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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> I'M WAITING FOR A CUTE GIRL.

>> OH.

>> THAT'S PRETTY CREEPY.

>> OOH, OOH. HERE SHE COMES.

GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY.

WHOA.

HEY, MONICA.

>> OH, HI, JASPER.

>> UH...

COOL SKIRT.

>> THANKS.

>> WHAT ARE THOSE, FLOWERS?

>> YEAH.

>> NICE.

HEY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY

MY SECRET, DID YOU?

>> OF COURSE NOT.

>> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

LOOK.

HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

>> WHAT, JASPER?

>> YEAH. HE KEEPS TRYING

TO MAKE THAT GIRL MONICA

THINK HE'S KID DANGER.

>> OH, MAN.

>> OW.

>> ARE YOU OKAY?

>> YEAH.

I JUST HAD A ROUGH NIGHT

LAST NIGHT AT WORK.

>> REALLY?

WAS THERE A LOT OF...

DANGER?

>> SHH.

>> YOU KNOW I CAN'T TALK

ABOUT MY JOB.

>> OOH, SORRY.

>> HE TOUCHED HER LIPS.

>> IT'S NOT FUNNY.

HE'S LYING TO HER.

AND NOW SHE'S GOT DIRTY LIPS.

>> COME ON.

HEY, JASPER.

WHAT'S POOPININ'?

>> HENRY.

YOU GUYS KNOW MONICA.

>> SURE.

>> HEY, MONICA.

>> HI.

>> SO, DUDE,

TRICK OR TREATING TONIGHT,

YOU STILL COMING WITH US?

>> IT'S OKAY TO SAY NO.

>> YEAH, I'M COMING.

YOU WANT TO COME

TRICK OR TREATING WITH US?

>> I'D LOVE TO COME.

>> COOL.

JUST REMEMBER...

A CERTAIN CAPTAIN

MIGHT NEED MY HELP TONIGHT.

>> THAT'S OKAY.

I LIKE DANGER.

>> AND DANGER LIKES YOU.

>> HEY, JASPER.

>> WHAT?

>> SHH.

>> HEY. HEY.

CHECK ME OUT.

OOH.

>> WHAT ARE YOU?

>> I'M A ZOMBIE TENNIS PLAYER.

COOL COSTUME, RIGHT?

>> DON'T YOU THINK ZOMBIES

ARE KIND OF PLAYED OUT?

>> WELL, YEAH, REGULAR ZOMBIES.

THAT'S WHY I ADDED

THE WHOLE TENNIS ELEMENT.

SO, NOW IT'S...

BOOM...

FRESH.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> HEY, I THINK WE HAVE

ANOTHER TRICK OR TREATER!

>> YES, I HEARD THE DOORBELL!

>> TRICK OR TREAT.

>> YOU STOLE MY COSTUME.

>> JUST PUT THE CANDY

IN THE SACK.

>> BOOM, FRESH.

>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

>> HENRY, WILL YOU HELP ME

FIND MY CAR KEYS?

>> NO THANKS.

>> HEY, INTERESTING COSTUMES.

>> THANKS. I'M A GARBAGE MAN.

>> AND I'M A BAG OF TRASH.

>> AND I'M SO PROUD

TO BE YOUR SON.

>> I AM SO ANGRY.

>> WHOA.

WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

>> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

TAYLOR SWIFT.

>> WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK

VERY MUCH LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT.

>> YEAH, BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND

ORDERED ME THE WRONG COSTUME.

>> MY NAME IS DAD.

>> I'M NOT TALKING

TO YOU TONIGHT.

>> THAT'S NOT

THE COSTUME YOU WANTED?

>> NO. I TOLD DAD TO ORDER ME

A TAYLOR SWIFT COSTUME.

>> I MADE A MISTAKE.

>> AND HE ORDERED ME

THIS JONATHAN SWIFT COSTUME.

>> WHO'S JONATHAN SWIFT?

>> EXACTLY.

>> HE'S A VERY FAMOUS

18TH CENTURY AUTHOR

FROM IRELAND.

WHAT?

I'M WEIRD BECAUSE I'M EDUCATED?

>> OOH, WE'RE LATE

FOR THE PARTY.

WE'VE GOT TO GO.

>> I JUST NEED MY PURSE.

>> WHAT?

YOU'RE GOING TO A PARTY?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING

TO TAKE PIPER TRICK OR TREATING.

>> WE WERE.

>> NOW YOU ARE.

>> WHAT? WAIT!

>> SORRYGOE

OUT THE TRASH.

>> THAT'S ME.

>> NO! MOM, DAD,

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME

TAKE PIPER TRICK OR TREATING!

WE HAD A DEAL!

YOU CAN'T JUST...

I LOVE YOU?

[ CAR DRIVING AWAY ]

>> YOU THINK I'M HAPPY

ABOUT IT?

>> YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME.

I'M IN CHARGE TONIGHT

SO YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME RESPECT.

STARTING NOW.

>> HEY, HALLOWEENERS.

HAVE NO FEAR...

KID DANGER IS HERE.

>> OH...

>> MY...

>> GOD.

IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.

>> MY DAD WAS

AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.

>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.

>> AND BY ACCIDENT,

HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.

AH!

>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE

AND MET

A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.

>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

NOW I PROTECT

THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.

YOU'LL CALL ME...

>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...

>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.

>> CAPTAIN MAN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT

BEING A SUPERHERO

IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.

>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.

>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.

>> I, HENRY HART...

>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER

TELL ANYONE...

>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S

SECRET SIDEKICK.

>> IT IS DONE.

>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.

>> AND FIGHT CRIME.

>> FEELS GOOD.

>> CALL IT.

>> UP THE TUBE!

OH, MY BOOT.

>> AH!

>> STUPID JONATHAN SWIFT.

WAY TO GO, DAD.

>> SO, JASPER...

>> UH, UH, UH.

TONIGHT YOU CAN CALL ME

"KID DANGER."

>> OKAY, COOL.

SO, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

>> SURE.

>> HOW COME YOUR COSTUME

DOESN'T LOOK QUITE LIKE

THE REAL KID DANGER COSTUME?

>> OH.

SEE...

BY WEARING THIS FAKE COSTUME,

NO BAD GUYS WILL EVER SUSPECT

THAT I'M THE REAL KID DANGER.

>> OH.

>> THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, THAT TRACKS.

>> YOU GUYS, COME ON.

WE GOING TRICK OR TREATING

OR WHAT?

>> YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

>> OKAY.

LET'S START ON RIVERSIDE

BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE

GIVE OUT GREAT CANDY

AND THEN WE CAN GO--

[ WATCH BEEPING ]

>> WHY IS YOUR WATCH

ALWAYS BEEPING?

>> IT'S MY BOSS

FROM JUNK-N-STUFF.

I GOT TO GO SEE WHAT HE WANTS.

>> I'LL GO WITH YOU.

>> RIGHT.

>> NO.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO

TRICK OR TREATING.

>> HEY, I'M GOING TO TAKE MONICA

AND GO HIT THE HOUSES

ON RIVERSIDE.

>> COOL.

>> WE'LL TEXT YOU

AND MEET UP LATER.

>> OKAY.

>> SEE YOU.

>> WE BETTER HURRY.

>> YEAH. PIPER, LET'S GO.

>> NO.

I'M NOT GOING

TO YOUR STUPID STORE.

>> I PROMISED MOM AND DAD

I'D WATCH YOU TONIGHT.

>> SO, WATCH ME

STUFF CANDY IN MY FACE.

>> WE'LL TAKE YOU

TRICK OR TREATING RIGHT AFTER.

>> NOT ACCEPTABLE.

IF YOU GUYS DON'T TAKE ME

TRICK OR TREATING RIGHT NOW,

THEN I'LL TELL MOM AND DAD--

>> WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

>> SHE WAS TALKING SO MUCH.

NOW, COME ON, WE GOT

TO GO SEE WHAT RAY WANTS.

GRAB HER FEET.

>> AW, MAN.

[ GRUNTING ]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

>> SHABBAT SHALOM.

>> SO...

WHEN YOU'RE KID DANGER

AND YOU AND CAPTAIN MAN

ARE FIGHTING BAD GUYS,

DO YOU EVER WORRY

ABOUT GETTING HURT?

>> NAH.

WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A SUPERHERO,

I DON'T THINK, I JUST DO.

>> THAT'S SO YODA.

>> YOU REALLY GET ME.

[ GLASS SHATTERING ]

>> OH MY GOSH.

YOU SEE THAT GUY?

HE'S BREAKING

INTO THAT CAR.

>> MAYBE WE SHOULD

CALL THE COPS.

>> YOU DON'T NEED THE COPS.

>> WHY DON'T I?

>> BECAUSE YOU'RE KID DANGER.

>> RIGHT.

BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S NOT HERE

WITH ME, SO...

>> IT'S JUST ONE GUY.

GO GET THEM, KID DANGER.

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU THERE!

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

HEY YOU, IN THE CAR THERE!

>> WHOA. COOL 'STUME.

>> THIS IS NOT JUST A 'STUME.

I'M...

I'M THE REAL KID DANGER.

>> COOL.

HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER.

>> FOR WHAT?

>> I'M TRYING TO STEAL

PART OF THIS CAR.

COULD YOU CHECK THERE,

IN MY BAG OF BURGLAR TOOLS?

>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK

YOUR BAG OF TOOLS.

YOU'RE...

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, MAN.

>> YOU'RE HILARIOUS.

HANG ON A SEC, I'LL COME OUT.

HEY...

AREN'T YOU CAPTAIN MAN'S

NEW LITTLE PARTNER?

>> THAT'S KID DANGER

AND HE'S GOING

TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF.

>> I WILL HANDLE THIS.

WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GO HOME?

>> I BET CAPTAIN MAN

WOULD PAY BIG BUCKS

TO GET HIS LITTLE

KID DANGER BACK.

>> ACTUALLY...

WE'RE LIKE A NON-PROFIT

CRIME-FIGHTING TEAM,

SO I DOUBT THAT HE WOULD--

[ GRUNTS ]

>> OOH, NOW YOU'RE REALLY

GOING TO GET IT.

>> PLEASE STOP HELPING ME.

>> CAN YOU STOP RESISTING?

COME HERE.

>> OMAR.

OMAR, LOOK.

A JELLY BEAN.

WOULD YOU

LIKE A JELLY BEAN?

HERE YOU GO.

OH, YES.

YOU CHEW SO CUTELY.

HENRY AND CHARLOTTE.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

>> HEY.

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> WHO IS THAT?

>> OH, THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER.

>> AND WHEN DID YOU KILL HER?

>> SHE'S NOT DEAD.

>> I JUST STUNNED HER.

>> OH, GOOD.

>> WILL YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HER

WHILE WE GO TALK TO RAY?

>> SURE.

>> COOL.

>> THANKS.

[ CHOKING ]

>> SOMETHING WRONG WITH OMAR?

>> WELL...

I JUST GAVE HIM A JELLY BEAN.

AND--

>> YOUR PLANT JUST PUKED

ON MY SISTER.

>> YES.

NO MORE CANDY FOR YOU.

>> YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> YEAH, BUT I THINK

I DROPPED A NOODLE.

>> RAY?

>> HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

LOOK. I'M A CHEER LOBSTER.

>> CHEER LOBSTER?

>> IS THAT, LIKE, A THING?

>> YEAH, IT'S A THING.

LOOK.

GO TEAM!

PLEASE DON'T BOIL ME

OR USE A TINY FORK

TO REMOVE MY FLESH AND EAT ME!

>> YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A LOBSTER

THAN A CHEERLEADER.

>> WELL, THERE WAS NO ROOM

FOR LOBSTER BOOBS.

>> WHY DID YOU BEEP HENRY?

>> SO YOU GUYS COULD

COME SEE MY COOL COSTUME.

>> AW, RAY.

I HAD TO ZAP MY LITTLE SISTER

TO COME HERE.

>> YOU KILLED HER?

>> NO. I JUST STUNNED HER.

WAIT, I THINK IT WAS SET

TO STUN.

STUN IS BLUE AND KILL IS RED,

RIGHT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.

>> CAN WE PLEASE

GO TRICK OR TREATING?

[ ALARM RINGING ]

>> UH-OH, TROUBLE.

SHELLFISH.

WHAT'S UP, GOOCH?

>> YOU JUST RECEIVED A VIDEO.

>> FROM WHO?

>> FROM A MAN WHO CLAIMS

TO HAVE CAPTURED KID DANGER.

>> PLAY THE VIDEO.

>> HEY, CAPTAIN MAN.

IT'S YOUR OLD FRIEND--

>> PAUSE.

JEFF.

THAT GUY IS SO STUPID.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?

>> HE'S BEEN A PETTY THIEF

IN SWELLVIEW FOR YEARS.

I PUT HIM IN JAIL,

LIKE, A DOZEN TIMES.

RESUME PLAY.

>> SO, GUESS WHAT?

I KIDNAPPED YOUR SIDEKICK.

>> AW, PLEASE DON'T BE JASPER.

PLEASE DON'T BE JASPER.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE JASPER.

>> TAKE A LOOK.

[ MUMBLING ]

>> IT'S JASPER.

>> WHAT A SURPRISE TWIST.

>> HEY, ISN'T THAT KID

YOUR FRIEND

WITH THE SWEATY HANDS

WHO LOVES BUCKETS?

>> THAT'S HIM.

>> HOW CAN THAT JEFF GUY THINK

JASPER'S THE REAL KID DANGER?

>> OH, WELL, SEE...

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A MORON.

>> OH, AND I ALSO KIDNAPPED

KID DANGER'S WOMAN.

[ MUMBLING ]

NOW, IF YOU EVER WANT

TO SEE THEM AGAIN,

YOU BETTER BRING ME, LIKE...

A MILLION DOLLARS.

OH, AND I WANT TWO BIG-N-BEEFYS

FROM INSIDE OUT BURGER.

WITH FRIES.

AND DON'T FORGET

THE MILLION DOLLARS.

>> WHAT?

IS THAT GUY INSANE?

>> YEAH.

NOBODY CAN EAT TWO BIG-N-BEEFYS.

>> NOT WITH FRIES.

>> WHATEVER.

COME ON, HENRY.

LET'S GO RESCUE YOUR FRIEND.

>> I...

I CAN'T GO WITH YOU.

>> WHY CAN'T YOU?

>> BECAUSE JASPER

REALLY LIKES THAT GIRL.

>> SO?

>> HE MADE HER THINK

THAT HE'S KID DANGER.

SO, NOW IF I SHOW UP THERE

WITH YOU, SHE'S GOING TO KNOW

HE WAS LYING.

>> DON'T YOU THINK JASPER

SHOULD FIND A GIRL WHO LIKES HIM

FOR WHO HE REALLY IS?

>> YOU KNOW THAT'S NEVER

GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GO RESCUE YOUR FRIEND.

>> OKAY. BUT WHEN YOU'RE THERE,

YOU GOT TO ACT LIKE JASPER'S

THE REAL KID DANGER.

>> I KNOW HOW TO ACT.

>> GOOD LUCK.

>> I DON'T NEED LUCK.

IT'S JEFF.

UP THE TUBE.

>> HEY...

I HAVE TO GO TAKE MY NEPHEW

TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY.

LATER.

>> WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD

GET YOU KIDS SOME FOOD.

>> OW!

>> SORRY.

>> OW!

>> SORRY.

I'LL GO GET YOU GUYS

SOME CORN CHIPS.

I THINK I LEFT THEM

IN MY BATHROOM.

>> WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE,

KID DANGER'S GOING

TO SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

>> SHE'S JUST JOKING.

SHE LOVES COMEDY.

>> OKAY, HE'S OUT OF THE ROOM,

MAKE YOUR MOVE.

>> OKAY.

>> NOT ON ME.

>> PLEASE?

>> COME ON,

JUST BREAK THROUGH YOUR ROPES

AND GO ALL KID DANGER

ON THAT GUY.

>> BUT...

HE'S SO BIG.

>> SO?

YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.

>> SIDEKICK, BABY.

THAT'S LIKE A SIGNIFICANT NOTCH

DOWN FROM A SUPERHERO.

>> I FOUND THE CHIPS.

>> I DON'T WANT--

I DON'T WANT THAT.

>> CAPTAIN MAN.

>> UH-OH.

>> DUDE, THE DOOR

WASN'T EVEN LOCKED.

>> I KNOW, JEFF.

BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU,

SO I SMASHED YOUR DOOR.

>> WELL, I DON'T SEE

ANY HAMBURGERS.

WHERE ARE MY BIG-N-BEEFYS?

>> THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOING

TO GET THAT'S BIG AND BEEFY

WILL BE YOUR CELL MATE IN JAIL.

>> OKAY, WELL, WHEN DO I GET

MY MILLION DOLLARS?

>> OKAY, YOU'RE TOO STUPID

TO TALK TO. SIT.

HEY, KID DANGER,

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

>> THANKS, BOSS.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, TOO.

>> WELL, I KNEW

YOU DIDN'T NEED ME

TO TAKE DOWN A PETTY CRIMINAL

LIKE JEFF.

>> OH, YEAH.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUST OUT

OF THOSE ROPES AND RAIN DOWN

SOME PAIN ON THAT DUDE.

>> OKAY, KID DANGER...

GO TO IT.

>> HUH?

GO SHOW THAT CRIMINAL

WHO'S BOSS.

>> YEAH, KID DANGER,

GO BUST HIM UP.

I LOVE IT WHEN BOYS FIGHT.

>> OKAY.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

FOR BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S CARS

AND FOR KIDNAPPING US

ON HALLOWEEN.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> WHOA!

THAT WAS FOR YOU, MONICA.

>> WAY TO GO, K-D.

>> YAY, GREAT JOB, KID DANGER.

HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU

FOR A SECOND?

>> YEAH, SURE.

MY BOSS NEEDS ME.

LISTEN, CAPTAIN MAN...

>> YES?

>> I'M NOT REALLY KID DANGER.

>> I KNOW THAT.

NOW, DON'T YOU THINK

YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ELSE?

>> BUT IF I TELL HER THE TRUTH,

SHE WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE.

>> HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON?

>> 13.

>> THEN YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG

TO BE LYING TO GIRLS.

>> OKAY. I'LL TELL HER.

>> GOOD BOY.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TAKE

THIS IDIOT BACK TO JAIL.

GET UP, STUPID.

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU ARE RIDING MY LAST NERVE.

COME ON. STOP THAT.

GET UP.

>> OKAY.

JUST GET HER UP.

CAREFUL NOT TO DROP HER.

>> NOT TO WHAT?

>> DROP HER.

>> OKAY.

YOU SAID DROP HER.

>> NO, I SAID--

OH, FORGET IT.

LET'S JUST TAKE HER TO--

>> SHE'S WAKING UP.

>> YEAH.

BECAUSE YOU DROPPED HER.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> YOU ATE SOME BAD CANDY.

>> REAL BAD CANDY.

>> WHY ARE YOU GUYS

SO CLOSE TO MY FACE?

>> THERE YOU GO.

ALL FREE.

>> THANKS.

SO, BEFORE, WHEN CAPTAIN MAN

TOOK YOU INTO THE KITCHEN...

>> YEAH?

>> WHAT WERE YOU GUYS

TALKING ABOUT?

>> WELL...

SEE...

HE GAVE ME A RAISE.

>> NO WAY.

>> YEP. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

>> I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU,

KID DANGER.

>> WELL...

I EARNED IT.

>> HENRY!

>> I'VE ALREADY ANSWERED

ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.

>> I WANT THE TRUTH.

>> WILL YOU JUST LET IT GO?

>> NO.

I DON'T THINK

I ATE ANY BAD CANDY.

>> WELL, YOU DID.

>> WELL, I'M GOING TO TELL

MOM AND DAD--

>> EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, KIDS?

ARE YOU GUYS TRICK OR TREATERS

OR DO YOU LIVE HERE?

>> OH, WE LIVE HERE.

>> JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> WELL, I KNOW IT'S ALREADY

AFTER NINE, BUT MY KID AND I

GOT A LATE START

TRICK OR TREATING

AND I WAS WONDERING

IF YOU'RE STILL

GIVING OUT CANDY.

>> OH, I CAN CHECK INSIDE AND--

>> WAIT, SHUT UP.

YOUR COSTUME...

ARE YOU?

>> JONATHAN SWIFT.

>> I'M JONATHAN SWIFT.

>> COOL.

>> COOL.

>> LET'S HANG.

>> OKAY.

>> PIPER!

I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD

HANG OUT WITH--

GOOD LUCK.

>> NO WORRIES.

I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THE KIDS.

[ HOWLING ]

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