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The dog gave you
a wee bit of a scare the other day.
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A stroke?
That's what I said.
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But he didn't have a stroke.
That's what they said.
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Why'd you thinks
he was havin' a strokes?
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Well, he was out layin'
in the sun for a few hours,
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when he came back up the house,
his back end was all honey dick.
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How so?
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Well, it was like he was trying
to walk and scratch himself at the same time
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and his brain couldn't figure
out which one to focus on.
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So what did you do?
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I said, "Oh, fuck, this is it."
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Is that what you did?
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I said, "Oh, fuck,
you're getting the needle.
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"Better get one ready
for me, too."
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He's okay, good buddy.
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Oh, fuck,
"If we're diggin' a hole,
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"better dig a big one,
I'm gettin' in there with him."
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But it's all been sorted?
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Oh, it's all sorted but I said,
"Oh, fuck," Dary.
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Yeah, we oughta leave
this world behind. That's what I said.
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You knew that he was
on bladder meds for the last three weeks.
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Fuckin' geezer.
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And that he'd be passing
the bladder stones sometime around now
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and to expect
some odd behavior,
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you still go
worst case scenario?
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I said, "Oh, fuck, this is it."
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And what was the verdict?
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Passin' bladder stones.
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Exactly. Just passing
some bladder stones.
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There a fuckin' echo
in here, Katy?
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I think he faked it.
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Faked what?
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A stroke.
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Why would the dog
fakes a strokes?
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Gus faked a stroke so that
he could go to the vet and get a thermometer up the bum.
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Look, if you're comin'...
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you better come correct.
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Well, look how Stormy responds
to a thermometer up the bum. Hates her life.
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No time for a knuckler
there either.
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No time for a two?knuckler.
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There's no such thing
as a three?knuckler.
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Which we've established.
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Cito, too. Even the sight
of a thermometer, send him scrambling.
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Yeah. God help the vet
tries to throw a knuckler up Cito's bum.
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Vet might not get that one back.
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What are you sayin' here, Katy?
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I'm saying that Gus is...
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Look, if you're comin'...
you better come correct!
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Gus is gay.
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No, he isn't.
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Yeah, he is.
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No, he isn't.
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Yeah, he is.
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Have you ever seen him
mount a female?
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He's a gentleman.
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But you've seen him mount
countless males.
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He'd mount the red?hot tailpipe
of a high CC quad. Katy, come off it!
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What if he is gay?
What's the big deal?
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I don't give a fuck if he's gay.
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Maybe you do.
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Maybe you think that...
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Just gimme a minute.
Gotta let that...
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Gotta let that marinate.
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Hey, Dary,
what if Gus was gay?
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I don't give a fuck
if he's gay.
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Dan, what if Gus is gay?
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Well, Professor Tricia's...
I withdraw.
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See, Wayne, Gus is gay.
What's the big deal?
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I already said I don't give
a fuck if he's gay.
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Well, that makes me very happy.
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Just don't, uh...
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Don't go sayin' that
around McMurray. Why?
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McMurray gets weird
about that stuff.
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How so?
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Like, he's fine with it,
if you're gay...
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If you're queer.
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Maybe he'd like to get
honey dickin'.
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He just, uh, gets kind of weird
talkin' about it, is all.
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How does he talk about it?
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Well, he'll just get
all uncomfortable, you know.
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He'll be like, ahem...
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"Uh, you know, if one of them
come up to me and say, 'You're fuckin' cute, bud...'
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"From what I said
right from the start
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"at the very beginning,
'I ain't one of ya.'"
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That is about the best shit
I've heard all day.
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Ahem, "If they ever come up
to me and say, 'Fuck, are you cute, bud.'"
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"You wanna know what I said
right from the start at the very beginning?"
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"Yeah, uh, I... I love my wife.
And you know, uh..."
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Keep it away from me?
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"No... not around me."
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"Because, I ain't one of ya."
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This is fascinating.
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You know, Professor Tricia...
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You know what, Dan? Enough!
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WAYNE: "Ahem, I ain't one of ya.
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"No, but, uh,
yous got your street,
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yous got your day
and from what I'm told, yous are here to stay.
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"Just keep it away from me,
'cause I ain't one of ya."
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L.O.L.
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"You know why?
I don't really care, I mean,
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"I don't like being told what
to do myself there, either."
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"Yous got your street.
Yous got your day."
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"Oh, boy, do I love my wife
and, boy, she loves me."
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"From what I'm told
yous are here to stay..."
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"Not anywhere near me."
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"Ahem, I ain't one of ya,
but, uh, you know, you can think I'm cute,
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"but, uh, you know,
you're a good enough guy,
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"but, uh, I see we both
like tight T?shirts, but...
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"We can have a beer,
but nothin' else.
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'Cause I ain't one of ya."
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"Talkin' about, uh...
You know, maybe, maybe you ever been to 'Pulco?"
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"What you never been down 'Cun?"
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"Ever been down
to that 'Minican?"
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"Ever been down Caico?"
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"Gotta go down to Caicos,
you never been to Caicos."
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"Plenty of yous
in the Florida Keys."
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"Florida Keys,
Florida for me's."
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"Plenty of yous down Key West."
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"I love the Key West...
Key West is the best."
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"Plenty of yous down Miami."
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"Oh, hot jimmy?don?bobby,
I been down to Miami."
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You all right with it
if the dog's gay?
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Much told gays
are here to stay. So...
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Guess he does always
spring that red rocket when he's up on your lap.
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So that was in the cards.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(IMITATES SWIPING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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Snipes.
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Oh... snipers.
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Hey, boys, quick row down?
Yeah, quick pow?wow, boys.
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You guys sure you want
your snipers just cruising in there unattended?
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Chest puffer convention
in there, boys.
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Dudes walking around
with watermelons under each arm.
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Nothin' to worry about there.
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Uh, no reason not to trust her
'til she gives you one, boy.
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Wow, that's
a mature approach, boys.
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Thinking the game far
beyond your years, boys.
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You guys comin'
to bush party tonight?
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You bet.
You?
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The bush party
we're hosting?
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Yeah.
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Perhaps.
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Mmm... boys.
Boys!
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We got a bet going
with Ronsy and Daxy...
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Who can tally
the most take downs.
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That's a mature approach, boys.
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Thinking the game
far beyond your years, boys.
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Mmm. All the college
and uni tail home for the summer, boys.
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Gotta get it while the getting's
goodest and the goods about to get got, get it?
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Got it.
Good.
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More to that.
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The college and uni kids
that are home
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that have taken
their fightin' skills to the city for a year,
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they're thinkin'
they're tougher than nails.
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More to that.
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There's a chest puffer in there
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beaking about being
the toughest guy in his college town.
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And I think you know
what that means.
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Well, are you gonna tell me?
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Well, if he's sayin' that
he's the toughest guy in his college town,
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college towns are bigger
than our town
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and that would also make him
the toughest guy in...
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BOTH: The toughest guy
in Letterkenny. (FARTS)
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Who's the toughest guy
in Letterkenny? Here we go now.
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Just givin' you a heads up.
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More to that.
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Suckers are fair game
at a bush party.
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Yeah, like, if you see a dude
giving me the stink eye,
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best just walk over there
and sucker him.
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Yeah, because he's likely
thinking about suckering you.
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Now you
don't wanna get suckered.
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Yeah, we know the rules
at a bush party, boys.
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All about the W's
at a bush party, boys.
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They don't ask how,
they ask how many at a bush party.
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Some chest puffer in there
saying he's the toughest guy in Letterkenny.
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How'd that work out
for you, JB?
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One's the loneliest number, bud.
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Yeah, well,
second place is first loser.
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Lotta chin waggin' going on
in there, eh? Yous ready?
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You tellin' me
I don't look it?
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Heads on a swivel, boys.
Use your peripherals.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Him or me, boys.
Only rule of suckers.
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Here we go now!
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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Holy shit, you just hop off
a horse or were ya fucked up the ass?
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(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Tough carrying around those watermelons all day, pheasant?
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Enjoy the water weight
'til your creatine runs out, bud.
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You're gonna look like someone
stuck a fuckin' pin in ya.
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Breathe, pilon.
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You're gonna get
fuckin' hemorrhoids.
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Way to hustle, bro.
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SHORESY: Fuck, you could cut
the sexual tension over there with a knife.
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Give your balls a tug,
tit fucker.
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
Put a shirt on.
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SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.
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Go scoop it
off your mom's bedroom floor for me.
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She gives my nipples
butterfly kisses.
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
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SHORESY: Fuck you, Jonesy.
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Your mom shot cum straight
across the room and killed my Siamese Fighting Fish.
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Threw off the pH levels
in my aquarium, you piece of shit.
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
Do you hear yourself?
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Fuck you, Reilly.
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Should have heard
your mom last night,
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she sounded like
a window closing on a Tonkinese cat's tail.
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Sounded like, "Ah..."
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Jonesy.
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Should have heard
your mom last night.
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She sounded like my great?aunt
when I pull a surprise visit.
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She was like, "Oh..."
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Reilly.
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Your mom sneaky gushed so hard,
she bucked me off the waterbed last night.
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Don't tell her I was thinking
about Jonesy's mom the entire time!
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Jonesy.
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Your mom ugly cried
'cause she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night.
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It's fuckin' amateur hour
over there! (FARTS)
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BOTH: Fuck you, Shoresy!
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That's it, Roaldy.
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Just enough to turn it green.
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I never thought I'd be able
to put a wholesome spin on drug dealing,
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but here we are.
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GHB is the best party drug
when used properly.
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What's it like?
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It's like the chattiness
of good blow,
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with the euphoric high
of good M.
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No way!
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And half the come down.
No way.
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And you keep your appetite.
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Dee?lish.
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Kinda just flail.
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Ho?lee.
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But when used improperly,
it's the date rape drug. Ew.
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That's why we put
green dye in it.
239
00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:44,770
In case some
financial district chauch
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00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:48,239
with contentious intentions
tries to slip it into some girl's drink...
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00:08:48,974 --> 00:08:50,041
...she'll know.
242
00:08:50,075 --> 00:08:51,977
I'd sure like to try it.
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00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:54,980
I like sober Roald.
I like sober Gae.
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STEWART: Gae...
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00:08:56,815 --> 00:08:59,050
Can't feel my legs...
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00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:01,687
Not as much
as I like sober Stewart.
247
00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:04,723
We'll go to the club
at midnight.
248
00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:05,991
ROALD:
Sure thing, partner.
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00:09:06,024 --> 00:09:08,527
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
250
00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,529
Make that 12:30.
251
00:09:13,832 --> 00:09:16,001
(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:21,172
Nope.
253
00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,508
And you better not
be the ones
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00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:24,843
who have been crop?dusting
this place for the past half hour.
255
00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:26,044
It's fuckin' gross.
256
00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:28,780
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
257
00:09:28,814 --> 00:09:29,848
What are you doing?
258
00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:31,883
I don't know,
straw bales and barley.
259
00:09:33,018 --> 00:09:34,553
Just between us girls?
260
00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:36,822
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
261
00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,659
I'm a little concerned
about my electrolytes.
262
00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:41,893
Feels like they're
a little bit depleted.
263
00:09:44,696 --> 00:09:46,197
You gotta stay hydrated.
264
00:09:58,877 --> 00:10:01,847
Look, if your pee isn't clear,
you're not hydrated.
265
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,481
Just gotta approach this thing
like a marathon runner.
266
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,885
Throwin' so much hip in this
sort of weather's a great way to get heat stroke.
267
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,620
Ever had heat stroke?
No.
268
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,556
You don't want it.
269
00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:29,207
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
270
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,109
I'm actually surprised
to see you out here doing this.
271
00:10:31,142 --> 00:10:33,044
Suppose you gotta find time
for other things, though.
272
00:10:33,078 --> 00:10:34,312
The day'll get away on ya.
273
00:10:44,055 --> 00:10:47,726
You know, I don't mean to bring
this up to your back door like this or anything...
274
00:10:47,759 --> 00:10:50,028
No, no.
If a friend asks for help, you help him.
275
00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:51,096
I'm not complaining.
276
00:10:51,129 --> 00:10:52,397
I know you better than that.
277
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,733
Just... just between us girls?
278
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:57,135
Just between us girls.
279
00:10:57,168 --> 00:10:58,203
(IN ENGLISH) Girl talk.
280
00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:00,639
Girl talk.
281
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:03,308
SHORESY: Whoever did that,
that's fuckin' Timbits hockey.
282
00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:05,744
That's Saturday morning
tyke skills camp.
283
00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:08,213
Hey, nice butt... Let's get
some fuckin' bubble tea!
284
00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:11,717
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
285
00:11:17,255 --> 00:11:19,290
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
286
00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:26,364
Hey! We said
watch our drinks.
287
00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:27,432
BOTH: Fuckin' idiot!
288
00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:29,300
I did!
No, you didn't. Look!
289
00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:30,401
Why are they green?
290
00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:31,803
Because someone put G in them.
291
00:11:31,837 --> 00:11:33,338
G's not green.
BIANCA: Yes, it is!
292
00:11:33,371 --> 00:11:35,440
DEALER: No, it isn't.
ALY: Yes, it is.
293
00:11:35,473 --> 00:11:37,408
And you shouldn't sell
that stuff anymore. It's not safe.
294
00:11:37,442 --> 00:11:39,778
It's not supposed
to be safe. It's drugs.
295
00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:42,313
It doesn't matter anyway.
No one will buy it from you that way.
296
00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:43,782
Let's go find who's selling
the green stuff.
297
00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,216
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What?
298
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,251
Somebody else
is selling in here?
299
00:11:46,284 --> 00:11:49,387
Yeah. And keeping us safe.
Some vigilante shit.
300
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,858
And when a girl asks you
to watch her drink, watch her fuckin' drink.
301
00:11:52,891 --> 00:11:54,125
BOTH: Fucking idiot!
302
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:58,263
(DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYING)
303
00:11:59,297 --> 00:12:00,298
(GRUMBLES)
304
00:12:01,132 --> 00:12:02,367
(PHONE RINGS)
305
00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,070
'Lo...
306
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:07,005
Of course I'll be there,
it's on the property...
307
00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:09,040
'Kay.
308
00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,080
Chest puffer's coming.
309
00:12:22,988 --> 00:12:24,255
Ch?ch.
310
00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:35,100
(INAUDIBLE)
311
00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:47,979
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
312
00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:07,859
What... what's going on there?
313
00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:10,128
Take downs,
by the looks of it.
314
00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:12,197
No. With the Amish girls.
315
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,365
No, they're not Amish.
They're Mennonite.
316
00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:15,567
What's the difference?
317
00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:18,436
Mennonites can use
cars and electricity. Amish can't.
318
00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:19,605
Menno?nappers.
319
00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:20,872
Menno?night riders.
320
00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:21,973
Shmelly's.
321
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:24,242
They're in this period
of their lives called Rumspringa
322
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,612
where they can just carry on
like the rest of us for a while.
323
00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:28,046
Call us the English.
324
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:29,948
Yeah.
We're in the English world.
325
00:14:29,981 --> 00:14:31,583
We've been called worse.
326
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:34,986
They can co to parties and be
shit heads without any consequence from their parents.
327
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:37,956
They can still go home
and have a bed to sleep in no matter what.
328
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:39,758
Why just let them
go be shit heads?
329
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:43,328
Well, it's to help them decide
whether or not they want to stay in the English world permanently
330
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:46,131
or go back
to the Mennonite world and be with their families.
331
00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:47,298
What's in the Mennonite world?
332
00:14:47,332 --> 00:14:48,600
Whole lotta chorin'.
333
00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,235
Great pride in community.
334
00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:53,505
Generations and generations
of inbreedings.
335
00:14:53,539 --> 00:14:55,240
How many stay
in the English world?
336
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:56,307
Few.
337
00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:57,342
But some do?
338
00:14:58,276 --> 00:14:59,277
KATY: Yep...
339
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,148
Some do.
340
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,122
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
341
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,460
Roald!
Stewart!
342
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:17,328
Has our modus operandi
escaped you?
343
00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:19,064
Stewart?
Our M. O.!
344
00:15:19,097 --> 00:15:20,098
Fuck emo.
345
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:22,100
Inconspicuous!
346
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,636
I'm to spit in this?
Veil your transactions.
347
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,837
I'm down for trans action.
348
00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:30,642
Keep your dealings disclosed,
lest we be made manifest.
349
00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:32,077
Are you guys sellin'
the green G?
350
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,679
That's us!
Shh!
351
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:36,247
Pleasure.
This is some vigilante shit.
352
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:40,451
Grazie.
353
00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:01,072
Wayne!
354
00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:05,644
Who the fuck are you?
355
00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:07,378
I'm the toughest guy
in Letterkenny.
356
00:16:10,281 --> 00:16:11,316
Ch?ch.
357
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:12,518
Have an eye for suckers.
358
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:13,552
We got 'em.
359
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:23,394
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
360
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:10,702
(INAUDIBLE)
361
00:18:10,752 --> 00:18:15,302
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