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[Bird cawing]
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[Children singing]
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[Chopping continues]
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MAN: Anything else?
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Kidneys.
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None of your frozen.
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Juicy.
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I like the juice.
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[Children singing]
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[Clank]
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Hey! Go on!
Get out!
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[Bell tolling]
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[Children singing]
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[Squealing]
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[Door closes]
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WOMAN: Ah.
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I just thought
I'd come in.
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Of course, my dear.
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That's what the church
is for.
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Would you like
a biscuit?
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Aah!
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He'd never do
a thing like that.
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There's been
a mistake made.
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Glasses.
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He were never
a quitter,
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not Uncle Albert.
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There was no
substitution bench
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in his day.
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He'd play on to the end.
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He was my childhood hero,
my role model
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long before they even
thought up the term.
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Readsby?
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It's a village
not far from Ackersly.
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They retired there.
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Then Aunt Em died,
and he were on his own.
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That's only
30 miles away.
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It's no distance.
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But we've never been
to see him.
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No!
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You've hardly ever
spoken of him.
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If you have
a childhood hero, woman,
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you want him to go on
being a childhood hero,
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it stands to reason.
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You don't expect him
to grow old.
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We grow old, Robert.
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Here.
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Come and sit by me.
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You've not
called me "woman"
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since they day
they made you
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take voluntary
redundancy.
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[Sobbing]
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Ohh.
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You daft apeth.
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You can't be expected
to understand...
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about men's feelings.
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I know. I know.
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I looked up to him.
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The letter said
there was an inquest.
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They brought it in
suicide.
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He'd never do
a thing like that.
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They must have
got it wrong.
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Well, you call yourself
a detective?
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You must investigate.
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I won't rest till
I know the truth.
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Did he,
do you suppose...
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leave anything we might
use for expenses?
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[Doorbell rings]
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I've been dropped out.
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I'm homeless.
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Thought you'd been
scrounging jumble.
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HETTY: Have you
stolen something?
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Nothing.
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Broken anything?
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Not even wind,
Mrs. Wainthropp.
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Now then.
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Never mind
what he didn't do.
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What did you do?
Nothing.
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You were right
the first time.
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It was what
I wouldn't do.
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Which was?
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The landlady.
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She was
after me body.
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Well, you
can't go back.
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He can't stay here.
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I thought--
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Of course
he can stay.
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For a bit.
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He's exactly
what we need.
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No, he's not.
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Till I sort
meself out.
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You and I, Robert,
are going off on a trip,
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if you remember,
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to investigate the death
of Uncle Albert.
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You're really going
to do it, then?
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I never
refuse a case.
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And we'll
need somebody
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to look after
the house
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while we're away.
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Oh, right.
You're right.
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Wouldn't you rather me
come with you?
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I am your assistant.
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I could leave
me bits and pieces here,
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under the stairs.
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He was
Robert's uncle.
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Oh.
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House-minding.
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It's a big responsibility.
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It is!
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MAN: His daughter's
only too glad
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for you to stay.
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Apparently,
Mr. Wainthropp,
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you were
his favorite nephew.
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She said her father
often spoke of you as a--
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a gradely lad.
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But you lost touch,
apparently.
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Huh.
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Eh...
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She'll have to sell
the cottage,
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of course,
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but she'll
come over first
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to have a last
look around.
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She blames herself
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for the old man's
suicide,
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but she has
no cause.
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She asked him to go
and live with them
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when his wife died,
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but he refused to
leave the village.
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He was happy here?
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He was used to it.
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But you and I,
Mrs. Wainthropp,
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we know how it is.
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The old
resist change,
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then they get lonely,
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and it's very easy
to despair.
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No, it's not.
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I don't hold
with despair
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in young or old.
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I've no time for it
at all.
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Yeah. Well, uh,
I'll be on my way.
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Anyway,
he wasn't old.
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76, that's
no age at all.
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[Car engine starts]
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Did you forget
something heavy?
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HETTY: Now, remember,
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we're house-minders,
just like Geoffrey.
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Nobody must know
I'm a detective.
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I'll take the suitcase
upstairs.
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[Door closes]
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Are you
taking possession?
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Have I
had the pleasure?
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I have to know--
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name,
number of persons,
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relationship
to the deceased.
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You go on upstairs,
Robert.
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This lady must be
from the Census Office.
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I'll talk to her
in the kitchen.
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Now...
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Who are you?
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Have you got biscuits
in that bag?
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That's for me to know
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and you to wait
till you're offered.
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Who are you?
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Or a slice of
bread and cheese?
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I may lose me patience.
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You're not asking
the right way.
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Ask me name,
and I'll tell you.
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What's your name?
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Lottie Battersby.
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Where do you live?
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Number one,
Bell Cottages, Badger Lane,
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Readsby.
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What day is it?
Wednesday.
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What's your birthday?
August.
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How old are you?
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Can't remember.
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There's biscuits
in the bag.
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Is the electricity
connected,
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do you happen to know?
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Never mind.
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Were you a close friend
of Uncle Albert's?
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We shared a lilac bush.
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Why did he hang himself?
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I've got backdoor key.
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I can come and go
as I like.
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We should
help each other
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in this world.
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She's eating all
the bread, cheese,
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and biscuits
we brought with us.
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Says she comes
and goes in here
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as she pleases.
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I said she'd better
come as we please
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from now on,
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but I'm not sure
she took it in.
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Wasn't there a bed
under here
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when you started?
Don't!
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You've got his 1949
jockstrap there.
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Oh. Was it a good
year for them?
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Is this one
worth air miles?
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Shinpads.
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His blood
shed at Wembley
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is on the underside of
the one you're holding.
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Robert, am I permitted
to sit down or not?
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Are we going to sleep
in this bed tonight?
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You don't understand.
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Uncle Albert left me
his football memorabilia.
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It's a sacred trust.
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[Sigh]
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I was just
sorting them out.
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The bed will be free
by tonight.
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Ohh...
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They took him
straight from school.
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He was only 17
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when he played
in First Division.
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Then the war
caught him.
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He came back
to the game in '46.
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27 years old
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and his great days
all before him.
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He must have made
a bit of money, then...
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though you'd never
think it.
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Oh, back
in them days,
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you didn't
make big money
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like they do now.
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20 pounds a week,
top wage,
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and you had no share
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of the transfer
fees.
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And he only got
7 years to make it
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before his knee went.
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Are you telling me
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they cast him aside
like a soiled glove?
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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Him and Aunt Em
had enough
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after his benefit season
to buy this cottage,
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and there was
a local employer
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only too proud to have
Albert Bradshaw
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working for him.
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There was a pension,
then?
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Must have been.
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So why did he have
nothing to leave
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but his football stuff
and this cottage?
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We'd better take
a good look around.
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[Cat meowing]
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If that's his cat,
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somebody's been
feeding it.
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That girl's turning
the wrong way.
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ROBERT:
Every one a classic.
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Ah, those were
the great days.
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Ginger Richardson,
"My Story."
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No ornaments.
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"12 goals
in 5 minutes..."
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Somebody's been dusting.
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"November 1931."
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Everything's so rundown.
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There's scorch marks
all over this rug
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from coals that fell
out of the fire.
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It's a first edition.
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Was there a second?
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Eddie Hapgood,
"Football Ambassador."
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"Stanley Matthews,
The Authorized Biography,"
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Tom Finney.
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That's funny.
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Tom Finney?
Never made me laugh.
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This has naught
to do with football.
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Show me.
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Oh, there's a page
dropped out.
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Must have been loose.
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That's not
a page dropped out.
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Somebody drew that
and put it in.
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Witches with Satan
in the middle.
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Was your Uncle Albert
artistic?
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No.
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He used to take
the plate around in church.
272
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,856
That's very interesting.
273
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:15,392
I can feel
the little gray cells
274
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,561
beginning to stir.
275
00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:19,530
There's just
one question
276
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,832
preys on me mind.
277
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:24,935
If Loopy Lottie
next door
278
00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:26,337
ate all our food,
279
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,606
what have we got
for supper?
280
00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:30,173
HETTY: Nothing?
281
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,276
No wheatmeal,
wholemeal, rye,
282
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,311
or harvest grain?
283
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,348
Not even white sliced
with added India rubber?
284
00:13:37,415 --> 00:13:41,151
No cobs? Baps?
Teacakes?
285
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:42,152
Bridge rolls?
286
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,355
All bread
has to be ordered!
287
00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:45,356
You're telling me
288
00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:47,391
nobody ever buys
on a whim in Readsby?
289
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,793
You don't understand
Lancashire folk.
290
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:50,861
You're a foreigner,
aren't you?
291
00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,028
Nah.
292
00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:54,265
Birmingham. It's
hardly Acapulco.
293
00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:56,500
Well, what kind
of a shop are you?
294
00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:58,769
You've got corn dollies
outside,
295
00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:01,104
but no bread and fresh
vegetables inside.
296
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,706
Corn dollies don't
go stale, Madam.
297
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:04,775
They're made on the premises
by my wife,
298
00:14:04,842 --> 00:14:06,577
and the profit margin
is enormous.
299
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,746
Ha ha!
But you never sell any.
300
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,547
Well, you try running
a village shop,
301
00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:12,983
and see how quick
your hard-earned savings
302
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,151
rot on the shelves,
unsold.
303
00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:15,452
This lady wouldn't
be conversant
304
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,655
with the problems
of microeconomics
305
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:19,390
in a consumer-led
society.
306
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:20,391
This consumer's husband
307
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,259
has become
foolishly attached
308
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,628
to the idea of food
for his supper,
309
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,029
and most of what
we brought with us
310
00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:28,532
has been eaten
by our next-door neighbor.
311
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,401
How often do the buses
go into town?
312
00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:31,702
Ha ha ha!
313
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,237
The next
is on Tuesday.
314
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,939
Ask a silly question...
315
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:40,477
There's unraised
pork pies at the butcher's!
316
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:44,114
I've seen that face
before somewhere.
317
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:46,283
Local paper.
318
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:48,084
"Evening Record."
319
00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:50,721
Not long after
we got here.
320
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,222
Tracey...
321
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:56,059
Don't put "Mary Poppins"
among the horror videos.
322
00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:59,396
I like to keep
the categories separate.
323
00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:01,365
WOMAN:
It was a photo.
324
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,600
Now, what
was it about?
325
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,636
Oh, it'll
come to me.
326
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,871
I never forget a face.
327
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:09,440
Oh.
328
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:12,643
Oh.
329
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,616
Everything running down.
330
00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:22,219
[Cat meowing]
331
00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:26,757
The vicar's shared
between 5 parishes.
332
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,059
Aunt Em made all
these scrapbooks.
333
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,996
Pasted in
all his matches,
334
00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:34,297
his whole career.
335
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,870
There's a smell of
death in the village.
336
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,204
All right.
337
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:48,345
The smell of death,
Robert.
338
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:53,484
MAN:
Yes, this'll do.
339
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:54,752
Circle there.
340
00:15:56,287 --> 00:15:59,055
Flaming torches
on spikes,
341
00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:02,092
but we don't want them
too close to the trees.
342
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:03,427
Now, then...
343
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:06,162
what are we gonna do for
the sacrificial stone?
344
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,230
Well,
there's a stone sink
345
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:08,999
in the vicarage garden.
346
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:10,401
It's full of owl pies,
347
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:11,769
but we could
take them out.
348
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,103
We'll need
a wheelbarrow.
349
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:14,705
"Wheelbarrow."
350
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,072
GIRL: The cat run away.
351
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,809
Well, it would!
352
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:21,845
That woman who
came into the shop,
353
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:24,581
she's a private
detective.
354
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,552
I knew it would come to me.
355
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:32,556
There's no bus
till Tuesday.
356
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:33,791
[Beeping]
357
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:35,959
What's that noise?
358
00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:37,127
Noise? What noise?
359
00:16:37,194 --> 00:16:38,128
Isn't it clear
from your end?
360
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:39,129
[Rock music playing]
361
00:16:39,196 --> 00:16:40,130
HETTY: Geoffrey?
362
00:16:40,197 --> 00:16:41,131
I think my toast
is nearly ready,
363
00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:42,132
Mrs. Wainthropp.
364
00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:43,467
I'm gonna have to
ring you back.
365
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:46,537
You can't ring me back!
366
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:52,275
[Doorbell ringing]
367
00:16:59,016 --> 00:17:00,150
Oh. Hello, Mom.
368
00:17:00,217 --> 00:17:01,452
I'll be back.
369
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:07,958
How's he getting on?
370
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:10,594
Like a house on fire.
371
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,830
Now, there must be
somebody with a car,
372
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,998
part-time taxi.
373
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:16,934
You can make a bolt
for civilization,
374
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,602
get us some proper food.
375
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:20,804
It's better for me
to hang on here
376
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,673
and ask questions,
anyway.
377
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,874
No.
378
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,377
I see.
379
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:28,812
Bad this morning?
380
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,551
We'll go
and have a word
381
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:35,552
with Mr. Plod.
382
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:43,360
Before he sets out
in his panda.
383
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:46,429
I want you
to come home.
384
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,931
I've left home.
385
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,566
I'm on my own now.
386
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,602
I'm in responsible
employment
387
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:52,603
of public importance.
388
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,971
You're still my boy.
389
00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:56,239
Come home, Geoffrey.
390
00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:59,409
Since your dad left...
391
00:17:59,477 --> 00:18:00,744
I can't live alone.
392
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:03,680
It's wrong to force me.
393
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,015
You'd better come in.
394
00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:10,186
Aspects of this case
puzzle me.
395
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:11,788
Why a football game?
396
00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:14,391
He was going to kill himself,
Mrs. Wainthropp.
397
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,593
He put on the clothes
that he was happiest in
398
00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:17,594
long ago.
399
00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:18,595
[Humming]
400
00:18:18,663 --> 00:18:19,830
There was
a postmortem?
401
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,197
Always is.
402
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:23,901
Was he suffering any
terminal diseases,
403
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,936
did they find out?
Cancer?
404
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,704
Dog eggs. I don't know
where you get them from.
405
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:29,940
They're murder
to get rid of.
406
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,609
No terminal diseases
of any kind.
407
00:18:32,677 --> 00:18:33,944
For a man of his age,
408
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,212
he was in excellent
health.
409
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,380
And he didn't
leave a note?
410
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,882
No note was found.
411
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,551
You don't think
that's strange?
412
00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:41,818
The reasons
that people have
413
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:43,420
for killing themselves
414
00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:44,621
are their own business.
415
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,990
They're not
a proper subject
416
00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:47,991
for police inquiry.
417
00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:51,127
Darlington 3,
Manchester City 2...
418
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:52,829
Is Mr. Wainthropp
all right?
419
00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:54,497
It's called
grieving, Constable.
420
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,232
We all have our own
way of doing it.
421
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,001
...Bolton 1.
422
00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,402
[Mrs. Shawcross singing]
423
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:11,247
� There's no place
like home �
424
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:13,316
[Loud whirring]
425
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:16,519
Could he have been
dead already
426
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,056
and hung up there
to be found?
427
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:23,359
Turn that thing off!
428
00:19:23,427 --> 00:19:25,161
I'm not at me best
solving murders
429
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:26,262
when somebody's
trying to launch
430
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,932
their biological stains
into orbit!
431
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,933
[Whirring slows]
432
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,401
Medical evidence
was clear.
433
00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:33,036
The drop killed him.
434
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:34,137
He took his life
435
00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:35,572
while the balance
of his mind
436
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,840
was disturbed.
437
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:37,841
Ah!
438
00:19:37,909 --> 00:19:39,643
Nobody's mind is
perfectly balanced
439
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,277
all the time,
440
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:42,345
and elderly people...
441
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:43,446
Do what?
442
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:45,381
Become forgetful?
Selfish?
443
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:47,751
Easily frightened?
Revert to childhood?
444
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,853
Spill food?
Don't wash?
445
00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:52,222
It doesn't add up
to insanity.
446
00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,390
Life's too good
to throw away,
447
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:55,859
particularly when
you've managed
448
00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:57,928
76 years on this earth
already.
449
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,362
You've got a nice little
garden out the back.
450
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:02,065
You've been working on it,
haven't you?
451
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,233
So did he!
452
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,935
That's what you do
with life--
453
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,304
use it, enjoy it,
live it!
454
00:20:08,372 --> 00:20:10,540
It's spitting
in the face of God
455
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:13,243
to chuck in the towel
before full time.
456
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:14,811
ROBERT:
Acrinton Stanley...
457
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:17,848
I can't remember.
458
00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:25,288
[Man talking on police radio]
459
00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:27,457
Oh, just one more
question.
460
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,293
We found a book.
461
00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:31,561
"The Witches of Readsby."
462
00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:33,263
That's this village.
463
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,431
Have you got witches
here?
464
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,300
She makes it sound
like mice.
465
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:38,935
CONSTABLE:
There was witches
466
00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,170
all over Lancashire
in the old days.
467
00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:42,205
All those old women
hanged at Pendle
468
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:43,707
in 16-something
or other.
469
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,575
Hanged. Yes.
470
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:46,677
But nowadays,
471
00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:49,079
there's just
not the interest.
472
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,981
I see.
473
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,282
Were you born here,
Constable?
474
00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:55,152
No. I'm from Blackburn.
475
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:57,587
You're never sent for
duty in your own area.
476
00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:01,324
My wife...
477
00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:02,926
she's local.
478
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:06,497
[Car door closes]
479
00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:11,668
HETTY:
She's got a visitor.
480
00:21:18,576 --> 00:21:19,977
Lady's bag.
481
00:21:21,145 --> 00:21:22,813
You go back in.
482
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:25,215
I'd like to see
who visits Looney Lottie
483
00:21:25,282 --> 00:21:26,550
and why.
484
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:30,921
WOMAN: And you're
dear old Albert's niece,
485
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:31,955
is it?
486
00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:33,223
HETTY: In-law.
487
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,225
He was my husband's
uncle.
488
00:21:35,292 --> 00:21:37,628
Such a sad,
unnecessary loss.
489
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:40,130
I blame myself,
Mrs. Wainthropp.
490
00:21:40,197 --> 00:21:41,832
Why?
491
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,500
I should have known.
492
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:46,570
I come in most days
to see the old dears.
493
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,739
That's what I always
call them,
494
00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:51,341
"my old dears."
495
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:53,309
It's up to
the village community
496
00:21:53,377 --> 00:21:55,345
to care for
those in need.
497
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:57,014
Was Uncle Albert
in need?
498
00:21:57,081 --> 00:21:58,114
He had his pension.
499
00:21:58,182 --> 00:21:59,683
In need of company.
500
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,752
Concern, Mrs. Wainthropp.
501
00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:04,220
Some want to share.
502
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,189
Upstairs, quickly!
503
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:19,903
[Grunts]
504
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:20,904
I'd rather you
didn't mention this
505
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,338
to anyone,
if you don't mind.
506
00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:23,807
Does this happen
often?
507
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,241
No, not really.
508
00:22:25,309 --> 00:22:27,744
But the old dears get
so frightened, you see.
509
00:22:27,812 --> 00:22:29,746
What of?
510
00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,415
The cottage hospital
in Ackersly,
511
00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:36,086
the old folks' home
in Walton le Dale.
512
00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:37,988
Nobody ever comes back
from either.
513
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,089
[Chuckles]
514
00:22:39,156 --> 00:22:41,058
At least, that's
what they believe.
515
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:42,893
So they struggle on.
516
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,461
They're frightened
of people knowing
517
00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:45,662
they can't cope.
518
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:48,098
Taps left running,
flooding the floor;
519
00:22:48,165 --> 00:22:49,499
coals dropping
out of the fire,
520
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:50,968
setting fire
to the hearth rug;
521
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:52,402
knocking themselves out.
522
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,938
Some of them are
a little absent-minded--
523
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,507
Lottie, especially so.
524
00:22:57,575 --> 00:23:00,510
But it doesn't
add up to senility.
525
00:23:00,578 --> 00:23:02,713
One covers for them
as long as one can.
526
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,280
It's not a reason
for suicide.
527
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,282
Indeed, no.
528
00:23:06,350 --> 00:23:08,585
Anyway,
Uncle Albert could cope.
529
00:23:09,854 --> 00:23:11,021
Yes, he could.
530
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:16,093
You get about a bit
in the village,
531
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,194
visiting your old dears
and such.
532
00:23:18,262 --> 00:23:19,395
Heh.
533
00:23:19,463 --> 00:23:22,232
The parish council,
the flower show, the W.V.S.,
534
00:23:22,299 --> 00:23:23,734
and I collect
for charity.
535
00:23:23,801 --> 00:23:25,669
My word.
[Chuckle]
536
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,771
Yes, I'm
quite a busybody.
537
00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:29,405
Long ago, when I
dropped a hymnbook
538
00:23:29,473 --> 00:23:30,907
or miscounted
the collection,
539
00:23:30,975 --> 00:23:32,509
my father would say,
540
00:23:32,576 --> 00:23:35,145
"Marian, if you can't be
a practical Christian,
541
00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:36,146
"join the devil
542
00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:38,015
and undermine
his work instead."
543
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,284
Uncle Albert
had a book,
544
00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:43,520
witchcraft.
545
00:23:43,587 --> 00:23:45,288
You've not come across
anything like that
546
00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:46,489
in Readsby?
547
00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:47,924
Good gracious, no.
548
00:23:47,992 --> 00:23:48,925
It's hard enough
549
00:23:48,993 --> 00:23:50,560
to get them
to come to church.
550
00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:59,069
Did you make this
yourself?
551
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,370
Oh, it's very good,
Hannah.
552
00:24:00,437 --> 00:24:02,172
It really is
very good.
553
00:24:02,239 --> 00:24:03,173
And the garlands.
554
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,207
Lilian did them.
555
00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,575
She found some
half-priced silk flowers
556
00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:06,576
at the co-op.
557
00:24:06,644 --> 00:24:08,078
Oh. Enough to do
the design, then?
558
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,079
Yeah, plenty.
559
00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:10,246
It's the stinkweed
I couldn't find.
560
00:24:10,314 --> 00:24:11,247
It can be difficult.
561
00:24:11,315 --> 00:24:12,816
Luckily,
I do have a source.
562
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,085
Now, what else?
Sacrificial knife.
563
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,352
Alan's bringing his own
down from the butcher's.
564
00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:17,353
Sacrifice?
565
00:24:17,421 --> 00:24:18,354
It'll be there.
566
00:24:18,422 --> 00:24:19,355
A goat?
567
00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:20,657
From the organic dairy.
568
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,858
I would have liked
to have had one
569
00:24:21,926 --> 00:24:22,859
from Readsby,
570
00:24:22,927 --> 00:24:24,227
but needs must when
the devil drives.
571
00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:26,296
[Laughter]
572
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:38,575
Any better?
573
00:24:38,642 --> 00:24:39,976
It comes in gusts.
574
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:44,081
This can't go on.
575
00:24:44,148 --> 00:24:47,250
I--I'd best go on, love.
576
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:48,618
I'm no use to you here.
577
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,487
We'll both go.
578
00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:54,624
Witchcraft.
579
00:24:54,692 --> 00:24:56,426
I'm clutching
at straws.
580
00:24:56,493 --> 00:24:58,494
He was an old man.
He was lonely.
581
00:24:58,562 --> 00:24:59,796
He killed himself.
582
00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:01,431
End of story.
583
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:04,434
You can't give up.
584
00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:06,103
"Childhood hero."
585
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:08,872
You've never shown any
interest in football.
586
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,473
I followed football regular
before I met you.
587
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:11,608
Are you suggesting--
588
00:25:11,675 --> 00:25:13,476
Hear me out, love.
589
00:25:13,544 --> 00:25:18,181
1946-53.
Uncle Albert's great days.
590
00:25:18,249 --> 00:25:20,250
I worshipped him.
591
00:25:20,317 --> 00:25:24,154
1948,
Cup Tie at Wembley.
592
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,823
99,000 attendants,
593
00:25:26,891 --> 00:25:27,991
and I were there
in the best seats
594
00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:30,060
with Aunt Em
and my brother Frank.
595
00:25:31,462 --> 00:25:34,197
1952-53.
596
00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:37,868
He did his leg in.
It were never right after.
597
00:25:37,935 --> 00:25:40,570
'53-54, his last season.
598
00:25:42,039 --> 00:25:44,507
Crystal Palace at home.
They booed him.
599
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,610
His own fans booed him.
600
00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:52,582
I had gone to the match
with me mates.
601
00:25:55,352 --> 00:25:57,120
I booed with the others.
602
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,660
He can't
have known that.
603
00:26:05,562 --> 00:26:07,063
I knew.
604
00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:09,732
I stayed away after.
605
00:26:11,368 --> 00:26:13,603
I expect he thought
I were ashamed of him.
606
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:16,807
I were ashamed of meself.
607
00:26:18,943 --> 00:26:21,945
What do you
want me to do?
608
00:26:22,013 --> 00:26:24,480
Put me mind at rest.
609
00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:30,053
Here it is.
610
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:32,355
FA Cup
presentation ceremony.
611
00:26:32,423 --> 00:26:34,490
Uncle Albert got his medal
with the rest--
612
00:26:34,558 --> 00:26:36,726
18-carat gold--
613
00:26:36,794 --> 00:26:38,795
and he let me hold it.
614
00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:41,164
Oh, they were heroes
in them days.
615
00:26:41,232 --> 00:26:42,799
Hang on.
616
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,467
You what?
617
00:26:44,535 --> 00:26:46,303
Where's that medal now?
618
00:26:47,638 --> 00:26:49,739
He kept everything.
619
00:26:49,807 --> 00:26:51,641
All the memorabilia--
620
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:54,177
boots, jockstraps,
shinpads.
621
00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:55,278
You said yourself
622
00:26:55,346 --> 00:26:57,113
the very blood that
he shed at Wembley
623
00:26:57,181 --> 00:26:58,849
was on those pads.
624
00:26:58,916 --> 00:27:01,517
Where's that gold medal?
625
00:27:01,585 --> 00:27:03,286
He must have sold it.
626
00:27:03,354 --> 00:27:06,990
Why would he need money
that badly?
627
00:27:08,459 --> 00:27:10,293
Got it!
What?
628
00:27:11,628 --> 00:27:13,029
Pawn ticket!
629
00:27:18,302 --> 00:27:20,904
You'll go on
with the case, then?
630
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,306
I want Geoffrey here
by tomorrow morning.
631
00:27:23,374 --> 00:27:25,241
There's no bus
till Tuesday.
632
00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:26,342
Tell him
to borrow the scooter
633
00:27:26,410 --> 00:27:28,211
from that friend
of his.
634
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:31,214
If he can't, he can
cycle 30 miles.
635
00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:32,282
They think nothing
of that
636
00:27:32,349 --> 00:27:34,016
in the Tour de France.
637
00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:36,986
Now, you'll be
in our own bed by tonight.
638
00:27:37,054 --> 00:27:38,455
I'll miss that.
639
00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:41,324
Don't forget.
640
00:27:41,392 --> 00:27:42,592
When you
reach Ackersly,
641
00:27:42,659 --> 00:27:44,394
before you
get the bus home,
642
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:47,330
look for
the 3 brass balls
643
00:27:47,398 --> 00:27:50,666
and see who pawned
that medal.
644
00:27:50,734 --> 00:27:53,236
I'll phone
this evening,
645
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:56,406
at home, about 6:00.
646
00:27:57,908 --> 00:27:59,875
Will this taxi make it
as far as Ackersly,
647
00:27:59,943 --> 00:28:01,611
do you think,
in this condition?
648
00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:03,413
Well,
it always has done.
649
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,587
There's always got to be
a first time, though.
650
00:28:49,059 --> 00:28:50,126
You're a detective.
651
00:28:50,194 --> 00:28:52,128
How do you know that?
652
00:28:52,196 --> 00:28:55,064
Everyone in the village
knows by now.
653
00:29:06,877 --> 00:29:08,511
You can't come in,
Mr. Wainthropp,
654
00:29:08,579 --> 00:29:09,712
without I
talk to you first.
655
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:13,583
It was me
that found him.
656
00:29:15,986 --> 00:29:17,720
How come?
657
00:29:17,788 --> 00:29:19,989
We were doing
a project at school.
658
00:29:20,057 --> 00:29:21,457
The village school?
659
00:29:21,525 --> 00:29:23,993
Only the little ones go
to the village school.
660
00:29:24,061 --> 00:29:24,994
We're at
the comprehensive
661
00:29:25,062 --> 00:29:26,563
at Ackersly...
662
00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:28,064
when we bother to go.
663
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,567
What sort of project?
664
00:29:30,634 --> 00:29:32,702
We never had them
in my day.
665
00:29:32,769 --> 00:29:34,437
Social studies.
666
00:29:34,505 --> 00:29:36,706
Care for an old person
for a month,
667
00:29:36,773 --> 00:29:38,541
and then write
a dissertation.
668
00:29:38,609 --> 00:29:39,775
Stupid.
669
00:29:39,843 --> 00:29:41,544
You can't stop
after a month.
670
00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:43,446
No, of course you can't,
671
00:29:43,514 --> 00:29:45,281
but I expect some did.
672
00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:47,717
We learned our tables
673
00:29:47,784 --> 00:29:50,119
and the kings and queens
of England.
674
00:29:50,187 --> 00:29:51,654
Probably did less damage.
675
00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:55,124
I used to come around
most days--
676
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,526
darn his socks,
677
00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:57,627
do a bit of
shopping,
678
00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:59,395
talk about
the old times.
679
00:29:59,463 --> 00:30:02,198
Well, he'd talk.
I listened.
680
00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:06,669
Miss Horner came round
most days, too, she said.
681
00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:08,304
We never overlapped.
682
00:30:08,372 --> 00:30:10,240
He didn't like her.
683
00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:13,976
You're reading my book?
684
00:30:18,415 --> 00:30:20,049
I lied.
685
00:30:20,117 --> 00:30:21,050
It wasn't the landlady
686
00:30:21,118 --> 00:30:22,184
at the Baden-Powell
building
687
00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:23,620
who was
making a pass at me.
688
00:30:25,155 --> 00:30:26,822
It was my mother.
689
00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:29,158
She'd found out
where I was living.
690
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:31,827
She comes around,
she won't leave me.
691
00:30:31,895 --> 00:30:32,928
She's on at me
all the time
692
00:30:32,996 --> 00:30:34,964
to go back home.
693
00:30:35,031 --> 00:30:37,166
Some parents
turn their children out.
694
00:30:37,234 --> 00:30:38,968
I won't go back,
Mr. Wainthropp.
695
00:30:39,035 --> 00:30:41,871
Since me dad
walked out, it's--
696
00:30:41,938 --> 00:30:43,640
it's just too heavy.
697
00:30:43,707 --> 00:30:45,375
Oh.
698
00:30:45,442 --> 00:30:47,109
Well,
I'll tell you what.
699
00:30:47,177 --> 00:30:49,111
You don't have to
live with her,
700
00:30:49,179 --> 00:30:51,981
but you should
visit sometimes.
701
00:30:52,048 --> 00:30:55,718
If you never visit folk
when they're alive...
702
00:30:55,786 --> 00:30:57,820
you'll feel bad
when they die.
703
00:31:01,258 --> 00:31:02,858
There's a drawing
in it.
704
00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:05,961
Satan.
705
00:31:06,029 --> 00:31:07,129
I did that.
706
00:31:09,366 --> 00:31:11,567
I thought it might be his.
707
00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:14,870
Something he left,
like a note.
708
00:31:14,938 --> 00:31:16,572
He never left a note.
709
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,475
They asked me.
I'd have seen it.
710
00:31:19,543 --> 00:31:22,178
Why did you give him
a book about witches?
711
00:31:22,245 --> 00:31:24,180
Well, we were
talking about it,
712
00:31:24,247 --> 00:31:25,948
and he was interested.
713
00:31:26,016 --> 00:31:27,550
It's the old religion,
isn't it?
714
00:31:27,618 --> 00:31:30,320
Never died out.
715
00:31:30,387 --> 00:31:33,022
Better than ours
in some ways.
716
00:31:33,089 --> 00:31:34,190
What ways?
717
00:31:34,257 --> 00:31:35,925
Women in control.
718
00:31:40,664 --> 00:31:41,664
[Door closes]
719
00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:45,468
I suppose you and me
720
00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,603
ought to have
a bit of a conflab.
721
00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:48,604
[Telephone ringing]
722
00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:50,139
Oh. That'll be Hetty.
723
00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:55,277
HETTY:
We can't be long!
724
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:57,112
There's somebody
waiting!
725
00:31:59,216 --> 00:32:01,250
Was the medal there?
726
00:32:01,318 --> 00:32:02,585
Aye.
727
00:32:02,653 --> 00:32:04,587
He wouldn't part
with it, though.
728
00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,690
The time's gone by.
729
00:32:07,758 --> 00:32:11,260
Says he's a football
aficionado.
730
00:32:11,328 --> 00:32:13,763
I reckon it was
the 18-carat gold.
731
00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:15,365
Who brought it in?
732
00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:16,966
He can't remember,
733
00:32:17,033 --> 00:32:17,967
and he wouldn't
show me
734
00:32:18,034 --> 00:32:18,968
his record book.
735
00:32:19,035 --> 00:32:20,570
Says
it's confidential.
736
00:32:20,637 --> 00:32:21,937
Nil desperandum.
737
00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:27,477
Doing a bit
of detecting,
738
00:32:27,544 --> 00:32:28,478
are you?
739
00:32:28,545 --> 00:32:29,746
You have nice
weather for it.
740
00:32:31,815 --> 00:32:32,749
He'll visit.
741
00:32:32,816 --> 00:32:34,550
Promise?
742
00:32:34,618 --> 00:32:36,252
Not up to me
to promise.
743
00:32:36,319 --> 00:32:37,953
He's promised.
744
00:32:38,021 --> 00:32:40,490
It's a proper job, missis.
745
00:32:40,557 --> 00:32:41,791
With prospects?
746
00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:43,459
There's honest
prospects.
747
00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:04,614
Walpurgis Night.
748
00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:09,452
[Laughter]
749
00:33:14,758 --> 00:33:16,459
[Geoffrey panting]
750
00:33:18,495 --> 00:33:19,562
Oh, food!
751
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,363
Mr. Wainthropp
sent it.
752
00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:23,299
We've a lot to do,
Geoffrey.
753
00:33:23,366 --> 00:33:24,600
Done a lot
already.
754
00:33:24,668 --> 00:33:26,536
I've cycled 33 miles,
755
00:33:26,603 --> 00:33:28,370
mostly uphill,
with that French stick
756
00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:29,639
knocking a dent
in my chin.
757
00:33:29,706 --> 00:33:31,674
That's nothing to
a lad of your age.
758
00:33:31,742 --> 00:33:33,509
Why didn't you borrow
your friend's scooter?
759
00:33:33,577 --> 00:33:35,044
I couldn't.
It was in use.
760
00:33:35,111 --> 00:33:36,045
Ohh.
761
00:33:36,112 --> 00:33:39,114
Brass rubbing
in the Cotswolds.
762
00:33:39,182 --> 00:33:40,115
You'd better
have a bite to eat,
763
00:33:40,183 --> 00:33:41,183
and then
we'll set off.
764
00:33:42,953 --> 00:33:44,854
I watched two people
cross that field
765
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:48,223
with an old stone sink
in a wheelbarrow.
766
00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:50,893
That has to mean
something.
767
00:33:54,331 --> 00:33:56,432
Mmm.
768
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,000
There's been times
these past two days
769
00:33:58,068 --> 00:34:00,002
I could have killed
for spring onions
770
00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:01,604
and crusty bread.
771
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,941
There's something strange
about this village.
772
00:34:05,008 --> 00:34:06,141
You know there were
witches here.
773
00:34:06,209 --> 00:34:08,043
There were witches
all over Lancashire.
774
00:34:08,111 --> 00:34:12,081
They confessed to
congress with Satan.
775
00:34:12,148 --> 00:34:13,783
They had meetings,
Sabbaths.
776
00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:16,452
They had familiar spirits--
cats, mostly.
777
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,754
It's all in this book,
"The Witches of Readsby."
778
00:34:18,822 --> 00:34:19,889
Mrs. Wainthropp,
779
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,958
it's me you send to
the reference library.
780
00:34:22,025 --> 00:34:23,493
I do the books.
781
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,096
Listen, and you may
learn something.
782
00:34:27,163 --> 00:34:28,764
It's beginning
to add up.
783
00:34:28,832 --> 00:34:30,766
Small things.
784
00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,736
Corn dollies sold
at the general store.
785
00:34:33,804 --> 00:34:36,606
Girls in the street
spinning widdershins.
786
00:34:36,673 --> 00:34:39,742
That's anticlockwise,
the way witches spin.
787
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:42,778
A cat that's everywhere,
almost as if it's human,
788
00:34:42,846 --> 00:34:44,547
and they all take it
for granted.
789
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,382
A church neglected.
790
00:34:47,651 --> 00:34:49,018
Where's it going?
791
00:34:50,821 --> 00:34:51,754
There's no doubt
792
00:34:51,822 --> 00:34:54,156
that the old man
committed suicide.
793
00:34:54,224 --> 00:34:56,325
There's no getting away
from that.
794
00:34:56,393 --> 00:35:00,262
But tonight is
Walpurgis Night.
795
00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:01,631
[Door opens]
796
00:35:01,698 --> 00:35:03,298
[Silverware clanks]
797
00:35:07,938 --> 00:35:09,605
You saw the food arrive?
798
00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,276
All right.
799
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,516
This is Lottie
from next door.
800
00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:21,717
Hello.
801
00:35:21,785 --> 00:35:23,318
Cut her a piece
of bread, will you,
802
00:35:23,386 --> 00:35:24,921
Geoffrey, please?
803
00:35:26,823 --> 00:35:28,658
I'm gonna pop in
in a moment
804
00:35:28,725 --> 00:35:29,759
to make sure
you've not
805
00:35:29,826 --> 00:35:31,594
left the bath
running again.
806
00:35:32,729 --> 00:35:33,863
LOTTIE:
Old ladies my age
807
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:36,032
don't have baths,
808
00:35:36,099 --> 00:35:37,232
unless there's someone
sanding by
809
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,233
to fish us out.
810
00:35:38,301 --> 00:35:40,002
Then why was the...
811
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,540
Never mind.
812
00:35:47,410 --> 00:35:50,680
Who's the Queen of England?
813
00:36:22,312 --> 00:36:23,212
HETTY: Wet.
814
00:36:32,422 --> 00:36:33,288
Let's go round.
815
00:36:39,529 --> 00:36:40,763
Have a look at this.
816
00:36:42,198 --> 00:36:44,867
Looks like
a hanging tree.
817
00:36:46,069 --> 00:36:47,637
Shouldn't we go
and tell the police?
818
00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:53,342
There are 3 reasons
why not, Geoffrey.
819
00:36:53,409 --> 00:36:55,444
One, he won't be back
till this evening.
820
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,214
Two, there's still
religious freedom
821
00:36:59,282 --> 00:37:00,449
in this country,
822
00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:02,685
and unless they actually
hang somebody,
823
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:06,421
they're not committing
a criminal offense.
824
00:37:06,489 --> 00:37:08,691
And 3...
825
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:10,893
I'm not sure his wife
isn't one of them.
826
00:37:15,465 --> 00:37:17,066
We won't take
any risks.
827
00:37:19,903 --> 00:37:21,170
We'll
black our faces
828
00:37:21,237 --> 00:37:22,872
and hide.
829
00:37:22,939 --> 00:37:24,774
We'll be back here
by midnight.
830
00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:28,144
Then we'll see
what we see.
831
00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:30,079
[Drumming and chanting]
832
00:37:35,185 --> 00:37:37,119
[Shouting]
833
00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:49,598
[Baas]
834
00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:51,233
[Laughter]
835
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:58,607
[Drumming stops]
836
00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:00,242
MAN: Have you heard the body
837
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:03,913
that steals the bread
and hides behind the door?
838
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:08,283
Some say that Satan is
dead and buried and cold.
839
00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:09,819
Satan!
840
00:38:09,886 --> 00:38:12,922
ALL: Satan!
841
00:38:12,989 --> 00:38:14,023
DIFFERENT MAN:
Welcome, my children,
842
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:15,157
Welcome.
843
00:38:15,225 --> 00:38:18,160
Feast...and fornicate.
844
00:38:18,228 --> 00:38:19,829
Fornicate!
845
00:38:19,896 --> 00:38:23,565
But first, I shall
require due sacrifice.
846
00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:25,134
ALL: Sacrifice!
847
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,002
[All talking at once]
848
00:38:27,070 --> 00:38:29,205
Sacrifice!
Sacrifice!
849
00:38:29,272 --> 00:38:31,306
Let the chosen virgin
come forth.
850
00:38:31,374 --> 00:38:32,608
Virgin.
851
00:38:39,916 --> 00:38:41,984
I may have to interfere.
852
00:38:42,052 --> 00:38:43,753
But you can't.
853
00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:46,989
SATAN: Do you give this child
to me unconditionally?
854
00:38:47,057 --> 00:38:48,323
I do.
855
00:38:48,391 --> 00:38:50,760
Has she been soothed
with the juice of poppies?
856
00:38:50,827 --> 00:38:52,061
She has.
857
00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:53,528
Is she unsullied
and unblemished,
858
00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:55,697
pure in thought,
word, and deed?
859
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,399
She is.
860
00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:01,170
ALL: Sacrifice.
861
00:39:15,418 --> 00:39:17,019
We can't have this.
862
00:39:17,087 --> 00:39:19,454
It must be stopped...now.
863
00:39:22,225 --> 00:39:23,358
[Crying]
864
00:39:23,426 --> 00:39:24,359
Shh. Shh.
865
00:39:24,427 --> 00:39:25,594
She's not supposed
to cry.
866
00:39:25,662 --> 00:39:27,596
Don't shout at her
like that.
867
00:39:27,664 --> 00:39:28,597
Go back
to the village.
868
00:39:28,665 --> 00:39:30,232
Go straight to
the policeman's house.
869
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,267
I'll hold them
somehow
870
00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:33,269
till he gets here.
871
00:39:33,336 --> 00:39:34,270
OK.
872
00:39:34,337 --> 00:39:35,271
[Crying]
873
00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,206
HETTY: All right!
874
00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:39,074
That's enough!
875
00:39:39,142 --> 00:39:40,442
You can stop this
at once.
876
00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:42,611
I won't have it!
877
00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:44,379
Freedom of worship
is one thing--
878
00:39:44,447 --> 00:39:46,415
no objection to that.
879
00:39:46,482 --> 00:39:49,618
But you lot are
going too far.
880
00:39:49,686 --> 00:39:50,886
My advice to you
would be
881
00:39:50,954 --> 00:39:52,387
to make yourselves
scarce
882
00:39:52,455 --> 00:39:53,789
quick as you can.
883
00:39:53,857 --> 00:39:55,157
The police are
already informed
884
00:39:55,225 --> 00:39:56,158
and on their way.
885
00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:58,093
[Laughter]
886
00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:02,431
Don't you
laugh at me.
887
00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:07,736
Don't dare laugh at me!
888
00:40:09,172 --> 00:40:11,807
I'm a fully qualified
private detective,
889
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:13,976
well-known in the West
Lancashire area,
890
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:15,577
with an advert
in the yellow pages.
891
00:40:15,645 --> 00:40:16,846
[Laughter]
892
00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:19,581
I've got connections!
893
00:40:26,289 --> 00:40:28,991
Of course you have...
894
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:30,826
Mrs. Wainthropp.
895
00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:32,761
[Laughter]
896
00:40:34,664 --> 00:40:36,198
Cut!
897
00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:38,234
All right! Cut it there!
898
00:40:38,301 --> 00:40:40,569
Set up to go again
from Satan's entrance.
899
00:40:40,636 --> 00:40:42,872
I'll talk to her.
900
00:40:42,939 --> 00:40:45,174
Now, I don't care which
comes first, madam,
901
00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:46,508
an explanation
or an apology.
902
00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:47,509
Both are due.
903
00:40:47,577 --> 00:40:49,444
It's not up to me
to explain myself
904
00:40:49,512 --> 00:40:51,113
or apologize.
905
00:40:51,181 --> 00:40:53,249
I'm not engaged in
satanic practices.
906
00:40:53,316 --> 00:40:54,616
There have been no
satanic practices
907
00:40:54,684 --> 00:40:55,851
here, madam.
908
00:40:55,919 --> 00:40:59,221
No human being or animal
has been or will be hurt.
909
00:40:59,289 --> 00:41:00,489
This little girl
was crying.
910
00:41:00,556 --> 00:41:01,656
She was terrified.
911
00:41:01,724 --> 00:41:03,926
She was crying because
the stinkweed in the garlands
912
00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:05,294
brings her out in a rash.
913
00:41:05,362 --> 00:41:07,462
Antihistamine cream,
however, has been provided.
914
00:41:07,530 --> 00:41:09,765
Now, don't try
and soft-soap me.
915
00:41:09,832 --> 00:41:11,000
I talked to Hannah.
916
00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:13,568
She told me about
the old religion.
917
00:41:13,636 --> 00:41:14,569
Oh, yes.
918
00:41:14,637 --> 00:41:16,171
She's a very
intelligent girl.
919
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,473
[All murmur agreement]
920
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,109
She will go a long way.
921
00:41:20,176 --> 00:41:21,576
She's studied
the whole subject.
922
00:41:21,644 --> 00:41:23,045
She wrote
most of the script.
923
00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:24,046
You see, madam,
924
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,115
what you've just
blundered into, madam,
925
00:41:26,182 --> 00:41:28,850
is the making of
a community video,
926
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,852
"The Witches of Readsby,"
in aid...
927
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:33,122
of muscular dystrophy.
928
00:41:33,189 --> 00:41:34,990
[All chattering]
929
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,727
Now, if you wish
to satisfy yourself,
930
00:41:38,795 --> 00:41:41,430
you are welcome to
stay and watch,
931
00:41:41,497 --> 00:41:42,731
but please,
932
00:41:42,799 --> 00:41:45,935
don't interrupt again.
933
00:41:46,002 --> 00:41:47,869
[All talking at once]
934
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,907
Ready when you are,
Mr. De Mille!
935
00:41:53,376 --> 00:41:55,244
[Drumming]
936
00:41:56,746 --> 00:41:58,613
[Man shouting]
937
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:05,554
I've made some tea.
938
00:42:05,622 --> 00:42:06,588
Oh...
939
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,858
just set it down,
please.
940
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:13,062
Ha! Jumping
to conclusions.
941
00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:15,297
You've always jumped,
Mrs. Wainthropp.
942
00:42:15,365 --> 00:42:17,033
I was supposed to be
a grieving relative,
943
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,634
not a detective,
944
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,802
but I blundered
about,
945
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:22,104
cross-examining
everything in sight.
946
00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:23,105
Nobody
was deceived--
947
00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:25,474
laughing at me
behind their hands.
948
00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:27,677
Even Looney Lottie
next door was--
949
00:42:27,744 --> 00:42:28,811
even--
950
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:30,379
Mrs. Wainthropp.
951
00:42:30,446 --> 00:42:31,847
[Exhales deeply]
952
00:42:33,349 --> 00:42:35,284
Walked me over
the wallflowers.
953
00:42:35,351 --> 00:42:36,285
You what?
954
00:42:36,352 --> 00:42:38,420
"Old ladies my age
don't have baths
955
00:42:38,488 --> 00:42:39,421
"unless there's
somebody there
956
00:42:39,489 --> 00:42:41,057
to fish us out."
957
00:42:41,124 --> 00:42:43,625
And these scorch marks
on the hearth rug.
958
00:42:43,694 --> 00:42:45,928
But Uncle Albert could
cope, she said.
959
00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:47,963
Are you all right
in yourself, Mrs. Wainthropp?
960
00:42:48,031 --> 00:42:50,099
Ha ha ha! A fool!
961
00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:52,634
A fool! I've been
a fool!
962
00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:53,969
Yes, Mrs. Wainthropp.
963
00:42:54,037 --> 00:42:56,038
Well, don't
agree with me.
964
00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:57,106
Do you think
it's too late
965
00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:59,641
to go next door
and talk to Lottie now?
966
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:03,913
HETTY: When I
came over to see you,
967
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:06,115
a Miss Horner
was there--
968
00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:07,817
the day the bath
ran over.
969
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:09,484
Do you remember
that?
970
00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:12,922
Did Miss Horner
go upstairs
971
00:43:12,989 --> 00:43:15,725
just before
I arrived?
972
00:43:15,792 --> 00:43:17,793
What day is it?
Saturday?
973
00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:18,894
Right!
974
00:43:18,962 --> 00:43:21,330
Saturday today.
975
00:43:21,397 --> 00:43:23,432
Thursday then.
976
00:43:23,499 --> 00:43:26,969
Did Miss Horner
go upstairs?
977
00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:30,806
Who's the Queen of England?
978
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:35,211
I'll put it another way.
979
00:43:35,278 --> 00:43:39,481
Is Miss Horner
always with you
980
00:43:39,549 --> 00:43:42,218
when bad things
happen?
981
00:43:42,285 --> 00:43:45,888
Water overflows,
the cooker's left on.
982
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:49,225
Do these things
ever happen
983
00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:50,893
when she's not there?
984
00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:53,295
Most days,
she comes to see us,
985
00:43:53,363 --> 00:43:55,430
Albert Bradshaw and me--
986
00:43:55,498 --> 00:43:58,000
Albert first,
then me.
987
00:43:58,068 --> 00:44:00,002
Albert first?
988
00:44:01,772 --> 00:44:04,473
Did she come the day
he hanged himself?
989
00:44:07,577 --> 00:44:11,847
Did Miss Horner
come to see you that day
990
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:15,151
and go in
to see Albert first,
991
00:44:15,218 --> 00:44:17,419
as she always did?
992
00:44:19,522 --> 00:44:21,757
Are you taking possession?
993
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,558
Did you give her
money, Lottie?
994
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,564
[Sobbing]
995
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:33,535
[Whimpers]
996
00:44:35,571 --> 00:44:36,906
I thought so.
997
00:44:39,442 --> 00:44:42,077
How many other
old dears in the village
998
00:44:42,145 --> 00:44:45,681
did Miss Horner visit
most days?
999
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,589
I shall need
the names, Lottie.
1000
00:44:56,059 --> 00:44:57,392
[Meow]
1001
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,393
8 of them!
1002
00:44:58,461 --> 00:45:00,296
Your old dears!
1003
00:45:00,363 --> 00:45:02,631
Desperate to stay
in their own homes!
1004
00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:04,766
Terrified of dying
unnoticed,
1005
00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:06,101
out of sight,
and out of mind
1006
00:45:06,169 --> 00:45:08,070
in the old folks'
home!
1007
00:45:14,077 --> 00:45:16,745
But you were
their friend.
1008
00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:18,848
Visited nearly
every day,
1009
00:45:18,915 --> 00:45:20,582
protected them,
1010
00:45:20,650 --> 00:45:21,984
taught them what
they must always know
1011
00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:23,485
to keep out of
the funny farm.
1012
00:45:23,553 --> 00:45:25,054
"What day is it?
Where do you live?
1013
00:45:25,121 --> 00:45:26,989
Who's the Queen
of England?"
1014
00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:29,358
Excuse me.
1015
00:45:29,425 --> 00:45:31,593
And when waters
flooded the floor...
1016
00:45:33,096 --> 00:45:36,531
and bottoms were
burned out of pans
1017
00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:38,167
and coals set fire
to carpets,
1018
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:40,002
you were there
to cover up,
1019
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,503
except that these
things didn't happen
1020
00:45:41,571 --> 00:45:43,072
when you
weren't there.
1021
00:45:43,139 --> 00:45:45,607
You're jumping to conclusions,
Mrs. Wainthropp.
1022
00:45:45,675 --> 00:45:46,608
I always have done.
1023
00:45:46,676 --> 00:45:48,610
It's the gray cells
working overtime.
1024
00:45:48,678 --> 00:45:50,079
I'll jump on.
1025
00:45:51,581 --> 00:45:53,682
You took money
from your old dears,
1026
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,851
Miss Horner.
1027
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:56,919
Easy to do.
1028
00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:58,954
Everyone knew you
collected for charity.
1029
00:45:59,022 --> 00:46:00,022
You didn't take much.
1030
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,023
They couldn't
afford much,
1031
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:02,391
but it all added up,
1032
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:04,293
and more
from Uncle Albert
1033
00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:06,061
because of his pension.
1034
00:46:06,129 --> 00:46:08,063
Then you went too far--
1035
00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:11,466
his gold medal.
1036
00:46:11,534 --> 00:46:13,735
He daren't accuse you
in public.
1037
00:46:13,803 --> 00:46:14,904
Too dangerous,
he thought,
1038
00:46:14,971 --> 00:46:16,471
they'll never
believe him.
1039
00:46:16,539 --> 00:46:19,408
Lost his marbles.
Away with him.
1040
00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:21,176
So he dressed up
in his football gear
1041
00:46:21,244 --> 00:46:24,046
to remind people they
owed him some respect,
1042
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:27,516
and he wrote a note,
and he hanged himself.
1043
00:46:27,583 --> 00:46:29,885
But you came along,
as you always did,
1044
00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:32,354
took the note before
anyone else found him,
1045
00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:34,189
and then went on
into Lottie.
1046
00:46:34,257 --> 00:46:35,324
I came here.
1047
00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:38,961
I came to pray.
1048
00:46:39,029 --> 00:46:40,429
Lottie found me here.
1049
00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:42,531
Admit it.
1050
00:46:45,501 --> 00:46:46,568
[Chuckle]
1051
00:46:48,038 --> 00:46:49,571
You prove it.
1052
00:46:54,911 --> 00:46:56,711
I don't
have to prove it.
1053
00:46:58,481 --> 00:47:01,116
This is
a small village.
1054
00:47:01,184 --> 00:47:02,851
There are no secrets.
1055
00:47:09,926 --> 00:47:11,360
[Door closes]
1056
00:47:11,428 --> 00:47:14,529
It's a Sopwith Camel.
1057
00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:17,266
HETTY: So what's it doing
in our spare room?
1058
00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,267
Why...
1059
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,735
I thought it would
interest Geoffrey.
1060
00:47:20,803 --> 00:47:21,837
It does.
1061
00:47:21,904 --> 00:47:23,538
I put it together
for our Derek
1062
00:47:23,606 --> 00:47:25,474
when he won his
swimming certificate.
1063
00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,009
You can do the breaststroke
for half a mile,
1064
00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:28,377
I take it.
1065
00:47:29,946 --> 00:47:31,847
She knows damn well
what I'm trying to say
1066
00:47:31,914 --> 00:47:33,148
is that you--
1067
00:47:33,216 --> 00:47:35,351
you're welcome
to use this room
1068
00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:37,186
till you get back
on your feet.
1069
00:47:39,155 --> 00:47:40,889
Thank you,
Mr. Wainthropp.
1070
00:47:42,825 --> 00:47:44,126
When business
improves,
1071
00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:46,261
we'll decide
what's a fair rent.
1072
00:47:48,098 --> 00:47:49,965
[Car engine idling]
1073
00:47:50,015 --> 00:47:54,565
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