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[ MUSIC ]

>> TO FIGHT THAT CRIME.

AND, LUCKILY, SWELLVIEW

HAS THE BEST CRIME FIGHTERS

OF ALL.

AND SO, MY FELLOW SWELLVIEWIANS,

AS VICE MAYOR OF THIS FINE CITY,

I PRESENT THESE MEDALS

OF RECOGNITION FOR BRAVERY

AND COMMUNITY SERVICE

TO OUR VERY OWN CAPTAIN MAN

AND KID DANGER.

OH, AND PLEASE ACCEPT

THIS COUPON FOR ONE FREE

MEDIUM FROZEN YOGURT.

>> WOW.

>> EACH?

>> NO, YOU'LL HAVE

TO SPLIT THE YOGURT.

>> THANK YOU, VICE MAYOR.

AND THANK YOU,

CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.

>> HEY, WHY DIDN'T HENRY

COME TO THIS?

>> OH, HE...

HIS GOLDFISH HAD BABIES.

>> WHAT GOLDFISH?

>> I DIDN'T KNOW HENRY

HAD A GOLDFISH.

>> WELL, HE DOES

AND SHE WAS PREGNANT.

>> DO WE KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS?

>> AND WE VERY MUCH

APPRECIATE THESE MEDALS

AND THE YOGURT,

WHICH WE'LL SHARE.

KID DANGER, YOU'RE UP.

>> WE LOVE YOU, KID DANGER!

KID DANGER IS SO HOT.

>> YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT

TO BE SAYING THAT.

>> EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY BEEN

CAPTAIN MAN'S SIDEKICK

FOR A SHORT TIME, I REALLY--

[ MUSIC ]

SERIOUSLY?

THEY'RE PLAYING ME OFF?

>> I THINK

THERE WAS A TIME LIMIT.

>> LOOK OVER HERE.

>> HELLO.

>> HI.

>> HEY, JASPER,

DID YOU NOTICE OUR NEW...

SKINNY JEANS?

>> THEY'RE LIKE REGULAR JEANS,

BUT SUPER TIGHT.

>> GIRLS LOVE THEM.

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

[ LAUGHING ]

>> OH, HI GIRLS.

>> LADIES.

>> THANKS FOR THE SNOW CONES.

>> YEAH, NICE CONES.

>> COME ON, LET'S TAKE A WALK

AROUND SWELLVIEW POND.

>> I'VE BEEN WEARING

THE WRONG PANTS.

>> YOUR PROBLEMS

ARE WAY BIGGER THAN YOUR PANTS.

>> I GOT TO START SOMEWHERE.

>> HEY, CAPTAIN MAN.

OUR CAR'S READY.

>> THEN LET'S RIDE.

>> WAIT, CAPTAIN MAN!

CAPTAIN MAN!

>> YES, YOU IN THE LOOSE PANTS.

>> WILL YOU SIGN MY CAPTAIN MAN

ACTION FIGURE?

>> SURE. JUST BRING IT UP HERE

AND I'D BE GLAD TO--

[ GASPS ]

[ GROANS ]

>> IT HIT HIM IN THE MOUTH!

>> SORRY, CAPTAIN MAN!

>> NO WORRIES.

I'M OKAY!

>> CAPTAIN MAN.

>> WHAT?

>> BLOOD.

>> WHY DO YOU HAVE

A BLOODY THUMB?

>> I DON'T.

YOU HAVE A BLOODY LIP

FROM THAT TOY HITTING YOU

IN THE FACE.

>> BUT...

BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I CAN'T BE INJURED.

I'M CAPTAIN MAN.

>> WELL, CAPTAIN MAN'S LIP

IS BLEEDING.

>> HENRY.

>> YEAH?

>> I'M NOT OKAY.

>> SHH.

IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.

>> MY DAD WAS

AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.

>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.

>> AND BY ACCIDENT,

HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.

AH!

>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE

AND MET

A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.

>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

NOW I PROTECT

THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW,

WHO CALL ME...

>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...

>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.

>> CAPTAIN MAN!

>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT

BEING A SUPERHERO

IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.

>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.

>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.

>> I, HENRY HART...

>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER

TELL ANYONE...

>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S

SECRET SIDEKICK.

>> IT IS DONE.

>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.

>> AND FIGHT CRIME.

>> FEELS GOOD.

>> CALL IT.

>> UP THE TUBE!

AH, MY BOOT.

>> HA!

COME ON, GOOCH,

HOW MANY OF THESE TESTS

ARE WE GOING TO DO?

>> SHUSH.

NOW, REMOVE YOUR RIGHT GLOVE,

THEN HOLD UP YOUR HAND.

>> THIS IS GETTING

ON MY NERVES NOW.

>> HOLD IN THE FIRE!

>> OW, OW, OW!

[ SCREAMING ]

>> DO YOU STILL

FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR HAND?

>> YEAH.

I DON'T GET IT.

IT'S BEEN TWO SECONDS,

THE PAIN SHOULD BE GONE BY NOW.

>> WE NEED MORE TESTS.

>> NO, WE'VE CHECKED ENOUGH OF MY BODY PARTS. >> WHAT ABOUT HIS BUTT?

OF MY BODY PARTS. >> WHAT ABOUT HIS BUTT? CHECK HIS BUTT.

>> WHAT ABOUT HIS BUTT? CHECK HIS BUTT. >> WE SHOULD CHECK YOUR BUTT.

CHECK HIS BUTT. >> WE SHOULD CHECK YOUR BUTT. >> CHECK MY BUTT HOW?

>> WE SHOULD CHECK YOUR BUTT. >> CHECK MY BUTT HOW? >> FACE THE OTHER WAY

>> CHECK MY BUTT HOW? >> FACE THE OTHER WAY AND TOUCH YOUR TOES.

>> FACE THE OTHER WAY AND TOUCH YOUR TOES. >> OH, NO, NO, NO.

AND TOUCH YOUR TOES. >> OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU'VE ALREADY STABBED MY NECK,

>> OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU'VE ALREADY STABBED MY NECK, POURED ACID ON MY FOOT,

YOU'VE ALREADY STABBED MY NECK, POURED ACID ON MY FOOT, AND TOASTED MY HAND.

POURED ACID ON MY FOOT, AND TOASTED MY HAND. I THINK WE CAN ALL ASSUME

AND TOASTED MY HAND. I THINK WE CAN ALL ASSUME I'M ALSO VULNERABLE

I THINK WE CAN ALL ASSUME I'M ALSO VULNERABLE TO BUTT WOUNDS.

I'M ALSO VULNERABLE TO BUTT WOUNDS. >> HEY, YOU GUYS...

TO BUTT WOUNDS. >> HEY, YOU GUYS... THIS IS GREAT FROZEN YOGURT.

>> HEY, YOU GUYS... THIS IS GREAT FROZEN YOGURT. >> HALF THAT YOGURT'S MINE.

GOOCH, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME? NO ONE'S BEEN ABLE TO INJURE ME

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME? NO ONE'S BEEN ABLE TO INJURE ME SINCE I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD.

NO ONE'S BEEN ABLE TO INJURE ME SINCE I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. >> HEY, EVERYBODY,

SINCE I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. >> HEY, EVERYBODY, COME LOOK AT THIS.

>> HEY, EVERYBODY, COME LOOK AT THIS. >> WHAT'S UP?

COME LOOK AT THIS. >> WHAT'S UP? >> WATCH THIS NEWS FOOTAGE

>> WHAT'S UP? >> WATCH THIS NEWS FOOTAGE FROM THE AWARD THING YESTERDAY.

>> WATCH THIS NEWS FOOTAGE FROM THE AWARD THING YESTERDAY. HERE, I'LL PLAY IT

FROM THE AWARD THING YESTERDAY. HERE, I'LL PLAY IT IN SLOW MOTION.

THERE. SEE RIGHT THERE? YOU SEE THAT WOMAN

SEE RIGHT THERE? YOU SEE THAT WOMAN WITH THE PERFUME?

YOU SEE THAT WOMAN WITH THE PERFUME? >> SHE INTENTIONALLY SPRAYED ME.

WITH THE PERFUME? >> SHE INTENTIONALLY SPRAYED ME. >> BUT PERFUME WOULDN'T

>> SHE INTENTIONALLY SPRAYED ME. >> BUT PERFUME WOULDN'T MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS.

>> BUT PERFUME WOULDN'T MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS. >> TRUE.

MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS. >> TRUE. PERFUME WOULDN'T.

>> TRUE. PERFUME WOULDN'T. >> ONLY THE TEARS

PERFUME WOULDN'T. >> ONLY THE TEARS OF THE JOLLY BEETLE.

>> ONLY THE TEARS OF THE JOLLY BEETLE. >> JOLLY WHAT?

>> THERE. THE JOLLY BEETLE. >> ONE OF THE RAREST

THE JOLLY BEETLE. >> ONE OF THE RAREST AND HAPPIEST BUGS ON EARTH.

>> ONE OF THE RAREST AND HAPPIEST BUGS ON EARTH. >> SO, YOU GUYS ARE SAYING

AND HAPPIEST BUGS ON EARTH. >> SO, YOU GUYS ARE SAYING THAT A JOLLY BEETLE

>> SO, YOU GUYS ARE SAYING THAT A JOLLY BEETLE CAN TAKE AWAY

THAT A JOLLY BEETLE CAN TAKE AWAY CAPTAIN MAN'S POWER?

CAN TAKE AWAY CAPTAIN MAN'S POWER? >> NOT THE BEETLE ITSELF.

CAPTAIN MAN'S POWER? >> NOT THE BEETLE ITSELF. >> THE BEETLE'S TEARS.

>> NOT THE BEETLE ITSELF. >> THE BEETLE'S TEARS. >> YOU SEE, WHEN THEY CRY,

>> THE BEETLE'S TEARS. >> YOU SEE, WHEN THEY CRY, THEIR TEARS CONTAIN AN ENZYME,

>> YOU SEE, WHEN THEY CRY, THEIR TEARS CONTAIN AN ENZYME, LIKE AN ACID THAT BREAKS DOWN

THEIR TEARS CONTAIN AN ENZYME, LIKE AN ACID THAT BREAKS DOWN MOLECULAR DENSITY.

LIKE AN ACID THAT BREAKS DOWN MOLECULAR DENSITY. >> AND MOLECULAR DENSITY

MOLECULAR DENSITY. >> AND MOLECULAR DENSITY IS WHAT MAKES

>> AND MOLECULAR DENSITY IS WHAT MAKES CAPTAIN MAN UNDAMAGEABLE.

IS WHAT MAKES CAPTAIN MAN UNDAMAGEABLE. >> AND YOU GUYS THINK THAT

CAPTAIN MAN UNDAMAGEABLE. >> AND YOU GUYS THINK THAT THAT LADY'S PERFUME...

>> AND YOU GUYS THINK THAT THAT LADY'S PERFUME... >> CONTAINED THE TEARS

THAT LADY'S PERFUME... >> CONTAINED THE TEARS OF A JOLLY BEETLE.

>> CONTAINED THE TEARS OF A JOLLY BEETLE. >> AH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

OF A JOLLY BEETLE. >> AH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TO FILL A WHOLE PERFUME BOTTLE,

>> AH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TO FILL A WHOLE PERFUME BOTTLE, YOU'D NEED TEARS

TO FILL A WHOLE PERFUME BOTTLE, YOU'D NEED TEARS FROM DOZENS OF JOLLY BEETLES.

YOU'D NEED TEARS FROM DOZENS OF JOLLY BEETLES. >> AND THEY WOULD

FROM DOZENS OF JOLLY BEETLES. >> AND THEY WOULD ALL HAVE TO BE CRYING.

>> AND THEY WOULD ALL HAVE TO BE CRYING. >> BUT IF THOSE BEETLES

ALL HAVE TO BE CRYING. >> BUT IF THOSE BEETLES ARE SO JOLLY,

>> BUT IF THOSE BEETLES ARE SO JOLLY, WHAT WOULD MAKE THEM CRY?

[ CRYING BEETLES ]

>> NURSE COHORT, TURN UP THE MOVIE'S VOLUME.

>> BUT DADDY, I LOVE ELMER. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. >> BUT HE'S A WILD ANIMAL.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. >> BUT HE'S A WILD ANIMAL. WE'VE GOT TO LET HIM GO.

>> BUT HE'S A WILD ANIMAL. WE'VE GOT TO LET HIM GO. >> BUT MAMA SAID

WE'VE GOT TO LET HIM GO. >> BUT MAMA SAID I COULD KEEP HIM FOREVER.

>> BUT MAMA SAID I COULD KEEP HIM FOREVER. >> YOUR MAMA'S GONE, SON.

I COULD KEEP HIM FOREVER. >> YOUR MAMA'S GONE, SON. AND SHE AIN'T COMING BACK.

>> YOUR MAMA'S GONE, SON. AND SHE AIN'T COMING BACK. >> I KNOW.

AND SHE AIN'T COMING BACK. >> I KNOW. >> IT'S TIME, BOY.

>> I KNOW. >> IT'S TIME, BOY. >> OKAY.

GO ON, ELMER. GO ON NOW. GET!

GO ON NOW. GET! GO ON!

GET! GO ON! [ BOY CRYING ]

GO ON! [ BOY CRYING ] >> LOOK AT THIS.

[ BOY CRYING ] >> LOOK AT THIS. ALL MY BEETLES ARE CRYING.

>> LOOK AT THIS. ALL MY BEETLES ARE CRYING. MAKING MORE TEARS.

>> [ GRUNTING ]

[ PHONE DINGS ] >> HEY, I GOT A NEWS ALERT. IT SAYS A TIGER

>> HEY, I GOT A NEWS ALERT. IT SAYS A TIGER ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO.

IT SAYS A TIGER ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO. >> SHH.

ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO. >> SHH. JASPER'S PUTTING ON

>> SHH. JASPER'S PUTTING ON THE SKINNY JEANS.

JASPER'S PUTTING ON THE SKINNY JEANS. >> A TIGER COULD EAT YOUR MOM.

THE SKINNY JEANS. >> A TIGER COULD EAT YOUR MOM. >> [ GRUNTING ]

>> A TIGER COULD EAT YOUR MOM. >> [ GRUNTING ] THESE ARE TOO TIGHT.

>> [ GRUNTING ] THESE ARE TOO TIGHT. >> WELL, IF YOU WANT

THESE ARE TOO TIGHT. >> WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET GIRLS,

>> WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET GIRLS, YOU GOT TO GET THOSE JEANS ON.

TO GET GIRLS, YOU GOT TO GET THOSE JEANS ON. >> I'M TRYING.

YOU GOT TO GET THOSE JEANS ON. >> I'M TRYING. >> TRY HARDER.

>> HELLO, BOYS. HOW ARE THE JEANS FITTING? >> HE CAN'T GET THEM ON.

HOW ARE THE JEANS FITTING? >> HE CAN'T GET THEM ON. >> HE DOESN'T WANT IT

>> HE CAN'T GET THEM ON. >> HE DOESN'T WANT IT BAD ENOUGH.

>> HE DOESN'T WANT IT BAD ENOUGH. >> I DO TOO.

BAD ENOUGH. >> I DO TOO. >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T STRESS.

>> I DO TOO. >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T STRESS. I'M HERE TO HELP.

OH. NEVAEH, CANDY, LITTLE HELP? >> YOU'RE CALLING FOR BACKUP?

NEVAEH, CANDY, LITTLE HELP? >> YOU'RE CALLING FOR BACKUP? >> I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

>> YOU'RE CALLING FOR BACKUP? >> I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. HURRY IN.

>> I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. HURRY IN. EVERYBODY, GRAB AND PULL.

HURRY IN. EVERYBODY, GRAB AND PULL. >> [ GRUNTING ]

EVERYBODY, GRAB AND PULL. >> [ GRUNTING ] OW!

>> [ GRUNTING ] OW! >> EDDIE, WE NEED THE JEAN HORN!

OW! >> EDDIE, WE NEED THE JEAN HORN! >> THESE JEANS ARE, LIKE,

>> EDDIE, WE NEED THE JEAN HORN! >> THESE JEANS ARE, LIKE, TWO SIZES TOO SMALL.

>> THESE JEANS ARE, LIKE, TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. >> NO, THEY'RE NOT.

TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. >> NO, THEY'RE NOT. >> GIVE IT.

>> NO, THEY'RE NOT. >> GIVE IT. >> OKAY, SO, HOW IS THIS

>> GIVE IT. >> OKAY, SO, HOW IS THIS GOING TO WORK?

>> OKAY, SO, HOW IS THIS GOING TO WORK? >> PULL HARDER.

GOING TO WORK? >> PULL HARDER. >> OKAY.

>> PULL HARDER. >> OKAY. >> SUCK IN.

>> OKAY. >> SUCK IN. >> I AM. I AM.

>> SUCK IN. >> I AM. I AM. >> COME ON, JASPER!

>> I AM. I AM. >> COME ON, JASPER! >> JASPER!

>> COME ON, JASPER! >> JASPER! >> I'M INHALING.

>> JASPER! >> I'M INHALING. >> OKAY, SAY, "I LOVE FASHION."

>> I'M INHALING. >> OKAY, SAY, "I LOVE FASHION." >> I LOVE FASHION.

>> OKAY, SAY, "I LOVE FASHION." >> I LOVE FASHION. >> "I LOVE FASHION."

>> I LOVE FASHION. >> "I LOVE FASHION." >> I LOVE IT!

>> "I LOVE FASHION." >> I LOVE IT! [ GRUNTS ]

THEY'RE ON. >> GO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS.

>> YEAH. THOSE ARE SKINNY JEANS. >> I THINK

THOSE ARE SKINNY JEANS. >> I THINK THEY COULD BE TIGHTER.

>> CAPTAIN MAN? HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! CAPTAIN MAN TO THE MAN CAVE.

HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! CAPTAIN MAN TO THE MAN CAVE. CAPTAIN MAN TO THE MAN CAVE.

CAPTAIN MAN TO THE MAN CAVE. CAPTAIN MAN TO THE MAN CAVE. >> HEY.

CAPTAIN MAN TO THE MAN CAVE. >> HEY. >> WHAT, GOOCH?

>> HEY. >> WHAT, GOOCH? >> WHY HAVEN'T YOU LEFT YET?

>> WHAT, GOOCH? >> WHY HAVEN'T YOU LEFT YET? THE TIGER ROAMS FREE.

>> WHY HAVEN'T YOU LEFT YET? THE TIGER ROAMS FREE. >> I'M WAITING FOR RAY.

THE TIGER ROAMS FREE. >> I'M WAITING FOR RAY. >> I'M COMING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? >> JUST, YOU KNOW, SOME EXTRA PROTECTION.

>> JUST, YOU KNOW, SOME EXTRA PROTECTION. >> YOU DON'T NEED

SOME EXTRA PROTECTION. >> YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA PROTECTION,

>> YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA PROTECTION, YOU'RE CAPTAIN MAN.

EXTRA PROTECTION, YOU'RE CAPTAIN MAN. >> BUT I CAN BE INJURED NOW.

YOU'RE CAPTAIN MAN. >> BUT I CAN BE INJURED NOW. >> WELL, YOU'RE STILL

>> BUT I CAN BE INJURED NOW. >> WELL, YOU'RE STILL A GREAT FIGHTER.

>> WELL, YOU'RE STILL A GREAT FIGHTER. >> TIGERS CAN BE VICIOUS.

A GREAT FIGHTER. >> TIGERS CAN BE VICIOUS. >> MAYBE THIS ONE'S NICE.

>> TIGERS CAN BE VICIOUS. >> MAYBE THIS ONE'S NICE. I MEAN, COME ON.

>> MAYBE THIS ONE'S NICE. I MEAN, COME ON. LET'S NOT STEREOTYPE ALL TIGERS.

I MEAN, COME ON. LET'S NOT STEREOTYPE ALL TIGERS. >> DO YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT

LET'S NOT STEREOTYPE ALL TIGERS. >> DO YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT I WENT ACROSS THE STREET,

>> DO YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT I WENT ACROSS THE STREET, A BEE STUNG ME?

I WENT ACROSS THE STREET, A BEE STUNG ME? AND NOW I GOT A RED BUMP.

A BEE STUNG ME? AND NOW I GOT A RED BUMP. >> DID YOU PROVOKE THE BEE?

AND NOW I GOT A RED BUMP. >> DID YOU PROVOKE THE BEE? >> YEAH, HENRY.

>> DID YOU PROVOKE THE BEE? >> YEAH, HENRY. I WAS FLIRTING

>> YEAH, HENRY. I WAS FLIRTING WITH THE BEE'S GIRLFRIEND.

I WAS FLIRTING WITH THE BEE'S GIRLFRIEND. I WAS ALL "ZZZ ZZZ"

WITH THE BEE'S GIRLFRIEND. I WAS ALL "ZZZ ZZZ" AND SHE WAS ALL "ZZZ ZZZ."

I WAS ALL "ZZZ ZZZ" AND SHE WAS ALL "ZZZ ZZZ." >> RAY, IT'S OUR JOB

AND SHE WAS ALL "ZZZ ZZZ." >> RAY, IT'S OUR JOB TO PROTECT SWELLVIEW.

>> RAY, IT'S OUR JOB TO PROTECT SWELLVIEW. >> OH, FACE IT, KID,

TO PROTECT SWELLVIEW. >> OH, FACE IT, KID, I'VE LOST IT.

>> OH, FACE IT, KID, I'VE LOST IT. I CAN'T PROTECT SWELLVIEW.

I'VE LOST IT. I CAN'T PROTECT SWELLVIEW. I COULDN'T PROTECT A DUCK

I CAN'T PROTECT SWELLVIEW. I COULDN'T PROTECT A DUCK FROM A CHINESE RESTAURANT.

I COULDN'T PROTECT A DUCK FROM A CHINESE RESTAURANT. >> RAY.

FROM A CHINESE RESTAURANT. >> RAY. >> YOU GO ON WITHOUT ME.

>> RAY. >> YOU GO ON WITHOUT ME. GO ON NOW, GET!

[ GRUNTS ]

UGH, I CAN'T EAT ANYMORE. OH, YEAH I CAN. [ BEEPING ]

HEY, KID, WHERE YOU BEEN? >> I WAS PULLING A BIG FOREIGN LADY

>> I WAS PULLING A BIG FOREIGN LADY OUT OF A SWAMP...

A BIG FOREIGN LADY OUT OF A SWAMP... BY MYSELF...

OUT OF A SWAMP... BY MYSELF... ALONE...

BY MYSELF... ALONE... LIKE I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING

ALONE... LIKE I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS.

LIKE I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS. >> YOU WANT SOME MEAT?

FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS. >> YOU WANT SOME MEAT? >> NO, I DON'T WANT

>> YOU WANT SOME MEAT? >> NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR CANNED MEAT.

>> NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR CANNED MEAT. I WANT YOU

YOUR CANNED MEAT. I WANT YOU TO GET OFF YOUR BUTT

I WANT YOU TO GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GET BACK IN THE GAME.

TO GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GET BACK IN THE GAME. I WANT CAPTAIN MAN.

AND GET BACK IN THE GAME. I WANT CAPTAIN MAN. >> SORRY.

I WANT CAPTAIN MAN. >> SORRY. SAY HI TO CAPTAIN COUCH.

>> [ SCREAMING ] [ DING ]

YOU GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING. >> WHAT DID YOU FIND? >> OKAY, RAY LOST HIS POWER

>> WHAT DID YOU FIND? >> OKAY, RAY LOST HIS POWER BECAUSE HE GOT SPRAYED

>> OKAY, RAY LOST HIS POWER BECAUSE HE GOT SPRAYED WITH TEARS FROM A JOLLY BEETLE.

BECAUSE HE GOT SPRAYED WITH TEARS FROM A JOLLY BEETLE. >> YEAH, YEAH,

WITH TEARS FROM A JOLLY BEETLE. >> YEAH, YEAH, I THINK WE'RE ALL AWARE

>> YEAH, YEAH, I THINK WE'RE ALL AWARE OF WHAT'S HAPPENED

I THINK WE'RE ALL AWARE OF WHAT'S HAPPENED UP TO THIS POINT.

OF WHAT'S HAPPENED UP TO THIS POINT. >> JUST TELL US WHAT YOU FOU--

UP TO THIS POINT. >> JUST TELL US WHAT YOU FOU-- [ PHONE RINGS ]

WHAT? >> WHERE'S MOM? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WHERE'S MOM? >> I DON'T KNOW. BUT I CAN'T TALK--

>> I DON'T KNOW. BUT I CAN'T TALK-- >> I AM NOT OKAY!

BUT I CAN'T TALK-- >> I AM NOT OKAY! >> YOU'VE NEVER EVER BEEN OKAY.

>> I AM NOT OKAY! >> YOU'VE NEVER EVER BEEN OKAY. >> WHO'S THAT?

>> YOU'VE NEVER EVER BEEN OKAY. >> WHO'S THAT? >> JUST MY DUMB SISTER.

>> WHO'S THAT? >> JUST MY DUMB SISTER. >> I HEARD THAT.

>> JUST MY DUMB SISTER. >> I HEARD THAT. >> PIPER, I--

>> I HEARD THAT. >> PIPER, I-- >> MY FRIEND MARLA

>> PIPER, I-- >> MY FRIEND MARLA TOOK A PIC OF ME

>> MY FRIEND MARLA TOOK A PIC OF ME AND I LOOKED REALLY BAD IN IT.

TOOK A PIC OF ME AND I LOOKED REALLY BAD IN IT. >> OH NO.

AND I LOOKED REALLY BAD IN IT. >> OH NO. >> AND SHE PROMISED ME

>> OH NO. >> AND SHE PROMISED ME SHE WOULDN'T POST IT,

>> AND SHE PROMISED ME SHE WOULDN'T POST IT, BUT THEN SHE DID POST IT

SHE WOULDN'T POST IT, BUT THEN SHE DID POST IT AND SHE TAGGED ME.

BUT THEN SHE DID POST IT AND SHE TAGGED ME. >> WOW, TELL ME MORE.

AND SHE TAGGED ME. >> WOW, TELL ME MORE. >> THIS IS THE THIRD TIME--

>> WOW, TELL ME MORE. >> THIS IS THE THIRD TIME-- >> OKAY, TELL US

>> THIS IS THE THIRD TIME-- >> OKAY, TELL US WHAT YOU FOUND OUT.

>> OKAY, TELL US WHAT YOU FOUND OUT. >> THAT JOLLY BEETLES

WHAT YOU FOUND OUT. >> THAT JOLLY BEETLES ONLY EAT ONE THING.

>> THAT JOLLY BEETLES ONLY EAT ONE THING. >> WHAT?

ONLY EAT ONE THING. >> WHAT? >> JAPANESE FISH FLAKES.

>> WHAT? >> JAPANESE FISH FLAKES. >> FISH FLAKES?

>> JAPANESE FISH FLAKES. >> FISH FLAKES? >> YEAH.

>> FISH FLAKES? >> YEAH. AND TWO WEEKS AGO,

>> YEAH. AND TWO WEEKS AGO, 100 POUNDS OF THEM

AND TWO WEEKS AGO, 100 POUNDS OF THEM WERE SHIPPED TO A WAREHOUSE

100 POUNDS OF THEM WERE SHIPPED TO A WAREHOUSE RIGHT HERE IN SWELLVIEW.

WERE SHIPPED TO A WAREHOUSE RIGHT HERE IN SWELLVIEW. >> A LOAD OF FISH FLAKES

RIGHT HERE IN SWELLVIEW. >> A LOAD OF FISH FLAKES THAT BIG WOULD FEED

>> A LOAD OF FISH FLAKES THAT BIG WOULD FEED DOZENS OF JOLLY BEETLES.

THAT BIG WOULD FEED DOZENS OF JOLLY BEETLES. >> AND WHO WOULD NEED TO HAVE

DOZENS OF JOLLY BEETLES. >> AND WHO WOULD NEED TO HAVE THAT MANY JOLLY BEETLES?

>> AND WHO WOULD NEED TO HAVE THAT MANY JOLLY BEETLES? >> SOMEONE WHO NEEDED

THAT MANY JOLLY BEETLES? >> SOMEONE WHO NEEDED A LOT OF JOLLY BEETLE TEARS.

>> SOMEONE WHO NEEDED A LOT OF JOLLY BEETLE TEARS. >> ENOUGH TO SPRAY CAPTAIN MAN.

A LOT OF JOLLY BEETLE TEARS. >> ENOUGH TO SPRAY CAPTAIN MAN. >> HENRY, ARE YOU LISTENING?

>> ENOUGH TO SPRAY CAPTAIN MAN. >> HENRY, ARE YOU LISTENING? >> ONE SEC.

>> HENRY, ARE YOU LISTENING? >> ONE SEC. >> HENRY?

>> ONE SEC. >> HENRY? >> SHE DID?

>> HENRY? >> SHE DID? NO WAY. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

>> SHE DID? NO WAY. THEN WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'S THE WAREHOUSE?

NO WAY. THEN WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'S THE WAREHOUSE? >> DOWNTOWN, ABBEY ROAD.

WHERE'S THE WAREHOUSE? >> DOWNTOWN, ABBEY ROAD. >> RAY, LET'S GO.

>> DOWNTOWN, ABBEY ROAD. >> RAY, LET'S GO. >> NO.

>> RAY, LET'S GO. >> NO. I CAN'T FIGHT BAD GUYS

>> NO. I CAN'T FIGHT BAD GUYS IN MY CONDITION.

I CAN'T FIGHT BAD GUYS IN MY CONDITION. >> IS HE SERIOUS?

IN MY CONDITION. >> IS HE SERIOUS? >> HE'S AFRAID NOW

>> IS HE SERIOUS? >> HE'S AFRAID NOW BECAUSE HE CAN BE INJURED.

>> HE'S AFRAID NOW BECAUSE HE CAN BE INJURED. >> WELL, WHO WOULDN'T BE AFRAID?

BECAUSE HE CAN BE INJURED. >> WELL, WHO WOULDN'T BE AFRAID? >> HOW ABOUT ME?

>> WELL, WHO WOULDN'T BE AFRAID? >> HOW ABOUT ME? I'M YOUR SIDEKICK

>> HOW ABOUT ME? I'M YOUR SIDEKICK AND I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU

I'M YOUR SIDEKICK AND I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU DO ALL KINDS OF DANGEROUS STUFF,

AND I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU DO ALL KINDS OF DANGEROUS STUFF, AND I NEVER HAD ANY POWERS.

DO ALL KINDS OF DANGEROUS STUFF, AND I NEVER HAD ANY POWERS. I CAN BE HURT.

AND I NEVER HAD ANY POWERS. I CAN BE HURT. >> WHICH IS WHY I PAY YOU

I CAN BE HURT. >> WHICH IS WHY I PAY YOU $9 AN HOUR.

>> WHICH IS WHY I PAY YOU $9 AN HOUR. >> I'LL BE BACK.

$9 AN HOUR. >> I'LL BE BACK. >> WHERE YOU GOING?

>> I'LL BE BACK. >> WHERE YOU GOING? >> TO DO MY JOB.

>> WHERE YOU GOING? >> TO DO MY JOB. >> MESSED UP.

>> TO DO MY JOB. >> MESSED UP. >> YEAH, YEAH, MARLA'S BAD

>> MESSED UP. >> YEAH, YEAH, MARLA'S BAD AND YOU'RE AMAZING.

>> YEAH, YEAH, MARLA'S BAD AND YOU'RE AMAZING. >> THANK YOU.

AND YOU'RE AMAZING. >> THANK YOU. >> WELL? GO WITH HIM.

>> THANK YOU. >> WELL? GO WITH HIM. >> I CAN'T.

>> WELL? GO WITH HIM. >> I CAN'T. >> YOU MEAN YOU WON'T.

>> I CAN'T. >> YOU MEAN YOU WON'T. >> HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEE STING?

>> YOU MEAN YOU WON'T. >> HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEE STING? >> JUST FORGET IT.

>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEE STING? >> JUST FORGET IT. I DON'T NEED CAPTAIN COUCH.

UP THE TUBE!

>> LOOK, THE BEE HURT ME.

>> HOW DO THEY LOOK? >> YOU TELL ME. >> WANT ME TO BE HONEST?

>> YOU TELL ME. >> WANT ME TO BE HONEST? THEY LOOK GREAT.

>> YOU GUYS, I NEED HELP. >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> I CAN'T GET

>> WHAT'S WRONG? >> I CAN'T GET MY SKINNY JEANS OFF.

>> I CAN'T GET MY SKINNY JEANS OFF. >> WAIT.

MY SKINNY JEANS OFF. >> WAIT. YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THOSE

>> WAIT. YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THOSE FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT?

YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THOSE FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT? >> YEAH.

FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT? >> YEAH. AND I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

>> YEAH. AND I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. >> HAVE YOU TRIED

AND I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. >> HAVE YOU TRIED PULLING REALLY HARD?

>> HAVE YOU TRIED PULLING REALLY HARD? >> YES.

PULLING REALLY HARD? >> YES. >> I'M OUT OF IDEAS.

>> YES. YES, MY BEETLES. WATCH THE SAD MOVIE.

YES, MY BEETLES. WATCH THE SAD MOVIE. ENJOY THE SAD MOVIE.

WATCH THE SAD MOVIE. ENJOY THE SAD MOVIE. [ CRYING BEETLES ]

ENJOY THE SAD MOVIE. [ CRYING BEETLES ] >> AH, DARN IT, HE'S DEAD.

[ CRYING BEETLES ] >> AH, DARN IT, HE'S DEAD. >> OH, YES.

>> AH, DARN IT, HE'S DEAD. >> OH, YES. SOON I'LL HAVE ENOUGH

>> OH, YES. SOON I'LL HAVE ENOUGH BEETLE TEARS TO ENSURE

SOON I'LL HAVE ENOUGH BEETLE TEARS TO ENSURE THAT CAPTAIN MAN WILL NEVER BE

BEETLE TEARS TO ENSURE THAT CAPTAIN MAN WILL NEVER BE A THREAT TO ME AGAIN.

THAT CAPTAIN MAN WILL NEVER BE A THREAT TO ME AGAIN. >> AND THEN WHAT?

A THREAT TO ME AGAIN. >> AND THEN WHAT? >> WELL, THEN I CAN

>> AND THEN WHAT? >> WELL, THEN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT

>> WELL, THEN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT HERE IN SWELLVIEW.

DO WHATEVER I WANT HERE IN SWELLVIEW. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

HERE IN SWELLVIEW. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? >> I DON'T KNOW. [ GRUNTS ]

>> OKAY, NOBODY MOVE. >> WHO'S THAT BOY? >> EASY, DON'T GET NERVOUS.

>> WHO'S THAT BOY? >> EASY, DON'T GET NERVOUS. IT'S JUST KID DUMPSTER.

>> EASY, DON'T GET NERVOUS. IT'S JUST KID DUMPSTER. >> THAT'S DANGER.

IT'S JUST KID DUMPSTER. >> THAT'S DANGER. >> I KNOW.

>> THAT'S DANGER. >> I KNOW. I WAS BEING DISRESPECTFUL.

>> I KNOW. I WAS BEING DISRESPECTFUL. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I WAS BEING DISRESPECTFUL. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. >> YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. >> YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. DOCTOR MANIAC.

>> YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. DOCTOR MANIAC. >> IT'S MINYAK.

DOCTOR MANIAC. >> IT'S MINYAK. >> I KNOW.

>> IT'S MINYAK. >> I KNOW. I WAS BEING DISRESPECTFUL.

IT'S OVER. I'M TAKING YOU AND YOUR HOT NURSE TO JAIL.

I'M TAKING YOU AND YOUR HOT NURSE TO JAIL. >> GOONS!

AND NOW I THINK I SHALL HAVE TO TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS.

>> WHY DON'T YOU TEACH ME? >> CAPTAIN MAN! >> YOU ARE HANDSOME.

>> CAPTAIN MAN! >> YOU ARE HANDSOME. >> AND YOU ARE...

>> YOU ARE HANDSOME. >> AND YOU ARE... CORRECT.

>> AND YOU ARE... CORRECT. >> HE MAY BE HANDSOME,

CORRECT. >> HE MAY BE HANDSOME, BUT HE CAN BE HURT NOW,

>> HE MAY BE HANDSOME, BUT HE CAN BE HURT NOW, JUST LIKE ANY MAN.

YOU, HOLD THE BOY. YOU, HURT HANDSOME.

>> OOH, I'M SO SCARED OF YOUR LITTLE CLUB. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT THING,

OF YOUR LITTLE CLUB. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT THING, SPANK HAMSTERS?

OH, NOW IT'S BIGGER. >> GET HIM, CAPTAIN MAN!

COME ON, I HAD TO.

CAPTAIN MAN, WATCH OUT!

>> CAREFUL. THESE ARE DANGEROUS.

>> YEAH! THAT WAS AWESOME! >> THANKS.

THAT WAS AWESOME! >> THANKS. BUT IT REALLY HURT MY KNEE.

>> THANKS. BUT IT REALLY HURT MY KNEE. >> I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT

BUT IT REALLY HURT MY KNEE. >> I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT THAT MORE THAN YOUR KNEE HURTS.

>> I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT THAT MORE THAN YOUR KNEE HURTS. TAKE YOUR HANDS

THAT MORE THAN YOUR KNEE HURTS. TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY COFFEE MUG!

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY COFFEE MUG! NO.

OFF MY COFFEE MUG! NO. KID DANGER?

NO. KID DANGER? >> YEAH?

KID DANGER? >> YEAH? >> COUNT YOUR TOES.

NOW, KID DANGER AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE THESE BEETLES BACK TO MY HEADQUARTERS

ARE GOING TO TAKE THESE BEETLES BACK TO MY HEADQUARTERS AND FIGURE OUT A WAY

BACK TO MY HEADQUARTERS AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET MY POWER BACK.

AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET MY POWER BACK. >> YOU'LL HAVE

TO GET MY POWER BACK. >> YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH THEM FIRST.

>> THE BEETLES!

>> NO! NO!

>> TA-TA! CHEERIO! SEE YA! I SHALL RECUR!

>> COME ON, WE GOT TO GO AFTER THEM. >> NO! NO!

WE GOT TO GO AFTER THEM. >> NO! NO! THAT'S YOKONIUM GAS.

>> NO! NO! THAT'S YOKONIUM GAS. IT'LL DESTROY THE BEETLES.

THAT'S YOKONIUM GAS. IT'LL DESTROY THE BEETLES. >> SO?

IT'LL DESTROY THE BEETLES. >> SO? >> WE NEED THE BEETLES

>> SO? >> WE NEED THE BEETLES TO GET MY POWER BACK.

>> WE NEED THE BEETLES TO GET MY POWER BACK. WE CAN'T LET THEM DIE.

OH NO. THE GAS ALREADY KILLED THIS ONE.

>> SO, HOW DOES THIS WORK? >> YOU SEE, WHEN THE BEETLES WATCH SOMETHING FUNNY,

>> YOU SEE, WHEN THE BEETLES WATCH SOMETHING FUNNY, THEY SECRETE EUPHORIC ACID,

WATCH SOMETHING FUNNY, THEY SECRETE EUPHORIC ACID, WHICH WE CAN USE TO REVERSE

THEY SECRETE EUPHORIC ACID, WHICH WE CAN USE TO REVERSE THE WEAKENING EFFECT

WHICH WE CAN USE TO REVERSE THE WEAKENING EFFECT OF THE TEARS.

THE WEAKENING EFFECT OF THE TEARS. >> YOU STARTED THAT FIGHT.

OF THE TEARS. >> YOU STARTED THAT FIGHT. >> YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

>> YOU STARTED THAT FIGHT. >> YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? >> I AIN'T CALLING YOU

>> YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? >> I AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER.

>> I AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER. [ LAUGHING BEETLES ]

A TRUTHER. [ LAUGHING BEETLES ] [ SIGHING ]

[ LAUGHING BEETLES ] [ SIGHING ] >> CLASSIC.

[ SIGHING ] >> CLASSIC. >> CLASSIC.

>> CLASSIC. >> CLASSIC. >> AND NOW I EXTRACT THE FLUID.

>> CLASSIC. >> AND NOW I EXTRACT THE FLUID. >> AND THIS HAPPY BUG JUICE

>> AND NOW I EXTRACT THE FLUID. >> AND THIS HAPPY BUG JUICE IS REALLY GOING

>> AND THIS HAPPY BUG JUICE IS REALLY GOING TO FIX CAPTAIN MAN?

IS REALLY GOING TO FIX CAPTAIN MAN? >> WE HOPE.

TO FIX CAPTAIN MAN? >> WE HOPE. >> IT BETTER.

>> WE HOPE. >> IT BETTER. >> COME ON, LET'S DO THIS.

>> IT BETTER. >> COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. >> READY?

>> COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. >> READY? SPRAY IN THE HOLE.

>> READY? SPRAY IN THE HOLE. >> AH! OOH!

THAT'S INTERESTING.

>> DID IT WORK? >> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

SETTING TO INTENSITY FIVE. [ ALARM BEEPING ] >> EMERGENCY.

>> SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE! I CAN'T GET THESE JEANS OFF. >> YOU HEAR THAT?

I CAN'T GET THESE JEANS OFF. >> YOU HEAR THAT? THERE'S A BOY WANDERING

>> YOU HEAR THAT? THERE'S A BOY WANDERING THROUGH SWELLVIEW PARK

THERE'S A BOY WANDERING THROUGH SWELLVIEW PARK TRAPPED IN HIS OWN PANTS.

THROUGH SWELLVIEW PARK TRAPPED IN HIS OWN PANTS. >> SWELLVIEW NEEDS YOU.

TRAPPED IN HIS OWN PANTS. >> SWELLVIEW NEEDS YOU. >> OKAY, GOOCH.

>> SWELLVIEW NEEDS YOU. >> OKAY, GOOCH. TIME TO CHECK MY DENSITY.

>> OKAY, GOOCH. TIME TO CHECK MY DENSITY. LET'S SEE IF I GOT

TIME TO CHECK MY DENSITY. LET'S SEE IF I GOT MY CAPTAIN MAN BACK.

LET'S SEE IF I GOT MY CAPTAIN MAN BACK. >> YOU REALIZE IF THE BEETLES'

MY CAPTAIN MAN BACK. >> YOU REALIZE IF THE BEETLES' EUPHORIC ACID DIDN'T WORK...

>> YOU REALIZE IF THE BEETLES' EUPHORIC ACID DIDN'T WORK... >> YOU SURE, RAY?

EUPHORIC ACID DIDN'T WORK... >> YOU SURE, RAY? >> BLAST ME.

>> YOU SURE, RAY? >> BLAST ME. [ GRUNTING ]

I'M OKAY.

KID DANGER... [ PHONE RINGS ] >> UGH, IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER.

[ PHONE RINGS ] >> UGH, IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER. >> UGH.

>> UGH, IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER. >> UGH. >> WHAT, PIPER?

>> UGH. >> WHAT, PIPER? >> HENRY, MY FRIEND MARLA

>> WHAT, PIPER? >> HENRY, MY FRIEND MARLA IS OUT OF CONTROL.

>> HENRY, MY FRIEND MARLA IS OUT OF CONTROL. >> WOW.

IS OUT OF CONTROL. >> WOW. PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.

>> WOW. PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. LET'S GO.

>> CALL IT. >> UP THE TUBE!

>> I CAN'T TAKE IT!

HELLO?

HELLO?

HENRY?

I AM NOT OKAY!

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