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>> Where is he?
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>> I don't know.
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Ray, come on,
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you're going to miss your plane!
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>> I'm coming!
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[ grunting ]
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>> What is he...
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>> Ray, what are you doing
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with that mattress?
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>> I'm taking it on my trip.
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>> They're not going to let you
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take a mattress on a plane.
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>> Yeah, you're right.
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Maybe I shouldn't go.
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>> See, I knew it.
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>> Ray, you can't blow off
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your cousin's wedding.
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>> I know, but most marriages
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don't work out.
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I'll just go
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to his next wedding.
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>> Okay, okay, okay.
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Just admit that you're afraid
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to leave town
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because you think me, Charlotte,
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and Schwoz can't handle things
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here without you.
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>> Well, what if
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there's an emergency?
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>> Then I'll blow a bubble
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and Kid Danger
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will deal with it.
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>> Well, what if you suddenly
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get that disease, huh?
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Numb tongue?
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And you can't blow a bubble?
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>> Numb tongue?
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>> That's not a real disease.
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[ elevator dings ]
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People don't talk normally
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one second and then
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all of a sudden start going
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Bluh-uhl-lawala-laluhlul.
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>> Uh-oh.
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Does she have numb tongue?
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>> See?
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>> Hey, shouldn't you be
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on your way to the airport?
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>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
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>> Okay.
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I need my suitcase.
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Bork!
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>> [ grunts ]
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>> Hey, Bork,
bring it over here. >> [ grunts ]
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[ loud thud ]
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>> Thanks, buddy.
>> [ grunts ]
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>> Okay, what is in here?
>> Stuff I might need, like cotton swabs, shampoo,
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>> Stuff I might need,
like cotton swabs, shampoo, non-cotton swabs.
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like cotton swabs, shampoo,
non-cotton swabs. You know what?
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non-cotton swabs.
You know what? Let's talk about all
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You know what?
Let's talk about all the different kinds of swabs.
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Let's talk about all
the different kinds of swabs. >> Stalling.
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the different kinds of swabs.
>> Stalling. >> Well, it's just--
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>> Stalling.
>> Well, it's just-- >> It's only three days.
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>> Well, it's just--
>> It's only three days. >> We can handle it.
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>> It's only three days.
>> We can handle it. >> Go.
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>> We can handle it.
>> Go. >> Okay.
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>> Go.
>> Okay. Right after one last
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>> Okay.
Right after one last hula dance with Laylani.
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Right after one last
hula dance with Laylani. >> [ all ] No.
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hula dance with Laylani.
>> [ all ] No. >> Aah!
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>> [ all ] No.
>> Aah! Okay, fine.
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>> Aah!
Okay, fine. But you better not let
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Okay, fine.
But you better not let any bad guys get away
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But you better not let
any bad guys get away with crimes while I'm gone.
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any bad guys get away
with crimes while I'm gone. Teh.
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with crimes while I'm gone.
Teh. Well, too heavy.
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Teh.
Well, too heavy. Better stay here.
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Well, too heavy.
Better stay here. >> No.
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Better stay here.
>> No. I'll get the anti-grav.
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>> No.
I'll get the anti-grav. >> Anti-grav?
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I'll get the anti-grav.
>> Anti-grav? >> Yeah, it's a device
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>> Anti-grav?
>> Yeah, it's a device you attach
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>> Yeah, it's a device
you attach to really heavy things
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you attach
to really heavy things to make them a lot lighter.
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>> There.
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>> Oh, man.
It works. Hey, what--
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It works.
Hey, what-- What do these controls--
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Hey, what--
What do these controls-- >> [ both] No, no, no.
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What do these controls--
>> [ both] No, no, no. >> Hey, now.
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>> [ both] No, no, no.
>> Hey, now. Oh, hold on.
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>> Hey, now.
Oh, hold on. I am aloft.
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>> It all just kind of happened.
>> My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
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>> My dad was
an irresponsible scientist. >> I wanted an after school job.
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an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an after school job. >> And by accident,
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>> I wanted an after school job.
>> And by accident, he made me indestructible.
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>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible. Ah!
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he made me indestructible.
Ah! >> I went into this crazy store
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Ah!
>> I went into this crazy store and met
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>> I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty interesting guy.
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and met
a pretty interesting guy. >> I'm going to blow your mind.
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a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind. Now I protect
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>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
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Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview. who call me...
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the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me... >> He turned out to be...
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who call me...
>> He turned out to be... >> You know the name.
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>> He turned out to be...
>> You know the name. >> Captain Man!
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>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man! >> That's right, Henry.
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>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that
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>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero
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In time, I realized that
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
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being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone. >> He wanted some help.
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is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help. >> I needed a sidekick.
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>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick. >> I, Henry Hart...
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>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart... >> Pledge to never ever ever
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>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...
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>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone... >> That I'm Captain Man's
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tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
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>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick. >> It is done.
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secret sidekick.
>> It is done. >> Now we blow bubbles.
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>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles. >> And fight crime.
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>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime. >> Feels good.
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>> Call it.
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>> Up the tube!
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Oh, my boot.
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>> Ha!
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>> Okay, ready?
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>> Yep.
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Trick Shot.
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Take 57.
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Go.
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>> All right.
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This ball is going to hit
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the stove hood thingy,
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ricochet off
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of the refrigerator,
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bounce onto the counter,
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and drop right
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into the fish bowl.
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>> I doubt it.
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>> Why doubt me?
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>> Because you've missed
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the last 56 times in a row.
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>> Well, 57 is my lucky number.
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>> Yeah, you said that
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about 7, 14, 23--
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>> I have lots of lucky numbers.
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Here comes the magic.
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>> I am not okay!
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>> Oh, oh.
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I did it.
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I got it.
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This is the greatest moment
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of my life and...
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you didn't get it
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on video, did you?
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>> No.
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>> Aah!
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>> Do you realize
that Jana Tetrazini has way more subscribers
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that Jana Tetrazini
has way more subscribers than I do?
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has way more subscribers
than I do? >> Oh no.
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than I do?
>> Oh no. >> Don't you mock
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>> Oh no.
>> Don't you mock my social media pain.
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>> Don't you mock
my social media pain. >> Wait, are you talking
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my social media pain.
>> Wait, are you talking about that little girl
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>> Wait, are you talking
about that little girl who posts those videos
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about that little girl
who posts those videos about cold yoga?
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who posts those videos
about cold yoga? >> See?
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about cold yoga?
>> See? Even he knows
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>> See?
Even he knows about her new videos.
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Even he knows
about her new videos. >> Okay, what is cold yoga?
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about her new videos.
>> Okay, what is cold yoga? >> [ sighs ]
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>> Okay, what is cold yoga?
>> [ sighs ] >> See, cold yoga is when--
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>> [ sighs ]
>> See, cold yoga is when-- >> I'm telling him.
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>> See, cold yoga is when--
>> I'm telling him. [ sighs ]
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>> I'm telling him.
[ sighs ] It's when you do yoga in a room
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[ sighs ]
It's when you do yoga in a room that's only 39 degrees or lower.
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It's when you do yoga in a room
that's only 39 degrees or lower. >> That sounds terrible.
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that's only 39 degrees or lower.
>> That sounds terrible. >> It is.
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>> That sounds terrible.
>> It is. But for some reason everyone
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>> It is.
But for some reason everyone loves Jana Tetrazini's
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But for some reason everyone
loves Jana Tetrazini's stupid cold yoga videos.
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loves Jana Tetrazini's
stupid cold yoga videos. >> Hey, you want
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stupid cold yoga videos.
>> Hey, you want more subscribers
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>> Hey, you want
more subscribers than Jana Tetrazini?
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more subscribers
than Jana Tetrazini? >> You know I do.
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than Jana Tetrazini?
>> You know I do. >> Then why don't you
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>> You know I do.
>> Then why don't you start making cold yoga videos?
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>> Then why don't you
start making cold yoga videos? >> So, your idea is for Piper
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start making cold yoga videos?
>> So, your idea is for Piper to just steal Jana's idea?
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>> So, your idea is for Piper
to just steal Jana's idea? >> Shut up.
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to just steal Jana's idea?
>> Shut up. I love this.
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>> Shut up.
I love this. It's perfect.
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I love this.
It's perfect. >> Right?
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It's perfect.
>> Right? Because if you can't
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>> Right?
Because if you can't beat somebody,
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Because if you can't
beat somebody, you just copy what they do
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beat somebody,
you just copy what they do and pretend like
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you just copy what they do
and pretend like it was your idea.
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and pretend like
it was your idea. >> I can do that.
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it was your idea.
>> I can do that. >> And if you want, Henry and I
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>> I can do that.
>> And if you want, Henry and I can help you make better
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>> And if you want, Henry and I
can help you make better cold yoga videos.
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can help you make better
cold yoga videos. [ watch beeping ]
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cold yoga videos.
[ watch beeping ] >> Henry's not going to help
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[ watch beeping ]
>> Henry's not going to help because Henry's
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>> Henry's not going to help
because Henry's walking out of here.
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because Henry's
walking out of here. >> Wait!
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walking out of here.
>> Wait! Can I use your camera?
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>> Wait!
Can I use your camera? >> Yeah, it's in my room.
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Can I use your camera?
>> Yeah, it's in my room. Use whatever you want.
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>> Yeah, it's in my room.
Use whatever you want. Just stay out
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Use whatever you want.
Just stay out of my underwear drawer.
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Hey, Char, what's up?
>> There's a robbery going down at that eyeglass store
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>> There's a robbery going down
at that eyeglass store in midtown, Specs and the City.
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at that eyeglass store
in midtown, Specs and the City. >> Okay. I know where that is.
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in midtown, Specs and the City.
>> Okay. I know where that is. I'm on my way.
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>> Okay. I know where that is.
I'm on my way. >> Hurry.
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I'm on my way.
>> Hurry. We got to prove to Ray
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>> Hurry.
We got to prove to Ray that we can handle things
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We got to prove to Ray
that we can handle things while he's gone.
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that we can handle things
while he's gone. >> Henry, look.
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while he's gone.
>> Henry, look. It's me, Schwoz.
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>> Henry, look.
It's me, Schwoz. >> I got no time
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It's me, Schwoz.
>> I got no time for you, Schwoz.
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>> Come on, man.
Hurry it up. >> Look, why don't you
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Hurry it up.
>> Look, why don't you just steal my money
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>> Look, why don't you
just steal my money and then you can go get
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just steal my money
and then you can go get your glasses made
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and then you can go get
your glasses made wherever you want.
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your glasses made
wherever you want. >> No.
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wherever you want.
>> No. This place has the best reviews
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>> No.
This place has the best reviews on Yarp,
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This place has the best reviews
on Yarp, so you're making my glasses.
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on Yarp,
so you're making my glasses. >> [ clears throat ]
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so you're making my glasses.
>> [ clears throat ] I don't think so, jerk.
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>> [ clears throat ]
I don't think so, jerk. >> Kid Danger.
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I don't think so, jerk.
>> Kid Danger. Thank god
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>> Kid Danger.
Thank god you and Captain Man are here.
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Thank god
you and Captain Man are here. >> Actually, Captain Man's
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you and Captain Man are here.
>> Actually, Captain Man's at his cousin's wedding
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>> Actually, Captain Man's
at his cousin's wedding in Cleveland.
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at his cousin's wedding
in Cleveland. >> Captain Man ain't here?
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in Cleveland.
>> Captain Man ain't here? >> No.
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>> Captain Man ain't here?
>> No. >> All right,
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>> No.
>> All right, you just keep making my glasses
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>> All right,
you just keep making my glasses and those lenses
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you just keep making my glasses
and those lenses better be progressive.
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and those lenses
better be progressive. >> Okay, okay.
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better be progressive.
>> Okay, okay. >> Hey, man!
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>> Okay, okay.
>> Hey, man! You love your mother?
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>> Hey, man!
You love your mother? >> Yeah.
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You love your mother?
>> Yeah. >> Then freeze, mother lover!
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>> Yeah.
>> Then freeze, mother lover! >> No!
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>> Then freeze, mother lover!
>> No! [ grunts ]
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>> No!
[ grunts ] >> You should've freezed.
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[ grunts ]
>> You should've freezed. Hey!
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>> You should've freezed.
Hey! Whoa!
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Oh, what?
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[ screaming ]
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>> Well, sir, looks like
I just saved your life. >> I'm here.
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I just saved your life.
>> I'm here. >> Captain Man!
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>> I'm here.
>> Captain Man! >> Captain Man?
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>> Captain Man!
>> Captain Man? >> Just a moment.
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There.
You're safe now. >> Thank you, Captain Man.
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You're safe now.
>> Thank you, Captain Man. Oh, I got to go tell my wife
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>> Thank you, Captain Man.
Oh, I got to go tell my wife what you did.
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Oh, I got to go tell my wife
what you did. >> But--
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what you did.
>> But-- What are you doing here?
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>> But--
What are you doing here? >> Fighting crime.
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What are you doing here?
>> Fighting crime. >> No, you're just here
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>> Fighting crime.
>> No, you're just here because you don't trust
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>> No, you're just here
because you don't trust me and Charlotte and Schwoz
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because you don't trust
me and Charlotte and Schwoz to handle things
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me and Charlotte and Schwoz
to handle things while you're away.
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to handle things
while you're away. >> Well, you don't have
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while you're away.
>> Well, you don't have my experience.
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>> Well, you don't have
my experience. >> And I don't have
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my experience.
>> And I don't have your enormous ego.
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>> And I don't have
your enormous ego. >> That, too.
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your enormous ego.
>> That, too. >> I've been doing this job
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>> That, too.
>> I've been doing this job for over a year,
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>> I've been doing this job
for over a year, and I can handle things
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for over a year,
and I can handle things for three stupid days
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and I can handle things
for three stupid days without you.
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for three stupid days
without you. >> Oh, really?
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without you.
>> Oh, really? Like you handled this crime?
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>> Oh, really?
Like you handled this crime? >> Yes.
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Like you handled this crime?
>> Yes. I completely handled this crime.
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>> Yes.
I completely handled this crime. >> Yeah, I guess.
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I completely handled this crime.
>> Yeah, I guess. Okay.
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>> Yeah, I guess.
Okay. Fine, I'll go.
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Okay.
Fine, I'll go. >> Captain Man.
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Fine, I'll go.
>> Captain Man. This is my wife, Nancy.
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>> Captain Man.
This is my wife, Nancy. >> Oh, hi.
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This is my wife, Nancy.
>> Oh, hi. >> Out!
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>> Hey, I'm back.
Where are the-- Whoa.
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Where are the--
Whoa. It's freezing in here.
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Whoa.
It's freezing in here. >> Yep.
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It's freezing in here.
>> Yep. Look at your parents' plant.
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>> Whoa.
This is perfect for cold yoga. >> I know.
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This is perfect for cold yoga.
>> I know. >> So, where are the girls?
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>> The girls?
>> Yeah. You said you were going
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>> Yeah.
You said you were going to get six girls
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You said you were going
to get six girls to be in the video.
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to get six girls
to be in the video. Jasper...
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to be in the video.
Jasper... >> I tried.
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Jasper...
>> I tried. But everyone was busy.
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>> I tried.
But everyone was busy. And one girl poked me
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But everyone was busy.
And one girl poked me in my throat.
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And one girl poked me
in my throat. >> So we got nobody to be
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in my throat.
>> So we got nobody to be in my cold yoga video?
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>> So we got nobody to be
in my cold yoga video? [ doorbell rings ]
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in my cold yoga video?
[ doorbell rings ] >> Hey.
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[ doorbell rings ]
>> Hey. >> Hi.
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>> Hey.
>> Hi. >> Hi.
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>> Hi.
>> Hi. >> Them?
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>> Hi.
>> Them? Weird, weirder,
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>> Them?
Weird, weirder, and sister of weirder?
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Weird, weirder,
and sister of weirder? >> I'm not his sister.
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and sister of weirder?
>> I'm not his sister. >> She's my cousin.
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>> I'm not his sister.
>> She's my cousin. >> Get it right.
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>> She's my cousin.
>> Get it right. >> I'll show you what's right.
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>> Get it right.
>> I'll show you what's right. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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>> I'll show you what's right.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Grr.
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>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Grr. >> Is it cold
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>> Grr.
>> Is it cold in your bathroom, too?
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>> Is it cold
in your bathroom, too? I have to pee,
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in your bathroom, too?
I have to pee, but I'm afraid it will freeze.
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I have to pee,
but I'm afraid it will freeze. >> I know everything about urine
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but I'm afraid it will freeze.
>> I know everything about urine and it doesn't freeze.
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>> [ sighs ]
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[ elevator dings ]
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>> [ both ] Aah!
[ loud party music ]
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>> What is going on?
>> I don't know! Come on!
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>> I don't know!
Come on! [ laughing ]
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>> Oh, Henry!
Welcome to the party! Charlotte!
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Welcome to the party!
Charlotte! What's up, baby?
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Charlotte!
What's up, baby? >> How could you have a party
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What's up, baby?
>> How could you have a party here without Ray's permission?
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>> How could you have a party
here without Ray's permission? >> Easy!
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here without Ray's permission?
>> Easy! He's not here!
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>> Easy!
He's not here! [ laughing ]
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>> You know, we promised Ray
we'd be responsible! >> Ah, what's going to happen?
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we'd be responsible!
>> Ah, what's going to happen? >> Anything!
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>> Ah, what's going to happen?
>> Anything! You never [ screams ]--
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>> Anything!
You never [ screams ]-- Henry!
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You never [ screams ]--
Henry! >> Hey!
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Henry!
>> Hey! Hey, Bork!
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>> Hey!
Hey, Bork! Charlotte is not a toy!
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Hey, Bork!
Charlotte is not a toy! Put her down!
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Charlotte is not a toy!
Put her down! >> [ grunts ]
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Put her down!
>> [ grunts ] Who just--
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>> [ grunts ]
Who just-- >> Aah!
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>> Aah! Henry!
[ screams ] Henry!
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[ screams ]
Henry! [ alert buzzing ]
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[ laughing ]
>> [ both ] Aah. >> This place looks disgusting.
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>> [ both ] Aah.
>> This place looks disgusting. >> Yeah.
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>> This place looks disgusting.
>> Yeah. So does Schwoz.
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>> Yeah.
So does Schwoz. Hey, Schwoz.
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So does Schwoz.
Hey, Schwoz. Sleepy time is over.
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Hey, Schwoz.
Sleepy time is over. Wake up.
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Sleepy time is over.
Wake up. >> [ mumbles ]
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Wake up.
>> [ mumbles ] >> How late
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>> [ mumbles ]
>> How late did this party go on?
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>> How late
did this party go on? >> We broke up around 6:00 a.m.
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did this party go on?
>> We broke up around 6:00 a.m. Oh, look,
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>> We broke up around 6:00 a.m.
Oh, look, my sister Winnie fell asleep.
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Oh, look,
my sister Winnie fell asleep. So peaceful.
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my sister Winnie fell asleep.
So peaceful. So beautiful.
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So peaceful.
So beautiful. >> Uh-huh.
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So beautiful.
>> Uh-huh. >> Yeah.
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>> Uh-huh.
>> Yeah. >> Now, listen.
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>> Yeah.
>> Now, listen. You better clean all this...
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>> Now, listen.
You better clean all this... Oh, man.
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You better clean all this...
Oh, man. The crime light.
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Oh, man.
The crime light. >> How long
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The crime light.
>> How long has that been flashing?
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>> How long
has that been flashing? >> Since 9:37 last night.
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has that been flashing?
>> Since 9:37 last night. Dang ding it, Schwoz.
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>> Since 9:37 last night.
Dang ding it, Schwoz. >> [ screams ]
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Dang ding it, Schwoz.
>> [ screams ] >> Aah, you spooked my sister.
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>> [ screams ]
>> Aah, you spooked my sister. Winnie! Winnie!
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>> Aah, you spooked my sister.
Winnie! Winnie! Stop running! Stop running!
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Winnie! Winnie!
Stop running! Stop running! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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>> What are you doing?
>> Since no one answered the emergency call,
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>> Since no one answered
the emergency call, I'm checking to see
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the emergency call,
I'm checking to see if someone left a message.
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I'm checking to see
if someone left a message. >> You have
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if someone left a message.
>> You have one new emergency voicemail.
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>> You have
one new emergency voicemail. >> Hello? Captain Man?
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one new emergency voicemail.
>> Hello? Captain Man? This is Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
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>> Hello? Captain Man?
This is Carlos from Sushi Dushi. >> It's Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
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This is Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
>> It's Carlos from Sushi Dushi. >> I know.
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>> It's Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
>> I know. I'm sitting right here.
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>> I know.
I'm sitting right here. >> There's a guy robbing us
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I'm sitting right here.
>> There's a guy robbing us right now.
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>> There's a guy robbing us
right now. He's locking us in the fridge
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right now.
He's locking us in the fridge so he can steal
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He's locking us in the fridge
so he can steal a huge tuna fish.
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so he can steal
a huge tuna fish. >> He's locking them all
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a huge tuna fish.
>> He's locking them all in the fridge.
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>> He's locking them all
in the fridge. >> Still sitting here.
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in the fridge.
>> Still sitting here. >> Get in the fridge.
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>> Still sitting here.
>> Get in the fridge. >> Why, man?
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>> Get in the fridge.
>> Why, man? >> Where's the tuna fish?
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>> Why, man?
>> Where's the tuna fish? >> I don't know.
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>> Where's the tuna fish?
>> I don't know. >> I know you got a tuna fish
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>> I don't know.
>> I know you got a tuna fish in here.
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>> I know you got a tuna fish
in here. >> We don't have a tuna fish.
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in here.
>> We don't have a tuna fish. >> Get in the fridge right now.
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>> We don't have a tuna fish.
>> Get in the fridge right now. And give me your phone.
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>> Get in the fridge right now.
And give me your phone. Give me your phone
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And give me your phone.
Give me your phone and get in the fridge.
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Give me your phone
and get in the fridge. >> Captain Man,
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and get in the fridge.
>> Captain Man, Captain Man, save us.
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>> Captain Man,
Captain Man, save us. >> What are you thinking?
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Captain Man, save us.
>> What are you thinking? >> The robber's voice
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>> What are you thinking?
>> The robber's voice sounds so familiar.
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>> The robber's voice
sounds so familiar. >> I know.
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sounds so familiar.
>> I know. >> Can you cross check it
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>> I know.
>> Can you cross check it against the national
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>> Can you cross check it
against the national voice database?
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against the national
voice database? >> Sure.
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voice database?
>> Sure. >> Get in the fridge right now
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>> Sure.
>> Get in the fridge right now and give me your phone.
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>> Get in the fridge right now
and give me your phone. Give me your phone
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and give me your phone.
Give me your phone and then get in the fridge.
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>> Ah.
>> Okay. So the robber
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>> Okay.
So the robber is either Jeff or Miley.
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So the robber
is either Jeff or Miley. >> I'm thinking it's Jeff.
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is either Jeff or Miley.
>> I'm thinking it's Jeff. >> Jeff.
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>> I'm thinking it's Jeff.
>> Jeff. The stupidest criminal
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>> Jeff.
The stupidest criminal in Swellview.
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The stupidest criminal
in Swellview. >> Well, you better find him
438
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in Swellview.
>> Well, you better find him and arrest him
439
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,100
>> Well, you better find him
and arrest him or Ray's going to fire us all.
440
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:29,734
and arrest him
or Ray's going to fire us all. >> Then I guess
441
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,102
or Ray's going to fire us all.
>> Then I guess I'll chew some gum
442
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,204
>> Then I guess
I'll chew some gum and fight some scum.
443
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:46,751
>> [ screaming ]
>> Aah. You did it again. Winnie!
444
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,786
>> Aah. You did it again.
Winnie! Winnie, slow down!
445
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,421
Winnie!
Winnie, slow down! Have some sugar cubes!
446
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,364
>> I'm Piper Hart.
447
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,199
This is Cold Yoga.
448
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,867
I'm your instructor.
449
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,203
Let's start with a simple
450
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,805
downward freezing dog.
451
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,810
[ grunting ]
452
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,717
Good.
453
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:20,685
Now we're going to do
454
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,288
a Penguin Pretzel.
455
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,031
Terrific.
456
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,065
This is the Happy Freezing
457
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,867
Baby Position.
458
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,536
Be sure to remember to exhale.
459
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,738
>> Exhale through what?
460
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:41,406
>> I don't care
461
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:46,344
what you exhale through!
462
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:51,883
Why didn't you use
any of the good footage? >> That was the good footage.
463
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,685
any of the good footage?
>> That was the good footage. I cut out all the bad parts,
464
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,253
>> That was the good footage.
I cut out all the bad parts, like when Sidney started crying
465
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,689
I cut out all the bad parts,
like when Sidney started crying and when Oliver vomited.
466
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:58,723
like when Sidney started crying
and when Oliver vomited. >> This is never going
467
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,757
and when Oliver vomited.
>> This is never going to get me more subscribers
468
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,161
>> This is never going
to get me more subscribers than Jana Tetrazini.
469
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:12,036
You failed me.
>> Well, I don't think it's fair to say--
470
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,171
>> Well, I don't think
it's fair to say-- >> Say it.
471
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:13,705
it's fair to say--
>> Say it. >> Say what?
472
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,707
>> Say it.
>> Say what? >> Say, "I failed you,
473
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,709
>> Say what?
>> Say, "I failed you, "and now I'm going to go home
474
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,210
>> Say, "I failed you,
"and now I'm going to go home "and sit by myself
475
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:19,944
"and now I'm going to go home
"and sit by myself "thinking about
476
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:23,381
"and sit by myself
"thinking about how and why I failed you."
477
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:30,221
>> I failed you,
and now I'm going to go home and sit by myself thinking about
478
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:33,291
and now I'm going to go home
and sit by myself thinking about how and why I failed you.
479
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,894
and sit by myself thinking about
how and why I failed you. >> Door is that way.
480
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,062
how and why I failed you.
>> Door is that way. >> Namaste.
481
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,731
>> Door is that way.
>> Namaste. >> Nama-go!
482
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:52,043
>> Dude, I told you,
this tuna fish meat will cost you 700 bucks a pound.
483
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:52,643
this tuna fish meat
will cost you 700 bucks a pound. [ cell phone ringing ]
484
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,712
will cost you 700 bucks a pound.
[ cell phone ringing ] Hang on.
485
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,547
[ cell phone ringing ]
Hang on. Yeah, it's Jeff.
486
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,416
Hang on.
Yeah, it's Jeff. Of course I got the tuna.
487
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:04,255
Hey, someone's foot
just came through my door.
488
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:16,134
>> Looks like you're going
to need a door hole repair man, Jeff.
489
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:16,901
to need a door hole
repair man, Jeff. >> Ah, crud.
490
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:17,969
repair man, Jeff.
>> Ah, crud. Hey, it's Kid Danger
491
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:18,803
>> Ah, crud.
Hey, it's Kid Danger and Captain Man.
492
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,471
Hey, it's Kid Danger
and Captain Man. Can you come bail me out
493
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,306
and Captain Man.
Can you come bail me out of jail later?
494
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,142
Can you come bail me out
of jail later? >> Ah, it's just me, Jeff.
495
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,810
of jail later?
>> Ah, it's just me, Jeff. Captain Man's out of town.
496
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:26,944
>> Ah, it's just me, Jeff.
Captain Man's out of town. >> Oh.
497
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:27,812
Captain Man's out of town.
>> Oh. Cool, so after you pick up
498
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,280
>> Oh.
Cool, so after you pick up this tuna, you want to go see
499
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,314
Cool, so after you pick up
this tuna, you want to go see a movie or something?
500
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,650
this tuna, you want to go see
a movie or something? I heard that the sequel--
501
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,818
a movie or something?
I heard that the sequel-- Dude.
502
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,819
I heard that the sequel--
Dude. >> The only movie you're going
503
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,423
Dude.
>> The only movie you're going to see is one in jail
504
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,825
>> The only movie you're going
to see is one in jail on movie night.
505
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:41,659
to see is one in jail
on movie night. If they even have that.
506
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,695
on movie night.
If they even have that. Now, stand up or get zapped.
507
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,430
If they even have that.
Now, stand up or get zapped. >> I ought to slap that thing
508
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,497
Now, stand up or get zapped.
>> I ought to slap that thing out of your hand.
509
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,165
>> I ought to slap that thing
out of your hand. >> I'd like to see you
510
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,667
out of your hand.
>> I'd like to see you try to slap--
511
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,636
>> I'd like to see you
try to slap-- Okay, that really hurt my hand.
512
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,171
try to slap--
Okay, that really hurt my hand. [ cell phone rings ]
513
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:53,971
Okay, that really hurt my hand.
[ cell phone rings ] >> Oh, that could be
514
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:54,672
[ cell phone rings ]
>> Oh, that could be my tuna buyer.
515
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,306
>> Oh, that could be
my tuna buyer. Give me my phone.
516
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,507
my tuna buyer.
Give me my phone. >> Oh, you want your phone?
517
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,009
Give me my phone.
>> Oh, you want your phone? This thing right here?
518
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:58,509
>> Oh, you want your phone?
This thing right here? >> Are you playing
519
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,310
This thing right here?
>> Are you playing keep away from me?
520
00:17:59,312 --> 00:17:59,877
>> Are you playing
keep away from me? >> Yes, I'm playing
521
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,646
keep away from me?
>> Yes, I'm playing keep away from you.
522
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,148
>> Yes, I'm playing
keep away from you. >> All right, that does it.
523
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,991
[ laughs ]
Aah! [ grunts ]
524
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,626
Aah!
[ grunts ] [ wheezing ]
525
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,062
[ grunts ]
[ wheezing ] I hate you.
526
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,298
[ wheezing ]
I hate you. [ grunting ]
527
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,435
[ wheezing ]
528
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:42,186
>> You all right?
Okay, hit the table twice if you're okay.
529
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,460
Okay, was that one or two?
530
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:58,069
>> Hey, Piper,
want some cheese milk? >> Yeah, sure.
531
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,537
want some cheese milk?
>> Yeah, sure. Aah!
532
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:06,377
>> Ah, why'd you scream?
>> Because Jana Tetrazini lost more than half
533
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,279
>> Because Jana Tetrazini
lost more than half of her subscribers.
534
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:08,913
lost more than half
of her subscribers. >> Well, I don't know
535
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:09,947
of her subscribers.
>> Well, I don't know what that means and now I have
536
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,284
>> Well, I don't know
what that means and now I have to go change my pants.
537
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,253
what that means and now I have
to go change my pants. >> Hello, Hart family.
538
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:15,887
to go change my pants.
>> Hello, Hart family. >> I can't talk.
539
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:16,454
>> Hello, Hart family.
>> I can't talk. I've got cheese milk
540
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,890
>> I can't talk.
I've got cheese milk on my pants.
541
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,791
I've got cheese milk
on my pants. >> Been there.
542
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,059
on my pants.
>> Been there. >> Hey, why are you here?
543
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,294
>> Been there.
>> Hey, why are you here? >> Here's a better question.
544
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,762
>> Hey, why are you here?
>> Here's a better question. Why did Jana Tetrazini
545
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,230
>> Here's a better question.
Why did Jana Tetrazini lose half of her subscribers
546
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,566
Why did Jana Tetrazini
lose half of her subscribers in the past two days?
547
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,134
lose half of her subscribers
in the past two days? >> How do you know that?
548
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,636
in the past two days?
>> How do you know that? >> Because I caused it
549
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,639
>> How do you know that?
>> Because I caused it with a little video I posted.
550
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:39,777
>> Because I caused it
with a little video I posted. Check this out.
551
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,579
Cold Yoga?
552
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:45,449
Cold Death.
553
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,617
These innocent kids
554
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,653
tried cold yoga
555
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,720
and their bodies
556
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:53,157
will never be the same.
557
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:55,126
Look at the pain.
558
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,794
>> Why?
559
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,462
>> The sorrow.
560
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,398
>> Grr.
561
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,266
The vomit.
562
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,437
All because someone...
563
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,240
someone evil told them that
564
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,776
cold yoga was a good idea.
565
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,277
That person?
566
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,646
Jana Tetrazini.
567
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,948
Click here to unsubscribe
568
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,116
from Jana Tetrazini's videos
569
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:22,153
or else this could be you.
570
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,788
>> [ crying ]
571
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:35,299
>> That's amazing.
I... I don't even know what to say.
572
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,934
I...
I don't even know what to say. >> I think you should say,
573
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,437
I don't even know what to say.
>> I think you should say, "Jasper's awesome and now
574
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,438
>> I think you should say,
"Jasper's awesome and now "I'm going to sit here
575
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,505
"Jasper's awesome and now
"I'm going to sit here "and think about how and why
576
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:46,344
"I'm going to sit here
"and think about how and why Jasper's so awesome."
577
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:49,113
"and think about how and why
Jasper's so awesome." >> I don't want to say that.
578
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:49,780
Jasper's so awesome."
>> I don't want to say that. >> Oh, then maybe
579
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,315
>> I don't want to say that.
>> Oh, then maybe I'll just take my video down.
580
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,450
>> Oh, then maybe
I'll just take my video down. >> Wait.
581
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,684
I'll just take my video down.
>> Wait. Jasper's awesome.
582
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,186
>> Wait.
Jasper's awesome. And now I'm going to sit here
583
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:57,121
Jasper's awesome.
And now I'm going to sit here and think about how and why
584
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,658
And now I'm going to sit here
and think about how and why Jasper is so awesome.
585
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,793
and think about how and why
Jasper is so awesome. >> Namaste.
586
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:10,835
>> Well...
I'm completely out of pants. >> Been there.
587
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:19,377
>> But I'm pretty sure
Jeff meant to knock twice. Anyway, 30 minutes later
588
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,344
Jeff meant to knock twice.
Anyway, 30 minutes later he was in jail
589
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,078
Anyway, 30 minutes later
he was in jail and the huge tuna fish
590
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,514
he was in jail
and the huge tuna fish was back at Sushi Dushi.
591
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,182
and the huge tuna fish
was back at Sushi Dushi. >> Good.
592
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,584
was back at Sushi Dushi.
>> Good. You know, I'm proud of you guys.
593
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,385
>> Good.
You know, I'm proud of you guys. >> Aw, thanks, Ray.
594
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,185
You know, I'm proud of you guys.
>> Aw, thanks, Ray. >> Thanks, man.
595
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:28,886
>> Aw, thanks, Ray.
>> Thanks, man. >> I'll bet those employees
596
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:29,654
>> Thanks, man.
>> I'll bet those employees at Sushi Dushi
597
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,254
>> I'll bet those employees
at Sushi Dushi must've been thrilled
598
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,322
at Sushi Dushi
must've been thrilled when you finally let them
599
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,823
must've been thrilled
when you finally let them out of that fridge.
600
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:41,666
>> Oh.
Yeah. Yeah. >> It was a magical moment.
601
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,400
Yeah. Yeah.
>> It was a magical moment. >> Yeah.
602
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,436
>> It was a magical moment.
>> Yeah. >> Well, fantastic work, guys.
603
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,170
>> Yeah.
>> Well, fantastic work, guys. Now I'm going to head down
604
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:46,904
>> Well, fantastic work, guys.
Now I'm going to head down to the man cave and install
605
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,040
Now I'm going to head down
to the man cave and install a mirror in my shower.
606
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:49,607
to the man cave and install
a mirror in my shower. >> Okay.
607
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,909
a mirror in my shower.
>> Okay. >> You have fun.
608
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,576
>> Okay.
>> You have fun. >> I got to get those people
609
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,178
>> You have fun.
>> I got to get those people out of that fridge.
610
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,279
>> Hurry!
611
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,347
And if they're still alive,
612
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,748
bring back some sushi!
613
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,317
>> Will do!
614
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:03,917
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