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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,317 --> 00:00:04,398 Okay, why did Max want us to meet him here? 2 00:00:04,399 --> 00:00:05,565 He said he finally figured out 3 00:00:05,566 --> 00:00:08,068 a way to open the unbreakable pi?ata. 4 00:00:08,069 --> 00:00:09,471 Aah! Oh! 5 00:00:09,472 --> 00:00:10,438 Did it work?! 6 00:00:10,439 --> 00:00:12,407 - Nope. - That was dangerous. 7 00:00:12,408 --> 00:00:15,476 Yeah! 8 00:00:15,477 --> 00:00:17,444 Oh. 9 00:00:17,445 --> 00:00:19,114 - Oh, boy. - Get the candy! 10 00:00:19,115 --> 00:00:20,782 Get the candy! 11 00:00:20,783 --> 00:00:23,819 It seems like a lot of work for some off-brand candy. 12 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,420 Two musketeers? 13 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:27,956 Reestie's peanut butter klormps? 14 00:00:27,957 --> 00:00:29,457 Wait, I got skittles! 15 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:30,858 Nope. Skin-nuls. 16 00:00:30,859 --> 00:00:32,826 I think there's glass in my senior mints. 17 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,196 And my sophomore mints. 18 00:00:37,933 --> 00:00:39,468 Even the ingredients are bunk. 19 00:00:39,469 --> 00:00:42,470 This says it has artishishal flavoring. 20 00:00:42,471 --> 00:00:44,172 Ugh. 21 00:00:44,173 --> 00:00:45,806 All right, we'll bite. We'll bite. All right, fine. 22 00:00:45,807 --> 00:00:46,343 Out with it. 23 00:00:46,344 --> 00:00:48,043 Guys, this chef I know really likes my truck... 24 00:00:48,044 --> 00:00:49,844 don't look surprised. 25 00:00:49,845 --> 00:00:51,511 And he offered me a job at Knife. 26 00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:54,514 Dave, congratulations! I love that restaurant. 27 00:00:54,515 --> 00:00:57,517 They have a lot of food there. So you gonna take it? 28 00:00:57,518 --> 00:00:58,919 I don't know. I can't decide. 29 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,454 I mean, I love being my own boss, 30 00:01:00,455 --> 00:01:02,656 but owning a food truck's a lot of pressure. 31 00:01:02,657 --> 00:01:03,957 Maybe it's time I tried my hand 32 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:05,859 at the stationary restaurant game. 33 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,763 You mean, the restaurant game? 34 00:01:07,764 --> 00:01:09,430 Okay, all right. 35 00:01:09,431 --> 00:01:11,498 Okay, I'd be happy to help you make a pros and cons list, Dave. 36 00:01:11,499 --> 00:01:13,934 I mean, making lists is my number one turn-on 37 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:16,136 after tables of contents, recipe conversions... 38 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:18,171 oh, my God. I'm making a list. 39 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:19,673 I am so turnt. 40 00:01:19,674 --> 00:01:20,841 And I could review your financials 41 00:01:20,842 --> 00:01:22,142 - without becoming aroused. - Mm. 42 00:01:22,143 --> 00:01:24,544 Who am I kidding? I had me at "review." 43 00:01:24,545 --> 00:01:27,416 Guys, do I want advice of people guessing at the future? 44 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:30,750 Or do I want advice from Tami, my psychic? 45 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,119 Dave, for a leading man-type, 46 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,654 you've partake in some really outlandish behavior. 47 00:01:34,655 --> 00:01:36,023 You don't understand. Tami is the best. 48 00:01:36,024 --> 00:01:38,458 She helps me with all my big decisions. 49 00:01:38,459 --> 00:01:39,426 What is it with you two? 50 00:01:39,427 --> 00:01:41,795 Alex and the ghosts. You and the psychic. 51 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:45,098 Oh, no! No, do not lump me in with this bullcorn. 52 00:01:45,099 --> 00:01:48,001 Ghosts are real, just like warlocks and doulas. 53 00:01:48,002 --> 00:01:50,170 I am on the fence about chupacabra. 54 00:01:50,171 --> 00:01:52,639 Not saying they're real, not saying they're not. 55 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,840 They're real. 56 00:01:53,841 --> 00:01:55,677 Do you even know what "on the fence" means? 57 00:01:55,678 --> 00:01:57,578 What? 58 00:01:57,878 --> 00:02:01,578 59 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:04,612 sync and corrections by bellows www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:07,589 --> 00:02:09,156 Are you bringing anybody to my wedding? 61 00:02:09,157 --> 00:02:11,491 I only ask because I like saying the words "my wedding." 62 00:02:11,492 --> 00:02:13,460 Mnh, no date. Wilson dumped me, 63 00:02:13,461 --> 00:02:15,564 - based on some real trumped up hygiene charges. - I doubt that. 64 00:02:15,565 --> 00:02:16,764 - Hi, guys! - Aah! 65 00:02:16,765 --> 00:02:17,964 Aah! What in the hell?! 66 00:02:19,135 --> 00:02:21,569 - Hi. - Oh, my God, Penny. 67 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:22,738 Is that an engagement ring? 68 00:02:22,739 --> 00:02:24,439 Ah! What? 69 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,705 This old, priceless family heirloom 70 00:02:25,706 --> 00:02:27,407 that my hot fiancee's grandmother 71 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:28,975 smuggled out of the old country? 72 00:02:28,976 --> 00:02:30,744 I mean, I guess "engagement ring" 73 00:02:30,745 --> 00:02:32,813 is the acceptable nomenclature. 74 00:02:32,814 --> 00:02:34,181 Oh, my God. I saw you four months ago. 75 00:02:34,182 --> 00:02:37,417 You weren't even dating anybody. This is so exciting! 76 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,119 - I know. - A whirlwind romance. 77 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,622 Ah. You just knew in your gut right away. 78 00:02:40,623 --> 00:02:42,156 It's so romantic. 79 00:02:42,157 --> 00:02:44,525 Oh, my God! I'm so happy for you! 80 00:02:44,526 --> 00:02:46,427 Thank you! You're so sweet! 81 00:02:46,428 --> 00:02:47,894 Can you believe that bitch?! 82 00:02:47,895 --> 00:02:49,729 Now I'm sorry. I'm not hearing the bitchy part, 83 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:51,832 and my bitch-dar is pretty rock solid. 84 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:54,837 You are not fooling me, one-armed surfer girl. 85 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:57,472 Max, tell her how mean she was! 86 00:02:57,473 --> 00:02:59,707 I'm not great at reading signals 87 00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:02,111 or understanding basic human contact... 88 00:03:02,112 --> 00:03:05,445 But all the lady sounds she was making seemed pretty nice. 89 00:03:05,581 --> 00:03:07,849 "Whirlwind romance"? 90 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:10,984 Subtext... "you're moving too fast, you clingy tramp." 91 00:03:10,985 --> 00:03:13,822 She doesn't know. We're moving at the perfect pace. 92 00:03:13,823 --> 00:03:15,156 Forget Daphne. 93 00:03:15,157 --> 00:03:18,158 You and Pete have a lifetime to get know each other. 94 00:03:18,159 --> 00:03:20,427 - Eh-squeeze? - Why would you say that? 95 00:03:20,428 --> 00:03:22,395 We already know each other just fine, 96 00:03:22,396 --> 00:03:23,632 as well as any other couple. 97 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:25,867 Of course you do. I mean... 98 00:03:25,868 --> 00:03:28,068 Not any couple. Brad and I have known each other ten years. 99 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:29,636 You've known Pete four months. 100 00:03:29,637 --> 00:03:31,907 Oh, so now you think I'm moving too fast? 101 00:03:31,908 --> 00:03:33,074 I'm not. 102 00:03:33,075 --> 00:03:34,575 No, I didn't say that. 103 00:03:34,576 --> 00:03:35,775 Oh, for your info, I bet Pete and I know each other 104 00:03:35,776 --> 00:03:37,546 a lot better than you and Brad do. 105 00:03:37,547 --> 00:03:40,880 Okay. Slow it down, Jackie joyner-crazy. 106 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:42,415 You really think that? 107 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:43,619 Yeah, and I'll prove it. 108 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,419 - How? - Couples game night. 109 00:03:46,788 --> 00:03:47,954 I thought we weren't gonna 110 00:03:47,955 --> 00:03:50,492 do couples game nights anymore after... 111 00:03:50,493 --> 00:03:51,459 The Jane. 112 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,461 Yes! Yes! I win! 113 00:03:53,462 --> 00:03:54,662 I win! 114 00:03:54,663 --> 00:03:55,796 I win! 115 00:03:55,797 --> 00:03:57,431 Game over! 116 00:03:57,432 --> 00:03:59,667 I win! Always win! 117 00:03:59,668 --> 00:04:01,402 Off! I win. 118 00:04:01,403 --> 00:04:03,005 Winners don't get touched. 119 00:04:03,006 --> 00:04:04,505 Ugh, what a nightmare. 120 00:04:04,506 --> 00:04:06,573 I wouldn't be caught dead at that stupid game night. 121 00:04:06,574 --> 00:04:08,542 Good, 'cause you're not invited. Couples only. 122 00:04:08,543 --> 00:04:10,263 Dead or alive, I will be at that game night. 123 00:04:12,548 --> 00:04:13,514 Damn it! 124 00:04:13,515 --> 00:04:15,449 Oh! Disaster alert! 125 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:18,152 My psychic Tami moved to Arizona. 126 00:04:18,153 --> 00:04:21,486 Now how am I supposed to decide what to do about this job? 127 00:04:21,523 --> 00:04:23,123 Can't she just advise you over the phone? 128 00:04:23,124 --> 00:04:24,958 She has to read my energy in person. 129 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:26,960 Don't you know how science works? 130 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:28,764 Hey. Hey. You know I don't. 131 00:04:28,765 --> 00:04:30,464 I know. I'm sorry. 132 00:04:30,465 --> 00:04:32,399 It's just that I have to give Knife an answer by tomorrow. 133 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,568 Dave, most times when people have a big decision to make, 134 00:04:34,569 --> 00:04:36,505 they just talk to someone that they trust... 135 00:04:36,506 --> 00:04:37,705 And love. 136 00:04:37,706 --> 00:04:40,507 I know, but my Nana's too busy with her new boyfriend. 137 00:04:40,508 --> 00:04:43,510 Apparently Howard's the toast of the retirement community. 138 00:04:43,511 --> 00:04:45,545 He can shower without a chair. 139 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,447 Right. Well, why... why don't you just come to game night 140 00:04:47,448 --> 00:04:49,015 and try and get some space from it? 141 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:50,417 You know, that's a pretty good idea 142 00:04:50,418 --> 00:04:52,185 coming from a person who thought Skymall 143 00:04:52,186 --> 00:04:54,187 was an actual mall in the sky. 144 00:04:54,188 --> 00:04:55,824 If we can put a man on the moon, 145 00:04:55,825 --> 00:04:59,158 I am pretty sure we can put a chico's in the clouds. 146 00:04:59,161 --> 00:05:01,661 I'm really excited for game night tonight. 147 00:05:01,662 --> 00:05:02,965 It should be a lot of fun and... 148 00:05:02,966 --> 00:05:04,432 - Pete? - Ow. 149 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:07,766 This game night is huge, okay? Huge. 150 00:05:08,036 --> 00:05:10,038 I mean, we're just here to have fun... and win... 151 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:12,607 - and have fun...by winning. - Okay. 152 00:05:12,608 --> 00:05:14,107 Okay, then it's settled. We'll stop at nothing to win. 153 00:05:15,443 --> 00:05:16,776 And I'm so glad we brought this bottle of Merlot 154 00:05:16,777 --> 00:05:17,844 'cause it's my fave, and you should know that 155 00:05:17,845 --> 00:05:19,114 in case it comes up in there. Okay? 156 00:05:19,115 --> 00:05:21,082 Yeah. Okay. Pete? 157 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:22,450 Huh? 158 00:05:22,451 --> 00:05:23,751 I love the sound 159 00:05:23,752 --> 00:05:25,752 your grandma's ring makes on the bottle when I clink it. 160 00:05:25,753 --> 00:05:27,723 I wish I would've met your grandma. 161 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,457 Grandma... Tom? 162 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,692 Grandma... mm? 163 00:05:31,693 --> 00:05:33,527 Ma... tee.. Tee... 164 00:05:33,528 --> 00:05:34,861 - Rose. Her name was Rose. - Rose! 165 00:05:34,862 --> 00:05:37,831 Of course. I'm so forgetful. I'm such an aries. 166 00:05:37,832 --> 00:05:39,399 Do you wanna write any of these facts about me down? 167 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,567 Aren't you on the cusp of aries? 168 00:05:40,568 --> 00:05:42,402 'Cause you were born on the 22nd. 169 00:05:42,403 --> 00:05:43,536 How'd you know that? 170 00:05:43,537 --> 00:05:44,771 Because I know you're into the astrology stuff, 171 00:05:44,772 --> 00:05:46,106 so I looked into it. 172 00:05:46,107 --> 00:05:48,777 And I know your birthday because I'm your fiancee. 173 00:05:48,778 --> 00:05:51,078 - Aw! - Mmm come on. 174 00:05:51,079 --> 00:05:52,579 - We got this. - Yeah, we do. 175 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:54,748 Oh, we don't need to knock around here. Oh. 176 00:05:54,749 --> 00:05:56,416 Winners win and losers lose, 177 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:58,418 and alcoholics, they just booze! 178 00:05:58,419 --> 00:06:00,487 They win at drinking, that's their thing! 179 00:06:00,488 --> 00:06:01,988 But our thing's always just winning! 180 00:06:01,989 --> 00:06:04,591 We're Brad and Jane, let's start this game! 181 00:06:04,592 --> 00:06:05,827 'Sup, suckers? 182 00:06:05,828 --> 00:06:07,161 Oh. Unh-unh. 183 00:06:07,162 --> 00:06:08,530 - I'm cool. - You good? 184 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:09,463 I'm cool. 185 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:13,100 We got this. 186 00:06:13,101 --> 00:06:14,535 Ohh. I'm sorry, Alex. 187 00:06:14,536 --> 00:06:17,070 Without Tami, I can't even make small decisions. 188 00:06:17,071 --> 00:06:18,838 I got six different kinds of chips. 189 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:20,006 Well, we'll definitely need more. 190 00:06:20,007 --> 00:06:21,441 But if you need help making decisions, 191 00:06:21,442 --> 00:06:23,445 there's an obvious person you can talk to. 192 00:06:23,446 --> 00:06:25,012 Oh, my God. 193 00:06:25,013 --> 00:06:27,147 The answer's been in front of me of this whole time. 194 00:06:27,148 --> 00:06:28,481 Thank you! Let's start by talking... 195 00:06:28,482 --> 00:06:29,785 that tarot card reader! 196 00:06:29,786 --> 00:06:33,119 Now it's not Tami, but sometimes in life you gotta take chances. 197 00:06:33,855 --> 00:06:35,691 You know who taught me that? 198 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:36,891 Tami. 199 00:06:36,892 --> 00:06:38,493 I miss her every single day. 200 00:06:38,494 --> 00:06:41,429 It's been one day. 201 00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:43,063 Okay, Alex and Dave are late, 202 00:06:43,064 --> 00:06:44,399 but we are not gonna wait for them. Nope. 203 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,568 The first game is called ready, set, couples! 204 00:06:47,569 --> 00:06:49,469 A fast-paced relationship game 205 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:51,606 where Brad and Jane will kick your ass. 206 00:06:51,607 --> 00:06:53,841 Mmm! 207 00:06:53,842 --> 00:06:55,775 - It doesn't really say that. - Then why did you say it then? 208 00:06:55,776 --> 00:06:57,777 'Cause I wanted to. 209 00:06:57,778 --> 00:06:59,546 Look what the cat dragged in. 210 00:06:59,547 --> 00:07:02,017 I know you didn't want me at your little couples game night, 211 00:07:02,018 --> 00:07:05,351 but what you don't count on was the extent of my loneliness. 212 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,723 So I am here with my buddy Scotty. 213 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:09,523 Is he straight? Yeah. 214 00:07:09,524 --> 00:07:11,460 Is he crazy? Almost definitely. 215 00:07:11,461 --> 00:07:12,793 But does he do 216 00:07:12,794 --> 00:07:15,829 an amazingly spot-on condoleezza rice impression? 217 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,600 The united nations of farts. 218 00:07:18,601 --> 00:07:19,834 No, he does not. 219 00:07:19,835 --> 00:07:21,636 All right, whatever. Sit down. You can play. 220 00:07:21,637 --> 00:07:24,772 All right, round one. 221 00:07:24,773 --> 00:07:27,841 Oh, favorite color. Okay, Max, Penny, and Brad, 222 00:07:27,842 --> 00:07:30,577 you write down your favorite color, and we guess. 223 00:07:30,578 --> 00:07:31,745 All right, babe. 224 00:07:31,746 --> 00:07:33,048 You have a lovely home. 225 00:07:33,049 --> 00:07:35,182 Okay. Here we go. 226 00:07:35,183 --> 00:07:36,516 Pete... 227 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:38,084 What's penny's favorite color? 228 00:07:38,085 --> 00:07:40,155 - Okay. - I'm gonna say... purple. 229 00:07:40,156 --> 00:07:41,655 Yes! Eat it. 230 00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:43,723 I-I was referring to the spinach dip that I brought. 231 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,592 And please help yourself. But also, eat it! 232 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:47,560 And that one is just pure trash talk. 233 00:07:47,561 --> 00:07:48,495 Also, slap it. 234 00:07:48,496 --> 00:07:49,664 Ow! Ah! 235 00:07:49,665 --> 00:07:52,733 Okay, our turn. Max's favorite color is red. 236 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:54,567 Hello. Scotty. 237 00:07:54,568 --> 00:07:56,469 Nailed it! How did you know that? 238 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:59,541 Oh, I know everything about you, Max. 239 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:02,875 - What, are you stalking me? - We prefer the term "obsessive American." 240 00:08:02,878 --> 00:08:05,579 Oh. And Brad's favorite color is green, 241 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,581 so next question. 242 00:08:07,582 --> 00:08:08,717 Um... 243 00:08:13,822 --> 00:08:16,591 Those are different colors. 244 00:08:16,592 --> 00:08:19,760 Janey, don't worry. You're gonna get it... ow! 245 00:08:19,761 --> 00:08:21,196 The Jane. 246 00:08:22,497 --> 00:08:23,732 The Jane. 247 00:08:30,317 --> 00:08:32,815 Hey, forgetti and meatballs, Jason Bourne called, 248 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,315 and he says he remembers more stuff than you. 249 00:08:34,316 --> 00:08:36,150 Why did you say that your favorite color is blue? 250 00:08:36,151 --> 00:08:38,388 When we first met, I said my favorite color was green, 251 00:08:38,389 --> 00:08:40,399 and you said, "me, too." 252 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,434 Early on, I realized that what turns you on the most 253 00:08:42,435 --> 00:08:44,002 is people agreeing with you. 254 00:08:44,003 --> 00:08:45,941 And you know I likes my sex. 255 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,375 Loves me some smoosh. 256 00:08:47,376 --> 00:08:48,909 All right, well, you ever wanna 257 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:50,079 - get that smoosh again? - I want that smoosh. 258 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,345 - Yeah? - Yeah. 259 00:08:51,346 --> 00:08:52,915 Well, they are laughing at us out there. 260 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,449 Do you... 261 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,951 Do you know what you're calling Pete? 262 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,452 - What? - The new Brad. 263 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,853 The new Brad? 264 00:08:58,854 --> 00:08:59,986 What?! 265 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:01,988 - This Brad's still fresh! - Are you? 266 00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:03,890 Fresh to death! Oh, it's on! 267 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:04,960 - Mm-hmm. - Let's do this. 268 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,027 - Yeah! - Yeah! 269 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:07,195 Uhh! Uhh! Aah! 270 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:09,097 - Walk it off. - All right. 271 00:09:10,265 --> 00:09:12,934 Okay, gang, here we go. 272 00:09:12,935 --> 00:09:15,303 Next category is favorite foods. 273 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:16,670 Ooh! 274 00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:17,437 - We got this... - Oh, yes. 275 00:09:17,438 --> 00:09:18,807 In the doggie bag. 276 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:19,974 Mm-hmm! 277 00:09:19,975 --> 00:09:21,076 You're not me, Pete. 278 00:09:21,077 --> 00:09:22,243 What's that? 279 00:09:22,244 --> 00:09:23,677 See? Can't even hear like me. 280 00:09:23,678 --> 00:09:26,446 All right, Penny, what's Pete's favorite food? 281 00:09:26,447 --> 00:09:27,414 Okay, okay, okay. Uh... 282 00:09:27,415 --> 00:09:29,683 I got this! I got this! Pork pork. 283 00:09:29,684 --> 00:09:31,318 Yes, it's pork pork! 284 00:09:31,319 --> 00:09:33,722 Something my mom made. It's two pork chops. 285 00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:35,389 Give a tiny tap! 286 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:36,391 Yes! 287 00:09:36,392 --> 00:09:38,392 Okay, I am gonna guess... 288 00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:39,827 Your favorite food 289 00:09:39,828 --> 00:09:40,928 is dolphin meat. 290 00:09:40,929 --> 00:09:43,331 D'oh! So close. 291 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,664 Reestie's peanut butter klormps. 292 00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:46,401 And my favorite food, of course, 293 00:09:46,402 --> 00:09:48,703 is lemon sage chicken 294 00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:50,872 and Yukon gold potatoes 295 00:09:50,873 --> 00:09:53,107 with braised kale. 296 00:09:53,108 --> 00:09:54,276 Aah! 297 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:55,910 Ah, ha! 298 00:09:55,911 --> 00:09:57,712 Yeah! 299 00:09:57,713 --> 00:09:58,779 I put "soup. 300 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,182 You put what? 301 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,749 Oops. 302 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:04,718 I'm having second thoughts. 303 00:10:04,719 --> 00:10:06,186 I mean, this place is kind of weird. 304 00:10:06,187 --> 00:10:07,687 Tami didn't use any of this stuff. 305 00:10:07,688 --> 00:10:10,657 We got crystal balls, voodoo dolls, and chicken bones? 306 00:10:10,658 --> 00:10:12,292 No one uses those anymore. 307 00:10:12,293 --> 00:10:13,660 The chicken bones are mine. 308 00:10:13,661 --> 00:10:15,262 Thank you for coming. 309 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,431 Where shall we begin? 310 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:17,932 With us leaving. 311 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,366 I'm sorry. I don't know you. You don't know me. 312 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:21,434 But I think we both know that this isn't gonna work. 313 00:10:21,435 --> 00:10:23,103 - So... - Are you sure? 314 00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:25,274 I sense that you have a big decision to make. 315 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:26,707 Oh, you're good. 316 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:27,975 Hmm? 317 00:10:27,976 --> 00:10:31,212 The key to couples' jenga is a steady hand. 318 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,113 And the key to a steady hand 319 00:10:33,114 --> 00:10:35,350 is stealing Parkinson's medication 320 00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:37,718 from your landlady's aunt. Ah! 321 00:10:37,719 --> 00:10:41,052 The other key is a couple completely in sync. 322 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:43,825 - Mmm! - Mmm. 323 00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:44,892 - Ahh. - Ahh. 324 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:48,226 Ohh. Couldn't agree more. 325 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,333 Ugh! Bradford! 326 00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:54,768 You're the best! Around! 327 00:10:54,769 --> 00:10:57,037 nothing's gonna ever keep you down 328 00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:59,272 you're the best! Around! 329 00:10:59,273 --> 00:11:01,844 - Yes! and nothing's gonna ever keep you down 330 00:11:01,845 --> 00:11:03,845 Drop it. Drop it. 331 00:11:03,846 --> 00:11:05,446 No! 332 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:06,949 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down (Penny) - Again! 333 00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:09,917 Smoosh! 334 00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:12,720 335 00:11:12,721 --> 00:11:15,723 you're the best! Around! 336 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,693 nothing's gonna ever keep you down 337 00:11:17,694 --> 00:11:20,428 you're the best! Around! 338 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,698 nothing's gonna ever keep you down 339 00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:25,700 you're the best! Around! 340 00:11:25,701 --> 00:11:29,034 nothing's gonna ever keep you down 341 00:11:32,007 --> 00:11:33,307 oh, ho, oh 342 00:11:33,308 --> 00:11:36,641 343 00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:40,448 And... would you look at that? 344 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,917 Pete and I win! Yes! 345 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,018 Mm! 346 00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:45,418 We just barely edged out 347 00:11:45,419 --> 00:11:47,789 America's golden couple... Max and Scotty! 348 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,690 Ha ha ha! Hey! 349 00:11:49,691 --> 00:11:53,024 And in last place... these two strangers. 350 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,327 Have you two even met? 351 00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:56,029 I'm sorry. You know what? That's on me. 352 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:57,964 Jane, I'd like to introduce you to your husband Brad. 353 00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:00,066 - He's a real nice guy. He stands about 6'2". (Laughs) - Yes. 354 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,371 Yep. We get it. We get it. 355 00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:04,138 Penny, you won. Yeah. 356 00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:06,708 Yeah, my husband and I are completely incompatible. 357 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,143 Yay! Cat's out of the bag! 358 00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:10,378 Okay! 359 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,349 Damn you, orange floor-malade! 360 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,986 The wheel of fortune. 361 00:12:19,987 --> 00:12:22,357 I would say that indicates you should take a risk 362 00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:24,225 and go work at Knife. 363 00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:26,960 Or the wheel represents the wheel of my truck, 364 00:12:26,961 --> 00:12:29,398 and that's how I'm gonna make my fortune. 365 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:32,233 Or it means what I said it means. 366 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,802 My name's not Ann. It's Magic Ann. 367 00:12:34,803 --> 00:12:37,972 Magic Ann? Really? Your mom named you that? 368 00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:41,306 Let's see what the next card says. 369 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,110 Ace of swords. 370 00:12:43,111 --> 00:12:45,045 This pretty clearly implies y... 371 00:12:45,046 --> 00:12:46,413 Let me field this one, Annie. 372 00:12:46,414 --> 00:12:48,417 I believe the ace represents me, 373 00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:51,285 working alone at my truck, ridin' solo. 374 00:12:51,286 --> 00:12:52,955 It's literally a big knife, 375 00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:56,190 which is the name of the restaurant that... 376 00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:58,291 You know what? I'm done. 377 00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:00,694 I can't help you. This is all fake anyway. 378 00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:02,662 Doesn't take a rocking scientist to see that. 379 00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,264 You know what? My last psychic Tami 380 00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:06,435 would never have treated old Dave this way. 381 00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:08,369 Wait. You're Dave Rose. 382 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,103 You drove Tami out of town. 383 00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,972 She took early retirement because of you! 384 00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:13,673 She's draining our psychics' pension fund. 385 00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,844 You know what? It's time for you to go. 386 00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:18,679 We'll go when we're good and ready. 387 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,640 - Which is now, 'cause I've been ready to go for quite some time. - Yeah. Yeah. 388 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:27,956 Wow, you're really choking that artichoke. 389 00:13:29,157 --> 00:13:32,126 Sorry. Bad... choke. 390 00:13:32,127 --> 00:13:34,895 Nah, I respect the effort. 391 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:36,963 A lot more than I respect... My husband, 392 00:13:36,964 --> 00:13:38,331 who can't pass a fruit 393 00:13:38,332 --> 00:13:41,368 or recognize a flawless drawing of a damn koala bear! 394 00:13:41,369 --> 00:13:43,705 Maybe you should've circled it a little more! 395 00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,339 Jane, I am so sorry. 396 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:47,207 I-I didn't mean for this game to make you think 397 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,177 you and Brad aren't right for each other or something. 398 00:13:49,178 --> 00:13:50,378 What? No. 399 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:52,112 Who said anything about that? No. 400 00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:54,014 I'm just pissed at him now because... 401 00:13:54,015 --> 00:13:57,017 He can't answer a single question about me! 402 00:13:57,018 --> 00:13:58,385 First name's Jane, by the way. 403 00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:00,220 Last name Kerkovich-Williams... 404 00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:03,191 although I'm thinking of just rolling it back to "Kerkovich." 405 00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:04,358 Cool. 406 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:07,027 Pen, I would never let a silly game tell me 407 00:14:07,028 --> 00:14:08,697 whether the love of my life is right for me. 408 00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:12,365 I mean, that's the kind of thing you just know in your gut. 409 00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,401 And you knew right away with Brad, didn't you? 410 00:14:14,402 --> 00:14:17,105 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I just could immediately imagine 411 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,439 us being together for 40, 50, 60 years in the future. 412 00:14:20,675 --> 00:14:22,410 Also imagined us 413 00:14:22,411 --> 00:14:24,179 with a hutch full of game night trophies! 414 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,447 But that is not happening. 415 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,415 Nope! 416 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,916 But good news. 417 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,685 I mean, you get to have it all... 418 00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:34,019 the trophies and the great husband. 419 00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:36,323 - Yeah. - Yeah. 420 00:14:36,324 --> 00:14:38,793 Except... 421 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,834 I don't think that I can marry Pete. 422 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,837 You can't marry Pete?! What the hell?! 423 00:14:53,838 --> 00:14:55,007 I checked my gut, like you said. 424 00:14:55,008 --> 00:14:57,742 - He's not the one. - Oh, Penny. 425 00:14:57,743 --> 00:14:58,909 When I ran into Daphne, 426 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,277 she hit on something that I was already thinking, 427 00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,879 so I probably subconsciously wanted this game night 428 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,781 to prove myself wrong. But... mm-hmm. 429 00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:06,349 But it's not about knowing a bunch of facts, 430 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:08,018 like what your favorite food is. 431 00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:09,719 I certainly hope not! 432 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,321 That... I'm sorry... 433 00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:12,656 is very inappropriate right now. 434 00:15:12,657 --> 00:15:13,957 You have your whole thing going on. 435 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,261 Is everything okay? I heard a ruckus. 436 00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:19,331 - Penny's breaking up with Pete. - Oh, God. 437 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:22,066 What?! What happened? I'll kill him! 438 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,669 Did he cheat? On you? On a test? 439 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,336 On his diet? Of course he didn't. 440 00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:27,671 I mean, look at the guy. He's a knockout. 441 00:15:27,672 --> 00:15:29,007 He didn't do anything. I mean, I... 442 00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:42,024 Look, anyway, Pete didn't do anything. 443 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,649 He's the perfect guy. 444 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,350 It's just... 445 00:15:45,351 --> 00:15:46,720 He's not perfect for me. 446 00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:50,441 Oh. Max. 447 00:15:50,442 --> 00:15:52,816 You were worried about me, too. 448 00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:55,318 Uh... yeah. 449 00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:56,553 Super worried. 450 00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:58,022 Penny's breaking up with Pete. 451 00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,856 What?! No! 452 00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:03,190 Oh, man! That's terrible. Tell me about it really quickly. 453 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,361 Well... oh, Pen! Bummer. 454 00:16:05,362 --> 00:16:07,496 You're probably just scared about the wedding. Good talk. 455 00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:09,333 No, the wedding's the one thing I'm not nervous about. 456 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:12,635 It... it's the 40, 50, 60 years in the future... 457 00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,437 - Hmm. - That I can't imagine. 458 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:18,808 I don't have what you two have, 459 00:16:18,809 --> 00:16:20,277 and I wanna wait for that. 460 00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:22,579 - Mmm. - Oh, honey. 461 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,447 My favorite color is you. 462 00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,817 Mmm, that made no sense, but I love it. 463 00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,618 Mmm. Mmm. 464 00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,254 And it's green from now on. 465 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,387 Okay. 466 00:16:31,388 --> 00:16:33,021 Guys? You left me alone with Scotty. 467 00:16:33,022 --> 00:16:34,925 Now he's trying to sell me speed, 468 00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:37,494 but I think it might be a centrum. 469 00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:39,829 Pete, we need to talk. 470 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:42,799 Okay. 471 00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:47,003 It sucks for those kids, huh? 472 00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:48,538 - Max! - Max. 473 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:51,275 What? I'm just sitting here with a towel on my lap. 474 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,776 Oh. 475 00:16:52,777 --> 00:16:56,110 Everyone has abandoned me... my psychic, a tarot card reader. 476 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,413 But at least I know now what I have to do... 477 00:16:58,414 --> 00:16:59,750 talk to... to your girlfriend! 478 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,818 - A mentalist! - Dave, stop! 479 00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:04,954 You don't need all these people. You have me. 480 00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:06,289 I'm your person. 481 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,525 Oh. 482 00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:09,926 I'm sorry. I... 483 00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:10,994 Of course. 484 00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,897 Well, help me. Tell me what to do. 485 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,531 - Nah. - What? 486 00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:16,465 From what I've seen today, you know what you want, okay? 487 00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:17,868 But you gotta say it. 488 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,570 You can't make someone else tell you. 489 00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:21,738 What do you want? 490 00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:22,971 I wanna keep my truck. 491 00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:23,908 There it is. You knew. 492 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,975 Oh. 493 00:17:25,976 --> 00:17:26,943 - Okay. - Right? 494 00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:28,679 Okay, so what you're saying 495 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,915 is that I have been my own psychic all along. 496 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,984 Yeah, Dave. You're your own psychic. 497 00:17:34,985 --> 00:17:38,318 You know, you're a lot smarter than people give you credit for. 498 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,490 Thank you. 499 00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,894 Wow. 500 00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:48,228 Uh... 501 00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:49,999 Okay. 502 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,333 Pete, you are such a great guy, 503 00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:57,474 and you deserve to marry someone who's sure. 504 00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:00,510 I'm so sorry. 505 00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:02,345 And I'm even sorrier 506 00:18:02,346 --> 00:18:04,849 that my friends are watching from the deck. 507 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,721 God, why did we come out here? 508 00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:14,256 Early spring in Chicago is really just winter. 509 00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,358 Ah, I wish we could hear what they're saying. 510 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,861 I can read lips. In my early 20s, I was deaf. 511 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:20,295 Here's what they're saying... 512 00:18:20,296 --> 00:18:22,798 Oh! Scotty is the greatest. 513 00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,900 You should have bought pills from him. 514 00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,837 Yeah, that guy seems pretty cool. 515 00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:27,971 What's his deal? 516 00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,805 He seems like he'd be a good extra set of hands 517 00:18:29,806 --> 00:18:31,475 to bring into our relationship. 518 00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:32,976 Ooh. Scotty. 519 00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,344 Squishy. 520 00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:35,912 Your impressions... 521 00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:37,780 are getting amazing. 522 00:18:37,781 --> 00:18:39,783 Thanks, brah. Yeah! 523 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,787 Okay, well... 524 00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:45,923 I guess this is it. 525 00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,929 I almost forgot. 526 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,664 It's, uh, it's a little awkward. The... 527 00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:56,033 Of course. Your grandmother's ring. 528 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,600 Yes. 529 00:19:02,606 --> 00:19:04,306 Does not seem to wanna come off. 530 00:19:04,307 --> 00:19:06,975 - So sorry. - I think you're pushing it down. You need to slide it up. 531 00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:08,479 Oh! That did the trick. 532 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,648 Yeah. Here you go. 533 00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:13,884 Good-bye, Penny. 534 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,518 Good-bye, Pete. 535 00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:24,861 Oh! 536 00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:29,865 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, thank you, guys. 537 00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:31,833 Scotty, please do not touch me there. 538 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:34,338 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought tush was in play. 539 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,905 Guys... big news! 540 00:19:35,906 --> 00:19:37,841 Maybe the biggest news of the night... 541 00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:39,342 nay, the year. 542 00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:40,742 I'm keeping my food truck. 543 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:42,811 And in even bigger news, I'm a psychic. 544 00:19:42,812 --> 00:19:43,847 Dave... (Groans) Oh. 545 00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:45,415 Not the best time. 546 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,017 Oh, something's going on, right? I could feel it. I... 547 00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:50,351 - Penny just... - Oh, it has to do with Penny! I've got it! 548 00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:51,553 I can figure it out. 549 00:19:51,554 --> 00:19:53,622 Penny is having Pete's love child, 550 00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:55,459 - and they've never been stronger. - Mm-hmm. 551 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,994 No! You're becoming a doctor. 552 00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,695 Close. Pete and I broke up. 553 00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:01,832 - Oh, my God, Penny. - Are you okay? 554 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:02,899 No. 555 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,267 Gosh. Not in play. Not in play. 556 00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:06,435 - For anyone?! - For anyone here. 557 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:08,603 Jeez, Scotty! I need a drink. 558 00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:10,005 I'm so glad I have you. 559 00:20:10,006 --> 00:20:11,709 I would like to raise a toast to you guys. 560 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,977 Oh, no. Oh, no! 561 00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:16,880 I can't hear the... the clink of the ring on the bottle. 562 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,381 Oh, God! Hey. 563 00:20:18,382 --> 00:20:20,582 Hey! We are not gonna do this. 564 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,817 We are not gonna cry. 565 00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:24,621 We are gonna celebrate, because what you just did 566 00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:27,955 was make an incredibly strong and brave decision. 567 00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:31,325 Okay, you're a big girl now, and I'm proud of you. 568 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:34,998 - We're all proud of you. - See?! 569 00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:38,001 Make room, people! There's a Phoenix rising! 570 00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:38,969 Aah! Phoenix rising! 571 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,436 Phoenix rising! Yeah! 572 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:42,473 Tush in play! 573 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,607 Tush in play! Aah! 574 00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:46,443 Tush in play! Stop! 575 00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:52,865 - How you doin', Pen? - I'm fine. 576 00:20:52,866 --> 00:20:54,823 I mean, it's Pete you should worry about. 577 00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:56,660 I dumped him two months before our wedding. 578 00:20:56,661 --> 00:20:58,394 Who does that? 579 00:20:58,395 --> 00:20:59,961 Pete will be fine, all right? 580 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:02,363 Two months is great. Hell, even two weeks is great. 581 00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:04,566 At least at two weeks you can get your tux deposit back. 582 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,735 Even a week is good. 583 00:21:05,736 --> 00:21:07,736 Even 15 minutes is good. 584 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,070 Yeah, Penny, as long as you don't walk 585 00:21:09,071 --> 00:21:10,607 all the way down the aisle and then up to the altar 586 00:21:10,608 --> 00:21:13,542 and then realize... oh, I did that, 587 00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:15,644 Ohh. God, I suck. 588 00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:17,879 No, no. Hey, it's not your fault. 589 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,414 I should've seen it coming. 590 00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:21,551 If only I'd been in touch with my gift back then... 591 00:21:21,552 --> 00:21:22,718 Ew. 592 00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:24,653 That's it for me. Okeydokey. 593 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:27,056 Okay, see you, guys. 594 00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,825 I knew that was gonna happen, too. 595 00:21:28,826 --> 00:21:32,994 But they'll be back in three, two, one. 596 00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:33,762 I forgot my purse. 597 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:34,530 What? 598 00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:35,463 I forgot to throw in. 599 00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:36,931 - Bye, guys. - Sorry about that, weirdos. 600 00:21:36,932 --> 00:21:38,835 Yeah. Ouch. 601 00:21:40,371 --> 00:21:43,971 sync and corrections by bellows www.addic7ed.com 602 00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:48,571 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42592

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