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What is this?New menu.
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New menu?
No one asked us.
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You put raisins in
my Sunshine Salad?
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Where's my turkey burger?
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The chicken fingers only
come with three now?
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It doesn't even open.
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How can I whisper about Marjorie
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if I have nothing
to hide behind?
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I knew you weren't
ready for this.
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Well, that was stressful.
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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit
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at the Civic Center tomorrow?
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Sorry. Tiny trees
make me sad.
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That's why I don't
eat broccoli.
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I can't. I'm getting
something done.
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Bonnie?
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I wish I could,
but I have plans.
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She's helping me
study for the GED.
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Oh, that's right,
I really do have plans.
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Unlike Miss
Getting Something Done.
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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.
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Yeah, it's the
first step towards
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getting my
contractor's license.
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The second step is learning
how not to show up
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when I say I will.
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[laughter]
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It's so cute.
These two have had a lot
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of late-night study sessions
at my house.
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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.
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We feed it to the cats
to shut them up.
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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?
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[imitates muffled meow]
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Oh, here comes the smoker.
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Bonnie, come sit by me so she
doesn't stink up my cashmere.
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Would you like to
look at the new menu,
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or is it gonna freak you out?
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Oh, God, there's a new menu?
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[sighs]
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Sorry I'm late.
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There was a big accident
on the freeway.
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Oh, please. You were smoking.
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Both could be true.
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They're not, but they could be.
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Well, I'm glad
you're here.
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I brought
something for you.
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That's sweet.
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How come she gets
a gift and we don't?
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And by "we," I mean "me."
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Oh.
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They're beautiful.
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Never mind. Whatever that
is, I don't want one.
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They're lungs.
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We use them at the hospital
to scare teenagers.
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Healthy lung,
smoker's lung.
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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.
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So what you're saying is
I don't have to quit till June.
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♪
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Come on, Tammy.
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The square of the hypotenuse
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of a right triangle
is equal to what?
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26.
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24.
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Eight.
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I'm not looking for a number.
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X. Lot of times it's X.
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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares
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of the two adjacent sides.
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Which is probably 26.
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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.
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God, I'm never gonna pass.
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You'll be fine.
You were the "A" student
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when we were teenagers.
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That was many brain cells ago.
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You know,
before the drinking, the drugs
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and my Roller Derby concussions.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.Tammy,
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I specifically
put the lungs away
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so I wouldn't have to see that.
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Wendy told me to keep it
in your face. Catch.
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Hey. How many times
have I told you kids
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to not play lung
in the house?
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Wendy is driving me crazy.
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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer
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and holes in their throats.
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Gross. Can you forward me one?
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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.
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The carrot on the stick.
Well played.
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Why is my Visa bill so high?
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Don't look at me.
I haven't used your Visa card
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since Starbucks started
asking for I.D.
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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.
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I spent over $200
on cigarettes last month?
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[exhales]
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That's it. I'm quitting.
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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,
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but the Visa bill did?
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We're all gonna die
of something.
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Until then, I need money.
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[gasps] I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.
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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.
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I am so proud of you.
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I hate that nasty habit.
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Awfully judgy for a woman
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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.
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Even high, I was an innovator.
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This is gonna be good.
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This is the right decision.
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[chuckles]
I just saved my own life.
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What have you done today?
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Oh, Bonnie's been helping me
study for the GED.
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She knows this stuff
better than I do.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
You should take the GED with me.
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Why the hell would I do that?
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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.
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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?
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Should I have had
one final cigarette
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before I threw them all away?
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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out
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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.
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Hey.Adam's home.
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Calm down.What's going on?
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I quit smoking.
And it's a nightmare.
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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.
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That sounds like a
great idea... Why?Now, don't you start.
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You always say you hate
being a building manager.
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Maybe this will
open up some doors.
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Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.
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Sorry, I'm out.
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Okay, guys, I'm just gonna
take out the trash.
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Oh, wait, honey.
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Before you go...
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I will dance on your grave.
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What are we thinking?
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Are we feeling brave?
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It's just,
we're not good with change.
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Okay, but you're missing out
on the new salad.
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New salad?
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No. Not ready.
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Where's Tammy?
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She's home studying.
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The GED's tomorrow.
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That's a shot at me, right?
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What are you talking about?
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Because I won't take the test
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and everyone's
harassing me about it.
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Oh, my God.
Shut up already.
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Take it, don't take it,
who cares?
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So, Christy quit smoking.
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Yay.
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I can wear silk again.
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And your health,
and your health.
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Good for you, sweetie.
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And just so you know,
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the next few days could
be a little rocky.
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Will they, oh wise one?
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Why don't you just shut
the knowledge hole?
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Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.
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Why wouldn't you want
to take the GED?
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Because I'm not good at tests.
I always fail.
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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.
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Which is better anyway.
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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.
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You know what did? Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.
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White socks.
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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.
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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,
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but you were drinking
and using back then.
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Wendy, what's new with you?
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Don't try to change
the subject
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by pretending
to care about Wendy.
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Yeah.
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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.
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You're a strong,
sober woman now,
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and that means you're
capable of handling things
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that you couldn't
handle before.
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JILL:
Well,
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that's beautiful.
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Beatrice, give me that new menu.
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Nope, nope. [grunts]
I spoke too soon.
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Do you realize
it's been 40 years
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since we sat together
in a classroom?
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Longer than that, isn't it?
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Well, it was 1975.
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How many years is that?
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[mouthing]
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I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.
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All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.
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The test will begin
in two minutes.
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I'm so glad we
studied together.
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I feel so prepared.
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How you doing?Good, good, good, good.
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Hey, will you switch with me?
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Why?There's a squirrel out here.
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It looks like
he's wearing pants.
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It's distracting. Yeah.Okay.
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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This chair has a wobbly back.
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[whispering]: Hey.
My friend thinks you're cute.
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Would you mind swapping seats?
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You okay?
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Perfect.
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Except Big Ben
is ticking in my ear.
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Hey. Would you switch with me?
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Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.
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Hey, Bonnie!
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So glad we're
doing this together.Me, too.
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PROCTOR:
And begin.
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[inhales sharply]
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Which one of you
is wearing perfume?
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Look at those lucky bastards,
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puffing away
without a care in the world.
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And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.
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Yeah, but you're going to live
longer than they are.
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Step away.
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Quitting smoking
still hard?
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Yes, Jill.
Yes, it is.
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00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,837
Why don't you try
that nicotine gum?
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It's supposed to
take the edge off.
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Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?
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Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?
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I know that if you
keep talking to me like that,
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this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.
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Aw, go ahead.
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And I'll give you
a refreshing cinnamon blast
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right in the eye.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go scrub the sink.
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Come on, Wendy, show me how.
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Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?
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Christy ate, like,
30 of them.
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Do not ask her about it.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
I got my score. I passed!
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Oh, fantastic.
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Mom, did you get yours?
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I failed.
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What? No.
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No, it's okay. I'm good.
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You sure?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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This one would like
to stay out.
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Mom, you okay?
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Want a cookie?
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00:11:35,744 --> 00:11:36,788
Toothpick?
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Split a pack of cigarettes?
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I don't need you
to feel sorry for me.
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And stop eating these.
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I talked you into this.
It's all my fault.
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No, it's not.
I failed a test.
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I've done it a million times.
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You knew this stuff.
What happened?
254
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What always happens:
I couldn't focus.
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I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.
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It didn't help that the room
was, like, 1,000 degrees
257
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,465
and there were sirens
and dogs and a mouth breather
258
00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,163
who sounded like Darth Vader.
259
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:06,514
Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.
260
00:12:06,557 --> 00:12:09,517
[deep, rasping breaths]
261
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:13,347
Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?
262
00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:15,088
Never. Now, come on,
let's go celebrate
263
00:12:15,131 --> 00:12:18,004
the one person in this room
who actually is smart.
264
00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:21,268
I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people
265
00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:25,141
I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.
266
00:12:25,185 --> 00:12:27,970
I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.
267
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,972
[whispers]:
So do you. Oh, so do I.
268
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,757
What's up?I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.
269
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:34,194
Oh, that's understandable.
270
00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:36,065
But, honey, this is a big deal.
271
00:12:36,109 --> 00:12:38,502
And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.
272
00:12:38,546 --> 00:12:40,896
Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.
273
00:12:40,939 --> 00:12:42,419
I passed, I passed,
I passed.
274
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,378
Come on, Marge,
dance with me.Yeah, yeah. Okay.
275
00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:45,770
Okay, okay.I passed, I passed.
276
00:12:45,814 --> 00:12:47,946
My hip. My back. My leg.
277
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:55,215
Uh-uh, Christy, we're waiting
over here for them.
278
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:57,347
I'm coming.
279
00:12:57,391 --> 00:13:00,220
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?
280
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,048
Now, why would she have
an alarm company?
281
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,919
She barely has
any furniture.
282
00:13:03,962 --> 00:13:06,052
Attention deficit disorder.
283
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,923
Oh, that you
definitely have.
284
00:13:07,966 --> 00:13:10,317
Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree
285
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,449
in finger painting talking?
286
00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,843
You know, it would
explain a lot.
287
00:13:14,886 --> 00:13:16,584
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat
288
00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,325
you're the captain of?
289
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,370
I know a doctor
who can test you.
290
00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:22,807
Ugh.
Wouldn't kill you to check it out.
291
00:13:22,851 --> 00:13:24,287
Actually, I think it would,
because if I find out
292
00:13:24,331 --> 00:13:26,115
I have one more thing
wrong with me, I'm gonna go home
293
00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:27,203
and put my head
in the oven.
294
00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:30,119
It's electric,
but you can try.
295
00:13:30,163 --> 00:13:32,295
All right, let's go.
296
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,955
It's okay,
blow right in my face.
297
00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:41,957
JILL:
Christy!
298
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,003
Love you guys.
Smell you tomorrow.
299
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,968
Oh. What are
you doing up?
300
00:13:53,011 --> 00:13:54,839
Nothing.
What are you doing up?
301
00:13:54,883 --> 00:13:56,841
Nothing.
302
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,546
What are you looking for?
303
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,115
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.
304
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:11,160
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.
305
00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:13,597
Damn it.
306
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,992
So, why are you really up?
307
00:14:17,035 --> 00:14:19,255
I'm reading about A.D.D.
308
00:14:19,299 --> 00:14:22,084
I found this online test
that helps you figure out
309
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,217
if you might have it.Did you take it?
310
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,044
About half, and then
I found your credit card
311
00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:28,308
and bought a pair of yoga pants,
just for old time's sake.
312
00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:31,224
Well, first, give me my card.
313
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,486
It's already back
in your wallet.
314
00:14:32,529 --> 00:14:34,488
What is this, amateur hour?
315
00:14:34,531 --> 00:14:37,360
All right, let me see this test.
316
00:14:37,404 --> 00:14:38,970
[sighs]
317
00:14:40,929 --> 00:14:43,453
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?
318
00:14:43,497 --> 00:14:45,499
That's when I saw the ad
for the yoga pants,
319
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,631
so what do you
think, sometimes?
320
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:50,504
Sure.
321
00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:56,205
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?
322
00:14:56,249 --> 00:14:58,425
[both laugh]
323
00:15:03,081 --> 00:15:04,561
[both sigh]
324
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:09,044
Do you ever have difficulty
staying focused
325
00:15:09,087 --> 00:15:12,352
during boring
or repetitive tasks?
326
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,049
What's going on?
327
00:15:14,092 --> 00:15:15,442
Things were heating up in there,
328
00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:17,095
and then you just wandered off.
329
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,587
Sometimes.Sometimes.
330
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:40,075
There it is.
331
00:15:40,118 --> 00:15:42,120
Right?
332
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,689
Thought you quit.
333
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,735
I did.
334
00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:51,652
Twice this morning,
and again ten minutes ago.
335
00:15:53,131 --> 00:15:54,481
I don't get it.
336
00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:57,353
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,
337
00:15:57,397 --> 00:15:59,007
but I can't beat this?
338
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:01,183
Well, 'cause you had
a lot of support
339
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,663
with those other things.
340
00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:06,623
You ever considered
Nicotine Anonymous?
341
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:11,498
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?
342
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,978
No more programs.
Okay.
343
00:16:14,022 --> 00:16:16,372
Maybe you're not
ready to stop.
344
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:18,983
But I hate it.
My friends hate it.
345
00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:20,202
It makes me smell bad.
346
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,638
It's wreaking
havoc on my skin.
347
00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:23,423
My teeth are turning yellow.
348
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,295
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.
349
00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:29,167
Excuse me, can you
take this inside?
350
00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:32,301
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.
351
00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:36,087
Yeah, this is my
last one, too.
352
00:16:36,131 --> 00:16:38,133
[laughing]
353
00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:43,704
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and
I'm an alcoholic.
354
00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:45,009
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
355
00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:47,534
So, I just came from the doctor,
356
00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:50,580
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.
357
00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:54,802
And it kind of explains
my whole life.
358
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:58,022
My trouble at school, jobs,
359
00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:00,460
relationships.
360
00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:02,984
Good news is he says
I can take the GED again
361
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,812
and ask for extra time.
362
00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:06,988
I can even take it
in a room by myself
363
00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:10,731
if I want to, where there
are no distractions.
364
00:17:10,774 --> 00:17:13,037
You know, a do-over.
365
00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:14,996
I kind of wish
I could get a do-over
366
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,477
for the other stuff
I've messed up in my life.
367
00:17:18,695 --> 00:17:20,915
God.
368
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,830
How did no one notice this?
369
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,876
I mean, if one
foster parent
370
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,835
or teacher or
anybody had said,
371
00:17:27,878 --> 00:17:30,490
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"
372
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,100
everything could have
been different.
373
00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:34,972
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,
374
00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:38,149
and now I find out
it didn't have to be that way?
375
00:17:41,022 --> 00:17:43,416
Who knows what
I could have done?
376
00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:48,899
That's all I got.
377
00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:52,512
Oh, one more thing.
378
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,992
If you've ever been mad at me
for falling asleep
379
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:57,517
or texting while you're sharing,
you can't be.
380
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,866
I have A.D.D.
381
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,410
This new salad is the best.
382
00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:11,629
Why did we resist it?
383
00:18:11,672 --> 00:18:14,501
I know. Nectarines, corn
and cranberries
384
00:18:14,545 --> 00:18:18,418
don't seem like they
go together, but they do.
385
00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:19,811
Kind of like us.
386
00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:22,945
[all groan]
387
00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:25,034
I don't know what
you guys are talking about.
388
00:18:25,077 --> 00:18:27,079
I hate it.
Excuse me, Bea?
389
00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,386
When I ordered this salad,
I didn't realize
390
00:18:29,429 --> 00:18:30,909
there was all this
gross stuff in it.
391
00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:33,520
All the gross stuff
is listed on the menu.
392
00:18:33,564 --> 00:18:35,827
Yeah, but here's the thing.
393
00:18:35,871 --> 00:18:37,916
I have A.D.D.
394
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,832
I'll light a candle for you.
395
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:46,925
I'm gonna make you a T-shirt
that says "I have A.D.D."
396
00:18:46,969 --> 00:18:49,101
so you don't have
to say it as much.
397
00:18:49,145 --> 00:18:51,364
Well, I won't remember
to wear it. You know why?
398
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:53,976
I got to feed my meter.
399
00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:56,848
Wait, before
you go smoke,
400
00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:59,503
we all chipped in
and got you something.
401
00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:04,421
If this is a kidney or a heart
402
00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:06,815
or any other diseased organ,
403
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:10,470
I'm going to chop it up
and put it in your salads.
404
00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:13,560
Everything else is in here.
Why not throw it in?
405
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:16,041
Come on, open it.
406
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,739
Ah.
407
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,916
Nicotine gum.
408
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,787
Have I really been that cranky?
409
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:24,441
ALL:
Yes.
410
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:27,661
Oh, like you're all so
freaking low-maintenance.
411
00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:30,664
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead
and pop one in right now.
412
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,710
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