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(School song: "Sweet Dream")

(Kyung-hoon is the first one to come to class)

"A place where no one is."

(Soo-geun is the second one to come to class)

(Peek)

You need to be careful of the cold.

-Hi. -Good morning.

-You caught a cold, huh? -Why did you change this?

For a character?

Oh, whose chair is this?

What's up with this chair?

I don't know. It must be a meat restaurant concept.

I'm sick and tired of them being late.

Kim Hee-chul is always late, too.

Hee-chul always does this when he comes in.

(Rubbing)

(Hee-chul comes to class rubbing his hands?)

(Rubbing)

(Hee-chul comes to class rubbing his hands! Truth has been decided!)

Does it make him smell like chicken poop?

(Interested)

Let's see if he does that today.

How does Ho-dong come in?

Ho-dong and I left together.

Shouldn't we hit him?

Every week!

I would've hit him if he was my colleague.

At this point, we really need to dominate him.

(Ssamja had a dream of dominating Ho-dong)

(Cleared Ho-dong with a spinning kick!)

I share the same waiting room with Ho-dong and

Hee-chul, so why am I the only one to come here first?

Who dares talk about me?

We were waiting for you!

(Hee-chul is really rubbing his hands!)

(Everyone is rubbing their hands)

(Fly family!)

My goodness!

You're amazing for catching that one.

(Hee-chul's signature entrance)

Are your hands numb? Do you have poor blood circulation?

My fingers are pretty.

He has feminine hands.

What kind of scent is this?

-I have pretty fingers, so I need to take care of them. -Right.

(Rubbing)

Jang-hoon died his hair!

I was shocked.

-You have a girlfriend. -Who is she?

Who is she?

-I have white hair, so... -Did your girlfriend say that?

I dyed my hair because of the white hair. When

I was at the hair salon, my hair was black.

-But when I came here, I realized it was so bright. -Your face is bright, too.

Who is she? Reveal her on "Ask Us Anything."

That's rice. It's nice to see you smiling.

Why would I leave you and date someone else?

Hello, there!

(Big brother is noisily announcing his entrance)

(Bang!)

Have you been well?

Sorry, but we don't feel like giving you a meal, so get out.

Please give me one meal!

-Look at your chair. -You dyed your hair.

(Now Ho-dong can see what's going on)

(Glare. Flinch.)

Ho-dong decided to temporarily retire from our show.

-Why? -Because he loves "Let's Eat Dinner Together."

Yeah, I saw the show. You said you like "Lets Eat

Dinner Together" more than "Ask Us Anything."

-Do you like this show or "Ask Us Anything?" -I like this show.

I like "Let's Eat Dinner Together" much more.

-They gave him this chair because he's a betrayer! -How can you do that?

You guys are all below me!

I'm in your guys' heads!

I knew you guys would complain to me after watching

last week's episode of "Let's Eat Dinner Together."

I didn't even watch it!

Before you came in, Kyung-hoon told us he was going to beat you up.

-Kang Ho-dong. -He's going to beat you.

Why are you always tardy?

You're in trouble now, huh? They're not below you.

I think Soo-geun and I will do well on "Let's Eat Dinner Together."

Anyone can do that show.

(Seems like they had been quite upset)

(Jang-hoon, you wait and see!)

Whatever that show is called, you better not be late again.

(Perfect rhyme)

("He dominated Ho-dong with spirit!")

(What are you laughing about?)

Even your hair grew red!

Anyways, the song "Sweet Dream" that we, Universe Cowards, made is ranking high!

-We compliment you! -We compliment "Ask Us Anything."

"Sweet dream. Sweet dream."

It's very difficult to enter into the music chart.

The music video exploded with popularity in November.

There are more than 20 million views.

-More than 20 million? -Yes. The music video had a lot of views.

The music video became popular, which is how their song entered the charts.

-All-kill? -Yes, it was an all-kill.

It has already been over four weeks ever since they ranked in the top ten.

Oh, is that so?

It's no joke.

(That really happened!)

("Sweet Dream" #1. Hee-chul X Min Kyung-hoon all-kill.)

Now that we know it has gone well, let's see what will happen if we fail.

There's no in-between.

This is what would happen if we had failed.

(Congratulations message is being erased)

(Feeling sorry)

One, two, three.

Unfortunately, our "Sweet Dream" has-

Why did you guys decide to do this in the first place anyways?

I told you not to help us!

If it wasn't for the music video, we would have turned

-out well! -We said we would do this by ourselves!

The music video had positive reactions.

The music video failed because you were the director of it!

The quality of the music fell.

I saw the way you guys sang and knew you guys would fail.

You don't know anything about singing!

Next time, let's do it by ourselves. I told you this wouldn't work out!

These three things are not allowed: sweet, dream, and music video.

Hee-chul, you should have sang it like this.

Don't even mention "Sweet Dream" now.

You guys sang terribly.

Why does failing touch my heart even more?

-I feel awful. -Like this will be aired.

Yeah, like this will be aired. I feel so nervous.

It's because we're good at acting.

I bet this will definitely be in the higher rank.

No, you lost your instinct a long time ago.

(Hey, you!)

I'll never lose that instinct.

(Morons with no instinct)

(Just then one woman approaches)

Look here!

Is anyone there?

-Who is that? -What is she saying?

Come in at once!

Open the door!

You can hear everything so why ask if anyone is there?

Open the door for me!

You open the door!

-We never opened the door for anyone before. -Seriously!

(Oh my god!)

(Prettiest girl in the world Jin Se-yeon)

(She's so pretty)

Hi, Se-yeon!

-How are you? -I'm very good!

-We met before, right? -Yes, Ho-dong said I was " jeonsejelye."

What is "jeonsejelye?" Do you live on a lease?

Where's the plastic hammer?

She's very bright.

She's so pretty.

Come out in my music video next time.

(Decided to be "Moth Dream MV's' leading lady?)

She's the prettiest girl in the world.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Jin Se-yeon from Flower Prison High School.

(Nice to meet you guys!)

-"Ok-nyeo?" -Yes.

"Ok-nyeo!" Isn't it that?

-That's "Yong-nyeo." -Oh. "Yong-nyeo?"

You're very impish.

-She's cute. -She's from that drama "Flower Prison." What does that mean?

Flower prison?

That's a drama that is number one or two in the nation.

What are the viewer ratings?

It's over 20%.

Do you know, Ho-dong? What does flower prison mean?

I know what it is. Isn't that why I'm asking her?

"Isn't that why I'm asking her?"

What is flower prison?

You say it first.

Flower prison means a flower that blossoms in prison.

-He got the gist of it. -I got it right?

-You got it. -Then do I get a kiss on the cheek?

(He's so funny)

(Flinching)

Kyung-hoon is on the edge right now.

(Was it obvious?)

Kyung-hoon is sitting on the edge of his seat.

(Prepared to rush!)

(When SHINee transferred here...)

(Away from the world)

(Non-active Kyung-hoon)

This is nothing new.

Kyung-hoon, ask her! Cue!

-Hi, Se-yeon. -Hi.

Do you know Buzz?

Of course I do.

-Which song? -Which song do you like?

"You Don't Know Ssamja." I like that song.

Can you sing a little bit of it?

Oh, I know that song.

Which one?

That's Hee-chul's version.

Hey! You're supposed to get mad! Why are you so happy?

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I'm everyone's lady.

-Everyone's? -Then she can be my girlfriend and everyone's girlfriend.

I should change my name to Kim Mahn-in.

The way you laugh is so pretty.

-Thanks. -Have you watched this show before?

-Yes! I love this show. -What was the most fun?

I liked Lim Chang-jung's episode. I liked watching "Chabum."

Oh "Laboum Chabum?"

But why is your team's name "Laboum?"

Laboum is first love in a movie.

You should have named it "Chabum" so that you can go out into the world.

"Chabum."

Can I hit him?

You were the best.

I think she has fallen for me.

(Se-yeon is Kim Mahn-in's lady?)

Saying that you're everyone's lady is a total lie.

Because she was always pretty, but right now, she's gorgeous like a flower.

She's so pretty.

She wouldn't look like that if she wasn't in love.

-Then are you saying she's so gorgeous because she's in love? -Yes!

Then do you hate your wife?

What on earth is wrong with your expression?

-Your jokes are becoming too harsh. -Think about what you did to Jang-hoon!

He's a strange one!

He jokes about me every day!

(They're on a rampage mode because of Ho-dong)

She's not part of his family anymore.

You did a public divorce!

You're the one who made such a term up!

You divorced in public!

I didn't do anything in public! All I got was a divorce!

Did you divorce in secret?

I didn't want anyone to find out, but they did!

I was hoping no one would find out, but people ended up

knowing about it somehow. Why is that a public divorce? There's no such thing.

You were going to separate secretly?

-What? -Without anyone knowing?

You were going to sneak away. "Bye! See you tomorrow!"

Jin Se-yeon or Lee Hyo-jin? Hurry up and choose right now.

Who is prettier? Jin Se-yeon or Lee Hyo-jin? Hurry up and say it.

He needs to get a taste of his own medicine!

-This is a war? -Yes, it is. Okay.

(Culture shock)

It's a war now.

("He's watching Jang-hoon's growing pain")

Se-yeon is in love.

-That means she has a boyfriend. -She's a total liar!

No, it's because I received a lot of love.

-Do you really not have a boyfriend? -I don't.

Who is your ideal type then?

My ideal type is...

(My heart is thumping without me knowing)

-My ideal type is Ho-dong because... -Hey! Hey! Hey!

(It makes no sense)

(Very satisfied)

(Flatly declares it's business)

(Disappointed)

No, no. I have a reason.

Chang-soo! Edit this out!

Edit this out! It can't go on air!

This isn't good for Jin Se-yeon.

Do you think she would be able to lie with such a pure face on?

This is definitely a lie.

You're really a liar.

My ideal type is a man who adores me a lot.

(What does that have to do with Ho-dong?)

He said I was " jeonsejelye."

You think we can't say that about you? We couldn't do it because it's the first time we met.

What's the point of him calling another

woman that after he threw his own family away?

What does " jeonsejelye" mean?

She's the prettiest girl in the world.

You're the prettiest girl in the universe.

You're the prettiest girl in the great universe!

You're the prettiest girl out of all the female celebrities.

(Se-yeon bursts into laughter~)

(The brothers are jeering at him!)

I'll just pretend this didn't happen.

Why act like you did nothing when you caused a car accident already?

Enough about business now.

Let's do the real thing now.

But Hee-chul is a very...

Me! Hold on! What?

Hee-chul is a very smiley person. It's the first time I see him in person.

We met for the first time today.

-Is it the first time you guys met? -Yes.

-It's the first time you meet Kyung-hoon? -Yes. He's so cute. Hi.

-What about Yeong-cheol? -It's the first time I see

him today. It's the first time I meet everyone.

-It's the first time you meet Jang-hoon? -Yes.

I saw Jang-hoon in front of a building when I was passing by in a car.

(Hard to ignore his height of 2m 7cm)

There was a huge person there.

Then we met before?

There are millions of people you met before.

Even when you're sleeping in the car, your manager

will be like, "Oh my gosh! What is that?"

Everyone can see him!

My manager really did that.

Since we met before, I'll act comfortably.

-I'm the only one who met her? -Looks like it.

This is our signature question. All seven of us

are in the same situation. Who is your style?

Jang-hoon doesn't have any buildings and everyone is the same?

He doesn't have them!

Jang-hoon is at a disadvantage without his buildings.

Let's just say I do have buildings!

(Embarrassed)

Everyone here makes $2,000 a month.

Sang-min, you increased your salary too much!

We all have nothing.

-The style is the same. -Oh, really?

This is very difficult.

It's not.

Just pick one out of the seven of us.

I like all of you.

This is very easy.

You said I was cute.

You said I was a smiley person.

That's enough, you two.

Kyung-hoon, are you nervous?

-Be quiet, you guys. -Fine.

Why are you so nervous when you're going against us?

I don't understand.

Isn't it funny for them to be nervous with their looks?

-Let's leave it up to Se-yeon. -Okay.

There is a student here that I liked for a long time.

Whenever they say that, it's almost always me.

Hey, we said you were twenty-three without any buildings.

It's Soo-geun.

(Did I hear wrong?)

Soo-geun. Soo-geun.

I love his jokes.

I will do anything for my lady.

Isn't Kang Min-kyung prettier?

I'm all for Momo!

(Why did you ask me then?)

-If it's not me, you're done! -Have a breath mint.

Have a breath mint.

(If you don't want it, I'll eat it)

You guys are very impish.

"You guys are very impish."

I wrote something.

With that tone, she says, "You guys are very impish." It makes us speechless.

-I'll give this to my favorite Soo-geun. -Okay.

Even if you don't say that, he'll read it anyways!

(So cute!!)

(Scampering)

You saw the way she was running, right?

(Being cute with her entire body)

Her writing is so pretty.

I heard you're dumb if you have nice writing.

That's not my style.

(Holding grudges until the end)

Kyung-hoon, you really like her, don't you?

He really got hurt.

But we need to read this. Her true feelings might be there.

Please read it for us.

-Name: Jin Se-yeon. That's your real name? -No, it's not.

I want to know your real name.

-Let's guess it. -Go ahead.

-We will. -Is this the first problem? Guessing her real name?

Jin Dot-gae! (Jindo dog)

(Bewildered)

-Can I take out the plastic hammer? -Hit him with it!

(I compliment your irrational behavior)

Jin Shi-hwang.

Jin Deu-ki. (Tick)

(At loss)

Just Sang.

You're really low.

Me?

Jin Sa-oh-mi.

My last name isn't Jin!

It's a name that may be too sincere for your age. Your real name is Jin Ji-choong!

My last name isn't Jin!

Just tell us your last name.

Kim.

The most common last name!

I think she changed her name because it was so old-fashion. Ok-hwa! Kim Ok-hwa.

-Are they all different? -Yes.

Kim Sung-hee.

Initial sound hint!

Y. J.

-Eun-joo! -Yeon-jo!

Kim En-jang!

I'm right!

You're totally wrong!

Having fun?

(Bright 20-year-old girl)

-Kim Woo-joo! -No.

The ending is Jung.

-Kim Eun-jung. -Close.

-Yeon-jung! -No.

Sound it out a different way.

-Kim Yoon-jung! -Right.

(Not angry anymore after getting the answer right)

-There are many girls with that name. -There are a lot.

Se-yeon fits you better.

Thanks.

Go to the office and officially change your name.

Read it quickly.

Read it quickly? "I'm affiliated with Flower Prison. I'm twenty-three and..."

(Prepared comedian)

She's twenty-three. She was born in 1994.

Her reason for enrollment is because she wanted to see us.

Did you really want to see us?

I really wanted to see you guys.

Why did you want to see us?

I'm afraid of going out on variety shows, but I

love "Ask Us Anything" so I wanted to come out.

Awesome!

Your expression just now was great!

Really? Thanks.

Min Kyung-hoon still hasn't lost his hope!

Her expression just now was really great.

Cut!

Kyung-hoon is 70% real right now.

You're this generation's greatest player.

My dog's name is "Nanbongkkoon."

(Kyung-hoon's dog Minbongkkoon)

("I miss you, Bongkkoon")

That was a great reason.

Her future hope is to become an elementary teacher.

-It suits you well. -That's hard work.

I love kids. If I wasn't doing this job, I think I would've tried to become a teacher.

Then pretend this is an elementary school. This

is your first day as our homeroom teacher.

What grade do you want to teach?

-First grade, the cutest ones. -First grade. One, two, three, four.

(Opening of Ask Us Anything Elementary School)

The teacher is here!

Hello, everyone! My cuties! Yeong-cheol!

I told you not to do that! Take that out at once!

-It's dirty! -I need to pee!

Go to the restroom.

How can I go by myself when I'm only in the first grade?

Ho-dong, go with him!

He's in first grade, too! He pooed in his pants!

(Unpredictable elementary Ssamja)

No, he didn't do that.

Ms. Jin, what time is it?

Ms. Jin, tell us about your first love.

You're in first grade, right?

Ms. Jin, when did you have your first kiss?

Ms. Jin, do you have a boyfriend?

-You are strange kids. -Ms. Jin, your expression is great.

-Ms. Jin, don't say anything to him. -Why not?

He's been in this school for twenty years now.

(Legendary elementary student Ho-dong!)

He was in the Guinness Book for having stayed back 20 years.

(These students are impossible to handle)

But why did you become a celebrity instead?

I started this job since I was in high school, so it just naturally happened.

Then since when did you realize that you were pretty enough to become an actress?

The more I look at myself on TV, the more I see my flaws.

What are your flaws?

My complex is my chubby cheeks.

(Hee-chul moves to check!)

(Curious Sang-min moves, too!)

I saw them, so look at my eyes.

(Forget it)

(Returns to his seat with nothing)

-Your baby fat hasn't gone away yet. -What about your chubby cheeks?

-They're so chubby. -Aren't those chubby cheeks?

Then do I have to die?

Isn't that your neck?

(Vague boundary between the neck and cheeks)

(Do not talk about chubby cheeks in front of a chubby neck)

What is your birthday month?

-February. -February?

-It's close. -Yes, it is.

Will you have a birthday banquet?

Is that what you call it nowadays? How old are you?

That's what my mom would say. "Did you have a birthday banquet?"

I always spend my birthdays with my family.

So is she asking me to become part of her family?

Where is your hometown?

I lived in Banpo.

-Banpo? -Yes.

Se-yeon and I used to live in the same neighborhood.

I lived in Banpo for a while before I moved away.

You guys are twenty years apart. How could you

-have lived in the same neighborhood? -We must have.

Should we answer her questions now?

Yes!

-You guys are curious about me, right? -Yes, very! For the first time!

I prepared this.

-There's no present today, right? -There is! What is it?

There is a present. I prepared it.

-What is it? -Hold on. It's...

my love!

(What do I do?)

She's so cute!

(Automatically smiling)

Se-yeon, thank you for your love.

The usual gift is either a kiss on the cheek or a hug.

Then I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.

-I'll give you the first question. -Let's answer this!

When I was in middle school, my mom saw me and burst out laughing. Why is that?

You ate ramen at night, so when you woke up

-in the morning, you were swollen up. -Wrong.

(Never mind then)

I got it. You were getting up for school, but you were so dazed

that you only wore your top and forgot to wear your skirt.

-It's similar. -What?

It's not like I forgot to wear something, but the situation is similar.

-I got it. You wore your clothes inside-out. -No.

-It was the school anniversary, but you went to school. -No.

It has to do with clothes.

While sleeping, you got up with the blanket

-on and tried to go to school like that. -Nope.

You wore your mom's clothes to school?

Wrong.

You wore your dad's clothes to school?

No! It doesn't have to do with my parents' clothes!

My goodness!

Oh my gosh. Will you look at her?

I want to get it wrong on purpose and get hit.

I felt so happy when she hit me.

She doesn't make you feel bad.

You got up and asked, "Mom, where's my car key?"

No.

You're not going to hit me?

It has to do with the top.

I got it. You were chubby back then, so your blazer was tight.

When you said good-bye to your mom, the buttons popped off.

Very cute, but no.

(If it was cute, then I'm good)

Is the answer funny?

Will we burst into laughter?

If we don't burst, you will.

One of us must burst.

This is very burdensome.

-I know. You were saying good-bye and had a dragon tattoo here. -No!

He's working very hard today. This is the most questions he has ever answered.

(A man who doesn't lose hope: Min Kyung-hoon/ Age 33)

I'll give you a big hint. Get ready to raise your hands.

This.

-I know! -I know!

You wore the hanger and left for school!

That's right!

(Perfectly re-enacted the hanger)

(Lee Sang-min got the answer!)

I'm pretty easy-going and not attentive,

so I didn't notice anything and just left for

school. My mom saw my back as I entered the elevator and laughed.

How did she laugh? Do it.

"Oh, you!"

Your mother has a good reaction.

You must not be a neat and meticulous person.

-I'm not meticulous. -You're dull and slow, huh?

Slow? How can you call a girl that?

-She's so cute! -Your hair is so pretty!

Hey, stupid!

Why aren't you hitting me?

(Purposely trying to get hit)

How many times do I have to say it for you to hit me?

(First time she's experiencing this new world of variety shows)

(Able to get hit by devoting (?) his body!)

She won't hit me. My goodness.

Oh my gosh.

I'm a good drinker, but today I got drunk for the first time...from your scent.

-Damn you. -What bullshit.

He's trite sometimes.

-His pick-up lines are trite, but you like it, huh? -I like it.

I like things that other people find cringe-worthy.

I like you.

-I like these kinds of things. -Do you like Se-yeon or this world?

If Se-yeon wasn't here, then would the world still exist?

Go and take a crap.

You have Momo.

Momo or Se-yeon. Two, three!

He can't answer! Momo or Se-yeon? Two, three!

Hee-chul.

Why are you doing this to me? My face is red, huh?

He can't even look at her. Look at her.

-She's cute. -He thought Momo was the best, but then he met Se-yeon.

Momo or me? Hurry up and choose.

Just say it. It's not that important anyways.

-I'm waiting here for you. -Don't give her false hope.

(Has Hee-chul finally decided?)

(Interested)

(Hee-chul approaches Se-yeon)

Starting from today, it's you.

(Cringing)

I'll go home first!

Kyung-hoon is eating breath mints!

(Gobbling up breath mints)

(Hopeless Min Kyung-hoon/ Age 33. Boiling with anger.)

(Heartbroken Momo/ Age 21)

Momo, I'm sorry!

Thanks, Hee-chul. I shall accept your heart.

(Tactful)

(High-five!)

Should I give the next problem?

I only got in trouble by my mom once. What was it for?

I think you would've made this mistake at least once in your lifetime.

You stayed out.

No, wrong.

-Have you ever stayed out? -No.

-Not for work. -I hardly went out at night.

You never went to a MT before?

-I never went on one before. -Then let's go next week.

-Really? -Yeah. Go with us. We're safe people.

I know. You stole money from your mom's wallet.

It's not funny. Don't laugh!

I got hit again!

-I know! Because you stole money from your mom's bank account! -No.

Why don't you ever come here?

She only comes up to here and leaves!

(Filled with tears)

I compliment you!

It's not that far!

I'm in the best spot to be hit.

Sang-min, your tone sounded so desperate!

(Hit me, too)

How old were you?

In middle school.

-Because you did make-up. -No.

-Did she get very angry? -Yes, she did.

You were putting a carnation on her for Parents' Day and poked her skin.

(Then she has a reason to get mad)

(Ouch! It hurts! You little!)

(Burst with laughter)

-I got it. Middle school, right? -Yes.

At school, you fought with your classmate.

You beat her up.

"You! How dare you think I'm stupid? I'm Jin Se-yeon! I'm Kim Yoon-jung!"

No!

(Messing with her)

("Oh my gosh. What's up with him?")

Kyung-hoon keeps on losing his timing.

You skipped academy and went to play with your friends.

-So close! -I got it!

You didn't go to school and went to play with your friends.

It's not school. It's the academy.

You slept instead of studying at the academy.

-You got the academy tuition... -And gambled!

And bought clothes!

No. Se-yeon is kind. She got the academy tuition

from her mom, but her friend didn't have tuition.

Se-yeon paid for her instead, and her mom...

I don't think we need to listen this anymore.

It's been a while, Ho-dong.

I'm blushing. I must be out of my mind.

(Me, too)

(Finally fulfilled his wish)

-Hit all of us once. -Soo-geun!

Your mom told you to go to an academy, so you went to one for a driver's license.

No!

You were like, "My dream is to be a dump truck driver."

Stop it.

Adults say this to their kids. They tell them to never do this.

You skipped academy and went to your friend's house to watch rated movies.

Come on. That's embarrassing. No!

-You went to a comic book store. -No.

I got it! You skipped academy and went to the karaoke room with your friends!

(Uses the chance to sing with the top of his head)

(Hee-chul, that's enough)

You went to audition.

It's not an audition, but what do you do before that?

-You danced with your friends! -Dance!

Dance!

You practiced!

You got it!

-Really? -Yeah.

-You practiced for the retreat. -Yes.

I used to be the instructor.

How did you get caught?

So that day, I lied to my mom that there were supplement classes at

the academy and went to school to practice dancing with my friends.

Dance practice for what?

For Girls' Generation's "Into the New World."

That song came out when you were in middle school?

-Because the talent show of a school retreat is a matter of pride. -Right.

-It's the chance to get popularity from the male students. -That's right!

This is the one and only time you got in trouble by your mom.

Shouldn't we see this dance that you risked yourself for?

-She must have prepared a medley. -Of course.

I'm so nervous. It's been a while since I danced to girl group songs.

Were you a good dancer in middle school?

Just a little bit.

She has talent.

Tie your hair like this.

I can't do such a thing.

Don't just watch me. Dance with me. I'm too shy to do it alone.

Our filming atmosphere is awesome. Even the staff is happy.

When Se-yeon does something, they're jumping with joy.

(Everyone is amicable)

("Se-yeon skipped academy to practice. How are her dance skills?")

(Her body remembers the choreography)

(Automatically has a dad's smile on his face)

I don't remember it.

("She says she doesn't remember but perfectly digests the choreography")

(Hello)

-You remember everything! -No, I don't!

Why am I doing this?

(Her bubbly nature outshines girl groups)

It's something like this.

She has that feeling of Girls' Generation when they first came out.

What place did you get?

We were really popular back then. We almost got the Popularity Award.

Was it co-ed?

-Yes, I went to a co-ed middle school. -She must have been very popular.

I was a bit popular in middle school.

Were male students waiting for you?

Yes. On Peppero Day...oh! I received that before.

In front of my house, this boy made a path and heart with candles.

-When you were in middle school? -Yes.

He got permission from the security guard.

He was inside the heart.

-Same school? -Same class.

So what did you do?

I felt so bad. I didn't like him that way, but he went so far.

The funny thing is that people who don't really like you do such things.

I was so upset.

I hope you draw a firm line between friendship and love.

(Flustered by the random scolding)

Sang-min, didn't you draw the line way too firmly?

That way men don't get tired.

Se-yeon is actually very firm. She knows how to cut them off firmly.

Then you never dated someone before?

I never officially dated anyone before.

-Until now. -No one until now?

There was one boy that I liked very much.

I liked him so much that I saved all his messages,

since back then, we didn't have touch phones.

How old were you?

When I was in seventh grade?

You had a phone in middle school?

-Did you confess? -The strange thing is that he was

so handsome and so good to me, and I was so happy.

But one day, he told me to come out, but it was during exam week.

I was studying, so I saw the message an hour later.

He texted me saying, "Why are you looking at my message

late?" So I said, "I'm sorry. I was studying for exams."

Suddenly, he said, "I hate you!" And send me a bunch of these characters.

"Reflect. Reflect. Reflect. Reflect. Reflect." It means he's going to reflect.

All he sent were those characters.

I was gob-smacked.

(Excuse me?)

I was so gob-smacked.

You were coming today, so we specially invited him here.

What?

Come in!

Say something to him.

To him?

Hi. How are you?

I don't know if you were cussing at me back

then or if you were really trying to reflect.

But I never forget it.

If you see this by any chance, contact me through SNS.

Do you still have feelings for him?

No, I'm just curious how he grew up.

After seeing her on TV like this, he'll really regret what he did.

We used to always quickly move onto the next problem.

-We're not moving on. -It's the first time we talk for so long.

-Oh, really? -We're straying away from the topic.

That's your charm.

Thanks.

This happened when I was in elementary school.

There was this boy who confessed to me and-

They're all boasts about her. But it's cute.

Here's the problem. There was this boy who confessed to me. What was my reply?

I know. "Hey, piss off."

I was going to say that.

Seriously! No!

I hope you'll copy the way I talked in elementary school.

"We're still young."

"Now is now the time for this. Let's date a little bit later, my friend."

-I asked you to copy me! -I did!

"Yeah, right!"

-No! -I know. "You're shorter than me. Grow taller!"

No! I like Soo-geun. Height doesn't matter.

I know. You smile innocently and ask, "Do you have a lot of money?"

-No. -"What does your dad do?"

"What does your dad do?"

No!

What did he say when he confessed to you?

At some stationary store, he gathered points and got me a ten-dollar gift.

-An elementary student? -Ten dollars is a lot for an elementary student.

It's like he got you a brand-name gift.

He bought me that and gave me a letter.

I got it. You're that little boy.

(Comes out whenever there is a chance)

"You're going to buy my heart with this little thing?"

-You're cute. -I was?

"Can you handle me?"

I really wanted to see this expression in person.

You did?

Tell us how many characters there are.

It's simple. Only five characters.

-Should I give you a big hint? -Yes.

Listen to my words carefully.

He gave me something, so half of me wanted to

date him, but the other half felt burdensome.

I know!

"Ten dollars...Ten dollars worth..."

Talk later after you organize your thoughts.

Listen to my words.

Half of me wanted to accept him. Half of me wanted to reject him.

I got it.

"I'm gob-smacked."

(You're amazing, Hee-chul)

"Take only half."

Very similar.

"Should we only half-date?"

-So close! -"Let's half-date!"

You got it!

-"Let's half-date!" -Kyung-hoon got it first.

Then half of the time date Kyung-hoon and half of the time date me.

("Can I...not let go of this hand?")

She's not ready to be in love, but she wants that doll.

How old were you?

-I think I was in third grade? -But for a third grader to say such a thing...

You're clever.

-No! I was pure! -No, you were clever.

-What do you mean I'm clever? -What third grader would say such a thing?

Then how do you half-date?

-I don't know. I was just naive. -What did he say?

-He asked me, "How do you half-date?" -So what did you say?

-Then what is half-date? -It's like you only tell

him the first few digits of your phone number.

And you hold hands like this.

And you only tell him the month of your birthday.

-You only tell him half of everything. -Those were my elementary days.

When do you want to get married?

I have a dream about a married life.

What kind of dream? What do you imagine?

When I get married, I'm going to live with my

husband in a two-story house with a big yard.

-I'm going to have a dog outside and inside. -They're freaking hard to take care of.

I'm serious.

It hasn't been long since I got a dog.

She said she wants a yard, Hee-chul.

-I'm going to move to a place with a yard. -Really?

My dog resembles Jang-hoon.

-Wow. -I'm serious. They look the same.

I love Shiba Inus!

You don't care about looks?

I don't.

Then I need to go buy land in Yangpyeong or Cheongpyeong.

I want to meet a man who loves me.

You don't care about looks or age?

-You don't care if they're older or younger? -I don't like younger guys.

I think Jang-hoon would be good for her.

If she waits for 20 years, everything will be hers.

(Thunderstruck by the sudden attack)

(This place is so weird)

(Seo Jang-hoon, live for a long, long time)

How many kids do you want?

At least three.

That's too many for me.

(Second-hand embarrassment)

He hates dividing his inheritance.

He wants to die with it.

He's Seo Scrooge.

(Miser Seo Scrooge. "Mr. Seo Scrooge lived a happy and long life.")

This is after I debuted as an actress.

There's something my mom emphasizes that I shouldn't do. What is it?

-Not to do any racy acting? -No.

Lie!

No, it's something about appearing on TV.

Se-yeon has a habit.

It has something to do with that.

Don't laugh with your mouth wide open.

Jang-hoon, you're amazing!

When I watched this show, I was so amazed how Jang-hoon got the answers so well.

But why did she tell you not to laugh with your mouth wide open?

("I don't want to let you go")

("She left...but I was happy for a while")

She said I look hideous.

She wants me to cover my mouth and laugh.

My Se-yeon, I mean, I shouldn't say that. Se-yeon

kept laughing so freely with her mouth wide open.

That's why.

I feel a little weird when my photo gets taken like that.

Se-yeon, whose laugh do you like the best?

(Everyone is appealing with their laugh)

(Unbelievable.)

My gums show too when I laugh!

Hee-chul, laugh.

Me?

I'm actually very shy.

How about Jang-hoon?

I was the first one!

(I'll do once more.)

(Perfect example.)

I like Jang-hoon.

He laughs like a villain.

Kyung-hoon, go.

That's cute.

He looks perverted.

I have dimples.

Me too.

So do I.

Me too.

(Everyone shows off their dimples.)

My gums show when I laugh like you.

You need to be hit.

I can't see your gums.

It shows sometimes.

Isn't that attractive?

It's like Julia Roberts.

Thanks.

Sang-min won today.

Really?

Does he get your number now?

Get out there.

(Kiss on the cheek!)

I don't think I can.

Come on, go.

I volunteer!

Kyung-hoon and Jang-hoon were 2nd place.

Rock, paper, scissors!

(Kyung-hoon's victory.)

Can I?

I didn't win...

I lost on purpose!

Look how shameless he is.

He didn't even win!

Since I didn't win,

I'll get it on my hand.

No, I want to get hugged from the back.

(Hee-chul volunteers.)

Stop.

Why are you flirting with Hee-chul!

(Takes off dust on his clothes.)

(Jealous.)

I'm so jealous.

Kyung-hoon, good job.

Good job.

(Can't hide his face.)

Look at his face!

(Embarrassed.)

Happy?

(Do you have to ask?)

(The political unrest caused by)

(strange times.)

(Flower, in prison.)

I was born and raised in prison.

I learned about life through people

who passed by here.

Who'd come in today?

Let go of me!

(Even his voice sounds heavy.)

(Criminal Kang Ho-dong.)

I'm innocent!

How dare you!

Did you guys try the potatoes?

I was just hungry!

(Instinctively backs away.)

Eating is a crime now?

You stole your masters food as a slave!

Guilty!

(Kang Valjean.)

Stop right there!

Stop!

Do you want some potatoes?

(After one line,)

(stagnant...)

Hello.

I love you.

(Confused by the proposal.)

Who are you?

Let me go!

(Quickly puts in another criminal!)

Let go of me!

(After seeing people pass by,)

Anyone there?

(Lee Sang-min.)

Let go of me!

For not paying back his debts.

Guilty!

(Default on loans.)

Does your parents know you do this?

(I'll visit this weekend, mom, dad. PD1,2.)

What did you do?

I borrowed 10kg of rice.

And then?

(Parallel universe?)

They asked for 12kg a month later.

I asked, isn't that too much?

Since I had no collateral,

I had to come here.

(Pretends to be a noble.)

Let go of me you maggots!

(After a sad story of bankruptcy...)

Do you know who I am?

(A head taller than the guards.)

Do you know who I am?

(Jang-hoon, the giant.)

How dare you!

(Hollywood action.)

You're guilty of constantly complaining!

How dare you!

God is watching you!

(Quickly runs away.)

Did you know you'd do this when you

got the job at JTBC?

(Various company activities.)

(Creeps in.)

I love you.

(Is this a trend?)

Who are you?

Se-yeon!

To be honest...

I came in here to save you.

I'm a spy.

Really?

I'm actually...

Hey.

Hey.

Hey!

My dad's the king.

I came here to get you out.

(No one cares...)

Hey!

(Knock, knock, knock.)

Listen to him!

Go ahead.

Spy in this era?

Anyways.

I'm a royal family.

Let go!

Let me go!

I'm innocent!

What did I do!

(Criminal Yeong-cheol.)

You're guilty for not being funny

as a clown!

Please take me to a different cell!

I can't be in here with him!

Get me out of here!

Come listen to my joke!

What is the highest chief?

Pepper paste!

Pepper paste!

(Flustered.)

What's even higher?

Vinegar pepper paste!

Vinegar pepper paste!

That's why I'm in here!

You're so pathetic!

Get me out of here!

I'm sorry.

I was in the elevator.

Don't, I know where I'm going.

You did this the last time!

I can walk on my own!

(Returned guest.)

What's he guilty of?

He's guilty of

gambling all his possessions away!

(So realistic...)

Everyone, wait.

Hey, sit.

Are you a rookie?

Who are you?

First time? Unbelievable.

Hey.

How many time is this for you?

I can even touch fire!

Cook this potato!

Cook the potato!

Everyone stop.

Get down.

What?

Get down from the rag!

(Hops off.)

Please get me out of here!

(Lowest rank even in prison.)

Is he Mongolian?

(Genghis Kahn's descendants?)

Don't touch me with your dirty hands!

(Criminal Hee-chul.)

Are you Korean?

Hello.

You're guilty of stealing men's hearts

as a man!

When did I do that?

(He falls for Hee-chul in prison.)

Guards are really good at acting.

Who's this Pocahontas?

Go away!

(Indian and not Mongolian?)

Are you the prettiest one here?

Unbelievable.

Scoot.

Let me sit.

He's just as pretty as she is.

(Stares.)

I brought this potato for you Se-yeon.

Can I borrow this?

Again?

I'll pay it back!

I'll pay it back a month later.

(Sang-min, no more!)

No!

Please.

No!

I'm the king!

No!

No!

(From across the ocean?)

(What's his crime?)

Quiet!

He's guilty of causing noise complaints

with his constant singing!

I'm sorry!

I'm the king!

(Finally heard what he's guilty of.)

I can't sleep because of you!

You're too loud.

You're too loud!

How are you?

I don't know him.

I'm the king!

Who's this bum?

You're a bum!

You're all bums!

Are you Japanese?

Yes, I'm a Japanese king.

Yano Shiho?

Yano Shiho...

Yano Shiho...

Choo!

Choo Sung-hoon...

(Runs out of things to say.)

(Not a good job!)

When did you get here?

Wait.

What kind of a bum wears this?

It's fake!

You really lack in details.

Take it off now!

Do you know what year this is?

What's this on your nails?

(Fashion 400 years early.)

(And suddenly...)

(An arrow flies in.)

Something flew in.

Move!

(Matrix in prison.)

(Close.)

Who fired an arrow?

(Agent Seomith.)

What's in the letter?

Listen up.

In here...

There's a royal blood.

I'm the king!

I told you I was the king!

(A king out of 8 people here?)

(Hee-chul's English class.)

Hey!

He stutters too much.

The god is watching you!

Isn't he from the stone age?

You look very old.

Let me introduce myself.

I may look like this but...

My father's the king.

I'm a prince.

I'm a royal!

Give me the rest of the potatoes.

I'll make 20 out of 5 of those.

Can you?

Can you?

(Desperate.)

Please.

I bet that he can't.

(Can see the future.)

Guys.

I really didn't want to say this.

Then don't.

Don't.

I'm the king's son!

My ass.

Do you not recognize me?

How dare you!

I don't have a brother!

Why's he so good at acting?

Did he learn acting?

I watched a lot of drama.

He's a terrible man.

Everyone knows!

He went to rich people's houses

and ate all their food!

The whole town starved to death!

No, he's just a pig in a human body!

(A pig who became a human.)

Hey.

What are you looking at?

Were you born here?

Do you think I'm a man or a woman?

You look like Sa Bang-ji.

(A person from Joseon who had both)

(reproductive organs.)

If I become a king later...

You'll be my concubine.

I'll rule the country from the back.

You're my type.

(Potato bomb.)

(Saving it for lunch.)

Why are you keep talking about a king!

(A stingy royal?)

Don't you know who I am?

Who are you?

I'm the king's eldest son!

Don't you remember a game

my father made for his people?

A king's game?

1 and 3 kiss.

Are you 3?

(Didn't know it was this old...)

I think that game will be very popular.

Let me...

Guys.

I'm the king.

I'm...

A queen?

I'm the king's son.

You're...

A man?

Unbelievable.

I'll show you!

Show us!

I'll stand here for 5 minutes.

See it for yourself!

You look like an Elizabeth.

(Queen Elizabeth.)

Why do I always get this role?

He looks like Elizabeth.

I'll be honest here...

To tell you the truth,

I'm the royal family.

Yeah right.

Look at her act all normal.

(She's really a royal?)

I'm a princess!

How can we believe that?

Show us a proof.

I don't have a sister like you!

Don't I look noble?

Don't I look noble?

(Bullseye.)

He was assassinated!

Was he really hit?

Wait.

(You can't die like this.)

Two, three!

(Soo-geun barely survived an arrow.)

He's not bleeding.

What does it say?

From now,

we will test you

to find a real royal family.

A royal must be fit to be a king.

Whoever wins to prove their worthiness,

a king's property will be given.

Whoever collects 4 things first,

will be recognized as a royal family!

Bring it.

Hurry!

Hurry.

(Everyone wants to get recognized!)

(Bullseye again.)

(Ho-dong died?)

One less competition!

Boil the water!

(It looks really fat.)

Is there a party?

Why did we kill a pig?

(Enough to feed 600.)

A king must recognize a good employee.

A king must remember everyone he passes by.

Starting now,

draw the face of a guard

who wore a bamboo hat.

Winner is someone who must accurately

depicted him.

A bamboo hat?

If you don't know it,

(Hat worn by low ranked people.)

then don't draw it.

Ms. Jin.

I mean Ms. Ok.

What is that?

I have no idea.

Why do you have an accent?

(Native speaker.)

(Staff comes in with ink.)

Who are you!

What fabric is this?

Take it off!

(Very smooth fabric!)

I'll take it off if you want me to.

(Not you.)

I haven't done this in a long time.

(Ready.)

Hey giant.

Giant!

How dare a butcher call my name!

To a royal blood!

What's a bamboo hat?

I'm not telling.

How could a low birth like you know?

Stop stuttering.

We need to draw 4 points.

4?

(Try to recant their memories.)

(Constantly cheating.)

(Everyone completes their drawings.)

(Meanwhile, the Japanese king...)

(Hides his drawing.)

I need to find this guy who

stole people's food.

(Looks very familiar!)

There's a ransom for $5,000!

(I got him!)

(And time's up!)

Come in!

(The guard enters!)

(Which guard is it?)

Wrong one...

I got confused.

He looks just like my drawing!

I knew he had a unibrow!

(Angry.)

My drawing's the most accurate!

Here, look.

Is that an apricot?

Look at this mole!

The beard!

The door's open!

Let's go!

Let's go!

(Escape failed.)

(Prison break gone awry.)

(The winner!)

The mole with hair, correct!

What's this?

Sideburns.

That's obviously an ear!

It's obviously an ear!

It's obviously sideburns!

Got 2 correct.

Got a mole next to the eye.

Sideburns, correct?

No, you got 1.

2!

I got the unibrow too!

1.

Mole, correct.

Beard, correct.

So 2.

Please go easy on me.

He cried.

Correct!

(Excuse me?)

How's that correct?

That's a tear, not a mole!

Mole with hair, correct.

Where's the hair!

Sideburn's here.

Correct!

Where's the sideburns!

Hey!

Unibrow, correct!

What?

(You reap what you sow.)

She got everything?

5 correct!

I thought there were only 4!

Wake up!

Ladies first.

Let's get on with this.

(Won with 5 correct out of 4.)

Pretty eyes, correct!

What are you talking about!

Sharp face, correct!

Hey!

Be more fair!

Hee-chul's got 0 correct.

I got the beard.

2 correct!

Look, sideburns.

Got 3 correct!

(How about the giant?)

That sucks!

I drew the other guy...

(Drew a different guard.)

I drew the other guy...

(Final results!)

Se-yeon wins!

I thought it was out of 4!

(First king's item.)

This belongs to a king?

A cushion?

I'm setting a fire to this place!

I'm pretty sure he won't.

I'm putting a skewer in him!

(Jang-hoon, stop.)

What's the quiz?

2nd round.

That was so fast!

(Had to roll backwards.)

Go easy, you're too old.

(Cramps.)

A king must be able to

handle any kind of situations.

Get a partner and write

three letter word on their feet.

Take this pose and whoever

gets the answer first

will be the winner.

(Writing words on each other.)

So we can look at it?

That's cute.

Be cool.

I'm not cool.

(Shocked at the size of it!)

That tickles!

My sock's too thin, it tickles!

(Love in prison.)

(Very happy.)

You look very happy.

(Too happy!)

You have socks that fits?

Start!

You can't do that.

(A human can do this?)

You have to arch back.

It's impossible for you.

He can't.

I give up.

Kyung-hoon.

(Looks determined.)

(Gets it going.)

(Peeks.)

(Close but no dice.)

I can do that?

I think I can do it then.

(Joseon Ssamgu.)

(A bit more!)

Butterfly Sleep!

He got it?

Good job Jang-hoon.

Everyone can do that.

How are you gonna look back?

(Lost focus.)

Bend your legs!

Sang-min, just go for it!

(Who are you?)

(Sees nothing but white.)

(Circus in prison!)

Your writing is terrible!

Chan Ho Park?

Correct.

(Getting ready.)

(Too easy!)

Three letters?

You cheated!

You can't do it from the side!

I was the best one!

Go ahead.

You shouldn't read it.

(I love you.)

Wait.

I think she can do it.

(Very similar.)

My leg's too short.

I can only see my toes.

I can only see my toes.

(Deep disappointment.)

You can see your toes?

(Last attempt!)

(Ends with a hug!)

Why did you hug me?

I can't see it.

Fail!

(Biggest one here!)

He'll obviously fail.

I'm flexible.

(Gets ready to fold his body!)

He looks like a pig trying to pee!

I don't think he can read!

Do you know how to read?

Poor people don't know how to read.

Exactly!

Focus.

One, two, three!

(Looked for 0.1 seconds!)

One, two, three!

(Only shows us his wrinkles.)

(Hopelessly failed.)

You looked at it from the side!

What's the answer?

I don't know how to read.

Failed!

(So close!)

(Even his stance isn't funny.)

Got it.

Jin Se-yeon!

(Correct!)

Guys.

Do you want to win that badly?

You have to do the pose, even if you fail!

(Watch me do it!)

Try it.

One, two, three!

(Just like that lady...)

(Beauty of a second!)

(He got the look down.)

Cushion!

Cushion again?

So close.

(Unexpected attack!)

How dare you!

(Perfect ad-lib!)

A king must move people's hearts

with his oratory skills.

Write a poem with words you pick.

And move your people's hearts!

(Poem to move people's hearts.)

Here.

(Secretly reads their topics!)

I'll do it with Jin Se-yeon.

Give me the lines.

Jin!

I really like you.

Se!

Se-yeon.

Yeon.

I want to call you.

(A poem just for Se-yeon!)

What?

(Jin Se-yeon.)

(Goosebumps!)

I should've saved it!

(Deeper into the night.)

(Trying to write poems for their people.)

(Not sleeping!)

(Who can move people's hearts?)

(Topic: Yoo Jae-suk.)

Same as mine?

Yoo!

We have the advantage.

All they have to do is trust me!

Jae!

They'll never attack us!

They'll never attack our base!

Suk!

Crossbow!

Stand up.

(Started with the people)

(ended as a comedy.)

Jin!

I'm telling the people the truth!

Se!

Se-yeon and

me, Hee-chul the king!

Yeon!

We're a couple.

Our first day today?

(Started with the people,)

(ends with love.)

Mine is goguma (Sweet potato.)

Good.

Go!

Watch my acting.

Okay.

(Even has a prop.)

Go!

Stop!

Gu!

Stop!

No way!

Ma!

I had enough!

(What's he trying to say?)

Go!

To my people who're having a hard time.

Gu!

Don't make excuses.

Ma!

It's my last...

Request.

Tell us the truth!

Are you running for an office?

(No...)

(Understands but not funny.)

What was that?

(Topic: Jin Se-yeon.)

Jin Se-yeon.

Please give me the lines.

Jin!

Is this country for a king?

Se!

This world is so boring.

Yeon!

I want to have a party

to see Se-yeon dance!

That's for the people?

It's for me.

(His honesty would create a rebellion!)

I'll go.

(Se-yeon gives it a go!)

What's your topic?

5 percent.

Watch how cute I am.

Calm down.

I'll give you the lines.

5!

I lived for today.

Per!

Through Ask Us Anything,

I wanted to make people happy.

Cent!

I want rose pasta!

I want rose pasta!

Beat her up!

(People's angry at pasta!)

(Cuteness failed...)

Torture her!

Where do you think you are!

How dare you!

(Confess to your crimes!)

Who do you think you are?

I'm the princess!

What did she want to eat?

Rose.

I've never heard of that food in my life.

This is heavy.

(Results for the poems!)

(1st place.)

Min Kyung-hoon!

Writers love Kyung-hoon!

(Special treatment!)

He didn't write for the people!

(Doesn't remember quality of their work!)

Writers love Kyung-hoon!

That was fair.

Very fair.

Go!

Stop!

Gu!

Stop lying!

Ma!

Watch your back!

Winner!

I thought that was the best!

I give up.

When will I ever win?

Bring the candles.

Let me try!

Stop!

Go!

Go Du-sim!

Gu!

Gu Ha-ra!

Ma!

Ma Dong-suk!

(Good job!)

Thanks.

Let go you stone age!

Let go!

Let me read it.

(That's my son...)

A king must look at the bigger picture.

Too see how you can see the bigger picture

from smaller pictures,

look at the puzzles

and guess the answer!

(Bigger picture.)

Question please!

Got it!

Rain!

Nope.

Lee Joon!

Nope.

Yoo Ah-in!

Correct!

How did he see that?

I knew it...

I knew it...

She's acting cute!

Twist her legs!

You guys are all in trouble!

(Second question.)

(No idea.)

Got it!

Got it!

Se-yeon's first!

Jeon In-hwa!

Nope.

Shin Se-kyung!

Nope!

Ha Ji-won!

Wrong!

Ko Du-sim!

Correct!

How did he know that?

(Answer: Ko Du-sim.)

(Amazing!)

4th one on the left.

Amazing.

The nose and the mouth.

(Cloak.)

Shoot.

Got it!

Se-yeon was first!

(What's going on?)

Kim Soo-hyun!

I'm next!

I think it is him.

(Answer: Kim Soo-hyun.)

This is fun.

Thank you.

Amazing.

We'll do word puzzles now.

(Get the words and act it out!)

I got it!

(Amazing speed!)

He's really good at this.

(Clueless 3.)

(Just stands and sings.)

Got it!

Wrong!

(Takes his shoes off.)

(Sings his son's song@)

Hold your shoes then sing!

Where does it say that?

It says it right there!

(Confused even when they know the answer.)

I can finally take this off!

Watch your mic.

He's like that dude in Noodle Nude!

(Reincarnation!)

(Next question!)

Got it!

Sang-min.

(Trips Kyung-hoon and...)

Hello.

Nope.

I got it!

(Trip someone next to you from inside.)

Wrong!

(Did it from outside!)

(Still lost...)

This is so frustrating!

I got it!

I got it!

Like this?

Trip someone next to you from inside.

Correct!

(Looks of admirations.)

(Jealous.)

Three comedians are the only ones

without the cloak.

Everyone's wrong.

That's not how you do it.

(Sounds convincing.)

You have to do it right.

I did it right!

Try it.

How did you do it?

That's correct...

That's correct...

(Got nothing out of it.)

That was fun.

First love.

I got it!

I was first!

First, second, third.

(A league of their own.)

(A minor league of their own.)

Can I?

Lee Jin-kyung!

Wrong.

Not your first love right?

I made it up...

Wrong!

Mi-jin!

Why?

Same class in elementary.

That doesn't count!

Lee Hyo-jin!

Hyo-jin!

My first love, Lee Hyo-jin!

Jin Se-yeon!

(Everyone starts to lie!)

When did you first meet?

Today.

Wasn't I correct?

It doesn't fit!

Is he Korean?

His hair looks like a bar maid.

Everyone, sit down. If he gets one more,

he's the king!

Next question.

Got it!

(Kyung-hoon's first.)

Got it!

(Grabs a hay.)

Throws it down!

Wrong!

How dare you!

Nope.

What?

I'm right!

Take one off if he's wrong.

I suck at this.

I think I became dyslexic.

Got it!

Really?

Correct!

(Frustrated.)

Dance while throwing hay.

Correct!

I thought it said throw it to the face.

I thought it said sit.

I thought it said throw it while sitted.

It hurt!

I thought it said throw it to the face.

That was this big!

(Shows off in front of 3 bums.)

Sit down.

Why does Se-yeon suck?

Is it hard?

But those 5 are still good.

Let's give Se-yeon a chance.

No.

(Can't beat this.)

Look at us!

Look how poor we are!

We'll add those 3 to Se-yeon.

Se-yeon too?

(People who can't read!)

Next question!

I got it!

(They already got it!)

(Can't read anything today.)

I got it!

(Se-yeon gives it a try!)

Jin Se-yeon!

(Prettiest woman celebrity's name.)

Go.

Jin Se-yeon.

Wrong!

Wrong!

Wrong!

Prettiest female celebrity's name.

Correct!

Let's do one with us three!

We don't need them!

Why?

(Too late to win...)

You guys will lose anyways.

(Civilian 3 gets less talkative.)

(Impossible to rank up.)

We'll give you guys a chance.

(Even when they get a chance...)

(No words.)

I got it!

I'll go if they can't.

Got it!

Kim Yeong-cheol!

Got it!

Seo Jang-hoon!

(Ugliest one here.)

Why does he think he's my rival?

What are you doing?

Seo Jang-hoon!

(Hopefull eyes!)

No?

Crawl and say the ugliest one's name.

It's here, not crawl.

I had no idea!

Not crawl, it's here!

(Got a big laugh!)

Ho-dong correct!

Soo-geun's not like that.

I'm the best within the 3 of us.

He's got a cushion now?

Finally!

(So the game didn't mean anything...)

Last one?

Yes.

You guys all have one to go?

(Who'd become a king?)

(Game of Thrones.)

(Looking to rebel.)

(An end to a long game.)

Got it!

Jung Won-gwan!

Kang Dong-won!

Nope.

Got it!

Im Chang-jung!

Nope.

You can't go again.

Got it!

(If he gets it, Jang-hoon is the king.)

Jo Min-gi?

Jo Min-gi?

Correct!

How did he get that?

Finally, I hate this wig!

(No upset.)

Your highness!

(207cm giant king!)

(Ceremony!)

Sir, the people can barely eat

so they can't grow more than 150cm!

How did you get this tall by yourself?

Do you mean that?

No.

Torture him now.

Show your respect.

Sire, he's wearing king's clothing!

You must torture them at once!

Out of my respect for you sir,

I did this cosplay.

Sir, I'm your son.

(King's son.)

For insulting me so far!

Se-yeon must come out here at once

and dance!

Se-yeon must come out

and dance!

I'll dance instead!

(Quickly jumps back.)

Torture him at once!

Sit.

Sit over here.

I know you're really gonna do it.

(Easily handled!)

(Crying.)

(Their friendship is long gone!)

(Intense!)

(Said the wrong thing and went to hell.)

(Inauguration complete!)

I'll get out of here now.

Now we're off to get married.

Guys, don't forget me.

(Se-yeon leaves with the king...)

(A sad song looking for Se-yeon)

(was heard throughout.)

(Coming soon! A trailer for IOI!)

Shut up!

This is unbelievable.

(6 months ago, Ask Us Anything vs. IOI.)

Kim Hee-mi!

Kang Ho-mi!

(Ask Us Anything's dominating victory.)

(IOI had a tough day.)

(They're back!)

(IOI returns with glory!)

Didn't you miss us?

Of course we did!

Me too!

If you don't get it,

you're partnering up with Yeong-cheol.

I don't want to be your partner!

(Girl crush!)

(So-mi and Yeong-cheol partners?)

You guys changed!

Everyone does.

(They're much sexier now!)

(Even her members were surprised.)

(Hairy.)

Soo-geun has two babies?

I'll pay it back by end of the month!

(Can't get enough of IOI!)

(Let's get to know them better!)

(IOI's graduation party.)

(Fantastic dance!)

(Perfect chemistry!)

(From old ladies...)

(to bull fighters!)

(This is Ask Us Club!)

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