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[ SCREAMING ]

[ CRASHING ]

[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

>> WOO.

HE'S GOT TO FIX THAT ELEVATOR.

RAY.

RAY, YOU TRIPLE BEEPED ME.

WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

"HEY HENRY.

PUT THIS WATCH ON YOUR WRIST."

SURE.

WHAT ELSE WOULD I PUT IT ON?

>> HIYA, HENRY.

>> OH!

RAY?

>> YEP. I'M HOVERING

OVER YOUR WRIST

IN HOLOGRAM FORM.

>> [ SCREAMING ]

YOU POKED MY EYE OUT.

>> OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

>> I'M JUST KIDDING.

YOU CAN'T HURT A HOLOGRAM

OR A CAPTAIN MAN.

>> THIS IS SO COOL.

IT'S LIKE

WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM.

>> WE ARE.

>> WHERE'D YOU...

>> PEEK-A-BOO.

>> [ SCREAMS ]

>> NOW, TAKE OFF

YOUR OLD WRIST BAND.

>> OKAY. WHY AM I...

>> FROM NOW ON I'M GOING

TO CONTACT YOU

ON YOUR NEW WHIZ WATCH.

>> SO, WHAT DO I DO

WITH THE OLD ONE?

>> TOSS IT UP IN THE AIR.

>> WHY?

>> IT'S ABOUT TO SELF-DESTRUCT.

>> OH.

[ BEEPING ]

>> HMM, THAT'S WEIRD.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO--

[ CLEARING THROATS ] I SEE YOU'RE WEARING PAJAMA PANTS.

I SEE YOU'RE WEARING PAJAMA PANTS. >> YEAH. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.

PAJAMA PANTS. >> YEAH. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. I WAS STUDYING

>> YEAH. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. I WAS STUDYING FOR THIS HUGE TEST

I WAS STUDYING FOR THIS HUGE TEST I HAVE TOMORROW.

FOR THIS HUGE TEST I HAVE TOMORROW. >> WHAT SUBJECT?

I HAVE TOMORROW. >> WHAT SUBJECT? >> PUERTO RICAN HISTORY.

>> WHAT SUBJECT? >> PUERTO RICAN HISTORY. >> AH, PUERTO RICO.

>> PUERTO RICAN HISTORY. >> AH, PUERTO RICO. LAND OF...

>> AH, PUERTO RICO. LAND OF... >> PUERTO RICANS?

LAND OF... >> PUERTO RICANS? >> RIGHT.

>> PUERTO RICANS? >> RIGHT. [ ALARM WAILING ]

>> RIGHT. [ ALARM WAILING ] UH-OH.

[ ALARM WAILING ] UH-OH. WHAT'S UP, GOOCH?

UH-OH. WHAT'S UP, GOOCH? >> THERE'S A ROBBERY

WHAT'S UP, GOOCH? >> THERE'S A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

>> THERE'S A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS. >> WHERE?

IN PROGRESS. >> WHERE? >> AT THE 24-HOUR

>> WHERE? >> AT THE 24-HOUR ANTIQUE BOTTLE SHOP.

>> AT THE 24-HOUR ANTIQUE BOTTLE SHOP. >> GLASS FROM THE PAST?

ANTIQUE BOTTLE SHOP. >> GLASS FROM THE PAST? >> AFFIRMATIVE.

>> GLASS FROM THE PAST? >> AFFIRMATIVE. >> ON IT.

>> AFFIRMATIVE. >> ON IT. SHALL WE?

>> ON IT. SHALL WE? >> LET'S BLOW SOME BUBBLES

SHALL WE? >> LET'S BLOW SOME BUBBLES AND FIGHT SOME CRIME.

>> LET'S BLOW SOME BUBBLES AND FIGHT SOME CRIME. >> LET'S HIT IT, KID DANGER.

AND FIGHT SOME CRIME. >> LET'S HIT IT, KID DANGER. >> FIST.

>> LET'S HIT IT, KID DANGER. >> FIST. >> UP THE TUBE.

>> FIST. >> UP THE TUBE. >> AW, MY BOOT.

>> UP THE TUBE. >> AW, MY BOOT. >> YELL "UP THE BOOT."

>> AW, MY BOOT. >> YELL "UP THE BOOT." >> UP THE BOOT!

>> YELL "UP THE BOOT." >> UP THE BOOT! OW!

>> UP THE BOOT! OW! >> HA!

OW! >> HA! >> COME ON, BRO,

>> HA! >> COME ON, BRO, OPEN UP THAT CASH REGISTER.

>> COME ON, BRO, OPEN UP THAT CASH REGISTER. >> I'M GOING AS FAST

OPEN UP THAT CASH REGISTER. >> I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, BOSS.

>> I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, BOSS. >> HEY, GIVE ME THAT

AS I CAN, BOSS. >> HEY, GIVE ME THAT PRETTY LAVENDER BOTTLE

>> HEY, GIVE ME THAT PRETTY LAVENDER BOTTLE BECAUSE IT MATCHES

PRETTY LAVENDER BOTTLE BECAUSE IT MATCHES MY MOTORCYCLE HELMET.

BECAUSE IT MATCHES MY MOTORCYCLE HELMET. >> OKAY, OKAY.

MY MOTORCYCLE HELMET. >> OKAY, OKAY. >> YOU BETTER

>> OKAY, OKAY. >> YOU BETTER BUBBLE WRAP THAT, CHUMP.

>> YOU BETTER BUBBLE WRAP THAT, CHUMP. >> YES, SIR. YES, SIR.

BUBBLE WRAP THAT, CHUMP. >> YES, SIR. YES, SIR. >> THAT AIN'T NO GOOD

>> YES, SIR. YES, SIR. >> THAT AIN'T NO GOOD TO ME BUSTED.

>> THAT AIN'T NO GOOD TO ME BUSTED. EXCUSE ME.

TO ME BUSTED. EXCUSE ME. >> WHAT THE--

EXCUSE ME. >> WHAT THE-- >> CAPTAIN MAN!

>> WHAT THE-- >> CAPTAIN MAN! >> I HOPE YOU'RE PLANNING

>> CAPTAIN MAN! >> I HOPE YOU'RE PLANNING TO PAY FOR THAT LAVENDER BOTTLE.

>> I HOPE YOU'RE PLANNING TO PAY FOR THAT LAVENDER BOTTLE. >> AND I HOPE THAT, TOO.

TO PAY FOR THAT LAVENDER BOTTLE. >> AND I HOPE THAT, TOO. >> KID DANGER!

>> AND I HOPE THAT, TOO. >> KID DANGER! >> YEAH.

>> KID DANGER! >> YEAH. >> I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU.

>> YEAH. >> I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU. >> TRY AGAIN.

>> I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU. >> TRY AGAIN. KEEP YOUR LEFT ARM STRAIGHT.

>> TRY AGAIN. KEEP YOUR LEFT ARM STRAIGHT. STRIKE THREE.

KEEP YOUR LEFT ARM STRAIGHT. STRIKE THREE. >> THAT WAS ONLY TWO.

STRIKE THREE. >> THAT WAS ONLY TWO. >> OKAY, DON'T CORRECT ME

>> THAT WAS ONLY TWO. >> OKAY, DON'T CORRECT ME IN FRONT OF THE CRIMINALS.

>> OKAY, DON'T CORRECT ME IN FRONT OF THE CRIMINALS. [ GRUNTING ]

IN FRONT OF THE CRIMINALS. [ GRUNTING ] [ SCREAMS ]

[ GRUNTING ] [ SCREAMS ] >> OH NO!

[ SCREAMS ] >> OH NO! >> YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT US?

>> OH NO! >> YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT US? >> CAN I JUST FIGHT THE KID?

>> YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT US? >> CAN I JUST FIGHT THE KID? >> NO, YOU CAN'T JUST FIGHT--

>> CAN I JUST FIGHT THE KID? >> NO, YOU CAN'T JUST FIGHT-- >> SURE HE CAN.

>> NO, YOU CAN'T JUST FIGHT-- >> SURE HE CAN. COME ON, TOUGH GUY.

>> SURE HE CAN. COME ON, TOUGH GUY. >> OKAY.

COME ON, TOUGH GUY. >> OKAY. >> NO!

>> OKAY. >> NO! THOSE ARE FOR DISPLAY ONLY!

>> NO! THOSE ARE FOR DISPLAY ONLY! >> KID DANGER,

THOSE ARE FOR DISPLAY ONLY! >> KID DANGER, CATCH THIS GOLF CLUB!

>> KID DANGER, CATCH THIS GOLF CLUB! >> OW!

CATCH THIS GOLF CLUB! >> OW! >> YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME!

>> OW! >> YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME! >> CAPTAIN MAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

>> YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME! >> CAPTAIN MAN, WHERE ARE YOU? >> FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!

>> CAPTAIN MAN, WHERE ARE YOU? >> FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE! >> MARCO!

>> FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE! >> MARCO! >> POLO!

>> MARCO! >> POLO! >> STOP IT!

>> POLO! >> STOP IT! >> MARCO!

>> STOP IT! >> MARCO! >> POLO!

>> MARCO! >> POLO! >> STOP IT!

>> POLO! >> STOP IT! >> MARCO!

>> STOP IT! >> MARCO! >> POLO!

>> MARCO! >> POLO! >> COULD YOU SUPERHEROES

>> POLO! >> COULD YOU SUPERHEROES PLEASE JUST LEAVE?

>> COULD YOU SUPERHEROES PLEASE JUST LEAVE? OH NO!

PLEASE JUST LEAVE? OH NO! >> KID DANGER. KID DANGER.

OH NO! >> KID DANGER. KID DANGER. KID DANGER. KID DANGER.

>> KID DANGER. KID DANGER. KID DANGER. KID DANGER. WHERE IS HE?

KID DANGER. KID DANGER. WHERE IS HE? DID I GET HIM?

WHERE IS HE? DID I GET HIM? >> YEAH, YOU GOT HIM.

DID I GET HIM? >> YEAH, YOU GOT HIM. >> MY WHOLE STORE IS DESTROYED.

>> YEAH, YOU GOT HIM. >> MY WHOLE STORE IS DESTROYED. >> NO NEED TO THANK US.

>> MY WHOLE STORE IS DESTROYED. >> NO NEED TO THANK US. >> THANK YOU?

>> NO NEED TO THANK US. >> THANK YOU? >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THANK YOU? >> YOU'RE WELCOME. LET'S GO, KID DANGER.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. LET'S GO, KID DANGER. >> NO!

LET'S GO, KID DANGER. >> NO! NOBODY LEAVES

>> NO! NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL YOU BOYS CLEAN UP

NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL YOU BOYS CLEAN UP ALL OF THIS BROKEN GLASS.

UNTIL YOU BOYS CLEAN UP ALL OF THIS BROKEN GLASS. >> ALL RIGHT.

ALL OF THIS BROKEN GLASS. >> ALL RIGHT. >> BUT I GOT TO BE UP

>> ALL RIGHT. >> BUT I GOT TO BE UP AT 7:00 A.M.

>> BUT I GOT TO BE UP AT 7:00 A.M. FOR MY TEST AT SCHOOL.

AT 7:00 A.M. FOR MY TEST AT SCHOOL. >> THIS WILL ONLY TAKE US,

FOR MY TEST AT SCHOOL. >> THIS WILL ONLY TAKE US, LIKE, FIVE HOURS.

>> THIS WILL ONLY TAKE US, LIKE, FIVE HOURS. I'LL GET YOU A BROOM.

LIKE, FIVE HOURS. I'LL GET YOU A BROOM. >> HENRY?

I'LL GET YOU A BROOM. >> HENRY? HENRY?

>> HENRY? HENRY? HENRY.

HENRY? HENRY. HENRY!

HENRY. HENRY! >> WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?

HENRY! >> WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU GIVE ME A WET WILLY?

>> WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU GIVE ME A WET WILLY? >> MM-HMM.

DID YOU GIVE ME A WET WILLY? >> MM-HMM. IT WAS REAL WET.

>> MM-HMM. IT WAS REAL WET. >> YOU SLEPT THROUGH

IT WAS REAL WET. >> YOU SLEPT THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE TEST.

>> YOU SLEPT THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE TEST. >> I DID?

YOUR ENTIRE TEST. >> I DID? >> YOU ALL SEE THIS BOY?

>> I DID? >> YOU ALL SEE THIS BOY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

>> YOU ALL SEE THIS BOY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT ON TWITFLASH AND TWIDDLEGRAM.

WHEN YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT ON TWITFLASH AND TWIDDLEGRAM. >> EXCUSE ME, MISS SHAPEN?

ON TWITFLASH AND TWIDDLEGRAM. >> EXCUSE ME, MISS SHAPEN? >> WHAT?

>> EXCUSE ME, MISS SHAPEN? >> WHAT? >> CAN I HAVE A WET WILLY?

[ DOOR OPENS ]

>> HEY.

>> HI.

WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?

>> NATURAL SURGERY.

>> WHAT IS "NATURAL SURGERY?"

>> THEY DO SURGERY,

BUT WITH NO ANESTHESIA.

>> NO PAIN KILLERS?

>> NONE.

SEE?

THAT GUY'S

GETTING A HEART BYPASS.

[ MAN SCREAMING ]

>> HEY, HENRY,

COME CHECK OUT THIS SHOW. >> WHAT'S IN THE MUG? >> COFFEE.

>> WHAT'S IN THE MUG? >> COFFEE. TO KEEP MYSELF ALIVE.

>> COFFEE. TO KEEP MYSELF ALIVE. >> NO, NO, NO.

TO KEEP MYSELF ALIVE. >> NO, NO, NO. >> WHAT?

>> NO, NO, NO. >> WHAT? HEY, BRING THAT BACK.

>> WHAT? HEY, BRING THAT BACK. >> YOU'RE 13.

HEY, BRING THAT BACK. >> YOU'RE 13. YOU CAN'T BE DRINKING

>> YOU'RE 13. YOU CAN'T BE DRINKING THIS MUCH COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL.

YOU CAN'T BE DRINKING THIS MUCH COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL. >> CHARLOTTE.

THIS MUCH COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL. >> CHARLOTTE. >> THIS MUG

>> CHARLOTTE. >> THIS MUG IS COMEDICALLY LARGE.

>> THIS MUG IS COMEDICALLY LARGE. >> BUT I NEED IT.

IS COMEDICALLY LARGE. >> BUT I NEED IT. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

>> BUT I NEED IT. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? >> NOTHING.

>> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? >> NOTHING. I'M JUST...

>> NOTHING. I'M JUST... I GOT A LOT GOING ON.

I'M JUST... I GOT A LOT GOING ON. >> IS IT YOUR HORMONES?

I GOT A LOT GOING ON. >> IS IT YOUR HORMONES? IS YOUR BODY CHANGING, TOO?

>> IS IT YOUR HORMONES? IS YOUR BODY CHANGING, TOO? YOU BEEN HAVING WEIRD DREAMS?

IS YOUR BODY CHANGING, TOO? YOU BEEN HAVING WEIRD DREAMS? >> I HAVEN'T HAD ANY DREAMS

YOU BEEN HAVING WEIRD DREAMS? >> I HAVEN'T HAD ANY DREAMS BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING

>> I HAVEN'T HAD ANY DREAMS BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP.

BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP. >> I HAVE THE SAME DREAM

ANY SLEEP. >> I HAVE THE SAME DREAM ALL THE TIME.

>> I HAVE THE SAME DREAM ALL THE TIME. IT ALWAYS STARTS WITH ME

ALL THE TIME. IT ALWAYS STARTS WITH ME GETTING A HORSE FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

IT ALWAYS STARTS WITH ME GETTING A HORSE FOR MY BIRTHDAY, AND THEN JASPER SHOWS UP,

GETTING A HORSE FOR MY BIRTHDAY, AND THEN JASPER SHOWS UP, AND THEN THE HORSE KICKS JASPER

AND THEN JASPER SHOWS UP, AND THEN THE HORSE KICKS JASPER IN THE FACE.

AND THEN THE HORSE KICKS JASPER IN THE FACE. >> BUT I END UP BEING OKAY,

IN THE FACE. >> BUT I END UP BEING OKAY, RIGHT?

>> BUT I END UP BEING OKAY, RIGHT? >> NO.

RIGHT? >> NO. >> WE'RE HOME.

>> NO. >> WE'RE HOME. HENRY, COME HELP ME, PLEASE.

>> WE'RE HOME. HENRY, COME HELP ME, PLEASE. >> HENRY, COME HELP YOUR MOTHER.

HENRY, COME HELP ME, PLEASE. >> HENRY, COME HELP YOUR MOTHER. >> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

>> HENRY, COME HELP YOUR MOTHER. >> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? >> WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED

>> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? >> WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR CHILI BALLS

>> WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR CHILI BALLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR CHILI BALLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT. >> OH, NO, NO, NO.

FOR DINNER TONIGHT. >> OH, NO, NO, NO. I CANNOT MAKE DINNER TONIGHT.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO. I CANNOT MAKE DINNER TONIGHT. >> WE ALREADY BOUGHT EVERYTHING.

I CANNOT MAKE DINNER TONIGHT. >> WE ALREADY BOUGHT EVERYTHING. AND IT IS YOUR NIGHT.

>> WE ALREADY BOUGHT EVERYTHING. AND IT IS YOUR NIGHT. >> MAKE THEM SPICY THIS TIME.

AND IT IS YOUR NIGHT. >> MAKE THEM SPICY THIS TIME. >> MOM, SERIOUSLY, I'M, LIKE,

>> MAKE THEM SPICY THIS TIME. >> MOM, SERIOUSLY, I'M, LIKE, SO BUSY, I DON'T HAVE TIME.

>> MOM, SERIOUSLY, I'M, LIKE, SO BUSY, I DON'T HAVE TIME. >> HEY, PIPER.

SO BUSY, I DON'T HAVE TIME. >> HEY, PIPER. >> OH, MAN, JASPER'S HERE?

>> HEY, PIPER. >> OH, MAN, JASPER'S HERE? >> PIPER, BE NICE.

>> OH, MAN, JASPER'S HERE? >> PIPER, BE NICE. >> BUT JASPER'S ALWAYS HERE.

>> PIPER, BE NICE. >> BUT JASPER'S ALWAYS HERE. IT'S NOT OKAY.

>> BUT JASPER'S ALWAYS HERE. IT'S NOT OKAY. >> I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

IT'S NOT OKAY. >> I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. >> OH NO, MOM.

>> I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. >> OH NO, MOM. JASPER'S GOING TO USE

>> OH NO, MOM. JASPER'S GOING TO USE OUR BATHROOM.

JASPER'S GOING TO USE OUR BATHROOM. >> WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

OUR BATHROOM. >> WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. >> HEY, EVERYONE.

>> WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. >> HEY, EVERYONE. >> HI, HONEY.

>> HEY, EVERYONE. >> HI, HONEY. >> HEY, MR. HART.

>> HI, HONEY. >> HEY, MR. HART. >> CHARLOTTE.

>> HEY, MR. HART. >> CHARLOTTE. >> JASPER'S IN THE BATHROOM.

>> CHARLOTTE. >> JASPER'S IN THE BATHROOM. >> AH, GEEZ.

>> JASPER'S IN THE BATHROOM. >> AH, GEEZ. >> AND HENRY SAID

>> AH, GEEZ. >> AND HENRY SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE DINNER.

>> AND HENRY SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE DINNER. >> WHAT?

HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE DINNER. >> WHAT? IT'S HIS NIGHT.

>> WHAT? IT'S HIS NIGHT. >> I'M GOING TO MAKE DINNER.

IT'S HIS NIGHT. >> I'M GOING TO MAKE DINNER. >> HENRY, BEFORE YOU START...

>> I'M GOING TO MAKE DINNER. >> HENRY, BEFORE YOU START... >> WHAT'S UP?

>> HENRY, BEFORE YOU START... >> WHAT'S UP? >> I GOT A CALL AT WORK TODAY

>> WHAT'S UP? >> I GOT A CALL AT WORK TODAY FROM ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS,

>> I GOT A CALL AT WORK TODAY FROM ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS, MISS SHAPEN?

FROM ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS, MISS SHAPEN? >> WH--

MISS SHAPEN? >> WH-- SHE CALLED YOU AT WORK?

>> WH-- SHE CALLED YOU AT WORK? THAT'S SO RUDE OF HER.

SHE CALLED YOU AT WORK? THAT'S SO RUDE OF HER. >> APPARENTLY YOU FELL ASLEEP

THAT'S SO RUDE OF HER. >> APPARENTLY YOU FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS TODAY AND FAILED

>> APPARENTLY YOU FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS TODAY AND FAILED YOUR PUERTO RICAN HISTORY TEST.

IN CLASS TODAY AND FAILED YOUR PUERTO RICAN HISTORY TEST. >> WELL...

YOUR PUERTO RICAN HISTORY TEST. >> WELL... >> DO YOU REALIZE

>> WELL... >> DO YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT

>> DO YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT PUERTO RICAN HISTORY IS?

HOW IMPORTANT PUERTO RICAN HISTORY IS? >> YEAH.

PUERTO RICAN HISTORY IS? >> YEAH. I'M SORRY I FELL ASLEEP

>> YEAH. I'M SORRY I FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS.

I'M SORRY I FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS. WELL, YOUR TEACHER SAYS

IN CLASS. WELL, YOUR TEACHER SAYS IT'S BEEN HAPPENING A LOT.

WELL, YOUR TEACHER SAYS IT'S BEEN HAPPENING A LOT. FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS,

IT'S BEEN HAPPENING A LOT. FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS, NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.

FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS, NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. >> I KNOW, IT'S...

NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. >> I KNOW, IT'S... IT'S JUST KIND OF TOUGH

>> I KNOW, IT'S... IT'S JUST KIND OF TOUGH WITH SCHOOL AND MY NEW JOB

IT'S JUST KIND OF TOUGH WITH SCHOOL AND MY NEW JOB AT JUNK-N-STUFF.

WITH SCHOOL AND MY NEW JOB AT JUNK-N-STUFF. >> WELL, IF YOU CAN'T

AT JUNK-N-STUFF. >> WELL, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR GRADES UP,

>> WELL, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR GRADES UP, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE

KEEP YOUR GRADES UP, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO QUIT YOUR JOB.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO QUIT YOUR JOB. >> I CAN'T QUIT.

TO QUIT YOUR JOB. >> I CAN'T QUIT. MY JOB'S A REALLY BIG DEAL.

>> I CAN'T QUIT. MY JOB'S A REALLY BIG DEAL. >> IT'S A JUNK SHOP.

MY JOB'S A REALLY BIG DEAL. >> IT'S A JUNK SHOP. YOU SWEEP THE FLOORS.

>> IT'S A JUNK SHOP. YOU SWEEP THE FLOORS. >> MISS SHAPEN SAID I CAN

YOU SWEEP THE FLOORS. >> MISS SHAPEN SAID I CAN TAKE A MAKEUP TEST

>> MISS SHAPEN SAID I CAN TAKE A MAKEUP TEST BEFORE SCHOOL ON FRIDAY.

TAKE A MAKEUP TEST BEFORE SCHOOL ON FRIDAY. >> I EXPECT AN "A".

BEFORE SCHOOL ON FRIDAY. >> I EXPECT AN "A". >> YOU GOT IT.

>> I EXPECT AN "A". >> YOU GOT IT. I'LL GO UPSTAIRS

>> YOU GOT IT. I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND STUDY RIGHT NOW.

I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND STUDY RIGHT NOW. >> HEY, WHOA, WHOA.

AND STUDY RIGHT NOW. >> HEY, WHOA, WHOA. HEY, HEY, HEY.

>> HEY, WHOA, WHOA. HEY, HEY, HEY. YOU STUDY AFTER

HEY, HEY, HEY. YOU STUDY AFTER YOU MAKE THE CHILI BALLS.

YOU STUDY AFTER YOU MAKE THE CHILI BALLS. >> BUT--

YOU MAKE THE CHILI BALLS. >> BUT-- >> AND MAKE THEM SPICY

>> BUT-- >> AND MAKE THEM SPICY THIS TIME.

>> AND MAKE THEM SPICY THIS TIME. >> YEAH!

THIS TIME. >> YEAH! >> OKAY.

>> YEAH! >> OKAY. CHILI BALLS.

>> OKAY. CHILI BALLS. >> FINALLY.

CHILI BALLS. >> FINALLY. >> AH, AH, AH,

>> FINALLY. >> AH, AH, AH, PIPER, NO COMPUTERS

>> AH, AH, AH, PIPER, NO COMPUTERS AT THE DINNER TABLE.

PIPER, NO COMPUTERS AT THE DINNER TABLE. >> BUT THIS MORNING

AT THE DINNER TABLE. >> BUT THIS MORNING I POSTED A COMMENT

>> BUT THIS MORNING I POSTED A COMMENT AND MY COMMENT

I POSTED A COMMENT AND MY COMMENT HAS OVER 45 COMMENTS,

AND MY COMMENT HAS OVER 45 COMMENTS, SO NOW I HAVE

HAS OVER 45 COMMENTS, SO NOW I HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE COMMENTS.

SO NOW I HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE COMMENTS. >> I'M ABOUT TO COMMENT ON YOU.

TO COMMENT ON THE COMMENTS. >> I'M ABOUT TO COMMENT ON YOU. >> WHAT?

>> I'M ABOUT TO COMMENT ON YOU. >> WHAT? [ WATCH BEEPING ]

>> WHAT? [ WATCH BEEPING ] SORRY, TOO TIRED TO EAT.

[ WATCH BEEPING ] SORRY, TOO TIRED TO EAT. GOT TO GO TO BED.

SORRY, TOO TIRED TO EAT. GOT TO GO TO BED. >> MORE BALLS FOR US.

GOT TO GO TO BED. >> MORE BALLS FOR US. >> HENRY, WHY AREN'T YOU

>> MORE BALLS FOR US. >> HENRY, WHY AREN'T YOU ON YOUR WAY HERE?

>> HENRY, WHY AREN'T YOU ON YOUR WAY HERE? >> BECAUSE I GOT IN TROUBLE

ON YOUR WAY HERE? >> BECAUSE I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR SLEEPING IN CLASS TODAY

>> BECAUSE I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR SLEEPING IN CLASS TODAY AND I HAD TO MAKE CHILI BALLS.

FOR SLEEPING IN CLASS TODAY AND I HAD TO MAKE CHILI BALLS. >> CHILI BALLS?

AND I HAD TO MAKE CHILI BALLS. >> CHILI BALLS? >> IT WAS MY NIGHT.

>> CHILI BALLS? >> IT WAS MY NIGHT. >> KID, THERE'S BEEN AN ESCAPE

>> IT WAS MY NIGHT. >> KID, THERE'S BEEN AN ESCAPE FROM SWELLVIEW PRISON.

>> KID, THERE'S BEEN AN ESCAPE FROM SWELLVIEW PRISON. I NEED YOU.

FROM SWELLVIEW PRISON. I NEED YOU. >> ALL RIGHT,

I NEED YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES.

>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES. >> GOOD.

I'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES. >> GOOD. RUN LIKE A BUNNY.

>> GOOD. RUN LIKE A BUNNY. >> OKAY.

RUN LIKE A BUNNY. >> OKAY. I JUST GOT TO GET

>> OKAY. I JUST GOT TO GET MY SPECIAL GUM.

I JUST GOT TO GET MY SPECIAL GUM. I CAN DO THIS.

MY SPECIAL GUM. I CAN DO THIS. I JUST...

I CAN DO THIS. I JUST... WAKE UP. WAKE UP.

I JUST... WAKE UP. WAKE UP. JUST GOT TO STAND UP.

WAKE UP. WAKE UP. JUST GOT TO STAND UP. AND MAYBE...

JUST GOT TO STAND UP. AND MAYBE... JUST...

AND MAYBE... JUST... RUN LIKE A BUNNY.

JUST... RUN LIKE A BUNNY. RUN LITTLE BUNNY.

RUN LIKE A BUNNY. RUN LITTLE BUNNY. [ WATCH BEEPING ]

TCH BEEPING ] [ GRUNTS ] HENRY!

[ GRUNTS ] HENRY! >> [ KNOCKING ]

HENRY! >> [ KNOCKING ] HENRY, OPEN UP!

>> [WATCH BEEPING]

>> UGH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? >> I'M THAT SMELL. >> WH--

>> I'M THAT SMELL. >> WH-- CAPTAIN MAN?

>> WH-- CAPTAIN MAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

CAPTAIN MAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> HUH?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> HUH? >> I CALLED YOU 90 MINUTES AGO

>> HUH? >> I CALLED YOU 90 MINUTES AGO AND I TOLD YOU

>> I CALLED YOU 90 MINUTES AGO AND I TOLD YOU WE HAD AN EMERGENCY.

AND I TOLD YOU WE HAD AN EMERGENCY. >> OH, RIGHT. I...

WE HAD AN EMERGENCY. >> OH, RIGHT. I... I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP.

>> OH, RIGHT. I... I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP. >> "I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP."

I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP. >> "I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP." >> [ SNIFFS ]

>> "I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP." >> [ SNIFFS ] UGH, WHY DO YOU STINK?

>> [ SNIFFS ] UGH, WHY DO YOU STINK? >> I STINK BECAUSE I JUST

UGH, WHY DO YOU STINK? >> I STINK BECAUSE I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR

>> I STINK BECAUSE I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR CHASING THREE CRIMINALS

SPENT THE LAST HOUR CHASING THREE CRIMINALS THROUGH THE SWELLVIEW SEWER.

CHASING THREE CRIMINALS THROUGH THE SWELLVIEW SEWER. YOU KNOW WHAT'S DOWN

THROUGH THE SWELLVIEW SEWER. YOU KNOW WHAT'S DOWN IN THE SWELLVIEW SEWER?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S DOWN IN THE SWELLVIEW SEWER? >> POOP?

IN THE SWELLVIEW SEWER? >> POOP? >> POOP!

>> POOP? >> POOP! >> HENRY! HEY!

>> POOP! >> HENRY! HEY! [ BANGING ]

>> HENRY! HEY! [ BANGING ] >> OH, MY SISTER.

[ BANGING ] >> OH, MY SISTER. >> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

>> OH, MY SISTER. >> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. >> JUST GET--

>> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. >> JUST GET-- >> DON'T YOU PUSH ME.

>> JUST GET-- >> DON'T YOU PUSH ME. [ SCREAMS ]

>> DON'T YOU PUSH ME. [ SCREAMS ] I'M OKAY!

[ SCREAMS ] I'M OKAY! >> WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO

I'M OKAY! >> WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO IN HERE?

>> WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO IN HERE? >> NOBODY.

IN HERE? >> NOBODY. >> MOM!

>> NOBODY. >> MOM! >> AH, GEEZ.

>> MOM! >> AH, GEEZ. >> WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE?

>> AH, GEEZ. >> WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE? >> HENRY WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE

>> WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE? >> HENRY WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE IN HIS ROOM AND NOW HE SAYS

>> HENRY WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE IN HIS ROOM AND NOW HE SAYS NOBODY'S IN HERE.

IN HIS ROOM AND NOW HE SAYS NOBODY'S IN HERE. >> WELL, I'M SURE IF HENRY

NOBODY'S IN HERE. >> WELL, I'M SURE IF HENRY SAID NOBODY WAS IN HERE, THEN--

>> WELL, I'M SURE IF HENRY SAID NOBODY WAS IN HERE, THEN-- [ SNIFFS ]

SAID NOBODY WAS IN HERE, THEN-- [ SNIFFS ] UGH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

[ SNIFFS ] UGH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? >> IT'S PIPER.

UGH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? >> IT'S PIPER. >> WHAT?

>> IT'S PIPER. >> WHAT? >> SHE HASN'T HAD A BATH

>> WHAT? >> SHE HASN'T HAD A BATH IN A WEEK.

>> SHE HASN'T HAD A BATH IN A WEEK. >> THAT'S A LIE.

IN A WEEK. >> THAT'S A LIE. >> OKAY, COME ON, BABY,

>> THAT'S A LIE. >> OKAY, COME ON, BABY, WE'RE GOING TO GO

>> OKAY, COME ON, BABY, WE'RE GOING TO GO GET YOU A BATH.

WE'RE GOING TO GO GET YOU A BATH. >> I DON'T NEED A BATH! MOM!

GET YOU A BATH. >> I DON'T NEED A BATH! MOM! >> IT'S JUST A BATH.

>> I DON'T NEED A BATH! MOM! >> IT'S JUST A BATH. >> DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME

>> IT'S JUST A BATH. >> DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT.

>> DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT. >> YOU DISAPPOINTED ME TONIGHT.

LIKE THAT. >> YOU DISAPPOINTED ME TONIGHT. >> I'M DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY.

>> YOU DISAPPOINTED ME TONIGHT. >> I'M DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. PEOPLE SHOULD JUST CALL ME

>> I'M DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. PEOPLE SHOULD JUST CALL ME "KID DISAPPOINTMENT."

PEOPLE SHOULD JUST CALL ME "KID DISAPPOINTMENT." >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST TELL ME

"KID DISAPPOINTMENT." >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. >> TIME. SCHOOL.

WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. >> TIME. SCHOOL. WORKING FOR YOU. MY FAMILY.

>> TIME. SCHOOL. WORKING FOR YOU. MY FAMILY. IT'S JUST...

WORKING FOR YOU. MY FAMILY. IT'S JUST... IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE.

IT'S JUST... IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE. >> WELL...

IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE. >> WELL... I DO KNOW A GUY WHO COULD

>> WELL... I DO KNOW A GUY WHO COULD GET RID OF YOUR FAMILY.

I DO KNOW A GUY WHO COULD GET RID OF YOUR FAMILY. >> WHAT?

GET RID OF YOUR FAMILY. >> WHAT? >> KIDDING. I JOKE.

>> WHAT? >> KIDDING. I JOKE. I DO KNOW A GUY.

>> KIDDING. I JOKE. I DO KNOW A GUY. OH!

I DO KNOW A GUY. OH! I THINK I CAN FIX YOUR PROBLEM.

OH! I THINK I CAN FIX YOUR PROBLEM. >> REALLY?

I THINK I CAN FIX YOUR PROBLEM. >> REALLY? >> MEET ME

>> REALLY? >> MEET ME AT HEADQUARTERS TOMORROW.

>> MEET ME AT HEADQUARTERS TOMORROW. >> I'M THERE.

AT HEADQUARTERS TOMORROW. >> I'M THERE. >> HEY.

>> I'M THERE. >> HEY. WHO'S THIS?

>> HEY. WHO'S THIS? >> MY MOM.

WHO'S THIS? >> MY MOM. >> NICE.

>> MY MOM. >> NICE. SHE...

>> NICE. SHE... SHE STILL MARRIED TO YOUR DAD?

SHE... SHE STILL MARRIED TO YOUR DAD? >> YES.

SHE STILL MARRIED TO YOUR DAD? >> YES. >> SHE EVER SEEM LONELY

>> YES. >> SHE EVER SEEM LONELY OR BORED TO YOU?

>> SHE EVER SEEM LONELY OR BORED TO YOU? >> GO HOME, RAY.

OR BORED TO YOU? >> GO HOME, RAY. THE PICTURE, RAY.

>> GO HOME, RAY. THE PICTURE, RAY. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

THE PICTURE, RAY. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ BELL RINGS ]

>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ BELL RINGS ] >> ALL RIGHT, CLASS,

[ BELL RINGS ] >> ALL RIGHT, CLASS, EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR SEATS.

>> ALL RIGHT, CLASS, EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR SEATS. SIT DOWN.

EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR SEATS. SIT DOWN. SIENTENSE.

SIT DOWN. SIENTENSE. >> HEY, YOU SEEN HENRY?

SIENTENSE. >> HEY, YOU SEEN HENRY? >> UNH-UNH.

>> HEY, YOU SEEN HENRY? >> UNH-UNH. >> DANG IT, WHERE'S HENRY HART?

>> UNH-UNH. >> DANG IT, WHERE'S HENRY HART? JASPER?

>> DANG IT, WHERE'S HENRY HART? JASPER? >> HE'S NOT HERE.

JASPER? >> HE'S NOT HERE. >> I CAN SEE THAT.

>> HE'S NOT HERE. >> I CAN SEE THAT. >> HENRY'S HOME SICK.

>> I CAN SEE THAT. >> HENRY'S HOME SICK. >> YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW

>> HENRY'S HOME SICK. >> YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE HE WAS.

>> YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE HE WAS. >> YES, BUT WE KNOW THAT HENRY

WHERE HE WAS. >> YES, BUT WE KNOW THAT HENRY WOULD BE IN SCHOOL

>> YES, BUT WE KNOW THAT HENRY WOULD BE IN SCHOOL UNLESS HE WAS HOME SICK

WOULD BE IN SCHOOL UNLESS HE WAS HOME SICK OR ELSE HE'LL BE IN TROUBLE.

UNLESS HE WAS HOME SICK OR ELSE HE'LL BE IN TROUBLE. >> OH, RIGHT.

OR ELSE HE'LL BE IN TROUBLE. >> OH, RIGHT. HENRY HAS HEPATITIS.

>> OH, RIGHT. HENRY HAS HEPATITIS. >> WHAT'S THAT THING DOING?

HENRY HAS HEPATITIS. >> WHAT'S THAT THING DOING? >> SCANNING YOUR BRAIN.

>> WHAT'S THAT THING DOING? >> SCANNING YOUR BRAIN. >> OH, COOL.

>> SCANNING YOUR BRAIN. >> OH, COOL. >> TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

>> OH, COOL. >> TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOW, GO,

>> TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOW, GO, "OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE."

NOW, GO, "OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE." >> OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE.

"OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE." >> OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE. >> NO, YOU'RE OFF KEY.

>> OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE. >> NO, YOU'RE OFF KEY. IT'S OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE.

>> NO, YOU'RE OFF KEY. IT'S OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE. >> OOODLE, OOODLE, OODLE...

IT'S OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE. >> OOODLE, OOODLE, OODLE... WHY AM I DOING THIS?

>> OOODLE, OOODLE, OODLE... WHY AM I DOING THIS? >> RELAX, KID.

WHY AM I DOING THIS? >> RELAX, KID. >> I CAN'T.

>> RELAX, KID. >> I CAN'T. I GOT A HUGE

>> I CAN'T. I GOT A HUGE MAKEUP TEST TOMORROW

I GOT A HUGE MAKEUP TEST TOMORROW AND I GOT TO STUDY

MAKEUP TEST TOMORROW AND I GOT TO STUDY AND YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME GO,

AND I GOT TO STUDY AND YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME GO, OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE.

AND YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME GO, OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE. >> OH, NO, IT'S,

OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE. >> OH, NO, IT'S, OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE.

>> OH, NO, IT'S, OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE. >> I DON'T CARE.

OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE. >> I DON'T CARE. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RELAX.

>> I DON'T CARE. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RELAX. >> EXACTLY.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RELAX. >> EXACTLY. YOUR ONLY PROBLEM

>> EXACTLY. YOUR ONLY PROBLEM IS A LACK OF TIME.

YOUR ONLY PROBLEM IS A LACK OF TIME. >> IMAGINE IF YOU COULD DO

IS A LACK OF TIME. >> IMAGINE IF YOU COULD DO ALL YOUR STUDYING FOR SCHOOL

>> IMAGINE IF YOU COULD DO ALL YOUR STUDYING FOR SCHOOL IN ONLY 30 SECONDS.

ALL YOUR STUDYING FOR SCHOOL IN ONLY 30 SECONDS. >> HOW CAN I LEARN ANYTHING

IN ONLY 30 SECONDS. >> HOW CAN I LEARN ANYTHING IN 30 SECONDS?

>> HOW CAN I LEARN ANYTHING IN 30 SECONDS? >> WITH THIS.

IN 30 SECONDS? >> WITH THIS. THE CEREBRAL DATA TRANSDUCER

>> WITH THIS. THE CEREBRAL DATA TRANSDUCER OR AS WE CALL IT, THE H.R.Z.

THE CEREBRAL DATA TRANSDUCER OR AS WE CALL IT, THE H.R.Z. >> THIS DEVICE CAN TRANSFER

OR AS WE CALL IT, THE H.R.Z. >> THIS DEVICE CAN TRANSFER KNOWLEDGE FROM A DATA SOURCE

>> THIS DEVICE CAN TRANSFER KNOWLEDGE FROM A DATA SOURCE DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN.

KNOWLEDGE FROM A DATA SOURCE DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN. >> AT 90 MILLION

DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN. >> AT 90 MILLION DIGIBLES PER SECOND.

>> AT 90 MILLION DIGIBLES PER SECOND. >> WHY AM I LOCKED IN A CHAIR?

DIGIBLES PER SECOND. >> WHY AM I LOCKED IN A CHAIR? >> DO YOU WANT

>> WHY AM I LOCKED IN A CHAIR? >> DO YOU WANT TO GET A GOOD GRADE

>> DO YOU WANT TO GET A GOOD GRADE ON YOUR PUERTO RICAN MATH TEST?

TO GET A GOOD GRADE ON YOUR PUERTO RICAN MATH TEST? >> HISTORY.

ON YOUR PUERTO RICAN MATH TEST? >> HISTORY. >> SAME THING.

>> HISTORY. >> SAME THING. >> LET US BEGIN THE PROCEDURE.

>> SAME THING. >> LET US BEGIN THE PROCEDURE. >> YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

>> LET US BEGIN THE PROCEDURE. >> YEAH, LET'S DO IT. ALL RIGHT.

>> YEAH, LET'S DO IT. ALL RIGHT. NOW, I'LL SET THE COMPUTER

ALL RIGHT. NOW, I'LL SET THE COMPUTER TO ACQUIRE ALL THE WORLD'S

NOW, I'LL SET THE COMPUTER TO ACQUIRE ALL THE WORLD'S HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE

TO ACQUIRE ALL THE WORLD'S HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE ON PUERTO RICO.

HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE ON PUERTO RICO. >> WHOA, THIS IS SO COOL.

ON PUERTO RICO. >> WHOA, THIS IS SO COOL. WILL THIS HURT?

>> WHOA, THIS IS SO COOL. WILL THIS HURT? >> YES, VERY MUCH.

WILL THIS HURT? >> YES, VERY MUCH. >> WHAT?

>> YES, VERY MUCH. >> WHAT? >> POWER UP.

>> WHAT? >> POWER UP. >> WAIT, SO, HOW WILL I KNOW--

>> POWER UP. >> WAIT, SO, HOW WILL I KNOW-- WHOA, IT HURTS!

>> WAIT, SO, HOW WILL I KNOW-- WHOA, IT HURTS! >> JUST ENJOY IT.

WHOA, IT HURTS! >> JUST ENJOY IT. >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> JUST ENJOY IT. >> [ SCREAMING ] >> WELL?

>> [ SCREAMING ] >> WELL? >> THAT HURT BAD.

>> WELL? >> THAT HURT BAD. >> YES, BUT TELL US

>> THAT HURT BAD. >> YES, BUT TELL US ABOUT PUERTO RICO.

>> YES, BUT TELL US ABOUT PUERTO RICO. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT--

ABOUT PUERTO RICO. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT-- PUERTO RICO IS A SERIES

>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT-- PUERTO RICO IS A SERIES OF ISLANDS WITH A LAND MASS

PUERTO RICO IS A SERIES OF ISLANDS WITH A LAND MASS OF 3,500 SQUARE MILES

OF ISLANDS WITH A LAND MASS OF 3,500 SQUARE MILES AND A POPULATION

OF 3,500 SQUARE MILES AND A POPULATION OF 3.6 MILLION PEOPLE.

AND A POPULATION OF 3.6 MILLION PEOPLE. ITS GLORIOUS BEACHES

OF 3.6 MILLION PEOPLE. ITS GLORIOUS BEACHES AND LUSH RAINFORESTS

ITS GLORIOUS BEACHES AND LUSH RAINFORESTS ARE THE PERFECT SETTING

AND LUSH RAINFORESTS ARE THE PERFECT SETTING FOR A WEDDING, BAR MITZVAH,

ARE THE PERFECT SETTING FOR A WEDDING, BAR MITZVAH, OR GROWING BANANAS.

FOR A WEDDING, BAR MITZVAH, OR GROWING BANANAS. OH.

OR GROWING BANANAS. OH. WHOA.

OH. WHOA. I KNOW PUERTO RICO.

WHOA. I KNOW PUERTO RICO. >> INDEED.

I KNOW PUERTO RICO. >> INDEED. >> YOU SEE?

>> INDEED. >> YOU SEE? WITH THIS YOU CAN LEARN ANYTHING

>> YOU SEE? WITH THIS YOU CAN LEARN ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR SCHOOL

WITH THIS YOU CAN LEARN ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR SCHOOL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR SCHOOL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. >> YEAH.

IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. >> YEAH. WAIT.

>> YEAH. WAIT. YOU THINK IT'S CHEATING?

WAIT. YOU THINK IT'S CHEATING? >> EH...

YOU THINK IT'S CHEATING? >> EH... NO, NOT REALLY.

>> EH... NO, NOT REALLY. >> IT'S A GRAY AREA.

NO, NOT REALLY. >> IT'S A GRAY AREA. >> I GUESS.

>> IT'S A GRAY AREA. >> I GUESS. ANYWAY, I REALLY DOING THIS

>> I GUESS. ANYWAY, I REALLY DOING THIS APPRECIATE YOU FOR ME.

ANYWAY, I REALLY DOING THIS APPRECIATE YOU FOR ME. >> UH-OH.

APPRECIATE YOU FOR ME. >> UH-OH. >> IT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS.

>> UH-OH. >> IT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS. >> WHAT SIDE EFFECTS?

>> IT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS. >> WHAT SIDE EFFECTS? >> YOU SEE, AFTER YOU USE

>> WHAT SIDE EFFECTS? >> YOU SEE, AFTER YOU USE THE H.R.Z., WHEN YOU TALK,

>> YOU SEE, AFTER YOU USE THE H.R.Z., WHEN YOU TALK, YOU MIGHT MIX UP YOUR WORDS

THE H.R.Z., WHEN YOU TALK, YOU MIGHT MIX UP YOUR WORDS FOR A FEW DAYS.

YOU MIGHT MIX UP YOUR WORDS FOR A FEW DAYS. >> WELL, YOU COULD HAVE

FOR A FEW DAYS. >> WELL, YOU COULD HAVE BEFORE THAT YOU TOLD ME.

>> WELL, YOU COULD HAVE BEFORE THAT YOU TOLD ME. >> THE IMPORTANT THING

BEFORE THAT YOU TOLD ME. >> THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT NOW YOU'RE GOING

>> THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO WELL ON YOUR TEST.

IS THAT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO WELL ON YOUR TEST. >> YEAH.

TO DO WELL ON YOUR TEST. >> YEAH. [ GIRL SCREAM ]

>> YEAH. [ GIRL SCREAM ] WHY DID I JUST--

[ GIRL SCREAM ] WHY DID I JUST-- >> THAT'S ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT.

WHY DID I JUST-- >> THAT'S ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT. >> SOMETIMES YOU'LL SCREAM

>> THAT'S ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT. >> SOMETIMES YOU'LL SCREAM LIKE--

>> SOMETIMES YOU'LL SCREAM LIKE-- >> [ GIRL SCREAM ]

LIKE-- >> [ GIRL SCREAM ] >> A GIRL.

>> [ GIRL SCREAM ] >> A GIRL. >> FOR A FEW DAYS.

>> A GIRL. >> FOR A FEW DAYS. >> OH, SO I'M A GIRL LIKE A DAYS

>> FOR A FEW DAYS. >> OH, SO I'M A GIRL LIKE A DAYS FOR A FEW SCREAMS.

>> OH, SO I'M A GIRL LIKE A DAYS FOR A FEW SCREAMS. WAIT.

FOR A FEW SCREAMS. WAIT. [ GIRL SCREAM ]

WAIT. [ GIRL SCREAM ] >> YOU GUYS WANT TO GET LUNCH?

[ GIRL SCREAM ] >> YOU GUYS WANT TO GET LUNCH? >> YEAH.

>> YOU GUYS WANT TO GET LUNCH? >> YEAH. >> WHAT?

>> YEAH. >> WHAT? >> AND BECAUSE

>> WHAT? >> AND BECAUSE THE NEW HAMPSHIRIAN SOLDIERS

>> AND BECAUSE THE NEW HAMPSHIRIAN SOLDIERS WERE BETTER EQUIPPED,

THE NEW HAMPSHIRIAN SOLDIERS WERE BETTER EQUIPPED, THE VERMONT ARMY

WERE BETTER EQUIPPED, THE VERMONT ARMY FINALLY SURRENDERED AND FLED

THE VERMONT ARMY FINALLY SURRENDERED AND FLED THE COCONUT PLANTATIONS.

FINALLY SURRENDERED AND FLED THE COCONUT PLANTATIONS. >> COCONUTS IN VERMONT?

THE COCONUT PLANTATIONS. >> COCONUTS IN VERMONT? >> I DREW A PICTURE OF ME.

>> COCONUTS IN VERMONT? >> I DREW A PICTURE OF ME. [ BELL ]

>> I DREW A PICTURE OF ME. [ BELL ] >> OKAY, EVERYONE, GET OUT.

[ BELL ] >> OKAY, EVERYONE, GET OUT. OUT.

>> OKAY, EVERYONE, GET OUT. OUT. HENRY, MAY I SEE YOU?

OUT. HENRY, MAY I SEE YOU? >> YEAH, SURE.

HENRY, MAY I SEE YOU? >> YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S UP?

>> YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S UP? >> YOUR GRADE.

WHAT'S UP? >> YOUR GRADE. >> 100 I MAKEUP TEST ON MY GOT?

>> YOUR GRADE. >> 100 I MAKEUP TEST ON MY GOT? I MEAN...

>> 100 I MAKEUP TEST ON MY GOT? I MEAN... I GOT 100 ON MY MAKEUP TEST?

I MEAN... I GOT 100 ON MY MAKEUP TEST? >> YOU ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION

I GOT 100 ON MY MAKEUP TEST? >> YOU ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION PERFECTLY.

>> YOU ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION PERFECTLY. >> AWESOME.

PERFECTLY. >> AWESOME. [ GIRL SCREAM ]

>> AWESOME. [ GIRL SCREAM ] >> THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.

[ GIRL SCREAM ] >> THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE. >> I JUST GOT EXCITED.

>> THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE. >> I JUST GOT EXCITED. >> I'M PROUD OF YOU, HENRY.

>> I JUST GOT EXCITED. >> I'M PROUD OF YOU, HENRY. I'D GIVE YOU A HUG

>> I'M PROUD OF YOU, HENRY. I'D GIVE YOU A HUG IF IT WOULDN'T GET ME FIRED.

I'D GIVE YOU A HUG IF IT WOULDN'T GET ME FIRED. >> THANKS.

IF IT WOULDN'T GET ME FIRED. >> THANKS. >> HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.

>> THANKS. >> HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. >> TOO YOU.

>> HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. >> TOO YOU. >> 100.

>> TOO YOU. >> 100. >> YEAH, BABY.

>> 100. >> YEAH, BABY. >> WH, WH, WH, WAIT.

>> YEAH, BABY. >> WH, WH, WH, WAIT. >> WHAT?

>> WH, WH, WH, WAIT. >> WHAT? >> WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY?

>> WHAT? >> WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY? YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS.

>> WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY? YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS. >> I GO TO HAD SOMEWHERE.

YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS. >> I GO TO HAD SOMEWHERE. >> ONE MORE TIME?

>> I GO TO HAD SOMEWHERE. >> ONE MORE TIME? >> I HAD...

>> ONE MORE TIME? >> I HAD... TO GO SOMEWHERE.

>> I HAD... TO GO SOMEWHERE. NAILED IT.

TO GO SOMEWHERE. NAILED IT. [ GIRL SCREAM ]

NAILED IT. [ GIRL SCREAM ] YOU LATER SEE.

[ GIRL SCREAM ] YOU LATER SEE. [ GIRL SCREAM ]

[ GIRL SCREAM ] [ MUSIC ]

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