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[ MUSIC ]

>> 1,000.

>> THE NUMBER OF TIMES

YOU FORGOT TO WEAR UNDERWEAR.

>> NO. THAT ONLY HAPPENED,

LIKE, NINE TIMES.

TEN.

>> OKAY. SO, 1,000 WHAT?

>> SIT-UPS.

I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT SIT-UPS, BOY.

>> NO WAY YOU CAN DO

1,000 SIT-UPS.

>> NOT IN A ROW.

BUT I'VE DONE FOUR SIT-UPS

EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 250 DAYS,

WHICH IS 1,000.

>> WOW. HARDCORE.

>> PUNCH ME.

PUNCH ME RIGHT IN THE GUT.

[ GROANING ]

>> YOU OKAY?

>> YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO REST

DOWN HERE FOR A MINUTE.

>> OKAY.

>> AND THIS IS FOR YOU.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.

A GRILLED CHEESE WITH SKEEZITS.

>> WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS?

>> BECAUSE I'M YOUR SISTER,

AND I LOVE YOU.

>> DON'T TRUST HER.

>> IT WON'T EXPLODE.

JUST ENJOY IT.

OH, HEY, CAN I BORROW

YOUR YO PRO CAMERA?

>> I KNEW IT.

>> WHAT?

>> YOU BROUGHT ME THIS

BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING.

>> COME ON, MAN.

>> NO WAY.

I SPENT OVER A HUNDRED BUCKS

ON THAT THING

AND I'M NOT LENDING IT

TO ANYBODY.

SORRY.

>> I TOLD YOU SO.

[ DOOR KNOCKING ]

>> HEY, HENRY. YOU READY?

>> YEAH, I JUST GOT

TO GRAB MY JACKET.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED,

BUT THERE'S A JASPER

ON YOUR FLOOR.

EATING DIRTY SKEEZITS.

>> YEAH.

HEY, JASP, ME AND CHAR

ARE GOING TO HEAD OVER

TO JUNK-N-STUFF.

>> [ GRUNTS ] HAVE FUN.

>> YOU OKAY?

YOU WANT SOME WATER

OR SOMETHING?

>> YEAH.

>> SINK'S IN THE KITCHEN.

[ GRUNTING ]

>> I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE

A YO PRO CAMERA I CAN BORROW.

>> NAH.

MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE ME

TO HAVE THINGS.

>> GREAT.

>> DUDE, IF YOU NEED A YO PRO,

JUST GO BUY ONE.

>> YOU SEE A MONEY TREE

GROWING OUT OF MY BUTT?

>> WELL, THEN SELL SOMETHI

TO GET SOME MONEY.

>> SELL WHAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S GOT TO BE

SOMETHING AROUND HERE

YOU DON'T WANT ANYMORE.

>> LIKE MY OLD PLAYHOUSE

IN THE BACKYARD?

>> OH YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.

A PLAYHOUSE IS PROPERTY.

>> SO?

>> TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL FIX UP YOUR OLD PLAYHOUSE,

MAKE IT LOOK ALL NICE,

AND THEN I'LL HELP YOU SELL IT.

>> AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> WE SPLIT THE MONEY

FROM THE SALE.

YOU GET HALF, I GET HALF.

>> A'IGHT. I'LL DO THAT.

>> DEAL.

>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.

>> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.

AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT,

>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.

>> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH!

HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE

AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET

>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.

AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT

>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.

NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME...

THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...

WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME.

>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN.

>> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

>> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT

>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO

IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.

BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP.

IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.

>> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART...

>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER

>> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE...

>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S

TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.

>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE.

SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.

>> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME.

>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD.

>> CALL IT.

>> UP THE TUBE!

OH, MY BOOT.

>> AH!

>> HEY.

HEY, CHAR?

>> YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

>> HAVE YOU,

HAVE YOU BEEN NOTICING ANYTHING,

LIKE, WEIRD ABOUT RAY?

>> EVERY DAY, ALL THE TIME.

WHY?

>> NO, I MEAN...

HE'S BEEN TALKING...

LIKE WHEN NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND.

>> YOU MEAN TALKING TO HIMSELF?

>> YEAH.

LIKE, FULL-ON CONVERSATIONS

WITH PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THERE.

>> WELL, MY UNCLE ROSCO

TALKS TO HIS FOOD BEFORE HE EATS IT. >> WHAT'S HE SAY?

BEFORE HE EATS IT. >> WHAT'S HE SAY? >> STUFF LIKE...

>> WHAT'S HE SAY? >> STUFF LIKE... "WELL, HELLO, HAMBURGER.

>> STUFF LIKE... "WELL, HELLO, HAMBURGER. YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE

"WELL, HELLO, HAMBURGER. YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO BELLY TOWN."

YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO BELLY TOWN." >> IS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION?

A TRIP DOWN TO BELLY TOWN." >> IS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION? NO, I CAN'T GO RIDE

>> IS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION? NO, I CAN'T GO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS WITH YOU

NO, I CAN'T GO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS WITH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB.

ROLLER COASTERS WITH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB. AND STOP POKING ME.

BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB. AND STOP POKING ME. HEY, GUYS.

AND STOP POKING ME. HEY, GUYS. YOU FIND OUT ANY MORE INFO

HEY, GUYS. YOU FIND OUT ANY MORE INFO ON THAT MOTORCYCLE THIEF?

YOU FIND OUT ANY MORE INFO ON THAT MOTORCYCLE THIEF? WILL YOU NOT STAND

ON THAT MOTORCYCLE THIEF? WILL YOU NOT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME?

WILL YOU NOT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME? I CAN FEEL YOU

SO CLOSE TO ME? I CAN FEEL YOU BREATHING ON MY NECK.

I CAN FEEL YOU BREATHING ON MY NECK. THANK YOU.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT ME? >> UH... >> BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING

>> UH... >> BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO NOBODY.

>> BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO NOBODY. >> SHH.

TO NOBODY. >> SHH. >> IT'S GOT TO BE SAID.

>> SHH. >> IT'S GOT TO BE SAID. >> RIGHT, I HAVEN'T

>> IT'S GOT TO BE SAID. >> RIGHT, I HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOU TO BRAD.

>> RIGHT, I HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOU TO BRAD. BRAD, THIS IS HENRY

INTRODUCED YOU TO BRAD. BRAD, THIS IS HENRY AND CHARLOTTE.

BRAD, THIS IS HENRY AND CHARLOTTE. GUYS, THIS IS INVISIBLE BRAD.

AND CHARLOTTE. GUYS, THIS IS INVISIBLE BRAD. >> HI, BRAD.

GUYS, THIS IS INVISIBLE BRAD. >> HI, BRAD. >> LOOKING GOOD, BRAD.

>> BRAD, SAY HI. BRAD? COME ON, BRAD.

BRAD? COME ON, BRAD. HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THIS.

COME ON, BRAD. HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THIS. BRAD?

HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THIS. BRAD? BRAD?

BRAD? BRAD? WHERE ARE YOU?

BRAD? WHERE ARE YOU? COME ON,

WHERE ARE YOU? COME ON, THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, MAN.

COME ON, THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, MAN. BRAD!

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, MAN. BRAD! >> THIS IS SO SAD.

BRAD! >> THIS IS SO SAD. >> HE'S NOT OKAY.

>> THIS IS SO SAD. >> HE'S NOT OKAY. >> AH! GOTCHA.

>> HE'S NOT OKAY. >> AH! GOTCHA. [ GRUNTING ]

COME HERE. NOW, SAY HELLO TO THOSE KIDS.

>> HEY, GUYS. I'M BRAD.

>> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN INVISIBLE PERSON. >> OKAY, WHAT WOULD

AS AN INVISIBLE PERSON. >> OKAY, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU BELIEVE

>> OKAY, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU BELIEVE THAT BRAD'S REAL?

MAKE YOU BELIEVE THAT BRAD'S REAL? >> LET'S SEE HIM SLAP HENRY.

THAT BRAD'S REAL? >> LET'S SEE HIM SLAP HENRY. >> YEAH. COME ON, SLAP ME, BRAD.

>> LET'S SEE HIM SLAP HENRY. >> YEAH. COME ON, SLAP ME, BRAD. RIGHT HERE ON MY--

>> YEAH. COME ON, SLAP ME, BRAD. RIGHT HERE ON MY-- [ SLAPS ]

>> [ BOTH ] HEY, BRAD.

>> LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 14 SQUARE FEET, IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC.

14 SQUARE FEET, IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC. THIS IS A NICE HOUSE.

IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC. THIS IS A NICE HOUSE. >> IT'S OLD AND DISGUSTING.

THIS IS A NICE HOUSE. >> IT'S OLD AND DISGUSTING. >> NO, WE JUST HOSE IT DOWN,

>> IT'S OLD AND DISGUSTING. >> NO, WE JUST HOSE IT DOWN, FIX THE CRACKS,

>> NO, WE JUST HOSE IT DOWN, FIX THE CRACKS, SHINE IT UP ALL NICE,

FIX THE CRACKS, SHINE IT UP ALL NICE, AND I BET YOU WE GET

SHINE IT UP ALL NICE, AND I BET YOU WE GET A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR IT.

AND I BET YOU WE GET A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR IT. >> SERIOUSLY?

A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR IT. >> SERIOUSLY? >> YEAH.

>> SERIOUSLY? >> YEAH. THERE'S A BIG DEMAND

>> YEAH. THERE'S A BIG DEMAND FOR PLAYHOUSES LIKE THIS.

THERE'S A BIG DEMAND FOR PLAYHOUSES LIKE THIS. NOW, LET ME CHECK OUT

FOR PLAYHOUSES LIKE THIS. NOW, LET ME CHECK OUT THE INSIDE.

NOW, LET ME CHECK OUT THE INSIDE. OR AS WE SAY, THE INTERIOR.

OH YEAH. THIS IS NICE. AND IT'S EVEN GOT IT'S--

THIS IS NICE. AND IT'S EVEN GOT IT'S-- [ SCREAMING ]

>> WHAT'S IN THERE?

>> THAT BEAST WAS LIVING IN YOUR PLAYHOUSE. >> HEY! YOU OWE ME RENT!

[ SCREAMS ]

>> HEY, PASS THE KETCHUP? >> SURE. HERE YOU GO.

>> SO, BRAD, I HAVE A QUESTION. DID SOMETHING MAKE YOU BECOME INVISIBLE

DID SOMETHING MAKE YOU BECOME INVISIBLE OR WERE YOU JUST BORN THIS WAY?

MAKE YOU BECOME INVISIBLE OR WERE YOU JUST BORN THIS WAY? >> NAH, NOBODY'S BORN INVISIBLE.

OR WERE YOU JUST BORN THIS WAY? >> NAH, NOBODY'S BORN INVISIBLE. >> WAIT, I THOUGHT

>> NAH, NOBODY'S BORN INVISIBLE. >> WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT THERE.

>> WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT THERE. >> I WAS. BUT...

YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT THERE. >> I WAS. BUT... MY LEG WAS CRAMPING UP

>> I WAS. BUT... MY LEG WAS CRAMPING UP SO I'M WALKING AROUND.

MY LEG WAS CRAMPING UP SO I'M WALKING AROUND. >> HOW DO WE TALK TO A GUY

SO I'M WALKING AROUND. >> HOW DO WE TALK TO A GUY WE CAN'T SEE?

>> HOW DO WE TALK TO A GUY WE CAN'T SEE? >> HERE, BRAD.

WE CAN'T SEE? >> HERE, BRAD. PUT THESE ON AND SIT DOWN.

>> HERE, BRAD. PUT THESE ON AND SIT DOWN. >> YEAH, OKAY.

>> SO, YOU TURNED INVISIBLE, LIKE, WHEN? >> FIVE YEARS AGO.

LIKE, WHEN? >> FIVE YEARS AGO. IT WAS ALL CAPTAIN MAN'S FAULT.

>> FIVE YEARS AGO. IT WAS ALL CAPTAIN MAN'S FAULT. >> [ SIGHS ] HERE WE GO AGAIN.

IT WAS ALL CAPTAIN MAN'S FAULT. >> [ SIGHS ] HERE WE GO AGAIN. >> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

>> [ SIGHS ] HERE WE GO AGAIN. >> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? >> OKAY, SEE, I WAS BEING

>> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? >> OKAY, SEE, I WAS BEING CHASED BY THIS INSANE CRIMINAL

>> OKAY, SEE, I WAS BEING CHASED BY THIS INSANE CRIMINAL WHO WANTED TO TURN ME INVISIBLE.

CHASED BY THIS INSANE CRIMINAL WHO WANTED TO TURN ME INVISIBLE. >> WHY?

WHO WANTED TO TURN ME INVISIBLE. >> WHY? >> I DON'T KNOW,

>> WHY? >> I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE HE HATED ME

>> I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE HE HATED ME AND I GUESS HE KNEW

BECAUSE HE HATED ME AND I GUESS HE KNEW HOW MUCH I ENJOY BEING VISIBLE?

AND I GUESS HE KNEW HOW MUCH I ENJOY BEING VISIBLE? >> YEAH, LIKE I USED TO BE.

HOW MUCH I ENJOY BEING VISIBLE? >> YEAH, LIKE I USED TO BE. >> IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

>> YEAH, LIKE I USED TO BE. >> IT WASN'T MY FAULT. >> YES IT WAS.

>> IT WASN'T MY FAULT. >> YES IT WAS. >> JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.

>> YES IT WAS. >> JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. >> OKAY, SO THIS EVIL DUDE

>> JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. >> OKAY, SO THIS EVIL DUDE WAS FIRING AT ME

>> OKAY, SO THIS EVIL DUDE WAS FIRING AT ME WITH HIS INVISIBLASTER, RIGHT?

WAS FIRING AT ME WITH HIS INVISIBLASTER, RIGHT? >> I WAS JUST RIDING MY BIKE,

WITH HIS INVISIBLASTER, RIGHT? >> I WAS JUST RIDING MY BIKE, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.

>> I WAS JUST RIDING MY BIKE, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. >> WHEN I DOVE OUT OF THE WAY,

MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. >> WHEN I DOVE OUT OF THE WAY, THE INVISIBLASTER'S BEAM

>> WHEN I DOVE OUT OF THE WAY, THE INVISIBLASTER'S BEAM MISSED ME AND--

THE INVISIBLASTER'S BEAM MISSED ME AND-- >> HIT ME.

MISSED ME AND-- >> HIT ME. AND THAT'S HOW CAPTAIN MAN

>> HIT ME. AND THAT'S HOW CAPTAIN MAN RUINED MY LIFE.

AND THAT'S HOW CAPTAIN MAN RUINED MY LIFE. >> HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

RUINED MY LIFE. >> HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'D BE RIDING YOUR BIKE

>> HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'D BE RIDING YOUR BIKE RIGHT BEHIND ME?

YOU'D BE RIDING YOUR BIKE RIGHT BEHIND ME? >> YOU OWE ME.

>> LOOK, DIDN'T I LEND YOU 4,000 BUCKS SO YOU COULD BUY THAT HOT TUB?

DIDN'T I LEND YOU 4,000 BUCKS SO YOU COULD BUY THAT HOT TUB? DIDN'T I LET YOU STAY HERE

SO YOU COULD BUY THAT HOT TUB? DIDN'T I LET YOU STAY HERE IN THE MAN CAVE FOR TWO MONTHS

DIDN'T I LET YOU STAY HERE IN THE MAN CAVE FOR TWO MONTHS AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND

IN THE MAN CAVE FOR TWO MONTHS AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU?

AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU? AND WHO PAID

DUMPED YOU? AND WHO PAID FOR THAT NOSE JOB, HUH?

AND WHO PAID FOR THAT NOSE JOB, HUH? THIS GUY.

FOR THAT NOSE JOB, HUH? THIS GUY. >> GREAT.

THIS GUY. >> GREAT. NOW I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NOSE

>> GREAT. NOW I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NOSE THAT NO ONE WILL EVER SEE.

NOW I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NOSE THAT NO ONE WILL EVER SEE. >> THEIR RELATIONSHIP

THAT NO ONE WILL EVER SEE. >> THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY COMPLICATED.

>> THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY COMPLICATED. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME,

IS REALLY COMPLICATED. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, BRAD?

>> I WANT TO BE YOUR SIDEKICK. >> WHAT? >> HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA, HEY.

>> WHAT? >> HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA, HEY. RAY'S ALREADY GOT A SIDEKICK,

>> HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA, HEY. RAY'S ALREADY GOT A SIDEKICK, ME.

RAY'S ALREADY GOT A SIDEKICK, ME. >> YOU'RE JUST A KID,

ME. >> YOU'RE JUST A KID, WHO'S VISIBLE.

>> YOU'RE JUST A KID, WHO'S VISIBLE. >> OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME

WHO'S VISIBLE. >> OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME JUST BECAUSE I'M VISIBLE

>> OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME JUST BECAUSE I'M VISIBLE AND YOU'RE NOT?

JUST BECAUSE I'M VISIBLE AND YOU'RE NOT? >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON.

AND YOU'RE NOT? >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON. LET'S NOT PLAY

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON. LET'S NOT PLAY THE VISIBILITY CARD.

LET'S NOT PLAY THE VISIBILITY CARD. >> BRAD, I THINK

THE VISIBILITY CARD. >> BRAD, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO.

>> BRAD, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO. >> WAIT.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO. >> WAIT. THINK ABOUT WHAT A GREAT

>> WAIT. THINK ABOUT WHAT A GREAT SIDEKICK I'D BE.

THINK ABOUT WHAT A GREAT SIDEKICK I'D BE. I COULD SNEAK UP ON

SIDEKICK I'D BE. I COULD SNEAK UP ON BAD GUYS, AND THEN...

I COULD SNEAK UP ON BAD GUYS, AND THEN... [ PUNCHES ]

BAD GUYS, AND THEN... [ PUNCHES ] >> OW!

[ PUNCHES ] >> OW! I'M OKAY.

>> OW! I'M OKAY. >> SEE? YOU NEVER SAW

I'M OKAY. >> SEE? YOU NEVER SAW THAT PUNCH COMING.

>> SEE? YOU NEVER SAW THAT PUNCH COMING. >> LOOK, I ALREADY HAVE

THAT PUNCH COMING. >> LOOK, I ALREADY HAVE AN EXCELLENT SIDEKICK

>> LOOK, I ALREADY HAVE AN EXCELLENT SIDEKICK AND THAT'S HENRY.

AN EXCELLENT SIDEKICK AND THAT'S HENRY. >> THANK YOU.

AND THAT'S HENRY. >> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> THANK YOU. >> ALL RIGHT. WHAT IF HENRY QUITS?

>> ALL RIGHT. WHAT IF HENRY QUITS? >> I'M NEVER GOING TO QUIT.

WHAT IF HENRY QUITS? >> I'M NEVER GOING TO QUIT. >> HE'S NOT QUITTING.

>> I'M NEVER GOING TO QUIT. >> HE'S NOT QUITTING. >> BUT WHAT IF HE DOES?

>> HE'S NOT QUITTING. >> BUT WHAT IF HE DOES? THEN WHAT?

>> BUT WHAT IF HE DOES? THEN WHAT? >> ALL RIGHT, BRAD.

THEN WHAT? >> ALL RIGHT, BRAD. IF HENRY EVER QUITS,

>> ALL RIGHT, BRAD. IF HENRY EVER QUITS, YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK, OKAY?

IF HENRY EVER QUITS, YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK, OKAY? ANYTHING ELSE?

YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK, OKAY? ANYTHING ELSE? >> YEAH. I WANT YOUR SHIRT.

ANYTHING ELSE? >> YEAH. I WANT YOUR SHIRT. >> YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SHIRT.

>> YEAH. I WANT YOUR SHIRT. >> YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SHIRT. HEY.

>> YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SHIRT. HEY. BRAD.

HEY. BRAD. GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK, BRAD.

BRAD. GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK, BRAD. BRAD!

GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK, BRAD. BRAD! KIDS, DON'T LOOK AT THIS.

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, SO, OKAY.

IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, SO, OKAY. AH!

OKAY. AH! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, MAN.

AH! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, MAN. BRAD.

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, MAN. BRAD. BRAD!

BRAD. BRAD! YOU DON'T WEAR CLOTHES ANYWAY.

[ GRUNTS ] >> OH, WHAT THE... WHAT'S GOIN ON?

>> OH, WHAT THE... WHAT'S GOIN ON? >> QUIT YOUR JOB.

WHAT'S GOIN ON? >> QUIT YOUR JOB. [ FOOTSTEPS ]

>> QUIT YOUR JOB. [ FOOTSTEPS ] [ BUSHES RUSTLING ]

[ FOOTSTEPS ] [ BUSHES RUSTLING ] [ THUMPS ]

>> UH... DID YOU FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE, TOO?

>> HENRY! >> WHOA, WHAT, WHAT? >> WHY YOU SLEEPING?

>> WHOA, WHAT, WHAT? >> WHY YOU SLEEPING? >> BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT,

>> WHY YOU SLEEPING? >> BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT, AND THIS INVISIBLE GUY

>> BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT, AND THIS INVISIBLE GUY KEPT SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM,

AND THIS INVISIBLE GUY KEPT SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM, AND FLIPPING MY BED OVER, AND...

KEPT SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM, AND FLIPPING MY BED OVER, AND... THAT'S THE DREAM I KEPT HAVING.

>> WELL, WILL YOU PASS OUT SOME OF THESE FLYERS FOR ME? >> WHAT ARE THESE?

SOME OF THESE FLYERS FOR ME? >> WHAT ARE THESE? >> THEY'RE FOR A HOUSE

>> WHAT ARE THESE? >> THEY'RE FOR A HOUSE I'M SELLING WITH PIPER.

>> THEY'RE FOR A HOUSE I'M SELLING WITH PIPER. I'M HER REAL ESTATE AGENT.

I'M SELLING WITH PIPER. I'M HER REAL ESTATE AGENT. [ BELL RINGS ]

I'M HER REAL ESTATE AGENT. [ BELL RINGS ] >> ISN'T THIS

[ BELL RINGS ] >> ISN'T THIS HER OLD, GROSS PLAYHOUSE

>> ISN'T THIS HER OLD, GROSS PLAYHOUSE THAT'S BEEN SITTING

HER OLD, GROSS PLAYHOUSE THAT'S BEEN SITTING IN MY BACKYARD

THAT'S BEEN SITTING IN MY BACKYARD FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS?

IN MY BACKYARD FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS? >> YEAH, BUT I TOTALLY

FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS? >> YEAH, BUT I TOTALLY REMODELED IT.

>> YEAH, BUT I TOTALLY REMODELED IT. I'M TELLING YOU,

REMODELED IT. I'M TELLING YOU, FOR THE RIGHT BUYER, THIS--

I'M TELLING YOU, FOR THE RIGHT BUYER, THIS-- >> HENRY. HENRY, I...

FOR THE RIGHT BUYER, THIS-- >> HENRY. HENRY, I... >> HI, MISS SHAPEN.

>> HENRY. HENRY, I... >> HI, MISS SHAPEN. >> I NEED TO TALK TO HENRY.

>> HI, MISS SHAPEN. >> I NEED TO TALK TO HENRY. >> OKAY.

>> ONE... TWO... >> [ SCREAMING ]

TWO... >> [ SCREAMING ] >> HENRY, I NEED SOME ADVICE.

>> [ SCREAMING ] >> HENRY, I NEED SOME ADVICE. >> WHAT ABOUT?

>> HENRY, I NEED SOME ADVICE. >> WHAT ABOUT? >> WELL, I JOINED

>> WHAT ABOUT? >> WELL, I JOINED THIS NEW ONLINE DATING SERVICE,

>> WELL, I JOINED THIS NEW ONLINE DATING SERVICE, DONTLETMEDIEALONE.COM.

THIS NEW ONLINE DATING SERVICE, DONTLETMEDIEALONE.COM. >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

DONTLETMEDIEALONE.COM. >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. >> NONE OF THE MEN

>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. >> NONE OF THE MEN ARE CONTACTING ME.

>> NONE OF THE MEN ARE CONTACTING ME. >> OH.

ARE CONTACTING ME. >> OH. WELL, THAT'S VERY COMMON

>> OH. WELL, THAT'S VERY COMMON FOR PEOPLE OF...

WELL, THAT'S VERY COMMON FOR PEOPLE OF... YOURSELF.

>> IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU-- [ SCREAMS ]

>> UGH. >> WHAT THE BUCKET? >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> WHAT THE BUCKET? >> [ SCREAMING ] OW!

>> [ SCREAMING ] OW! >> QUIT YOUR JOB.

OW! >> QUIT YOUR JOB. [ FOOTSTEPS RUNNING AWAY ]

[ DISTANT CHATTER ] >> OOH, HERE THEY COME. NOW, ACT PROFESSIONAL

>> OOH, HERE THEY COME. NOW, ACT PROFESSIONAL AND BE NICE.

NOW, ACT PROFESSIONAL AND BE NICE. >> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

AND BE NICE. >> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. >> DO YOU WANT TO SELL

>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. >> DO YOU WANT TO SELL THIS HOUSE AND GET THE MONEY

>> DO YOU WANT TO SELL THIS HOUSE AND GET THE MONEY TO BUY A YO PRO CAMERA?

THIS HOUSE AND GET THE MONEY TO BUY A YO PRO CAMERA? >> YEAH, BUT YOU WORK FOR ME.

TO BUY A YO PRO CAMERA? >> YEAH, BUT YOU WORK FOR ME. I DON'T WORK FOR YOU.

>> YEAH, BUT YOU WORK FOR ME. I DON'T WORK FOR YOU. >> DO YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT?

I DON'T WORK FOR YOU. >> DO YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT? >> THIS IS MY PLAYHOUSE.

>> DO YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT? >> THIS IS MY PLAYHOUSE. >> THIS IS NO TIME TO ARGUE.

>> THIS IS MY PLAYHOUSE. >> THIS IS NO TIME TO ARGUE. >> I'M IN CHARGE HERE.

>> THIS IS NO TIME TO ARGUE. >> I'M IN CHARGE HERE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>> I'M IN CHARGE HERE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? >> WELL, HELLO.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? >> WELL, HELLO. >> WELCOME TO MY BACKYARD.

>> WELL, HELLO. >> WELCOME TO MY BACKYARD. >> MOMMY, I LOVE THIS PLAYHOUSE.

>> WELCOME TO MY BACKYARD. >> MOMMY, I LOVE THIS PLAYHOUSE. >> HEY, LOOKS LIKE

>> MOMMY, I LOVE THIS PLAYHOUSE. >> HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER'S ALREADY IN LOVE.

>> HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER'S ALREADY IN LOVE. >> YES, WHAT KIND OF PLAYHOUSE

YOUR DAUGHTER'S ALREADY IN LOVE. >> YES, WHAT KIND OF PLAYHOUSE IS THIS?

>> YES, WHAT KIND OF PLAYHOUSE IS THIS? >> IT'S THE PLAYMASTER PLUS

IS THIS? >> IT'S THE PLAYMASTER PLUS DREAM HOUSE.

>> IT'S THE PLAYMASTER PLUS DREAM HOUSE. >> YES. IT WAS BUILT IN '09

DREAM HOUSE. >> YES. IT WAS BUILT IN '09 OUT OF IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC.

>> YES. IT WAS BUILT IN '09 OUT OF IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC. >> MOMMY, I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

OUT OF IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC. >> MOMMY, I LOVE IT SO MUCH. CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE?

>> MOMMY, I LOVE IT SO MUCH. CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE? >> WOULD YOU CONSIDER $50?

CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE? >> WOULD YOU CONSIDER $50? >> $50?

>> WOULD YOU CONSIDER $50? >> $50? >> LET ME HANDLE THIS.

>> $50? >> LET ME HANDLE THIS. [ GROANS ]

>> LET ME HANDLE THIS. [ GROANS ] >> MY CLIENT FEELS

[ GROANS ] >> MY CLIENT FEELS THAT $50 IS WAY TOO LOW

>> MY CLIENT FEELS THAT $50 IS WAY TOO LOW FOR A PLAYHOUSE OF THIS QUALITY.

THAT $50 IS WAY TOO LOW FOR A PLAYHOUSE OF THIS QUALITY. >> COME ON.

FOR A PLAYHOUSE OF THIS QUALITY. >> COME ON. IT'S NOT EXACTLY FRESH AND NEW.

>> COME ON. IT'S NOT EXACTLY FRESH AND NEW. >> NEITHER ARE YOU.

IT'S NOT EXACTLY FRESH AND NEW. >> NEITHER ARE YOU. >> OKAY, YOU NEED TO LEARN

>> NEITHER ARE YOU. >> OKAY, YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS.

>> OKAY, YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS. >> THAT'S IT.

SOME MANNERS. >> THAT'S IT. >> PIPER, DON'T.

>> THAT'S IT. >> PIPER, DON'T. WE'LL TAKE 50.

>> PIPER, DON'T. WE'LL TAKE 50. >> I AM NOT BUYING A PLAYHOUSE

WE'LL TAKE 50. >> I AM NOT BUYING A PLAYHOUSE FROM A RUDE LITTLE GIRL

>> I AM NOT BUYING A PLAYHOUSE FROM A RUDE LITTLE GIRL WHO TELLS ME THAT--

FROM A RUDE LITTLE GIRL WHO TELLS ME THAT-- [ SCREAMING ]

>> WAIT! NO! COME BACK!

YOU WERE A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE.

>> SO, I'M SOUND ASLEEP IN MY BED AND BRAD SNEAKS IN TO MY HOUSE

IN MY BED AND BRAD SNEAKS IN TO MY HOUSE AND FLIPS MY BED OVER.

TO MY HOUSE AND FLIPS MY BED OVER. >> THIS GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE.

AND FLIPS MY BED OVER. >> THIS GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE. I CAN'T GET ALL THESE ANTS

>> THIS GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE. I CAN'T GET ALL THESE ANTS IN THIS LITTLE PAIR OF PANTS.

I CAN'T GET ALL THESE ANTS IN THIS LITTLE PAIR OF PANTS. >> I FEEL LIKE

IN THIS LITTLE PAIR OF PANTS. >> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

>> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. >> LOOK, I KNOW BRAD'S

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. >> LOOK, I KNOW BRAD'S KIND OF OBNOXIOUS.

>> LOOK, I KNOW BRAD'S KIND OF OBNOXIOUS. >> KIND OF?

KIND OF OBNOXIOUS. >> KIND OF? HE SNUCK INTO MY SCHOOL,

>> KIND OF? HE SNUCK INTO MY SCHOOL, PUT A BUCKET

HE SNUCK INTO MY SCHOOL, PUT A BUCKET ON MY TEACHER'S HEAD,

PUT A BUCKET ON MY TEACHER'S HEAD, SPLASHED WATER ON MY AREA,

ON MY TEACHER'S HEAD, SPLASHED WATER ON MY AREA, AND THEN HE SPANKED MY TEACHER

SPLASHED WATER ON MY AREA, AND THEN HE SPANKED MY TEACHER WITH A MOP.

AND THEN HE SPANKED MY TEACHER WITH A MOP. >> YEAH, THAT'S BRAD.

WITH A MOP. >> YEAH, THAT'S BRAD. >> AND EVERY TIME,

>> YEAH, THAT'S BRAD. >> AND EVERY TIME, BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY,

>> AND EVERY TIME, BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY, HE GOES,

BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY, HE GOES, "QUIT YOUR JOB."

HE GOES, "QUIT YOUR JOB." >> HEY, ANOTHER ANT

"QUIT YOUR JOB." >> HEY, ANOTHER ANT IN THE PANTS.

>> HEY, WHAT IS THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. LOOKS LIKE A STEEL PIPE.

>> I DON'T KNOW. LOOKS LIKE A STEEL PIPE. BUT WHY WOULD IT--

LOOKS LIKE A STEEL PIPE. BUT WHY WOULD IT-- >> BRAD!

BUT WHY WOULD IT-- >> BRAD! >> WHAT ARE YOU--

>> BRAD! >> WHAT ARE YOU-- >> [ SCREAMS ]

>> WHAT ARE YOU-- >> [ SCREAMS ] >> BRAD.

>> [ SCREAMS ] >> BRAD. >> QUIT YOUR JOB.

>> BRAD. >> QUIT YOUR JOB. >> THIS HAS TO STOP, BRAD.

>> QUIT YOUR JOB. >> THIS HAS TO STOP, BRAD. >> OH, WHY? WHY? WHY?

THIS BETTER WORK. >> WHAT IS THAT? >> A TURKEY LEG.

>> WHAT IS THAT? >> A TURKEY LEG. HOW'S MY EYE LOOK?

>> A TURKEY LEG. HOW'S MY EYE LOOK? >> PUT THE LEG BACK ON IT.

HOW'S MY EYE LOOK? >> PUT THE LEG BACK ON IT. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> PUT THE LEG BACK ON IT. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> FINALLY.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> FINALLY. [ GRUNTING ]

>> FINALLY. [ GRUNTING ] OW.

>> ARE YOUR PARENTS HERE? >> NO, JUST COME IN. >> SO, WHAT HAPPENED NOW?

>> NO, JUST COME IN. >> SO, WHAT HAPPENED NOW? >> THIS.

>> SO, WHAT HAPPENED NOW? >> THIS. >> AH!

>> THIS. >> AH! WHO GAVE YOU A BLACK EYE?

>> AH! WHO GAVE YOU A BLACK EYE? >> INVISIBLE BRAD.

WHO GAVE YOU A BLACK EYE? >> INVISIBLE BRAD. >> HE PUNCHED YOU?

>> INVISIBLE BRAD. >> HE PUNCHED YOU? >> WORSE.

>> HE PUNCHED YOU? >> WORSE. I WAS IN GYM CLASS TODAY,

>> WORSE. I WAS IN GYM CLASS TODAY, AND I WAS STANDING

I WAS IN GYM CLASS TODAY, AND I WAS STANDING BEHIND MITCH BILSKY.

AND I WAS STANDING BEHIND MITCH BILSKY. >> SO WHAT'D INVISIBLE BRAD DO?

BEHIND MITCH BILSKY. >> SO WHAT'D INVISIBLE BRAD DO? >> HE PINCHED MITCH BILSKY

>> SO WHAT'D INVISIBLE BRAD DO? >> HE PINCHED MITCH BILSKY ON THE BUTT

>> HE PINCHED MITCH BILSKY ON THE BUTT TO MAKE MITCH THINK I DID IT.

ON THE BUTT TO MAKE MITCH THINK I DID IT. >> OOH, YEAH,

TO MAKE MITCH THINK I DID IT. >> OOH, YEAH, GUYS DON'T LIKE THAT.

>> OOH, YEAH, GUYS DON'T LIKE THAT. >> NO THEY DON'T.

GUYS DON'T LIKE THAT. >> NO THEY DON'T. >> GIRLS DON'T LIKE THAT EITHER,

>> NO THEY DON'T. >> GIRLS DON'T LIKE THAT EITHER, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

>> GIRLS DON'T LIKE THAT EITHER, JUST SO YOU KNOW. >> WE GOT TO DO

JUST SO YOU KNOW. >> WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT BRAD.

>> WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT BRAD. >> DON'T WORRY.

SOMETHING ABOUT BRAD. >> DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GOING TO GET HIM.

>> DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GOING TO GET HIM. >> I DOUBT IT.

WE'RE GOING TO GET HIM. >> I DOUBT IT. >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> I DOUBT IT. >> [ SCREAMING ] >> QUIT YOUR JOB.

>> [ SCREAMING ] >> QUIT YOUR JOB. >> [ GRUNTING ]

>> YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME.

>> HOW DO WE BEAT A GUY WE CAN'T SEE? >> WE FIX IT SO WE CAN SEE HIM.

WE CAN'T SEE? >> WE FIX IT SO WE CAN SEE HIM. >> HOW?

>> WE FIX IT SO WE CAN SEE HIM. >> HOW? >> YEAH, HOW?

>> HOW? >> YEAH, HOW? >> WITH PAINT.

>> YEAH, HOW? >> WITH PAINT. >> OH, COME ON,

>> WITH PAINT. >> OH, COME ON, HOW IS PAINT GOING TO...

>> OH, COME ON, HOW IS PAINT GOING TO... >> I DON'T REALLY THINK

HOW IS PAINT GOING TO... >> I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT PAINT IS THE ANSWER

>> I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT PAINT IS THE ANSWER THAT WE'RE...

THAT PAINT IS THE ANSWER THAT WE'RE... >> [ BOTH ] PAINT.

>> AND THIS IS THE PLAYMASTER PLUS DREAM HOUSE? >> YES SIR.

THE PLAYMASTER PLUS DREAM HOUSE? >> YES SIR. IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC.

>> YES SIR. IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC. >> WELL, ERIC,

IMPORTED MEXICAN PLASTIC. >> WELL, ERIC, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> WELL, ERIC, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I LOVE IT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I LOVE IT. >> YEAH?

>> I LOVE IT. >> YEAH? IT IS A VERY NICE PLAYHOUSE.

>> YEAH? IT IS A VERY NICE PLAYHOUSE. >> IT'S NOT JUST A PLAY HOUSE,

IT IS A VERY NICE PLAYHOUSE. >> IT'S NOT JUST A PLAY HOUSE, IT'S A PLAY HOME.

>> IT'S NOT JUST A PLAY HOUSE, IT'S A PLAY HOME. >> DAD, PLEASE BUY IT.

IT'S A PLAY HOME. >> DAD, PLEASE BUY IT. >> YOU KNOW, RABBITS

>> DAD, PLEASE BUY IT. >> YOU KNOW, RABBITS USED TO DO THEIR BUSINESS

>> YOU KNOW, RABBITS USED TO DO THEIR BUSINESS IN THAT THING.

USED TO DO THEIR BUSINESS IN THAT THING. >> PIPER.

IN THAT THING. >> PIPER. I PROMISE YOU,

>> PIPER. I PROMISE YOU, I TOTALLY POWER-HOSED

I PROMISE YOU, I TOTALLY POWER-HOSED EVERY SQUARE INCH--

I TOTALLY POWER-HOSED EVERY SQUARE INCH-- >> IT'S OKAY.

EVERY SQUARE INCH-- >> IT'S OKAY. HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT?

>> IT'S OKAY. HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT? >> 200?

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT? >> 200? >> DEAL.

>> 200? >> DEAL. >> OH, WOW.

>> DEAL. >> OH, WOW. >> SORRY, THIS PLAYHOUSE

>> OH, WOW. >> SORRY, THIS PLAYHOUSE ISN'T FOR SALE.

>> SORRY, THIS PLAYHOUSE ISN'T FOR SALE. >> YEAH.

ISN'T FOR SALE. >> YEAH. WAIT, WHAT?

>> YEAH. WAIT, WHAT? >> KID, YOUR FRIEND ALREADY

WAIT, WHAT? >> KID, YOUR FRIEND ALREADY ACCEPTED MY OFFER OF 200.

>> KID, YOUR FRIEND ALREADY ACCEPTED MY OFFER OF 200. >> IT'S MY PLAYHOUSE

ACCEPTED MY OFFER OF 200. >> IT'S MY PLAYHOUSE AND I'M NOT SELLING IT.

>> IT'S MY PLAYHOUSE AND I'M NOT SELLING IT. >> YOU CAN'T JUST

AND I'M NOT SELLING IT. >> YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE YOUR MIND

>> YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE YOUR MIND IN THE MIDDLE OF--

CHANGE YOUR MIND IN THE MIDDLE OF-- [ SCREAMING ]

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! COME BACK!

HE WAS GOING TO GIVE US 200 BUCKS. 100 FOR EACH OF US.

TO GIVE US 200 BUCKS. 100 FOR EACH OF US. AND YOU SPRAYED HIM AWAY.

100 FOR EACH OF US. AND YOU SPRAYED HIM AWAY. >> I'M SORRY.

AND YOU SPRAYED HIM AWAY. >> I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST...

>> I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST... MY MOM AND DAD GAVE THIS TO ME

IT'S JUST... MY MOM AND DAD GAVE THIS TO ME FOR MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY.

MY MOM AND DAD GAVE THIS TO ME FOR MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY. AND I GUESS...

FOR MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY. AND I GUESS... I GUESS I'M JUST NOT READY

AND I GUESS... I GUESS I'M JUST NOT READY TO LET IT GO YET.

I GUESS I'M JUST NOT READY TO LET IT GO YET. >> OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.

TO LET IT GO YET. >> OKAY. I UNDERSTAND. I JUST WISH YOU'D TOLD ME

>> OKAY. I UNDERSTAND. I JUST WISH YOU'D TOLD ME BEFORE I SPENT MY MONEY

I JUST WISH YOU'D TOLD ME BEFORE I SPENT MY MONEY TO FIX IT ALL UP.

BEFORE I SPENT MY MONEY TO FIX IT ALL UP. >> I'M REALLY SORRY.

TO FIX IT ALL UP. >> I'M REALLY SORRY. >> IT'S...

>> I'M REALLY SORRY. >> IT'S... >> HEY.

>> IT'S... >> HEY. WOULD IT BE OKAY

>> HEY. WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I JUST PLAYED WITH IT...

WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I JUST PLAYED WITH IT... BY MYSELF FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

IF I JUST PLAYED WITH IT... BY MYSELF FOR A LITTLE WHILE? >> SURE.

BY MYSELF FOR A LITTLE WHILE? >> SURE. HAVE FUN, KIDDO.

>> OKAY, YOU SAID 300. >> YEP. HERE YOU GO. >> GET IT OFF MY LAWN

>> YEP. HERE YOU GO. >> GET IT OFF MY LAWN BY SIX O'CLOCK.

>> OKAY, IS THE TRIP WIRE SET? >> JUST ABOUT. >> OH, THIS IS GOING

>> JUST ABOUT. >> OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT.

>> OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT. INVISIBLE BRAD'S GOING

TO BE SO GREAT. INVISIBLE BRAD'S GOING TO GET COVERED WITH RED PAINT,

INVISIBLE BRAD'S GOING TO GET COVERED WITH RED PAINT, SO WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE HIM,

TO GET COVERED WITH RED PAINT, SO WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE HIM, AND THEN WE'RE GOING

SO WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE HIM, AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO KICK HIM ABOUT 50 TIMES

AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO KICK HIM ABOUT 50 TIMES RIGHT IN HIS INVISIBLE--

TO KICK HIM ABOUT 50 TIMES RIGHT IN HIS INVISIBLE-- >> OKAY, I GET IT.

RIGHT IN HIS INVISIBLE-- >> OKAY, I GET IT. [ BEEPING ]

>> RAY? >> WHY DID YOU COME DOWN THE TUBE?

>> WHY DID YOU COME DOWN THE TUBE? >> YOU WERE SUPPOSED

COME DOWN THE TUBE? >> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WALK OUT OF THE ELEVATOR

>> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WALK OUT OF THE ELEVATOR WITH BRAD.

TO WALK OUT OF THE ELEVATOR WITH BRAD. >> I...

WITH BRAD. >> I... I NEED TO SIT DOWN.

>> I... I NEED TO SIT DOWN. >> ARE YOU OKAY?

I NEED TO SIT DOWN. >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> WHAT'S WRONG?

>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> WHAT'S WRONG? IS BRAD IN HERE WITH US NOW?

>> WHAT'S WRONG? IS BRAD IN HERE WITH US NOW? >> I WISH HE WAS.

IS BRAD IN HERE WITH US NOW? >> I WISH HE WAS. >> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I WISH HE WAS. >> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? >> EVERYTHING WAS GOING

>> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? >> EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

>> EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. I TOLD INVISIBLE BRAD

ACCORDING TO PLAN. I TOLD INVISIBLE BRAD THAT HENRY QUIT

I TOLD INVISIBLE BRAD THAT HENRY QUIT AND THAT HE COULD BE

THAT HENRY QUIT AND THAT HE COULD BE MY NEW SIDEKICK.

AND THAT HE COULD BE MY NEW SIDEKICK. >> AND DID HE BUY IT?

MY NEW SIDEKICK. >> AND DID HE BUY IT? >> OH, HE BOUGHT IT.

>> AND DID HE BUY IT? >> OH, HE BOUGHT IT. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> OH, HE BOUGHT IT. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> WELL...

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> WELL... WE WERE FINISHING

>> WELL... WE WERE FINISHING OUR ROOT BEERS,

WE WERE FINISHING OUR ROOT BEERS, WE TOOK A SELFIE,

OUR ROOT BEERS, WE TOOK A SELFIE, I PAID THE CHECK,

WE TOOK A SELFIE, I PAID THE CHECK, AND THEN WE WERE WALKING

I PAID THE CHECK, AND THEN WE WERE WALKING ACROSS THE STREET TOGETHER

AND THEN WE WERE WALKING ACROSS THE STREET TOGETHER ON OUR WAY HERE.

ACROSS THE STREET TOGETHER ON OUR WAY HERE. >> AND?

ON OUR WAY HERE. >> AND? >> BRAD GOT HIT BY A BUS.

>> AND? >> BRAD GOT HIT BY A BUS. I GUESS THE DRIVER

>> BRAD GOT HIT BY A BUS. I GUESS THE DRIVER JUST DIDN'T SEE HIM.

? I WISH?

? I COULD SEE YOU?

? OH, I WISH?

? I COULD SEE YOU?

? AGAIN?

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