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♪♪
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Previously on Good Trouble...
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I want a big
traditional wedding.
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Why are you doing this?
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If I help her plan
this wedding,
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then I'll be numb to the fact
that she's not marrying me.
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Raj:
I misread all the signals.
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Wait. What are
you doing?
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Gael-- just a friend?
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Jamie:
I'd just like to know who I'm up against.
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Callie:
Oh, we are seeing other people.
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This thing
isn't just casual.
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Not for me.
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Callie:
It isn't for me, either.
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Mariana:
Davia has been hooking up
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with this guy
from her hometown.
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Did you try my wife?
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-He's married, Davia.
-I know.
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♪ ♪
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Sorry.
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-Hmm.
-Hey.
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Hi.
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-(door opens)
-Oh, my God!
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What the hell
are you doing?
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-I was-- What?
-Huh?
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Woman:
Are you kidding me?
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After everything
that I've done for you?
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You spineless loser.
God, you are...
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-I should,
I should chop it-- -Man: Whoa!
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(arguing continues indistinctly)
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♪ Pa-pa-pa,
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
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♪ And then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, belle amie ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪
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Other guys are gonna take you
to a nice restaurant,
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but I'm gonna take you
to a nice restaurant
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in a nice suit.
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-You know?
-Uh-huh.
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So, tell me about yourself.
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That's a real broad
area there, Paul.
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I'm gonna need you
to narrow it down.
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Do you want food?
I can order some apps.
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-Sure. I'll get us the menus.
-Yeah. I'll get the menu.
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-No, I can do it.
-Oh, I can that.
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Do you like movies?
What are your thoughts on astrology?
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I'm a Pisces. I don't know
if that means anything to you.
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You wanna go halfsies
on the broccolini or...
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Oh, I'm allergic
to crab cakes.
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Have you ever been to Milano?
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I'd love
to take you there.
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What-what would you call
that lip color?
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Is that, uh, like a rose?
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I'm still down
to eat it.
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The crab cakes.
I-I just get puffy, yeah.
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It looks great on you.
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I mean, how cool to watch you
experience that through my eyes.
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(chuckles softly)
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No carbs though, right?
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(quietly):
I guess.
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(cell phones vibrating)
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-Alice: Oh. I'll be right back.
-Mariana: I'll be right back.
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Paul? Really?
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That's your idea
of a sex machine?
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He buys his pants
at Costco.
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Yeah, well,
how do you know that?
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'Cause he told me.
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That's the most interesting
thing he's said so far.
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Okay, well, my date
is as deep as a puddle. Alice?
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He had worshipful eyes.
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Maybe because
he was looking in a mirror.
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Seriously,
if I had a drink every time he started
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a sentence with the word "I,"
I would be hammered.
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So, get hammered
and bang him.
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Easy for you to say,
you bailed on this experiment.
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-Davia: Oh, he's cute.
-"I like my women like I like my coffee,
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black and bitter."
No.
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Sorry,
I did not see that.
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-(door opens)
-Don't worry about it. I got this.
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Hey, you worry about Alice.
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No, don't worry
about Alice.
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Alice is fine
with no date.
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Okay, Alice would rather
deep-fry her own hand.
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Look, I'm not just gonna
find you a date.
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Ooh, I am going to find
you someone
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who makes you forget
Sumi ever existed.
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What are
you guys doing?
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Your sister had
the inspired idea
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that we should pick dates
for each other
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on the Shyppr app.
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-Callie: Oh.
-We all need to get laid.
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-Yeah.
-Even though I already have a man.
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Uh, your man canceled his trip
to LA this weekend.
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And your man has a wife.
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Do you really wanna
antagonize me
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when I hold the fate
of your love life in my hands?
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Oh, and FYI, Mariana,
since I have someone
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who checks all my boxes,
I'm just looking for a sex machine.
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-On it.
-Mariana.
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What about a guy
that has a cat?
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-That's fine.
-How about six cats?
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Davia:
Oh, hello, Isaac.
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-Hot, athletic,
runs his own business. -Malika: Ooh.
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Oh, wait a minute.
I think I might have seen him
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-in the neighborhood.
-Maybe.
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Says he lives
in Downtown LA.
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But I might save him
for myself.
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Oh, too late.
(chuckles)
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-So rude. (grunts)
-Argh!
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Mariana:
We would swipe for you, Callie,
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but with two guys already,
you've got your hands full.
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Out of curiosity,
exactly how full?
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-Davia...
-Malika: What is wrong with you?
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-We all wanna know.
-Malika: No, I don't wanna know.
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No, I'm not seeing anyone
this weekend.
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Rebecca passed the bar
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and she is rubbing it
in our faces.
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So, I have to study.
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(moans)
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Callie:
Oh, my God.
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(both moan)
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So, I'm proposing
we make a pact.
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-Hmm.
-I have to pass the bar,
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and you need to work on your
new pieces for your show, so...
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no seeing each other
this weekend.
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-No sex.
-No Superman?
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Clark Kent?
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Jamie?
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He does not look
like Clark Kent.
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Just picture him
with glasses on.
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Yeah, maybe a little.
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So have you heard from him?
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Have you heard from Bryan?
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-So this weekend...
-Deal.
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We'll hole ourselves up
in our lofts, get our shit done,
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put you completely
out of my mind.
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Am I that easy to forget?
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I mean, I may not be
the Man of Steel,
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but I can be disciplined.
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I once went a whole day
without checking Twitter.
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That's so impressive.
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I also deleted Facebook.
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That is so hot.
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Looks like you're
the one who's gonna suffer withdrawal this weekend.
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(clicks tongue)
I think I'll survive.
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Yeah?
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-I beg to differ.
-(laughs)
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My hair's always gonna
look better than yours.
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...and then we moved
to New Mexico.
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Uh, you ever had a sopapilla?
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My mom's always like,
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-"Why you no do
rocket surgery?" -(laughs)
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Man, Coterie Shyppr Theater's
not nearly as wild as I wanted.
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Oh, girl, that's 'cause
I wasn't involved.
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What happened to that
writer guy you were seeing?
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Man, he tried to pull
that white savior crap on me.
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Don't he know?
I'm working on a PhD, bitch.
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Anyone who looks at you
and thinks you need saving
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-can kiss my black ass.
-Thank you.
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-Uh... hello.
-Yari: Oh, hay-llo!
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-I would swipe
hella right on that. -Mm-hmm.
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I did. And he clearly
did not swipe right on me.
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-For real?
-Yep.
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Okay, now,
this is getting good.
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Mm-hmm. Whatcha gonna do?
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Same thing he did to me.
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-Ignore him.
-Okay.
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(scoffs) Oh, hey, queen.
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-Live your best life.
-Mm-mm.
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-Mm.
-Mm-mm.
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-Mm-mm. Take it back.
-Aah! That's hot.
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Cody: Look, I know
I may seem intimidating,
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but I put my pants on
two legs at a time
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just like everyone else.
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(man laughs)
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Sorry. What were you saying?
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I was talking about my pants.
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Right.
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Tell me more.
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(laughing)
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(mouths)
Need help?
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Gael: Cooling off
or looking for snacks?
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All of the above.
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How's the studying going?
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(clears throat) You know,
getting organized.
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How's the arting going?
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Uh, you know,
getting organized.
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Anything good to eat in there?
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Nothing.
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There's a food truck fest
a few blocks from here.
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We gotta eat, right?
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(pop music playing)
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(knock on door)
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Excuse me?
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So, this is happening, huh?
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Sorry.
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Have a good night.
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Uh, coterie romances
never end well, guys.
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Trust me.
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(elevator bell dings)
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I really have to study.
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Yeah, I really have to work.
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See, now that guy is a problem
with these apps.
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He sees a dark face
and automatically swipes left.
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And if they don't, they won't
let you be a whole person.
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Right. Like, why can't I have
a PhD and big-ass booty?
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Well, because according
to society and those apps,
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we're either
struggling subhumans
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-or hypersexulaized freaks.
-Mm-hmm. Preach.
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The apps aren't all that bad.
I did meet Anton online.
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-We know!
-We know!
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Mm-hmm. That's right.
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You keep on waiting over there
with your nice shoulders.
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How dare you swipe left
on my girl?
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You think you all that,
I got a...
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Oh, shit.
Here he come.
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(clears throat)
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Uh, excuse me.
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Uh, you think it's possible
we could order some drinks?
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Me and my friend,
we've been here for a minute.
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I'm so sorry.
I must have overlooked you.
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I'll be right over.
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-Appreciate it.
-Mm-hmm.
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(laughing)
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So Dave Matthews
isn't your favorite band?
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(laughs) No.
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I put that ironically.
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No one under 40's favorite band
is Dave Matthews.
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-(laughs)
-Mine is.
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-Well...
-Did you think I was being ironic too?
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Is that why you-you picked me?
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-'Cause I wasn't sure...
-Okay.
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Full disclosure, Paul?
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I didn't pick you.
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This was a bit of an experiment.
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Alice (over phone):
That automatic flushing toilet
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splashed up in places
I never gave permission.
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-You never know. That's enough.
-Oh. What are...
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Come on.
What are you doing?
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You're sweet to laugh,
but it's dumb.
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No. You're like legit funny.
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You should come be a guest
on my radio show.
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-You have a radio show?
-Yeah.
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We live stream
on Sunday mornings.
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-Wow.
-We have like 11 listeners, but they're devoted.
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Cool. I mean,
is it like a talk show or...
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It's like whatever
I want it to be.
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Uh, sometimes I play music
that makes me cry
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or a lot of lady disco.
250
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,380
Uh, one hour
I just played the sounds
251
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,380
of white girls ordering brunch.
252
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,420
Yeah. I just talk about
random stuff that happen to me.
253
00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,830
Like bad dates?
254
00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:53,670
This is not a bad date.
255
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,830
-At all.
-Yeah?
256
00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,460
I'm having a good time.
257
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:00,920
Me too.
258
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,170
I've been to The Broad,
The Grove, The Hollywood Bowl,
259
00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,540
all the "The's" of LA, really.
260
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,420
Have you done Runyon yet?
261
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,830
It's the place
to get your body tight.
262
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:12,880
You get it?
263
00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:15,790
Yeah, yeah.
I see what you did there.
264
00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:16,880
Yeah.
265
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,120
Anything else?
266
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,040
Yes. Uh, how about your name?
267
00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:30,120
Man: You'll have
to forgive my friend.
268
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,580
He gets all his game
from Jennifer Lopez movies.
269
00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:34,380
-Well...
-We talking Enough J.Lo
270
00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,460
-or The Wedding Planner J.Lo?
-Ooh.
271
00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:40,000
Oh, I'm more of a Kate Hudson
guy to be all the way real.
272
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,750
-Uh-huh. So we're good here?
-(man laughing)
273
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,040
Yeah, we're outta here
after this one. Thank you.
274
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,790
Oh, I still ain't
get your name.
275
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,880
Ooh!
276
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,880
Girl, he wants you bad.
277
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,040
-He's a player.
-Well, I say game on.
278
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,960
Play his ass back.
279
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,420
Yes. Give him a taste
of his own medicine.
280
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,920
Hey, uh, you wanna
head back home with me?
281
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,830
I'd love to show you
my portfolio.
282
00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:08,790
Hey, babe, I am so sorry.
283
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,670
I know that I promised
to give you space,
284
00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:12,040
but I really need
to talk to you.
285
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,210
Yo, bro. Do you mind?
286
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,000
Hey. Uh, yeah, no.
This'll just take a second.
287
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,670
Uh, look, I know that I might
not have better hair than you
288
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,960
or take you out to nice
restaurants in a nice suit,
289
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,460
but I would do anything
to get you back
290
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,750
if you'll just give me
one more chance.
291
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:35,750
(chuckles) Wow. Um...
292
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,040
Um, sorry. Uh...
293
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,830
I'll tell you what,
I am gonna go wait by the bar
294
00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:42,250
just in case you wanna talk,
295
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:46,330
or if you wanna leave
with this guy, totally get it.
296
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,120
I mean, his shoes are sick.
297
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,580
Thanks, man,
they're Berluti.
298
00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:52,750
Berluti.
299
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:59,170
Look, I believe in
a woman's right to choose.
300
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,960
It's up to you if want
the Prius or the Tesla.
301
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:05,580
I mean, they're both gonna
get you to where you wanna go,
302
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,920
it's just one's gonna care
a little bit more
303
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,830
about how you look
getting there.
304
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,880
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go
check on that Prius.
305
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,460
But... it's been real.
306
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,540
Okay.
307
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,960
So you're clearly not
the class act I thought you were.
308
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,170
Peace out.
309
00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:24,880
♪ You can't talk,
can't talk back ♪
310
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,080
♪ ♪
311
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,080
(chimes)
312
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,210
(chimes)
313
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,580
(cell phone vibrating)
314
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:57,040
♪ Just wait a minute ♪
315
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,420
♪ Open hands ♪
316
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,330
♪ Oh, no, we know
no man is an island ♪
317
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:06,670
♪ We're all in it ♪
318
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,920
♪ You gotta understand... ♪
319
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,250
I'm good.
320
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,330
♪ We are the new uprising ♪
321
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,170
Are you?
322
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,250
You've had your worried
face on all night.
323
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,000
Just worried
about work.
324
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,120
No, that face
is more pointy.
325
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,830
This is your sad,
worried face.
326
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:27,920
You analyze my faces?
327
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,710
I love your faces.
328
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:32,380
-Hangry face is top three.
-(laughs)
329
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,960
God, I hate you.
330
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,330
Okay.
331
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,290
Well, I thought I could do
this casual thing with you.
332
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,040
I-I've never wanted
to be with just one person.
333
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:54,210
But I care
about you a lot.
334
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,210
And I don't wanna share
you with anyone.
335
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,250
You don't have to answer
right now.
336
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,920
You can think about it.
337
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,290
Okay.
338
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,170
(water splashing)
339
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:27,330
♪ You take my mind away ♪
340
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:32,120
♪ When you touch me that way ♪
341
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,290
♪ Almost, almost ♪
342
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,580
♪ Almost like we're dreaming ♪
343
00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:43,500
♪ Almost like we're dreaming ♪
344
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,420
♪ Almost, almost ♪
345
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,420
♪ Almost like we're dreaming ♪
346
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,540
I was hot.
347
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,710
Mm-hmm.
348
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,460
I needed to cool off.
349
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:56,880
So, not hot anymore?
350
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,960
No.
351
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,960
Nice and cool.
352
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Okay.
353
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,080
♪ Almost, almost ♪
354
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:08,040
♪ Dreaming ♪
355
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,000
-Alice: Right over here.
-Joey: Okay.
356
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,460
-Watch your feet.
-Oh, all right.
357
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,500
Oh, shoot.
358
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,330
Sorry.
359
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:17,670
I wasn't expecting company.
360
00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:19,250
It's okay.
361
00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:23,620
This place is sexy.
362
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,790
Sexy?
363
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,120
-Uh...
-Yeah.
364
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,290
You-you think so?
365
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,250
So are you.
366
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,290
♪ Girl wants
to be with you ♪
367
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:35,790
♪ I know, 'cause
she don't mean no harm ♪
368
00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:38,000
♪ She's just flirtin'
with you ♪
369
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,250
♪ Trust me ♪
370
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,960
♪ Don't you go thinkin'
that girl ♪
371
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,380
♪ Wants to be with you ♪
372
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:47,080
-Sorry.
-It's okay.
373
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,210
Uh, that was like
my worst kiss ever.
374
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,290
I just haven't dated
anyone in years,
375
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:56,210
and I've definitely
never dated anyone like me.
376
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:57,250
It's okay.
377
00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,290
I get it.
378
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,540
No. Uh, I don't want
you to get it. Uh...
379
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,540
I can...
I can do better.
380
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,420
-Okay.
-Watch.
381
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,960
-Mm.
-(chuckles)
382
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,750
♪ She don't mean no harm,
she's just flirtin' with you ♪
383
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,790
♪ Your part ♪
384
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:17,170
♪ She don't mean no harm,
she's just flirtin' with you ♪
385
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,790
You're telling me
you went to MIT?
386
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,000
-Yeah.
-Wow.
387
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,080
See, you know
what your problem is?
388
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,250
You are a beautiful,
brilliant and funny woman
389
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,120
and you are
insanely intimidating.
390
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,290
But I put my pants on
two legs at a time.
391
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:33,170
(both laugh)
392
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:34,710
See? Funny.
393
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,420
I mean, what guy
wouldn't worship you?
394
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,960
Every great rom-com
ends with a chase, facts.
395
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,830
You're trippin'.
396
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,290
Pretty Woman,
racing in a limo
397
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,040
to catch her
before she leaves town.
398
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,210
Brown Sugar,
rushing to the radio station.
399
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,790
When Harry Met Sally,
running through
400
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,580
the New York City streets
to get a New Year's kiss.
401
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,710
It's not the chase,
it's the gesture.
402
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,040
Say Anything,
The Best Man.
403
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,000
And Richard Gere
was afraid of heights,
404
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,250
and climbed the fire escape
for her.
405
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,120
Okay, okay,
but I would argue with you
406
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,540
that a gesture
is a chase in itself,
407
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,670
so therefore,
every great rom-com ends with a chase, facts.
408
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,330
Severely flawed logic,
and you are still wrong.
409
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,670
My favorite movie ends with
neither a chase nor a gesture.
410
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,000
Which one's that?
411
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,170
I'm not telling you.
Figure it out.
412
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,250
Ooh. Can I get a clue?
413
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,500
-The couple dated
in real life. -Yes.
414
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,420
It takes place
in LA, and...
415
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,290
it has one of the sexiest scenes
I've ever seen.
416
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,330
♪ ♪
417
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,380
♪ Please, own what you say ♪
418
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,290
Mm.
419
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,670
I would have never guessed
Alice would be the first one
420
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:42,960
to leave with her date.
421
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,040
Good on her.
422
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,170
I would've guessed you.
423
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,330
Are you calling me a slut?
424
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,500
-No. No, no, no. Hell, no. No.
-(Davia laughing)
425
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,170
You're lovely.
I mean, you're nice. No.
426
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,710
No, I'm just saying...
427
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,460
'cause you're so confident
428
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:56,960
and adventurous,
you know what I mean?
429
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,750
I'm sure if you were here
with a guy better than me--
430
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,120
That, Paul, is your problem.
431
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,250
Not your too short pants
or your love of jam bands,
432
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,170
but your lack
of self-confidence.
433
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,750
We're gonna fix it.
Come on.
434
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,790
Come here.
435
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,670
-(grunting)
-We're gonna rebrand you.
436
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,040
-Hey.
-Gonna "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" this.
437
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,670
-Bibbidi-Bobbidi-what?
-Mm-hmm.
438
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,960
Okay, what's
your Insta handle?
439
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,500
Don't have one.
440
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,290
-Twitter?
-Nope.
441
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,580
-Facebook?
-(scoffs)
442
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,290
Oh, no.
443
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,290
Oh, no, it's worse
than I thought.
444
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,250
Quotes?
445
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,460
Paul, you have
pictures of quotes.
446
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,250
What do you want me to post,
my tax returns?
447
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,420
No. Okay, okay.
Here, here, here.
448
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,880
Look at mine.
449
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,290
Funny videos.
450
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,080
Pictures with friends.
451
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,830
You do have friends,
right?
452
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:44,540
-Yes.
-Okay, I'm just asking.
453
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,790
Hmm.
454
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,120
Hmm.
455
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,960
-Paul: What?
-Davia: One second.
456
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,120
I already have a man.
457
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,920
Uh, your man canceled
his trip to LA this weekend.
458
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,380
(cell phone beeps)
459
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,540
Okay?
460
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,580
Last call.
You want anything else?
461
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:14,290
Sure.
Your number, please?
462
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,540
Yeah, I don't think so.
463
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,290
Really?
464
00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:22,380
You remember
when you swiped left on this?
465
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,500
Big mistake.
466
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,500
Huge.
467
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,080
W-wait a minute,
Pretty Woman.
468
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,580
Wh... What are you
talking about?
469
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:29,710
Malika:
You're on Shyppr.
470
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,790
I swiped right on you,
and yet we never matched
471
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,210
because you didn't think
I was worthy.
472
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:35,750
I would've never
swiped left one you, nope.
473
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,460
I bet none of the matches
on your phone look like me.
474
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,580
Oh. Let's see.
475
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,460
-You wanna see?
-Malika: Yeah.
476
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:44,580
Okay.
477
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,880
All right.
478
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,750
-Well, she...
-Malika: No, no.
479
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,670
-(scoffs)
-Uh-huh.
480
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,460
-Hold on. Let me just...
-Malika: Mm-hmm.
481
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:02,170
You said it yourself,
you're more of a Kate Hudson guy.
482
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,500
Wait. Hold on.
This is not really...
483
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,290
Malika:
You seem like a nice guy, but...
484
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,000
I just don't feel right
giving my number to somebody
485
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,670
who subconsciously or not
wrote me off without a thought.
486
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,750
♪ She begged him not to go ♪
487
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,080
♪ But guess what they did? ♪
488
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,380
That's everything.
489
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,330
♪ ♪
490
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,960
♪ She begged him not to go ♪
491
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,460
-Mariana: Thank you.
-Eli: Yeah.
492
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:29,170
(gasps) Wow.
493
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,500
-You have a great place.
-Thank you.
494
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,460
Uh, make yourself at home.
495
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,960
I will get some drinks.
496
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,540
-Hey, babe. Hi.
-Hi! Hi.
497
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,880
-How are you?
-Good.
498
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,960
Good. Uh, this is Mariana.
499
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,540
-Hi, I'm Lara.
Nice to meet you. -You too.
500
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:44,670
-I'm so glad you came over.
-Yeah, me too.
501
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,830
-Right?
-Yeah.
502
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:48,420
So we stopped off
in this little town in Austria,
503
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:50,460
and I found
the best hangover cure ever.
504
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,420
Cucumber, butter,
and salami sandwiches?
505
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,580
-Yes! oh, my God.
-Yes, right? I know.
506
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,250
I love Austria.
My girlfriend and I,
507
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,620
we're actually going back
next summer.
508
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,120
-Oh, your girlfriend.
-Mm-hmm.
509
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:04,120
Makes sense.
All the good ones are taken.
510
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,580
Well, not all of them.
511
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,750
(cell phone ringing)
512
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:08,880
Oh.
513
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:10,500
Speaking of...
514
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:14,000
Hey, babe,
how was girls' night?
515
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,920
Yeah, no, all the guys
bailed early too.
516
00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:21,460
I am at the bar having a drink
with the very lovely, Mariana.
517
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,080
Yeah, no, she's cute,
smart, funny,
518
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,420
not an actress.
519
00:22:26,330 --> 00:22:27,710
Why don't you
come down here and join us?
520
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,830
Oh, yeah, that's...
521
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,830
Said she's already in her PJs,
but wants to know
522
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,500
if you wanna come to our place
and have a drink.
523
00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:39,000
(rock music playing)
524
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,790
Are you coming or not?
525
00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:46,670
(chuckles)
526
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,580
Oh, this is a, uh...
It's a really nice place.
527
00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:51,670
Thanks, Paul, but we're done
with the niceties.
528
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,830
You wanna do this?
529
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,040
Oh, yeah.
530
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:56,670
Ooh.
531
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,080
Hey. (chuckles)
532
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,620
Yeah.
533
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,380
♪ ♪
534
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,210
Sorry, we're closed.
535
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,920
Hey.
536
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,790
-What are you doing?
-Love & Basketball.
537
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:18,500
It's your
favorite movie, right?
538
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,420
Yeah.
539
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:24,460
I'm... I'm so sorry
I overlooked you.
540
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,880
Straight up, I...
I'm an idiot.
541
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,920
Uh-huh.
542
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,620
You know,
maybe next time,
543
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,750
open your mind
to the whole person,
544
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,460
you might make
a real connection.
545
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:39,580
What if I have?
546
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:43,620
Come on, let's...
547
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:44,830
One on one.
548
00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:47,920
If I win, I get to take you
out on a date.
549
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,540
If you win...
550
00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:53,120
well, me and my broke heart
will never step foot in your place again.
551
00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:56,960
Hmm?
552
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,380
You play for the pros?
553
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:02,250
No.
554
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,040
-Not anymore.
-(chuckles)
555
00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:10,620
I don't even have the energy
to work on stuff of my own
556
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,380
because Speckulate has just
drained me of all creativity.
557
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:15,960
Mariana, you are
way too special
558
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,580
to let a bunch of bros
screw with your mojo.
559
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,670
Eli: Yeah.
560
00:24:19,670 --> 00:24:21,500
Already screwed.
561
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,620
And the only screwing
I've been doing lately.
562
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,960
It is settled.
563
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,580
I am going to fix you up.
564
00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:29,330
-Don't say... Oh, God. No.
-Yes, I am.
565
00:24:29,330 --> 00:24:30,460
You don't understand.
566
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,080
Every time that she tries
to play matchmaker,
567
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,460
we end up losing a friend.
568
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:34,830
Okay, not true.
569
00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:37,620
And that's because we haven't
had such a great catch before.
570
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,250
Eli: That may be true.
571
00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:40,500
Aww.
572
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,580
You guys are adorable.
573
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:42,750
Total relationship goals.
574
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:43,670
(all laugh)
575
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:45,040
Yeah, we try.
576
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,120
(chuckles)
577
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,750
Well, you know,
I should go.
578
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,210
-Leave you lovebirds alone.
-Oh.
579
00:24:51,210 --> 00:24:52,500
No, please stay.
580
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,880
We're sick
of each other, right?
581
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,170
Yeah, it's true.
582
00:24:55,170 --> 00:24:57,290
And we kind of
happen to love you.
583
00:24:57,290 --> 00:24:58,540
You're amazing.
584
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,380
Aww. I love you guys.
585
00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:03,380
And thank you
for saving my night.
586
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:05,750
-Of course, it's our pleasure.
-Glad I met you.
587
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:06,540
Cheers.
588
00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:11,250
(clicking)
589
00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:26,670
(beeps)
590
00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:34,290
Isaac:
Ah, look. What's up?
591
00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:35,710
(Isaac groans)
592
00:25:37,210 --> 00:25:38,540
Come on.
593
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:39,580
Isaac:
Aah, damn.
594
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,210
Two, zip.
595
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,330
That was lucky.
596
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:47,790
Well, maybe, or you're
just going easy on me.
597
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,750
So you want
this date or not?
598
00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:54,710
Check.
599
00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:56,750
Okay.
600
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:05,790
I like Italian food.
601
00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:06,790
(sighs)
602
00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:07,830
Bring it.
603
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,420
Hey, hon,
I really like Mariana.
604
00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:12,710
Can we keep her?
605
00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:15,080
I'd say we can do
whatever you want, babe.
606
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:16,750
Oh.
607
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:19,420
Well, what do you want,
Mariana?
608
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,250
♪ A little death ♪
609
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:28,540
♪ Death, death, death,
death, death, death ♪
610
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,540
♪ ♪
611
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,880
♪ ♪
612
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,250
♪ ♪
613
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,620
♪ You're deep ♪
614
00:27:14,830 --> 00:27:19,670
♪ In my abyss ♪
615
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,960
♪ A little death ♪
616
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,710
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
617
00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:38,000
Is everything okay?
618
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,040
Yeah, it's perfect.
619
00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:52,460
♪ What do I got to do
to keep you right here? ♪
620
00:27:55,830 --> 00:28:00,540
♪ Who's gonna make you feel
the way they don't feel? ♪
621
00:28:03,790 --> 00:28:05,920
♪ Got a lot of friends ♪
622
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,670
♪ Waiting for you... ♪
623
00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:10,210
♪ Gonna flip the lens
and zero in... ♪
624
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,710
It's okay.
Go get some.
625
00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,330
♪ I feel like running ♪
626
00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:19,330
♪ I think I feel it coming ♪
627
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,080
♪ Coming, coming, coming ♪
628
00:28:25,290 --> 00:28:27,790
♪ I keep on dancing... ♪
629
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,290
♪ ♪
630
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,960
(Isaac sighs)
631
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:41,920
Malika:
Come on, what you waiting on?
632
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,710
-Game point.
-Check it.
633
00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:51,790
Time.
634
00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:57,210
♪ I think I feel it coming ♪
635
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,330
Really?
636
00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:03,750
Well, all's fair
in love and basketball.
637
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:08,420
♪ I keep on dancing... ♪
638
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,040
-Paul: Stop. Stop.
-Davia: What?
639
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,540
No. There. Come on.
640
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,080
-(grunting)
-Okay.
641
00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:18,500
Sorry. Was that too much or...
642
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,670
Oh, my God.
Paul, shut up and take me.
643
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:22,500
-Sorry...
-Oh, my God.
644
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,960
It's okay, just keep going.
Don't stop.
645
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,210
♪ I feel like running ♪
646
00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:36,830
♪ I think I feel it coming ♪
647
00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:48,080
(knock on door)
648
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,920
Do you need to get that?
649
00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:54,330
-Get what?
-(knock on door)
650
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:55,670
-(laughs)
-Oh.
651
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,580
Um, who-who is it?
652
00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:58,880
Sumi.
653
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,460
Oh.
654
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,620
Okay.
655
00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:06,040
-One second.
-Okay.
656
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,920
I'm sorry, I know it's late.
657
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,920
I got in a huge fight
with Meera.
658
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:14,790
She called off the wedding.
659
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,210
Oh...
660
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,920
I don't know what to do.
661
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,790
I can't be alone tonight.
Can I please come in?
662
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:30,790
Uh...
663
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,580
Oh.
664
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:37,540
I'm so sorry. I'm... I mean...
665
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,330
No, yeah, I'm so sorry
666
00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:40,920
that you're upset, but I...
667
00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:43,540
I can't be there
for you tonight.
668
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:45,880
I have company.
669
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:49,670
Okay.
670
00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:51,830
I understand.
671
00:31:00,830 --> 00:31:02,750
Are you okay?
672
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,170
Yeah.
673
00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:09,580
Uh... yeah.
674
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,880
(camera shutter clicks)
675
00:31:44,330 --> 00:31:45,790
(exhales)
676
00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:57,920
Hmm.
677
00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:07,830
(chimes)
678
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,960
(door opens)
679
00:32:17,170 --> 00:32:18,920
♪ ♪
680
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,960
Where have you been all night?
681
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,960
Out with some friends.
682
00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:32,710
A couple.
683
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,120
I spent the night.
684
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,250
-Okay, I had a threesome.
-What?
685
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,540
I know.
686
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,120
I warned you about that dress.
687
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,000
It wasn't the dress,
it was me.
688
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,290
I'm just... I felt so rejected
ever since we moved to LA and...
689
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,790
and you get to be the center
of someone's attention.
690
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:51,830
And I was.
691
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:53,080
They were all about me.
692
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,420
Except in the morning,
the girlfriend went postal.
693
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,920
Lara: Oh, my God!
694
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,920
What the hell are you doing?
695
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,500
I was... What?
696
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,080
I was half asleep.
I don't know.
697
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,210
-Where were you?
-Getting dressed for work!
698
00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:07,120
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
What's going on?
699
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,620
I thought we were friends.
How could you do this to me?
700
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:12,120
We are friends. Uh...
What about last night? I...
701
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,170
No, we only do this together.
702
00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:15,210
-She didn't know.
-Yeah.
703
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,250
You know the rules.
Are you kidding me?
704
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:18,710
I'm new to this,
I don't know the rules.
705
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:20,120
-Okay, well, get out.
-Got it.
706
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,210
-Eli: Okay, you don't--
-Maybe move a little faster.
707
00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:26,040
Ugh. Why is it so hard to find
a nice couple in this town?
708
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,120
(both laugh)
709
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,170
How was your night?
710
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,040
It was fine.
711
00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:39,750
You okay?
712
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,670
(beeping)
713
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,380
What are we doing?
714
00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:49,170
You mean...
715
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:56,330
I'm never gonna pass the bar
if I'm up here every night.
716
00:33:56,330 --> 00:33:58,790
Yes, you will.
You're just stressed.
717
00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:00,330
I know.
718
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,960
'Cause I'm way behind
where I should be.
719
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,620
You're not stressed
about finishing
720
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:06,170
the pieces for your show?
721
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:08,080
We still have tomorrow.
722
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,040
Yeah, and we'll probably
still be screwing around.
723
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:11,380
Distracting each other.
724
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,330
Like, this is my career
on the line, you know.
725
00:34:13,330 --> 00:34:16,290
And my art is just a hobby?
726
00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:17,500
That's not what I meant.
727
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,250
I was working
before you came up here.
728
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:20,210
Really? Were you?
729
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,330
If you really
wanted it that much,
730
00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:24,920
then you wouldn't let anything
get in your way.
731
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,580
I could say the same for you.
732
00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:27,960
All I'm saying is,
733
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,000
you chose to take
the full-time job at Speckulate
734
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,080
and maybe you just don't really
wanna be an artist.
735
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,080
And maybe you don't
wanna be a lawyer, Callie.
736
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,250
'Cause all you do
is complain about your job.
737
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:41,620
Maybe you just can't cut it.
738
00:35:11,830 --> 00:35:13,290
Where are you?
739
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,000
I'm right here.
740
00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:18,170
Hmm.
741
00:35:18,170 --> 00:35:19,120
No, you're not.
742
00:35:28,330 --> 00:35:29,580
Thank you.
743
00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:31,290
Yeah, it's okay. Come in.
744
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:34,330
(sniffles)
Who was that girl?
745
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,500
-She's just--
-I don't wanna know actually.
746
00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:38,710
It's too weird.
747
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,170
Really?
748
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,500
Meera said that...
749
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,920
I'm selfish and thoughtless
750
00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:55,170
and she doesn't want
to marry me.
751
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,330
That's crazy, okay?
You're not sel...
752
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,670
I mean, she should
love you for you.
753
00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:03,750
(crying)
754
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:06,880
Please... Please stop crying.
755
00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:08,960
Come here. Come on.
756
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:18,250
Look, you can be a little
self-involved sometimes,
757
00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:20,750
but it's kind of endearing,
you know,
758
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,880
and for all your crazy,
759
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,960
you make up for it
with your laugh.
760
00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:29,040
I mean, it's the reason
761
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,420
why I even fell in love
with you, you know?
762
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,330
Thanks.
763
00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:39,710
I love you, Alice.
764
00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:49,330
Hey.
765
00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:51,330
Hey.
766
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,210
How did you sleep?
767
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,330
Good.
768
00:36:56,210 --> 00:36:57,960
I always sleep good
in your arms.
769
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:03,920
(chuckles) Tell me again
what you said about Meera.
770
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,620
You mean, like,
what kind of terrorist
771
00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:09,040
wants a pie bar
instead of a wedding cake?
772
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,330
-(laughing)
-Seriously.
773
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,000
(cell phone vibrating)
774
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,250
It's her.
775
00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:21,040
You don't
have to answer.
776
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,250
It's okay.
777
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,880
Hello?
778
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,250
Me too.
779
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:40,380
I'm sorry too.
780
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,290
Of course, I still
wanna marry you.
781
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,380
(chuckles)
782
00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:49,960
Ooh, I get my cake.
783
00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:55,120
Law school
wasn't easy for me.
784
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,380
I had to study a lot.
785
00:37:58,830 --> 00:38:00,080
I think...
786
00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:02,670
the only reason
I got through
787
00:38:02,670 --> 00:38:05,080
was 'cause
I was so focused
788
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:08,500
and practically celibate.
789
00:38:09,210 --> 00:38:10,710
I'm just afraid that...
790
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:14,380
I won't do
what I need to do if...
791
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:15,710
You're seeing me.
792
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:21,460
Yeah.
793
00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:27,750
You got some work done.
794
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,960
It's beautiful.
795
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,120
Yeah, thanks.
796
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,290
Maybe after I pass the bar
797
00:38:41,290 --> 00:38:43,210
and you get your show up...
798
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,460
Yeah. Maybe.
799
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:12,380
Three is
the devil's number, okay?
800
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:13,750
Someone always gets left out.
801
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,710
-Trust me.
-Okay, no shame.
802
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,500
Did you enjoy the sex?
803
00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:19,330
Yeah.
804
00:39:19,330 --> 00:39:23,120
And do you feel empowered
as a woman
805
00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:25,250
in your sexuality?
806
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:27,620
Yes, I do.
807
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:29,460
Okay, then you had
a successful night.
808
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:32,080
You think a man feels
weird about having a three-way?
809
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,040
Absolutely not.
810
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,330
True.
811
00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:36,380
Malika: Mm-hmm.
What'd I miss?
812
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,460
Everyone got laid
except for us.
813
00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:41,250
Hmm. Speak for yourself.
814
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:42,830
Kind of...
815
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,040
Hey.
816
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,210
All: Hi.
817
00:39:49,210 --> 00:39:50,540
One more time.
818
00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:52,580
I'm gonna call you
about that date.
819
00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:53,460
What date?
You lost the bet.
820
00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:56,290
That wasn't a bet,
it was a gesture.
821
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,210
(mouths)
Gesture?
822
00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,460
Ha!
823
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,380
Damn, girl. Nice work.
824
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:06,170
-Do what I can.
-Davia: He's good.
825
00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:08,710
Well, I'm very happy
for all of you,
826
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:11,540
but I'm gonna go into my loft
and kill myself now.
827
00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:14,170
I-I meant that ironically,
828
00:40:14,170 --> 00:40:16,210
-in case that's a trigger
for anyone. -Okay.
829
00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:17,210
Okay. Have fun.
830
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,880
FYI, Paul was
not terrible in bed.
831
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,040
-You slept with Paul?
-No shame.
832
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,500
We had revenge sex
and it was awesome.
833
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,170
And I'm officially done
with Jeff.
834
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,540
-Hallelujah.
-Mm-hmm.
835
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:32,580
We nailed them.
836
00:40:34,710 --> 00:40:35,620
What are we listening to?
837
00:40:36,670 --> 00:40:39,000
Oh, um, Alice's date
from last night,
838
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,290
she has a radio show
839
00:40:40,290 --> 00:40:42,170
and she's afraid that Joey's
gonna talk crap about her.
840
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:43,540
Joey (over radio):
And now it's time
841
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:45,330
to open the lines
to requests.
842
00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:46,750
We have...
843
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,830
I suck in DTLA.
844
00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:53,120
Alice (over radio):
Uh, uh, hi. Uh, hi.
845
00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:54,750
Sorry.
846
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:56,750
(whispering): Crap.
847
00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:59,670
I'm wondering if you have
a song for a girl
848
00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:01,080
who really messed up
on a first date
849
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,580
and would do anything
for a second chance?
850
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:04,620
Joey (over radio):
Um...
851
00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,460
Yeah.
852
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,500
I think I have something
for that.
853
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,380
Here's "Knicks" by
The Quarterbacks.
854
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:15,670
And here's hoping you put
an end to your drama
855
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:18,420
and get that second date.
856
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:20,250
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
857
00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,420
-(cheering)
-Go, Alice!
858
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,580
-(cheering)
-(whooping)
859
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:26,330
-(whooping)
-Go, Alice!
860
00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:28,790
♪ Go, Alice, go, go, go ♪
861
00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:30,750
♪ Go, Alice, go, Alice ♪
862
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:32,500
♪ Go, Alice, hey, hey ♪
863
00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:37,100
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