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- Well, that's new.

- [wind blowing]

- Whoa.

Why am I in the princess's bedroom?

- Prudie? - Ciara?

What are you doing here?

- ♪

- What am I doing here?

What are you doing here?

- Well, I followed you and I found that secret tunnel.

Tell me what's going on.

- Okay, I've been keeping a really big secret from you.

I'm a dirty thief

and I love to steal things from the princess.

- You're a thief? - Yeap! Your girl's got issues!

Oh, I just love taking things that don't belong to me.

Stealing is the coolest!

- No, it's not.

I know you're my best friend, but I have to tell the princess.

As a future Knight, I'm sworn to protect her.

- Yeah, I don't need those tiaras.

It's not like I'm the princess.

- [grunts]

Prudie followed you!

She's gonna find out that you're the princess!

- What?!

- [whispering] I think she heard me.

- What does he mean, "you're the princess"?

- Prudie, it's time I told you the truth.

You know me as Ciara, but I'm also...

- [magic tingling]

- The princess of Astoria.

- So...you're her and she's you?

I need to sit down.

- [thud] - [loud rumbling]

- Earthquake!

But your mighty king hasn't spilled his goblet!

- [goblet clanks]

- Really, dude?!

- Sorry, this is just a lot to take in.

- Pfft, well, if that blew your mind,

then wait until you hear my secret.

I'm from--ready for it?-- Seagate,

and I lied about being dragonblood

so that I can go to Knight School.

- Oh.

- I'm sorry, all I got was an "Oh"?

She got an earthquake!

- Whoa! My sneaky friend who lies a lot

is a sneaky liar.

That's crazy.

- Even though it wasn't sincere, it meant a lot.

- So you've both been keeping these secrets this whole time?

- My dad says it's too dangerous

for both of his daughters to be knights,

so I'm forbidden from going to Knight School.

The only way I can train to become a knight

is by using this magic ring to transform into Ciara.

- And you told Arc before me?

- I didn't tell him, he figured it out

after I caught him stealing my tiara.

- Like this.

- Prudie, you're the one person in the world I wanted to tell.

- But she couldn't.

If people find out our secrets,

the princess and I will get kicked out of Knight School.

- And I didn't wanna burden you with all that responsibility.

- That was good thinking.

Because giants can't keep secrets.

- What?

- Everything about us is big, especially our mouths.

- KING: Honey, did you feel that earthquake?

- It's our dad.

Hide!

- [grunts]

- Oh. [chuckles]

I didn't know you were hiding a friend up here.

- That's not the only thing she's hiding.

The princess is-- - Hiding your...

Father's Day gift.

- Ooh, I hope it's a new "World's Best Dad" goblet.

Some meat-head broke my last one.

- This is so bad.

I didn't get my dad anything for Father's Day.

- Can we focus on the bigger issue?!

Prudie can't keep our secrets.

This is a huge problem.

- Well, technically it's a giant problem.

But yeah, it's huge!

- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?

- CIARA: I'm a princess,

whose father won't let her become a knight.

Let me go to Knight School, Daddy, please, please, please!

So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes!

- ARC: And I'm Arc,

a charming thief who has the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight.

- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom

aren't allowed at Knight School.

- ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here.

- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.

- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

- ♪ We can be heroes, we are the Knight Squad, hey! ♪

- ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na, hey

- I told Prudie to stay home so she doesn't blurt out

our secrets.

- I know, but we can't pretend she's sick forever.

- We won't.

Tomorrow we'll say she got her head stuck in a bucket.

- Good idea. - Thanks, Prudie.

- Prudie?!

- What are you doing here?

You're supposed to be hiding at home.

- I was. Then I got worried

I'd start screaming your secrets out the window,

so I came here, where there are no windows.

- But there are people here.

- I did not think this through.

- Get out of here, before someone--

- Hey, guys. - You will never believe

what I just heard about the princess!

- [gasps] Is my boo okay? - Yeap! She's fine.

- Of course she is, she's right here.

- Right here in your heart.

- [sighs] So true.

Hello, Princess, it's me, Warwick.

Hope it's warm in there.

- Okay, that was close.

- I'm sorry, guys.

- Oh, no, here comes Sage, keep it together, Prudie.

- It's okay, I think I got it.

Arc's a thief!

- I...am a dance thief.

It's my happy dance now.

- Oh.

- Yay! Happy dance!

- Buttercup!

We do not dance with the enemy.

Only each other.

- Okay, we have to get you out of here.

- Just follow my lead and try not to say anything.

Bad news, Sir Gareth.

We're all sick and have to miss class.

- Sick with what? - Secrets!

- We...are...secreting...

all kinds of gross snotty stuff.

[sneezes]

- Get out. I can't risk getting sick,

I only have three healthy body parts, go.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir!

- Princess!

- Squad, gather round.

You defeated Ryker, and restored peace to Astoria.

Now it's time to enter into your next phase

of knight training with a lesson in--

- Fire swords. - Fire spears.

- Fire dancing?!

- No. Responsibility.

- Fire responsibility. - There's no fire!

These. Are. Wild. Slobberpuff eggs.

You and a partner will be responsible for keeping it safe

until your egg hatches.

- Okay, hold up, I don't take care of eggs,

I throw them at houses.

Can't Slobwick just watch them?

- Hmm...that's a bad idea.

Slobberpuffs have been known to mistake their eggs for food.

- [growls, barks]

- Stop slobbering on my mom's napkin.

- [groans]

- Fine. Me and Butter will just do what my parents did with me,

give the egg some crayons and check on it later.

- You will not be doing this assignment with Buttercup.

- But we do everything together!

See? We could do this all day.

- Stop it!

For the safety of this egg, I will be Sage's partner.

Buttercup, you will partner with Warwick.

- Okay, if you insist.

Hi! I'm Buttercup!

- Yeah. I know who you are.

Why don't you choose our egg?

- What should we name it?

- I was thinking... - BOTH: Eggy Sue.

- Hey, we said the same thing at the same time,

just like me and Sage.

- BOTH: That is so weird.

I know!

- ♪

- Okay, no one's around.

You can let it out, Prudie.

- Secret princess! Dirty thief!

- Feel better? - Yeah, thanks.

Gonna miss you guys when I get you kicked out of Knight School.

- That's not gonna happen, because I have a plan.

- That's good, because I'm about to tell that lady all about--

- Here's the plan.

On my travels, I heard about a place

called Memory Lane.

There's a guy there that can erase memories.

- That sounds extreme.

Are there any other options?

- Magic ring, sneaky liar--

- And we're off to Memory Lane!

- ♪

- ♪

- ♪ Hush, little eggy, don't say a word ♪

- ♪ Sage thinks this lesson is a giant turd ♪

- You know, doing this assignment with you

has been a great egg-xperience.

- [giggles] I was thinking the egg-xact same thing!

- Our egg jokes are hilarious.

- Look at Buttercup having fun without me.

I should be the one telling her stupid egg jokes.

So...this lesson's not all it's cracked up to be.

- What? - I don't get it.

- 'Cause you 'crack' eggs?

- Oh. [giggles] Yeah, I guess I get it.

- Yeah, thanks for egg-xplaining.

- [laughs] Nice one.

- [scoffs] Great.

Now I have to scramble to get my friend back.

[laughs] Get it? 'Cause you scramble--

Oh, what do you know? You're an egg.

- ♪

- Well, this is the place.

- I really hope this guy can make me forget your secrets.

- I hope it can make you forget the trip here.

Especially my fight with that elf.

- I wouldn't call it a fight.

He punched you with a tiny fist and you cried.

- Greetings, friend-os!

And welcome to the magical magnificence that is

Memory Lane!

- [nervous laugh] Let me talk to the giant leprechaun.

Is it true you can make someone forget the unforgettable?

- Yeah, because I need to forget the secrets I just learned

about my friends Arc and Ciara.

- If you're talking about Blondie getting punched

by that elf, that secret's out, girlfriend!

- So can you help us or not?

- Yes, from a random remembrance

to a ruborous recollection,

my mystical lane can wipe anything away,

that's why they call me The Wiper!

- [laughing]

- What's so funny? - Your name.

It kinda sounds like you wipe-- - Memories!

- Butts.

- I've never wiped a butt in my life!

- I have so many questions.

- Now, the memory you want to remove is fresh,

so it won't take much.

Just say "I want to forget what I learned about Arc and Ciara,"

and you take two baby steps down Memory Lane.

- Here goes nothing.

I want to forget what I learned

about Arc and Ciara.

- Holy trolley! I said baby steps!

- [magic tingling]

- I'm part giant! Our babies take big steps!

- What just happened? Did it work?

- Yes, but she went further down Memory Lane than planned.

I'm afraid she may have forgotten

more than your secrets.

- Like what?

- Hi! I'm Prudence. Who are you guys?

- Like, us? She forgot us!

- I could make you forget she forgot you.

- ♪

- Time for Mama to destroy Buttercup's friendship.

Aww, I wish my mom did fun things like this with me

when I was a baby.

- And with that, the orc with a fork

became the orc with the spork.

- Aww, again! Again!

- Did you guys hear? There's a storm coming.

You should probably get your little guy a raincoat

from that cart over there.

- Aww, Eggy's first coat.

- [grunts] Time to play "Hide and go seek," Eggy Sue.

Well, don't look at me like that.

I'll be back in a bit, here's some crayons.

- Think Eggy Sue can pull off a poncho? [giggles]

Wait, where is she?

- I left her right there, safe and--

Wait, Eggy Sue's gone!

- Sage, have you seen our egg?

- Oh, sorry, I was so busy taking care of my own egg

that I didn't notice Warwick leaving your little darling

unattended.

- I just stepped away for a second.

- Tell that to your egg. [hisses] Oh, right, you can't.

You lost her.

- Sage is right.

Because of you, Eggy Sue could've rolled off

and joined a wild gang of deviled eggs!

- Hey, you weren't paying attention either.

"Think Eggy Sue can pull off a poncho?"

Guess what. No one can pull off a poncho.

- My uncle Poncho invented the poncho!

- Now, all I have to do is find Buttercup's egg

and she'll know what a good friend I am.

It's gone!

Ah, I'm not a good friend.

- ♪

- Mr. Wiper, please tell us there's a way

to restore Prudence's memory.

- There is! With one of my marvelously miraculous

memory sticks!

I must warn you, they're extremely expensive.

- Prudie's our friend, money is no object.

To her.

- If you whack your friend with a stick

within one hour of wiping, her memory will be

completely restored.

Now, in the biz we call that the two-ply double wipe.

- You really don't hear how you sound.

- Prudie, trust us, we're your friends.

Now, stand still so I can smack you!

- [grunting]

- You know, I do have this magical roll of paper

that can wipe your pain away.

- ♪

- Okay, there's Prudie. - How are we gonna get

close enough to hit her with the memory stick?

- Don't worry, I have perfect aim.

- [magic tingling]

- This is why we don't invite you to play softball.

- You followed me?! What is wrong with you weirdos?!

- She didn't call me a dirty thief this time,

I'll take it.

- If we don't fix Prudie soon,

my best friend will never remember me.

Wait, I think I know how to fix this.

- We're gonna make a new friend out of snow and call her Prudie!

- How hard did she hit you back there?

- So hard.

- Listen, Prudie doesn't remember me,

but there is someone she would definitely remember.

- [magic tinkling]

- I really love the sparkly part,

it gets me every time.

- ♪

- Eggy Sue!

- Ugh, Buttercup's going to fail if I don't find her egg.

It's not like it could just roll away.

- Oh, it's you.

- Yeah, I'm still looking for Eggy Sue.

I miss her so much.

- I just keep thinking,

what if she rolled into the Brunch District?!

- They're not supposed to be talking,

why are they getting along?

- Look, I'm sorry I lost my cool before.

- Me too. Wanna be friends again?

- Ugh can you two just stop making up,

you're supposed to hate each other!

- What?

- Nothing, I'm just... pulling your egg.

Get it? Egg jokes. Right? We're still doing those?

- Sage, tell me what you did.

- Fine, I took your egg.

I was gonna give it back... until I lost it.

- How could you do that?

- I was jealous of you and Warwick.

You're supposed to be my friend.

- I am. I'm your best friend.

And nothing will ever change that.

- Thanks, buddy But.

- BOTH: Let's find that egg.

Hey! We're back!

- I was egg-proofing the throne room

when this poor thing rolled in.

- It's Eggy Sue! - Our baby's home!

- Anyone know who lost this egg?

'Cause they're so gonna fail!

Yes, they are.

- That's our egg, sir. I lost it.

- What?! How can you be so careless with Sir Garegg?

- What are you doing?

- I can't let you fail because of me.

I have to take responsibility for my actions.

Gross, I actually learned responsibility.

- Sage, you failed this assignment.

No, scratch that, you super failed this assignment.

- [egg cracking] - What's happening?

- Look! It's hatching!

- [egg cracking]

- It's so beautiful.

- [squeaking]

- Aww.

- [farts]

- Aww.

- ♪

- If you freaks are in here, you're gonna eat hammer!

[gasps] Princess!

- Prudence, thank goodness you're here.

These two crazy people are trying to hit me with a stick.

- Oh, no, it must be the same two nutjobs

who attacked me.

The girl is a real whack-a-doo.

- Maybe she was just having a stressful day, you don't know.

Can I just stay with you until the guards catch them?

- Of course, I'm sworn to protect the princess,

no matter what. For example...

[karate yell]

- ARC: [grunts]

Luckily I have this magic toilet paper

that wipes the pain away.

- [magic tinkling]

- Oh. Wow, it actually works.

- Say goodbye to your stick. - Wait!

He's just trying to hit you with that memory stick

so you'll remember your friends.

- What do you mean, remember?

- Everything those two said about being your friend is true.

By the way, that girl's name is Ciara

and she's not a whack-a-doo.

Ciara cares about you.

- How do you know that?

- Because...I am Ciara.

- [magic tinkling]

- Wait, so you're her, and she's you?

- Yes. And I know you better than anyone.

You make a wish whenever the clock hits 11:11.

- I do do that.

- You cry every time we get down to the last fry in the basket.

- Well, it's just so sad!

- And your favorite TV show

is "The Giant Housewives of Astoria."

- You know, I still can't believe

that Helga stepped on Bertha's husband.

Wow. You do know a lot about me.

- I do, and I just wish you'd trust me

so I can have my bestie back.

- Our bestie.

Sorry, I felt left out.

- I don't know why, but... I believe you guys.

- [magic tinkling]

- Ciara! - You remember me!

- What about me?!

- Of course I remember you, Kenny!

Just kidding.

Oh, no.

I also remember your secrets,

which are in danger because of my giant mouth.

- Wait. You said you were sworn

to protect the princess no matter what, right?

- Absolutely.

I take it very seriously. It's right up there

with my "Everything's better with cheese" policy.

- Well, if anyone ever found out the princess was secretly

attending Knight School against the King's orders,

she'd be in serious trouble.

- And if they knew that she was helping a non-dragonblood

sneak into Knight School, she'd be in even bigger trouble.

- So, by keeping your secrets, I'm protecting the princess.

Then consider my giant lips officially sealed.

- Just to be clear, keeping our secrets

means not telling anyone

about me getting punched by an elf, right?

- She doesn't need to tell anyone,

that secret's out, girlfriend.

- ♪

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Hey!

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