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[ SIRENS WAILING ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> AAH!
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[ BRAKES SCREECHING ]
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[ CAR CRASHES ]
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[ GASPING ]
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[ SLASHING ]
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[ SIGHING ]
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>> AAH!
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>> GET OFF.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ RATTLING ]
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>> PIPER, PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN
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IN THERE!
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>> DON'T TELL ME
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HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.
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[ GROWLING ]
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>> WHOA!
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>> AAH!
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>> THAT SHOW IS INTENSE.
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>> MY HEART'S ALL CRAMPED UP.
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>> I'M SWEATING...
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MORE THAN USUAL.
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>> USE YOUR RAG.
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>> OH YEAH, MY RAG.
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>> SERIOUSLY, GUYS,
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THAT WAS, LIKE,
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THE BEST EPISODE EVER.
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>> TRUE THAT.
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>> TOTALLY.
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BUT I'M SO SAD.
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>> WHY?
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>> ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE LEFT
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OF WALKING ORANGE.
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AND...
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I DON'T WANT IT TO END.
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>> ARE YOU CRYING?
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>> NO.
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MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING.
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>> RAG.
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>> OH YEAH, MY RAG.
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>> HEY, I READ ONLINE
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THAT NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE
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IS GOING TO--
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>> NO, NO, NO!
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>> PLEASE, DON'T TELL US
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ANYTHING ABOUT
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THE SERIES FINALE.
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>> DON'T SPOIL IT.
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>> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY
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THAT AFTER THE FINALE,
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THEY'RE GOING TO RERUN
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THE FIRST EPISODE.
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>> OH.
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>> OH.
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>> SO YOU CAN
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PUT THE PILLOWS DOWN.
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>> HEY!
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I NEED ONE OF YOU
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TO BE MY CAMERAMAN.
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>> WHAT KIND OF VIDEO
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ARE YOU MAKING?
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>> THE KIND THAT GETS ME
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INTO THE MAN FANS.
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>> THE MAN FANS?
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>> IT'S A CLUB.
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A BUNCH OF FANS OF CAPTAIN MAN.
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>> AND KID DANGER.
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>> AH.
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>> AH.
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>> IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET IN.
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I TRIED TO JOIN
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AND THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE ME.
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>> HEY, EVERYONE
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WHO'S SURPRISED BY THAT,
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RAISE YOUR HAND.
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OOH LOOK, NO ONE.
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>> JUST BE CAREFUL.
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>> WHY?
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>> BECAUSE THAT GIRL
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WHO'S PRESIDENT
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OF THE MAN FANS,
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PAULA MAKIATO, SHE'S MEAN.
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>> WELL, SHE SAID
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I COULD JOIN THE MAN FANS
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IF I PASS MY INITIATION.
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>> WHICH IS?
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>> I GOT TO MAKE A VIDEO
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OF ME EATING HAIR SOUP.
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>> WHAT KIND OF SOUP?
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>> HAIR.
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I GOT THIS BIG BAG OF IT
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FRESH FROM A BARBERSHOP FLOOR.
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>> YOU CAN'T EAT SOUP
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WITH A BUNCH OF HAIR IN IT.
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>> OKAY, FIRST,
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THE THINGS YOU SAY DON'T
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AND SECOND, I AM GOING
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TO EAT THE HAIR SOUP
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SO I CAN JOIN THE MAN FANS.
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HOLD MY PHONE.
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AND...
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ROLL VIDEO.
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>> OKAY.
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GO.
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>> HI, PAULA MAKIATO.
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I WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLUB
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SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO EAT
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A BOWL OF...
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HAIR SOUP.
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>> CAN I HAVE SOME?
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>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF
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>> MY DAD WAS
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AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
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>> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL
JOB.
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>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
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HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
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AH!
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>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
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AND MET
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A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
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>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
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NOW I PROTECT
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THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
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WHO CALL ME...
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>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
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>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
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>> CAPTAIN MAN.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
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IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
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BEING A SUPERHERO
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IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
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>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
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>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
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>> I, HENRY HART...
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>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
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TELL ANYONE...
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>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
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SECRET SIDEKICK.
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>> IT IS DONE.
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>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
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>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
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>> FEELS GOOD.
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>> CALL IT.
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>> UP THE TUBE!
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OH, MY BOOT.
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>> HA!
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>> YEAH, BABY, SERIES FINALE
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OF WALKING ORANGE.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE
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WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH
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THE LAST EPISODE EVER.
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>> I KNOW.
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>> TELEVISION HISTORY.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> IT'S TELEVISION'S
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BIGGEST NIGHT...
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THE TONY AWARDS.
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>> NO!
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>> I PUT IT
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ON THE WRONG CHANNEL.
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THERE, THERE, I FIX IT.
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I FIX IT.
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>> PREVIOUSLY,
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ON WALKING ORANGE...
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>> IT'S HAPPENING.
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>> I LOVE THIS SHOW.
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[ MESSAGE DINGING ]
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>> NO.
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>> OH, NO!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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>> JUST TURN IT OFF.
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>> WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHY DO WE NOT WATCH
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WALKING ORANGE?
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WHY YOU HEAVE YOUR PIZZA?
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>> BECAUSE THE SPOILER
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RUINED WALKING ORANGE.
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>> STUPID "THE SPOILER."
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>> WHO IS "THE SPOILER?"
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>> HE'S THIS JERKY TEENAGER
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HERE IN SWELLVIEW.
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HE FINDS OUT WHAT'S GOING
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TO HAPPEN ON TV SHOWS
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AND MOVIES...
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>> AND THEN HE TELLS PEOPLE
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THE ENDING.
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>> HE RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE.
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>> NOT FOR ME.
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I AM SMART.
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I TURN MY PHONE OFF.
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>> WELL, YIP-DEE-DOO
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FOR YOU, SCHWOZ.
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[ INCOMING CALL ALERT ]
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>> WHAT, GOOCH?
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>> DO YOU KNOW
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WHAT THE SPOILER DID?
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>> AH!
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>> YEAH.
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HE TEXTED ALL THREE OF US.
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>> NO.
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HE TEXTED EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW
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AND TOLD THEM THE ENDING
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OF WALKING ORANGE.
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>> DON'T TELL ME.
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>> HE SAID THAT RODRIGUEZ
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KILLED MALLORY.
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>> STOP IT.
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>> AND THAT HE'S REALLY A COP.
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>> NO!
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>> THANKS FOR THE INFO, GOOCH.
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>> OKAY, HOW'D THE SPOILER
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FIGURE OUT HOW TO SEND
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A TEXT MESSAGE
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TO EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW?
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>> AH, I DON'T KNOW.
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>> ANYONE WITH LEVEL FIVE
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COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE
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COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT.
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>> WELL, SOMEBODY'S
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GOT TO STOP THE SPOILER.
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>> RIGHT.
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AND THAT PERSON IS US.
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>> YOU MEAN...
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THOSE PEOPLE...
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ARE US.
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YOU USED BAD GRAMMAR.
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OW!
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[ CHATTER ]
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>> OKAY, PEOPLE.
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LISTEN UP.
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[ HORN BLOWS ]
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S START
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THIS MEETING OF THE MAN FANS.
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>> WAIT. BEFORE WE START,
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CAN WE WATCH THE VIDEO
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ONE MORE TIME?
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[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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>> I WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLUB
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SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO EAT
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A BOWL OF...
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HAIR SOUP.
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>> EW.
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>> HI.
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PRETTY GREAT VIDEO, RIGHT?
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>> IT'S AN AMAZING VIDEO.
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>> WE'VE WATCHED IT,
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LIKE, 25 TIMES.
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>> COOL. SO, WHERE DO I SIT?
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>> ON YOUR BUTT.
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>> "ON MY BUTT."
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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YEAH.
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>> WELCOME TO THE MAN FANS,
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PIPER.
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[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
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>> HEY!
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I'M THE PRESIDENT
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OF THE MAN FANS
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SO I SAY WHO GETS IN AND WHEN.
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EVERYONE GOT THAT?
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>> ALL: YES.
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>> BUT YOU SAID
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IF I MADE A VIDEO
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OF ME EATING HAIR SOUP
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I COULD BE A MEMBER.
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>> WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND.
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>> BUT I ATE HAIR.
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>> SO?
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
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WHAT THAT HAIR
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DID TO MY STOMACH.
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>> WELL, NOW IF YOU WANT
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TO JOIN...
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YOU HAVE TO SHOW US A SELFIE
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OF YOU WITH CAPTAIN MAN.
279
00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:44,623
>> BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
280
00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,791
TO FIND CAPTAIN MAN?
281
00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,660
>> A REAL MAN FAN CAN FIND HIM.
282
00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:50,695
RIGHT, GUYS?
283
00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:53,832
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
284
00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,834
>> ALL RIGHT.
285
00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:57,202
WELL, I AM A REAL MAN FAN,
286
00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:57,903
AND I WILL GET A SELFIE
287
00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:58,670
WITH HIM.
288
00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:00,605
>> GREAT.
289
00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,239
NOW, GET OUT.
290
00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,775
>> I WILL GET OUT.
291
00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,224
>> ONLY ONE CHIP LEFT.
292
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,661
>> RACE YOU FOR IT.
293
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:25,931
>> OKAY.
294
00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:26,464
I'LL TRY.
295
00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,736
>> HANDS ON THE TABLE.
296
00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:34,873
ON THREE.
297
00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,775
ONE--
298
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,910
COME ON,
299
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:39,978
YOU LITTLE CHIP SNATCHER.
300
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,580
[ INCOMING CALL ALERT ]
301
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:45,984
HEY, GOOCH.
302
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:46,885
WHAT'S UP?
303
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:47,953
>> SPOILER ALERT.
304
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:48,920
>> WAIT!
305
00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:49,788
DON'T SAY ANYTHING
306
00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:50,722
ABOUT THE GOOD WIFE,
307
00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,891
I'M NOT CAUGHT UP YET.
308
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:53,992
>> NO.
309
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:54,993
MY SPOILER ALERT
310
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,628
IS ABOUT THE SPOILER.
311
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:57,896
>> OH.
312
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:02,901
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
313
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:03,802
ABOUT THE SPOILER?
314
00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:04,936
>> WE RECEIVED A TIP
315
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:05,870
THAT HE'S PLANNING TO SHOW UP
316
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:06,805
AT THE SWELLVIEW MONOPLEX
317
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,306
TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT.
318
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,874
>> HMM. I WONDER WHY.
319
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,343
>> TOMORROW NIGHT
320
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,243
IS THE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE
321
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,013
OF GALAXY WARS 9.
322
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,881
>> OH MY GOD.
323
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:17,916
THANKS, GOOCH.
324
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,317
THE SPOILER MUST HAVE
325
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,552
INSIDE INFORMATION
326
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,753
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE
MOVIE.
327
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:22,354
>> HE'S GOING TO RUIN IT
328
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,222
FOR EVERYONE.
329
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,291
>> NOT IF YOU AND ME STOP HIM.
330
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,993
>> NOT IF YOU AND I STOP HIM.
331
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,127
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
332
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,061
>> YOU SAID "YOU AND ME."
333
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,162
>> OKAY, WHO CARES?
334
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:31,896
>> WE HAVE GRAMMAR RULES
335
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:32,998
FOR A REASON.
336
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,599
>> HEY, GUESS WHAT?
337
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,600
>> WHAT?
338
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:36,234
>> OW!
339
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,369
>> YEAH. THERE YOU GO.
340
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,303
>> YOU KNOW, I GOT ONE, TOO.
341
00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,904
>> OH, DO YOU? AH!
342
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:40,939
>> OW!
343
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,240
>> HEY!
344
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,208
>> OW!
345
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,075
AH! OH NO, NOT THE FACE!
346
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,710
>> AH! NOT THE BUTT!
347
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,646
AH!
348
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,783
>> PIPER?
349
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,818
>> I'M IN HENRY'S ROOM!
350
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,222
>> HEY, WHERE'S HENRY?
351
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,623
>> I DON'T KNOW.
352
00:10:58,724 --> 00:10:59,324
>> BUT YOUR TEXT SAID
353
00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:00,759
HE NEEDED ME FAST.
354
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,093
>> YEAH.
355
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,194
HENRY DROPPED A SOCK
356
00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:04,229
OUT OF THE WINDOW
357
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,964
AND HE WANTS YOU TO GET IT.
358
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,032
>> WHY DO I GOT TO GET IT?
359
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,100
>> JUST GO GET THE SOCK.
360
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,568
>> OKAY.
361
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,074
YEP. THAT'S A SOCK.
362
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,842
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
363
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,044
>> BEING SAFE.
364
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:19,911
IF YOU FALL,
365
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:20,879
THIS ROPE WILL KEEP YOU
366
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:21,913
FROM HITTING THE GROUND.
367
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,615
>> I'M NOT GOING TO FALL.
368
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:26,217
>> I DON'T KNOW.
369
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,652
[ BAG POPS ]
370
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,755
>> UGH! AH!
371
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,924
UGH. HELP ME!
372
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,559
CALL MY MOM!
373
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,827
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
374
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:39,864
>> CAPTAIN MAN
375
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,099
EMERGENCY HOTLINE.
376
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200
WHAT IS YOUR SITUATION?
377
00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,002
>> MY BROTHER'S DUMB FRIEND
378
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:44,969
FELL OUT OF THE WINDOW
379
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,005
AND NOW HE'S DANGLING.
380
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:47,906
>> HELP ME!
381
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,708
>> SEND CAPTAIN MAN.
382
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:50,575
>> I'M SORRY,
383
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:51,609
BUT THAT IS NOT A CAPTAIN MAN
384
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,610
TYPE OF EMERGENCY.
385
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,378
PLEASE,
386
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:54,979
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
387
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,115
>> HE'S NOT ON FIRE.
388
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,316
>> PIPER?
389
00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,751
>> I'M SORRY, BUT WE CANNOT--
390
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:00,752
>> WAIT.
391
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,388
WHAT IF I SET HIM ON FIRE?
392
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,856
THEN WILL CAPTAIN MAN COME
HERE?
393
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:08,126
>> GOODBYE.
394
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:08,560
>> DAH!
395
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,232
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. SEE--
396
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,200
>> HEY.
397
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,301
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
398
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,102
BOTHERING ME?
399
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,504
I'M BUSY.
400
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,206
>> BUT I TRIED TO GET A SELFIE
401
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,674
WITH CAPTAIN MAN.
402
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,175
I HAD A GREAT PLAN,
403
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:25,176
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
404
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:28,113
>> IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MY CLUB,
405
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,914
THEN GET A SELFIE
406
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,250
WITH CAPTAIN MAN.
407
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,918
>> BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE
IS.
408
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,754
HOW DO I FIND HIM?
409
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,855
>> MEH.
410
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,089
"HOW DO I FIND HIM?"
411
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,057
MEH.
412
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,159
THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.
413
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,730
>> SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE.
414
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,332
>> YOU SEE THIS?
415
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,299
THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME
416
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,434
YOU HAVE TO GET A SELFIE
417
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,802
WITH CAPTAIN MAN,
418
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:51,469
OR ELSE YOU'LL NEVER
419
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,638
JOIN THE MAN FANS.
420
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:54,706
>> BUT...
421
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,282
>> HEY, PIPES.
422
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:08,019
EVERYTHING OKAY?
423
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,053
>> YES. I'M NOT UPSET.
424
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:13,158
NOW, SHUT UP.
425
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,192
>> I OVERHEARD YOU TALKING
426
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,161
TO THAT GIRL FROM THE MAN FANS.
427
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,162
>> SO?
428
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,897
>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN
429
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,431
THAT CLUB SO BAD?
430
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,033
>> WELL, I JUST THINK
431
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,067
KID DANGER'S REALLY CUTE.
432
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:26,838
>> UGH, KILL ME.
433
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:27,939
>> AND EVERY WEEK
434
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:28,940
THE MAN FANS GET TOGETHER
435
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:29,941
AND TALK ABOUT STUFF THAT
436
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,276
CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER
437
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,110
ARE DOING, AND I JUST WANT
438
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,445
TO BE PART OF IT.
439
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,747
BUT HOW AM I GOING TO GET
440
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:36,781
A STUPID SELFIE
441
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,983
WITH CAPTAIN MAN?
442
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,890
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
443
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,058
I READ A RUMOR ONLINE
444
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,359
THAT CAPTAIN MAN MIGHT BE GOING
445
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,294
TO THE GALAXY WARS
446
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,028
PREMIERE TONIGHT.
447
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,095
>> REALLY?
448
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,264
WHERE ONLINE?
449
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,299
>> THEY...
450
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,266
THEY TOOK IT DOWN,
451
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,234
BUT I SAW IT AND IT SAID
452
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,336
HE WAS GOING TO BE THERE.
453
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,138
>> WAIT.
454
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:00,972
WHERE AM I GOING
455
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:04,242
TO GET A TICKET?
456
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,544
>> CHARLOTTE HAS AN EXTRA ONE.
457
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,479
I COULD ASK HER TO TAKE YOU.
458
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,348
>> WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO
ME?
459
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,183
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE
460
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,952
MY LITTLE SISTER AND I...
461
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,787
I DON'T KNOW. SHUT UP.
462
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,491
>> HENRY, LOOK!
463
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,360
I GOT YOUR SOCK!
464
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:36,608
[ CHATTER ]
465
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,508
>> HEY.
466
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,610
>> YOU FIND ANYTHING?
467
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,212
>> YEAH, I FOUND A GREAT PIC--
468
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:44,883
WHAT'S FUNNY?
469
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:45,984
>> ALL RIGHT.
470
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,018
>> SERIOUSLY.
471
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:47,819
>> YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF US.
472
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,453
KNOCK IT OFF.
473
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,153
COME ON. ENOUGH.
474
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,489
>> OKAY.
475
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,858
SO, YOU'RE A SKYNAUT?
476
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:57,562
>> A RED SKYNAUT.
477
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:01,499
>> AND I'M DUKE STARJACKER.
478
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,500
>> YEAH, YEAH.
479
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,501
YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING
480
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:04,469
WHEN WE CATCH THE SPOILER.
481
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,536
>> OH, RIGHT.
482
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,138
ABOUT THE SPOILER,
483
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,172
HERE'S A NEW PIC OF HIM
484
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,173
FROM A MONTH AGO.
485
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,178
>> GOT IT.
486
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,079
>> HEY, AND YOU'RE GOING
487
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:15,980
TO TAKE PIPER
488
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:16,814
TO THE MOVIE TONIGHT?
489
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,383
>> OH YEAH.
490
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,217
IT'S ALMOST 11:00.
491
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:19,784
I BETTER GO PICK HER UP.
492
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:20,585
>> OKAY.
493
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:21,152
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE MONOPLEX.
494
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:21,819
>> YEP.
495
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,431
>> WHAT YOU DOING
496
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,198
WITH THAT POPCORN?
497
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,066
>> PUTTING IT
498
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,268
IN MY ADVENTURE SACK.
499
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,169
>> YOU KNOW THEY SELL POPCORN
500
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,570
AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
501
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,438
>> YEAH, FOR LIKE
502
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,007
A BILLION DOLLARS.
503
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,442
>> OKAY, LET'S GO,
504
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,777
CORN SMUGGLER.
505
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:57,488
UP THE TUBE.
506
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,189
>> NO, MY POPCORN!
507
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,058
>> HA! YOUR SACK
508
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:00,458
HAS A HOLE IN IT.
509
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,126
>> ARG!
510
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,033
[ CHATTER ]
511
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:12,070
>> YOU SEE THE SPOILER?
512
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,573
>> NO, NOT YET.
513
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,208
>> RED SKYNAUT.
514
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,443
YOU ARE THE SWORN ENEMY
515
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,878
OF MENTO.
516
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,679
>> SORRY.
517
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,247
WE DON'T SPEAK NERD.
518
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,451
>> TRANYA.
519
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,553
YOU HAVE INSULTED MY TRIBE.
520
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,656
NOW TASTE THE TASSEL OF
TINKLON.
521
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,764
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
522
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:40,732
MOM!
523
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,668
A KID JUST BROKE MY GLOW BAT!
524
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:45,970
>> HOW ABOUT THOSE TWO SEATS
525
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:46,371
RIGHT THERE?
526
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,171
>> COOL.
527
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,509
HEY, HEY, HEY.
528
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,911
SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?
529
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:54,479
>> THE ONE WEARING
530
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,813
THE ME BUTTON?
531
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:56,581
>> YEAH.
532
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,582
THAT'S THE PRESIDENT
533
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,184
OF OUR FAN CLUB, THE MAN FANS.
534
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,152
SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEING
535
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,086
REALLY MEAN TO MY SISTER.
536
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:02,887
>> WOW.
537
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,422
>> WHAT?
538
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,590
>> HER BUTTON.
539
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,324
THAT'S A FANTASTIC
540
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,392
PICTURE OF ME.
541
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,794
>> OH, LET'S JUST SIT DOWN.
542
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,568
>> WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT?
543
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,237
>> [ GASPS ]
544
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,304
>> WHAT?
545
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,205
>> THAT'S PAULA MAKIATO.
546
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,843
HI, PAULA.
547
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,646
'SUP PAULA?
548
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,250
>> UNTIL YOU GET A SELFIE
549
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,184
WITH CAPTAIN MAN,
550
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,085
DON'T TALK TO ME,
551
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,553
DON'T LOOK AT ME,
552
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:36,421
AND DON'T EVEN THINK
553
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,890
ABOUT SITTING WITH US.
554
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:41,259
>> OKAY.
555
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,694
SORRY.
556
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:44,662
>> OKAY, I GOT SOMETHING
557
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,998
TO SAY TO THAT GIRL.
558
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,133
>> SHH. DON'T UPSET HER,
PLEASE.
559
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,102
I NEED HER TO LIKE ME.
560
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:51,803
>> OKAY.
561
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,837
BUT IF SHE LOOKS AT ME,
562
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:53,571
I'M GOING TO GIVE HER
563
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:54,205
ONE OF THESE.
564
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,778
>> HEY, I WANT POPCORN.
565
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:01,646
>> THERE'S NONE LEFT
566
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,680
IN YOUR ADVENTURE SACK?
567
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:03,781
>> YOU KNOW THERE'S NOT.
568
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,483
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
569
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,384
>> KEEP AN EYE OUT
570
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:07,185
FOR THE SPOILER.
571
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,719
>> YOU TOO.
572
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,430
>> EXCUSE ME.
573
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,033
HEY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!
574
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,367
>> IT'S THE SPOILER!
575
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,202
>> HE'S GOING
576
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,336
TO RUIN EVERYTHING!
577
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,504
[ MURMURING ]
578
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,106
>> I GOT SOME INFORMATION
579
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,074
ABOUT THE MOVIE!
580
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,344
>> RAY?
581
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,414
>> SO, GET THIS...
582
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,383
>> QUICK, EVERYONE DO THIS!
583
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,218
LA, LA, LA.
584
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,253
>> ALL: LA, LA, LA.
585
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,087
>> NO, DON'T DO THAT!
586
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,123
HEAR ME! HEAR ME!
587
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,429
>> HEY, YOU!
588
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,163
>> WHAT?
589
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,166
>> SHUT UP!
590
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,703
>> IT'S KID DANGER!
591
00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,737
OH MY GOD!
592
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:03,574
WE LOVE YOU, KID DANGER!
593
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,576
>> SPOILER ALERT...
594
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:06,377
I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL YOU.
595
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,179
>> YES!
596
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,314
THAT WAS THE PERFECT QUIP!
597
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,284
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
598
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,785
[ CROWD GASPS ]
599
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,389
[ GRUNTING ]
600
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,991
[ CHEERING ]
601
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,335
>> MAYBE I'LL JUST
602
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,103
BREAK YOUR ARM
603
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:32,770
AND THEN RUIN
604
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:33,337
THE MOVIE FOR EVERYONE.
605
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,440
>> GET YOUR HANDS
606
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,342
OFF KID DANGER!
607
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,343
[ SCREAMING ]
608
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,653
>> IT'S CAPTAIN MAN!
609
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,189
[ CHEERING ]
610
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,166
>> GO, PIPER!
611
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,100
>> YEAH!
612
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,804
WELL, THE SPOILER...
613
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,706
I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL--
614
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,242
>> I ALREADY QUIPPED THAT.
615
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,210
>> OH.
616
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,181
>> KID DANGER, CAN I HAVE A
HUG?
617
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,883
>> NOT RIGHT NOW.
618
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,985
I NEED TO GO STAND OVER THERE.
619
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:28,025
>> MOVE!
620
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,460
CAPTAIN MAN, I'M PAULA MAKIATO,
621
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,829
THE PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB,
622
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,531
THE MAN FANS.
623
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,632
I'M AWESOME.
624
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,069
>> YEAH, I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU.
625
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,640
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GIRL?
626
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,641
>> PIPER HART.
627
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:44,442
REMEMBER?
628
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:45,376
ONE TIME YOU SHOT
629
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,678
AN ALIEN OFF MY FACE?
630
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:48,512
>> OH YEAH.
631
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,848
WELL, PIPER HART,
632
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,483
YOU SHOWED EXTREME BRAVERY
633
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,417
BY USING THIS GLOW BAT
634
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:54,619
TO BEAT THE SPOILER
635
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,388
NEARLY HALF TO DEATH.
636
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:00,391
>> THANKS. I LOVED IT.
637
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:01,826
>> AND YOU...
638
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,727
YOU JUST SAT THERE
639
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,328
LIKE A PILE OF NOTHING.
640
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,130
>> BUT...
641
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,999
BUT I WAS GOING TO DO
SOMETHING.
642
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:08,933
>> MEH.
643
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,702
"I WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING."
644
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,904
THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.
645
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,541
>> AND NOW, I, CAPTAIN MAN,
646
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,277
DECLARE YOU, PIPER HART,
647
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,278
THE NEW PRESIDENT
648
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,412
OF THE MAN FANS.
649
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:22,013
[ CHEERING ]
650
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,887
I'M OKAY.
651
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,990
NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY
652
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,893
WE ALL WATCH GALAXY WARS 9?
653
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,963
>> WAIT! WAIT!
654
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,431
AS GUARDIAN OF THE THRONE
655
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,099
OF KRANDOR, I CHALLENGE
656
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,769
BOTH CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER
657
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,103
TO THE DUEL--
658
00:21:46,153 --> 00:21:50,703
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