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Last week on Little Dog.
With Pamela out of town,
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Tommy and Cassius got down
to some father-son bonding,
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and Tommy got into a bit of a tangle
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with the family of the man he killed.
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You killed my dad!
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He broke into the morgue
to have a word with him.
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I came here to apologize.
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As if the poor dead father
could hear anything he said!
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- I got it.
- His kid, L'il Turk,
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hurt Tommy, though, and he
must have appreciated it.
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Fight me!
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And he beat Tommy to a pulp later.
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- I let him beat me, OK?
- Oh, yeah, right.
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- But more importantly...
- It's my first time.
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... I fell in love.
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- [ROCK MUSIC]
- [PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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So I sat with my head in my hands
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And they started to rust
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And my legs, as I tried to stand
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They got turned into mush
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I got sick, I got tired
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I felt crushed
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And I suffered a lot
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But I drew a big line in the dust
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- [IN SLOW-MOTION]: Aaaah!
-
For you just to not cross
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But if you talk about a dream
enough, it might come true
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Three.
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Fall into the void
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It's mesmerizing
Whoa-oh-oh
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Yet another victory for Team Ross,
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but what would you say to the
critics of your winning streak
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who say you're only fighting
old, out-of-shape men?
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And what or who is next for Little Dog?
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Yeah. The critics, they can just go
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blow pygmy goats for all I care.
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Them fellas, they are fit and ready,
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and they fought with all their heart.
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But sure, Tammy, if you're gonna go
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for ageism and body shaming,
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then everybody should
go out and buy tickets
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to Tommy Ross' next big fight!
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An epic battle of honour and revenge.
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We're talking biblical
proportions here, folks.
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- What?
- Watch Tommy Ross
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taking on L'il Turk,
the son of Big Turk,
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- to avenge his father's death.
- Yeah,
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because Tommy killed L'il
Turk's father in the ring.
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I didn't kill him.
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He died on his own. He
had a heart attack.
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Shout with us, Little
Dog fans! Stand right up
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and clap your hands! Little Dog!
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- [FANS]: Little Dog!
- It looks like boxing fans
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will be in for a treat. Will
L'il Turk take Little Dog
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to the pound and put him
down once and for all?
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Or will Tommy Ross send
his opponent back to meet
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his maker just like he did
to the young pup's father?
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Stay tuned for all your sports,
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killer action right here on downstream
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with Tammy Mackey on BONL.
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Are we off? Was that too much?
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[BARKING]
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- What's with the hair?
- Never you mind.
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Saw your interview.
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And... ?
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By fighting this child, you're admitting
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- you murdered his father.
- You gotta give
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- the fans a good story.
- Ha! Bunch of jailbirds,
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lowlives and greaseballs
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salivating over a drop of
blood. Those are fans?
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What about you, little man?
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You're a greaseball or a jailbird, hmm?
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Not to mention this L'il Turk
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- is a child.
- [TOMMY GRUNTING]
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Why don't you give it a rest, Tommy.
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Just step out of the
spotlight just for a moment.
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Let someone else in the
family a chance to shine.
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No, no, it's not that.
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Look, look, I've been fighting
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old men and bums for a month, OK?
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I need some action.
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I need something higher profile.
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Look, I got a lot riding
on this. It's important.
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And this little fella here and Pamela...
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Oh, Pamela. Yes, Pamela.
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You want to impress her with a fight?
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How often have your fights shamed
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the most important woman in your life,
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- your own mother?
- Can you pretend
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to be a little bit supportive?
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I mean, I'm working my guts out.
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I was supportive last time,
and I lost the house.
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- What will I lose this time?
- Lowly Jr lost
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- the house actually.
- Based on you
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giving your word to Tucker.
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What good is a man without his word?
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[SIGHING]
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What's with the outfit?
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What, is it for the choir?
You're back in the choir?
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Yeah. Right. Choir.
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Well, that's great.
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See? That's... that's...
that's fantastic.
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I'm sick of all this talking.
Just leave me be.
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Give me some peace.
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Come on, Cassius,
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let's go for a little walk,
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leave your old granny in peace.
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- [SIGHING]
- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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I'll tell you something.
No matter how old you get,
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moms will always get mad at you
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and they'll say horrible things.
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But it don't mean they
won't want you around.
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She said you should
go back to the woods.
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Did she?
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Yeah, well,
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what kind of dad would I
be if I did that, eh?
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That's not how families work.
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You understand?
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Hey! Look who I see!
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- It's your mama.
- Mamamamama.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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How's my little champ, huh?
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I'm alright. No complaints.
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- Really?
- Mhm.
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How's Rico?
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Done. Finished.
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- Rear-view mirror.
- Alright.
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Well, here look. Sit down.
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You're getting it all over yourself.
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You're alright?
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Better like that.
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I hear you have a great fight lined up.
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I have a fight lined up;
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I don't know if I'd call it a great one.
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It's good. You're turning things around.
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I don't know if I'm gonna sign.
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- Aaah, God.
- What?
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Pamela, I killed this guy's father.
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He killed himself when
he took you on, Tommy.
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It's boxing, you take a risk
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every time you get in the ring.
Everybody knows that.
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What? You want to fight bums
for Tucker your entire life?
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No. Uh...
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Or you want a challenge?
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I like a challenge,
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and I like you when you like one,
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so...
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take the fight.
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I'll be right there with you.
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Yeah? What was that?
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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The three of us can be a team, huh?
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A family.
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Yeah?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah, I'll take that.
- Great!
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It's not that I don't want you there.
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I just never told Mom about us.
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- I couldn't find the right moment.
- I think you're scared.
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- Are you scared of Mommy Ross?
- No. No, I'm not!
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- I got myself all dressed up.
- I know.
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You're gonna tell me I look good?
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You look beautiful.
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But not enough for your family?
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No. No, yes! Doh!
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It's complicated!
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Having no balls must
be very complicated.
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Guess I better take the outfit off.
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-
- Oooh...
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Are you gonna help me? It's
not gonna get itself off.
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Ah, this is the fight
I've been waiting for.
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Is L'il Turk a good boxer?
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We don't know that much about him.
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The media will be all over it.
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It's more than Shakespearean,
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- it's Darwinian.
- Oh, yeah!
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And Jacobian. And Norwegian.
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And country and western.
Oh, it's all that
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and a bag of hard Cheezies. We get that.
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What we don't get
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is what we need you for. Ha!
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Well, you're gonna front
the thousands of dollars
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that's needed to promote this thing?
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You'll host it here; what can you hold?
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40 spectators before the fire
department shuts you down?
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I never said where I was gonna hold it.
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Look, Tucker, I can make this big!
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I got the smarts, I got the means,
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and I got the paper.
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Yep. Paper means money.
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Is that right?
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Is it your paper or
Aunt Phyllis's paper?
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We'll take all the risk,
pay you a fee upfront.
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- How big a fee?
- A reasonable one. Hmm?
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What do you say?
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[TOMMY]: Alright. We got some demands.
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- Haha!
- Me and Pamela.
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- She's my new partner.
- Is she?
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'Cause I'm your old manager.
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I'm your trainer.
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And I'm your "you do
everything I tell you to do
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until you pay me back every
red cent you owe me."
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That's who I am.
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OK. Alright. It's all good. I know Pam.
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We can work something out, right, Pam?
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OK, look. If Tommy is gonna
fight that guy, we need
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an advance. A big one.
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I can do that.
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OK. Well,
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uh... along with the advance,
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"all new gear with my name on it,"
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uh, "some sort of rental vehicle" and
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a month's worth of gift
certificates at Pancake House."
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- Mm-hmm.
- Done.
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Anything else?
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My mom's house back from the bank.
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Haha.
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[LAUGHING]: That's a good one.
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But I'm not buying you a house.
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I could put you up in a hotel.
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Hmm? Aaah!
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Hahaha! It's gonna be good!
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Ohhh!
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Oh, yeah. The Smallwoods
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and the Tuckers working together.
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Maybe I should have a word though
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- with your auntie Phyllis.
- Oh. No, no, no.
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That... that won't be necessary.
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- No?
- She's a silent partner.
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- [TUCKER]: Is that right?
- Yeah. But don't worry.
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Everything's good. Stranger bedfellows
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have made peace for the
sake of the green.
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Green means money too, right?
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Yeah.
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Christ on a bicycle, Mother!
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This is a new low for you!
This marriage?! Devereaux?!
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Fine! Don't come to the wedding
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if you feel like that, Ginny.
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I wouldn't come unless
I had a full gas can
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and a book of matches!
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Well, actually, you have
to come to the wedding
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because I am your mother.
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No, I don't have to do any such thing.
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I hate you in my house,
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but I would rather die
than you whoring yourself
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- to the fishmonger.
- Ha ha! Insult your mother
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on the most important day of her life?
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"Most important day of her
life," what do you mean?
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That's right. Yeah, I invited
the father of your children.
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I think he has a right to know
you're marrying his worst enemy!
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Who?!
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- Devereaux?!
- It's none of your business,
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- so don't start, but yes, Devereaux.
- No!
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No! No! How can you do this?!
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00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,020
I can marry whoever the hell I want to.
256
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,820
Sure, it's not gonna
be much of a picnic,
257
00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:52,980
but it'll be better than the
hell you put me through!
258
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,860
And, Ginny, if you don't come,
259
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,040
I'll have no one on my side.
260
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,360
Uh, Sylvia, I-I-I will attend.
261
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,800
Otherwise, I'll just think this
is some sort of a bad dream,
262
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:07,120
and then I'll crawl into
bed with you some night,
263
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:11,360
and you'll in the arms of that...
that horrible fishy man!
264
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,459
Ha! Well, that's not gonna happen
265
00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,590
because I'll be living in his castle,
266
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:19,170
and there's gates and
cameras and alarm systems.
267
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,520
Uh, yes.
268
00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:25,760
I just came from a place
very much like that, Sylvia.
269
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,800
Hi, Auntie. Wait, what are you...
270
00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:40,400
- No! No!
- Tucker called!
271
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,694
- [TIRE DEFLATING]
- Oh, come on! What are you doing?
272
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,220
- [GRUNTING]
- [HONK]
273
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,420
- Come here to me!
- No, no, no! Oh!
274
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,560
- What did I do?
- What did you do?
275
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,560
Get yourself in a whole mess of trouble!
276
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,580
- I was gonna tell you.
- Explain or I move to a lung!
277
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,580
OK. Uh, this is gonna be big,
278
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,120
- and it's gonna pay off.
- I told you I didn't want
279
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:04,082
Tucker's dirty hands near my money.
280
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,100
Look, look, look, Auntie.
You wanted me to come
281
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,900
into the family business
with you, right?
282
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,800
Now, you need to trust me, OK?
283
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,550
I-I-I got a cable network.
284
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,440
I have a cable network
that's interested.
285
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,700
OK, I'm gonna buy Tucker out,
286
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,565
and we're gonna make
100% of the profits.
287
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,920
OK. Triple our investment.
288
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,860
Maybe even quadruple.
289
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,542
- OK?
- Grrr!
290
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,740
[TIRE DEFLATING]
291
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,440
- Let's talk.
- OK.
292
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:51,500
- [TV SHOW SOUNDTRACK PLAYING]
- Did you enjoy that?
293
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,660
It was alright.
294
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,630
[BLOWING A RASPBERRY]
295
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,604
Christ! Ha!
296
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,739
I'm gonna be late.
297
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,580
[KEY CLINKING]
298
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,060
I dropped the keys.
299
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,319
There comes a time in that
wretched life of yours
300
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,439
where you're gonna have to
choose between your girlfriend
301
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,860
and your mother.
302
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,560
Yeah.
303
00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:25,000
The universe wanted to be more clear
304
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,220
what it was trying to tell
you, it would drop a meteor
305
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,220
on your nuts.
306
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,630
[WOMAN SIGHING]
307
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,580
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
308
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,099
[TOMMY DOING PLANE-ENGINE SOUND]
309
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,944
Oh, God! I'm losing...
310
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,779
Oh, God! Losing... Aaaah!
311
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,700
- [TOMMY DOING CRASHING SOUND]
- OK, Tommy,
312
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,760
L'il Turk. He trained MMA.
313
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,140
He's been boxing less than a year.
314
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:50,300
Yeah, he's a baby.
315
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,620
Cassius could flatten him, couldn't you?
316
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,190
Let me see them hands.
317
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:58,200
- Make a fist. Yes.
- He hasn't lost yet.
318
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,265
Look, has he even had a pro fight?
319
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,267
This is his attempt to go pro.
320
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:06,700
But he is good, and he is motivated.
321
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,020
Look at his stats.
322
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:11,469
- Schtats?
- Stats!
323
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,920
Stats? Pamela loves stats, don't you?
324
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,100
- She does.
- Here, let me see that.
325
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,410
Ah! Ha ha ha!
326
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:21,352
You fell for it! She fell for it.
327
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:24,440
- I miss how gullible...
- [PAMELA LAUGHING]
328
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:26,960
... you are. I do.
329
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,260
Listen. I don't want to talk
330
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,880
about none of that stuff now, OK?
331
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,430
Hey.
332
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:40,569
I don't know.
333
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,880
I just wanna stay here.
334
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,220
We could have some kind
of little family night,
335
00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:48,912
watch a movie.
336
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,100
Hmm? You too?
337
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,600
We don't have time.
338
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,980
Well, what do you gotta do?
Where do you gotta be?
339
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,220
Tommy, your mother is
getting married today.
340
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,800
What are you talking about?
341
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:08,980
She's marrying Devereaux today.
342
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,129
She texted us.
343
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:12,900
344
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,760
My mother's getting married?
345
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:19,059
- To Devereaux?
- Yeah.
346
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:21,099
So like when? Now? Today? What?
347
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,780
Nobody thought to invite me?!
348
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,060
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
349
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:40,000
Interesting choice of vehicle.
350
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:44,420
Well, my car is out of
commission at the moment.
351
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,830
Are they having their
wedding at a fish plant?
352
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,907
Mom thinks it's "meaningful."
[DOING RETCHING NOISE]
353
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,980
Her dad used to work here.
Shit, we all worked here.
354
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,080
Plus Devereaux owns it, and he's cheap.
355
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,840
Alright. Shall we?
356
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,049
- Whatever.
- Alright.
357
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,220
- [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
- [INSECTS BUZZING]
358
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:05,360
Here he is. Remember my son Chesley?
359
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,792
- Hey. How you doing, man?
- Hey. Hi, Dad.
360
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,461
- That's her... that's her dad.
- That's my dad, yeah.
361
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,780
Alright. How are you
doing there, Mr. Ross?
362
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,932
Feeling a pain in my heart right now.
363
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,868
Do you have any alcohol?
364
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,180
- Where's Lowly Jr?
- How should I know?
365
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,080
Shall we move on? This
one's a slippery fish.
366
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:26,000
As we trawl the ocean floor of life,
367
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,180
clawing with our hungry buckets,
368
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:33,100
grappling with the
mysteries of the deep,
369
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,760
"and some junk from
time to time, like a...
370
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,740
"like a... boat or a... "
371
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,660
tire. But no,
372
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,360
that's... that's...
that's... stretched out.
373
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,760
No, no. Hold on, hold on.
374
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,120
Just trying to... I'm having a hard time
375
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,760
- reading my own handwriting.
- [CLANGING]
376
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:54,000
[LOWLY SR]: Glory be to the hand of God!
377
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:01,379
Sorry, Mom.
378
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,860
I had me a nice suit
on and everything...
379
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,315
Ah, it's enough that you're here!
380
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,585
Couldn't have got married today
without my best man, huh?
381
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,780
- Hahaha!
- Oh, "my best man."
382
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,239
Yeah.
383
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,000
That's what you used to call
him. Hey, remember that?
384
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:16,260
"Here comes my best little man.
385
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,995
And Tommy Trouble."
386
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,680
- [LOWLY SR]: Hi, Tommy.
- [TOMMY]: You couldn't think
387
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,820
to tell me that my mother
was getting married today?
388
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,204
- I could not utter the words, Tommy.
- Ginny?
389
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,539
I didn't think she'd get this far.
390
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,540
- Even Smallwood is here.
- Well, I didn't invite him.
391
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,240
You didn't invite me either, did you?
392
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,099
[DEVEREAUX]: No, but you're
here now, aren't you?
393
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,500
What are you doing?
394
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,799
You're marrying Devereaux.
395
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,700
Talk about shaming the family.
396
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,340
This is why I didn't invite you.
397
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,680
You always make a scene!
398
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,958
Oh, what? That's not a scene?
399
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:50,380
- Ha!
- Yeah? Well, at least
400
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,964
he's not making it
about him, like you do
401
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,760
every single time.
402
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,920
Do not ruin Mom's special day.
403
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,512
She got a point there, Tommy.
404
00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,700
I was the one who wanted
405
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,339
to ruin this wedding, not you!
406
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,370
Who cares if it's ruined?
It's ruined and it's ruined,
407
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,790
so let's be done with it and go home.
408
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,879
I don't have a home!
409
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,100
410
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,339
And every single one of you made me feel
411
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,040
that I didn't belong in your life!
412
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:14,360
So now, please,
413
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,650
hold your peace.
414
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:21,110
Today, I have finally landed the most
415
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,160
beautiful fish that ever appeared
416
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,559
in any Devereaux net ever.
417
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,840
I do. Just give me the ring!
418
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,180
Yes, the ring. Yes, I've got it on me.
419
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,000
OK...
420
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,760
Uh, I'm just gonna have to, uh...
421
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,740
You know...
422
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,944
I learned years ago, many years ago,
423
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,340
sitting around waiting for true
happiness was a waste of time
424
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,400
because true happiness is for
425
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,460
the naive and the stupid.
426
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,150
Life
427
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:53,557
is just degrees of misery.
428
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,580
So, if it's all a struggle,
429
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,920
then why not struggle
from inside a castle?
430
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,319
431
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,760
Oh, yeah, well, spare me
432
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,634
the struggle of trying to get
your house back from the bank,
433
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,720
which is what I have
been in the middle of.
434
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,839
Turns out this shameful
little fight I got coming up,
435
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,839
it's pretty lucrative.
436
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,140
- There it is!
- Mom, don't do it.
437
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,100
Please, God, don't let her do it.
438
00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:23,600
Mom, maybe you don't want to do this.
439
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,060
Do it. Go on, do it.
440
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,940
441
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,040
- [GINNY]: Ugh!
- [LOWLY JR]: Ugh!
442
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,440
- Yeah!
- I pronounce you man and wife.
443
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,920
I went to my old neighbourhood
444
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,540
Nothing was there
445
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,246
You're ripe for a family seminar.
446
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,950
The house where I lived was gone
447
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:55,086
The streets were all bare
448
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,899
Does anyone have a pair of pants?
449
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,320
Size 36?
450
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,391
Here where I spent
451
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,340
-
All of my childhood
- 38?
452
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,760
Nooo
453
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,230
- A set of pliers?
-
Ah, nothing but bricks
454
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,134
Broken bottles and sticks everywhere
455
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,980
Hmmm, yeah, yeah, yeah
456
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:20,160
Now as I walk down the street
457
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:24,460
There's nothing to see
No, no, no, no, no, no
458
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,184
The candy store's gone
459
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,980
No one waving to me
460
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,900
Whoa oh oh oh oh
461
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:36,140
A memory of our old love
462
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,260
I hoped to find there
463
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:42,860
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