, and... 60 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:33,482 this guy floats by the window. Guy just floats by the window. 61 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,820 I mean, he floats. I mean, I just see... I can't see his bottom. 62 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:39,821 Yeah. 63 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,449 His bottom ain't moving. You can tell he's not moving. You know... 64 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:44,576 He floated by the window. 65 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,830 -He was probably on a hover board. -Skateboard? 66 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,209 No, that... You know, those things those kids do. They put it on their feet-- 67 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,045 Yeah, I know he was on a hover board but it just started me thinking. 68 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,713 Just saw a guy hover. 69 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,508 Can you imagine that? That would screw up your whole life. 70 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,384 So, he hovered? So what? 71 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,721 If you saw a guy hover, so what? 72 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,473 Yeah, so a guy hovers. 73 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,351 So, life's normal for you right after that? 74 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,061 I don't have a problem with it. 75 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:17,359 So, all rules of reality, thousands of years of science, 76 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,903 everything, now means nothing? It means nothing? 77 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,905 I'll be like, cool. 78 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,408 You wouldn't be cool. You wouldn't be cool if a guy... 79 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,701 Of course I would. 80 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,037 No, you wouldn't. If there was no rules. 81 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,582 You go to put your sneakers on, and they're pumpkins. 82 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,835 You blow your nose, a nickel comes out. 83 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,128 You look in the mirror, your face is a... 84 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,005 Is a peg board. 85 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,215 -I'm fine with that. -Yeah. 86 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,342 I know you're bullshitting. Give me my thing. 87 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,928 My hands are airplanes so just don't look. 88 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,805 Yeah. Well, get on one of them 89 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:50,058 and fly to fucking where guys don't hover. 90 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,185 Because that's where I live. 91 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,773 What are you doing? That's the death punch. 92 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,568 Master! No! 93 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:19,963 [man on TV] Master. 94 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,966 Your death punch is extremely powerful, huh? 95 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,259 Had I landed the punch, 96 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,177 your fate would be sealed. 97 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,305 Three steps in any direction, 98 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,016 and your heart would explode. 99 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,142 And then you'd be dead. 100 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,728 [pants] 101 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,022 [Master laughs] Come, young Chien. 102 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,064 Let's go eat. 103 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:41,651 [Andy] Okay. 104 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,362 There was, uh... 105 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:47,616 -There was five. I took three. -That's not okay. 106 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,452 One's a... One's dwarf one, so it evens out. 107 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,621 Sure hope to see you tomorrow night. 108 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,625 Yeah, Trivial Pursuit. I won the last two of those. 109 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:57,876 Have a good night, Andy. 110 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,086 Hmm. [laughs] See you! 111 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,172 [rain patters] 112 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,724 [Andy] Good night, Michael. 113 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,018 [Michael] Good night, Andy. 114 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:20,106 [Michael grunts and coughs] 115 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,115 [horn honks] 116 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,242 Good morning. 117 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,331 Thank you. 118 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,752 Sir, that's, uh...That's my pen. 119 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:42,754 Thank you. 120 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:49,594 Hi. 121 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,096 Andy? 122 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:52,806 Hmm. 123 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,891 -Hi. -Hi. How are you? 124 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,227 [sighs] 125 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,020 I'm okay. I'm okay. 126 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,647 -Yeah? -Yeah, sure. 127 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,857 Did you have a good weekend? 128 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,693 -My... My weekend? -Mm-hmm. 129 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,486 -[Andy] Yeah, she did it. -[Michael] Who? 130 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,322 [Andy] The new girl. She said, "How are you?" 131 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,533 [Michael] Oh, God, small talk. How'd it go? 132 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,743 [Andy] Horrible. It's horrible. 133 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,787 -Spin. -[Michael exclaims] Damn it. 134 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,764 [cell phone vibrates] 135 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,154 [Dr. Laurey on phone] Unfortunately, your white blood count is... 136 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,990 Uh-huh.And what are my options? 137 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,325 [Dr. Laurey] Well, there are a few options. 138 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,870 [Dr. Laurey continues indistinctly] 139 00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,789 I see. 140 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,048 [Andy] Good night, Michael. 141 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,300 [Michael] Good night, Andy. 142 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:55,178 [microwave beeps] 143 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,768 What have I done? 144 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,944 [Master] You fool! Now you've done it! 145 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,988 You death punched your own master! [laughs] 146 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,086 [sighs shakily] 147 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,512 [Andy] Wait? No. 148 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,806 [Michael] I got it. I got it. 149 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,393 -We're a second-half team. -[chuckles] Yeah. Yeah. 150 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,186 I could give a... 151 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,021 a great... 152 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,066 half-time speech if I was a coach. I... 153 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,361 I really have this best speech I've ever heard at half-time. 154 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,572 -[Michael] What is it? -[Andy] I'm working on it. 155 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,657 I think it's "fatty pork." 156 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,118 It's not "fatty pork." I... 157 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,496 -I made the shirt. I know it's not-- -You made it about two years ago. 158 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,082 -You still remember what it is? -It was a year and a half ago, 159 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,042 and if it was "fatty pork", there'd be two T's. 160 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,794 There'd be another T right there. 161 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,715 It's a "satay fork." Little fork. Little appetizer fork. 162 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,426 No, it's not-- Nothing in the kitchen. Get out of the kitchen. 163 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,971 I'll give you that info, and that's it. 164 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,558 That's a good one. That was a year and a half... 165 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:29,189 Sort of think... I like that it bothers you. 166 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:34,110 Did you eat my cashews? I have no cashews left. 167 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,949 I just got walnuts. 168 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,334 I could tell you. Want me to tell you? 169 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,545 I saw the oncologist and... 170 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,926 I saw a second oncologist. He, um... 171 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,683 Long story, but they, um... 172 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,228 You know, there's nothing they can do. 173 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,521 So... 174 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,816 [stammers] it's... 175 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,693 It's that. 176 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,529 The dying part is... 177 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,326 Meh. It's meh. 178 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,834 The hospital, the tubes, the bloating. I don't want any part of that. 179 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,589 So, I'm thinking... 180 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,427 before... 181 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,972 before it gets bad... 182 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,101 I want to... 183 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,270 end it... 184 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,315 They got a whole process. If you get less than six months they give you this... 185 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,484 these pills you can take. 186 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,736 And you can do it at home. 187 00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,779 Sounds... 188 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,322 You know. 189 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,950 But I don't want to do it alone and... 190 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,579 I was hoping you would help me out. 191 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,294 Me? 192 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,257 Uh... 193 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,634 Do... I mean... 194 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,264 The way... 195 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,644 You gotta... You can't give up. Huh? You gotta... 196 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,606 You can't do that. Miracles happen, right? 197 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,445 What about the guys who say, "You got six months to live" and... 198 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,905 next thing you know, he's climbing Mount Everest. 199 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,326 Jim Abbott had one arm. Remember Jim Abbott on the Yankees? 200 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,410 He had one arm. 201 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,995 He pitched a no-hitter. 202 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,913 He didn't give up. 203 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,833 You don't give up, Michael. 204 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,712 They already gave me the prescription. 205 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,549 They can do that? They can just give you that... 206 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,634 medicine that kills you? 207 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,552 Yeah. 208 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,599 I don't want you to look at me like this. 209 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,269 But I was not gonna tell you 210 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,772 'cause I didn't want it to change things, you know? 211 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,525 You know... 212 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,861 I want to make some pizzas. 213 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,489 I want to watch some movies. 214 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,742 I want to play some Paddleton. 215 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,243 You know? 216 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,164 [sighs deeply] 217 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,048 Yeah? 218 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,466 Okay. 219 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,641 Should we play the second half? 220 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,351 Yeah, right? We gotta. 221 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,272 [Michael] It's your serve. 222 00:14:58,940 --> 00:14:59,774 Lay it out. 223 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,628 [shouts and exerts] 224 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,255 [Andy] These are all pretty far away. 225 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,090 [Michael] What's that? 226 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,343 The places where your doctor said we could fulfill the... 227 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,887 prescription. The closest one is... 228 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,764 almost six hours. 229 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,182 -Six hours? -Yeah. 230 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,935 [Andy] A lot of pharmacies won't fill it 'cause of moral reasons. 231 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,146 All right, Guess we're gonna do a little road trip. 232 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,564 What does that mean? Road trip? 233 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,109 You don't just do a road trip, right? 234 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,068 [fire alarm beeps] 235 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,611 What do you mean, what does that mean? 236 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,906 We'll drive there. We'll get the meds, we'll find a place... 237 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,285 Your stove burnt the pizza up. It's burnt. 238 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,619 Fuck! 239 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,788 [Andy] Come on! 240 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,832 It's ruined now. It's ruined. 241 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,333 -Hold on. -[Andy] No, I'm not gonna. 242 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,419 We can't eat that. We gotta eat something else. 243 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,504 -[Michael] It's not that bad. -What are we gonna eat? 244 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,424 -Nice work. -Look at that piece of shit! 245 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,842 Ah, this is fucked! 246 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,594 You gonna eat that still? 247 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,721 [Michael] It's gonna be good. 248 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,776 Grab a plate. 249 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,032 I'll try it. 250 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,074 All right. 251 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,245 [Andy] How about the air in the tires? 252 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,624 [Michael] Yeah, I put a bunch in. It's okay. 253 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,292 [Andy] Not too much though, right? 254 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,503 There's no such thing as too much air. 255 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,921 Oh, yeah there is. 256 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:46,923 Huh? 257 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,342 How about the Hindenberg? 258 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,344 That was helium. 259 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,429 Yeah, but it was too much. 260 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,643 [Andy] Hey, I had some oatmeal so I'm gonna need a bathroom in two hours. 261 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,938 [Michael] But you also had a second coffee, so maybe 90 minutes? 262 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,530 [Andy] I can still see. 263 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,032 -[Michael] What do you see? -I see everything. 264 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,535 I see everything. Yeah, I do. There's a tree. There's a... 265 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,036 What's that? 266 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,330 A person or a chicken. 267 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,374 If you had to live like this... 268 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,086 You could adapt. That's the great thing about the human mind. 269 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,630 This is how bees see. 270 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,344 [Andy] How many wishes would a genie have to give you where... 271 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,598 one of those wishes would be sand off? 272 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,641 What's sand off? 273 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,977 Whenever you said "sand off"... 274 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,606 every grain of sand that was on your body fell off. 275 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,026 Twelve hundred, maybe? 276 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,696 No, ten. If they gave me ten, I would do it. 277 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,992 You can only think of nine wishes before you get to sand off? 278 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,493 How many you need? 279 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,078 Okay, uh... 280 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,079 your first one. 281 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,123 All the cancer's gone. 282 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,209 Then a billion dollars, flying, whatever. 283 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,377 Invisible. 284 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,672 Invisible, and then sand off, yeah. Well, pajamas on. 285 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,301 Pajamas... It's late at night, you're tired. "Pajamas on." 286 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,219 [Andy] You got enough gas? 287 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,096 [Michael] There's a buffer. I think we're okay. 288 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,472 Well, not that big a buffer. 289 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,516 What's the worst case scenario? We run out of gas. 290 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,269 What's the worst case scenario? We run out of gas here, right? 291 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,022 Next thing you know, we're drinking our urine. 292 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,652 How do you get from running out of gas, the next step is drinking urine? 293 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,529 You can hitchhike. You can... 294 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,615 We'll call somebody. We'll walk to the gas station. 295 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,326 -There's nobody out here. -You go right to drinking urine. 296 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,578 [Andy] It's like Twilight Zone out here. 297 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,830 [Michael] How's that half-time speech coming, by the way? 298 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,081 It's good. 299 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,541 Oh, yeah? 300 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,960 I could sell it. But if I told it to a coach, 301 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,296 they'd want to buy it from me. 302 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,673 Hey, guys, gather around. 303 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,134 That's how it starts. Yeah. 304 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,595 -[Michael] That's more like it -[Andy] That's the beginning. 305 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,888 That's it. 306 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:04,393 [cell phone vibrates] 307 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,230 -[Andy] Who is that? What's that? -[Michael] It's my sister. 308 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,194 She knows, right? 309 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,865 She knows about the cancer, but not about the other stuff. 310 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,534 I kind of want to keep that to myself. 311 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:22,912 Oh. 312 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,164 What about me? 313 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,041 No, that's... 314 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,377 That's different. That's, you know... 315 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,836 [Andy] Huh. 316 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,713 Yeah. 317 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,174 -You know? -Yeah. 318 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,092 Yeah. 319 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,427 I get it. 320 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,390 She does small talk, your sister? 321 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,683 Hmm. 322 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:44,975 The queen. 323 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:45,935 Yeah. 324 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,522 Ooh. Ostrich farm. Three miles. 325 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,691 -Uh, yeah. -We're doing that. 326 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,443 Eh... You want to? 327 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,446 -I've never seen an ostrich. -I've seen them. 328 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,865 -I've seen them on TV. -Yeah, but in person, though. 329 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,410 They're kind of nasty, though. 330 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,954 -Really? -They'll run right at you. 331 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,591 Fastest land animal, actually. 332 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,387 -I don't think it is. -Yeah. 333 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,472 Yes, it is. Forty miles an hour. 334 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,435 The cheetah goes... 335 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,104 60 or 65. 336 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,606 Yeah. That's four legs. 337 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,486 Per leg... 338 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,074 they're the fastest. 339 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,787 [upbeat guitar music plays] 340 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,103 [Michael] Okay, I think we're getting close. 341 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,659 [Michael] Looks like a tourist town or something. 342 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,204 [Andy] A lot of windmills in this town. 343 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627 [Michael] You're walking really fast, Andy. 344 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,378 [Andy] I'm not nervous. 345 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,590 We talk to the guy, Phil, and we got a plan, right? Okay. 346 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:43,761 This sinus infection is so awful. 347 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,763 -[pharmacist] I know. -And I feel like I... 348 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,892 I feel like this medication I've taken before and it hasn't worked. 349 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,977 -Give it a try, okay? -Okay. 350 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,979 -Have a good rest of the day. -Thank you. 351 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,564 All right. Bye, bye, Judy. 352 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,193 Hi, guys. What can I do for you? 353 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,821 Hi, there. We're here to see Phil. 354 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,740 Phil's not in today. I'm Dave. I'm standing in for Phil. 355 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,910 We talked to Phil though. You spoke to Phil. 356 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,662 Yeah, we, uh... But... 357 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,082 -Okay. So we should come back. -But I can help you guys. 358 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,542 Yeah, but this is something... 359 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,046 -This is kind of top secret. -I spoke to Phil. It's a... 360 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,841 He was gonna... It's a special medication he was gonna... 361 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,260 -Are you Michael Thompson? -I'm Michael. Yeah. 362 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,970 You want to call Phil maybe? 363 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,681 It's okay. I can handle it. Yeah. 364 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,015 Michael Thompson. 365 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,726 I don't like that. We should come back for Phil. Let's come back. 366 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,520 [Michael] Why are you so obsessed with Phil? 367 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,231 [Andy] What if he puts something wrong in there. Could be dangerous. 368 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,401 Give me one second. I'll get you guys dialed in here. 369 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,611 All right. How are you guys doing today? 370 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,281 [clears throat] Okay. 371 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,036 -There are three medicines involved. -We know all this part. 372 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,788 This is what we did with Phil. That's why... 373 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,706 Phil told us. 374 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,416 If Phil was here he wouldn't say that to us 375 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,917 'cause we already spoke to him. 376 00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:00,504 I understand, but Phil told me I had to read these instructions. 377 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,007 It's protocol. 378 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,550 -Okay, go ahead. -Thank you. 379 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:08,554 Okay, so you'll be taking two of these one hour before taking the drink. 380 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,723 This one is for anxiety. 381 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:14,143 This one is for nausea. It'll keep you from vomiting. 382 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,395 And this one ran all the way home. 383 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,439 -[Michael] The little piggies. -Yeah. 384 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:24,820 Um, and in the event of vomiting after ingesting the drink, 385 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,239 the patient should have a family member contact 386 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,451 their referring physician to determine a course of action. 387 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,494 This big one... 388 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,998 is the medicine you'll be taking last. 389 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,167 There are 100 pills in this bottle, 390 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,962 which is the lethal dose. [clears throat] 391 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,172 Can you ring it up now? 392 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,090 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. 393 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,800 -You're not paying for this. -Oh, no. Yeah. 394 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,928 I didn't tell you about this, but here, take the card. 395 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:51,138 -Take the card and ring it up. -Andy, it's $3,500. 396 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,432 I know what it is. I have more money than you. 397 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,142 -I want to do this. -It's a lot. 398 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,226 I want to do it. 399 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,103 Let me do it. 400 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,230 Thank you. 401 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,025 -[card swipe machine beeps] -I'm sorry, sir. Your card was declined. 402 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,112 It's not declined. You gotta put it through. 403 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,697 -You gotta run it through. -Nice one. 404 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,574 -Okay. -Can you run it through again? 405 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,451 My mistake. I'll give it another shot. 406 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,662 You know that those things glitch a lot. 407 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,206 -Sorry, declined again. -Give me the card. 408 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,958 -Give me the card. -I'll pay for it. 409 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,627 I'm just gonna call the bank up, that's all. 410 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,004 -I can pay for it and you pay me back. -Give me your phone. 411 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,090 Give me your phone. Don't ring anything up, 412 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,176 'cause this'll take one second. I'm gonna call the number right there. 413 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,596 I see the number right there. Give me one second. Don't ring anything up. 414 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,891 You will have to empty the contents 415 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,268 of all 100 pills into a glass 416 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,980 -and mix them with half a cup of water. -It's Andy Freedman. 417 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:45,150 The drink will be a little bitter, but you want to drink it all at once. 418 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,361 [Andy] It's me, though. What do you want me to tell you? 419 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,821 I am out of town. 420 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,365 [Dave] If the patient decides they don't... 421 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,992 You don't... 422 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,995 want to end their life after ingesting 423 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,705 -the medication... -[Andy] Okay. 424 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:00,624 ...they must contact emergency medical services 425 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,002 -to begin lifesaving measures. -[Andy] I'm not yelling. 426 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,380 -I'll stop yelling, but I'm not yelling. -Yeah. 427 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,506 Mm-hmm. 428 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,676 [Andy] Well, send it then. They're gonna send a code. 429 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:11,885 I don't have a phone. 430 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,014 That's why you're supposed to have a phone. 431 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,143 I have e-mail. Can I see my e-mail on your e-mail? 432 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,229 Uh, Phil has his log-in codes. I don't have it. 433 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,024 See? Why don't we wait for Phil? Let's just wait for Phil to come back, 434 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,984 -And none of this happens. -It's gonna be fine 435 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:31,113 Hold on. I sent you my pet name about five years ago. 436 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,489 Is that it? Are we done? 437 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,700 Yes, yes. Uh, yeah, I read it all. 438 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,453 -Let me just pay for it. I got it. -[Andy] Yeah. Why... 439 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,121 -Where does it go? -He's okay? 440 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,664 [Andy] Where does my pet name go? 441 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,623 No! 442 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:46,795 What are you doing? 443 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,339 What do you mean? I'm taking a pain pill. 444 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,966 I don't know. I just... 445 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,343 I thought it was... 446 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,846 [receptionist] Velkommen. 447 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,097 Can I help you? 448 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,518 Hi, we have a reservation for... 449 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,021 -Freedman. -Okay. 450 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,272 I have it right here. 451 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,191 -No, I got it. -Printed it out. 452 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,150 Here you are. 453 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,611 You're all set. I just need a credit card for incidentals... 454 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:14,823 Okay. I'm gonna give you a credit card, but if you could wait until the end to 455 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,117 do whatever you have to do with it. I'll call the bank, 456 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,411 -and it's all gonna be fine. -Let me just... 457 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,080 I'll get this one. 458 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,874 [Andy] Okay, you get it. Put it on his card, but I'm paying for it. 459 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,084 It's all going down. 460 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:28,003 -I'm gonna pay it all back, okay? -That's fine. 461 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,047 -It's 79 a night, yes? -It is. 462 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:31,590 Every penny. 463 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:32,841 All... I'm keeping... 464 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,344 -[receptionist] Okay. -All right, thanks. 465 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,054 So, guys, I got you, um... 466 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,847 two queens. 467 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,349 -Um... -Right. 468 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,476 We have another room with a king. 469 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,353 We don't want two rooms. 470 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,648 I'm sorry. Not two rooms. Would you prefer to have a king? 471 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,195 If you feel more comfortable, we're fine with that. 472 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:55,948 The queens are good. 473 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,976 Guess I'll take that then, right? 474 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,353 [Andy] The bag. I'll hold the bag. 475 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,815 Keep it in my house just so we know where it is. 476 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,283 I mean, I... 477 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,160 I just... 478 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:44,538 Just assumed, you know, I'd hold onto it. 479 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:50,169 I got a safe place in my closet. Up behind the, uh... 480 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,546 the box. I have that... 481 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,883 The Rod Carew rookie card. I got that little... 482 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,386 I don't think anybody's gonna steal it. 483 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:04,516 [Andy] Who knows? Sandy got broken into two times and she's on the ground floor. 484 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,227 They always go to the ground floor first. 485 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,688 I'm up on top. If the water main breaks... 486 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:14,443 over on Hillside and then it floods, I'm up top. 487 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,745 [exhales] 488 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,172 [exhales heavily] 489 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,823 -Cash or charge? -Cash. 490 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,420 [Michael burps] 491 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:03,719 [Andy] You awake now? 492 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,556 Yeah. 493 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,225 -[grunts] Sorry. -[Andy] Yeah. 494 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,269 I slept for a long time, sorry. 495 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,730 I know. It's all right. 496 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,773 [Michael sighs] 497 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:24,865 What's this? 498 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,159 Tree of Wisdom. 499 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:29,703 Andy. 500 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:35,876 Oh, yeah. 501 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,170 Yeah, that's, uh... 502 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,089 Now we got nothing to worry about. 503 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,926 Nothing can go wrong now. 504 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,221 -All right, very funny. -[Andy] It was my idea. 505 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,182 It's very funny. 506 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,017 It's not funny. That's a good idea. 507 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,353 Where's the medication? Where is it? 508 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,729 It's in there. 509 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,397 It's locked up. 510 00:30:57,481 --> 00:31:00,442 We don't got to worry about any of that stuff we were talking about. 511 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,529 What's the code? 512 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,199 The code to what? 513 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,327 [chuckles] Andy. 514 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,288 [Andy] There's no code. 515 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,249 There's a combination. 516 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:17,959 Okay. 517 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,754 What's the combination? 518 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,798 No hints. 519 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,550 Andy, I don't want to play a game right now. 520 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,303 -Can you give me the code? -No, just don't worry about it. 521 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,514 This is the end here. 522 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,859 [Michael] Maybe we should try getting a drink. 523 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,244 [woman] Uh, the sign-up list is still open. 524 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,580 Honestly, if you don't want to do anything, it's just gonna be more of me. 525 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,082 [mic squeaks] 526 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,041 [woman] Okay. 527 00:31:58,792 --> 00:31:59,835 [Andy] Ah. 528 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:02,629 We should drink more. 529 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,214 Right? 530 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,341 I think I'm gonna start drinking. 531 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,344 Yeah. I mean, it's not good for you, but it is good. 532 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,180 So, you feeling ready? 533 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,266 Coach? 534 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,643 -My speech? -Half-time speech. 535 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:19,187 It's not ready yet. I don't want to jinx it. 536 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,397 Hmm. 537 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,858 I stumbled on something that's really gonna be something. 538 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,736 -Hey, Andy? -Yeah. 539 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,656 Is there a half-time speech? 540 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,869 You think I'm lying about that? Why would I lie about it? 541 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,329 Remember that time you told me you spoke Spanish and then... 542 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,707 I over-exaggerated how much I knew, 543 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,127 but that's because I was trying to impress you. We weren't friends yet. 544 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:43,753 I got to pee. 545 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,506 -Definitely get another one. -Okay. 546 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,216 All right, I'll be back. 547 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,851 Gather round, guys. 548 00:32:58,685 --> 00:32:59,811 Gather round, guys. 549 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,272 Take a knee. 550 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,691 Everybody just take a knee. 551 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,944 Do me a favor, guys. Close your eyes. 552 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,238 I want you to close your eyes. 553 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,366 Everybody, close your eyes. I want you to picture something. 554 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,704 We're gonna lose this game. 555 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,248 We're gonna lose this game, guys. 556 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,876 Just listen to me. I'm not gonna lie to you. 557 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,378 The momentum has switched. 558 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:26,713 That's a better team. 559 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,883 No matter what I say here, that ain't gonna turn it around. 560 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,968 We're gonna lose this game. 561 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,554 But so what? I'm proud of you. 562 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,807 I'm proud of you. I don't want to wait to the end 563 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,893 when you're hurting to say that. You guy's are... 564 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,686 You don't need this game. 565 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,564 You're gonna have good lives. You're all good guys. You're gonna... 566 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,441 You're gonna be something in your life. 567 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,860 Murphy, you're gonna be in the Navy, right? 568 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,654 You're gonna be a hero one day. 569 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,657 Cahill, you're a writer. 570 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:55,867 You're gonna live somewhere... 571 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,577 You're gonna live in Connecticut somewhere. 572 00:33:58,411 --> 00:33:59,454 By the water. 573 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,583 And you'll have a drinking problem maybe, but that makes you a better writer. 574 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,795 It's all gonna be okay. 575 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,466 You're gonna have great lives, and maybe you're gonna have a... 576 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:15,512 a little empty feeling in your gut. 577 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,851 And maybe when you lay at night, secretly you're gonna think... 578 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,188 "You know what? 579 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,065 If I could go back... 580 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,986 This is all good, but if I could ever go back... 581 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:35,615 If I could go back in time I would go to the day we lost that big game 582 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,701 and I would play that second half over again." 583 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,996 Well, guess what guys? Open your eyes! You're back! 584 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:59,055 -Okay, now I got it. -[man] Oh, there he is. 585 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,058 -Hey. -Hey. 586 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:03,560 How did this... 587 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:04,477 What's going on? 588 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,189 He was alone. Nobody likes to be alone. I invited him. 589 00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:11,192 Okay, all right. So, now you're over here now? 590 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,862 -Yeah, have a little-- -Get out of my seat. 591 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:17,782 [Michael] No, you stay. You sit. Andy, take my seat. 592 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,409 -Cheers, guys. -Cheers. 593 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,411 -Oh, yeah. -New friends. 594 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:22,996 -[Dave] Cheers, man. -All right. 595 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,497 -[Michael] New friends. -New friends. 596 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,208 So, David was telling me he's a kung fu fan. 597 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,960 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 598 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,462 We were talking, so... 599 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:33,131 Oh, yeah. Of course. You're that too. 600 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,508 -All right. -Yeah. I like kung fu. You like kung fu? 601 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,509 Everybody likes... 602 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,470 Well, have you watched Death Punch? 603 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,430 Yeah, I've seen Death Punch. 604 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,349 And what do you think? 605 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,518 It's pretty good. Not bad. 606 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,522 Not a lot of fighting in it, you know, but... 607 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:50,982 Yeah, it's good. 608 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,610 It's a kung fu movie. It's not about fighting. 609 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:58,156 It's learning about what's inside yourself. 610 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,658 That's what Death Punch is. 611 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,118 -You didn't see that? -I... Well, you know... 612 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,871 I saw it on YouTube. Maybe I missed some parts. 613 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,331 [woman] And I'm back. 614 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,291 The sign-up list is still open. 615 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,127 [Andy] How can you see it on YouTube? You can't see it on YouTube. 616 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:13,296 -It's ridiculous. -All right, well... 617 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:16,633 I don't mean to be, uh... [grunts] 618 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,426 How can you find it on DVD? 619 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,929 You can find it on DVD. You can find it on a VHS. 620 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,223 I recommend watching it on VHS. 621 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,557 -VHS? Really? -Yes. 622 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,894 -Because that's how it's meant to be seen. -Hi, everybody. My name's Michael. 623 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:28,853 Um... 624 00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,398 The... I want to... 625 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,942 do some, um... 626 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,571 I want to honor a movie called Death Punch. 627 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,323 It's my favorite movie in the world. 628 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,033 Nobody watches it. 629 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:44,744 We're always trying to get people to watch it, and they don't. 630 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:48,581 Um, it's hard to find, but it's very important to me. 631 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,084 Uh, so... 632 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,421 Yeah. Death Punch. 633 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,303 The movie begins on Chien, 634 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,432 a young kung fu student... 635 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,601 in the mountains. His moves are graceful and powerful, 636 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,270 but something's missing. 637 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,980 He's not yet complete. 638 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,775 He's attacked by the Master Liu. 639 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,737 And a great battle ensues and... 640 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:23,158 And Liu winds up for what will become known as the Death Punch. 641 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:28,872 And... 642 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,207 He strikes. 643 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,294 But what happens is... 644 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,337 he actually misses... 645 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,466 Chien and he hits the barrel because... 646 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,928 Sorry, I told it wrong. I shouldn't have... 647 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,016 They're the master-and-student relationship, 648 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,350 but you think they're enemies 649 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,311 and that's why it's funny when he hits the barrel 650 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,897 because you think that it's, um... 651 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,316 I kind of messed that up, sorry. But back to the story. 652 00:37:56,399 --> 00:38:00,612 The water starts to jiggle, and Chien sees it and he says, 653 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:04,699 "That's the fear of..." Um... 654 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,538 But, anyhow, this is kind of where you have to see the movie. 655 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,706 Sorry. Um... 656 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,793 Anyway, it's a cool shot because the barrel starts to shake, right? 657 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:17,170 It's rumbling. It's going crazy and... 658 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:18,797 it's... 659 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,423 [rumbles] 660 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,313 And suddenly, the barrel explodes with water. 661 00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:39,609 Oh! He's soaked. 662 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,655 If I had landed that punch, your fate would have been sealed. 663 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,116 Three steps in any direction, and your heart would explode. 664 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,494 And then you'd be dead. 665 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:54,541 Chien, he's stubborn and he learns the Death Punch anyway, by himself. 666 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,877 Alone he learns it. On the hill without a shirt on. 667 00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,171 -Yeah, that part where he trains. -[Andy] Right. 668 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:01,798 -[Michael] But then... -The ninjas come. 669 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:05,343 Ku Woo Tai shows up with 15 ninjas. 670 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,178 -Exactly 15. -Exactly 15 ninjas. 671 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,680 Yes, and put him in a chokehold. 672 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:10,223 Ready? 673 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,016 [Michael] Here you go. You avoid it. 674 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,685 Then he goes, no. 675 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,770 [groans] 676 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,064 Oh, it burns. 677 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,108 [groans] 678 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,610 -What have I done? -Do you see what happens? 679 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,784 [Michael exhales heavily] 680 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,621 I think we're this way. 681 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,747 Over here. 682 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,209 What time is it? 683 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,338 Eleven. Almost eleven. 684 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:48,344 -It's closed. -Yeah, it's closed. 685 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,389 Closes at ten. 686 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:54,767 What? 687 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,061 Yeah? 688 00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,063 Yeah? 689 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,608 I'll fucking do it. 690 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,693 [both groan] 691 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,570 -That's hot. -I love it. 692 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:07,405 I love it. 693 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,657 -[Michael] Woo-hoo. -[chuckles] 694 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,955 Smells though, right? Does it smell a little? Like meat. 695 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:17,707 What do you mean you smell meat? 696 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,417 You don't get that? 697 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,629 -We're in a pot like soup. -I don't smell it. 698 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,088 [Michael] Like people soup. 699 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,465 Let's get some people in here. 700 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,385 I'm gonna go to the bar. I'm gonna get the open-mic girl, 701 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,262 and I'm gonna get David. 702 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,056 -Oh, no. -Go get your friend David. 703 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,766 [Andy] You're not gonna get David. 704 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,226 I almost killed that guy, and he said, uh... 705 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,228 I'm sorry, I was just trying to... 706 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,773 -Oh, it's not your fault. -No, I was, you know... 707 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,442 What? 708 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:45,735 [gate opens] 709 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,695 Oh, shit. The lady's here. 710 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,031 Duck. Duck, duck, duck. Get under water. 711 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,074 Hey, guys. 712 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,493 -Hi. -The pool's closed. 713 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,744 -Closed at nine. -All right. 714 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,829 Sorry, we're gonna get out. 715 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,331 -Yeah, are you drinking? -Okay. 716 00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,166 -Don't come over. -That's against the rules. 717 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,293 No, we're... You don't want to see... 718 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,462 -I'm getting in. -No. 719 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,588 -No. -What? 720 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,007 Is three company? [laughs] 721 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,645 [receptionist] You guys are so adorable. You know that? 722 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,733 I mean, like from the very first moment, 723 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,946 when you checked in, we could really feel that you were totally in love. 724 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,031 It's really sweet. 725 00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:33,992 Oh, no. 726 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:35,743 It's beautiful. 727 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,371 -We're just... -We're not... 728 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,914 We're friends, right? 729 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,666 We're not that way. We're... 730 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,669 -We love those guys. -Everybody's beautiful. 731 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,630 -[Michael] We're neighbors. So... -[Andy] We're just neighbors. 732 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,048 But everything's okay 733 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,883 -with the rest of the world. -And it's great. 734 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:53,553 It was such a strong thing that we just assumed. 735 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,346 -I'm sorry. -Who is that? 736 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:56,764 "We"? Who's "we"? 737 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,391 Oh, me and my husband. 738 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,105 Oh, so we... Okay, we're not wearing clothes, so we're... 739 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,941 He got naked so I got naked. That's the only reason I got naked. 740 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,193 -Where is he? -He's right here. 741 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,238 -What do you mean? -What do you mean he's right here? 742 00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,323 -He's all around here. -Wait a minute. 743 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,075 He's not like invisible, right? 744 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,036 -No. -Don't say that. 745 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,705 He passed away a few years ago. 746 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,707 Oh. 747 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:27,462 Yeah. We ran this place together for a long time, and he's here. 748 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,089 So, I'm here with him. 749 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,639 I'm so sorry. 750 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,725 I just blurted out, like... 751 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,273 Sorry, I'm just bad at small talk. I've never been good at it. 752 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,861 -I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. -I hate it. 753 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,447 I hate small talk. 754 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,992 I work in an office, and that's all they do. 755 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,703 -Yeah. I don't like it. -[receptionist] So stupid, right? 756 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:05,416 I keep trying to think of some kind of better opening conversation line. 757 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,002 I've been worrying about how to really do it. Something like... 758 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:12,006 You want to talk? If you don't, it's okay. 759 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:13,466 -[chuckles] -[receptionist laughs] 760 00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,343 Well, yeah. Or like... 761 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,471 I see you. 762 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,057 And now I'm gonna go over here. 763 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:22,433 Right? 764 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:26,145 [laughs] You're so cute. 765 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,397 All right, I'm gonna hit the hay, guys. 766 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,149 -[receptionist] No. -Where you going? 767 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,151 -We just got started... -I gotta get some rest. 768 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,153 Okay, well, we have to go. 769 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:37,323 -You don't have to come. You can stay. -No, I'm gonna go. 770 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:39,700 -I'm gonna go, too. -I'm just gonna go sleep in the room. 771 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,994 -You have to be quiet. -[receptionist] You go. 772 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:44,831 You stay. 773 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,292 -Yeah, I'm gonna go. -No, Mike. 774 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,795 Oh! Oh, Jesus. 775 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,673 Oh. 776 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:58,344 I don't have a key, though. I don't have a key. 777 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,221 It's okay. I got a lot of keys. 778 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,598 You got a lot of them in the... 779 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,516 Yeah, but... 780 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:05,685 All right. 781 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,023 Mm-hmm. 782 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:14,735 [laughs] 783 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:16,571 That's cute. 784 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,406 [groans] 785 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,199 Yeah, you... [laughs] 786 00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:23,494 -I was wrong. -I'm sorry for that. 787 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,586 Okay. 788 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:41,262 What about him? 789 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:45,892 'Cause we're over here and he's over there, right? [chuckles] 790 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,895 Yeah, well, he's always with me. 791 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:50,855 But... 792 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,690 he's also gone. 793 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:21,093 -No. -No, it's okay. It's all right. 794 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:32,790 Hey, Michael. 795 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:35,626 Michael. 796 00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:42,383 Hey, Michael. 797 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,635 Michael. Hey, Michael. 798 00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:53,728 Hey, Michael. 799 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,479 [Michael screams] 800 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,565 [screams and burps] 801 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,985 -Why'd you wake me up? -Why are you screaming? 802 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,695 [Andy] You scared me. 803 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:04,697 I scared you? 804 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,490 You looked like you were dead. 805 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,659 You thought... 806 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,662 I couldn't see you breathing. 807 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,083 -[Michael sighs] Hey. -Sorry. 808 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,461 -How'd it go? -What? 809 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:19,920 [Andy] In the hot tub? 810 00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:23,632 Hmm. 811 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,471 Ah, come on. 812 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,391 [sighs] It was fun, though. 813 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,395 What? 814 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:38,272 Nothing? 815 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,399 Good night. Uh-oh. 816 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,193 Good night. Uh-oh. 817 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,278 Good night. 818 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,035 [Andy] Hey, Michael, I need an aspirin or something. 819 00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:54,914 My head. I got... I was a little drunk. 820 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,208 Hey. 821 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:23,442 Michael! 822 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,096 Michael! 823 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:14,452 [Andy] Excuse me, miss. 824 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,579 -Did you see the guy-- -[Michael] Hey, good morning. 825 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,539 [Andy] Hey. 826 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,209 What are you... You're over here? 827 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:25,963 Yeah. I was looking at the fire. I was waiting for you to get up. 828 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,966 -I thought we'd get some pancakes. -Oh, you're watching the fire? 829 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,843 Yeah, you ever just watch a fire? 830 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,220 -So nice. -Yeah. You should've woke me though. 831 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,180 What? 832 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,974 -You okay? What's wrong with you? -All right. Whatever. 833 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,726 I'm all right. I'm hungry, that's all. 834 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:41,270 What do you want to do? 835 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,273 Why are you sweating? 836 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,193 I went outside. I thought you were down there. 837 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,695 I went down the block. I saw... 838 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,572 [breathes heavily] 839 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,282 I saw a bunch of people, you know? 840 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,659 Want to do the pancakes? 841 00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,078 Yeah. 842 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,665 -All right. Let me go to the room. -I want pancakes. All right. 843 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,712 Andy, what are you doing? 844 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,507 What do you mean, "What're you doing"? 845 00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:10,758 I just got to... 846 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:13,719 wash up or something. 847 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,722 [sighs] What's the matter? 848 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,893 You know, you keep... 849 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:22,853 What? 850 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,231 -What about it? -You keep taking it. 851 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:26,815 Well... 852 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:28,442 first of all, 853 00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:30,819 I'm taking it back. 854 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,280 -You took it this morning. -That's mine. 855 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,573 No, it isn't yours. 856 00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:35,866 Because I bought it. 857 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,326 All right? I bought it. 858 00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:40,246 You bought the safe, but the medication is mine. 859 00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:42,790 -No, I bought the medication, too. -That's the important part. 860 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,500 -Right? -You did not buy the medication. 861 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,043 -I didn't say... -You tried to buy it. 862 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:48,128 -I swiped the card. -I didn't say I'm paying for it? 863 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,005 -You said you were. -We have a witness. 864 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,549 You said it. But I'm the one whose... 865 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,467 -Whose bank account got charged? -Oh, so I lied? 866 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,427 I'm paying for it. It's mine. 867 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,471 -It's mine. -Just give it to me. 868 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,807 -We don't have-- -What are you doing? 869 00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:01,934 I'm gonna hold it, that's all. 870 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,727 You're running away from me? Give me the... 871 00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,479 What, are you chasing me? You're chasing me. 872 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,022 I'm not chasing you. You're walking. 873 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:09,775 Stop moving around the table. Stop moving. 874 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:10,985 Just stop it, all right? 875 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,821 -I'm not-- -Stop it. This is stupid. 876 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,323 I got the bad knee. You know I got the bad knee. 877 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,242 You know I'm gonna catch you if you want me to. 878 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,243 [Andy] You better stop. 879 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,288 -Andy! Andy! -I'll tell you right now, I won't stop. 880 00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,873 [breathes heavily] 881 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,709 -I'm holding it. -[Michael] Look at me. 882 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,045 That's mine. 883 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,048 [Andy exhales] 884 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:34,508 -I want it. -Okay. 885 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,345 Um, maybe it is yours. 886 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,097 I need to hold it. 887 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:41,890 All right? 888 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,227 I don't know why you're making a big deal out of it. 889 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,274 Because I'm the dying guy. 890 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,616 -I'm the dying guy. -Okay. All right. 891 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,492 You can't keep saying that. 892 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,536 But you keep taking that. 893 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,913 -I'm the dying guy. -Shut up with that. 894 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,081 Then give me the safe. 895 00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:09,501 -You're being a stupid idiot. -I'm being stupid? I'm the dying guy. 896 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,128 -Shut up! -I'm the dying guy. 897 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,339 -I know you're the dying guy. Stop. -I'm the dying guy! 898 00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:15,215 I'm the other guy! 899 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,152 [exhales] 900 00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:07,494 [safe thuds] 901 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,707 There's 32 dogs. 902 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,126 Twenty ate cats. 903 00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,546 How many didn't? 904 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,599 [Michael softly] ...two dogs and 20... 905 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:24,404 Thirty-two dogs. Twenty of them ate cats. 906 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,865 It's 12. 907 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,994 That was easy. [chuckles] 908 00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:33,580 I'm so smart. 909 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:35,874 [Andy] One, two, three, four. 910 00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:37,876 That's not the code. 911 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,086 Yeah. 912 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:42,840 -The code is one, two, three, four? -See? You're not that smart. 913 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,424 Should've got it. 914 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:46,635 [laughs] How? 915 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:50,806 [Andy] I can't... 916 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,143 I can't be normal... 917 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,397 through all of this. I just can't. 918 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,448 [sighs] 919 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,077 Okay. 920 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,003 All right. 921 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:24,631 [grunts] Your stove is still acting stupid. 922 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:29,344 I think I might have burnt it a little on the bottom, but I think it's okay. 923 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,392 They're still fighting here? 924 00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:37,394 There's more fighting in this than I remember. 925 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:42,774 Your friend Dave would love it. 926 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,067 [chuckles] 927 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:51,742 It's gonna get cold. 928 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,161 I'll get it in a sec. 929 00:56:55,871 --> 00:56:57,039 I can re-heat it. 930 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:01,668 [Master Liu on TV] Tiger style. 931 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,004 Chien, when you woke this morning, 932 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,173 did you think it would be for the last time? 933 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:13,388 Still got it. 934 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:14,723 Mm-hmm. 935 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:21,188 [Michael] Okay. 936 00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,066 -[Andy] Can I open them? -Biggest surprise of your life. 937 00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,318 -Ah! -Happy birthday to you. 938 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,403 Happy birthday to Andy. 939 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:29,821 The cupcake... 940 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:32,074 that I bought. Thank you. 941 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:34,326 -All right. -[Michael] Wish. 942 00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:35,369 Make a wish. 943 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,374 You still got cancer that's killing you? 944 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,126 -I think so. -Yeah. 945 00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:44,878 See? It never works. 946 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:48,757 You should've gone with sand-off. [grunts] 947 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,552 You gonna have some? 948 00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:54,513 I don't think so. 949 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:56,515 Doesn't smell like orange. 950 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:57,641 [Michael groans] 951 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,692 [retches and coughs] 952 00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:11,154 [spits and exhales] 953 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,494 [breathes heavily] 954 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,371 -You all right? -Yeah. 955 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:21,498 [exhales] 956 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,750 Feels like there's a little more. 957 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,794 -Really? -It's like, just... 958 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,546 I don't know. 959 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,090 It doesn't all come, you know? 960 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:34,553 -It feels better, though. -Yeah. 961 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:38,223 [laughs wryly] You don't have to sit in here if you don't want to. 962 00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:39,224 No, it's... 963 00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:41,601 It sounded like you got all of it out, though. 964 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:46,273 [Michael retches and groans] 965 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,832 It is River Kickers. 966 00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:07,669 They're scamming. 967 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,633 You were right. 968 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:16,595 The one from the gas station is River Kickers. 969 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:19,097 Michael. 970 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,978 -Hey, Michael. -Hmm? What? 971 00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,524 It's River Kickers. 972 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:47,125 [Chien breathes heavily] 973 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,586 Master. 974 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,214 Which way to the ancient healer? 975 00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:55,467 [Liu groans] 976 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,558 [Liu coughs] 977 01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:08,772 I think I'm ready. 978 01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,612 I want to go when I feel good. I don't want to go when it's hurting. 979 01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:16,780 But you're feeling good. 980 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:20,617 Yeah, but it's not gonna stay that way. You know, I'd like to do it when I feel... 981 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,870 I think I'm ready. 982 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,600 I should have took off from work. You know, I should have took off. 983 01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:47,644 A month ago. We could've done more stuff. 984 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,063 We could've done more stuff. 985 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,775 I wish I had done that. 986 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,909 Did you hear my speech? 987 01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,953 My half-time speech. Huh? 988 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,666 Let me guess, it's... 989 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:14,546 -Guys... -You're never gonna guess it. 990 01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:15,672 Guys, you... 991 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,549 We're gonna lose, but... 992 01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:20,886 You know, go back... Go forward in your life 993 01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:22,971 and imagine where you are and if you had a chance-- 994 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,097 How do you know that? 995 01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,685 You're my best friend. I know you. 996 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:41,281 Also, I heard you practicing it through the vent about 100 times. 997 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,369 That fucking vent. [chuckles] 998 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,834 You seem really good right now. You know, you seem like... 999 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,755 Maybe there's... I don't know. 1000 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,467 I know. 1001 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,802 -I'm ready. -I know. 1002 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,941 -So, 100 of these suckers. -Yeah. 1003 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:20,946 I don't even know if you had to buy this particular pill. 1004 01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:23,281 A hundred of anything, really, would... 1005 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:24,824 would... 1006 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,409 You know? 1007 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,872 -[Michael] These are really hard to... -Yeah. 1008 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,582 I wonder if they do that... 1009 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,209 on purpose, you know? 1010 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,714 You think anybody's ever died... 1011 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:44,094 [chuckles] while they were emptying these? 1012 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:47,013 -You're spilling it on the side now. -Oh, sorry. 1013 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,723 Well, you spilled it now. 1014 01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:51,810 Well, sorry. We got to go back now, right? 1015 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,031 I was married once. 1016 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,910 -Are you kidding me? -Uh-uh. 1017 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,372 -You never told me that? -I never told anybody that. 1018 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:13,498 Why didn't you tell me? 1019 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:15,959 [sighs deeply] 1020 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,002 How long? 1021 01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,714 -Year and a half. -Yeah? 1022 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,301 I used to feel so bad about it. 1023 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:27,470 I really... 1024 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:30,181 I thought I wanted that... 1025 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:32,767 that life. I really... 1026 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:36,104 And I was... 1027 01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:42,152 I left her. It was awful. 1028 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,114 And then I thought... 1029 01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,908 "Oh, I know I need to be alone. 1030 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,911 I'm convinced. That's what I need to do. I need to be alone." 1031 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,538 I thought that for sure. 1032 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:55,957 [sighs] 1033 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,418 And then I ended up here... 1034 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:01,880 with you. 1035 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,092 And I knew. 1036 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,554 Like, "This is my spot. 1037 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,433 This is where I belong." 1038 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,394 Hmm. 1039 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:22,942 When you first came... 1040 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:27,280 and you were looking at this apartment 1041 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,282 -when Barry was showing it to you... -Yeah. 1042 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:30,784 ...I saw you. 1043 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:34,162 Yeah, I didn't want you to get it. 1044 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,123 I know, you looked... 1045 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,250 You look weird. 1046 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:40,460 [chuckles] 1047 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:43,963 Yeah, I mean, I didn't know you were gonna be a cool guy and everything. 1048 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,550 I told Barry you look like one of those guys... 1049 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:51,513 you know, you see on he news. He's got a... 1050 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,641 He's got a freezer full of hands and feet. 1051 01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:58,770 I told Barry, I said, "Eh, why don't you keep looking?" 1052 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,149 Yeah. [chuckles] 1053 01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:05,693 It's all right. 1054 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,904 I've seen people look at me like that in... 1055 01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:09,072 a Rite Aid or something. 1056 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:11,866 -People look at me like that all the time. -Yeah. 1057 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,579 Oh, God. We gotta deal with this. 1058 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:18,915 Oh. 1059 01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,461 I mean, it's now or never, so... 1060 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,672 I'll just tell you if you want. 1061 01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:29,676 I don't think you're gonna like it though. 1062 01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,803 -You never know. -I hope you do. 1063 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,680 -It's "fatty pork." -No, it's not "fatty pork." 1064 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,515 -It's "fatty pork." -It's not "fatty pork." 1065 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:36,766 What is it? 1066 01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:37,892 It's nothing. 1067 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:39,519 Wait. 1068 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,438 Yeah, I did that. 1069 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,148 There's no answer? 1070 01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:44,315 No, there's no answer, 1071 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:45,775 -but I have a reason. -Two years? 1072 01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:48,528 -Why would you do that to me? -Because when we do puzzles... 1073 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,990 it's a lot of work and... 1074 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:53,575 it's hard, but it's fun. 1075 01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:56,161 And there's a finish. There's something real you can finish. 1076 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,663 I know, but you always look sad when we'd finish. 1077 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:00,874 -I don't look sad. No, I don't. -You always look a little sad. 1078 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,709 You don't see it. I see it. 1079 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:06,004 We're happy, we're done, we got it. 1080 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:11,092 And then you get a little sad. I thought, "You know what? 1081 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:12,886 He'll never get it. 1082 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,555 He'll never get this shirt. 1083 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,141 This will be his favorite shirt." 1084 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,312 [chuckles] 1085 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,527 -Got any other confessions? -No. 1086 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,489 I thought you were a killer. I... 1087 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,699 gave you a shirt with no answer. 1088 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,161 That's it. I'm clean now. 1089 01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,954 Come on, that's the last one. We got to... 1090 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,587 [Michael sighs] All right. 1091 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,133 What's the next step? 1092 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,433 "Fill the glass with four ounces of water." 1093 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,521 That's the lethal dose. 1094 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:05,730 And you dilute it. 1095 01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,898 [Michael] Hmm. 1096 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,567 It's bitter, so you're gonna drink it all at once. 1097 01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:12,403 [Michael groans] 1098 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,156 Okay. 1099 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,535 [Andy] And then... 1100 01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:21,079 in a few minutes, 1101 01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:22,872 -you fall asleep. -Yeah. 1102 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,918 -And then a few minutes later... -I remember that part. 1103 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,127 Then there's, um... 1104 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:33,466 The yellow one is for anti-vomiting. 1105 01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:38,179 That's the thing. If you vomit this up then it's all for nothing. 1106 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,682 This is for anti-anxiety. 1107 01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:42,016 If you take it and then... 1108 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,269 I don't want that. I want to be in my head. 1109 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,313 -All right, I'll keep this. -I don't need that but I'll take this. 1110 01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:49,899 All right. 1111 01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:54,070 Takes an hour. After you take that pill... 1112 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,530 I got to wait an hour after? 1113 01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:58,032 You got to wait an hour for that to take effect, yeah. 1114 01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,076 All right, we should have taken... 1115 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,453 [Andy] Let me go... Hold on. Hold on. 1116 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,289 -Go ahead. -Tell me when you swallow it. 1117 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,207 [watch beeps] 1118 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:07,250 Okay. 1119 01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:10,378 Now, so we just wait an hour? 1120 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,338 Hmm. You got to wait an hour. 1121 01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,260 Yeah, you should feel free to sell the car. 1122 01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:18,928 [sighs] 1123 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:20,013 Yeah, maybe. 1124 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,849 I don't think you should be driving, anyway. 1125 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,769 I do think you should keep my phone though. 1126 01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:27,854 Nah. 1127 01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,648 -Nah, I don't want it. -What do you mean, "nah"? 1128 01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:32,734 Don't you think it's time you get a phone? 1129 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,112 Yeah, I'll get one. 1130 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,114 I don't want yours. 1131 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:42,243 You don't get e-mail right? You can't get e-mail on it. 1132 01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:44,078 [Michael] Nothing wrong with my phone. 1133 01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:46,706 [Andy] There's nothing wrong. I'll keep it. I just want a good one. 1134 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,000 [Michael] You don't even know how to do e-mail on a phone. 1135 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,502 -You don't know what you're doing. -It comes with instructions, right? 1136 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:52,503 [Michael] Yes. 1137 01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:54,297 -Yeah, don't do that. -What? 1138 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,924 -What are you doing? -I'm smelling a tree. 1139 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,260 -I haven't smelled it before. -There's bugs. 1140 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,346 What's it gonna do to me now? 1141 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:05,141 I don't know. There's a lot of larvae and stuff on there. 1142 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,606 There's something I do want to talk to you about that... 1143 01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:14,901 I don't think you're gonna like... 1144 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,195 [Michael sniffs] 1145 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,738 What? 1146 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,365 [Michael sighs] 1147 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:24,243 I don't believe... 1148 01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:29,040 but if there's an after... 1149 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,543 situation... 1150 01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:40,343 and I could somehow contact you... 1151 01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:46,724 You know, like the woman in the hotel. She hangs out with her husband, you know. 1152 01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:50,228 She's saying what she feels. You don't mean real. I mean, that's... 1153 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:55,316 -That's just in movies and stuff, right? -But on the... 1154 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:59,320 .001 chance... 1155 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,240 would you want me to... 1156 01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:05,910 contact you? 1157 01:10:10,665 --> 01:10:11,833 This is... 1158 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,668 This is a tough one for me. 1159 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,503 -I don't know. -I could send you a signal. 1160 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:17,755 -Yeah. -You know? 1161 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,551 Push the water glass a little bit or... 1162 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:26,806 -leave you a note in the foggy mirror... -No. No, don't do that. 1163 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,391 No, no. Do not do that. 1164 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:32,311 Nothing sudden or, you know... 1165 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:34,689 Nothing at midnight. 1166 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,648 Yeah. 1167 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:39,068 No moaning through the vent. No, "woo." 1168 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:41,404 Although now... 1169 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:44,073 What? 1170 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:47,368 You know, you did now. Now I'm just gonna think anything weird... 1171 01:10:48,828 --> 01:10:51,748 I'm gonna think it's you. The wind, it's you. 1172 01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:54,041 The light flickers, it's you. 1173 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:58,337 Let's just pick something right now, so I know everything else... 1174 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,299 That's what I was getting at in the first... 1175 01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:05,136 [watch beeps] 1176 01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:36,834 [door opens] 1177 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,297 Oh... 1178 01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:47,345 I'm winded. 1179 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:53,267 [sighs deeply] 1180 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,655 I just realized something. 1181 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,700 I never talked about... 1182 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,577 where. 1183 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:13,788 Yeah, no. We didn't. 1184 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:16,874 I guess you could just... 1185 01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:19,377 -There's no instructions. -No. 1186 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:27,468 I guess we could do it on the couch. I mean, I'm here. 1187 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,554 Yeah. 1188 01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:31,305 I mean, that makes sense, right? 1189 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:33,224 It's, uh... 1190 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,143 -It's our spot. -It's our place, right? Yeah. 1191 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:41,357 I don't want to do it on the couch. 1192 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:43,192 All right. Okay. 1193 01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:50,241 If I was on the floor, I'd be closer to the door. 1194 01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:52,577 -For when... -If that's what you want. 1195 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:55,454 I took, you know... 1196 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,252 I don't want to do it on the floor. 1197 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:02,920 All right. 1198 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:03,880 Okay. 1199 01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,008 Uh... 1200 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:10,970 Um... 1201 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,933 -Hmm? You all right? -Yeah. 1202 01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:18,978 You all right? You want me to... 1203 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,405 I want to do it in here. 1204 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:30,781 -On the bed. -Okay. 1205 01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:32,867 -All right. -Can you get the drink? 1206 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:35,578 Yeah, okay. 1207 01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:24,103 If you feel... 1208 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:29,400 It's okay. 1209 01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:44,331 [mumbles] 1210 01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:48,669 [breathes heavily] 1211 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,105 Wanna lay down? 1212 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:09,565 Yeah. 1213 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,150 -Should I lay down? -You wanna lay down? 1214 01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:13,235 Okay. Yeah. 1215 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:15,404 [Michael breathes heavily] 1216 01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:19,325 Okay. All right. Okay. 1217 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,243 Okay. 1218 01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:25,915 [breathes heavily] 1219 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,628 What? 1220 01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:34,006 I'm starting to... I'm shaking a little bit. 1221 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,716 It's okay. It's, uh... 1222 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,722 I'm getting a little scared. 1223 01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:44,809 Yeah, you don't have to be scared. I think it's gonna be okay. 1224 01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:46,352 I think everything's gonna be okay. 1225 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:50,106 -[cries] I'm scared. -I don't think you gotta get scared, Mike. 1226 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,359 I think it's gonna be okay. 1227 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,152 [cries] I shouldn't have taken the pill. 1228 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,153 I know. 1229 01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:58,781 It's gonna be all right. 1230 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,324 [cries] Yeah, but you don't know. 1231 01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:02,076 No, I do. I do. 1232 01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:05,955 It's gonna be okay, Michael. 1233 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:06,956 Okay. 1234 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,083 It's okay, man. 1235 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,669 -It's gonna be okay. All right. -[cries] Okay. 1236 01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,003 I'm okay. 1237 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:16,006 [breathes heavily] 1238 01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:16,924 Okay. 1239 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:22,388 [cries] You're doing good. 1240 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,932 Yeah, I know. 'Cause I know. I got a feeling. 1241 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:27,143 I got a feeling, man. I got a feeling about this. 1242 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,394 Give me your hand. 1243 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:31,021 Oh, my God. I'm already-- Give me your hand. Hey. 1244 01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:34,233 I want to tell you I love you. 1245 01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:36,402 [exhales] Okay? 1246 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:41,157 Okay. 1247 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,285 Okay. 1248 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,412 -It's okay. -Okay. 1249 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,038 I feel good. 1250 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,123 I feel okay. 1251 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,541 You're gonna be okay. 1252 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:51,750 -You know? -Okay. 1253 01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:52,960 It's okay, Michael. 1254 01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:53,878 Hey... 1255 01:17:54,545 --> 01:17:56,380 -Hey, Andy? -Yeah? 1256 01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:00,050 I'm gonna close my eyes now, okay? 1257 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,260 -Yeah? -Okay? 1258 01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:04,180 -Okay. -All right. 1259 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:08,601 [exhales heavily] 1260 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,898 [breathes shakily] 1261 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,037 I love you, too, Michael. 1262 01:18:34,585 --> 01:18:36,587 [Michael exhales heavily] 1263 01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:38,631 [Andy sniffles] 1264 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,085 [Chien on TV] Are you sure? 1265 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,255 [Liu gasps and groans] 1266 01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,974 [Liu groans] 1267 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:58,455 See you down the road, friend. 1268 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,071 You in C? 1269 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:35,617 Uh, yeah. We're moving into C. 1270 01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:42,541 I'm going over there so... 1271 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,751 Thank you. 1272 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:45,961 [Andy] Uh-huh. 1273 01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:51,717 -[woman] So you are in what apartment? -[Andy] I'm in F. 1274 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,803 -F? -Yeah, that's upstairs. 1275 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,513 -Oh, right above us. -Uh-huh. 1276 01:22:57,598 --> 01:22:58,474 Okay. 1277 01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:03,395 -[woman] Hey, thank you so much. -All right. Yeah. 1278 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:12,112 You got the best apartment, actually. 1279 01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,740 Oh. You hear that? Best apartment. 1280 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,453 You're lucky, actually, that you got this one. 1281 01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:29,087 Is that you? 1282 01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:30,797 It's Evan? 1283 01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:32,758 You can answer him. Tell him. 1284 01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:35,469 It's all right. 1285 01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,554 He doesn't have to. I'm Andy. 1286 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,390 -Kiersten, hi. -Okay. 1287 01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,686 So, I guess you like games then, Evan, huh? 1288 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,813 -Yeah. -You ever play Paddleton? 1289 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:48,857 -Paddleton? -Yeah. 1290 01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,485 -No. -No. 'Cause we made it up. 1291 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,737 -Yeah. -How do you play? 1292 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:56,156 Like, it's like paddle ball, 1293 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:59,409 but you gotta imagine this whole wall here, right? 1294 01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:00,827 You hit a ball against it. 1295 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:04,081 And you got to get it into a barrel that's over here. 1296 01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:05,707 We put a barrel right there. 1297 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:08,669 And, uh, it doesn't sound like a lot of fun, but it is. 1298 01:24:09,419 --> 01:24:11,838 It's good. It's fun. Yeah. I'll show you one day. 1299 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:13,549 All right. 1300 01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:14,758 [Kiersten] Thank you so much. 1301 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:17,469 -Nice to meet you. -Yeah, you too. 1302 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:19,972 I got a great football half-time speech, too. 1303 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,431 -If you ever need it. -Okay. 1304 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:23,267 Yeah. It's a good one. 1305 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:31,066 [upbeat guitar music plays] 93785