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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,516 Previously on Nurse Jackie. 2 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,147 Someone's coming over there today. 3 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,158 They're gonna screen everybody, and it's gonna be thorough. 4 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,955 Gloria, there's a spot right over there. 5 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:18,819 - Am I okay? - Yeah. 6 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:20,559 Why don't you keep going? 7 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,397 Ow! Stop! Whoa, whoa, Gloria! 8 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:27,836 Jesus, you're really in pain. 9 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,499 Well, I spoke to my sponsor. 10 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:33,136 I get a prescription for pain medication from Coop, and you administer it. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,407 Is two enough? 12 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,507 Dick Richards, D.E.A. Diversion Control. 13 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,816 We're investigating the stolen D.E.A. card of a Dr. Carrie Roman. 14 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,186 You know the drill, people. 15 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:48,158 - Well, I'm screwed. -You don't have to worry about anything, Jackie. 16 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:51,719 We will delay your testing until your foot is healed. 17 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,697 She just went through detox and now she's pushing me away. 18 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,166 There's nothing you can do about it. 19 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,759 I can go to her boss. 20 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,030 What are you doing here? 21 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:02,369 L'm gonna take her out for a coffee. 22 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:03,874 We can't have sex in your office. 23 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,706 I don't want to have sex in your office. 24 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:06,904 Its, like, more than that. 25 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,083 Oh, my God. 26 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:16,518 Jackie Peyton, these are my boys, Tommy and Joey. 27 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,578 Hey, Mrs. Peyton. 28 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,348 This is weird. 29 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,286 What? 30 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,952 Us making out on my mom's roof. 31 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,586 Whatever. 32 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,359 Our parents are probably making out downstairs. 33 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,964 Hey, she isn't here, right? 34 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:41,632 - Who? - Your friend Antoinette. 35 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,642 Well, she's not my friend and she's not here. Why? What's up? 36 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,609 Oh, fuck. 37 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,476 Uh, okay. 38 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:52,347 Uh, that coffee yesterday wasn't just a coffee. 39 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,646 She was on a tear. She said you were using. 40 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:57,348 She was gonna go to Akalitus. So I took her out to dinner. 41 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,321 And you slept with my sponsor? 42 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,518 I'm an asshole. 43 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,289 It was wrong. A total mistake. 44 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,058 And it's never happening again... 45 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,064 which is exactly what I told her. 46 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,032 And that did not go over very well. 47 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,201 Hey, if it's not my pal from Miami. 48 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,245 I think Jackie is using again. 49 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,507 What are you talking about? She just got clean. 50 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,175 Come on, Frank. Wake up. 51 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,719 She's already dumped me. She kicked you out of the house. 52 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:32,052 It's like she's having a fire sale, getting rid of all of us. 53 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,682 I'm not gonna let this happen. 54 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:38,753 She's the type of woman that doesn't tolerate being pushed away. 55 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,666 Nine calls from her since midnight. 56 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,861 See? She's not backing down. 57 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,995 Guess who I just got off the phone with. 58 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,936 Oh, no. She called you too? 59 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,941 Hey, Frank. Listen, maybe I should go. 60 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,567 No, Eddie, you're all right. 61 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,077 Jack, Antoinette claims you’re using again. 62 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,171 Oh, does she really? I'm also the queen of England. 63 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,547 She's pissed off at Eddie 'cause he kicked her out of bed. 64 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,677 - Hey. - What the fuck is wrong with you? 65 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,348 Okay, I'm done trying to help. 66 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,515 I'm leaving. I'll see you at work. 67 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,684 All right. 68 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:13,093 So this Antoinette thing, this is just crazy time, right? 69 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,688 What do you think? 70 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,600 Hey. Everybody sleep okay? 71 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:23,106 - Yeah. - Yeah, I was up all night studying. 72 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,107 - All right, let's go. - Tommy, stop. 73 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,439 Bus is leaving. 74 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:28,979 Had a good time last night. 75 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,790 Either I have low blood sugar, or that jacket is making me sweat. 76 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,335 Question. 77 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:55,839 Should I go back to school and get a master's degree? 78 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,805 Yes? 79 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,312 Sorry? What? 80 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,746 Every year I write down the deadline... 81 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,011 for the nurse-practitioner programs. 82 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:09,280 And then at 4:00 this morning, I was like... 83 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,822 “Zoey Barkow, go for it.” 84 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,414 Thoughts? 85 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,822 Jackie. 86 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,123 I think it's a great idea, Zoey. 87 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,461 - When's the deadline? - Tonight. 88 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,965 Wow. Okay. 89 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,467 Other problem. There's an essay. 90 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,196 You love writing. You have a blog. 91 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,294 - This is different. - No, it's not. 92 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,364 We'll find you a patient. You'll write it up just like your blog. 93 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,704 I am still thinking about our helicopter sex. 94 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,305 What do you have planned for us today? 95 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:40,214 Happy birthday, Dr. Cooper. 96 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,652 - My birthday. - Yeah, I know. 97 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,553 Happy birthday. 98 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,386 People! 99 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,791 Our friend the D.E.A. agent is back with us again... 100 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,024 investigating Nancy Wood. 101 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,156 He will be conducting interviews. 102 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,327 lam installing him in my office... 103 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,961 so that together we can all figure out... 104 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,530 who the hell stole Dr. Roman's prescriber number. 105 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:07,009 Everyone must comply. 106 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,377 Female, 40s. Fell down a flight of stairs. 107 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,676 - Her name is Joan. She has M.S. - Hi, Joan. 108 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,684 Here's a list of her medications. 109 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,879 Her last relapse was three months ago. 110 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,751 Call Radiology and let's get some blood tests. 111 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,323 On three. One, two, three. 112 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,494 - Mark. - I'm here, hon. I'm here. 113 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,327 - It's my fault. - Oh, come on. You were clumsy before M.S., remember? 114 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,266 You have a very dedicated husband. 115 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,197 How's the foot'? Do you need a pill? 116 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,104 Uh, yeah. Just one. 117 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,366 - Thank you. - Next topic. 118 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:42,777 Your friend Antoinette, she called wanting to meet. What's this about? 119 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,907 You have got to be kidding me. 120 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,917 She knows that you've been winning at poker. 121 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,919 She wants to sell you a condo. 122 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,183 - Why would I want a condo? - That's what I told her. 123 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,725 This woman has no boundaries. 124 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,057 You got your hands full with the D.E.A. 125 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,619 I will handle this. Okay? 126 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,537 Oh, God. 127 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,444 - Jackie? - Do not call me. 128 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,447 Do not call my friends. 129 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,814 Do not show up at my work. I fucking mean it. 130 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,410 - Don't hang up. - Do you understand? 131 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,422 Look, I shouldn't even be talking to you about this. 132 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:26,980 I should be talking to my sponsor... 133 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,082 who will not pick up her fucking phone. 134 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,494 I- I'm sorry. I need a drink. 135 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:37,167 Oh, Jesus Christ. Hold on a second. 136 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,275 All right. I'm here. Talk to me. 137 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:48,438 No. God, I am such a shitty sponsor. 138 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,242 - Let's just focus on you for a minute. - We should focus on you. 139 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,283 I haven't even gotten you clean yet. 140 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:56,651 Just forget about sponsors, forget about the program. Just tell me whats going on. 141 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:59,747 L'm just such a fucking mess. 142 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,123 I haven't been dumped in years. 143 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,958 I haven't even slept with anyone in God knows how long. 144 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,363 - Do you have any idea how hard this is to deal with sober? - Look, take a breath. 145 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:12,835 Can you make it eight hours without drinking, do you think? 146 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,928 Maybe. 147 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,975 All right, I'm gonna get off work... 148 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,101 I'm gonna take you to dinner, and I will talk you through this. 149 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,304 - You got it? - Yeah. 150 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,779 In the meantime, go shopping. 151 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:26,477 Okay? Go to Saks. Call me when you have spent 500 bucks. 152 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,382 Great, I'll call you in 15 minutes. 153 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,888 Oh, no. Running in heels. 154 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:39,395 It's Coop's birthday? I totally forgot. 155 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,023 How? He save-the-dated us all weeks ago. 156 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,329 I don't read group e-mails. 157 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:47,702 Look, full disclosure. We slept together last night... 158 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:49,740 and twice this morning. 159 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,706 And that's not gift enough? 160 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:53,175 I think I have real feelings for him. 161 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:56,214 That said, I totally don't have a real gift. 162 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,976 - Okay, any gift. - ls there a point here? 163 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,988 You know Coop. ls there anything that I can get him within, like, a two-block radius? 164 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,250 Come with me. 165 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,366 - Say it's from you. - What is it'? 166 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,231 Do you really care? It's wrapped. 167 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,360 Should I write a card? 168 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,736 Were you raised by wolves? 169 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,376 Patient stories from today. 170 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,077 Kidney stone. Appendicitis. 171 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,518 M.S. lady. Chest pain guy. 172 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,783 You should write about something nonemergent. 173 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:42,257 The essay is about primary care, right? 174 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,089 It's Grace. 175 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,720 Hi. 176 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:47,731 Yeah. 177 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,429 Yeah, I can talk. 178 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,866 Mm-hmm. 179 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,805 Mm-hmm. 180 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,142 I think you need to speak to your mother about this. 181 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,379 Um, do you want me... 182 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,047 to see if I can find her, wherever she is? 183 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,988 'Cause she's not near me. 184 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,649 Hello? 185 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,925 Did she hang up? 186 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,329 What's up? 187 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:26,097 Grace wants me to help her get birth control. 188 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,435 Are you fucking kidding me? 189 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:31,408 - She's 15. - Yeah, she is. 190 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,570 But does she have a boyfriend or a guy that she likes? 191 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,580 Oh, shit. 192 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,479 Frank's son stayed over last night. 193 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,073 I put him in Fiona's room... 194 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,746 but the two of them were looking a little chummy this morning. 195 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,288 Oh, that fucker. 196 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,416 - Yeah, that's tricky. - lt's not tricky if it's not happening. 197 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:59,165 I go, “Hey, Jesus is in your subway. Now it's your problem." 198 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,966 Hey. 199 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,940 Your boys cannot be at my house. 200 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,034 I need the room. 201 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,703 You need to control your fucking son. 202 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,013 Grace just asked for birth control. 203 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,283 All right, first of all, calm yourself. 204 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,655 Tommy's a gentleman and he just met her last night. 205 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,625 So you can't hang this on him. 206 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,493 Did you ever consider for a second she's asking for some other guy? 207 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,559 Wow. We're done. This isn't working. 208 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,640 - Hold on. We're done? - Yeah. I need to protect Grace right now. 209 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,733 Bullshit. Whatever this is, it ain't about Grace. 210 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:42,301 You know what? You're right. Ii isn't. 211 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,644 This is about me not wanting to be with you. 212 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,843 Wow. 213 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,681 Okay. 214 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,312 That's exactly what Antoinette said was gonna happen. 215 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,015 Yeah, fucking Antoinette. Of course she did. 216 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:56,185 Yeah. She said you were gonna choose the drugs over us. 217 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,525 I mean, that's what you're doing, aren't you? 218 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:02,032 And you're blaming it on our children. 219 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,227 You want to know what I'm doing? I'm taking care of myself. 220 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,235 And what am I doing? I just went through five days of hell with you. 221 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,067 Yeah, and then afterwards you said you'd never do it again. 222 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,233 Because I don't want you to be a fucking drug addict. 223 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,579 Take all the time you need to pack. 224 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,613 I want you out of my house. 225 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,918 Fuck! 226 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,956 Excuse me. 227 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,958 Where can I get some water, please? 228 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,791 - Right down the hall. - Uh, wait, I- 229 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,065 What happened? 230 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,730 You fainted. 231 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,740 Mmm. Great. 232 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,106 Sympathetic falling. Joan goes down, I go down. 233 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,735 - How's she doing? - She's fine. 234 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,746 - However, your B.P. is high. - Oh. 235 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,749 - Are you on any medications? - No. Look, I'd really like to go see if Joan is okay. 236 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,308 When's the last time you saw a doctor? 237 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,978 I don't know. 238 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,887 Right. This is Zoey Barkow, nurse-practitioner. 239 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,427 She will be your primary care provider for today. 240 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,793 She's gonna give you a full physical on the house. 241 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:18,673 Sir, I am going to start by examining your eyes. 242 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,312 Please look straight ahead. This will not hurt. 243 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,354 Worst birthday ever. 244 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,983 Just got interrogated by a DEA. agent... 245 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,289 and the only person who got me a gift was Zoey. 246 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,126 Birthday brioche. 247 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,826 Oh. Well, not the only person. 248 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,201 Ta-da. 249 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,635 Oh, I thought you forgot... 250 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,368 seeing how you didn't say anything this morning. 251 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,636 Yeah, 'cause we were sort of busy. 252 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,373 Also, I wanted to surprise you with this awesome present. 253 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,540 Oh, what is it? Wait, don't tell me. 254 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,948 Okay. 255 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,556 Kevin Costner Explores America's Indian Heritage. 256 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,157 lt's amazing. 257 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,860 I love it. Oh, my God. How did you know? 258 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,369 That you love Kevin Costner? 259 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,805 That I'm obsessed with early American history. Did I tell you? 260 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,036 No. Well, you didn't have to. 261 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,475 I just know you. 262 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,513 It's perfect. 263 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,014 You're perfect. 264 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,346 Mmm. 265 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,546 Oh, hey, check out what Carrie got me. 266 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,747 History of Native Americans. 267 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,655 Oh, right, because didn't you live in a tepee for all of third grade? 268 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,159 Mmm, fourth, but yes. 269 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,356 Oh, this isn't as good as Carrie's gift, but here. 270 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,092 Oh. 271 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,573 A neck pillow. 272 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,574 Oh, and... 273 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,676 a wind chimes CD. 274 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,182 Awesome. 275 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,515 - Love me some chimes. - That's so thoughtful, Thor. 276 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,349 Happy birthday, Coop. 277 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,557 Wind chimes. So lame. 278 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,762 Dr. Friedman, extension 342, please. 279 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,529 You can't be here. 280 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,967 I am absolutely mortified. 281 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,808 I'm so ashamed that I got you involved in this. 282 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,907 I mean, I've broken every rule of being a good sponsor. 283 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,646 I just wanted to tell you I can handle this myself. 284 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,314 All right. lt's not like I can't relate. 285 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,119 Yeah. I'm a big girl. 286 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,785 Gonna get my shit together really soon. 287 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,624 And then you and I are gonna sit down... 288 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,494 and we're gonna start all over again and get you clean. 289 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,832 - Jackie Peyton? - Yes. 290 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,441 Can we get dinner anyway for both of us? 291 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,839 I already made the reservation. 292 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,740 - Sure. - I'll talk to you later. 293 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,246 Hi. 294 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,081 Have a seat. 295 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,183 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you. 296 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,854 lam a former drug addict. 297 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,958 I was in treatment two years ago. I've been sober ever since. 298 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:35,472 I go to meetings a couple times a week. I have a sponsor. 299 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,135 But I understand why my name might come up during something like this... 300 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:44,307 so I am happy to answer any and all questions you might have. 301 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,518 I was using on the job for years. 302 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,632 Do you know how many evidence files got lost up my nose? 303 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,496 Wow. 304 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,333 Okay. 305 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,395 lt's not what I was expecting, but... 306 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,400 it's inspiring to see somebody else making it work. 307 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,171 Yeah. 308 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,407 I did some pretty low shit. 309 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,649 Once I checked into rehab... 310 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,850 just to get out of going to my own mother's funeral. 311 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,351 But recovery stuck. 312 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,398 I've been clean ever since. 313 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,161 Congratulations. That's great. 314 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,101 So- 315 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,071 Did you steal Dr. Roman's prescriber number? 316 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,443 No, I did not. 317 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,080 Thank you, Nurse Peyton. We're done here. 318 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,957 - How'd it go? - Fine. I just told him the truth. 319 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,737 So... 320 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,296 this is what it feels like on the other side. 321 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,110 Mrs. Akalitus... 322 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,703 says here you got a prescription yesterday from Dr. Cooper. 323 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,146 Vicodin. 324 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,808 Yes. Arthritis. 325 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,222 I was having a flare-up with my feet... 326 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,815 so I asked Dr. Cooper for a prescription. 327 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,292 Hmm. 328 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,556 Well, then it seems a little surprising... 329 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,793 that your urine analysis came back clean. 330 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,494 Zero traces of Vicodin. 331 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,998 Care to explain? 332 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,074 You have left ventricular strain... 333 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,413 due to your high blood pressure. 334 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,454 This could lead to a fatal heart attack... 335 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,819 the kind we call a widow-maker. 336 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,857 Jesus. 337 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,949 No. It's all great. 338 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,690 Because all of this can be prevented. 339 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,995 L'm going to prescribe you H.C.T.Z. for your hypertension. 340 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,933 Actually, I'm not allowed to do that yet. 341 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,131 Dr. Cooper will. 342 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,867 And-- 343 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,707 ls this your personal phone number? 344 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,842 Think of it like a bat phone for your health. 345 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,648 If you have a question about a medication... 346 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,656 call me. 347 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,159 If you have a question about a recipe, call me. 348 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,219 Don't be a hero. 349 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,697 If you want to be there for your wife, you gotta take care of yourself. 350 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,163 Capisce? 351 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,069 Capisce. 352 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,476 Bat phone. Nice touch. 353 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,144 I figured that's what you would do. 354 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,016 I'm not a nurse-practitioner. 355 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:13,080 No, but kind of you are, just without the piece of paper. 356 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,251 And the extra $20,000 a year. 357 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,531 I'm proud of you, Zoey, you know, for going after all this. 358 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,094 Good, because I wanted to ask if you'd write me a recommendation. 359 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,103 Yeah. Of course. I would love to. 360 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,504 - Soon as you finish your essay. - Ugh! 361 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,941 I hate you. 362 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,705 I love you. 363 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,792 Grace. 364 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,528 Honey, you need to tell me. 365 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,572 - Are you having sex? - What? 366 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,540 No, and it's none of your business. 367 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,601 You need to come to me for this, not Zoey. 368 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,737 I am your mother. Do you understand? 369 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,806 First of all, just because you are on birth control... 370 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,816 does not mean that you have to have sex. 371 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,445 Second of all, if you do decide to have sex, you will need this. 372 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,984 Okay? 373 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,789 Without this, there is still an 8% chance that you will get pregnant. 374 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:29,060 You may also get H.P.V., H.I.V., herpes... 375 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,727 chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis... 376 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,294 lice, crabs, a whole host of other diseases... 377 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,304 I would happily go into greater detail about. 378 00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,568 Would you like me to explain spermicide? 379 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,133 - No, please stop. - Okay. 380 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,769 I've made an appointment for you to see a gynecologist next week. 381 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,974 I will be taking you. Do you understand? 382 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,089 A sidecar. 383 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,633 It's cognac, Grand Marnier... 384 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,436 lemon juice, sugar on the rim. 385 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,665 Iced tea. Tea, ice. 386 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:14,034 I should never have slept with Eddie. 387 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,204 God, that's what triggered all this. 388 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,304 Look, relationships are tricky... 389 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,509 under "'16 best Of circumstances. 390 00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,519 Sometimes you just gotta move on. 391 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:26,021 - You know, you can just answer that. - No, it's Frank. 392 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,556 How is Frank? 393 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,886 Moving on. 394 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,727 Are you okay? 395 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,802 Just got a lot of shit going on at work. 396 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,202 I could take 20 Oxy right now, no problem. 397 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,297 Man, we are in really sorry shape. 398 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,365 I think we should just move in together... 399 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,843 and pull some Laverne and Shirley shit. 400 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,539 Yeah. 401 00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,741 I don't Know. Maybe you were right about rehab. 402 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,749 Seriously? 403 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,377 It would keep me from having to face a whole lot of people... 404 00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,513 I don't want to deal with right now. 405 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,752 Wow, the last time I brought up rehab... 406 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,691 you totally flipped a switch. 407 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,491 I don't know. Maybe I'm coming around. 408 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,089 Maybe we could go in together. 409 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:13,603 It might be nice to go in with someone. You know, less lonely. 410 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,432 I'm gonna change my fantasy drink. 411 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,167 I don't want that Grand Marnier. I want Cointreau. 412 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,177 Oh, my God, Cointreau. 413 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,235 My drink. 414 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,853 If I'm going to rehab, I'm going there high. 415 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,789 - Waiter. - Yes, ma'am. 416 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:42,855 Can I have a sidecar with Cointreau, sugar rim? 417 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,736 Yeah, fuck Laverne and Shirley. 418 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,237 Let's go all Thelma and Louise. 419 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:51,468 Uh, didn't they drive off a cliff? 420 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:55,569 Oh, my God. I totally forgot that pan. 421 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:58,638 What? I just remembered all the fun bits. 422 00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:01,809 You forgot the ending? Who forgets the ending? 423 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,888 - Alcoholics. - Oh, right. 424 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,618 Oh, boy. 425 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,995 Been waiting 10 years for this. 426 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:21,928 If you're going off a cliff, I'm going with you. 427 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,009 - Oh. - You okay? 428 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,783 Could I have another one right away? 429 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:38,151 - Yes, ma'am. - Thanks, brother. 430 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,124 Here we go. 431 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,366 Ah! 432 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,949 What the fuck? 433 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,144 Watch your head, lady. 434 00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:10,050 Oh! 435 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,151 Here we go. Come on, Louise. 436 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,195 Wait. Are you Thelma? 437 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,700 Which are you? 438 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:32,169 Antoinette Mills. I called to reserve a bed. 439 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,006 Oh. 440 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,670 A bed? 441 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,236 We- 442 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:45,652 You're not going with me? 443 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,487 Miss Mills, please come this way. 444 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,254 Oh. wow. 445 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:55,195 I've seen a lot of addicts pull a lot of shit. 446 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,665 Miss Mills. 447 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,931 But this is fucked up. 448 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,697 She's had a rough night. She's probably dehydrated. 449 00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:07,767 Oh, fuck you, Jackie. 450 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:12,247 You're fucking toxic. 451 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:16,683 I feel sorry for anyone who has anything to do with you. 452 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,779 You know what? I'm done. 453 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,683 Oh. wow. 454 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:25,752 And I never want to see you again. 455 00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:27,455 Fucking cunt. 456 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,428 Let's go. 457 00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:37,271 Sometimes it's hard getting them in. 33530

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