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[ SIRENS WAILING ]

[ GUNSHOT ]

>> AAH!

[ BRAKES SCREECHING ]

[ CAR CRASHES ]

[ GASPING ]

[ SLASHING ]

[ SIGHING ]

>> AAH!

>> GET OFF.

[ SCREAMING ]

[ RATTLING ]

>> PIPER, PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN

IN THERE!

>> DON'T TELL ME

HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

[ GROWLING ]

>> WHOA!

>> AAH!

>> THAT SHOW IS INTENSE.

>> MY HEART'S ALL CRAMPED UP.

>> I'M SWEATING...

MORE THAN USUAL.

>> USE YOUR RAG.

>> OH YEAH, MY RAG.

>> SERIOUSLY, GUYS,

THAT WAS, LIKE,

THE BEST EPISODE EVER.

>> TRUE THAT.

>> TOTALLY.

BUT I'M SO SAD.

>> WHY?

>> ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE LEFT

OF WALKING ORANGE.

AND...

I DON'T WANT IT TO END.

>> ARE YOU CRYING?

>> NO.

MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING.

>> RAG.

>> OH YEAH, MY RAG.

>> HEY, I READ ONLINE

THAT NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE

IS GOING TO--

>> NO, NO, NO!

>> PLEASE, DON'T TELL US

ANYTHING ABOUT

THE SERIES FINALE.

>> DON'T SPOIL IT.

>> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY

THAT AFTER THE FINALE,

THEY'RE GOING TO RERUN

THE FIRST EPISODE.

>> OH.

>> OH.

>> SO YOU CAN

PUT THE PILLOWS DOWN.

>> HEY!

I NEED ONE OF YOU

TO BE MY CAMERAMAN.

>> WHAT KIND OF VIDEO

ARE YOU MAKING?

>> THE KIND THAT GETS ME

INTO THE MAN FANS.

>> THE MAN FANS?

>> IT'S A CLUB.

A BUNCH OF FANS OF CAPTAIN MAN.

>> AND KID DANGER.

>> AH.

>> AH.

>> IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET IN.

I TRIED TO JOIN

AND THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE ME.

>> HEY, EVERYONE

WHO'S SURPRISED BY THAT,

RAISE YOUR HAND.

OOH LOOK, NO ONE.

>> JUST BE CAREFUL.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE THAT GIRL

WHO'S PRESIDENT

OF THE MAN FANS,

PAULA MAKIATO, SHE'S MEAN.

>> WELL, SHE SAID

I COULD JOIN THE MAN FANS

IF I PASS MY INITIATION.

>> WHICH IS?

>> I GOT TO MAKE A VIDEO

OF ME EATING HAIR SOUP.

>> WHAT KIND OF SOUP?

>> HAIR.

I GOT THIS BIG BAG OF IT

FRESH FROM A BARBERSHOP FLOOR.

>> YOU CAN'T EAT SOUP

WITH A BUNCH OF HAIR IN IT.

>> OKAY, FIRST,

THE THINGS YOU SAY DON'T MATTER.

AND SECOND, I AM GOING

TO EAT THE HAIR SOUP

SO I CAN JOIN THE MAN FANS.

HOLD MY PHONE.

AND...

ROLL VIDEO.

>> OKAY.

GO.

>> HI, PAULA MAKIATO.

I WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLUB

SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO EAT

A BOWL OF...

HAIR SOUP.

>> CAN I HAVE SOME?

>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.

>> MY DAD WAS

AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.

>> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.

>> AND BY ACCIDENT,

HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.

AH!

>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE

AND MET

A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.

>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

NOW I PROTECT

THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.

WHO CALL ME...

>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...

>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.

>> CAPTAIN MAN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT

BEING A SUPERHERO

IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.

>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.

>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.

>> I, HENRY HART...

>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER

TELL ANYONE...

>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S

SECRET SIDEKICK.

>> IT IS DONE.

>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.

>> AND FIGHT CRIME.

>> FEELS GOOD.

>> CALL IT.

>> UP THE TUBE!

OH, MY BOOT.

>> HA!

>> YEAH, BABY, SERIES FINALE

OF WALKING ORANGE.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE

WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH

THE LAST EPISODE EVER.

>> I KNOW.

>> TELEVISION HISTORY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> IT'S TELEVISION'S

BIGGEST NIGHT...

THE TONY AWARDS.

>> NO!

>> I PUT IT

ON THE WRONG CHANNEL.

THERE, THERE, I FIX IT.

I FIX IT.

>> PREVIOUSLY,

ON WALKING ORANGE...

>> IT'S HAPPENING.

>> I LOVE THIS SHOW.

[ MESSAGE DINGING ]

>> NO.

>> OH, NO!

[ SCREAMING ]

>> JUST TURN IT OFF.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY DO WE NOT WATCH

WALKING ORANGE?

WHY YOU HEAVE YOUR PIZZA?

>> BECAUSE THE SPOILER

RUINED WALKING ORANGE.

>> STUPID "THE SPOILER."

>> WHO IS "THE SPOILER?"

>> HE'S THIS JERKY TEENAGER

HERE IN SWELLVIEW.

HE FINDS OUT WHAT'S GOING

TO HAPPEN ON TV SHOWS

AND MOVIES...

>> AND THEN HE TELLS PEOPLE

THE ENDING.

>> HE RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE.

>> NOT FOR ME.

I AM SMART.

I TURN MY PHONE OFF.

>> WELL, YIP-DEE-DOO

FOR YOU, SCHWOZ.

[ INCOMING CALL ALERT ]

>> WHAT, GOOCH?

>> DO YOU KNOW

WHAT THE SPOILER DID?

>> AH!

>> YEAH.

HE TEXTED ALL THREE OF US.

>> NO.

HE TEXTED EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW

AND TOLD THEM THE ENDING

OF WALKING ORANGE.

>> DON'T TELL ME.

>> HE SAID THAT RODRIGUEZ

KILLED MALLORY.

>> STOP IT.

>> AND THAT HE'S REALLY A COP.

>> NO!

>> THANKS FOR THE INFO, GOOCH.

>> OKAY, HOW'D THE SPOILER

FIGURE OUT HOW TO SEND

A TEXT MESSAGE

TO EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW?

>> AH, I DON'T KNOW.

>> ANYONE WITH LEVEL FIVE

COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE

COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT.

>> WELL, SOMEBODY'S

GOT TO STOP THE SPOILER.

>> RIGHT.

AND THAT PERSON IS US.

>> YOU MEAN...

THOSE PEOPLE...

ARE US.

YOU USED BAD GRAMMAR.

OW!

[ CHATTER ]

>> OKAY, PEOPLE.

LISTEN UP.

[ HORN BLOWS ]

ALL RIGHT, LET'S START

THIS MEETING OF THE MAN FANS.

>> WAIT. BEFORE WE START,

CAN WE WATCH THE VIDEO

ONE MORE TIME?

[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> I WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLUB

SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO EAT

A BOWL OF...

HAIR SOUP.

>> EW.

>> HI.

PRETTY GREAT VIDEO, RIGHT?

>> IT'S AN AMAZING VIDEO.

>> WE'VE WATCHED IT,

LIKE, 25 TIMES.

>> COOL. SO, WHERE DO I SIT?

>> ON YOUR BUTT.

>> "ON MY BUTT."

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

YEAH.

>> WELCOME TO THE MAN FANS,

PIPER.

[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]

>> HEY!

I'M THE PRESIDENT

OF THE MAN FANS

SO I SAY WHO GETS IN AND WHEN.

EVERYONE GOT THAT?

>> ALL: YES.

>> BUT YOU SAID

IF I MADE A VIDEO

OF ME EATING HAIR SOUP

I COULD BE A MEMBER.

>> WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND.

>> BUT I ATE HAIR.

>> SO?

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

WHAT THAT HAIR

DID TO MY STOMACH.

>> WELL, NOW IF YOU WANT

TO JOIN...

YOU HAVE TO SHOW US A SELFIE

OF YOU WITH CAPTAIN MAN.

>> BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED

TO FIND CAPTAIN MAN?

>> A REAL MAN FAN CAN FIND HIM.

RIGHT, GUYS?

[ CROWD MURMURS ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I AM A REAL MAN FAN,

AND I WILL GET A SELFIE

WITH HIM.

>> GREAT.

NOW, GET OUT.

>> I WILL GET OUT.

>> ONLY ONE CHIP LEFT.

>> RACE YOU FOR IT.

>> OKAY.

I'LL TRY.

>> HANDS ON THE TABLE.

ON THREE.

ONE--

COME ON,

YOU LITTLE CHIP SNATCHER.

[ INCOMING CALL ALERT ]

HEY, GOOCH.

WHAT'S UP?

>> SPOILER ALERT.

>> WAIT!

DON'T SAY ANYTHING

ABOUT THE GOOD WIFE,

I'M NOT CAUGHT UP YET.

>> NO.

MY SPOILER ALERT

IS ABOUT THE SPOILER.

>> OH.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT THE SPOILER?

>> WE RECEIVED A TIP

THAT HE'S PLANNING TO SHOW UP

AT THE SWELLVIEW MONOPLEX

TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT.

>> HMM. I WONDER WHY.

>> TOMORROW NIGHT

IS THE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE

OF GALAXY WARS 9.

>> OH MY GOD.

THANKS, GOOCH.

THE SPOILER MUST HAVE

INSIDE INFORMATION

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE.

>> HE'S GOING TO RUIN IT

FOR EVERYONE.

>> NOT IF YOU AND ME STOP HIM.

>> NOT IF YOU AND I STOP HIM.

>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

>> YOU SAID "YOU AND ME."

>> OKAY, WHO CARES?

>> WE HAVE GRAMMAR RULES

FOR A REASON.

>> HEY, GUESS WHAT?

>> WHAT?

>> OW!

>> YEAH. THERE YOU GO.

>> YOU KNOW, I GOT ONE, TOO.

>> OH, DO YOU? AH!

>> OW!

>> HEY!

>> OW!

AH! OH NO, NOT THE FACE!

>> AH! NOT THE BUTT!

AH!

>> PIPER?

>> I'M IN HENRY'S ROOM!

>> HEY, WHERE'S HENRY?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> BUT YOUR TEXT SAID

HE NEEDED ME FAST.

>> YEAH.

HENRY DROPPED A SOCK

OUT OF THE WINDOW

AND HE WANTS YOU TO GET IT.

>> WHY DO I GOT TO GET IT?

>> JUST GO GET THE SOCK.

>> OKAY.

YEP. THAT'S A SOCK.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> BEING SAFE.

IF YOU FALL,

THIS ROPE WILL KEEP YOU

FROM HITTING THE GROUND.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO FALL.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

[ BAG POPS ]

>> UGH! AH!

UGH. HELP ME!

CALL MY MOM!

[ ALARM BEEPING ]

>> CAPTAIN MAN

EMERGENCY HOTLINE.

WHAT IS YOUR SITUATION?

>> MY BROTHER'S DUMB FRIEND

FELL OUT OF THE WINDOW

AND NOW HE'S DANGLING.

>> HELP ME!

>> SEND CAPTAIN MAN.

>> I'M SORRY,

BUT THAT IS NOT A CAPTAIN MAN

TYPE OF EMERGENCY.

PLEASE,

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

>> HE'S NOT ON FIRE.

>> PIPER?

>> I'M SORRY, BUT WE CANNOT--

>> WAIT.

WHAT IF I SET HIM ON FIRE?

THEN WILL CAPTAIN MAN COME HERE?

>> GOODBYE.

>> DAH!

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. SEE--

>> HEY.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

BOTHERING ME?

I'M BUSY.

>> BUT I TRIED TO GET A SELFIE

WITH CAPTAIN MAN.

I HAD A GREAT PLAN,

BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.

>> IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MY CLUB,

THEN GET A SELFIE

WITH CAPTAIN MAN.

>> BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

HOW DO I FIND HIM?

>> MEH.

"HOW DO I FIND HIM?"

MEH.

THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.

>> SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE.

>> YOU SEE THIS?

THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME

YOU HAVE TO GET A SELFIE

WITH CAPTAIN MAN,

OR ELSE YOU'LL NEVER

JOIN THE MAN FANS.

>> BUT...

>> HEY, PIPES.

EVERYTHING OKAY?

>> YES. I'M NOT UPSET.

NOW, SHUT UP.

>> I OVERHEARD YOU TALKING

TO THAT GIRL FROM THE MAN FANS.

>> SO?

>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN

THAT CLUB SO BAD?

>> WELL, I JUST THINK

KID DANGER'S REALLY CUTE.

>> UGH, KILL ME.

>> AND EVERY WEEK

THE MAN FANS GET TOGETHER

AND TALK ABOUT STUFF THAT

CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER

ARE DOING, AND I JUST WANT

TO BE PART OF IT.

BUT HOW AM I GOING TO GET

A STUPID SELFIE

WITH CAPTAIN MAN?

>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

I READ A RUMOR ONLINE

THAT CAPTAIN MAN MIGHT BE GOING

TO THE GALAXY WARS

PREMIERE TONIGHT.

>> REALLY?

WHERE ONLINE?

>> THEY...

THEY TOOK IT DOWN,

BUT I SAW IT AND IT SAID

HE WAS GOING TO BE THERE.

>> WAIT.

WHERE AM I GOING

TO GET A TICKET?

>> CHARLOTTE HAS AN EXTRA ONE.

I COULD ASK HER TO TAKE YOU.

>> WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME?

>> BECAUSE YOU'RE

MY LITTLE SISTER AND I...

I DON'T KNOW. SHUT UP.

>> HENRY, LOOK!

I GOT YOUR SOCK!

[ CHATTER ]

>> HEY.

>> YOU FIND ANYTHING?

>> YEAH, I FOUND A GREAT PIC--

WHAT'S FUNNY?

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> SERIOUSLY.

>> YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF US.

KNOCK IT OFF.

COME ON. ENOUGH.

>> OKAY.

SO, YOU'RE A SKYNAUT?

>> A RED SKYNAUT.

>> AND I'M DUKE STARJACKER.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING

WHEN WE CATCH THE SPOILER.

>> OH, RIGHT.

ABOUT THE SPOILER,

HERE'S A NEW PIC OF HIM

FROM A MONTH AGO.

>> GOT IT.

>> HEY, AND YOU'RE GOING

TO TAKE PIPER

TO THE MOVIE TONIGHT?

>> OH YEAH.

IT'S ALMOST 11:00.

I BETTER GO PICK HER UP.

>> OKAY.

WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE MONOPLEX.

>> YEP.

>> WHAT YOU DOING

WITH THAT POPCORN?

>> PUTTING IT

IN MY ADVENTURE SACK.

>> YOU KNOW THEY SELL POPCORN

AT THE MOVIE THEATER.

>> YEAH, FOR LIKE

A BILLION DOLLARS.

>> OKAY, LET'S GO,

CORN SMUGGLER.

UP THE TUBE.

>> NO, MY POPCORN!

>> HA! YOUR SACK

HAS A HOLE IN IT.

>> ARG!

[ CHATTER ]

>> YOU SEE THE SPOILER?

>> NO, NOT YET.

>> RED SKYNAUT.

YOU ARE THE SWORN ENEMY

OF MENTO.

>> SORRY.

WE DON'T SPEAK NERD.

>> TRANYA.

YOU HAVE INSULTED MY TRIBE.

NOW TASTE THE TASSEL OF TINKLON.

WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

MOM!

A KID JUST BROKE MY GLOW BAT!

>> HOW ABOUT THOSE TWO SEATS

RIGHT THERE?

>> COOL.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?

>> THE ONE WEARING

THE ME BUTTON?

>> YEAH.

THAT'S THE PRESIDENT

OF OUR FAN CLUB, THE MAN FANS.

SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEING

REALLY MEAN TO MY SISTER.

>> WOW.

>> WHAT?

>> HER BUTTON.

THAT'S A FANTASTIC

PICTURE OF ME.

>> OH, LET'S JUST SIT DOWN.

>> WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT?

>> [ GASPS ]

>> WHAT?

>> THAT'S PAULA MAKIATO.

HI, PAULA.

'SUP PAULA?

>> UNTIL YOU GET A SELFIE

WITH CAPTAIN MAN,

DON'T TALK TO ME,

DON'T LOOK AT ME,

AND DON'T EVEN THINK

ABOUT SITTING WITH US.

>> OKAY.

SORRY.

>> OKAY, I GOT SOMETHING

TO SAY TO THAT GIRL.

>> SHH. DON'T UPSET HER, PLEASE.

I NEED HER TO LIKE ME.

>> OKAY.

BUT IF SHE LOOKS AT ME,

I'M GOING TO GIVE HER

ONE OF THESE.

>> HEY, I WANT POPCORN.

>> THERE'S NONE LEFT

IN YOUR ADVENTURE SACK?

>> YOU KNOW THERE'S NOT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> KEEP AN EYE OUT

FOR THE SPOILER.

>> YOU TOO.

>> EXCUSE ME.

HEY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!

>> IT'S THE SPOILER!

>> HE'S GOING

TO RUIN EVERYTHING!

[ MURMURING ]

>> I GOT SOME INFORMATION

ABOUT THE MOVIE!

>> RAY?

>> SO, GET THIS...

>> QUICK, EVERYONE DO THIS!

LA, LA, LA.

>> ALL: LA, LA, LA.

>> NO, DON'T DO THAT!

HEAR ME! HEAR ME!

>> HEY, YOU!

>> WHAT?

>> SHUT UP!

>> IT'S KID DANGER!

OH MY GOD!

WE LOVE YOU, KID DANGER!

>> SPOILER ALERT...

I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL YOU.

>> YES!

THAT WAS THE PERFECT QUIP!

>> GET OUT OF HERE!

[ CROWD GASPS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ CHEERING ]

>> MAYBE I'LL JUST

BREAK YOUR ARM

AND THEN RUIN

THE MOVIE FOR EVERYONE.

>> GET YOUR HANDS

OFF KID DANGER!

[ SCREAMING ]

>> IT'S CAPTAIN MAN!

[ CHEERING ]

>> GO, PIPER!

>> YEAH!

WELL, THE SPOILER...

I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL--

>> I ALREADY QUIPPED THAT.

>> OH.

>> KID DANGER, CAN I HAVE A HUG?

>> NOT RIGHT NOW.

I NEED TO GO STAND OVER THERE.

>> MOVE!

CAPTAIN MAN, I'M PAULA MAKIATO,

THE PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB,

THE MAN FANS.

I'M AWESOME.

>> YEAH, I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GIRL?

>> PIPER HART.

REMEMBER?

ONE TIME YOU SHOT

AN ALIEN OFF MY FACE?

>> OH YEAH.

WELL, PIPER HART,

YOU SHOWED EXTREME BRAVERY

BY USING THIS GLOW BAT

TO BEAT THE SPOILER

NEARLY HALF TO DEATH.

>> THANKS. I LOVED IT.

>> AND YOU...

YOU JUST SAT THERE

LIKE A PILE OF NOTHING.

>> BUT...

BUT I WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING.

>> MEH.

"I WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING."

THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.

>> AND NOW, I, CAPTAIN MAN,

DECLARE YOU, PIPER HART,

THE NEW PRESIDENT

OF THE MAN FANS.

[ CHEERING ]

I'M OKAY.

NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY

WE ALL WATCH GALAXY WARS 9?

>> WAIT! WAIT!

AS GUARDIAN OF THE THRONE

OF KRANDOR, I CHALLENGE

BOTH CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER

TO THE DUEL--

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