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>> SO, WHO LIKES

MY SPECIAL PIZZA?

>> I DON'T THINK SUSHI

REALLY WORKS AS A PIZZA TOPPING.

>> TURN ON THE TV!

HURRY! TURN ON THE TV!

WHERE'S THE REMOTE?

THERE'S THE REMOTE.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> TODAY, AFTER WORK,

I STOPPED OFF

AT THAT MASSAGE PLACE...

>> RUB ME DO?

>> YEAH.

AND ON MY WAY OUT,

A NEWS REPORTER

ASKED ME A QUESTION.

>> OH, HONEY,

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

I KNEW THAT ONE DAY--

>> OOH, SHUT UP, IT'S ON.

>> SIR, EXCUSE ME!

>> YES?

>> HOW DO YOU FEEL

ABOUT SWELLVIEW'S BAN

ON PLASTIC BAGS?

>> OH.

WELL, I PERSONALLY BELIEVE

THAT SOME U.S. AMERICANS

OUT THERE IN SWELLVIEW

DON'T HAVE PLASTIC BAGS,

AND I BELIEVE

THAT OUR EDUCATION

SUCH AS SOUTH AFRICA

AND THE IRAQ, EVERYWHERE,

LIKE, SUCH AS...

>> BACK TO YOU, TRENT.

>> SUCH AS.

THAT WAS ME.

>> IMPRESSIVE.

>> YEAH, NAILED IT, DAD.

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

SHH, SHH, SHH.

>> AND ON A SAD NOTE TODAY,

SWELLVIEW'S VERY OWN CAPTAIN MAN

WENT FROM SUPER HERO

TO SUPER JERKO.

>> WHAT?

>> WARNING, THE CLIP

WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU

IS DISTURBING.

>> HI, KIDS.

>> BOTH: WOW.

>> YOU'RE CAPTAIN MAN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

HEY, HOW MUCH

FOR A CUP OF LEMONADE?

>> A DOLLAR.

>> [ GASPS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> [ SCREAMING ]

>> WHAT A JERK.

>> I NEVER THOUGHT CAPTAIN MAN

WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> NEITHER DID I.

[ WATCH BEEPING ]

NOW I HAVE TO GO.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> SUCH AS.

>> OOH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE.

>> READ IT.

>> "CAPTAIN MAN,

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN YOU AND A BOX OF POOP

IS THE BOX."

[ SCREAMING ]

[ THUD ]

[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

>> WE'RE HERE!

>> DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NEWS?

>> YEAH, WE SAW THE NEWS.

EVERYONE HATES ME NOW.

>> WELL, WHY DID YOU SMASH

THOSE KIDS' LEMONADE STAND?

>> A DOLLAR A CUP'S

NOT THAT MUCH.

>> I DIDN'T SMASH

THEIR LEMONADE STAND

BECAUSE OF THE PRICE.

>> THEN WHY'D YOU DO IT?

>> BECAUSE AFTER THE LITTLE GIRL

SAID, "ONE DOLLAR,"

I NOTICED A SPIDER

ON THE LEMONADE STAND.

A RED JABBER.

>> A RED JABBER? >> THOSE ARE DEADLY. >> I KNOW.

>> THOSE ARE DEADLY. >> I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I SMASHED IT

>> I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I SMASHED IT BEFORE IT COULD HURT THOSE KIDS.

THAT'S WHY I SMASHED IT BEFORE IT COULD HURT THOSE KIDS. >> OH.

BEFORE IT COULD HURT THOSE KIDS. >> OH. >> OH.

>> OH. >> OH. >> WELL, THEN I SAY, WHO CARES?

>> OH. >> WELL, THEN I SAY, WHO CARES? SO WHAT IF EVERYBODY

>> WELL, THEN I SAY, WHO CARES? SO WHAT IF EVERYBODY HATES YOU NOW?

SO WHAT IF EVERYBODY HATES YOU NOW? >> I'M A SUPERHERO.

HATES YOU NOW? >> I'M A SUPERHERO. I DON'T WANT TO BE HATED

>> I'M A SUPERHERO. I DON'T WANT TO BE HATED BY EVERYBODY.

I DON'T WANT TO BE HATED BY EVERYBODY. >> WELL, YOU ARE.

BY EVERYBODY. >> WELL, YOU ARE. >> DAH. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

>> WELL, YOU ARE. >> DAH. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST

>> DAH. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE A VIDEO APOLOGIZING?

>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE A VIDEO APOLOGIZING? >> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

MAKE A VIDEO APOLOGIZING? >> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. THE PUBLIC LOVES IT

>> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. THE PUBLIC LOVES IT WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE

THE PUBLIC LOVES IT WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.

WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. >> NO. NO.

BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. >> NO. NO. I DID NOTHING WRONG.

>> NO. NO. I DID NOTHING WRONG. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE

I DID NOTHING WRONG. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME.

I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME. I'M CAPTAIN MAN, AND I CARE

THINK OF ME. I'M CAPTAIN MAN, AND I CARE VERY MUCH WHAT YOU, THE PEOPLE,

I'M CAPTAIN MAN, AND I CARE VERY MUCH WHAT YOU, THE PEOPLE, THINK OF ME.

VERY MUCH WHAT YOU, THE PEOPLE, THINK OF ME. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.

THINK OF ME. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS

>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.

>> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.

AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT,

>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.

>> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH!

HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE

AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET

>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.

AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT

>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.

NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME...

THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...

WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME.

>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN!

>> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN! >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

>> CAPTAIN MAN! >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT

>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO

IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.

BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP.

IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.

>> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART...

>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER

>> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE...

>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S

TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.

>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE.

SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.

>> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME.

>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD.

>> CALL IT.

>> UP THE TUBE!

OH, MY BOOT.

>> HA!

>> SO, MOST OF YOU HAVE SEENEN

ON

THE VIRAL VIDEO OF ME

IN WHICH I USED A MAILBOX

TO DEMOLISH A LEMONADE STAND

RUN BY TWO SMALL CHILDREN.

SINCE THEN I'VE READ MANY

OF YOUR COMMENTS,

VERY HURTFUL COMMENTS,

SOME SUGGESTING THAT

I SHOULD DO THINGS TO MYSELF,

SOME OF WHICH

ARE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT THAT VIDEO

DIDN'T TELL THE REAL STORY.

YOU SEE, I SPOTTED

A DANGEROUS SPIDER,

AND I USED THAT MAILBOX

TO BEAT THE SPIDER TO DEATH.

THAT'S THE TRUTH.

AND IF ANY OF YOU

WERE UPSET BY THE VIDEO,

I AM TRULY SORRY.

HUH?

>> THAT WAS PERFECT.

>> YEAH?

>> FOR SURE.

[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]

>> YOU NAILED IT.

>> THANKS, GUYS.

HEY, GO ONLINE

AND CHECK WHAT PEOPLE

ARE SAYING ABOUT ME NOW.

>> YEAH. SURE.

>> WELL? HENRY?

>> UH...

THIS ONE SAYS,

"CAPTAIN MAN, YOU LIAR,

I HATE YOU."

>> WELL, THAT'S

A LITTLE NEGATIVE.

CHARLOTTE?

>> THIS ONE SAYS, "OH, PLEASE.

THE ONLY REASON

CAPTAIN MAN APOLOGIZED

IS TO MAKE US THINK

HE'S SORRY."

>> WELL, YEAH.

GOOCH, READ. >> "YO, CAPTAIN MAN, WHY DON'T YOU"...

>> "YO, CAPTAIN MAN, WHY DON'T YOU"... MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS PREVENT ME

WHY DON'T YOU"... MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS PREVENT ME FROM READING THE REST OUT LOUD.

MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS PREVENT ME FROM READING THE REST OUT LOUD. >> SCHWOZ?

FROM READING THE REST OUT LOUD. >> SCHWOZ? >> THIS GUY JUST POSTED

>> SCHWOZ? >> THIS GUY JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU,

>> THIS GUY JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU, BUT HE CHANGED YOUR HEAD

A PICTURE OF YOU, BUT HE CHANGED YOUR HEAD TO SOMETHING ELSE.

BUT HE CHANGED YOUR HEAD TO SOMETHING ELSE. >> CHANGED MY HEAD?

TO SOMETHING ELSE. >> CHANGED MY HEAD? WHAT DID HE CHANGE IT TO?

>> CHANGED MY HEAD? WHAT DID HE CHANGE IT TO? OH. THAT'S HORRIBLE.

WHAT DID HE CHANGE IT TO? OH. THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHAT IS THAT?

OH. THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT'S POOP.

WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT'S POOP. >> OH.

>> THAT'S POOP. >> OH. >> OOH, I HAVE AN IDEA.

>> OH. >> OOH, I HAVE AN IDEA. OKAY, WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT

>> OOH, I HAVE AN IDEA. OKAY, WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW MOST ABOUT CAPTAIN MAN?

OKAY, WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW MOST ABOUT CAPTAIN MAN? >> WHAT HE WEARS

TO KNOW MOST ABOUT CAPTAIN MAN? >> WHAT HE WEARS UNDER HIS MAN SUIT?

>> WHAT HE WEARS UNDER HIS MAN SUIT? >> DUDE.

UNDER HIS MAN SUIT? >> DUDE. >> WHAT? NO.

>> DUDE. >> WHAT? NO. >> SCHWOZ.

>> WHAT? NO. >> SCHWOZ. THEY WANT TO KNOW

>> SCHWOZ. THEY WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND WORK.

THEY WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND WORK. >> RIGHT.

WHERE I LIVE AND WORK. >> RIGHT. SO WE HAVE A CONTEST.

>> RIGHT. SO WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> WE HAVE A CONTEST.

SO WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> AND THE WINNERS GET

>> WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> AND THE WINNERS GET A PRIVATE TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE.

>> AND THE WINNERS GET A PRIVATE TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE. >> OF THE MAN CAVE.

A PRIVATE TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE. >> OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WAIT, WE CAN'T REVEAL

>> OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WAIT, WE CAN'T REVEAL THE SECRET LOCATION

>> WAIT, WE CAN'T REVEAL THE SECRET LOCATION OF THE MAN CAVE.

THE SECRET LOCATION OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WE DON'T HAVE TO.

OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WE DON'T HAVE TO. >> GOOCH WILL MEET THE WINNERS

>> WE DON'T HAVE TO. >> GOOCH WILL MEET THE WINNERS SOMEWHERE ELSE,

>> GOOCH WILL MEET THE WINNERS SOMEWHERE ELSE, PUT THEM IN SACKS.

SOMEWHERE ELSE, PUT THEM IN SACKS. >> AND THEN HE CAN

PUT THEM IN SACKS. >> AND THEN HE CAN BRING THEM HERE

>> AND THEN HE CAN BRING THEM HERE AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES.

BRING THEM HERE AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. >> AND SEND THEM

AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. >> AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES.

>> AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. ANNOYING, ISN'T IT?

DOWN THE TUBES. ANNOYING, ISN'T IT? >> BUT EVERYBODY HATES ME.

ANNOYING, ISN'T IT? >> BUT EVERYBODY HATES ME. WHY IS A TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE

>> BUT EVERYBODY HATES ME. WHY IS A TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE

WHY IS A TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME AGAIN?

GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME AGAIN? >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW

LIKE ME AGAIN? >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE.

>> BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE. THEY GET MAD ABOUT STUFF.

HOW PEOPLE ARE. THEY GET MAD ABOUT STUFF. >> BUT AS SOON AS YOU GIVE THEM

THEY GET MAD ABOUT STUFF. >> BUT AS SOON AS YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT...

>> BUT AS SOON AS YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT... >> THEY FORGET THEY WERE MAD

SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT... >> THEY FORGET THEY WERE MAD AND FOCUS ON THE NEW THING.

>> THEY FORGET THEY WERE MAD AND FOCUS ON THE NEW THING. >> OKAY.

AND FOCUS ON THE NEW THING. >> OKAY. BUT WHAT KIND OF CONTEST

>> OKAY. BUT WHAT KIND OF CONTEST TO PICK THE WINNERS?

BUT WHAT KIND OF CONTEST TO PICK THE WINNERS? >> WE PUT UP A WEBSITE

TO PICK THE WINNERS? >> WE PUT UP A WEBSITE SO PEOPLE CAN GO ONLINE

>> WE PUT UP A WEBSITE SO PEOPLE CAN GO ONLINE AND TRY TO GUESS

SO PEOPLE CAN GO ONLINE AND TRY TO GUESS SOME BIG NUMBER.

AND TRY TO GUESS SOME BIG NUMBER. THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE

SOME BIG NUMBER. THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE WHO GET IT RIGHT, WIN.

THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE WHO GET IT RIGHT, WIN. >> AND I KNOW THE PERFECT URL

WHO GET IT RIGHT, WIN. >> AND I KNOW THE PERFECT URL FOR THE WEBSITE.

>> AND I KNOW THE PERFECT URL FOR THE WEBSITE. GUESSTHATNUMBER.COM.

FOR THE WEBSITE. GUESSTHATNUMBER.COM. >> OH, HEY.

GUESSTHATNUMBER.COM. >> OH, HEY. >> THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER.

>> NUMBER GUESSING FEVER

IS TAKING SWELLVIEW BY STORM

AS PEOPLE ALL OVER TOWN

TRY TO WIN A SPECIAL VIP TOUR

OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER'S

SECRET HEADQUARTERS.

SO FAR TWO PEOPLE HAVE GUESSED

THE SECRET NUMBER,

WHICH LEAVES ONLY ONE SPOT LEFT.

HERE'S TRENT WITH MORE DETAILS.

TRENT?

>> SHH, DON'T BUG ME.

I'M TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER.

OH.

? IT'S MY DECISION ? ? I'M TAKEN TOO FAR ? ? I THINK OF TREASURE ?

? I THINK OF TREASURE ? ? AND THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ? ? YOU KEEP ME GUESSING ?

? AND THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ? ? YOU KEEP ME GUESSING ? ? I'LL NEVER LET GO ?

? YOU KEEP ME GUESSING ? ? I'LL NEVER LET GO ? ? WHAT IS THE NUMBER ?

? I'LL NEVER LET GO ? ? WHAT IS THE NUMBER ? ? I'M DYING TO KNOW ?

? WHAT IS THE NUMBER ? ? I'M DYING TO KNOW ? >> GOT TO WIN.

? I'M DYING TO KNOW ? >> GOT TO WIN. COME ON, BRAIN.

>> GOT TO WIN. COME ON, BRAIN. ? JUST GIVE ME ?

COME ON, BRAIN. ? JUST GIVE ME ? ? ONE MORE CHANCE TO TRY ?

? JUST GIVE ME ? ? ONE MORE CHANCE TO TRY ? ? CAUSE I'M FEELING SO LUCKY ?

? ONE MORE CHANCE TO TRY ? ? CAUSE I'M FEELING SO LUCKY ? ? LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE ?

? CAUSE I'M FEELING SO LUCKY ? ? LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE ? ? DON'T NEED A MILLION GUESSES ?

? LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE ? ? DON'T NEED A MILLION GUESSES ? >> GOT TO KEEP GUESSING.

? DON'T NEED A MILLION GUESSES ? >> GOT TO KEEP GUESSING. ? AND YOU THINK ?

>> GOT TO KEEP GUESSING. ? AND YOU THINK ? ? THAT I CAN'T DO IT ?

? AND YOU THINK ? ? THAT I CAN'T DO IT ? ? BUT YOU KNOW THAT I MIGHT ?

? THAT I CAN'T DO IT ? ? BUT YOU KNOW THAT I MIGHT ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER ?

? BUT YOU KNOW THAT I MIGHT ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER TONIGHT ?

? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER TONIGHT ? >> CAN'T FEEL FINGERS.

? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER TONIGHT ? >> CAN'T FEEL FINGERS. GOT TO...

>> CAN'T FEEL FINGERS. GOT TO... STAY AWAKE.

GOT TO... STAY AWAKE. >> I WANT TO MEET CAPTAIN MAN.

STAY AWAKE. >> I WANT TO MEET CAPTAIN MAN. >> I FANCY KID DANGER.

>> I WANT TO MEET CAPTAIN MAN. >> I FANCY KID DANGER. >> SO THEN MY UNCLE ROSCO

>> I FANCY KID DANGER. >> SO THEN MY UNCLE ROSCO TELLS MY AUNT SUSAN,

>> SO THEN MY UNCLE ROSCO TELLS MY AUNT SUSAN, "OH, NO, BABY, I DIDN'T FORGET.

TELLS MY AUNT SUSAN, "OH, NO, BABY, I DIDN'T FORGET. LOOK, I MADE YOU

"OH, NO, BABY, I DIDN'T FORGET. LOOK, I MADE YOU A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR."

LOOK, I MADE YOU A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR." >> OH, WERE YOU TALKING?

A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR." >> OH, WERE YOU TALKING? >> YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

>> OH, WERE YOU TALKING? >> YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ONE WORD I SAID.

>> YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ONE WORD I SAID. >> WELL, SORRY.

TO ONE WORD I SAID. >> WELL, SORRY. I'M JUST REALLY WORRIED

>> WELL, SORRY. I'M JUST REALLY WORRIED THAT JASPER'S GOING

I'M JUST REALLY WORRIED THAT JASPER'S GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST.

THAT JASPER'S GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S NOT GOING

TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST.

>> HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S BEEN SITTING

TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S BEEN SITTING IN HIS BASEMENT

>> HE'S BEEN SITTING IN HIS BASEMENT FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS

IN HIS BASEMENT FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER.

FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER. >> DUDE, EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW'S

TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER. >> DUDE, EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW'S TRYING TO GUESS THAT NUMBER.

>> DUDE, EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW'S TRYING TO GUESS THAT NUMBER. >> YEAH, BUT IF JASPER DOES WIN,

TRYING TO GUESS THAT NUMBER. >> YEAH, BUT IF JASPER DOES WIN, HE'S GOING TO BE DOWN

>> YEAH, BUT IF JASPER DOES WIN, HE'S GOING TO BE DOWN IN THE MAN CAVE WITH ME

HE'S GOING TO BE DOWN IN THE MAN CAVE WITH ME FOR LIKE AN HOUR.

IN THE MAN CAVE WITH ME FOR LIKE AN HOUR. >> SO?

FOR LIKE AN HOUR. >> SO? >> WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT--

>> SO? >> WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT-- SHH.

>> WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT-- SHH. WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT

SHH. WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT I'M KID DANGER?

WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT I'M KID DANGER? >> THE ODDS OF JASPER WINNING

THAT I'M KID DANGER? >> THE ODDS OF JASPER WINNING ARE, LIKE, 50 MILLION TO ONE.

>> THE ODDS OF JASPER WINNING ARE, LIKE, 50 MILLION TO ONE. >> ALL RIGHT.

ARE, LIKE, 50 MILLION TO ONE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH, LET'S KEEP UP THE PACE.

>> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH, LET'S KEEP UP THE PACE. COME ON, MY GRANDMA CAN TYPE

>> YEAH, LET'S KEEP UP THE PACE. COME ON, MY GRANDMA CAN TYPE RANDOM NUMBERS FASTER THAN THAT.

COME ON, MY GRANDMA CAN TYPE RANDOM NUMBERS FASTER THAN THAT. >> PIPER, WHAT'S GOING ON?

RANDOM NUMBERS FASTER THAN THAT. >> PIPER, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I'M PAYING THESE KIDS

>> PIPER, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I'M PAYING THESE KIDS TO HELP ME WIN THE CONTEST

>> I'M PAYING THESE KIDS TO HELP ME WIN THE CONTEST SO I CAN GO TO CAPTAIN MAN

TO HELP ME WIN THE CONTEST SO I CAN GO TO CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER'S

SO I CAN GO TO CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS.

AND KID DANGER'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE

SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE ANY OF THESE KIDS ARE GOING

>> THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE ANY OF THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO GUESS THE RIGHT NU--

ANY OF THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO GUESS THE RIGHT NU-- >> I GOT IT!

TO GUESS THE RIGHT NU-- >> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER!

>> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> I GOT IT!

I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER!

>> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> YAY.

I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> YAY. >> CAN I HAVE MY LAPTOP BACK?

>> YAY. >> CAN I HAVE MY LAPTOP BACK? >> NO!

>> CAN I HAVE MY LAPTOP BACK? >> NO! MINE NOW!

>> NO! MINE NOW! >> I GUESS YOU GUYS

MINE NOW! >> I GUESS YOU GUYS CAN GO HOME NOW.

>> I GUESS YOU GUYS CAN GO HOME NOW. >> NO, WE CAN'T.

CAN GO HOME NOW. >> NO, WE CAN'T. >> PIPER TOOK OUR SHOES.

>> NO, WE CAN'T. >> PIPER TOOK OUR SHOES. >> WELL, THREE LUCKY WINNERS

WILL SOON BE VIP GUESTS IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER.

IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GREAT

OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GREAT OF CAPTAIN MAN TO DO THIS.

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GREAT OF CAPTAIN MAN TO DO THIS. >> I WASN'T DONE

OF CAPTAIN MAN TO DO THIS. >> I WASN'T DONE READING THE STORY.

>> I WASN'T DONE READING THE STORY. >> OH. SORRY.

READING THE STORY. >> OH. SORRY. >> ARE YOU?

>> OH. SORRY. >> ARE YOU? BECAUSE YOU DO THIS

>> ARE YOU? BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME. >> DAH. YOU HEAR THAT?

ALL THE TIME. >> DAH. YOU HEAR THAT? THEY LOVE ME NOW.

>> DAH. YOU HEAR THAT? THEY LOVE ME NOW. BOOSH.

THEY LOVE ME NOW. BOOSH. >> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN

BOOSH. >> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE HORRIBLE THING

>> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE HORRIBLE THING YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS'

MENTION THE HORRIBLE THING YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS' LEMONADE STAND.

YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS' LEMONADE STAND. >> I KNOW.

LEMONADE STAND. >> I KNOW. HYAH!

>> I KNOW. HYAH! >> AND YOUR FACEPAGE

HYAH! >> AND YOUR FACEPAGE HAS 4,000 NEW THUMBS UPSES.

>> AND YOUR FACEPAGE HAS 4,000 NEW THUMBS UPSES. >> [ LAUGHS ]

HAS 4,000 NEW THUMBS UPSES. >> [ LAUGHS ] THIS WHOLE VIP TOUR THING

>> [ LAUGHS ] THIS WHOLE VIP TOUR THING WAS THE PERFECT IDEA.

THIS WHOLE VIP TOUR THING WAS THE PERFECT IDEA. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

WAS THE PERFECT IDEA. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] >> WE GOT TO CANCEL

[ ELEVATOR DINGS ] >> WE GOT TO CANCEL THE VIP TOUR THING.

>> WE GOT TO CANCEL THE VIP TOUR THING. >> WHAT?

THE VIP TOUR THING. >> WHAT? >> ONE OF THE WINNERS

>> WHAT? >> ONE OF THE WINNERS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER.

>> ONE OF THE WINNERS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER. >> REALLY?

IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER. >> REALLY? WHO'S SHE GOING TO BRING

>> REALLY? WHO'S SHE GOING TO BRING AS HER GUEST?

WHO'S SHE GOING TO BRING AS HER GUEST? SHE GOING TO BRING YOUR MOM?

AS HER GUEST? SHE GOING TO BRING YOUR MOM? >> I DON'T KNOW

SHE GOING TO BRING YOUR MOM? >> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S BRINGING.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S BRINGING. >> HENRY'S AFRAID

WHO SHE'S BRINGING. >> HENRY'S AFRAID THAT PIPER'S GOING

>> HENRY'S AFRAID THAT PIPER'S GOING TO RECOGNIZE HIM.

THAT PIPER'S GOING TO RECOGNIZE HIM. >> OH, NO, SHE WON'T.

TO RECOGNIZE HIM. >> OH, NO, SHE WON'T. >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE

>> OH, NO, SHE WON'T. >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN YOUR KID DANGER SUIT

>> YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN YOUR KID DANGER SUIT AND MASK.

IN YOUR KID DANGER SUIT AND MASK. >> WELL, YEAH,

AND MASK. >> WELL, YEAH, BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE DOWN HERE

>> WELL, YEAH, BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE DOWN HERE WITH US FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR.

BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE DOWN HERE WITH US FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR. >> ALL RIGHT,

WITH US FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR. >> ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN YOUR PANTS.

>> ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN YOUR PANTS. SCHWOZ CAN DISGUISE YOUR FACE.

CALM DOWN YOUR PANTS. SCHWOZ CAN DISGUISE YOUR FACE. >> REALLY?

SCHWOZ CAN DISGUISE YOUR FACE. >> REALLY? >> YEAH, I GIVE YOU

>> REALLY? >> YEAH, I GIVE YOU GOOD FACE DISGUISE.

>> YEAH, I GIVE YOU GOOD FACE DISGUISE. >> WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE?

GOOD FACE DISGUISE. >> WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE? >> CAN YOU DISGUISE

>> WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE? >> CAN YOU DISGUISE HIS VOICE, TOO?

>> CAN YOU DISGUISE HIS VOICE, TOO? >> EASY.

HIS VOICE, TOO? >> EASY. LOOK.

>> EASY. LOOK. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

LOOK. [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ KID VOICE ] EXCUSE ME.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ KID VOICE ] EXCUSE ME. HENRY?

[ KID VOICE ] EXCUSE ME. HENRY? WILL YOU HELP ME FIND MY MOMMY?

HENRY? WILL YOU HELP ME FIND MY MOMMY? >> OOH, QUIT IT.

WILL YOU HELP ME FIND MY MOMMY? >> OOH, QUIT IT. THAT'S SO CREEPY.

>> OOH, QUIT IT. THAT'S SO CREEPY. >> WILL YOU BUY ME A PONY?

THAT'S SO CREEPY. >> WILL YOU BUY ME A PONY? >> AAH.

>> WILL YOU BUY ME A PONY? >> AAH. >> STOP THAT.

>> AAH. >> STOP THAT. >> PLEASE?

>> STOP THAT. >> PLEASE? >> NO.

>> PLEASE? >> NO. >> BUT IT'S MY DREAM TO SEE

>> NO. >> BUT IT'S MY DREAM TO SEE CAPTAIN MAN'S HEADQUARTERS.

>> BUT IT'S MY DREAM TO SEE CAPTAIN MAN'S HEADQUARTERS. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR GUEST.

CAPTAIN MAN'S HEADQUARTERS. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR GUEST. >> WILL YOU WEAR

PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR GUEST. >> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR?

>> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I DON'T KNOW.

WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I DON'T KNOW. MY MOM USUALLY PICKS MY OUTFITS.

>> I DON'T KNOW. MY MOM USUALLY PICKS MY OUTFITS. >> WILL YOU WEAR

MY MOM USUALLY PICKS MY OUTFITS. >> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR?

>> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I...

WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I... >> YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS

>> I... >> YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO ANSWER.

>> YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO ANSWER. ONE...

TO ANSWER. ONE... >> WAIT.

ONE... >> WAIT. >> TWO...

>> WAIT. >> TWO... >> YES, I'LL WEAR ANYTHING.

>> TWO... >> YES, I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. I'LL WEAR ANYTHING.

>> YES, I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. >> FINE.

I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. >> FINE. YOU CAN BE MY GUEST.

>> FINE. YOU CAN BE MY GUEST. >> YES.

YOU CAN BE MY GUEST. >> YES. ALL RIGHT.

>> YES. ALL RIGHT. WHOO.

ALL RIGHT. WHOO. YEAH.

WHOO. YEAH. OH.

YEAH. OH. >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

OH. >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? >> I'M GOING TO BE PIPER'S GUEST

>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? >> I'M GOING TO BE PIPER'S GUEST WHEN SHE GOES TO CAPTAIN MAN'S

>> I'M GOING TO BE PIPER'S GUEST WHEN SHE GOES TO CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS.

WHEN SHE GOES TO CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> GYAH.

SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> GYAH. THAT'S GREAT, MAN.

>> GYAH. THAT'S GREAT, MAN. GYAH.

THAT'S GREAT, MAN. GYAH. >> HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

GYAH. >> HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> WHOA.

>> HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> WHOA. WOW.

>> WHOA. WOW. >> HOW DO I LOOK?

WOW. >> HOW DO I LOOK? >> COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE.

>> HOW DO I LOOK? >> COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE. >> GOOD.

>> COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE. >> GOOD. >> WAIT.

>> GOOD. >> WAIT. WHAT ABOUT HIS VOICE?

>> WAIT. WHAT ABOUT HIS VOICE? >> OH, YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT HIS VOICE? >> OH, YEAH. NOW, SING THE LITTLE

>> OH, YEAH. NOW, SING THE LITTLE PEA POD SONG.

NOW, SING THE LITTLE PEA POD SONG. >> [ LOW VOICE ]

PEA POD SONG. >> [ LOW VOICE ] ? I'M A LITTLE PEA POD ?

>> [ LOW VOICE ] ? I'M A LITTLE PEA POD ? ? GREEN AND FLAT ?

? I'M A LITTLE PEA POD ? ? GREEN AND FLAT ? ? SQUEEZE ME IN THE MIDDLE ?

? GREEN AND FLAT ? ? SQUEEZE ME IN THE MIDDLE ? ? AND SQUIRT OUT MY BEANS ?

? SQUEEZE ME IN THE MIDDLE ? ? AND SQUIRT OUT MY BEANS ? OH, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY.

? AND SQUIRT OUT MY BEANS ? OH, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY. >> HENRY, GOOD LUCK.

OH, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY. >> HENRY, GOOD LUCK. CHARLOTTE, LET'S GO.

>> HENRY, GOOD LUCK. CHARLOTTE, LET'S GO. >> OKAY.

CHARLOTTE, LET'S GO. >> OKAY. >> WHOA.

>> OKAY. >> WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING CHARLOTTE?

>> WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING CHARLOTTE? >> TO PICK UP MY SISTER

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING CHARLOTTE? >> TO PICK UP MY SISTER FROM THE AIRPORT.

>> TO PICK UP MY SISTER FROM THE AIRPORT. >> YOUR SISTER

FROM THE AIRPORT. >> YOUR SISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE A HORSE?

>> YOUR SISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE A HORSE? >> YEAH, THAT ONE.

WHO LOOKS LIKE A HORSE? >> YEAH, THAT ONE. >> COME ON.

>> YEAH, THAT ONE. >> COME ON. IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY

>> COME ON. IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY THAT YOUR OWN SISTER

IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY THAT YOUR OWN SISTER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE.

THAT YOUR OWN SISTER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. >> SHOW HER A PIC.

LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. >> SHOW HER A PIC. >> OH.

>> SHOW HER A PIC. >> OH. >> THAT IS ONE

>> OH. >> THAT IS ONE CRAZY LOOKING LADY.

>> THAT IS ONE CRAZY LOOKING LADY. >> HER NAME IS WINNIE.

CRAZY LOOKING LADY. >> HER NAME IS WINNIE. >> FOR REAL?

>> HER NAME IS WINNIE. >> FOR REAL? >> WINNIE.

>> FOR REAL? >> WINNIE. >> [ WHINNIES ]

>> WINNIE. >> [ WHINNIES ] >> HEY, IF WE GET

>> [ WHINNIES ] >> HEY, IF WE GET PULLED OVER BY A COP,

>> HEY, IF WE GET PULLED OVER BY A COP, SWITCH PLACES WITH ME

PULLED OVER BY A COP, SWITCH PLACES WITH ME REAL QUICK, OKAY?

SWITCH PLACES WITH ME REAL QUICK, OKAY? >> WHY?

REAL QUICK, OKAY? >> WHY? >> BECAUSE I'M NOT LEGALLY

>> WHY? >> BECAUSE I'M NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRIVE.

>> BECAUSE I'M NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRIVE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE

ALLOWED TO DRIVE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE?

>> YOU DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE? >> NO, I DO. I DO.

A DRIVER'S LICENSE? >> NO, I DO. I DO. BUT IT SAYS I HAVE TO BE

>> NO, I DO. I DO. BUT IT SAYS I HAVE TO BE WEARING MY GLASSES

BUT IT SAYS I HAVE TO BE WEARING MY GLASSES BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT.

WEARING MY GLASSES BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT. >> YOU CAN'T SEE?

BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT. >> YOU CAN'T SEE? >> NO, I CAN SEE.

>> YOU CAN'T SEE? >> NO, I CAN SEE. LIKE, I KNOW WE'RE IN A CAR.

>> NO, I CAN SEE. LIKE, I KNOW WE'RE IN A CAR. >> CAN YOU SEE THOSE TRASH CANS?

LIKE, I KNOW WE'RE IN A CAR. >> CAN YOU SEE THOSE TRASH CANS? >> HUH?

>> CAN YOU SEE THOSE TRASH CANS? >> HUH? >> I'LL TRY TO WARN YOU SOONER

>> HUH? >> I'LL TRY TO WARN YOU SOONER NEXT TIME.

>> I'LL TRY TO WARN YOU SOONER NEXT TIME. >> YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT.

NEXT TIME. >> YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT. >> HEY, THERE.

>> YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT. >> HEY, THERE. WE GOT YOU.

>> HEY, THERE. WE GOT YOU. ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT YOU. ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO. ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER.

THERE WE GO. ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. OKAY, CONTEST WINNERS

ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. OKAY, CONTEST WINNERS AND GUESTS.

OKAY, CONTEST WINNERS AND GUESTS. DROP YOUR SACKS.

AND GUESTS. DROP YOUR SACKS. >> WELCOME TO THE MAN CAVE.

DROP YOUR SACKS. >> WELCOME TO THE MAN CAVE. >> WOW.

>> WELCOME TO THE MAN CAVE. >> WOW. I'M JASPER.

>> WOW. I'M JASPER. REMEMBER ME?

I'M JASPER. REMEMBER ME? >> YEAH.

REMEMBER ME? >> YEAH. WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

>> YEAH. WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? >> OH, SHE MADE ME.

WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? >> OH, SHE MADE ME. >> NICE.

>> OH, SHE MADE ME. >> NICE. CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM ME?

>> NICE. CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM ME? >> OH, SURE.

CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM ME? >> OH, SURE. >> OF COURSE YOU PEOPLE

>> OH, SURE. >> OF COURSE YOU PEOPLE ALL KNOW MY SIDEKICK.

>> OF COURSE YOU PEOPLE ALL KNOW MY SIDEKICK. >> KID DANGER.

ALL KNOW MY SIDEKICK. >> KID DANGER. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> KID DANGER. >> THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE REALLY EXCITED

>> THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE REALLY EXCITED TO SHOW YOU THE MAN CAVE.

WE'RE REALLY EXCITED TO SHOW YOU THE MAN CAVE. >> WHAT'S WRONG

TO SHOW YOU THE MAN CAVE. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE? >> AND YOUR FACE?

WITH YOUR VOICE? >> AND YOUR FACE? >> HE--

>> AND YOUR FACE? >> HE-- >> I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY.

>> HE-- >> I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. >> NOW, YOU TWO I'VE MET BEFORE,

>> I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. >> NOW, YOU TWO I'VE MET BEFORE, BUT...

>> NOW, YOU TWO I'VE MET BEFORE, BUT... >> WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?

BUT... >> WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? >> AND YOU?

>> WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? >> AND YOU? >> I'M DENNIS.

>> AND YOU? >> I'M DENNIS. I COLLECT CELEBRITY SOCKS.

>> I'M DENNIS. I COLLECT CELEBRITY SOCKS. >> WHERE'S YOUR GUEST?

I COLLECT CELEBRITY SOCKS. >> WHERE'S YOUR GUEST? >> I CAME ALONE.

>> WHERE'S YOUR GUEST? >> I CAME ALONE. THIS SOCK BELONGED

>> I CAME ALONE. THIS SOCK BELONGED TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

THIS SOCK BELONGED TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE. >> WOW. THAT'S COOL.

TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE. >> WOW. THAT'S COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL, MAN.

>> WOW. THAT'S COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL, MAN. >> NOT AT ALL WEIRD.

>> THAT'S REALLY COOL, MAN. >> NOT AT ALL WEIRD. >> SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS

>> NOT AT ALL WEIRD. >> SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR WEAPONS?

>> SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR WEAPONS? >> WE'RE GOING

KEEP YOUR WEAPONS? >> WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THOSE LATER.

>> WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THOSE LATER. >> GOOD.

TO SHOW YOU THOSE LATER. >> GOOD. >> HEY.

>> GOOD. >> HEY. WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU DOING THERE?

>> HEY. WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU DOING THERE? >> AH!

WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU DOING THERE? >> AH! >> OOH!

>> AH! >> OOH! >> GUYS?

>> OOH! >> GUYS? WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE TOUR.

>> GUYS? WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE TOUR. THIS ISN'T PART--

WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE TOUR. THIS ISN'T PART-- OKAY, THE REST OF YOU, THIS WAY.

THIS ISN'T PART-- OKAY, THE REST OF YOU, THIS WAY. >> SO...

OKAY, THE REST OF YOU, THIS WAY. >> SO... HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?

>> SO... HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? >> BAD.

HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? >> BAD. THEY GAVE ME NO SNACKS.

>> BAD. THEY GAVE ME NO SNACKS. SCHWOZ, YOU BRING ME A SNACK?

THEY GAVE ME NO SNACKS. SCHWOZ, YOU BRING ME A SNACK? >> YEAH, YEAH.

SCHWOZ, YOU BRING ME A SNACK? >> YEAH, YEAH. CHARLOTTE, THERE'S SOME

>> YEAH, YEAH. CHARLOTTE, THERE'S SOME SUGAR CUBES IN THAT BAG THERE.

CHARLOTTE, THERE'S SOME SUGAR CUBES IN THAT BAG THERE. >> OKAY.

SUGAR CUBES IN THAT BAG THERE. >> OKAY. HERE YOU GO.

>> OKAY. HERE YOU GO. OH.

HERE YOU GO. OH. OH, HER TONGUE FEELS WEIRD

OH. OH, HER TONGUE FEELS WEIRD ON MY HAND.

OH, HER TONGUE FEELS WEIRD ON MY HAND. >> TELL ME ABOUT IT.

ON MY HAND. >> TELL ME ABOUT IT. [ WHINNY LAUGHS ]

>> TELL ME ABOUT IT. [ WHINNY LAUGHS ] >> OKAY, DENNIS, YOUR TURN.

[ WHINNY LAUGHS ] >> OKAY, DENNIS, YOUR TURN. I'M OKAY.

>> OKAY, DENNIS, YOUR TURN. I'M OKAY. THANK YOU.

I'M OKAY. THANK YOU. NOW THAT YOU'VE ALL HAD

THANK YOU. NOW THAT YOU'VE ALL HAD A CHANCE TO BREAK A CHAIR ON ME,

NOW THAT YOU'VE ALL HAD A CHANCE TO BREAK A CHAIR ON ME, LET'S GO CHECK OUT--

A CHANCE TO BREAK A CHAIR ON ME, LET'S GO CHECK OUT-- >> YOUR WEAPONS?

LET'S GO CHECK OUT-- >> YOUR WEAPONS? >> YEAH. OUR WEAPONS.

>> YOUR WEAPONS? >> YEAH. OUR WEAPONS. >> YES.

>> YEAH. OUR WEAPONS. >> YES. >> NOW, THESE ARE SOME

>> YES. >> NOW, THESE ARE SOME OF OUR BEST WEAPONS

>> NOW, THESE ARE SOME OF OUR BEST WEAPONS THAT KID DANGER AND I USE

OF OUR BEST WEAPONS THAT KID DANGER AND I USE FOR CRIME FIGHTING.

THAT KID DANGER AND I USE FOR CRIME FIGHTING. >> WHAT'S THAT HOT DOG FOR?

FOR CRIME FIGHTING. >> WHAT'S THAT HOT DOG FOR? >> AH.

>> WHAT'S THAT HOT DOG FOR? >> AH. IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG,

>> AH. IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG, DOESN'T IT?

IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG, DOESN'T IT? WE CALL THIS

DOESN'T IT? WE CALL THIS THE "COVERT WEINER."

WE CALL THIS THE "COVERT WEINER." >> COVERT WEINER?

THE "COVERT WEINER." >> COVERT WEINER? >> YES.

>> COVERT WEINER? >> YES. KID DANGER?

>> YES. KID DANGER? YOU SEE, HE APPEARS TO BE

KID DANGER? YOU SEE, HE APPEARS TO BE A NORMAL CITIZEN

YOU SEE, HE APPEARS TO BE A NORMAL CITIZEN JUST ENJOYING A HOT DOG.

A NORMAL CITIZEN JUST ENJOYING A HOT DOG. >> WHAT A TASTY HOT DOG.

JUST ENJOYING A HOT DOG. >> WHAT A TASTY HOT DOG. >> BUT WATCH THIS.

>> WHAT A TASTY HOT DOG. >> BUT WATCH THIS. KID DANGER, BAD GUY OVER THERE!

>> BUT WATCH THIS. KID DANGER, BAD GUY OVER THERE! >> FREEZE, SUCKER!

KID DANGER, BAD GUY OVER THERE! >> FREEZE, SUCKER! >> WHOA!

>> FREEZE, SUCKER! >> WHOA! >> AWESOME!

>> WHOA! >> AWESOME! >> YES!

>> AWESOME! >> YES! >> YES,

>> YES! >> YES, IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL.

>> YES, IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. ANY ONE PERSON COULD USE

IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. ANY ONE PERSON COULD USE THIS WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE

ANY ONE PERSON COULD USE THIS WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE ARMY OF A SMALL COUNTRY.

THIS WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE ARMY OF A SMALL COUNTRY. >> CAN I SEE IT?

ARMY OF A SMALL COUNTRY. >> CAN I SEE IT? >> YEAH, SURE.

>> CAN I SEE IT? >> YEAH, SURE. >> OKAY, NOBODY MOVE!

>> YEAH, SURE. >> OKAY, NOBODY MOVE! >> HE'S GOT THE WEINER!

>> OKAY, NOBODY MOVE! >> HE'S GOT THE WEINER! >> PUT THAT HOT DOG DOWN,

>> HE'S GOT THE WEINER! >> PUT THAT HOT DOG DOWN, DENNIS!

>> PUT THAT HOT DOG DOWN, DENNIS! >> NO!

DENNIS! >> NO! >> YOU SICK LONER!

>> NO! >> YOU SICK LONER! >> DON'T DO IT!

>> YOU SICK LONER! >> DON'T DO IT! NOW, ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME,

>> DON'T DO IT! NOW, ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME, THIS WEIRDLY DRESSED KID

NOW, ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME, THIS WEIRDLY DRESSED KID GETS IT.

THIS WEIRDLY DRESSED KID GETS IT. >> ALL RIGHT, DENNIS,

GETS IT. >> ALL RIGHT, DENNIS, JUST RELAX.

>> ALL RIGHT, DENNIS, JUST RELAX. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

JUST RELAX. EVERYTHING'S FINE. >> DON'T TALK TO ME

EVERYTHING'S FINE. >> DON'T TALK TO ME IN A CALMING VOICE!

>> DON'T TALK TO ME IN A CALMING VOICE! JUST TELL ME THE FASTEST WAY

IN A CALMING VOICE! JUST TELL ME THE FASTEST WAY OUT OF HERE!

JUST TELL ME THE FASTEST WAY OUT OF HERE! >> ALL RIGHT.

OUT OF HERE! >> ALL RIGHT. JUST STEP UP THERE AND A TUBE

>> ALL RIGHT. JUST STEP UP THERE AND A TUBE WILL COME DOWN OVER YOU.

JUST STEP UP THERE AND A TUBE WILL COME DOWN OVER YOU. >> AND THEN YOU JUST SAY

WILL COME DOWN OVER YOU. >> AND THEN YOU JUST SAY "UP THE TUBE."

>> AND THEN YOU JUST SAY "UP THE TUBE." >> UP THE TUBE!

"UP THE TUBE." >> UP THE TUBE! >> YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!

>> UP THE TUBE! >> YOU LET HIM GET AWAY! >> DID I?

>> YOU LET HIM GET AWAY! >> DID I? OVERRIDE.

>> DID I? OVERRIDE. [ ALARM BEEPING ]

OVERRIDE. [ ALARM BEEPING ] >> REVERSE SUCKAGE.

[ ALARM BEEPING ] >> REVERSE SUCKAGE. >> DOUBLE POWER.

>> REVERSE SUCKAGE. >> DOUBLE POWER. >> OH!

>> DOUBLE POWER. >> OH! >> UP THE TUBE!

>> OH! >> UP THE TUBE! >> NO, WAIT!

>> UP THE TUBE! >> NO, WAIT! >> DOWN THE TUBE!

>> NO, WAIT! >> DOWN THE TUBE! >> UGH!

>> DOWN THE TUBE! >> UGH! >> TUBE UP!

>> UGH! >> TUBE UP! RIGHT TUBE DOWN!

>> TUBE UP! RIGHT TUBE DOWN! >> NO, WAIT, OW!

RIGHT TUBE DOWN! >> NO, WAIT, OW! >> GET THE COVERT WEINER.

>> NO, WAIT, OW! >> GET THE COVERT WEINER. >> YEP.

>> GET THE COVERT WEINER. >> YEP. >> NICE GOING, KID DANGER.

>> YEP. >> NICE GOING, KID DANGER. >> JUST DOING MY JOB, BROTHER.

>> NICE GOING, KID DANGER. >> JUST DOING MY JOB, BROTHER. >> AND NOW, TRIPLE SEQUENCE.

>> JUST DOING MY JOB, BROTHER. >> AND NOW, TRIPLE SEQUENCE. TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP,

>> AND NOW, TRIPLE SEQUENCE. TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN...

TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN... GO.

TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN... GO. >> PLEASE TURN OFF THE--OW!

GO. >> PLEASE TURN OFF THE--OW! HEY--OW!

>> PLEASE TURN OFF THE--OW! HEY--OW! I CAN'T TAKE IT--OW!

HEY--OW! I CAN'T TAKE IT--OW! >> HEY, REMEMBER WHEN

I CAN'T TAKE IT--OW! >> HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SMASHED THAT LEMONADE STAND

>> HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SMASHED THAT LEMONADE STAND AND EVERYBODY WAS MAD AT YOU?

YOU SMASHED THAT LEMONADE STAND AND EVERYBODY WAS MAD AT YOU? >> YEAH.

AND EVERYBODY WAS MAD AT YOU? >> YEAH. THAT SEEMS LIKE

>> YEAH. THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO.

THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO. >> RIGHT?

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