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>> OKAY.

>> BORON.

OKAY.

ATOMIC NUMBER FIVE.

CATEGORY, METALLOID.

>> DOESN'T YOUR GRANDFATHER

HAVE METALLOIDS?

>> YEAH, HE CAN'T SIT DOWN.

>> CANADIUM.

A PERSON FROM CANADA...

MIUM.

PERSONALITY...

CANADIAN-ISH.

>> IT'S CADMIUM.

ATOMIC NUMBER 48.

CATEGORY, TRANSITION METAL.

>> OOH, AND ONCE AGAIN

CHARLOTTE GETS THE ANSWER RIGHT.

>> SHOCKER.

>> DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

>> YEAH.

TOO BAD I DON'T KNOW

THE ATOMIC NUMBER

FOR IDIOT BOYS.

>> OH!

>> OH!

>> HEY!

>> GOOD FOR YOU, CHARLOTTE.

SO, HEY, WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING

SATURDAY NIGHT?

YOU GUYS WANT

TO PLAY MINIATURE GOLF?

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> WANT TO PLAY ENORMOUS GOLF?

HELLO?

>> HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT.

>> WELL, I'M NOT TELLING HIM.

>> WHAT?

COME ON, NO SECRETS.

FLASHBACK?

>> WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

I'VE EVEN BEEN INVITED

TO YOUR HOUSE.

>> UGH, ALL RIGHT.

HENRY... WE ARE ALL GOING TO DEBBIE PUTCH'S

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DEBBIE PUTCH'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

>> BUT... I DIDN'T GET AN INVITATION. >> IS THAT A BIG SURPRISE?

I DIDN'T GET AN INVITATION. >> IS THAT A BIG SURPRISE? >> YOU KNOW WHY.

>> HENRY... >> IT'S NOT FAIR. >> YOU ALMOST KILLED HER.

>> IT'S NOT FAIR. >> YOU ALMOST KILLED HER. >> NO I DIDN'T.

>> YOU ALMOST KILLED HER. >> NO I DIDN'T. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> NO I DIDN'T. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> WHO'S HERE?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> WHO'S HERE? >> OUR FOOD.

>> SUSHI DUSHI. >> HERE'S MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD. >> DON'T BE MAD.

>> HERE'S MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD. >> DON'T BE MAD. >> I AM MAD.

>> DON'T BE MAD. >> I AM MAD. >> WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME DEBBIE.

>> I AM MAD. >> WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME DEBBIE. >> I BLAME DEBBIE,

>> WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME DEBBIE. >> I BLAME DEBBIE, I BLAME HER PARENTS,

>> I BLAME DEBBIE, I BLAME HER PARENTS, AND I BLAME ANYONE ELSE

I BLAME HER PARENTS, AND I BLAME ANYONE ELSE WHO THINKS IT WAS MY FAULT.

AND I BLAME ANYONE ELSE WHO THINKS IT WAS MY FAULT. >> HEY.

WHO THINKS IT WAS MY FAULT. >> HEY. >> YEAH?

>> HEY. >> YEAH? >> WHAT ARE YOU

>> YEAH? >> WHAT ARE YOU SO TICKED OFF ABOUT?

>> WHAT ARE YOU SO TICKED OFF ABOUT? >> WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

SO TICKED OFF ABOUT? >> WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> HEY, MAN,

>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> HEY, MAN, JUST BECAUSE I DELIVER SUSHI

>> HEY, MAN, JUST BECAUSE I DELIVER SUSHI DOESN'T MEAN

JUST BECAUSE I DELIVER SUSHI DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE CURIOSITIES.

DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE CURIOSITIES. >> TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED.

I DON'T HAVE CURIOSITIES. >> TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED. >> NO.

>> TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED. >> NO. I'VE ALREADY TOLD THE STORY,

>> NO. I'VE ALREADY TOLD THE STORY, LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES.

I'VE ALREADY TOLD THE STORY, LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES. >> FLASHBACK?

LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES. >> FLASHBACK? >> WHAT?

>> FLASHBACK? >> WHAT? >> TELL THE GUY

>> WHAT? >> TELL THE GUY HOW HENRY ALMOST KILLED DEBBIE.

>> TELL THE GUY HOW HENRY ALMOST KILLED DEBBIE. >> ALL RIGHT.

HOW HENRY ALMOST KILLED DEBBIE. >> ALL RIGHT. IT ALL WENT DOWN

>> ALL RIGHT. IT ALL WENT DOWN AT DEBBIE'S LAST BIRTHDAY PARTY.

IT ALL WENT DOWN AT DEBBIE'S LAST BIRTHDAY PARTY. AND IT ALMOST WAS HER LAST.

AT DEBBIE'S LAST BIRTHDAY PARTY. AND IT ALMOST WAS HER LAST. >> OOH, TELL ME MORE.

AND IT ALMOST WAS HER LAST. >> OOH, TELL ME MORE. >> OKAY.

>> OOH, TELL ME MORE. >> OKAY. TRY TO VISUALIZE THIS.

>> OKAY. TRY TO VISUALIZE THIS. DEBBIE WAS TURNING 13 YEARS OLD,

TRY TO VISUALIZE THIS. DEBBIE WAS TURNING 13 YEARS OLD, AND SHE WAS GETTING EVERYTHING

DEBBIE WAS TURNING 13 YEARS OLD, AND SHE WAS GETTING EVERYTHING ALL READY FOR HER PARTY

AND SHE WAS GETTING EVERYTHING ALL READY FOR HER PARTY WAY UP ON THE ROOF

ALL READY FOR HER PARTY WAY UP ON THE ROOF OF HER PARENTS' CONDO.

IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER.

TO BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER. >> MOM, THIS IS GOING TO BE

BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER. >> MOM, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER.

>> MOM, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER. >> IT WILL BE

THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER. >> IT WILL BE IF WE GET EVERYTHING READY.

>> IT WILL BE IF WE GET EVERYTHING READY. EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO GET

IF WE GET EVERYTHING READY. EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO GET SOME PICS OF THE KIDS

EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO GET SOME PICS OF THE KIDS HELPING ME SET UP.

SOME PICS OF THE KIDS HELPING ME SET UP. >> WILL DO.

HELPING ME SET UP. >> WILL DO. >> OKAY.

>> WILL DO. >> OKAY. ALL THE BALLOONS

>> OKAY. ALL THE BALLOONS HAVE BEEN BLOWN UP.

ALL THE BALLOONS HAVE BEEN BLOWN UP. WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?

HAVE BEEN BLOWN UP. WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO? >> LET'S SEE.

WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO? >> LET'S SEE. OOH, WHY DON'T YOU AND THE BOYS

>> LET'S SEE. OOH, WHY DON'T YOU AND THE BOYS CHECK OUT THE BALL MACHINE

OOH, WHY DON'T YOU AND THE BOYS CHECK OUT THE BALL MACHINE AND MAKE SURE IT WORKS.

CHECK OUT THE BALL MACHINE AND MAKE SURE IT WORKS. >> SURE.

AND MAKE SURE IT WORKS. >> SURE. GUYS, MAKE SURE

>> SURE. GUYS, MAKE SURE THIS BALL THING WORKS.

GUYS, MAKE SURE THIS BALL THING WORKS. >> OKIE DOKIE.

THIS BALL THING WORKS. >> OKIE DOKIE. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> OKIE DOKIE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> LET'S DO IT.

>> I'M READY. >> SET THE BALL SPEED NICE AND SLOW.

>> SET THE BALL SPEED NICE AND SLOW. LEVEL TWO.

NICE AND SLOW. LEVEL TWO. >> LEVEL TWO.

>> ANYONE SEE WHERE IT WENT? [ CRASH ] [ GLASS BREAKING ]

[ CRASH ] [ GLASS BREAKING ] [ BRAKES SCREECHING ]

[ GLASS BREAKING ] [ BRAKES SCREECHING ] [ HORN HONKING ]

[ BRAKES SCREECHING ] [ HORN HONKING ] >> IT HIT THAT PRIUS.

[ HORN HONKING ] >> IT HIT THAT PRIUS. [ CRASH ]

>> IT HIT THAT PRIUS. [ CRASH ] WHICH HIT ANOTHER PRIUS.

>> HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. >> I WANT TO GO

SORRY I'M LATE. >> I WANT TO GO TO THE PEAR STORE.

>> I WANT TO GO TO THE PEAR STORE. >> LATER.

TO THE PEAR STORE. >> LATER. THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER.

>> LATER. THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER. >> OH, HI, PIPER.

THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER. >> OH, HI, PIPER. >> UGH.

>> OH, HI, PIPER. >> UGH. >> SORRY I BROUGHT HER,

>> UGH. >> SORRY I BROUGHT HER, BUT I HAD TO BABYSIT TONIGHT.

>> SORRY I BROUGHT HER, BUT I HAD TO BABYSIT TONIGHT. >> LIKE I WANT TO BE HERE?

BUT I HAD TO BABYSIT TONIGHT. >> LIKE I WANT TO BE HERE? >> AW, PIPER,

>> LIKE I WANT TO BE HERE? >> AW, PIPER, I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE A--

>> AW, PIPER, I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE A-- >> LOOK AT MY PHONE.

I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE A-- >> LOOK AT MY PHONE. >> THE SCREEN'S BROKEN.

>> LOOK AT MY PHONE. >> THE SCREEN'S BROKEN. >> NO KIDDING, GIRL.

>> THE SCREEN'S BROKEN. >> NO KIDDING, GIRL. >> HEY, DEBBIE,

>> NO KIDDING, GIRL. >> HEY, DEBBIE, WANT TO COME HIT A BALL?

>> HEY, DEBBIE, WANT TO COME HIT A BALL? >> YEAH I DO.

WANT TO COME HIT A BALL? >> YEAH I DO. >> "YEAH I DO."

>> YEAH I DO. >> "YEAH I DO." >> CHARLOTTE,

>> "YEAH I DO." >> CHARLOTTE, WOULD YOU COME HELP ME

>> CHARLOTTE, WOULD YOU COME HELP ME WITH THE GIFT BAGS?

WOULD YOU COME HELP ME WITH THE GIFT BAGS? >> SURE.

WITH THE GIFT BAGS? >> SURE. HENRY, GO WORK THE BALL MACHINE.

>> SURE. HENRY, GO WORK THE BALL MACHINE. >> OKAY, I'M JUST GOING

HENRY, GO WORK THE BALL MACHINE. >> OKAY, I'M JUST GOING TO GO GRAB A CHIP.

>> OKAY, I'M JUST GOING TO GO GRAB A CHIP. >> LOOK, I CAN'T READ

TO GO GRAB A CHIP. >> LOOK, I CAN'T READ MY STUPID SCREEN.

>> LOOK, I CAN'T READ MY STUPID SCREEN. >> OKAY, GET READY,

MY STUPID SCREEN. >> OKAY, GET READY, BIRTHDAY GIRL.

>> OKAY, GET READY, BIRTHDAY GIRL. >> 'KAY, 'KAY.

BIRTHDAY GIRL. >> 'KAY, 'KAY. >> DO IT, HENRY!

>> 'KAY, 'KAY. >> DO IT, HENRY! >> ALL RIGHT, HERE IT COMES!

>> DO IT, HENRY! >> ALL RIGHT, HERE IT COMES! >> AND THAT'S WHEN THINGS

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE IT COMES! >> AND THAT'S WHEN THINGS GET REAL BAD FOR DEBBIE.

>> AND THAT'S WHEN THINGS GET REAL BAD FOR DEBBIE. >> [ SCREAMS ]

GET REAL BAD FOR DEBBIE. >> [ SCREAMS ] >> DEBBIE!

>> [ GROANING ] >> STOP TAKING PICTURES AND CALL 911!

>> STOP TAKING PICTURES AND CALL 911! >> OH, RIGHT.

>> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? >> HENRY MADE THE BALL GO, LIKE, 90 MILES AN HOUR.

>> HENRY MADE THE BALL GO, LIKE, 90 MILES AN HOUR. >> WHA--ME?

90 MILES AN HOUR. >> WHA--ME? >> HENRY, YOU SET

>> WHA--ME? >> HENRY, YOU SET THE BALL SPEED TO 11.

>> HENRY, YOU SET THE BALL SPEED TO 11. >> NO I DIDN'T.

THE BALL SPEED TO 11. >> NO I DIDN'T. >> HENRY,

>> NO I DIDN'T. >> HENRY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>> HENRY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> CHARLOTTE?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> CHARLOTTE? >> I SET IT TO TWO.

>> CHARLOTTE? >> I SET IT TO TWO. >> AND YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE

>> I SET IT TO TWO. >> AND YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE STANDING NEAR THE MACHINE.

>> AND YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE STANDING NEAR THE MACHINE. >> BUT I...

STANDING NEAR THE MACHINE. >> BUT I... >> SECURITY!

>> BUT I... >> SECURITY! >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

>> SECURITY! >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I NEVER TOUCHED THAT MACHINE.

>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I NEVER TOUCHED THAT MACHINE. I SWEAR. I DIDN'T DO IT.

I NEVER TOUCHED THAT MACHINE. I SWEAR. I DIDN'T DO IT. >> AND THEN OL' HENRY

I SWEAR. I DIDN'T DO IT. >> AND THEN OL' HENRY GOT KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY

>> AND THEN OL' HENRY GOT KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY BEFORE IT EVER GOT STARTED.

GOT KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY BEFORE IT EVER GOT STARTED. 'CAUSE HENRY'S THE ONE

BEFORE IT EVER GOT STARTED. 'CAUSE HENRY'S THE ONE WHO SET THE BALL MACHINE TO 11.

'CAUSE HENRY'S THE ONE WHO SET THE BALL MACHINE TO 11. AMEN.

WHO SET THE BALL MACHINE TO 11. AMEN. >> IT WASN'T ME.

AMEN. >> IT WASN'T ME. >> HE SAYS IT WAS YOU.

>> IT WASN'T ME. >> HE SAYS IT WAS YOU. >> ARE YOU SUPPOSED

>> HE SAYS IT WAS YOU. >> ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE EATING OUR SUSHI?

>> ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE EATING OUR SUSHI? >> NO, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE.

TO BE EATING OUR SUSHI? >> NO, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. >> HENRY, YOU MIGHT FEEL BETTER

>> NO, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. >> HENRY, YOU MIGHT FEEL BETTER IF YOU JUST ADMIT

>> HENRY, YOU MIGHT FEEL BETTER IF YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU DID IT.

YOU GUYS SEE THE RAGE IN THIS KID? >> WHERE I COME FROM,

IN THIS KID? >> WHERE I COME FROM, A MAN WHO KNOCKS A PRETTY GIRL

>> WHERE I COME FROM, A MAN WHO KNOCKS A PRETTY GIRL OFF A ROOF ON HER BIRTHDAY,

A MAN WHO KNOCKS A PRETTY GIRL OFF A ROOF ON HER BIRTHDAY, HE IS NO MAN.

OFF A ROOF ON HER BIRTHDAY, HE IS NO MAN. >> WILL YOU TELL THESE GUYS

HE IS NO MAN. >> WILL YOU TELL THESE GUYS THAT I DIDN'T SET

>> WILL YOU TELL THESE GUYS THAT I DIDN'T SET THE MACHINE TO 11?

THAT I DIDN'T SET THE MACHINE TO 11? >> I CAN'T.

THE MACHINE TO 11? >> I CAN'T. >> WHY NOT?

>> I CAN'T. >> WHY NOT? >> 'CAUSE YOU DID IT.

>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.

>> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.

AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT,

>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.

>> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH!

HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE

AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET

>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.

AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT

>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.

NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME...

THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...

WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME.

>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN.

>> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

>> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT

>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO

IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.

BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP.

IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.

>> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART...

>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER

>> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE...

>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S

TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.

>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE.

SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.

>> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME.

>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD.

>> CALL IT.

>> UP THE TUBE!

OH, MY BOOT.

>> AH!

>> HEY.

>> HEY.

>> YOU CALLED ME?

>> YEAH, CHECK OUT

WHAT'S IN THAT BIN.

>> OKAY.

WHAT IS...

>> I WANT YOU TO DO MY LAUNDRY. >> EW, NO. [ BEEPING ]

>> EW, NO. [ BEEPING ] WHAT DOES THAT SOUND MEAN?

[ BEEPING ] WHAT DOES THAT SOUND MEAN? >> THAT WE HAVE A DELIVERY.

HUH. DID YOU ORDER A PIZZA? >> NO.

>> HEY, GET THIS. "DEAR CAPTAIN MAN, OUR DAUGHTER DEBBIE

"DEAR CAPTAIN MAN, OUR DAUGHTER DEBBIE IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY PARTY

OUR DAUGHTER DEBBIE IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT."

IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT." >> OH NO, DEBBIE?

SATURDAY NIGHT." >> OH NO, DEBBIE? >> SHH.

>> OH NO, DEBBIE? >> SHH. "WE'RE INVITING

>> SHH. "WE'RE INVITING SOME OF DEBBIE'S

"WE'RE INVITING SOME OF DEBBIE'S FAVORITE CELEBRITIES,

SOME OF DEBBIE'S FAVORITE CELEBRITIES, INCLUDING YOU

FAVORITE CELEBRITIES, INCLUDING YOU AND MISS SWELLVIEW."

INCLUDING YOU AND MISS SWELLVIEW." OH, SHE IS SO HOT.

AND MISS SWELLVIEW." OH, SHE IS SO HOT. >> WILL YOU PLEASE

OH, SHE IS SO HOT. >> WILL YOU PLEASE STOP READING THE BOX?

>> WILL YOU PLEASE STOP READING THE BOX? >> NO.

STOP READING THE BOX? >> NO. "SO, IF YOU'LL AGREE

>> NO. "SO, IF YOU'LL AGREE TO COME TO DEBBIE'S PARTY,

"SO, IF YOU'LL AGREE TO COME TO DEBBIE'S PARTY, YOU MAY CASH THE ENCLOSED CHECK

TO COME TO DEBBIE'S PARTY, YOU MAY CASH THE ENCLOSED CHECK FOR $12,000."

YOU MAY CASH THE ENCLOSED CHECK FOR $12,000." WHOA, LOOK AT THIS CHECK.

FOR $12,000." WHOA, LOOK AT THIS CHECK. >> IT HAS PIZZA GREASE ON IT.

WHOA, LOOK AT THIS CHECK. >> IT HAS PIZZA GREASE ON IT. >> I KNOW.

>> IT HAS PIZZA GREASE ON IT. >> I KNOW. >> FINE.

>> I KNOW. >> FINE. GO TO HER PARTY

>> FINE. GO TO HER PARTY WITH EVERY OTHER KID

GO TO HER PARTY WITH EVERY OTHER KID IN MY CLASS EXCEPT ME.

WITH EVERY OTHER KID IN MY CLASS EXCEPT ME. >> WHY AREN'T YOU INVITED?

IN MY CLASS EXCEPT ME. >> WHY AREN'T YOU INVITED? >> 'CAUSE I WAS AT DEBBIE'S

>> WHY AREN'T YOU INVITED? >> 'CAUSE I WAS AT DEBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST YEAR

>> 'CAUSE I WAS AT DEBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST YEAR AND EVERYONE THINKS

BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST YEAR AND EVERYONE THINKS I SHOT HER IN THE FACE

AND EVERYONE THINKS I SHOT HER IN THE FACE WITH A RUBBER BALL

I SHOT HER IN THE FACE WITH A RUBBER BALL AND KNOCKED HER OFF THE ROOF.

WITH A RUBBER BALL AND KNOCKED HER OFF THE ROOF. ONTO A DOG.

AND KNOCKED HER OFF THE ROOF. ONTO A DOG. >> OH YEAH, I REMEMBER HEARING

ONTO A DOG. >> OH YEAH, I REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT THAT ON THE NEWS.

>> OH YEAH, I REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT THAT ON THE NEWS. YOU DID THAT?

ABOUT THAT ON THE NEWS. YOU DID THAT? >> NO.

YOU DID THAT? >> NO. EVERYONE JUST THINKS IT WAS ME.

>> NO. EVERYONE JUST THINKS IT WAS ME. >> HENRY...

EVERYONE JUST THINKS IT WAS ME. >> HENRY... IT'S JUST YOU AND ME HERE.

>> HENRY... IT'S JUST YOU AND ME HERE. >> SO?

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME HERE. >> SO? >> WHY DID YOU SHOOT DEBBIE

>> SO? >> WHY DID YOU SHOOT DEBBIE IN THE FACE?

>> WHY DID YOU SHOOT DEBBIE IN THE FACE? >> I DIDN'T.

IN THE FACE? >> I DIDN'T. MAN, EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

>> I DIDN'T. MAN, EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. >> DO YOU WANT ME

MAN, EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. >> DO YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU?

>> DO YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU? >> YEAH.

TO BELIEVE YOU? >> YEAH. >> CAN I FEEL YOUR HEAD

>> YEAH. >> CAN I FEEL YOUR HEAD WITH MY TRUTH FINGERS?

>> CAN I FEEL YOUR HEAD WITH MY TRUTH FINGERS? >> SURE YOU C--

WITH MY TRUTH FINGERS? >> SURE YOU C-- FEEL MY WHAT WITH YOUR WHAT?

IS THIS GOING TO BE WEIRD? >> NO. OKAY.

>> NO. OKAY. NOW, I'M GOING

OKAY. NOW, I'M GOING TO RUB MY FINGER NODULES

NOW, I'M GOING TO RUB MY FINGER NODULES ALL OVER YOUR HEAD AND FACE.

TO RUB MY FINGER NODULES ALL OVER YOUR HEAD AND FACE. >> SO, WHAT WOULD BE

ALL OVER YOUR HEAD AND FACE. >> SO, WHAT WOULD BE WEIRD TO YOU?

>> SO, WHAT WOULD BE WEIRD TO YOU? >> [ CHUCKLES ]

WEIRD TO YOU? >> [ CHUCKLES ] SEE, THESE BLINKY THINGS

>> [ CHUCKLES ] SEE, THESE BLINKY THINGS READ HUMAN BRAINWAVES

SEE, THESE BLINKY THINGS READ HUMAN BRAINWAVES LIKE A LIE DETECTOR

READ HUMAN BRAINWAVES LIKE A LIE DETECTOR BUT WAY MORE SOPHISTICATED.

LIKE A LIE DETECTOR BUT WAY MORE SOPHISTICATED. >> WHATEVER, JUST DO IT.

BUT WAY MORE SOPHISTICATED. >> WHATEVER, JUST DO IT. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW...

THINK ABOUT DEBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> DEBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

DEBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> DEBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> ONE YEAR AGO.

>> DEBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> ONE YEAR AGO. >> ONE YEAR AGO.

>> ONE YEAR AGO. >> ONE YEAR AGO. >> WHEN A BALL

>> ONE YEAR AGO. >> WHEN A BALL KNOCKED HER OFF THE ROOF.

>> WHEN A BALL KNOCKED HER OFF THE ROOF. >> OFF THE ROOF.

KNOCKED HER OFF THE ROOF. >> OFF THE ROOF. >> BECAUSE YOU CHANGED

>> OFF THE ROOF. >> BECAUSE YOU CHANGED THE BALL SPEED FROM 2 TO 11.

>> BECAUSE YOU CHANGED THE BALL SPEED FROM 2 TO 11. >> NO I DID NOT.

THE BALL SPEED FROM 2 TO 11. >> NO I DID NOT. >> WHY DO YOU TELL LIES?

>> NO I DID NOT. >> WHY DO YOU TELL LIES? >> I DON'T TELL LIES.

>> WHY DO YOU TELL LIES? >> I DON'T TELL LIES. >> DO YOU FEEL PRETTY

>> I DON'T TELL LIES. >> DO YOU FEEL PRETTY WHEN YOU TELL LIES?

>> DO YOU FEEL PRETTY WHEN YOU TELL LIES? >> YOU SAID

WHEN YOU TELL LIES? >> YOU SAID THIS WOULDN'T GET WEIRD.

>> I BELIEVE YOU. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.

>> REALLY? >> YEAH. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

>> YEAH. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE WILL.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE WILL. >> SO YOU FELT MY FACE

EVERYONE WILL. >> SO YOU FELT MY FACE FOR NOTHING.

>> SO YOU FELT MY FACE FOR NOTHING. >> NO. NOW WE'RE GOING

FOR NOTHING. >> NO. NOW WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH.

>> NO. NOW WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH. >> BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW

TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH. >> BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW I DIDN'T DO IT.

>> BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW I DIDN'T DO IT. >> YEAH, BUT TO KNOW

I DIDN'T DO IT. >> YEAH, BUT TO KNOW THE FULL TRUTH WE'VE GOT

>> YEAH, BUT TO KNOW THE FULL TRUTH WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO DID DO IT.

THE FULL TRUTH WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO DID DO IT. THAT'S THE KEY SLICE OF TRUTH

TO FIND OUT WHO DID DO IT. THAT'S THE KEY SLICE OF TRUTH WE NEED TO COMPLETE

THAT'S THE KEY SLICE OF TRUTH WE NEED TO COMPLETE THE ENTIRE TRUTH PIE.

WE NEED TO COMPLETE THE ENTIRE TRUTH PIE. >> OOH, CAN WE GET

THE ENTIRE TRUTH PIE. >> OOH, CAN WE GET SOME ACTUAL PIE?

>> OOH, CAN WE GET SOME ACTUAL PIE? >> I LIKE THE WAY

SOME ACTUAL PIE? >> I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT PIE.

>> I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT PIE. >> SO, HOW DO WE FIND OUT

YOU THINK ABOUT PIE. >> SO, HOW DO WE FIND OUT WHO REALLY DID CHANGE

>> SO, HOW DO WE FIND OUT WHO REALLY DID CHANGE THE BALL SPEED FROM 2 TO 11?

WHO REALLY DID CHANGE THE BALL SPEED FROM 2 TO 11? >> EASY.

THE BALL SPEED FROM 2 TO 11? >> EASY. WE'RE GOING TO DRESS UP

>> EASY. WE'RE GOING TO DRESS UP LIKE FOREIGN FILMMAKERS

WE'RE GOING TO DRESS UP LIKE FOREIGN FILMMAKERS AND INTERVIEW EVERYONE

LIKE FOREIGN FILMMAKERS AND INTERVIEW EVERYONE WHO WAS ON THAT ROOF

AND INTERVIEW EVERYONE WHO WAS ON THAT ROOF WHEN DEBBIE'S FACE

WHO WAS ON THAT ROOF WHEN DEBBIE'S FACE GOT SMACKED BY THE BALL.

WHEN DEBBIE'S FACE GOT SMACKED BY THE BALL. >> AND THEN WE EAT PIE.

GOT SMACKED BY THE BALL. >> AND THEN WE EAT PIE. >> AND THEN WE EAT PIE.

>> AND WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DEBBIE FLEW OFF THE ROOF-US?

WHEN DEBBIE FLEW OFF THE ROOF-US? >> YAH, WHERE WERE YOU?

THE ROOF-US? >> YAH, WHERE WERE YOU? >> WHERE?

>> YAH, WHERE WERE YOU? >> WHERE? >> I KNOW IT'S YOU, GUYS.

>> WHERE? >> I KNOW IT'S YOU, GUYS. >> WHAT GUYS?

>> I KNOW IT'S YOU, GUYS. >> WHAT GUYS? >> WE ARE GERMAN FILMMAKERS.

>> WHAT GUYS? >> WE ARE GERMAN FILMMAKERS. >> YAH, WE GERMAN.

>> WE ARE GERMAN FILMMAKERS. >> YAH, WE GERMAN. >> WE LIKE TO EAT

>> YAH, WE GERMAN. >> WE LIKE TO EAT WEINER SCHNITZEL.

>> WE LIKE TO EAT WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> WE ALSO LIKE TO SAY

WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> WE ALSO LIKE TO SAY WEINER SCHNITZEL.

>> WE ALSO LIKE TO SAY WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> WEINER SCHNITZEL.

WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> YAH, WEINER SCHNITZEL.

>> WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> YAH, WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> I KNOW YOU'RE HENRY AND RAY.

>> YAH, WEINER SCHNITZEL. >> I KNOW YOU'RE HENRY AND RAY. P.S., YOUR ACCENTS ARE TERRIBLE.

>> I KNOW YOU'RE HENRY AND RAY. P.S., YOUR ACCENTS ARE TERRIBLE. >> WILL YOU JUST ANSWER

P.S., YOUR ACCENTS ARE TERRIBLE. >> WILL YOU JUST ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS?

>> WILL YOU JUST ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS? >> WE GOT A LOT

OUR QUESTIONS? >> WE GOT A LOT OF THESE INTERVIEWS TO DO.

>> WE GOT A LOT OF THESE INTERVIEWS TO DO. >> GO AHEAD.

OF THESE INTERVIEWS TO DO. >> GO AHEAD. >> OKAY.

>> GO AHEAD. >> OKAY. WHERE WERE YOU

>> OKAY. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DEBBIE FLEW OFF

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DEBBIE FLEW OFF THE ROOF-US?

WHEN DEBBIE FLEW OFF THE ROOF-US? >> WELL, HENRY AND RAY...

THE ROOF-US? >> WELL, HENRY AND RAY... I WAS HELPING DEBBIE'S MOM

>> WELL, HENRY AND RAY... I WAS HELPING DEBBIE'S MOM MAKE GIFT BAGS.

I WAS HELPING DEBBIE'S MOM MAKE GIFT BAGS. I WAS NOWHERE NEAR

MAKE GIFT BAGS. I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE BALL MACHINE.

I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE BALL MACHINE. >> DO YOU THINK

THE BALL MACHINE. >> DO YOU THINK WE CAN BELIEVE HER?

>> DO YOU THINK WE CAN BELIEVE HER? >> DUDE, IT'S JUST US HERE.

WE CAN BELIEVE HER? >> DUDE, IT'S JUST US HERE. YOU CAN DROP THE ACCENT.

>> DUDE, IT'S JUST US HERE. YOU CAN DROP THE ACCENT. >> GEEZ, MAN, WHY YOU ALWAYS

YOU CAN DROP THE ACCENT. >> GEEZ, MAN, WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT TO PEE IN MY SKEEZITS?

>> GEEZ, MAN, WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT TO PEE IN MY SKEEZITS? >> I'M TRYING TO PROVE

GOT TO PEE IN MY SKEEZITS? >> I'M TRYING TO PROVE I'M INNOCENT.

>> I'M TRYING TO PROVE I'M INNOCENT. >> ALL RIGHT.

I'M INNOCENT. >> ALL RIGHT. PLAY THE SECTION

>> ALL RIGHT. PLAY THE SECTION FROM VIDEO FOUR AGAIN.

PLAY THE SECTION FROM VIDEO FOUR AGAIN. >> VIDEO FOUR.

FROM VIDEO FOUR AGAIN. >> VIDEO FOUR. >> WHERE WERE YOU LAST YEAR

>> VIDEO FOUR. >> WHERE WERE YOU LAST YEAR WHEN DEBBIE

>> WHERE WERE YOU LAST YEAR WHEN DEBBIE WAS KNOCKED OFF THE ROOF?

WHEN DEBBIE WAS KNOCKED OFF THE ROOF? >> YAH, WHERE WERE YOU?

WAS KNOCKED OFF THE ROOF? >> YAH, WHERE WERE YOU? >> WHERE?

>> YAH, WHERE WERE YOU? >> WHERE? >> I WAS ON THE ROOF.

>> WHERE? >> I WAS ON THE ROOF. >> AAH!

>> I WAS ON THE ROOF. >> AAH! >> ACHTUNG!

>> AAH! >> ACHTUNG! >> [ SPEAKS GERMAN ]

>> ACHTUNG! >> [ SPEAKS GERMAN ] >> VIDEO THREE.

>> [ SPEAKS GERMAN ] >> VIDEO THREE. >> YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS

>> VIDEO THREE. >> YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS LIKED DEBBIE.

>> YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS LIKED DEBBIE. EXCEPT ONE TIME IN FOURTH GRADE,

LIKED DEBBIE. EXCEPT ONE TIME IN FOURTH GRADE, SHE TOLD THE TEACHER ON ME

EXCEPT ONE TIME IN FOURTH GRADE, SHE TOLD THE TEACHER ON ME AND SIDNEY FOR EATING BUGS.

SHE TOLD THE TEACHER ON ME AND SIDNEY FOR EATING BUGS. THAT MADE ME FEEL HATRED.

>> OKAY, FIRST, I ONLY CHEWED THE BUGS. I DID NOT SWALLOW.

I ONLY CHEWED THE BUGS. I DID NOT SWALLOW. AND ANYWAY, HENRY'S THE ONE

I DID NOT SWALLOW. AND ANYWAY, HENRY'S THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE BALL SPEED.

AND ANYWAY, HENRY'S THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE BALL SPEED. >> NO I DIDN'T.

WHO CHANGED THE BALL SPEED. >> NO I DIDN'T. >> VIDEO SIX.

>> NO I DIDN'T. >> VIDEO SIX. >> NO, I DIDN'T CHANGE

>> VIDEO SIX. >> NO, I DIDN'T CHANGE THE STUPID BALL SPEED.

>> NO, I DIDN'T CHANGE THE STUPID BALL SPEED. GET OUT OF MY FACE.

THE STUPID BALL SPEED. GET OUT OF MY FACE. >> LOOK, I FELT REALLY BAD

GET OUT OF MY FACE. >> LOOK, I FELT REALLY BAD WHEN DEBBIE FELL OFF THE ROOF.

>> LOOK, I FELT REALLY BAD WHEN DEBBIE FELL OFF THE ROOF. EVEN THOUGH SHE USED TO MAKE FUN

WHEN DEBBIE FELL OFF THE ROOF. EVEN THOUGH SHE USED TO MAKE FUN OF MY BUCKET COLLECTION.

EVEN THOUGH SHE USED TO MAKE FUN OF MY BUCKET COLLECTION. I'M A BUCKETEER.

OF MY BUCKET COLLECTION. I'M A BUCKETEER. >> OKAY, I GUESS I FELT

I'M A BUCKETEER. >> OKAY, I GUESS I FELT A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS

>> OKAY, I GUESS I FELT A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS WHEN DEBBIE WON

A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS WHEN DEBBIE WON THE SPELLING BEE LAST YEAR.

WHEN DEBBIE WON THE SPELLING BEE LAST YEAR. BUT I'M OVER IT.

THE SPELLING BEE LAST YEAR. BUT I'M OVER IT. THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MY TROPHY.

BUT I'M OVER IT. THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MY TROPHY. >> IS THAT WHY YOU CHANGED

THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MY TROPHY. >> IS THAT WHY YOU CHANGED THE BALL SPEED?

>> IS THAT WHY YOU CHANGED THE BALL SPEED? >> I WANT TO TALK TO A LAWYER.

THE BALL SPEED? >> I WANT TO TALK TO A LAWYER. >> VIDEO 15.

>> I WANT TO TALK TO A LAWYER. >> VIDEO 15. >> I...

>> VIDEO 15. >> I... I KNOW NOTHING

>> I... I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS.

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS. COULD SOMEONE GET MY MANAGER,

ABOUT ANY OF THIS. COULD SOMEONE GET MY MANAGER, PLEASE?

COULD SOMEONE GET MY MANAGER, PLEASE? I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS

PLEASE? I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS ARE EVEN GERMAN.

I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS ARE EVEN GERMAN. >> SO I'M GOING TO...

ARE EVEN GERMAN. >> SO I'M GOING TO... I GOT TO GO BUY SOME SOCKS.

>> SO I'M GOING TO... I GOT TO GO BUY SOME SOCKS. >> SOCKS?

I GOT TO GO BUY SOME SOCKS. >> SOCKS? RIGHT NOW?

>> SOCKS? RIGHT NOW? >> YEAH.

RIGHT NOW? >> YEAH. IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

>> YEAH. IT'S AN EMERGENCY. >> BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T

IT'S AN EMERGENCY. >> BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHO MADE DEBBIE

>> BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHO MADE DEBBIE FLY OFF THE ROOF.

FIGURED OUT WHO MADE DEBBIE FLY OFF THE ROOF. >> BUT, HEY, YOU STILL

FLY OFF THE ROOF. >> BUT, HEY, YOU STILL GOT THAT THUMB DRIVE

>> BUT, HEY, YOU STILL GOT THAT THUMB DRIVE WITH ALL THE PICS

GOT THAT THUMB DRIVE WITH ALL THE PICS FROM THE PARTY.

WITH ALL THE PICS FROM THE PARTY. CHECK THOSE FOR EVIDENCE.

FROM THE PARTY. CHECK THOSE FOR EVIDENCE. >> ARE YOU GOING

CHECK THOSE FOR EVIDENCE. >> ARE YOU GOING TO DEBBIE'S PARTY?

>> ARE YOU GOING TO DEBBIE'S PARTY? >> NO.

TO DEBBIE'S PARTY? >> NO. CHECK THE PICS.

>> NO. CHECK THE PICS. >> OKAY.

>> [ BUBBLE POPS ]

>> I KNEW IT. I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DEBBIE'S PARTY.

I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DEBBIE'S PARTY. >> MISS SWELLVIEW'S

TO DEBBIE'S PARTY. >> MISS SWELLVIEW'S GOING TO BE THERE.

>> MISS SWELLVIEW'S GOING TO BE THERE. >> YOU BETTER NOT GO.

GOING TO BE THERE. >> YOU BETTER NOT GO. >> OKAY, I WON'T GO.

>> YOU BETTER NOT GO. >> OKAY, I WON'T GO. >> GOOD.

>> OKAY, I WON'T GO. >> GOOD. >> FINE.

>> UP THE TUBE.

>> HEY, WHERE I COME FROM, A MAN WHO LIES ABOUT SOCKS IS NO MAN!

>> EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN MAN? >> YES, HELLO, CITIZENS. >> WE'RE DEBBIE'S PARENTS.

>> YES, HELLO, CITIZENS. >> WE'RE DEBBIE'S PARENTS. >> AND THIS IS DEBBIE,

>> WE'RE DEBBIE'S PARENTS. >> AND THIS IS DEBBIE, OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL.

>> AND THIS IS DEBBIE, OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL. SHE'S SO EXCITED

OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL. SHE'S SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE.

SHE'S SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE. >> WELL, IT'S GREAT

THAT YOU'RE HERE. >> WELL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU, DEBBIE,

>> WELL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU, DEBBIE, AND YOUR WEALTHY PARENTS.

TO MEET YOU, DEBBIE, AND YOUR WEALTHY PARENTS. >> OH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

AND YOUR WEALTHY PARENTS. >> OH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU AND I...

>> OH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU AND I... WE MET A LONG TIME AGO.

YOU AND I... WE MET A LONG TIME AGO. >> WE DID?

WE MET A LONG TIME AGO. >> WE DID? >> WHAT?

>> WE DID? >> WHAT? >> YEAH.

>> WHAT? >> YEAH. REMEMBER THE SWELLVIEW RODEO?

>> YEAH. REMEMBER THE SWELLVIEW RODEO? I WAS A WAITRESS

REMEMBER THE SWELLVIEW RODEO? I WAS A WAITRESS AND AFTER THE RODEO

I WAS A WAITRESS AND AFTER THE RODEO YOU INVITED ME BACK TO--

AND AFTER THE RODEO YOU INVITED ME BACK TO-- >> OH YES.

YOU INVITED ME BACK TO-- >> OH YES. IT'S SO GREAT

>> OH YES. IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN,

IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, HERE WITH YOUR HUSBAND.

>> HEY! EVERYONE. OVER HERE.

EVERYONE. OVER HERE. HELLO?

>> THAT'S HENRY HART. >> WHY IS HE HERE? >> WHAT HAPPENED

>> WHY IS HE HERE? >> WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND CAPTAIN MAN

>> WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND CAPTAIN MAN AFTER THE RODEO?

WITH YOU AND CAPTAIN MAN AFTER THE RODEO? >> OKAY, I KNOW EVERYONE'S

AFTER THE RODEO? >> OKAY, I KNOW EVERYONE'S FREAKED OUT TO SEE ME HERE

>> OKAY, I KNOW EVERYONE'S FREAKED OUT TO SEE ME HERE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED

FREAKED OUT TO SEE ME HERE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR. >> SING "WRECKING BALL!"

LAST YEAR. >> SING "WRECKING BALL!" >> NO.

>> SING "WRECKING BALL!" >> NO. I'M NOT HERE TO SING.

>> NO. I'M NOT HERE TO SING. I'M HERE 'CAUSE YOU ALL THINK

I'M NOT HERE TO SING. I'M HERE 'CAUSE YOU ALL THINK I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO.

I'M HERE 'CAUSE YOU ALL THINK I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO. >> YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE

I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO. >> YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE STANDING BY THE BALL MACHINE!

>> YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE STANDING BY THE BALL MACHINE! >> YEAH!

STANDING BY THE BALL MACHINE! >> YEAH! >> HEY, HENRY!

>> YEAH! >> HEY, HENRY! YOU GOT TO TRY

>> HEY, HENRY! YOU GOT TO TRY SOME OF THESE MEATBALLS!

YOU GOT TO TRY SOME OF THESE MEATBALLS! >> LOOK, I GET WHY YOU ALL

SOME OF THESE MEATBALLS! >> LOOK, I GET WHY YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE

>> LOOK, I GET WHY YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO TURNED UP THE BALL SPEED,

THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO TURNED UP THE BALL SPEED, BUT MAYBE IT WASN'T ME.

WHO TURNED UP THE BALL SPEED, BUT MAYBE IT WASN'T ME. MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE.

BUT MAYBE IT WASN'T ME. MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE. LIKE CHARLOTTE.

MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE. LIKE CHARLOTTE. [ CROWD GASPS ]

LIKE CHARLOTTE. [ CROWD GASPS ] WHO WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS

[ CROWD GASPS ] WHO WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS EVER SINCE DEBBIE BEAT HER

WHO WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS EVER SINCE DEBBIE BEAT HER IN THE SWELLVIEW SPELLING BEE.

EVER SINCE DEBBIE BEAT HER IN THE SWELLVIEW SPELLING BEE. >> WELL, YOU ALL KNOW

IN THE SWELLVIEW SPELLING BEE. >> WELL, YOU ALL KNOW THAT TROPHY SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE.

>> WELL, YOU ALL KNOW THAT TROPHY SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE. >> OR IT COULD'VE BEEN JASPER.

THAT TROPHY SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE. >> OR IT COULD'VE BEEN JASPER. [ CROWD GASPS ]

>> OR IT COULD'VE BEEN JASPER. [ CROWD GASPS ] WHO'S NEVER FORGOTTEN

[ CROWD GASPS ] WHO'S NEVER FORGOTTEN THAT DEBBIE USED

WHO'S NEVER FORGOTTEN THAT DEBBIE USED TO MOCK HIS BUCKETS.

THAT DEBBIE USED TO MOCK HIS BUCKETS. >> NEVER FORGET.

TO MOCK HIS BUCKETS. >> NEVER FORGET. >> OR MAYBE

>> NEVER FORGET. >> OR MAYBE IT COULD'VE BEEN PIPER.

>> OR MAYBE IT COULD'VE BEEN PIPER. [ CROWD GASPS ]

IT COULD'VE BEEN PIPER. [ CROWD GASPS ] >> HEY!

[ CROWD GASPS ] >> HEY! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT

>> HEY! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO COME TO THIS PARTY LAST YEAR.

I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO COME TO THIS PARTY LAST YEAR. OR THIS YEAR.

TO COME TO THIS PARTY LAST YEAR. OR THIS YEAR. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

OR THIS YEAR. WHAT AM I DOING HERE? >> OR MAYBE IT WAS SIDNEY

WHAT AM I DOING HERE? >> OR MAYBE IT WAS SIDNEY OR OLIVER.

>> OR MAYBE IT WAS SIDNEY OR OLIVER. [ CROWD GASPS ]

OR OLIVER. [ CROWD GASPS ] THEY GOT DETENTION

[ CROWD GASPS ] THEY GOT DETENTION AFTER DEBBIE TOLD OUR TEACHER

THEY GOT DETENTION AFTER DEBBIE TOLD OUR TEACHER THAT THEY WERE EATING BUGS.

THE POINT IS, I KNOW WHO REALLY CHANGED THE BALL SPEED

I KNOW WHO REALLY CHANGED THE BALL SPEED AND KNOCKED DEBBIE OFF THE ROOF

CHANGED THE BALL SPEED AND KNOCKED DEBBIE OFF THE ROOF AND I HAVE PROOF.

AND KNOCKED DEBBIE OFF THE ROOF AND I HAVE PROOF. >> THEN SHOW US!

AND I HAVE PROOF. >> THEN SHOW US! >> I WILL.

>> THEN SHOW US! >> I WILL. BUT FIRST, I'M GOING

>> I WILL. BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF A MEATBALL.

BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF A MEATBALL. I'LL BE BACK

TO GET MYSELF A MEATBALL. I'LL BE BACK AFTER A SHORT BREAK.

I'LL BE BACK AFTER A SHORT BREAK. AND THEN EVERYBODY'S

AFTER A SHORT BREAK. AND THEN EVERYBODY'S GOING TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

AND THEN EVERYBODY'S GOING TO KNOW THE TRUTH. >> SING "CALL ME MAYBE!"

GOING TO KNOW THE TRUTH. >> SING "CALL ME MAYBE!" >> I'M NOT SINGING.

>> OKAY. FIRST I'D LIKE TO SAY... GREAT MEATBALLS.

AND NOW THE PROOF THAT ONE YEAR AGO TODAY I WAS NOT THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE

THAT ONE YEAR AGO TODAY I WAS NOT THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR DEBBIE BEING

I WAS NOT THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR DEBBIE BEING KNOCKED OFF THE ROOF.

FOR DEBBIE BEING KNOCKED OFF THE ROOF. USING MY PHONE,

KNOCKED OFF THE ROOF. USING MY PHONE, I WILL NOW SHOW YOU

USING MY PHONE, I WILL NOW SHOW YOU ACTUAL PHOTOS TAKEN JUST BEFORE

I WILL NOW SHOW YOU ACTUAL PHOTOS TAKEN JUST BEFORE DEBBIE'S PARTY LAST YEAR.

ACTUAL PHOTOS TAKEN JUST BEFORE DEBBIE'S PARTY LAST YEAR. PIC ONE.

DEBBIE'S PARTY LAST YEAR. PIC ONE. HERE YOU SEE JASPER

PIC ONE. HERE YOU SEE JASPER WIPING HIS SWEATY HAND

HERE YOU SEE JASPER WIPING HIS SWEATY HAND ON CHARLOTTE.

WIPING HIS SWEATY HAND ON CHARLOTTE. AND TO THE LEFT

ON CHARLOTTE. AND TO THE LEFT YOU SEE SIDNEY AND OLIVER

AND TO THE LEFT YOU SEE SIDNEY AND OLIVER EATING BUGS.

YOU SEE SIDNEY AND OLIVER EATING BUGS. NO SURPRISE THERE.

EATING BUGS. NO SURPRISE THERE. >> I HAVEN'T EATEN A BUG

NO SURPRISE THERE. >> I HAVEN'T EATEN A BUG SINCE PASSOVER!

>> I HAVEN'T EATEN A BUG SINCE PASSOVER! >> I'M EATING A BUG RIGHT NOW.

>> BUT LOOK CLOSER AND... WHAT'S THAT WE SEE IN THE BACKGROUND?

WHAT'S THAT WE SEE IN THE BACKGROUND? HMM?

IN THE BACKGROUND? HMM? IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER PIPER

HMM? IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER PIPER UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING AS USUAL.

IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER PIPER UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING AS USUAL. PIC TWO.

UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING AS USUAL. PIC TWO. HERE WE HAVE A CLEARER IMAGE

PIC TWO. HERE WE HAVE A CLEARER IMAGE OF PIPER.

HERE WE HAVE A CLEARER IMAGE OF PIPER. AND AS YOU CAN SEE,

OF PIPER. AND AS YOU CAN SEE, SHE'S REALLY MAD

AND AS YOU CAN SEE, SHE'S REALLY MAD ABOUT HER BROKEN PHONE.

SHE'S REALLY MAD ABOUT HER BROKEN PHONE. SO SHE'S THROWING IT.

ABOUT HER BROKEN PHONE. SO SHE'S THROWING IT. >> SO WHAT?

SO SHE'S THROWING IT. >> SO WHAT? >> I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

>> SO WHAT? >> I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. PIC THREE.

>> I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. PIC THREE. HERE YOU SEE ME

PIC THREE. HERE YOU SEE ME STANDING INNOCENTLY

HERE YOU SEE ME STANDING INNOCENTLY BY THE BALL MACHINE.

STANDING INNOCENTLY BY THE BALL MACHINE. AND WHEN I ZOOM IN...

BY THE BALL MACHINE. AND WHEN I ZOOM IN... YOU SEE PIPER'S PHONE

AND WHEN I ZOOM IN... YOU SEE PIPER'S PHONE HITTING THE 11 BUTTON.

YOU SEE PIPER'S PHONE HITTING THE 11 BUTTON. [ CROWD GASPS AND MURMURS ]

HITTING THE 11 BUTTON. [ CROWD GASPS AND MURMURS ] >> OH MY GOD.

[ CROWD GASPS AND MURMURS ] >> OH MY GOD. >> PIPER DID IT.

>> OH MY GOD. >> PIPER DID IT. >> SECURITY!

>> PIPER DID IT. >> SECURITY! >> BUT...

>> SECURITY! >> BUT... BUT...

>> BUT... BUT... IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

BUT... IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I DIDN'T KNOW MY PHONE

IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I DIDN'T KNOW MY PHONE WOULD HIT THE BUTTON.

I DIDN'T KNOW MY PHONE WOULD HIT THE BUTTON. I'M A VICTIM!

WOULD HIT THE BUTTON. I'M A VICTIM! I'M A VICTIM!

I'M A VICTIM! I'M A VICTIM! I WANT TO TALK TO A LAWYER!

>> SO, MISS SWELLVIEW... SINCE I ASSUME THERE ISN'T A MR. SWELLVIEW,

SINCE I ASSUME THERE ISN'T A MR. SWELLVIEW, I WAS WONDERING

THERE ISN'T A MR. SWELLVIEW, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT WANT TO--

WALK AWAY.

>> HENRY, WE ARE SO SORRY WE BLAMED YOU. >> ESPECIALLY ME.

WE ARE SO SORRY WE BLAMED YOU. >> ESPECIALLY ME. >> WELL, I'M SORRY

>> ESPECIALLY ME. >> WELL, I'M SORRY THAT MY LITTLE SISTER

>> WELL, I'M SORRY THAT MY LITTLE SISTER ALMOST KILLED YOU.

THAT MY LITTLE SISTER ALMOST KILLED YOU. >> HEY...

ALMOST KILLED YOU. >> HEY... THINGS HAPPEN.

>> HEY... THINGS HAPPEN. >> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

THINGS HAPPEN. >> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. >> THEY DO, THEY DO.

>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. >> THEY DO, THEY DO. >> MOM, I'M GOING TO GO JUMP

>> THEY DO, THEY DO. >> MOM, I'M GOING TO GO JUMP ON THE TRAMPOLINE

>> MOM, I'M GOING TO GO JUMP ON THE TRAMPOLINE RIGHT BY THE EDGE OF THE ROOF.

ON THE TRAMPOLINE RIGHT BY THE EDGE OF THE ROOF. >> HAVE FUN, BABY.

>> HEY, MRS. PUTCH? >> YEAH? >> A BALLOON GOT STUCK UP THERE

>> YEAH? >> A BALLOON GOT STUCK UP THERE BY THAT LIGHT.

>> A BALLOON GOT STUCK UP THERE BY THAT LIGHT. >> OOH YEAH,

BY THAT LIGHT. >> OOH YEAH, THAT COULD START A FIRE.

>> OOH YEAH, THAT COULD START A FIRE. >> YEAH.

THAT COULD START A FIRE. >> YEAH. >> HEY, NO WORRIES.

>> YEAH. >> HEY, NO WORRIES. I'LL CLIMB UP THERE AND GET IT.

>> HEY, NO WORRIES. I'LL CLIMB UP THERE AND GET IT. >> I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL CLIMB UP THERE AND GET IT. >> I DON'T KNOW. THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS.

>> I DON'T KNOW. THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS. >> EH, THIS KID

THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS. >> EH, THIS KID CAN HANDLE DANGER.

>> EH, THIS KID CAN HANDLE DANGER. HOLD MY MEATBALL.

>> YAY. THIS IS MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.

>> I FIXED IT! >> THANK YOU! >> HEY, HENRY, JUMP DOWN!

>> THANK YOU! >> HEY, HENRY, JUMP DOWN! >> OKAY!

>> HEY, HENRY, JUMP DOWN! >> OKAY! >> [ SCREAMS ]

>> DEBBIE! DEBBIE! DEBBIE! DEBBIE!

>> WHISKERS? >> DEBBIE! >> WHISKERS?

>> DEBBIE! >> WHISKERS? ARE YOU OKAY?

>> WHISKERS? ARE YOU OKAY? WHISKERS?

ARE YOU OKAY? WHISKERS? >> MY NAME IS NOT WHISKERS.

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