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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,117 - Don't do it. 2 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:12,300 Go on, stop torturing me. 3 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,501 Shoot. 4 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,307 Go on, get it over with! 5 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:38,359 - Do him. 6 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,428 - I can't. 7 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,031 - Gun got jammed? 8 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,866 - No, I just, I can't. 9 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,803 I can't force myself to, you know. 10 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,071 - That's some hitman you got there. 11 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,974 Where'd you get him, Craigslist? 12 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,709 - What's with you, dude? 13 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:59,213 Second season and you still got icing problems? 14 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,047 - Icing? 15 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,883 - He doesn't even know what icing is. 16 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,254 This guy kills me. 17 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,590 Oh. 18 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,925 You mean this kind of icing. 19 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,229 - That's a good one. 20 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,304 - He's funny American guy. 21 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,625 - Hey, sweetie, I can't talk right now. 22 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,626 I'm at work. 23 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,695 Uh, yeah, it was an emergency. 24 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,631 - Cops will be here any minute. 25 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,165 - What? 26 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:28,502 No, no, one of my associates said the copies will be here 27 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,038 any minute, on my desk. 28 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,807 Well, yeah, there's lots of emergencies in accounting. 29 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,977 Well, uh, if you must know, there's, um, 30 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,880 certain, uh, ambiguities in the law 31 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,650 regarding expired products. 32 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,752 - Watch out! - Sorry! 33 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:47,455 No, not you, not you, I, 34 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,856 no, what, I, of course, 35 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,058 how could I possibly forget the nutmeg? 36 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,696 Listen, just go, go back to sleep, okay? 37 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,999 Bye. 38 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,033 - You kidding me? - What? 39 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:00,801 What? 40 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,104 I'm sorry, okay? 41 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,272 She just called to remind me to buy the nutmeg. 42 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,239 - Not that! 43 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,841 That's fine and that's cool. 44 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,612 I mean, I can't keep bumping off people for ya. 45 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,146 - What? 46 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,615 I thought you said you were doin' it for stress relief! 47 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:19,052 - I already did for Sweetface, Fred, and this damn show. 48 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,188 - And don't forget Gebbles last Friday. 49 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,790 - That guy, too. 50 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,291 - Taxi! 51 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,393 - Merry Christmas! 52 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,326 - Merry Christmas. 53 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,528 - Happy Holidays! 54 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,462 - What do you think will happen 55 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,030 if Gunther got wind of it? 56 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,632 - I mean, he's not gonna just throw me 57 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:36,203 in the polar bear pin like he did the Italian guy. 58 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,137 Would he? 59 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,772 - Nice surprise for Geno, huh? 60 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:39,673 - Sure was. 61 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,077 What if I asked you to keep sticking your neck out for me, 62 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,779 and not tell the boss, you know, 63 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,381 till I get the hang of this thing? 64 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,182 - Meaning we are such battle comrades? 65 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,884 - I mean bosom buddies. 66 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,252 We are, aren't we? 67 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,087 We've been icing together for two seasons. 68 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,857 - Such a joke, should be bonding like brothers, 69 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,759 like blood brothers. 70 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,494 - It is, it is bonding. 71 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,962 - Let me tell you something. 72 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,866 The Middle Ages, in the Middle Ages Spartan warriors 73 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,368 shared everything, even wives. 74 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,538 - Wives? 75 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,039 - Yes. 76 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,842 - What do you mean by bonding? 77 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:18,412 - And you never even invited me for dinner. 78 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:25,252 - The opportunity never really presented itself. 79 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:30,223 You want me to invite you to dinner, don't you? 80 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,059 - That's a good start. 81 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,596 - It's not so simple. 82 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:39,332 To be perfectly honest, my wife, she's not your biggest fan. 83 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,934 - What is the matter with her? 84 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,070 - You know women, they can be so dramatic sometimes. 85 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,204 - She don't like me? 86 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,038 I like her. 87 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,507 She's one foxy cat. 88 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:50,944 - Huh, you know, personally, you know, I like you very much. 89 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:57,317 He's just gonna stay here like that? 90 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,686 - Sweeper is good for it. 91 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,588 Stiffs, Monday and Thursday. 92 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,524 You must have brought her up wrong. 93 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,026 - Wait a sec, I'm the victim here. 94 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,761 I mean, do you, do you have any idea what it's like 95 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,663 to live with her, huh? 96 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,499 Maybe you and I could go to a movie together or something. 97 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,300 - Do I look like a queen? 98 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,203 - Right, bad idea, why invite gossip? 99 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,539 - Yeah, keep off the crew nowadays. 100 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,445 ♪ Underneath the mistletoe 101 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,055 ♪ Locked inside your arms 102 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,893 ♪ What a sweet world this is 103 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,697 ♪ Underneath 104 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:20,420 ♪ I am the one you're searching for 105 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,727 ♪ Saving my love for you 106 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:34,668 ♪ If you wish on a falling star 107 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:41,008 ♪ Why not believe in me 108 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:49,216 ♪ I am the one you're searching for 109 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,622 ♪ Saving my love for you 110 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,191 - No panic. 111 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,159 It's just dinner. 112 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,694 What could possibly go wrong? 113 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,134 - Cookie? 114 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,603 - Still trying to lose weight, remember? 115 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:11,872 - Ah. 116 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,140 That's what you were doing. 117 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,108 Manning up at the YMCA again. 118 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,545 - Well, still haven't given up on the manning up part. 119 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,612 - No kidding. 120 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,883 - I got you somethin'. 121 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,384 Open up. 122 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:28,088 - It's not the best time right now. 123 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,156 - Right. 124 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,557 Ah, it can wait. 125 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,492 I mean, it's not really Christmas or anything. 126 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,395 It's, you know, a gift, and who opens presents on Christmas? 127 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,396 - Not there! 128 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,567 Not there. 129 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:44,938 Not there! 130 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,442 Put the nutmeg in 131 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,245 where the spices are. 132 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,747 You didn't buy the nutmeg, did you? 133 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,617 - Of course I bought the nutmeg. 134 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,052 I almost did. 135 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,488 - Every day, every day, Toby! 136 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,523 What are you doing in this freaking job that you don't even 137 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,892 have time - You wanna talk about my job? 138 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:05,558 - To just go down. - We can talk about my job. 139 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,393 - I don't, 140 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,929 and Joe's open til 10. 141 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,097 - We have to talk, actually. 142 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,631 - And this time don't leave any tips. 143 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,401 You don't have to leave tips at a grocery store. 144 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,937 - Do you remember my friend, sort of friend, 145 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,939 Fakir, Alexei, Al Fakir? 146 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,342 - The big Pollack who tried to rape me at the Christmas do 147 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,811 last year? 148 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,078 - He did, when? 149 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,182 - When you went to get the champagne glasses. 150 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,017 - Oh. 151 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,221 - You didn't know? 152 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,455 - Well do you think I would've let him 153 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,156 invite himself to dinner if I had 154 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,124 known? - What? 155 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,291 - Right. 156 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,560 I better call it off. 157 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,394 Too late. 158 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,564 - Tell me that's not him. 159 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,966 - It's me! 160 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,949 Nice to see you madame. 161 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,051 ♪ Santa is coming 162 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:08,055 ♪ I love this time of the year 163 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:12,225 ♪ I'll set the tree by the mantle 164 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,795 ♪ You wrap the presents, my dear 165 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,930 - What a surprise. 166 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,431 ♪ Let's make the dishes 167 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,401 ♪ Everyone wishes 168 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,574 ♪ Church bells ring 169 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,509 ♪ Snowflakes fall 170 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:33,313 ♪ Children singing Deck the Halls 171 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,450 - Spaghetti Bolognese, you didn't tell me your wife 172 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,718 is a ninja. 173 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,153 - No, it was right on the tip of my tongue. 174 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,654 - To tell the truth, it's not quite Bolognese. 175 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,590 - No, it's minced soy with onions pretending to be meat. 176 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,724 - And tomato garlic infusion. 177 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,093 - Which is pretending to be sauce. 178 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,627 - Will be better still if we had some nutmeg. 179 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,897 - But even without it, it's still quite tasty. 180 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,763 - Toby got converted-- 181 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:51,798 - To vegetarianism. 182 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:52,632 - Veganism, dear. 183 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,466 - Of course, dear. 184 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,301 - And is delighted. 185 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,802 - So thrilled. 186 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,270 - No suffering for animals anymore, I like that. 187 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,072 When I was a kid, I once ate 188 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,340 every Italian dish. 189 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,942 You have to get to know me better. 190 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,077 After all, we've been icing with your hubby 191 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,478 for two seasons now. 192 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,914 - Icing? 193 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,582 - Alexei works in the storage department freezers. 194 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,517 - Cool job. 195 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,585 - I'm gonna go get the champagne glasses. 196 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,653 - No, no, no, I'll get them. 197 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,822 You stay here and have fun. 198 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,924 - Yeah. 199 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,859 She's a foxy cat, I tell you. 200 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,929 - What, you can't smoke it, you can't smoke in here! 201 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,996 You want her to kill you? 202 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,431 - Kill me? 203 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,433 That's funny, you're a funny American guy. 204 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,434 - What is that? 205 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,268 - What? 206 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,202 - Is that a gun? 207 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,703 - How is the hair, funny guy? 208 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,305 - In my home, you can't bring a gun into my home! 209 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,806 - You are really a vegetarian or something? 210 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,342 - No, I am a pacifist, okay? 211 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,776 Even I don't bring a gun into my home. 212 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,710 - You're kidding? 213 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,146 - No, I leave it out front. 214 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,114 - Okay, you don't mix family stuff with business. 215 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,315 I respect that. 216 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,984 - Give it to me now! 217 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,956 - I have heard about this phenomenem, phenomena, it's like 218 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,357 some of the things - Is it loaded? 219 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:54,027 - Here in New York, apparently it's called swinging, 220 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,328 and I don't mean jazz. 221 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,329 - This is the safety switch. 222 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,864 - Remember our chat earlier? 223 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,066 - The safety's off on this! 224 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,833 - About the duty Spartans being such 225 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,069 good comrades? - You know what happens 226 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,503 if you don't have the safety on? 227 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,637 People could get hurt! - And they even swap wives. 228 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,106 - Jammed. 229 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:10,310 - What do you feel about our swapping wives tonight? 230 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,916 ♪ At this wonderful time of the year 231 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,758 - I'm sorry. 232 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,340 Lexie? 233 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,011 That's a good joke. 234 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,945 You a funny Polish guy. 235 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,683 Al? 236 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,556 What was it you said about swapping, 237 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,758 swapping wives tonight? 238 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,195 - More guests? 239 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,630 - Hello, hi! 240 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,265 - Kamila, his wife. 241 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,666 - You invited her, too? 242 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,001 - For the record, I didn't invite anybody. 243 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,036 - My big man already there? 244 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,070 - Yes, he-- - No, he isn't! 245 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,504 - What are you doing? 246 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,905 - Oh, he probably doesn't want her to come in. 247 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,107 - Why? 248 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,575 - Because he doesn't like her, he never did. 249 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,444 He, he's sort of hiding from her. 250 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,678 - But it's his wife. 251 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,113 - Okay, you know the marriage was her idea. 252 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,382 Vladivostok, it's kinda like Vegas, you know? 253 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,616 Quick job and he was plastered, 254 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,052 been unhappy ever since. - Let me in! 255 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,119 - Well that explains a lot. 256 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,420 - He's not here! 257 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,822 It's just my wife and I, and she is a bit cold, 258 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,791 has a bit of a cold, actually. 259 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,631 - Your door was open. 260 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,205 - This is a nonsmoking house. 261 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,908 - It's a very nice house. 262 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,184 So he is not here, huh? 263 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,553 Lucky I beat him to it. 264 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,489 He hates it when I'm late. 265 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,258 Now, I've got something on him 266 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,660 and something quite hidden. 267 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,363 - I really don't think he's gonna need anything now. 268 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,198 - Oh, yes! 269 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,666 He does! 270 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,269 How is this? 271 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,804 You like my hole? 272 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,274 Used to be Alexei wouldn't even look at them but now. 273 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,577 All of your, raises testosterone levels. 274 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,446 It's scientifically proven. 275 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:30,783 Gins and juice, caramelized Spanish flies, 276 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,452 tribulus terrestris, 277 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,324 hell of a kick for every man. 278 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,961 Extracts from blue and blackberries, 279 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,930 powdered el arginee 280 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:47,300 A fried octopus, they're chocolate strawberries! 281 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,881 And I thought you were new to this. 282 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,385 Don't think I'm not prepared. 283 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,088 I'm ready for everything. 284 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,059 Have you ever tried that, dearie? 285 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,628 Imported from Warsaw, 100 grand stuff, 286 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,397 worth every zloty. 287 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,267 I don't ever swing without taking at least one. 288 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:24,437 Only has to drink a lot, lots of fluids, dearie, lots. 289 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,140 You got a blender, dear? 290 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:27,974 - Upstairs. 291 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,908 - What? 292 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,009 - The blender is upstairs 293 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:30,943 in the kitchenette. 294 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,111 - The kitchenette? 295 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,346 - Yeah, the little kitchen that's upstairs. 296 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,247 - Since when do we have a little kitchenette 297 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,448 that's upstairs? 298 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,384 - Since we've been remodeling, remember? 299 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,319 The lady wants her blender, let her get her blender! 300 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,787 - Store this! 301 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,589 - The kitchenette, it's upstairs, you'll find it! 302 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,565 - What is going on here? 303 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,400 What's that? 304 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,434 What's that? 305 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,268 What's that? 306 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,503 - So many questions. 307 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,970 - You should know that I don't eat seafood! 308 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,138 - Well, sweetie, things could be a little bit worse 309 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,072 than you think. 310 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,007 - They are worse than I think! 311 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,509 What on earth, strawberries! 312 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,743 - Okay, you know what, well some people are worse off 313 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,077 than that. 314 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,547 Yeah, like him for example. 315 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,056 Don't ask, it was an accident. 316 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,425 I'll explain later. 317 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,892 First, we have to get rid of that. 318 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,102 And this! 319 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,679 I'm gonna hide him, and you divert her attention. 320 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,051 That's a great idea. 321 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,627 - I didn't find the kitchenette, 322 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,529 but there is bourbon to wash the pills 323 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,602 down. 324 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,916 - This is a nonsmoking house. 325 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,540 - Sorry about the lipstick. 326 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,109 And everything is gonna be just 327 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:47,880 perfect. 328 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,148 - Can you believe it? 329 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,116 She suddenly just, just like that, 330 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,083 I don't even know what to do. 331 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,653 I really don't know what to do. 332 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,323 - Dear. 333 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,861 Dear? 334 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,607 What's your dear's name? 335 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,043 - Melanie. 336 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,947 ♪ Melanie dear 337 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:31,023 ♪ Beautiful Melanie 338 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,334 She's cold. 339 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,405 Oh, not so bad. 340 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,088 One, two, three, four five, 341 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,268 She's alive! 342 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,473 - Thank heavens. 343 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,274 I think you saved her life. 344 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,245 - He's dead! 345 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,580 - So, are we starting? 346 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,348 - A corpse, a real corpse! 347 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,650 We need to - Shh, ssh! 348 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,951 - We need to call the police! - Ssh, ssh, ssh! 349 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:32,885 - We need to call the police! - Ssh, ssh, ssh! 350 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,354 - We need to call the police! 351 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,789 - Without Alexei? 352 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,727 He misses foreplay once or twice, 353 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,862 that sure won't kill him. 354 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,071 May I cut in? 355 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:52,905 My turn! 356 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,843 - What's happening here? 357 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,680 - I'm against that. 358 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,550 I'm against everything that's happening in this house. 359 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,751 We didn't hear the doorbell. 360 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:05,452 - The door was unlocked. - We're looking for 361 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,385 Alexei Fakir. 362 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,487 - He's not here! 363 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,421 - We saw him come in. 364 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,155 - With flowers. - And wine. 365 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:09,989 - Come in here? 366 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:10,823 - No, he didn't. 367 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,091 - Yes, yes, he came in-- 368 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,293 - And almost immediately left out the back door. 369 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,227 - So he's comin' back? 370 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,162 - He's never coming back. 371 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,430 - Of course he's coming back. 372 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:20,500 Okay, that is such a strong word, never. 373 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,502 - You have to confess! 374 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,335 - It was an accident! 375 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:24,904 - Confess what? 376 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,706 - Nothing much, 377 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,907 she kissed your husband when he came in 378 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:31,077 before he left out the back door. 379 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,245 You see, gentlemen, everything's completely fine. 380 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,253 Ah! 381 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,722 Like I said, everything's completely fine. 382 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,956 Why don't I just have him 383 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,625 give you a call when he comes back to life. 384 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,760 I mean, when he comes back to see his wife. 385 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,395 I have a bit of a cold. 386 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:52,064 You know, could even be a virus. 387 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:54,834 - Take a look. 388 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,770 - It might even be contagious. 389 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,938 - Alexei Fakir was a murder witness-- 390 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,406 - Early in the morning. 391 00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:01,708 - We're looking for the guy with the gun. 392 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,010 I haven't seen anything! 393 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:04,844 I haven't. 394 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,112 I'm just an accountant. 395 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,179 - That's what they all say. 396 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,380 - A little search won't hurt. 397 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,616 - Might even do some good. 398 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,717 - You know what would do some good, gentlemen? 399 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,285 Is if you had a search warrant. 400 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:15,354 Do you? 401 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,726 I'm a stickler for the law! 402 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,434 - One more thing. 403 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:32,271 - Yes? 404 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:47,086 If you'll excuse me, I have a bit of tidying up to do. 405 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,031 - We'll be back. 406 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,753 - Oh, what's wrong with you? 407 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:23,823 No. 408 00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:27,894 - She told me to get out. 409 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,929 And what's all this nonsense about calling the cops? 410 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,463 - No, no, it's just where she comes from 411 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:32,599 swinging is illegal. 412 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:33,833 - Swinging? 413 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:34,500 - Really, where do you come from? 414 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,167 - America. 415 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:35,968 - England. 416 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,236 - They're so repressive. 417 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:40,339 It's okay, relax, get ready, take a shower. 418 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,676 No panic, I have a plan. 419 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,144 - We're taking him to the police, right? 420 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,078 - No, he wouldn't like that. 421 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,346 He's never liked 'em. 422 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:48,280 He used to confuse 'em with the KGB. 423 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,682 It's a childhood trauma thing. 424 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,489 Just a second. 425 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,675 - I'm ready! 426 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,415 - Don't you think I'm entitled to some? 427 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,284 - Explanation? 428 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,118 Yes. 429 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:31,490 First we need to make sure that no one's here. 430 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,313 Ladies first. 431 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:43,863 - Ssh! 432 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:44,797 Ssh! 433 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,232 Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, okay. 434 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:49,001 Ssh, ssh, ssh, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. 435 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,437 Okay, just, just, just think of it, 436 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:54,573 just think of it as, as a sort of waiting room. 437 00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:55,775 Okay? 438 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,844 Yeah, that's what it is, it's a waiting room 439 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,546 for people in no hurry to get anywhere. 440 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:05,017 I mean, the good thing is they're not gonna kills us. 441 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,153 Oh my God! 442 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,020 Oh God! 443 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,455 They're gonna kill us! 444 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,424 Oh my God, no panic, there's too much excitement! 445 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,259 I'm hallucinating! 446 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,626 - Let me outta here. 447 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:15,995 - You're not really here. 448 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,163 - You know him? 449 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,197 - No, of course, that's just a corpse. 450 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,065 - I'm alive. 451 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,032 - He says he's alive! 452 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,367 - He only thinks he's alive! 453 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,902 I said, I'm alive. 454 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:25,805 - It's a dream, a very bad realistic dream. 455 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:27,639 Wake up, Toby, wake up! 456 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,275 Wake up, Toby, wake up! 457 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,977 - Wake up! 458 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,478 Have ya gone nuts? 459 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:34,947 - That's it. 460 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,616 Of course, I've gone nuts. 461 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:38,617 I mean, that explains everything. 462 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,586 I'm insane, oh thank the lord! 463 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:42,388 Thank the lord! 464 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:55,101 - Tell me this is a hallucination too. 465 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:57,904 - This is no hallucination. 466 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,047 - What about this? 467 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,620 - Just blanks. 468 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,055 - You mean? 469 00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:16,856 - Did they give you these bullets to not kill 470 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:17,790 when you shoot them? 471 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:18,724 - Fakir put them in your gun. 472 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:19,391 - I know what blanks are. 473 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,559 - You what? 474 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:21,527 - You had to be convinced I was dead. 475 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:22,795 Gunder wanted me dead. 476 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:23,629 - Who's Gunder? 477 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:24,463 - How do I know? 478 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,297 - Your boss. 479 00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:26,565 - Oh, that Gunder. 480 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,267 He didn't know Fakir was workin' for us. 481 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,201 - Working for? 482 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,837 - Us, TCRS, what is the matter? 483 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,271 - Gunder imports and sales vodka. 484 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,539 - TCRS? 485 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:34,773 - He agreed to set a trap for Gunder 486 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,975 in exchange for immunity. 487 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:36,943 - What is going on here? 488 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,444 - Soon after you left me here, 489 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,246 two Chinese thugs came in here with three corpses, 490 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:41,547 so I had to make out for dead. 491 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,715 They poured concrete all over the corpses. 492 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,184 Of course they had a little leftover, 493 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,219 and with the recession they didn't want to put any to waste, 494 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,455 so they used the rest on me. 495 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:53,625 It hardened pretty quickly, so I got stuck here for good. 496 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,998 - So that's why you brought Fakir here. 497 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,499 - You brought Fakir here? 498 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:04,270 - You wanted to put him into a concrete filled barrel. 499 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,049 - I don't think you two have met. 500 00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:20,086 This is Melanie, my wife, Mel. 501 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:20,987 Funny girl. 502 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:31,463 - Where is he? 503 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,831 - Uh, he's in the-- - In the car. 504 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,665 - The car. 505 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:37,403 - I have to talk to him. 506 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,938 - You know that could be really difficult. 507 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,874 - He's not able to speak to anybody. 508 00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:43,075 - Why, is he dead? 509 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:43,910 - No. 510 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,178 No. 511 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,254 Give me Fakir's keys. 512 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,822 - His what? 513 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:58,224 - Just please, I put it in your coat, give it to me. 514 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,959 We can't have any witnesses, give them to me. 515 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,293 - What are you, what are you doing? 516 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,729 - You know I just can't do this. 517 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,482 - Bastard must have seen me coming and split. 518 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:24,516 - Impossible, he's de-- 519 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,784 - Definitely splitting. 520 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,453 - Son of a bitch is playing both sides. 521 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:29,421 - Always the slippery one. 522 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:30,856 - Where did he go? 523 00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:31,723 - Home. 524 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,059 - Why home? 525 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,626 - Because he's a homely kind of fellow. 526 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,095 - Why would he go home while we're setting a trap 527 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,029 for Gunder? 528 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:39,831 - Did I say his home? 529 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:41,100 - Whose home then? 530 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,268 - Mine. 531 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,869 - Why yours? 532 00:31:43,869 --> 00:31:45,037 - It's obvious. 533 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:46,872 Okay, because, 'cause, 534 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,276 beca-- 535 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,044 - Because his wife's there. 536 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:54,313 - Because his wife's there. 537 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:56,915 - In a lacy bra and butt floss. 538 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,241 - Dad! 539 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:23,809 What a break. 540 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:26,812 The car was waitin' and just askin' to be jacked. 541 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,648 Hand brakes shot to hell and left in a rattle 542 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,151 skipping 80 like a devil on the fourth of July, 543 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:35,454 but with some tunin' up it won't make us any poorer. 544 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,955 And to think that we was crappy 545 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,125 like a three-month-old's diapers. 546 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,582 - Look, son, the driver's license. 547 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,417 Toby Childers. 548 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:15,927 - Dad! 549 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:23,269 - Sir, your phone. 550 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,736 - Dad, he's a stiff. 551 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:27,373 - Manners, Steven, manners. 552 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:28,840 - He's not answering. 553 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,376 I'll drive ya home. 554 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:32,344 Fakir left me a car down by the river. 555 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,812 - You know, actually, we'd like to take a walk. 556 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:36,348 It's a beautiful night, this fresh air. 557 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,583 - It's on the other side of the city. 558 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:41,087 - Okay, you know the traffic can be murder. 559 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:46,125 But it does lighten up this time of night. 560 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,407 Chances of me buying into your no meat tonight 561 00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:02,808 are rapidly slipping away. 562 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:05,811 - That's the least of your problems! 563 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,352 - You wait here. 564 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,554 I'm gonna tell Fakir to come out. 565 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,156 - Fakir! 566 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,490 - Of course you're welcome to come 567 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,492 in too. - Where are ya, man? 568 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,327 Fakir! 569 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:24,863 Fakir! 570 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,436 There's nobody here! 571 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,807 Who is that? 572 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,075 - Yes, who is that? 573 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,444 - Let me introduce myself. 574 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,146 Keating's the name, Edward Keating, 575 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:41,780 Hospital Supplies Limited, 576 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,150 and, uh, you are Tobias Childers, 577 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,151 I presume. - Okay, we gotta start lockin' 578 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:46,051 the front door. 579 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:47,153 - What's going on here? 580 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,787 - Hi, 581 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:49,621 tiger. 582 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,659 You look like that guy from the movies. 583 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:55,026 - Do I? 584 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,728 Raises testosterone levels, 585 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,797 hell of a kick for every man. 586 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,366 - Okay, you know what, I am sorry, 587 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,401 but we are not in the habit of letting solicitors 588 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:03,802 into our home. 589 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,003 - You see, I was in the neighborhood and thought I could 590 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,104 interest you. 591 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,306 - We're not interested, actually. 592 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:08,874 - In an expired person in the trunk. 593 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:10,376 - That's interesting. - Very interesting. 594 00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:11,643 - Expired what? 595 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,546 - In the trunk of a car there lies an expired-- 596 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:18,049 - Product, yes, of course, Mr. Keating, of course. 597 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,919 He's the expired products sales person that I requested. 598 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,388 - What's going on here? 599 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,856 - Simply put, I'm in the business of selling a body. 600 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:27,359 - Body parts for used cars. 601 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,061 - That's one way of saying it, or you could also say 602 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,263 there is a dead-- 603 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,464 - Deadly problem with my car, I know! 604 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,266 I need to get it fixed. 605 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,467 - But our car was stolen. 606 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,702 - Get out! 607 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:39,738 By Fakir, I beg you please don't help. 608 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:40,572 Oh! 609 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:42,040 - Maybe I can help. 610 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,543 I know a thing or two about keeping a motor running. 611 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:45,377 - Oh, yes. 612 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:50,982 You really look like that guy from the movies. 613 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,050 - Just bigger and better. 614 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,151 - You can't just! 615 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,720 - Oh, yeah. - Get out of my house! 616 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,189 - Will the amount of 100 thousand dollars 617 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,790 be satisfactory for you? 618 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,058 - For what? 619 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:01,393 - You know, for the delivery of the, uh. 620 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,861 - Parts, parts yes! 621 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,530 You know what, sweetie, this party is getting bigger, 622 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,465 and you, why don't you take Kamila upstairs 623 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,133 and show her how to make one of your wonderful 624 00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:11,069 vegan appetizer dishes in the kitchenette? 625 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:12,338 - We have no kitchenette upstairs! 626 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,039 - It is, it's upstairs next to that other room! 627 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,474 - That is one foxy cat. 628 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:16,308 - Okay, you know what? 629 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,409 That Fakir's wife. 630 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,610 - Polish chicks dig me. 631 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,678 - You know what, stay away from her! 632 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,513 You are working undercover! 633 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,054 Get out! 634 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,423 I will just say that extortion 635 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,724 gets you two to five years or more. 636 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,426 - Homicide gets you 25 or more. 637 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,894 - That was an accident! 638 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,095 - Think of my fee as a kind of a speeding ticket. 639 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,297 - Okay, 640 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:39,498 I'm a pacifist! - Now unfortunately, 641 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:41,099 I have to insist on cash, not wire transfer. 642 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:43,001 - Oh yeah, do you prefer also? - I put money on you 643 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:45,904 for keeping cash in the house, in a safe, perhaps. 644 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,339 - Okay, I am calling the police! 645 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,807 - I wouldn't trouble yourself. 646 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,676 If I fail to receive the aforementioned remuneration 647 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:52,978 before midnight, I'll contact them myself. 648 00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:54,780 They are speeding ticket experts. 649 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,647 - By midnight! 650 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:56,582 - Darling? 651 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:57,316 - What, you ready? 652 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,584 - Who's ready? 653 00:36:58,584 --> 00:36:59,518 - The vegan appetizer dishes! 654 00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:00,452 - No, you have guest though. 655 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,420 - Well, tell 'em I'm not here! 656 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,654 - They know you're here. 657 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,723 - What, are they palm readers? 658 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,458 - I'll be right back! 659 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,763 Suck a likable guy! 660 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,466 An old friend, not really my friend. 661 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:15,967 So, we have guests? 662 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,742 Oh, Mr. Gunder. 663 00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,214 Welcome. 664 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,749 It's a pleasure to see you. 665 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,783 Thanks for driving out here. 666 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:33,251 Make yourself at home! 667 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,857 - You knocked, sir? 668 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:39,825 - No. 669 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,226 - Oh, my mistake. 670 00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,614 - How'd that get there? 671 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,994 - Would you like something to drink, gentlemen? 672 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:16,995 - I'm fine. 673 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,163 - Thank you, no, madame. 674 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,865 - Well, I could use a drink. 675 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,500 - Shut up. 676 00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:32,578 I got one question for you. 677 00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:34,045 Where is Alexei? 678 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:34,880 - Alexei? 679 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,157 - Where is Alexei Fakir? 680 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,116 - I don't know anything, I'm just an accountant. 681 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:55,333 - Please, forgive me if I intrude, but I was just. 682 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,170 - Help. 683 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,409 - Don't bother, I'll wait. 684 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:33,338 - I know you invited Fakir for dinner, he told me. 685 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:37,509 And his wife, too. 686 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,482 I apologize for all this knocking you around, 687 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,784 but I'm pretty violent. 688 00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:48,219 That's how I was brought up. 689 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,156 I had a very stern and cold father. 690 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:11,109 I have to contact Fakir, it's important. 691 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,344 I lost the keys to my apartment, 692 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,847 and Al has the spare ones. 693 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,182 I can't get in. 694 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,149 - Fakir has your apartment keys? 695 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,317 - Not so loud! 696 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,490 He was only keeping them for me. 697 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:25,657 - Really, why? 698 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,531 Oh boy. 699 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,932 I see. 700 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,001 Your secret's safe with me. 701 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,302 - What secret? 702 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:38,770 - I see nothing, I'm just an accountant. 703 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:39,738 - You've got more guests. 704 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,006 - Tell them I'm not here. 705 00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:41,973 - They know you're here. 706 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:42,674 - What are they, palm readers? 707 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:43,942 - Shut up! 708 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,511 Tell them you have a business meeting. 709 00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:46,745 - Tell them I have a business meeting. 710 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,046 - I really think you should go and see them, 711 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,014 really. 712 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,482 - I really think I should go. 713 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,017 You know what, just, I'll be back in a second. 714 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,087 - You started? 715 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,389 - No, uh, just a a little foreplay. 716 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:00,659 - Oh, my favorite part! 717 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:03,428 - Oh, no, you should get the condiments first. 718 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:10,569 - The kitchen downstairs. 719 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:14,139 - No, the kitchenette is upstairs. 720 00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,180 - Where's Fakir? 721 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,715 - You know-- - What's Gunder doing here? 722 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,251 - Everything is just gonna be fine, just get back in there! 723 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:35,193 May I help you, gentlemen? 724 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:36,227 - We've got more information on-- 725 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,063 - The shootin' victim. 726 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,297 - You ever seen this man? 727 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,131 - No. 728 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:40,966 - You sure? 729 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:41,800 Look and think. 730 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,101 - No, no! 731 00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:45,203 No, okay, I haven't, and I'm sure, 732 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,838 and I'm, I'm actually mad. 733 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,139 I'm mad as hell to see the police 734 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,008 breaking citizen's rights like that. 735 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,043 Okay, I am an accountant, and I know the law, 736 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,479 and I have a right to have that right to have that warrant! 737 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:55,413 So where is it? 738 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,247 - It's being processed. 739 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,082 - As we speak. 740 00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:58,650 - You know what? 741 00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,585 Until it is, I suggest that you just process yourselves 742 00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:00,619 out my front door. 743 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:02,320 - Your behavior is abso-- 744 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,388 - Hey, you know what? 745 00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:04,322 I am a stickler for the law! 746 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,390 - What's with the cops. 747 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:06,324 This is an investigation to the TCR. 748 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,193 - Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh. 749 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,194 Ssh, ssh. - The TCRS! 750 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,296 - Ssh, ssh, get in there! 751 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:22,073 - Damn cops trying to steal my investigation. 752 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:24,342 Open this door! 753 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,011 Childers! 754 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,648 Open this door! 755 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,683 I'm not gonna let 'em do this! 756 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,154 - I found the kitchenette! 757 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,088 - Really? 758 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,624 - Little grapes and stuff. 759 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:41,359 This music rocks, we start, okay? 760 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:44,730 I have a Santa Claus costume at home, you know? 761 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,097 Well, maybe next time. 762 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:46,932 We starting? 763 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,333 - Not yet! 764 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,601 How 'bout a shower? 765 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:50,902 - But I've already taken a shower. 766 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,705 - We, no, we can never be too clean, can we? 767 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:00,912 - Oh, you're back. 768 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:10,521 - We'll meet there to finalize the transaction. 769 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,624 See you at midnight, sir. 770 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,762 Oh, go left at the tree of skulls. 771 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,030 - Tree of skulls? 772 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:26,537 Please, make yourself at home. 773 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:32,177 I'm gonna need your help! 774 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:33,011 - No way! 775 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,212 - What? 776 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,146 - I'm not taking one more step, Toby, 777 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,614 til you tell me what's going on. 778 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,749 - What's going, what do you mean? 779 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:38,784 What's going on? 780 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:47,458 Okay, if you really wanna know! 781 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,728 But right now I don't think it's the best time 782 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:52,831 for you to be satisfying your woman's curiosity. 783 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:55,333 Okay, it's easy, I'm not an accountant. 784 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,235 My profession is killing people. 785 00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:58,203 - What? 786 00:43:58,203 --> 00:43:59,470 - My profession is killing! 787 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,272 - Open this door! 788 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,308 - Killing people. 789 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,810 - What, for money? 790 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,379 - Commission mostly, 791 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,981 but great benefits. 792 00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:29,100 - You're telling me you're a mobster? 793 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,668 - Do you know how hard it is to get a job 794 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,502 these days? 795 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,738 - I'm ready. 796 00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:33,671 Does the word recession mean anything to you? 797 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,106 Unemployment, banks going down, 798 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,107 oil going up! 799 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:38,109 I was Mr. Gunder's accountant. 800 00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:40,145 I still sometimes collect the invoices, 801 00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:42,981 do the paperwork, make tax deductions, but you know what? 802 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:44,482 To get ahead in these tough times, 803 00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,184 you gotta get in bed with the competition and say, 804 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,219 I thought I was gonna help 'em with that, you know? 805 00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:50,756 Tax deductions, loopholes, or somethin'. 806 00:44:50,756 --> 00:44:52,423 Turns out he was talking about something else. 807 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:55,226 - Why didn't you tell me? 808 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,862 - Why didn't I tell you? 809 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,563 Why didn't I tell you? 810 00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,331 Do you remember that time we were talking about 811 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,667 having a baby, like last week? 812 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:04,669 And you said, "I can't have a baby with you, 813 00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:06,437 "because you would make a terrible father." 814 00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:08,639 - What's that got to do with you killing people? 815 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:10,508 - You remember that time when you made me go to 816 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,543 that holistic sweat lodge in Orlando, 817 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:15,546 and you said I have a long way to go to becoming a man? 818 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,148 Well, that really stung by the way. 819 00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,716 - So? 820 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:19,550 - So? 821 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:22,687 So? 822 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:28,559 So I didn't want to get fired from another job 823 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,863 and have you think I was just some loser accountant, too. 824 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:36,902 - Wait. 825 00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:39,537 How many people have you killed? 826 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:43,809 - None. 827 00:45:43,809 --> 00:45:45,343 You know what, there's a first time for everything. 828 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:52,250 Ow! 829 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,785 I gotta be at the cemetery at midnight. 830 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,024 But I've got a plan. 831 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,794 A, I sneak out without attracting any attention. 832 00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:04,395 B, I take your car. 833 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:08,466 C, I go to the cemetery. 834 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:13,238 D, I calmly pretend to have the ransom money. 835 00:46:13,238 --> 00:46:15,506 E, I ice the kidnapper. 836 00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:18,143 F, I get Fakir's body back. 837 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:19,845 G, I give Mr. Gunder back his keys. 838 00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:22,080 - I knew I could count on you, boy. 839 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,014 - Thank you, sir. 840 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,050 Which I found in Fakir's pocket. 841 00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:26,017 - And then what? 842 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,419 - And then, well, then I, okay, 843 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:31,222 no tricky questions, please. 844 00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:32,657 - I wish you'd think this through. 845 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:34,059 - Okay, don't worry. 846 00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,326 If I was good at anything when I was a kid, 847 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:36,727 it was climbing down trees. 848 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:38,296 What could possibly go wrong? 849 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:08,826 - He's running away. 850 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:09,861 - He's running away. 851 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:11,829 - He is running away. 852 00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:25,776 - Childers! 853 00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:31,182 Childers, open this door! 854 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:33,071 - Oh, no. 855 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,322 - No panic, no panic. 856 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:48,879 Left at the tree of skulls. 857 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:14,565 - Hello? 858 00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:17,368 Is anybody here? 859 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,306 Hello? 860 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:25,443 Is anybody here? 861 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,062 - Have you got the money? 862 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:49,334 - You brought the body? 863 00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:50,167 - Of course I have. 864 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,135 - I have, too. 865 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:52,136 - Show it to me. 866 00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:53,704 - Show me yours first. 867 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,720 So, where is he? 868 00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:59,136 - I told you to come alone! 869 00:53:59,136 --> 00:54:00,271 - He's just helpin' out. 870 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:01,706 Such a good child. 871 00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:06,043 Your corpse in immaculate condition. 872 00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,445 - What is this? 873 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:10,615 - That's the latest in medical bed, sir. 874 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:21,959 - Help! 875 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,277 - This is a complete lack of respect 876 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,479 for the dearly departed. 877 00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:42,847 - On the contrary, it's very comfortable, 878 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:44,749 soft, springy, with cushions under the head, 879 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,283 but at the same time big and solid. 880 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,952 You could fit four people on here, 881 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:49,954 and if you're interested, I can tell you that right now 882 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,557 it can be purchased for a fraction of the original cost, 883 00:54:52,557 --> 00:54:53,491 which is-- 884 00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:56,060 - What the hell's going on here? 885 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,496 - I told you to stay at my home. 886 00:54:58,496 --> 00:54:59,997 - I told you to come alone. 887 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:01,932 - I told you not to drink so much. 888 00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,033 - What? 889 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:47,645 - Are you trying to screw everything up, huh? 890 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:49,313 I came here to get Fakir. 891 00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:50,715 - What's he doing in a graveyard? 892 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,349 - What do people normally do at a graveyard? 893 00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:57,655 - I ain't got no cat! 894 00:55:57,655 --> 00:55:58,489 - What? 895 00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:01,091 - What? 896 00:56:01,091 --> 00:56:02,159 - You burned all the cats, no more cats! 897 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,360 - Don't need any cats! 898 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,062 - Cat, cat, ah! 899 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:06,296 - I can make you a rabbit. 900 00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,832 Still good for a sacrifice, right? 901 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:10,267 Almost a cat, right? 902 00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:12,036 - A rabbit, I'll bring you a rabbit! 903 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:13,471 Just, 904 00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:14,972 just don't, 905 00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:18,042 just don't open any more graves! 906 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:19,143 - Hold him! 907 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:26,717 - Okay, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. 908 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:29,587 Do I really have to spell it out? 909 00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:30,387 He's, 910 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:35,125 he's just, he's having an affair. 911 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,393 - An affair? 912 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,763 - Yeah, he's quite the ladies man. 913 00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:41,899 How do you think he got his nickname? 914 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:42,733 - Fuh-kir 915 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,507 Right. 916 00:56:58,549 --> 00:56:59,383 - Alexei. 917 00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:14,231 - What's Keating doing here? 918 00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:18,769 - Didn't I tell you? 919 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,270 - No. 920 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,106 - Oh, must've slipped my mind. 921 00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:22,940 He's, 922 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:25,375 he's a, 923 00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:29,480 he's a love interest. 924 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,016 - Whose love interest? 925 00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:32,850 - What do you think? 926 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,018 Fakir's love interest. 927 00:57:34,018 --> 00:57:34,952 - Fakir is? 928 00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,225 - Do you believe it? 929 00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:43,661 I mean, what's the world coming to? 930 00:58:06,450 --> 00:58:08,085 - Alexei? 931 00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:13,658 - Oh, you made it. 932 00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:15,225 - Sure I have. 933 00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,227 - He said you wouldn't be able to make it. 934 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,596 - Who said so? 935 00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,664 - Al. 936 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:21,365 - Al. 937 00:58:22,399 --> 00:58:25,369 You're quite intimate, aren't you? 938 00:58:25,369 --> 00:58:27,204 He'd better well make it! 939 00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:29,840 I didn't take the oysters with me. 940 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,741 - Oysters? 941 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:32,276 - Where is he? 942 00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:33,911 - Al! 943 00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:36,313 - And what's with the gurney? 944 00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:40,217 - Oh, that's actually a custom fit ergonomic 945 00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:42,519 medical bed, which you won't believe, 946 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:43,954 but you can have it for a fraction of its original cost, 947 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:44,822 which is-- 948 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,256 - Who's the man on it? 949 00:58:46,256 --> 00:58:47,457 - There's no man on it. 950 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:48,593 - Yes, there is. 951 00:58:48,593 --> 00:58:50,427 - It's not a man. 952 00:58:50,427 --> 00:58:51,862 - Who is it then? 953 00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:54,431 - It's, uh, he's, he's a woman. 954 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,935 It's actually, it's a woman on the bed, 955 00:58:57,935 --> 00:58:59,604 the gurney, the medical bed. 956 00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,238 - What's she doing here? 957 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:02,439 - Just lying around, I guess. 958 00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:03,273 - Why? 959 00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:06,811 - I can't tell you. 960 00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:08,345 - Damn it, I said why! 961 00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:12,416 - Okay, okay, 'kay, 'kay, okay, okay, I'm just 962 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:13,818 g-g-g-getting it. 963 00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:19,957 There, there. 964 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,017 - Well this is nothing but an old invoice. 965 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:51,922 It's an old invoice. 966 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,791 - Oh, sorry, sorry. 967 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,559 It's the wrong thing. 968 00:59:58,428 --> 00:59:59,263 That. 969 01:00:03,834 --> 01:00:04,669 - Ah, 970 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,271 your library card. 971 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:14,044 - I'm sorry, I don't have any other ideas. 972 01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:25,589 I really am a pacifist. 973 01:00:25,589 --> 01:00:27,825 I think it's time to start panicking now. 974 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:34,732 - Sorry, ssh! 975 01:00:34,732 --> 01:00:35,933 It's me! 976 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,267 - Okay, I have seen less people at Woodstock. 977 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:38,602 - Don't do anything stupid. 978 01:00:38,602 --> 01:00:39,503 Now give me that gun. 979 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:40,470 - No, but, I have to-- 980 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,006 - You don't have to do anything! 981 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:42,840 You haven't killed one yet, and I won't let you do it. 982 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,141 Now give me that gun! 983 01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:47,912 - Ah, you know what? 984 01:00:47,912 --> 01:00:51,148 I need to be more assertive in this marriage. 985 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,483 - At least once in your life you could do something for me! 986 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:56,453 - Al, the organ player's here. 987 01:00:56,453 --> 01:00:59,757 - No, no, no, no, I don't do organ players any more. 988 01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:01,391 Secretaries and dentists neither. 989 01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:03,127 We talk about teacher. 990 01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:06,096 - No teachers tonight, tomorrow. 991 01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,733 - You've got another thing tomorrow? 992 01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:10,567 - It's pretty much the same thing. 993 01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:11,668 - But you're welcome to stay and watch, 994 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,503 just no interruptions. 995 01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:20,244 - Once in my life, once, once in my life! 996 01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,047 You know, what about the Sunday vegan dinners 997 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:24,849 at your parents' that you made me go to? 998 01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:26,083 - Oh, don't start that again. 999 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:27,151 I've had it, I've totally had it! 1000 01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:28,919 - That's it! 1001 01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:30,087 I've had enough. 1002 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:31,255 - You've had enough, you know what? 1003 01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:32,456 It's me who's had enough, okay? 1004 01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:34,424 Do you think I'm havin' the time of my life? 1005 01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:37,261 Do you think I even mildly enjoy pan roasted tofu 1006 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:39,229 in a hazelnut foam with an avocado mousse? 1007 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:40,397 - You have a problem with my cooking? 1008 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:42,132 - Do you have a problem with yourself? 1009 01:01:42,132 --> 01:01:43,433 - I'm having a problem with you! 1010 01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:44,434 - You have a problem with me? 1011 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:45,970 You have a problem with me? 1012 01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:48,572 - Maybe I can get this part of me of party last week, 1013 01:01:48,572 --> 01:01:52,109 but what I see here, it just sick! 1014 01:01:52,109 --> 01:01:53,577 - There's no understanding! 1015 01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:56,146 No empathy, no care on your part. 1016 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:57,982 - And you know what else in the bedroom-- 1017 01:01:57,982 --> 01:02:00,184 - Department, a complete lack of interest! 1018 01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:01,551 - On whose part? 1019 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,053 - I have no need to criticize myself in that area. 1020 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,355 - Ah, maybe you should ask my opinion on that one, mister! 1021 01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:06,356 - Mister? 1022 01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:07,792 - Yes. - Okay, listen, lady! 1023 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,259 I've been asking your opinion all my married life 1024 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:11,528 and three years before that, and I'm tired of it! 1025 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,697 Okay, I am gonna tell you what I think, 1026 01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:15,866 and there is a four letter word to describe you, 1027 01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:17,935 and, you know what, it's called cold! 1028 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:18,869 - Cold! 1029 01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:20,070 - C-O-L-D, cold! - Me, cold? 1030 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:21,438 - Yeah, you're cold, okay, and don't act like 1031 01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:22,873 you don't know what it means. 1032 01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:24,474 - You're like that one popsicle that's been in the freezer 1033 01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,343 for so long it just loses all its flavor. 1034 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,611 - Oh? 1035 01:02:27,611 --> 01:02:28,846 - Maybe you need some more of that wonderful 1036 01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:30,380 marriage counseling you love so much. 1037 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:31,581 - You know what, I thought that might be beneficial! 1038 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,017 You know that it might actually help us. 1039 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:35,519 - So we wouldn't need to spend our nights jumping 1040 01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:37,721 from one devastated marriage to another 1041 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:40,257 eating caramelized Spanish flies, ginger juice, 1042 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,525 and strawberries. 1043 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:42,659 - And don't act like you weren't into it, 1044 01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:44,161 you and your copious note taking. 1045 01:02:44,161 --> 01:02:45,695 - Oh, I wasn't taking notes. 1046 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:47,297 I was actually thinking up new recipes. 1047 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:48,732 I was pretending to be interested. 1048 01:02:48,732 --> 01:02:50,600 I agreed to do it for you, I didn't need it. 1049 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,535 - That's funny. 1050 01:02:51,535 --> 01:02:52,569 That's so funny. 1051 01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:54,004 - It's not funny anymore. 1052 01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:55,239 - No, it's hilarious. 1053 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,975 - Look at me, I'm normal, healthy woman. 1054 01:02:57,975 --> 01:02:59,443 A loving-- 1055 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:00,444 - And supporting wife, I don't understand how you can-- 1056 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:01,611 - Treat me the way you do. 1057 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,080 - I treat you with respect! 1058 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,282 - I don't want respect, Toby, I'm a woman for God sake! 1059 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:06,116 I want-- 1060 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,351 - Romance? 1061 01:03:07,351 --> 01:03:08,819 - Why not, among other things. - Ah, yeah? 1062 01:03:08,819 --> 01:03:09,753 Is that what you were cookin' up with that chap 1063 01:03:09,753 --> 01:03:10,988 with the fake English accent 1064 01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:12,256 and the blinding white false teeth? 1065 01:03:12,256 --> 01:03:14,992 - How could you even tell me that 1066 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:17,561 at that alien invasion party, 1067 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:20,730 Princess Leia in bikini could tear your own murder me dress 1068 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:23,133 like Scarlett Johansson, huh? 1069 01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:26,536 And this grin granny was hitting on you. 1070 01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,405 - He was just a cooking class friend. 1071 01:03:28,405 --> 01:03:31,575 - Oh, yeah, what kind of guy with any sense of manliness 1072 01:03:31,575 --> 01:03:33,110 attends a cooking class? 1073 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,045 Okay, you know what, I saw how you were staring at him 1074 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:37,514 all night, laughing at his ridiculous jokes. 1075 01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:39,516 - I was, because yours really aren't funny, Toby. 1076 01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:41,318 - Oh, actually mine are killingly funny. 1077 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,053 I'm a funny American guy! 1078 01:03:43,053 --> 01:03:44,654 - Okay, make me laugh. 1079 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,123 Tell me a joke for once in your life. 1080 01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:46,957 - So, 1081 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:50,294 I, 1082 01:03:52,129 --> 01:03:52,963 I, 1083 01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,800 you know, don't change the subject on me! 1084 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,436 - And tonight you wanted to leave me all alone 1085 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:02,172 back at that accountant's and got everyone 1086 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,874 to come over here secretly. 1087 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:05,842 Don't deny it. 1088 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:06,676 Don't. 1089 01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:12,316 I got your secret letter. 1090 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:17,821 Cemetery at midnight. 1091 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:18,989 It's all here. 1092 01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,092 The party's over. 1093 01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:22,927 Go home. 1094 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,563 How old are you, anyway? 1095 01:04:26,563 --> 01:04:28,432 You should be cramming for exams, 1096 01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:29,466 not looking for a bit of-- 1097 01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:31,435 - But this is for school. 1098 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:33,137 The Shakespeare National Contest. 1099 01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:34,038 - Heard about it? 1100 01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:35,639 Starts tomorrow. 1101 01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:37,574 - We're practicing in the cemetery to soak up the ambiance. 1102 01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:41,178 - Shakespeare was all about blood and guts. 1103 01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:47,284 - Who the hell are you? 1104 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:48,318 - I'm Hecate. 1105 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,153 - I'm the witch. 1106 01:04:49,153 --> 01:04:49,987 - I'm Macbeth. 1107 01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,188 - I'm King Duncan. 1108 01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:52,389 - Please, ma'am, don't send us home. 1109 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,690 - Yes, please. 1110 01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:55,359 - This is really important. - Oh, please. 1111 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:56,760 - Please. 1112 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,694 - Come on, pretty please. - Please, please. 1113 01:04:57,694 --> 01:04:58,728 - Please, please. 1114 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:00,264 - Please don't send us home. 1115 01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:01,498 It starts tomorrow. - Please. 1116 01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:02,832 - We really need to practice, please. 1117 01:05:02,832 --> 01:05:04,701 - Please. 1118 01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,412 - Do you even remember the last time you kissed me? 1119 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,714 - Oh, it's really hard to kiss a walking set of binders, 1120 01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:19,816 sharpened pencils, and chronologically arranged invoices 1121 01:05:19,816 --> 01:05:21,485 all rolled into one! 1122 01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:26,756 - That might be the cruelest thing you've ever said to me. 1123 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:29,893 You know, I am done with this conversation. 1124 01:05:29,893 --> 01:05:31,561 - I'm just starting! 1125 01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:43,040 - Women, okay, whoever invented women? 1126 01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:46,576 If that's even his real name. 1127 01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,081 Is it really that bad that I'm organized? 1128 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:52,716 That, you know, I like to keep my shoes 1129 01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:53,917 in a neat little row, 1130 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:56,786 or that I like to color coordinate my socks? 1131 01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:02,826 Or that maybe I just prefer 1132 01:06:02,826 --> 01:06:04,428 the original number two sharpened pencils? 1133 01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:06,063 - All right, that's enough. 1134 01:06:06,063 --> 01:06:07,564 Where's the money? 1135 01:06:08,932 --> 01:06:10,067 - Where's my car? 1136 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,301 - I beg your pardon? 1137 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,137 - Yeah, you stole my body and my car. 1138 01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:15,372 Okay, the body's right here, so where's my car? 1139 01:06:15,372 --> 01:06:17,807 - We take the car as a bonus! 1140 01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:20,777 - What are you, nuts? 1141 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:23,013 I need that car. 1142 01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:24,481 I use that car every day to go to work. 1143 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:27,117 You know what, if I don't get that car, in this traffic, 1144 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:28,352 it could be murder. 1145 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:30,454 - Are you attemptin' to be humorous? 1146 01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:31,955 I thought you were a serious client. 1147 01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:34,091 I'm cancellin' the transaction. 1148 01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:36,426 Son, take the expired persona and go! 1149 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,328 We'll deliver the unfortunate cadaver 1150 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:42,232 to the proper authorities with your documents. 1151 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,124 - You killed him! 1152 01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:11,495 - You actually killed him? 1153 01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:13,597 - You whacked Dad! 1154 01:07:23,173 --> 01:07:24,574 Murderers! 1155 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:35,885 - Toby! 1156 01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:58,342 Toby! 1157 01:08:23,633 --> 01:08:26,803 - Gimme that, give, give, give it! 1158 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,220 - Veronica! 1159 01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:44,554 Wake the parson! 1160 01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:49,226 - Get lost, Eddie, there is no wine left. 1161 01:08:49,226 --> 01:08:51,094 The reverend had guests. 1162 01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:53,096 - Do your best to wake him up. 1163 01:08:53,096 --> 01:08:54,998 The satanists are back! 1164 01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:43,247 - Oh, shit. 1165 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,374 - You ruined the tree of skulls! 1166 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:46,109 - The cemetery is surrounded. 1167 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:48,211 Everybody stay where you are. 1168 01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:49,379 Police orders. 1169 01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,716 Nobody move! 1170 01:10:52,716 --> 01:10:56,520 - This way, this way, over here, over here! 1171 01:10:58,187 --> 01:11:00,957 - I said move, move, get out of the way, man! 1172 01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:10,367 - Come on, go, go, go! 1173 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,377 - Do not move! 1174 01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:24,213 - The fuzz, here! 1175 01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:25,449 Oh God! 1176 01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:28,518 - Hey, hey, get back here! 1177 01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:29,786 - Move! 1178 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,857 - Here's another one! 1179 01:11:33,857 --> 01:11:35,625 - Don't move, in the hat! 1180 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,160 Get your hands up. 1181 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,261 - Show me your hands! 1182 01:11:38,261 --> 01:11:39,295 Now, your hands! 1183 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,430 - This way, this way. - Sonia! 1184 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:41,931 - Keep it moving, keep it moving. 1185 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:43,066 - Devil worshipers, we got 'em all over New York 1186 01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,334 these days. 1187 01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:45,569 - Don't look them in the eyes! 1188 01:11:45,569 --> 01:11:47,671 - Look, man, it's just Shakespeare. 1189 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:50,374 You know, he wrote poems and stuff. 1190 01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,552 - Oi, stop, I see you! 1191 01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:03,487 - The gun! 1192 01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:04,454 - I said, I see you. 1193 01:12:04,454 --> 01:12:05,288 - The gun! 1194 01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:06,222 - What? 1195 01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:07,223 - Fakir's gun, where is it? 1196 01:12:07,223 --> 01:12:08,625 - Yes, you. 1197 01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:10,994 - Get rid of it. 1198 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:11,861 Get rid of it! 1199 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,367 - You're surrounded. 1200 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:18,902 - Oh, no, I forgot to wipe the prints off of it! 1201 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:19,736 - Police! 1202 01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:21,371 Get down, hands up! 1203 01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:22,372 - No! 1204 01:12:37,621 --> 01:12:38,855 Cut it out, ma'am. 1205 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,123 Or I will handcuff you, 1206 01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:41,825 and you're not gonna like it! 1207 01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:43,359 - Oh, yes, she will! 1208 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,028 Don't reach into your pockets! 1209 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,262 - Go, go. 1210 01:12:46,262 --> 01:12:48,164 - Janet, what's the status? 1211 01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:50,133 - Well, well, well. - Clear! 1212 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:51,167 - What a surprise. 1213 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:53,637 - Who have we here? 1214 01:12:53,637 --> 01:12:55,338 - All right, nobody move! 1215 01:13:04,848 --> 01:13:06,382 TCRS. 1216 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,383 - What? 1217 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,217 - TCRS? 1218 01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:13,022 - And I'm taking back this investigation. 1219 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,158 - The dead guy. 1220 01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,693 - What's the idea showin' up alive? 1221 01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,194 - That's a good question. 1222 01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:20,163 How can I show up alive 1223 01:13:20,163 --> 01:13:23,767 when this Miraslav Gunder, nickname Gunder, 1224 01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,104 sentenced me to death yesterday 1225 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:31,307 by ordering one of his thugs to shoot me dead. 1226 01:13:31,307 --> 01:13:33,543 - Yeah, how? 1227 01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:36,746 - Well, I guess I'm just another victim 1228 01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:40,484 of the merciless Polish vodka trade industry. 1229 01:13:41,685 --> 01:13:43,653 According to our statistics 1230 01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:46,656 96 lives were lost in the last two years. 1231 01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:50,927 79 of those lives at the hand of that man Gunder! 1232 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,295 - Can you prove this? 1233 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:54,063 - No, but I can prove something else 1234 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:56,466 from the very accounting records of Mr. Gunder, 1235 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:58,868 who specializes bringing to America 1236 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,304 the world famous Polish vodka, 1237 01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,040 Sokolova. 1238 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,475 - Wait a minute. 1239 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:06,409 Who did you say you are? - Who did you say you are sir? 1240 01:14:06,409 --> 01:14:07,243 - TCRS! 1241 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:09,913 - TCR what? 1242 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:10,747 - Hell if I know. 1243 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:12,048 - Feds, maybe? 1244 01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:15,384 - Tax Consultancy Reconciliation Services Limited. 1245 01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,886 - Ah. 1246 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:17,887 - Last year, 1247 01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:23,893 Mr. Gunder purchased 22,500 bottles of Sokolova Gold 1248 01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:29,933 premium label, of which 21,300 bottles were distributed 1249 01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:32,001 at a price of $36. 1250 01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:34,070 16,154 bottles were sold. 1251 01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:39,308 That makes a grand total of $581,544. 1252 01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:44,681 He only paid $28,226 in excise tax, 1253 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:50,419 instead of the $40,708 that was required. 1254 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:55,792 - Which means Gunder did not pay excise tax 1255 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:58,227 on 4,953 bottles of Sokolova. 1256 01:15:06,803 --> 01:15:08,772 That being said, gentlemen, 1257 01:15:08,772 --> 01:15:13,643 I order you in the name of TCRS to arrest that man 1258 01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:17,881 for tax fraud against the United States of America 1259 01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:19,983 in the amount of $12,482. 1260 01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:21,985 - Damn. 1261 01:15:21,985 --> 01:15:23,252 - 12,000? 1262 01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:27,724 - Not bad. 1263 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:30,126 - That's how they got Capone. 1264 01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,329 - Wa-Wait a second. 1265 01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:37,500 I'm sure my accountant will be able explain everything. 1266 01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:43,339 - Me? 1267 01:15:43,339 --> 01:15:45,675 - What did I hire you for? 1268 01:15:45,675 --> 01:15:48,111 - Well, to be perfectly honest you actually hired me-- 1269 01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:49,512 - Get to it! 1270 01:15:49,512 --> 01:15:51,180 - Okay, okay. 1271 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:53,950 - You know I'm not good with numbers. 1272 01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:55,551 - But I am, Gunder. 1273 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,554 I've checked it all out. 1274 01:15:58,554 --> 01:15:59,889 You're finished. 1275 01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:07,764 - Did you check article 43.16 1276 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:11,701 of the Goods and Services Tax Act? 1277 01:16:11,701 --> 01:16:12,902 - Excuse me? 1278 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:16,305 - For donations for nonprofit organizations. 1279 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:18,074 - Oh, that's got nothing to do with it. 1280 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:20,509 - Actually it does, 'cause you're claim ignores the fact 1281 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:24,681 that 4,953 bottles of Sokolova were donated by Mr. Gunder 1282 01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:28,985 to several nonprofit organizations, 1283 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:31,888 including, uh, two police stations. 1284 01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:34,090 - Oh, I remember that. 1285 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:36,359 - One US Customs Enforcement Agency, 1286 01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:37,193 the mayor's office. 1287 01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:38,027 - Yeah. 1288 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:39,495 - One Polish bathhouse, 1289 01:16:39,495 --> 01:16:42,932 and an undisclosed clinic that Mr. Gunder 1290 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:47,671 was operated on for a severe case of hemorrhoids. 1291 01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:51,107 - That's irrelevant. 1292 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,876 Donations are not exempt from tax 1293 01:16:52,876 --> 01:16:57,580 according to article five of the US taxation code. 1294 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,815 - You're right. 1295 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:07,190 - In the name of TCRS, I order you-- 1296 01:17:07,190 --> 01:17:10,694 - But did you check article 10 of that same code? 1297 01:17:10,694 --> 01:17:14,297 In the case of donations, the taxable base 1298 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:17,033 is actually the price of the given goods 1299 01:17:17,033 --> 01:17:19,168 that are bought and not sold, 1300 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:22,205 and, therefore, since every bottle of Sokolova 1301 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:24,708 wholesales for $23 that would be, uh, 1302 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,209 for 4,953 bottles. 1303 01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:29,378 You carry the one, 1304 01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:33,549 $113,919, and of course if you add the 7% excise tax 1305 01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:37,186 that would make it, uh, 1306 01:17:39,522 --> 01:17:40,356 $7,974 1307 01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:46,963 and 33 cents. 1308 01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:50,433 And this exact amount was paid in full April 22nd 1309 01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:54,337 as is in line with this attached documentation. 1310 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:55,438 - Impossible. 1311 01:17:56,272 --> 01:17:57,506 That's impossible! 1312 01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:00,977 - Okay, it's, it's actually quite possible 1313 01:18:00,977 --> 01:18:03,713 and very, very, very accountable. 1314 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:10,219 - I knew I could count on you, boy. 1315 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:11,721 - He's innocent, I guess. 1316 01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:13,122 - Thank you, sir. 1317 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:16,926 - Am I free to go, officers? 1318 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:19,763 - Boss, I think you're free to go. 1319 01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,508 Back to playing with the bodies. 1320 01:18:32,508 --> 01:18:34,844 - Playing with the bodies? 1321 01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:37,446 - Yeah, it's just Mr. Gunder's secret private initiative. 1322 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,315 It's purely entertainment purposes. 1323 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:40,349 No one gets hurt. 1324 01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:41,484 - What's the idea now? 1325 01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:42,752 - Sir, this is a free country. 1326 01:18:42,752 --> 01:18:44,587 Everybody has the right to spend their nights 1327 01:18:44,587 --> 01:18:46,055 they way they want to. 1328 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,357 - Unless other participants aren't willin' and able. 1329 01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:49,759 - You got that right. 1330 01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:52,461 - I don't know what, what he's talking about. 1331 01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:54,130 - Okay, please, officers, he just tells me 1332 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:57,300 it's just an innocent graveyard party. 1333 01:18:58,201 --> 01:18:59,869 - Don't listen to him. 1334 01:18:59,869 --> 01:19:02,005 He's just stupid accountant. 1335 01:19:02,005 --> 01:19:03,539 I'm a businessman. 1336 01:19:03,539 --> 01:19:05,641 - No, he's not! 1337 01:19:05,641 --> 01:19:07,643 I saw him digging up graves. 1338 01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:08,577 - Really? 1339 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,313 - Did he say graves? 1340 01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:11,680 - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1341 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,049 You have to dig up the bodies 1342 01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:15,651 before you can dress up the bodies. 1343 01:19:15,651 --> 01:19:17,753 - Engaging corpses in night games 1344 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,455 of a highly dubious nature. 1345 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:20,423 - Especially in a cemetery. 1346 01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:21,958 - Is illegal in this country. 1347 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:23,759 Hands behind your back. 1348 01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:28,564 - Watch it! 1349 01:19:29,732 --> 01:19:30,699 - He's got a gun 1350 01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:31,801 - He's got a gun! 1351 01:19:31,801 --> 01:19:32,902 - Drop the gun now! - Freeze! 1352 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:35,204 - Man down! 1353 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:36,672 - Run away, run away! 1354 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:38,674 Out of the jaws of hell! - Freeze! 1355 01:19:56,525 --> 01:19:59,095 - Heading northeast on foot. 1356 01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:01,530 - Stop, stop right now! 1357 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:03,166 Drop the gun, Gunder! 1358 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,400 I will shoot! 1359 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,769 - Let's do it, guys, go, go, go, go! 1360 01:20:06,769 --> 01:20:08,204 Come on, come on! 1361 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,216 - You're under arrest! 1362 01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:54,783 You have the right to remain silent. 1363 01:20:54,783 --> 01:20:56,585 Anything you say or do can and will be used against you 1364 01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:57,820 in the court of law. - Somebody call the ambulance! 1365 01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,055 - You have the right to an attorney. 1366 01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:00,256 If you cannot afford one, 1367 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,724 the state will provide one for you. 1368 01:21:01,724 --> 01:21:03,626 Do you understand these rights? 1369 01:21:03,626 --> 01:21:05,194 - We need a medic. 1370 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:06,195 - Do you? 1371 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,396 - Yes! 1372 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,231 - Toby. 1373 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,435 - Poor bastard. 1374 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:28,484 - No. 1375 01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:32,188 No. 1376 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:35,318 Oh! 1377 01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:41,690 Don't ever do that to me again. 1378 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,894 - I don't really plan to. 1379 01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:58,807 Gentlemen, save him! 1380 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,309 He saved my life! 1381 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,545 He shielded me with his body! 1382 01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:03,412 - Who? 1383 01:23:03,412 --> 01:23:05,281 - Fakir! 1384 01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:06,882 - Who's Fakir? 1385 01:23:06,882 --> 01:23:08,117 - Alexei Fakir. 1386 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,394 - Let's go, keep it movin'. 1387 01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:19,362 - Oh, yeah. 1388 01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,196 - Move it. 1389 01:23:20,196 --> 01:23:21,230 - He's dead? 1390 01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:23,966 Like, real dead, cold-stone, 1391 01:23:23,966 --> 01:23:25,201 seriously? - Well, I'm no expert, 1392 01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:26,869 but he looks pretty dead to me, lady. 1393 01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:28,104 - I did nothing. 1394 01:23:28,104 --> 01:23:31,006 I even wired my tax deceleration. 1395 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:33,476 - I told you Shakespeare's bad luck. 1396 01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:35,211 My brother flunked English when they asked him 1397 01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:37,880 about that depressed Danish guy. 1398 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,586 - Shut up. 1399 01:23:53,396 --> 01:23:55,331 - So his villa is mine? 1400 01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:00,836 And the apartment in St. Bart? 1401 01:24:00,836 --> 01:24:03,606 And the ranch in Wyoming? 1402 01:24:05,108 --> 01:24:08,043 - Hey, you got a pack of smokes there, Charlie? 1403 01:25:01,364 --> 01:25:03,432 - Hey, wait for me! 1404 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,802 - Congratulations, never thought I'd meet an accountant 1405 01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:08,437 with such brains. 1406 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:12,608 How'd you like a nice, comfy, well-paid job with TCRS? 1407 01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:18,414 - I'm fine with that. 1408 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:23,686 As long as you will work as an accountant 1409 01:25:23,686 --> 01:25:25,388 and not a hitman. 1410 01:25:30,226 --> 01:25:31,627 - It's a promise. 1411 01:25:36,265 --> 01:25:37,700 - All right then. 1412 01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:41,204 Call you tomorrow. 1413 01:25:41,204 --> 01:25:42,705 Merry Christmas. 1414 01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:44,973 - Cowards die many times before their death. 1415 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:47,343 The valiant never taste of death but once. 1416 01:25:47,343 --> 01:25:50,413 - Go on, shut that Shakespeare! 1417 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:54,883 - So, about our conversation? 1418 01:25:56,219 --> 01:25:57,586 Oh! 1419 01:25:57,586 --> 01:25:59,755 - That's for all the lies. 1420 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:10,165 And that's for not dying on me. 1421 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:11,500 - Sorry to disturb. 1422 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,335 - Ah! 1423 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,002 I thought you were-- 1424 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:14,837 - Dead! 1425 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:16,171 - Yeah. 1426 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,574 - Yeah, I should be. 1427 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,209 Gunder shot me. 1428 01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:21,043 - Oh. 1429 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,946 Luckily he missed. 1430 01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:25,781 - No, he didn't. 1431 01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:28,183 Got me straight in the kisser. 1432 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:30,319 Weird, isn't it? 1433 01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:32,721 The gun had blanks in it. 1434 01:26:32,721 --> 01:26:33,556 - Ah. 1435 01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:41,830 - Now how could Gunder have killed Fakir with blanks? 1436 01:26:42,665 --> 01:26:44,867 - I don't really know. 1437 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:51,307 I really don't know about these things, 1438 01:26:51,307 --> 01:26:53,041 'cause I'm an accountant, you know? 1439 01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,244 You know what I think is there's probably a big promotion 1440 01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:57,980 in it for you, you know, for putting away Gunder. 1441 01:26:57,980 --> 01:26:58,881 Oh no! 1442 01:27:00,483 --> 01:27:02,385 You know what, it'd be a shame to waste it! 1443 01:27:02,385 --> 01:27:03,719 It really would. 1444 01:27:05,921 --> 01:27:07,022 Really would. 1445 01:27:10,192 --> 01:27:13,962 - Just pray that the gun which really shot Fakir 1446 01:27:13,962 --> 01:27:15,230 won't be found. 1447 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:19,067 Yeah? 1448 01:27:58,206 --> 01:27:59,708 - Shootin' angels. 1449 01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:07,182 What'll they come up with next? 1450 01:28:19,227 --> 01:28:23,399 ♪ One little taste and then I might 1451 01:28:24,433 --> 01:28:28,337 ♪ Follow you to heaven 1452 01:28:28,337 --> 01:28:33,008 ♪ One little taste and you're my tiger 1453 01:28:33,008 --> 01:28:36,111 ♪ You got me burning 1454 01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:42,785 ♪ Now I'm gonna let you show me 1455 01:28:42,785 --> 01:28:46,589 ♪ Everything you want from me 1456 01:28:46,589 --> 01:28:49,057 ♪ 'Cause you're my tiger 1457 01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:53,061 ♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need 1458 01:28:55,898 --> 01:29:00,068 ♪ One little taste can take me where 1459 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:04,907 ♪ I'm falling into heaven 1460 01:29:04,907 --> 01:29:09,545 ♪ One little taste and you're my tiger 1461 01:29:09,545 --> 01:29:12,715 ♪ You got me yearning 1462 01:29:14,783 --> 01:29:19,354 ♪ Never have I felt a love like this 1463 01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:23,191 ♪ Now I linger for your touch 1464 01:29:23,191 --> 01:29:25,861 ♪ 'Cause you're my tiger 1465 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:29,865 ♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need 1466 01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:37,506 ♪ All you have to do is lead me there 1467 01:29:37,506 --> 01:29:41,009 ♪ And I'll go all the way 1468 01:29:42,244 --> 01:29:46,715 ♪ It won't take much just a little touch 1469 01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:50,052 ♪ I'm ready now to play 1470 01:29:50,919 --> 01:29:53,088 ♪ One little taste 1471 01:29:53,088 --> 01:29:55,458 ♪ One little rush 1472 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:59,828 ♪ Just a little bit of heaven 1473 01:29:59,828 --> 01:30:04,567 ♪ One little taste is not too much 1474 01:30:04,567 --> 01:30:07,903 ♪ To keep me burning up 1475 01:30:09,772 --> 01:30:14,276 ♪ Take my hand and lead me there 1476 01:30:14,276 --> 01:30:18,080 ♪ Some place I have never known 1477 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:20,783 ♪ 'Cause you're my tiger 1478 01:30:20,783 --> 01:30:24,787 ♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need 1479 01:30:28,323 --> 01:30:30,893 ♪ Oh, yeah 1480 01:30:30,893 --> 01:30:34,963 ♪ You just have to take me there 1481 01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:39,267 ♪ I love tonight, tiger 1482 01:30:42,170 --> 01:30:46,008 ♪ Yeah, you're my tiger 1483 01:30:46,008 --> 01:30:49,512 ♪ You're the tiger I need 1484 01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,915 ♪ I want you 1485 01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:55,283 ♪ Oh, yeah 1486 01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:58,787 ♪ You're the tiger I need 101126