All language subtitles for Kims Convenience s03e05 Army Spoon.eng

Okay, I hope
I have everything.

So, it's a salsa,
chips, uh... Napkins. Okay. Two-ply.

Maybe medium salsa
is too spicy?

You want to use
express check-out?

Yes, please.

- You have express check-out?
- yeah.

Two item or less.

Well, that doesn't seem fair.

- Come through
to express, please. - Thank you.

I was here first.

Okay. See you.

Oh! Come through
to express, please.

I don't have anything yet.

Ah, it's okay.

This seems very arbitrary.

I say two item or less.
She have less than two.

- She has no items.
- Yeah. Less than two.

Mr. Kim, why do you
do this to me?

I'm a good person.

This is a convenience store.

You take so long time,
it's inconvenient.

Okay, fine!

Okay, today I will be
a medium salsa person.

Okay.

So just the milk.

And gum.

Excuse me, okay?
But I just need...

Uh-uh-uh... Sorry.

Twelve egg.
Back of line.

So? What do we
wear on Thursday?

Are you still not telling me
where we're going?

Wear whatever you want.
It's Blake Tavern.

Gerald! Seriously?

Oh, yeah.
There's no dress code.

- Gerald!
- What?

You're going for nachos.
What's the big deal?

Oh, my god.
It's a surprise!

So, the Blake. Cool.

It was just where
we were starting the night. Or ending.

- It's your birthday, your call.
- I like the Blake. Really fun.

Great save, Gerald.

Hey, didn't mean to eavesdrop,

But my family has a membership
at the Stonewood Supper Club.

Chelsea, you're bragging again.

No!
They should go there. They can be my guests.

- Really?
- Sweet!

When are you thinking?

Thursday. Unless that...

- Thursday's great.
- I'll make a res.

So you'll be joining us?

Thanks. But me
and this guy have plans.

What are we doing?

You're funny.

Hey, seriously,
what are we doing? Do you know?

Hey, guys!

Chungalo!

Trying that one out.
Didn't look good.

Kimch, ready for
a life-changing experience?

You found my dad?

- Uh, you're traveling to India?
- even better.

Discount passes to go
skydiving this weekend.

- Boom!
- get out!

I would die to skydive
this weekend.

Sure, there are risks.
Twenty people die every year.

Some from impact,
others shredded in the propeller,

But, so worth it. So fun.

Look, normally, I'd be
all over jumping out of a moving airplane,

But I got a Frisbee game.
Ultimate Frisbee.

Come on, man!
You just made that up.

Yeah. I would have said
I had a family thing.

Okay, so do you wanna go?

No, I actually do
have a family thing.

Come on, Kimch!
It'll be great.

Jumping out of a plane,
nothing around you but sky!

And planet earth
is just rushing towards you

And there's this
tiny part of you

That doesn't want
to pull the cord.

We're definitely
gonna pull the cord.

Obvi.

And it sounds like fun,
but I can't let the ultimate team down.

All right, man.
You're missing out.

And right when you land,
you scream from your gut

Like a warrior who's just
slaughtered her enemies. It's ah-maah-zing.

- Hey, Mr. Kim.
- Gerard?

Janet said I could come by
and grab some snacks?

For apartment?

Well, actually
it's for board game night.

Settlers of Catan
with Seafarer Expansion.

- Why you do like that?
So embarrassing.

I know, but I just don't
see these guys very often.

Oh, hi, Gerald.
No, I talking to him.

I hate when he using
dirty pig spoon.

Oh, not dirty pig spoon.
Clean army spoon.

It's actually kind of dirty.

Yeah. Been through a lot.
Two year Korean army.

You were in the army?

Yeah. Trained to fight.

And to clean up garbage
at side of road.

Cool.

Not cool. Very hot.
And dangerous.

Always fighting
to survive, hmm?

One time, whole platoon
is just so hungry.

Ration finish.
No meat. No fruit. Only gum and mint toothpick.

We'd all left to die.

Yeah, yeah.

You find pig, catch pig,
everybody live. Okay, see you!

So, like I say,
giant wild boar--

You weren't saying that.

Running this way and that way
and it's very dangerous, hmm?

So, we slowly surround
big, wild boar and then...

Was that Russians?
Or Chinese?

Running and chasing
and people still shooting,

But, you know,
we just so hungry!

And then I see
hole in the ground for army bathroom.

So I jump onto pig
and drive all around and into hole.

Into the latrine?

And then at the last second,
I jump off!

- That's amazing!
- Not finished yet!

Pig still in hole.

So I get a rope, like a cowboy,
and I catch a big wild boar, and then...

Don't say you ate it.

With this spoon.

That's incredible.
Also, kind of disgusting.

That's hard Korea army life.

Actually, this is
kind of perfect.

Do you mind if I take a picture?

Why?

It's not every day you hear
a war story first-hand.

Not so much a war story,
more like a army story.

Well, I have a photo essay due,
and I just met a genuine war hero.

Gerald, you know that
the Korea war is finish in 1953, right?

Thanks to people
like you, Mr. Kim.

Okay.

I know! Mr. Sherman's
a great teacher, but then he's like,

"Janet, I know you hate me."

I just want to let you know
I'm having a showing.

I want you to come,
so my mother thinks I'm popular.

"And open to diversity."

Oh, my god. That is so him!

That's hilarious.
You guys want another bottle?

I think I'm good.

Yeah. I should
probably switch to coffee.

Do you have any tea?

Yeah. I'll bring the box over
and you can check it out.

I would love to
check out your box.

Yeah. Sure.

- Do you think I offended her?
- What? No.

- It was funny.
- I mean, she was a bit--

- Right?
- It was nothing.

And if she can't take
a joke, F it.

There's just
a power imbalance, you know?

- Oh, 'cause she's black?
- No!

Because I'm a customer,
and she's a server.

I think you're overthinking it.

And she was
practically begging you to make that joke. F it.

Someone was asking about tea?

Her.

Yeah. Thanks.
Um, where's the other server?

She had to go.

Oh, my god.

Why don't I leave the basket?
You can make your choice.

Where you going?

Buying Gerald present
for photo showcase.

We already get him something.
My face.

And the story
with the pig and the spoon.

He get into big
downtown exhibit.

Then take a bottle of wine
from upstair we get for Christmas.

Yobo, that's a fancy bottle.
This is Gerald. He eat mayonnaise sandwich.

Get a mini-fridge size, huh.
He can't handle regular one.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking
for a Mrs. Kim.

Yeah, that's me.

Your son's been in an accident.

Oh, my god!
Okay, I'm coming!

Hello?

I didn't tell you where to go.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, tell me
where to go!

Hi. Looking for my son.
Somebody call me.

Someone say is emergency.
My son have accident!

Don't worry.
Your son was lucky.

Kimchee?

Hi, ajuma.

Why you call me?
He's not my son.

Well, you're his
emergency contact.

Plus, he has signs
of a concussion.

From Frisbee?

Technically, it's a disc.

And he took one
right in the head. Hammer throw.

So, you call me
because he can't catch Frisbee?

Again... Disc.
They're pretty heavy.

- Can I release him to you?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Hard to believe all this
just because of... - Please don't say it.

Frisbee.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I was here the other night,

And I just came
to thank our server for her great service.

Do you remember
your server's name?

Oh, actually, that's her there.
Can I just go over and...

- Of course.
- Thanks.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I don't know if you remember,
but I was here the other night

Celebrating a birthday
with some friends.

Okay.

Anyway, you were great,
and at the end of the night, you offered more wine.

- I asked about tea--
- sorry, when was this?

- Thursday.
- I didn't work Thursday.

Remember?
The whole tea-box thing.

Totally dumb,
and I get that it was maybe a little bit harrassy...

No, I have
a night class Thursday.

You might be
mixing me up with...

Oh, my god.

Alicia, someone wants to
talk to you.

Who?

Why I am your
emergency contact?

You're like
the closest thing to family I have here.

- What about your own mummy?
- She's in Calgary.

Can I have another pillow?
For my foot?

Whoo! You missed
an awesome time, Kim!

You gotta
"dive to feel alive," man.

- Jung?
- Umma?

What diving awesome time?

Uh...

In a pool.

I learned to dive
in a swimming pool and felt alive.

- Oh.
- So that's good.

What happened to you?

Ugh. Kimchee get hit in head
by toy Frisbee disc.

Just "disc." and the girl
who threw it was a beast.

Okay, have to go.
You look after.

And the next time, make Jung
emergency contact, huh?

My mum's your emergency contact?

Yeah. Can you believe?
Sorry, Kimchee.

Already I am so busy
being emergency contact for appa and Janet and Jung.

Yeah. Totally.

Why you say like that?

I'm just saying it
the way that anyone would.

Jung, who is
your emergency contact?

Uh... Janet.

Janet?

Tiny-arm Janet?

Your arms are
pretty small, too, ajuma.

What is Janet going to do?
Flag down ambulance with her tiny arms?

Hey, listen,
you're a great umma.

It's just, in certain
emergency situations...

Okay, remember
when the trashcan in the store caught on fire?

Yeah. I didn't do that!

Yeah. But then you panicked,
threw the trashcan in the dumpster,

Then the dumpster
caught on fire.

What I'm supposed to do
with trashcan on fire? Throw on street?

Then maybe whole street
catch on fire.

Okay, calm down...

You calm down.
I save store from fire.

I save Kimchee
from Frisbee disk.

- Not really.
- I helping everyone!

And it's all great.

Good luck next time
you go diving at the pool. Hope you don't drown.

Good thing you didn't tell her
about the skydiving.

You go skydiving?

I swear I heard the door close.

Wow! Look! So big.
So exciting, huh?

Not every day your husband
have a big exhibit.

Gerald have big exhibit.

Without me there is no story.

No story,
no downtown big exhibit.

Oh! I look terrible.

That's not you.
There, that's you.

Wow!

Look how strong I look, huh?
Oh! "army survivor."

Yeah. "escape danger."

Yobo, if something
happen to you, who you put down for contact?

What?

If you get hurt, I am
your emergency contact, right?

Yeah. Totally.

Why you say like that?

Uh... I just say
like everyone else say.

Oh, thank you.

Yobo, am I your
emergency contact?

Uh...

No. Janet is.

Why is Janet everybody
emergency contact?

Oh, she not.
I her emergency contact.

So I'm nobody emergency contact?

You tell me,
you have Kimchee.

Next time big fat pig
chase you down hole, don't call me.

No. I call Janet.

Oh.

- But it's fine, right?
- Easy mistake.

And it's not because
they were both black. They looked a lot alike.

And how many times
have I been mistaken for a different Asian girl?

How many?

Well, it's not how many times,

It's that you get mistaken
because of your skin color.

Didn't you just say
that wasn't the reason?

Oh, my god.
I'm a racist.

Yeah, maybe a little bit.

I can't believe I made
a white-guy mistake.

Asian girl, white guy,
not so different anymore. Your privilege is on the rise.

And,

How bad is it to say
you want to check out a woman's box?

I should go back
and apologize.

And then sign up
for some sensitivity training.

Yeah. "metoo", Janet.

Why, what'd you do?

Sir.

Thank you for your service.

You welcome.

Why he say like that?

Because it say
you is "Korean War hero."

What you tell Gerald?

Nothing.
I just tell him pig story.

All these people think
you is Korean War hero.

And 90 years old.

Hey, you guys made it.

Gerald, why you write all this?

I don't know,
just telling your story.

How old you think he is?

Oh, Mrs. Kim, don't worry,
the camera adds years. You look great.

No, but this is just pig story.

So modest.

And, hey, check this out.

Second place?

Oh, congratulation! For you.

Hey, thanks.

My mom used to
drink these all the time.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I'm looking for
one of your servers, Alicia.

There are actually
two servers named Alicia.

Well, um,
she's about this high, has cool braids in her hair.

- Dark skin?
- You said it, not me.

I don't know
if she's come in yet.

Janet?

Oh, hey! Chelsea.

- This is Janet,
my other roommate. - Hi.

This is my friend, Sarah.
What brings you here?

Just had such a good time
the other night,

Wanted to thank our server.

Wow. We've never done that.

You're gonna make us look bad.

Hi. Chelsea Chettiar.
Well, we're just going to grab lunch.

- Great to see you.
- Mmm-hmm.

I'm sorry, Ms. Chettiar,
but there's a flag on your file here...

It seems that your membership
has been recently suspended.

Um...

Hi.

Hi, Mr. Kim.

Recognize these guys?

No.

Fellow Korean War vets.
The donation sparked some interest.

What donation?

The prize money.
From the exhibit.

I thought it only fitting
to donate to the association on your behalf.

Yeah, thanks.

Thought I'd get a picture of
all the brothers in arms.

Yeah.

When was this?

Just a few days ago.
I'm looking into it right now.

I can explain.

When I was here the other night,

I made a stupid joke
about checking out the server's box of teas.

But I just said "box",
as in her...

And, I don't know
why I said that.

Or why the word "box" means,
you know...

Why is it even a term for that?

And, anyway, the server
was offended, obviously,

And when I came back
to apologize,

I mistook her
for another, um, server,

Making an unintentional
other kind of mistake,

Which is also unacceptable
and that's why your membership's been suspended.

I'm sorry.

Um. Okay.

And here's Alicia.

Hi.

Hi. This is for you.

It's a tip for Thursday night.
Birthday party with my friends.

- Tea box.
- Yeah, I felt sick.

Me, too. I felt sick
thinking about what I said.

No, I had
some kind of flu bug. But what did you say?

She wanted to
check out your box.

Oh,
because of the tea? That's hilarious. Wow!

This is very generous.
Thank you.

Well, sure.

Thanks.

It seems your family's payment
went to the wrong account,

So the suspension
has now been lifted.

We're so sorry about the mix-up.

No problem.
That's great to hear.

Janet, you sure
you don't wanna join?

Okay, now, everyone,
hold up your spoons.

Yours is a lot shinier
than mine.

You look very well-preserved.

Thank you.

I still got some
shrapnel in my thigh from a firefight at Gapyong.

Mr. Kim, tell them
your pig story.

I don't think so.

Too painful?

We all carry those stories
that still haunt us,

Keep us awake at night.

Okay. Uh...

Maybe little
misunderstanding, huh?

I was in Korean army.
Not in Korean War.

You're a deserter.

No. I was born
after Korean War is finish.

I have spoon, but Gerald,
he just such a confused boy

And make such a silly mistake
thinking I'm in war.

But I thought--

You think wrong.

So you're not a real veteran?

No.

But the cheque is real, right?

I mean, that one isn't,
but the regular-sized one is good to go.

All right, let's take
this picture.

- Not you.
- Okay.

Ah, look at you,
walking around.

Well, I had really good care.

Just want to
bring you something.

Oh. Thanks, ajuma.

okay.

Oh, ajuma, this is
my dad's auntie.

Gomo, this is Mrs. Kim
who I was telling you about.

Okay. Bye, Gomo. Okay.

So, she is helping you now?

Yeah, well, what you said
the other day about family really got to me.

I realized I hadn't seen
anyone on my dad's side since I was a kid.

So, as far as this whole
emergency contact thing goes, you're off the hook.

Yeah, okay.
But, still, can you trust her?

Like you say,
you don't see her since you was a kid.

Yeah, well, that was
like more on me.

And so slow to get
to hospital on bicycle.

Yeah. Maybe I need
two emergency contacts.

Good idea.
And put me down first.

Sure. You want some?

- She make?
- Yeah!

No.

So?

Yeah, it was pretty cool.

And that moment you jump out,
you think you're not gonna do it,

But then you just go for it.

Oh, my god,
that moment, so crazy.

Well, I got hit
in the head with a disk. That was also crazy.

And did you go solo or tandem?

Solo.

And European
or smoke-jumper style?

Uh...

Either way. It's life-changing.
But you already know that.

- I'm gonna go
jump on some calls.

Without a parachute.

I never did it.

I mean, I went
but I never jumped.

It was a lot higher
than I thought.

So, I just flew back down
with the pilot.

So what did the pilot say?

Nothing. Super-quiet ride.

He must have been disappointed.

She.

Ouch.

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