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Cooper!
Cooper! Cooper!
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Cooper!Cooper!
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Oh, my God, Claire,
this is so exciting.
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[chuckles]:
I know. Thanks, Mom.
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I really appreciate
you guys coming
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to my big restaurant opening.
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Oh, that. Right. Yay!
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But I was talking
about the paparazzi.
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Uh-oh,
an unidentified girlfriend.
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Who is she? It's Bonnie.
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[Bonnie laughs]
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So, what are we
waiting for, anyway?
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Uh, Jake.
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He's looking for a parking spot
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because he refuses
to pay for valet.
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Oh, I could've spotted him.
What does it cost?
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Hundred bucks?Seriously, Cooper?
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Do you have any idea
what stuff costs?
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Of course I do.
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Most things cost...
one credit card.
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[panting]:
Found a spot.
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But it's three blocks away,
and I need coins for the meter.
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You got coins? Give me coins.Oh.
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Why would you not
just pay for valet?
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I'll tell you why, Cooper-nicus.
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It's a sexy little something
called "compound interest."
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You see, ten dollars
saved today,
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invested wisely,
can blossom into...
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Hey, Jake, I think
you're getting a ticket.
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No!
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Thank you.
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Claire, this is really cool.
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What the hell?
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What? Uh, what-what's wrong?
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None of this is
what I designed.
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My stupid boss must've changed
the plans without telling me.
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Ugh, bosses, right? Aah.
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I mean, I assume.
I've never had a real job.
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Hey, Claire. Holy crap!
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[chuckles]:
Cooper James. Hey.
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If you don't mind,
I'd love to grab a selfie.
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My girlfriend's a huge fan,
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and this is gonna make the rest
of her dorm supes jeals.
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Oliver, um, what
happened here?
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I thought that you said that
I had the lead on this design,
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and, and then you went
and changed all my ideas?
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Yes. Yeah, we decided
to go back to basics.
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But thank you
for being so chill about it.
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You know, this is what I love
about working with millennials.
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[chuckles]:
Even the ones on the older side.
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Well, I got two tickets:
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one for parking
and one for jaywalking.Wow.
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Really showed those valet guys
who's stupid.
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Wow, Claire,
this place is amazing.
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Uh, Jake, maybe don't...Complimenting
my girl here, Coops.
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Uh, back off. I mean,
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it's so Claire, right?
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I mean, all this exposed brick.Jake, none of it
is what I designed.
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It's disgusting.
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Seriously.
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I mean, what kind of idiot puts
an orange tree inside a bar?
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Actually,
that's my one idea he kept.
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"Orange" you glad he did?
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Can we please
just get out of here?
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Yes, yes.
Your carriage awaits, milady.
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Hey, Jake, I think
your car is getting towed.
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No!
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♪ Imagine me and you, I do
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♪ I think about you
day and night ♪
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♪ It's only right
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♪ So happy together...
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[vocalizing]
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[groans] I just... I can't...
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I... Mm-mm.
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[breathes deeply]
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[sputters] It just
keeps happening.
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Okay? Oliver always says
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he wants to try
something different,
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but then we end up going back
to his same old ideas.
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Don't worry, babe.
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That restaurant's terrible.
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To quote your dad
on our wedding day,
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"I give it six months."
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COOPER: You know,
Claire, I can relate.
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When I was recording
my second album,
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I wanted to try some
different styles,
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but the label didn't let me
veer away from what was working.
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So what'd you do about it?
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Well, I put my foot down.
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You know, they
wanted my hair long.
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I wanted it short,
so I kept it medium.
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Looking back, it wasn't as
dramatic as it felt at the time.
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You know, maybe I should march
back down to that restaurant
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and demand
that Oliver listen to me.
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He's probably still there trying
to explain to the waitress
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why his hair plugs are bleeding.
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Now, now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now,
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hold on, Claire. All right?
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You have to understand that
Cooper is a celebrity, okay?
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And we regular people
can't always play by his rules.
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Is this because you got scolded
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for walking down
that red carpet?
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[sighs]
I wasn't scolded, Claire.
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I was tased.
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And if you act
too rashly here,
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you might lose a steady job
with a good income
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that, combined with mine,
has us on track to retire
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in 25 to 31 years.
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[sighs] But how can I expect
for things to change
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if I don't tell my boss
how I'm feeling?
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By facing your feelings head-on.
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And then squeezing them down
into a tersely worded e-mail
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ending in,
"Let's grab a Corona."
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Okay. Hand me the computer.
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I just hope
that Oliver gets Wi-Fi
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considering how far he lives
up his own butt.
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Okay. Okay. No-kay. Okay. Okay.
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How about I take the keys
so I can type this e-mail
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in "business" English
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and not "Roseanne Barr
on Twitter" English.
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All right. Let's get started.
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Um, dear assclown.
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"Dear Oliver."
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I would rather wear
razor blade goggles
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than look at another one
of your designs.
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"I've learned a lot
from your sharp eye,
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"but I'd love to discuss
some new designs
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that I've been working on."
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You wouldn't know a fresh idea
if it popped up in front of you,
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like the sad penis you once
accidentally group-texted
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our whole staff.
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"I would love to soft-pitch you
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some new ideas for the company."
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[chuckles]
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Oh, my gosh. Jake,
you're a genius.
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Oliver wrote back
to say he would love
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to discuss things further
with me.
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Wow! See, babe?
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I had a feeling
he would respond better
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to not being called an assclown.
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Well, I am going in early
to prep.
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Mwah.
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Thanks again
for all your support.Hey.
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I'm a human bra, baby.
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Hey, Jake. Do you have
a second to chat?
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Is it sex-related
or money-related?
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I know I'm your go-to
for both, so...
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It's... You're not...
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It's money-related.Ah.
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Ever since I've realized
I've been paying
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ten times what it costs
to valet,
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I've been thinking,
am I out of touch with money?
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Hmm, let's see.
Uh, how many cars do you own?
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I don't know.
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Yep, you're out of touch
with money.
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I grew up in a household
where money was tight,
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and now I don't even know
the value of a dollar.
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Would you be able to go
over my finances with me?Yes!
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Yes!
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I mean, yeah, yeah,
that's cool. Yeah.
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We can talk numbers and stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
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It's cool, though.
Right this way.
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[door opens]
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, well, you dumbos pay
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for all the subscription
services, and we hear
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there is a new show on
about horny pirates.
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It's called All Hands on Deck.
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"Deck"? Oh, man,
I misread that title.
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So, what-what
are you guys up to?
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Well, I've realized
I want to learn
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how to be more responsible
with my money.
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Cooper, this binder has graphs
tracking all your spending.
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[coughing]:
Nerd.
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Breakdowns of all your revenue.
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[coughing]:
Dork.
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So...
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once you get acquainted
with all that,
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then, uh, tonight we can talk
about where we can
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make some cuts. [chuckles]
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Cooper, if you want
some real-life money tips,
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we are the people to help you.
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That's right.
As young retirees,
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we've mastered the art
of stretching a dollar.
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We'll take you to happy hour
and give you some tips.
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That'd be awesome.
Thanks. We can take my car.
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Or we could each
take one of my cars.
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I honestly don't know
how many I have.
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And for those reasons,
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I really think
that these designs
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can help us attract
a whole new batch of clients.
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[laughs]: Oh, I'm sorry.
I was focusing so hard
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on making it seem
like I was listening to you
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that I didn't hear
a single thing.
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Oliver, I want
more creative freedom.
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It's what you promised me
when I started here.
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Look, I understand
being frustrated at work.
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I had to put up with my father
for two whole years
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before he died and I
took over the company.
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I just need to know
that I'm valued.
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'Cause if things don't change,
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I don't think
I can keep working here.
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Claire, you're super talented.
We're lucky to have you.
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But just like my stepmother,
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you need to respect
that I'm the boss.
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So nothing's gonna change.
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I'm afraid not.Hmm.
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Okay. Well, um...
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then I quit.Whoa!
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You can't just quit.
You're not my therapist.
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Oliver, you don't deserve
someone like me.
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[chuckles]:
I... I'm a really hard worker,
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and I have amazing ideas,
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and I'm going to find
a design firm
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that appreciates
all that I can do for them.
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[sighs] And now I'm gonna do
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what no woman in your life
has ever done:
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leave your room satisfied.
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[laughs]
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So, like, so you-you
quit your job?
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Like... like, like...
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like, like, quit,quit,
or, like...
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like, quit, quit, quit?
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Like...
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I did. And quit saying "quit."
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Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
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Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.Look,
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I know that you are nervous
about the hit to our finances,
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but I had to do it.
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[chuckles]: No, I...
Girl, it's fi... it's fine.
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Money is just a state of mind.
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But also a thing
that you exchange
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for food and shelter, so...
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[sighs]
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Okay. Okay, okay.
Luckily, I am an accountant,
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and I have accounted
for everything.
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Oh, you're about to pull out
a binder, aren't you?
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This binder...
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...has a detailed plan
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of all of our potential
life-altering scenarios.
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Let's see what we got
up in here.
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Okay, uh...
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"Earthquake," uh,
"surprise triplets."
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Ooh.
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"I lose my hair."
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[laughs]
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Ah, here we are.
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"One of us quits their job
[probably Claire]."
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"Good for you, Claire.
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Everything's going
to be okay."
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Check.
252
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No, I've... I've
already made a list
253
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of ten design firms
that I want to apply to.
254
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I-I'm actually really
excited about it.Well, so am I.
255
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Uh, "Smile and hug her."
256
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,187
Thank you. I know how
much you hate change,
257
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and so this must
be a lot for you.
258
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It's all good in the hood.
259
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[laughs]
260
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Which is where we'll be
living if we're not careful.
261
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[sighs]
262
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:18,590
But seriously, Claire, uh, I
just want you to know that, um--
263
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and this is off binder-- uh...
264
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that I love you
265
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and I will support you
no matter what.
266
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:29,036
Aw. Well, I appreciate
the support.Hey.
267
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I'm a human jock strap, baby.
268
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[laughs]
269
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,567
Are you guys sure it's
okay to be eating here?
270
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I feel bad since they didn't use
any of Claire's designs.
271
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Next financial lesson--
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don't make sentimental decisions
about money.
273
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Half-price appetizers are worth
betraying your family.
274
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,576
Mm.
275
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GERALD:
So, we've shown you
276
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the basics of money and
how much things cost.
277
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Now it's time to
teach you how to save.
278
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Mm. That would be awesome.
279
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,193
Stars like me go broke
all the time.
280
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I don't want
to end up like Nicolas Cage,
281
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having to sell my dragon eggs
so I can keep my vampire castle.
282
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:04,201
Exactly, and the key is
to save money
283
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,073
and then invest it
in a sure thing.
284
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,988
How do you guys go about
saving money?
285
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,598
Uh, lots of ways.
286
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,992
Uh, hitting up happy hours,
only shopping on sales racks,
287
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,776
just constantly
looking for deals.
288
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,735
Like how Bonnie and
I love fancy meals,
289
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,084
but we hate paying for 'em.
290
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,433
BONNIE:
One technique we use is
291
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,869
that Gerald will
fake-propose to me,
292
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,784
and then the manager
comps the whole meal.
293
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,655
Does that free proposal stuff
really work?
294
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,745
Does it work?[scoffs]
295
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,790
[laughing quietly]
296
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,010
What?Bonnie Wheeler.
297
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,794
No!Will you make me
298
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,622
the happiest man
in the world? Oh!
299
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,016
Yes! Yes, I will marry you.
300
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,974
[applause and cheering]
301
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,849
Oh, what?
302
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,154
Congratulations.
303
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,417
Thank you.
Hey, we'd love some champagne.
304
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,898
Oh, and a tomahawk steak
for my blind son.
305
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,168
[door opens]
306
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,257
Hey, babe.
You're home early.
307
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:03,130
How was work?Oh, fine.
308
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,045
I see you're still right
where I left you this morning.
309
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:10,224
Don't know if I should kiss you
or check you for bedsores.
310
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,921
Look, I know
311
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,837
that it has been a month
since I quit my job,
312
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,273
but I had the best day.
313
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,797
I applied for
four more jobs,
314
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,060
I got new prints
for my portfolio,
315
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,279
and-- look-- I...
316
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,499
finally finished
my vision board!
317
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,719
What is that?
318
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,721
It's a vision board.Right.
319
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,507
I'm visualizing all the things
that I want in my life,
320
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,683
including a dream job,
and I am just hoping
321
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,076
that the universe
will provide it.
322
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,513
Ah, cool, cool, cool. Yeah.
323
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,210
It's a...
324
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,646
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
325
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,953
Vision boards have tons
of benefits, you know. I mean,
326
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,260
not medical or dental,
but, yeah.
327
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:50,220
They're... beneficial.
328
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,135
Okay, look, I know
that this is stressing you out,
329
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,876
but my next career move
is a big decision.
330
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,138
I need to be excited about it.
331
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,748
I'm not stressed! I...
332
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,100
It's not... [laughs]
I'm not.
333
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:04,365
I'm just gonna, you know,
turn these lights down a titch.
334
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,323
There we go.
335
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,369
There's a reason why God put
the sun in the sky, Claire.
336
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,500
Let's use it.
337
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,896
That's a little crazy,
but okay.
338
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,290
Not as crazy as
spending money on AC.
339
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,770
I'll tell you that.
340
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,382
God made wind, Claire.
Let's use it. [laughs]
341
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:24,167
So, uh, any new job
leads? Are we...?
342
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,169
Not yet, but
343
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,041
I am getting a lot of likes
on my Instagram page.
344
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,218
[high-pitched]:
Oh! Instagram likes!
345
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,741
It's nice. Like
346
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:36,701
enough Instagram likes
to pay the gas bill, or...?
347
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:37,702
Just check it out.
348
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,921
Ooh, checking.
349
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,010
Checking it out,
checking it out.
350
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:44,361
Oh, you mean like from, uh,
@Hungry4Feet who wrote,
351
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,537
"Love the designs.
Show me your feet."
352
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,761
Oh, oh, here's another sicko
sliding into your DMs saying,
353
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,720
[deep voice]:
"You're very talented, and I'd love to meet with you
354
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,940
if you ever have
any availabilities."
355
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,986
[scoffs]
356
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,944
Keep dreaming,
Heather Dean.
357
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,947
What? Wait.
Heather Dean wrote that?
358
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,253
You know that pervert?
359
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,301
Jake, I have been trying
360
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,608
to get an interview with her
this whole time! She's amazing.
361
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,350
She's-she's like... she's like
my "guy who invented Quicken."
362
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,569
Dan Gilbert?!
Write her back!
363
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:19,831
Tell her you can meet right now!
364
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,268
Okay. Okay.
Yeah!
365
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,530
Okay.
All right.
366
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,619
Oh, my God, I can't
believe this is happening.
367
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,969
Oh.She wants to meet with me?
This is crazy.
368
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,710
Oh, my... I... I... I...
369
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,625
I got to go take a shower.Oh.
370
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,975
Uh, well, uh,
371
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,064
water isn't free, Claire,
so, uh...
372
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,242
God made Febreze.
Let's use it, okay?
373
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,074
Thank you so much for driving.
I just want to be super prepared
374
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:49,165
for this interview.Yeah, of course.
375
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,993
I was headed this way anyway.
376
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,777
[turn signal clicking]Wait.
377
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,562
What are you doing?
The office is two blocks away.
378
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,390
Just picking up a friend.
379
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,479
Uh, there.
What?
380
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,310
You Maggie?
381
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,747
Uh, Jake?Yup.
382
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,793
What's going on?
383
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,273
Just getting my side hustle on
384
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,188
to support the old income, okay?
385
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,537
This is crazy.
386
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,670
How is this crazy?
I'm supporting your dreams.
387
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,542
Chill out. I'm trying to
protect my five-star rating.
388
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,023
Hey, uh, there's mini
bottles of water back there
389
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,807
if you're thirsty.I'm good.
390
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,896
Ooh. But do
you have gum?
391
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,160
I'm meeting a guy and
hoping to make out.
392
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,989
JAKE:
Oh. [laughs]
393
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,164
Maggie.
394
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,948
[whispering]:
Give her your gum.
395
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,560
But I'm down to my last piece.
396
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:39,433
Five stars, babe.
397
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,914
Here.
398
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,916
[turn signal clicking]
399
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,571
All right, good
luck, Claire.
400
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,572
You're gonna crush
this interview
401
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:49,573
because you're amazing.
402
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,401
[laughs][laughs]
403
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,837
Can we get going here?
404
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,665
My guy's wife is
gonna be home soon.
405
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,020
So, after a month
of hitting up happy hours,
406
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,847
shopping only at
sales racks, and
407
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:06,242
three fake proposals that really
threw Us Weeklyfor a loop,
408
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,766
thanks to you guys
I have saved
409
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,638
this much money.Holy crap, dude!
410
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,901
If you offered me this much
at a casino,
411
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,729
I'd give you my wife.
412
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,950
Between you and me,
his real price is much lower.
413
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,780
COOPER: Claire.JAKE AND GERALD:
Hey.
414
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:23,825
How'd your interview go?[Claire sighs]
415
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:24,956
Sorry I couldn't
pick you up, babe.
416
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,436
Got caught
417
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,829
on a ride back from LAX.
418
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,439
Sherry's out here visiting
her boyfriend, and, uh,
419
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,093
I didn't have the heart
to tell her
420
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,355
that he's stringing her along.
421
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,270
I mean, if he was
just serious about her,
422
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,577
he would, like, commit.
You know what I'm saying?
423
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,449
More importantly,
how was your interview?
424
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:43,627
Um, it was amazing.
425
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,629
Heather and I
totally hit it off,
426
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:49,111
she loves my designs,
and... she offered me a job.
427
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,286
[all cheering]
428
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:53,681
♪ I had a feeling!
429
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,162
Which is
430
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,859
why I pulled out
our fancy champagne
431
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,817
that we've been saving
since our wedding day!
432
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,080
CLAIRE:
Okay.
433
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,473
[cork pops]Thanks, but I didn't
take it.
434
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,346
Oh! Come on.
435
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,570
Won't go.
436
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,006
What-what-what happened, Claire?
437
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,878
It turns out
that Heather used to work
438
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,706
at a crappy firm just like me,
439
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,143
but then she decided
to go out on her own,
440
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,492
and now she's killing it.
441
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,756
And while I was hearing this,
it hit me.
442
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,499
I can either keep helping other
people execute their visions
443
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,154
or I can finally
start executing my own.
444
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,809
So... here goes.
445
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:35,897
[inhales through teeth]
446
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,333
Jake, I want
to start my own company.
447
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,900
And I know that this
448
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,424
is gonna throw a wrench
in our whole life plan, but...
449
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,860
I think it's a great idea.
450
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,646
What's that?
451
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,038
You're ready for this.
452
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,258
While I was at LAX,
waiting for Sherry,
453
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,173
I was scrolling
through your Instagram,
454
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,915
and, Claire, your
stuff is amazing.
455
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,352
You shouldbe doing your
own thing. I mean, look.
456
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,049
Look at your vision board.
457
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,009
Check this out.
[laughs]
458
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,185
There's a woman standing
on top of a mountain.
459
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,187
You clearly want
to be your own boss.
460
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,058
[sighs]
I do. I do. Yeah.
461
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,060
Um, though the
mountain just meant
462
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,845
I wanted to start
hiking more.
463
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,195
Oh.Mm-hmm.
464
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,242
Well, what about the, uh,
queen looking over her people?
465
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,722
Oh, I just
like her bangs.Oh, come on.
466
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,508
Claire...
467
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,685
what I'm trying to tell you is
that I believe in you, okay?
468
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,687
[laughs]And, uh... [sighs]
469
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,212
...as scared as it makes me
to stray away from our plan,
470
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,345
I, uh... I know that some day
471
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,564
this will be a risk
I'm glad you took.
472
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,784
Oh, thank you. Mmm.
473
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,569
[laughs]
474
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,310
And I actually do
have some ideas
475
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:44,400
of how we can cut back
our expenses even more
476
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,621
until, uh,
I get my company on its feet.
477
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,101
We could, um, make a binder.
478
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,929
Oh. Claire,
479
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:55,237
your parents are in the room.[laughs]
480
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,586
Oh.Congratulations.
481
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,066
Thanks, Mom.
482
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,241
Cheers.Cheers.
483
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,200
[Jake laughs]
484
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,644
You know, Claire,
if it helps,
485
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,298
I'd love
to use some of the money
486
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,430
that I've saved this month to
help jump-start your business.
487
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:15,866
Oh, well,
that's-that's really sweet,
488
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,955
but I would not feel comfortable
taking your money.
489
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,609
She doesn't speak
for all of us.
490
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,002
Honey, think up
a company fast.
491
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:24,919
Uh, uh, uh...
Netflix for shoes.
492
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,922
To be clear, I'm not just
giving you money, Claire.
493
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,794
I'm making a bet on
a sure thing. Totally different.
494
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,448
Are you saying
you want to invest?
495
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,058
Vests, sweaters.
496
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,843
Wear whatever you want.
You're the boss.
497
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,629
[laughs]
Eh, I like the sound of that.
498
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
499
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,285
and as your husband
and your accountant,
500
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,809
I have to say this is
an incredible opportunity
501
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,246
for you both.
502
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,204
I just have one question to ask.
503
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Yes, Jake,
you can do my company's taxes.
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Yeah! Yes!
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I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, you know what I'm saying?
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