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MANUAL OF LOVE - PART 3

Love is a feeling everything that moves.

Sometimes, a traitor, changing identity.

Flee and fly like a boomerang.

leaves you with a smirk in the wind.

That ... I am this wind.

I vertigo ...

I this boomerang back suddenly.

I'm cupid, and work as cabbie love.

And no matter if the love is young or old, long or short.

only matters to the heartbeat shake wrists and mouth.

As happens to me after shoot an arrow of love.

The age of first love. Youth.

Here ...

This is the space of poker and Play Station.

You need that much space?

Love must bring the table, the chair and the computer.

But if the play area is so great ...

-... We removed the closet of his mother. -Are you crazy?

If they do not see her closet, will create the event.

Here, I put another table. -Roberto, my stomach hurts.

For some time I feel something here.

But you ...

sure we do well getting married?

Love, we should not forcibly married.

Only if we really want.

I try to explain how I would like ...

Today, for example, I left home ...

and saw a girl who tried to park a very tight spot.

A dog barked.

A lady with a wide skirt who rode a bicycle ...

went through a red light without realizing it.

I dropped the keys next to a drain and I stooped to pick them up.

Everything happened in an instant.

That's ...

And at that moment ... I thought of you.

As you and your dark eyes and deep as wells.

Tell me who invented it now to impress me.

Tell me, you fool!

-Hello, Augusto! Good evening, boys.

Francesco.

-I will miss this moment. -Why?

It is something of a teenager be followed up at home.

And you're still a boy.

My name is Roberto De Tomazzo.

And here are two things that I want my life:

Being a good lawyer and get married with this woman.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Two Tuscan peasants, indeed the Maremma, and stubborn.

Are in place for 50 years.

They say the land is theirs, who were born there and there should die.

Its mission is to convince them to leave.

-When the contract expires? -In three years,

but we can not wait. And if they insist, I do not know if we can get them.

-What will you do there? -A great golf club.

They are the past and are in through the ground.

-How much compensation? -A maximum of 30,000.

Okay.

Tell me when I should go. -Now.

For me it would be gone.

This is great chance that I was hoping.

I knew that sooner or later it would come

and I will not disappoint.

I after results,

be ruthless and play hard ...

The result

I was taught that what matters

always be focused and concentrated.

Being focused and concentrated

Good morning, sorry.

My GPS does not work ...

I know, the satellite picks up any place but here.

Tell me where you go and make old-fashioned.

I have to go to the farm Michelacci.

It's simple, takes the state highway and goes straight for 4 km.

To the right is a dirt road that descends and then rises.

Then there is a bridge. But be careful, many have died, you see the crosses there ...

It is just ahead.

-Where had this wretch? -He asked me for information!

And you have to give right information!

This is no time to joke! Must be respected!

Say.

It's a real cop? Yes, but it's kinda clumsy.

I'm looking for the farm Michelacci.

You must take the dirt road along the river La Bruna.

Until you see a red house. You'll see why the color.

When you see the red house, almost reached.

-It is easy. Okay, thanks for the info ...

I hope you're right!

Here people come to sightsee. Furthermore it is uniform.

-Here, have a coffee, a lawyer. Thanks, not to worry.

You know, Ettore? The situation is complicated.

I'm on your side, but I know ...

-Will be kicked by the police. -What a shame!

Closes this rattle!

Had stayed with a walk from here. I will die in this house.

I am enlightened, we can not leave, have disabilities.

-Be kind, lawyer. Do not depend on me.

I can try ...

The only thing I can do is trying to ...

to be compensated at 15,000 €.

-15,000 Euros? How many? -30 Million.

I gave my blood on this earth for 40 years.

I ring, do the weeding, pull the weeds and tending a garden.

Fortunately, we have in place the law of adverse possession.

Yes, there is a prescription!

No one will fill the holes that to get the ball inside.

Well, I'm leaving.

Think about it. I'll be back tomorrow to know what they decided.

€ 15,000 is a big money. Think about it.

-Tell that to the bastards. Thank you, goodbye.

Michelacci still pisses with cock pointed toward the sky!

-Shut up. Do not be ignorant!

- Who will make it possible? You? -I do not know.

- Who will make it possible? You? -I do not know!

Negative ...

Negative. Negativíssimo!

"The place is beautiful?"

And the hotel, as it is?

I still do not understand a thing.

Today, a police officer made me a fool.

And I found one in the closet ball and a bucket.

The cold water comes out hot.

The toilet has no door, looks like a prison.

There is a clock stopped in three hours ...

"Sounds like the beginning of a story."

It's just better to stay two nights.

Hopefully, for Michelacci is a tough, does not intend to give up.

- "Have you eaten?" No, let me go or anything close.

- "So go, see you tomorrow." To-morrow.

- "Bye." -Love?

-You are beautiful, even by computer. - "Fool!"

My mother is right ...

when she says that me and my friends we are depressed.

You're the stupid!

I'm out of gas, call you ...

you come get me and runs out of gas too.

-Even though it is the seer. I am even-seer.

Actually I expected.

I like to create absurd situations I like the paradox.

What the fuck are you saying?

You do not know what's paradox.

Micol, if you leave it there, in the street, you'll have to impose a fine.

But after two "Prosecco" you'll tear it!

Then, Pravda, do you think is faster ...

get around the city running on foot ...

than with the car? All around

Overview of ...

A man running on foot 500 meters ...

before someone comes by car for two miles.

Pravda is right, if you leave before running.

Always right. Who should speak now is the seer.

-Tell us your opinion ... -What can I say?

Tonight I do not feel shit.

There is nothing ... Absolutely nothing.

I bet 20 euros on the car.

It's time to bet.

Who will walk around?

I drank, ate, and I am a bit constipated ...

-I can not run. -Not me.

-Someone needs to do it on foot. -He will ...

Do not look at me.

Who does? -I!

-I run. -Look who is the traveler!

-I just need to change my shoes. -I drive.

Three, two, one ... Go!

What am I doing?

Why am I running

shirt and pants folded in the middle from a small town in Tuscany

If I had court should be in bed now.

And I ... I'm running ...

I'm running I do not know why somewhere

or running away from something.

How can you run so? Almost ran over you in the corner!

Want to tell me something? Speak!

And so, after all this time

and risking the loss of the spleen,

finally, once again ...

I am a boy

My husband does not want to believe but there is no choice, right?

I think not.

These € 15,000 you pay now?

No, I'm just here to negotiate.

Sorry, but if he sees The Color of Money ...

Confabulating, they will agree. I do not like it ...

Ettore, tell me what to do ... If I leave, will not be back.

In my place will come the bailiff to carry out the eviction.

But nobody will give you a euro.

Crisis, zero euro crisis.

Listen, kid ...

it's my turn to do business.

I do not want to € 15,000 ...

I want to double, 30,000.

I know how to recognize insecure people

by the movement of your eyes.

I could download for 20,000 euros.

30,000 is an important number. I do not know if ...

I will do my best.

You keep quiet. Do not fill my bag.

Who is? -Q!

Enter.

It should come with me immediately, is a matter of public policy.

-I am starting. -It is a very serious thing.

There is a man almost dead because of you. Come!

Who died? -No one.

Wait, let me get the keys. My goodness, what a place!

-Svanito go down there! Do not go down!

Come on!

It is he who made Uncle Ettore cry.

This is not democracy!

They want to make a field with balls. We are not interested!

Lack a midfield player, Balotelli did not come.

Dzakkerini in "Cesena" ...

It is a crisis! It is a crisis!

Please try to convince him. You are a lawyer!

Are you nuts? What's his name?

-Svanito. How?

Svanito go down. I fix everything, do not worry.

Leave me alone, is a period ups and downs.

Now is a time of low a period of crisis.

Go down and then we'll see the nightingale sing.

Nightingale-yes. -Yes.

But I think there is also a problem on defense.

It should have been the Stankevicius and did not come.

There is a problem and I should fix! It is a time of crisis!

What did you retarded?

Are you mad?

Oh, everybody goes to hell!

You only know how to make jokes of shit in this city!

Lawyer, now become a lot of friends.

We can go hear her sing the nightingale.

-The Nightingale? -Yes

# I yes ... #

# Would have made you live a dream life ... #

# That can not live with it. #

# I yes ... #

# I made it clear ... #

# That the beauty of the night ... #

# Not just leave. #

# I yes ... #

# I would have taught him ... #

# Who begins to live when she goes to sleep. #

But now ... # #

You know, she sings to me ...

But unfortunately, I'm an old queen of the Maremma.

But, as you are stupid! -Fuck you!

Bravo!

Do not leave tonight I'll take you to a place.

You will drive to where you can not!

Who likes to walk you, I like comfort.

Once a bet with boy and won 100 euros.

Had to pretend being a prostitute on the docks.

What? -Make me a whore.

To see if they had courage to come here by car.

Formed a line here to that bridge.

Came many, even those who knew me.

At one point reaches a beautiful boy.

He said: "How much?"

"To do what?"

"To make love."

"Love is free," I said.

And I got in the car.

He went to bed with him?

This will never know.

Although everyone thinks so.

Are you going to leave me here? -I do not like romantic things.

And you there with this poor guy was about to kiss me.

But watch this!

"You've convinced the old?"

The old ... They are really hard!

I think I'll need another day, sure.

- "What? You're weird." No, why?

People here are weird ... I do not know ...

They are slow! They do things a little ...

... Slowly.

They live in slow motion, exactly.

"Love ..."

"... Do something."

"Very slowly, in slow motion."

"But back home soon."

Okay ...

In slow motion!

Great ass!

betrayed her ... and now what will you do? What will you say?

Oh my God, I'm devastated.

Have courage. Makes the face more convincing as possible.

I pretend ... A good warm smile ...

Take out your most sincere smile

Love ...

"Honey, I called 4 times last night and missed. "

I know, but the phone will not start, I do not understand ...

I went to a mushroom festival with you.

They made me drink wine and I'm with a headache!

- "I'm jealous of these gentlemen." -They are giving.

"I must tell you something ..."

"I could have gone with you ..."

"But ..."

"The idea of ​​getting two days alone after all this time I liked. "

"I went out to dinner with Francesca and Silvia. "

"After we were dancing ..."

"Like the old days."

"Tuesday morning ..."

"I was not working."

"That morning ..."

"I went overboard with my sister and the baby. "

"It was really cool."

"I panicked."

"I started to make me a lot of questions. "

"Why not missed ..."

"Then I realized that they were only two days. "

"On the third day already felt have been sorely missed. "

"In the fourth ..."

"In the fourth had had enough."

"And today I can not breathe."

"Yes."

"Dear lawyer ..."

"No you can not breathe."

I love you!

And now? -You can go, I've seen you.

- She lives in a castle ... Oh, my God!

You, in this cold water? -I am not cold.

Listen, Micol.

Never had time to talk.

Of course we talked, not with words.

Get the alligator?

How to live well ... I could be married, have children ...

-Are you married? Do you have children? -No.

So what do you want? I like how it is.

It's like I already knew.

Perhaps it is committed, but what is not?

What can I do?

You can stay here all my life.

Stay with me, looking the beach at night and making love endlessly.

Why not?

Why not!

It is not possible. How can you live like this?

Always seems to be on vacation. What life is this?

Let's get one thing clear because I care ...

I did not come here to get a lover, but ...

I dress up and come back in an hour for I must bathe.

Or undress now. You decide.

Wait, let's talk.

-Later. Let's talk ...

Let's talk. But, what the hell you want to talk?

-Michal! Are you there? Oh, my husband

Hide himself. -I should have said!

-Hide! -I should have said, not sure.

-Love! -My baby!

You're back! What a surprise! Why?

A canceled flight and found he should go back.

What do you bring? -I looked everywhere.

-It is the photo! Yes, I found it.

Same as the photo! Thank you!

-He was in the shower? Yes, I took a dip in the pool.

-Beautiful, beautiful. Thanks, love.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Look, I leave tomorrow back to Brussels.

booked a beautiful hotel and superluxuoso.

-Come with me? Brussels-A?

I can not.

-I can not. -Why?

-Mom is awake? -I do not know ... Still have not seen her today.

Who are you? What do you want?

Was a mistake, sorry.

Love, I really wanted to go, I can not.

-Your mother has gone weird. What happened?

His mother drinks.

Not possible! She never drank

Never drank, but now baby!

Bebe- made a nut. -He never drank.

'Now drink. But this lift-...

-... That rises and falls. She drinks, and makes it all the time.

-Please let me pass. -Get out!

Please do not cry!

Enough!

Mom!

Love, you do not need up ...

Silence! Stay quiet there, Mom!

What happened here? -Nothing, is the drink.

Do not drink more! -He is always drunk.

What happened? -Passed out!

Take it to the emergency room!

Do not move. I'll be back in five minutes.

Five minutes?

What happened? -Open!

Do not worry, come on.

-Are you coming? -Close everything and I'm going.

See you soon.

Roberto, I have to ask you one thing.

-He came to say goodbye? -No.

We never talked. Who is this guy?

Who is ...

It's my family.

We've been married three years, but we live by ten.

It is a good person, I support.

I am a disaster, a liar, unfaithful and do not want children.

I spend too much money on crap. Almost the perfect woman!

But he really loves me.

For a moment I to take her with me.

I would not have gone, I do not believe be capable of another life.

In ten seconds, I would be crying.

Lawyer Go, go.

And good luck.

Lawyer!

I did not go to bed with that boy.

But it is a secret between us.

Lawyer, know around here life is good?

Because no one here asks you to be better than it is. Never!

The seer, for example, is a pity.

He lives with his retirement the father that is invalid.

However, no one tells you in the face.

Yes, right. You also have the mother a whore ...

... And nobody tells you in the face.

Albinoleffe know who called? Tony D'Amico!

Shut up. At dusk, you must ...

-Shut up. Bravo!

Look at the wine.

We are all different.

Different ages, bank accounts.

Several encheções bag ...

But we have one thing in common: All in love with Micol.

When it happens, we even more sad.

Have you been drinking?

No, I ...

I exclude myself from this conversation.

He is also drunk.

-I am not in love with Micol. -No?

-I am afraid. -Scared?

-What? Back at my house.

Sooner or later we all have to go home, right?

Can not live with an alligator up and down.

What the fuck is he saying?

-You do not have an alligator. -I do not understand.

We decided that we will not lose it.

How do we do?

We live joking each other.

But this time you screwed us, because we become attached.

Holy shit, we like both of you.

And now?

But ...

Now ... If I stay here, I lose everything.

If you return home, I lose you and the alligator ...

But ...!

I must die.

I must die.

I will die, goodbye.

I will die.

In life there are times when things change.

But nobody can need them in advance.

spent his youth, and you become an adult ...

A mature person.

Take me now!

Take me now, hear me?

Now is the time!

Lightning, drowning, heart attack. Choose how you want!

But it takes me now!

Do not give him another opportunity as well.

If you do not take me now ...

I head home tomorrow. I'm getting married, have a child.

And I became a lawyer fuck too.

Dammit. Take me now!

Take us now!

Take us now!

Take us now!

Damn!

- "Love!" Love.

"Look ... The clock on the bed, marks the right time. "

Three hours ... Shit, that's three hours!

Where walked with you? In a "rave"

They took me somewhere ...

... And made me drink enough wine. It was pure vinegar.

I took the bottle.

I believe in them, it was wine.

- "When you come back?" -Only ...

Tonight.

"So we make the journey together."

How so?

Shit, you're here!

Love!

What a surprise! - Let me see you ...

It's just the mulch.

I know I'm disgusting.

It's cool this place.

Not so much ...

But this town is beautiful.

-We come here on vacation. Do not ...

Sara ...

-I have to tell you something. -What?

I do not care.

Unless something wonderful.

There's something wonderful to tell me?

It's the truth.

The truth?

Tell me.

Sara, I ...

Tell me, my love.

I love you.

-Where are you going? -I'll be back.

I'll make one last silly.

Good morning.

Good morning. -A drink?

No, thanks. -What we owe this honor?

Do not come back € 30,000 said.

I talked to the leaders, could give them 50,000 euros.

But then I thought ...

with or without contract nobody can take them away.

Then you should ... resist.

You decide. No less than 50,000 euros ...

... Or resist.

I told you.

Good-bye, Svanito. Good-bye.

-My goodness! € -50,000?

-How much? -100 Million.

-100 Million? -Yes ...

But I was not interested in money.

The lawyer is right, resist!

Maremma land of shit place stink from the underworld ...

Resist, even if vehicles to come get us.

Fight! We will fight until the end!

Goodbye!

Goodbye, then!

Coming soon!

Positive!

"Are there planets outside the solar system ... "

"... That rotate in opposite directions the sun. "

"The discovery, announced in Astronomy Congress ... "

"Was defined as a" milestone "by Geneva Observatory. "

"News of the last minute."

"More than 200 civilians wounded in clashes in Mogadishu ... "

"... Were hospitalized."

"The report is one of the doctors works in the Somali capital. "

Use tie salmon a certain age is ridiculous.

Mother, is not that he chooses.

Of course it takes, I know his father, he is vain.

Georgia, I'm very happy that has accompanied me.

It's important. But do not tell mom!

She is anxious, likes to debate ...

narcissistic way of spreading ideas of the left.

You are not leftist?

In thirty years of work never said how I feel.

-Everyone knows that was a socialist! Silence!

Do not be like her mother. Be smiling.

Let me enjoy your grace.

Mark, what do you want?

What? I can not, I'm at a party with my father.

As well, need to go back? Who thinks it is?

Two months ago no see! I'm not your puppet.

Okay, we do not see more.

And besides we are already separated.

What was that? You left him? Congratulations!

Father, I need to see it.

-I need the car. -And as I come back later?

Get a ride with someone.

-Take a taxi! -Pego.

We should be together ... I can never be with my daughter.

Renzulli-! President, how are you?

Dear Fabio!

Thanks for the highlight of the day.

Concise, but effective.

When someone agrees, these things are much better.

Let me ask you a favor, you are a talented young journalist ...

Who pushed?

Damn it! He had to grab me?

Excuse me, Mr. President.

It's my fault, my heel broke.

If you do not know how to walk, jump use slippers!

Sorry, but it was not my fault.

An idiot pushed me.

The heel got stuck and broke.

Made a mess. Until overthrew the president.

The guy has three bridges in the heart.

Excuse me, I am devastated.

However, not introduced myself, Eliana Rame.

-Good. -I am a psychiatrist.

I am Fabio Renzulli, a journalist. I think I know.

You no introduction.

Every night gets into people's homes with your eyes, your smile.

Well, well.

-I made a quote from you in my book. Really?

I read it to give my opinion.

-I have to go. Ten-minutes to get my head straight.

-My wife is stressing ... Ten-minute.

Good evening.

-I sleep here tonight. -If you want, I follow.

No, thanks. It's the least-after what I did.

Let me do something good for you.

Okay.

You say I'm a man comforting ...

who is easy to open.

This depends very much of a disciplined life.

I have my rules, my style!

Really!

So ...

Good-night. Good-night. -Bye.

Give me your phone number, we drink a coffee.

Of course, why not? Note:

343 ...

-343 ... -6875 ...

-8-9-8. -8-9-8.

-I'll call you back. -I'll wait.

Good evening.

-Hello, Fabio. -Hello.

Forgive me, but I had one patient a little difficult today.

Bipolar, manic-depressive, nympho and married. A nightmare!

Oh, well, let ...

-You bring the book? -I forgot, sorry!

Sorry, my husband traveled for two weeks e. ..

My wife is also out for 15 days, what a coincidence.

Imagine if they are not lovers and are together now!

For God's sake!

-And you? What?

-And you ... How are you? How?

Like most men. A traitor, eh?

-I never betrayed my wife. -Not in thought?

Oh, sometimes ...

thoughts fly, and always end up ...

those famous erotic fantasies we've always had ...

... Youth.

The ideal would be to find a person who thinks like you.

That is, make love only once, so suddenly ...

Then he disappeared. Poof!

But always in the imagination.

-How about a fruit ice cream? -I want to ...

A-sherbet. Yes, if you take it with pleasure.

-I live there. -Where do you live?

It is a prayer group?

No.

I like angels.

-They are to protect. -Protection.

-What are you doing? -The ice cream ... Is spotting.

Placing too much dye, is not as ...

Is fouling as a child.

Do not mess my hair.

-How many years has this wig? -I do not wear a wig!

Where did this conversation?

In my opinion it would be best.

Will start my leather! Your stupid!

What did you do, you idiot!

Burned everything ...

-Burned my head. -You are better, trust me!

With mercurochrome decides?

How do I present myself before of my audience?

-What I say at home? -Is it more real, more authentic.

Finally be yourself.

Sorry, it was an accident!

Tonight will not make a simple betrayal.

You and I to his wife my husband.

We will be others.

Others-who? -We can be whatever you want.

Who? -Animals. -Pets?

What do we have? What is happening to us?

-We are not us. Who are we?

-We are two eagles. Who?

Two-eagles. -You are sexy.

Yes, I'm your eagle.

You're so sexy!

-Damn! -Not really, we're two cats.

I know you will be Gatto Mammone.

Always confuse these animals, let me be myself.

-Mia and scratches. Come on!

-Mia and scratches. -No.

-Go ... -Let me be myself.

-Are you crazy? -Speak up!

Do not do that! -Go!

Great, great!

-Once again, louder! Ai-!

-Harder! -This thing does not work!

Now ...

Make me the voice of Gatto Mammone.

How? I do not know how it is. -Yes

I am looking for my Comidinha and can not find ...

I need to find ...

I need to find a pussy ...

And I will eat it todinha!

-It 's great! -So!

How hot chick!

Why? Just tell me why.

I can not find a valid reason.

What do you have? President, I'm sorry.

Right now I feel the need to be myself.

It's time to give it authenticity, truth to my audience.

Until yesterday, all saw a bush on his head.

Now it seems, a typhoid patient. So, get me out of the air!

With the motivation: Drawn from the air for lack of wig.

My contract is expiring, see what our audience says.

I know what the public says.

Where are you going?

-That is my office. -I apologize.

Fabio ...

Fabio has changed, is no longer the same.

We said that we do not see each other again ...

-It is dangerous here. -Be willing to do?

Yes, we said that we are grown and it was only once.

So I will say that we were wrong.

Now let's do one more time and after that, bye.

Want to do here?

Are you sure? I am a public figure.

-We are not ourselves, remember? -Why not we?

I'm 15 and you 18. You came to fetch me at school.

Two high school students. My goodness ...

-And I'm a virgin. Virgin-is too much, let's go!

We put newspaper on the windows, no one will see.

Ouch!

I have osteoarthritis in the meniscus.

-You excited? -I am very excited, love.

Beware of the belt buckle.

This is the first time I do, teach me how to do?

This looks like it will explode!

-You are not wearing underwear? -I forgot.

Tomorrow need to put three. Can not attend class without panties.

Do not blow it! Teacher does not, you're a student!

Who am I? An angel, an eagle, a student ...