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Sandrine, wake up.

- dad dad! - It's 7:10.

- Pope - Sandrine.

Mom is gone!

- what? - Mom is gone.

What are you talking about - Well, mom is gone.

Jeanne Jeanne

- Did you see mom? - what?

- Did you see mom? - I do not sleep I look in the bathroom

Where have you been We were looking for you

Baguette

- Did you prove? - I just pass it.

Today we eat with your parents. Tomorrow I eat ...

... with Michel, I know. Feel better?

You know it Up and down.

- We have to call the nanny. - I do

- Can we stay alone? - do not

- Yes, yes, yes, please. - Shh.

- No way. - Shh.

Now come children, come. We have to go

- Hurry up. - Give mom a kiss.

Bye.

- Jeanne, look at the road. - Go. She can do that.

- At the dangerous crossing. - Go.

- No, bye? - I'm late

- Pass crossing the road. - yes

Yes?

Yes?

You want tonight More like the leg of lamb or roast beef?

Wait. I have to go to your father Say goodbye

I'll bring a baguette.

- But not too crispy. - You sprayed with imagination.

Today we have something in mind. But tomorrow works.

No, it will be difficult tonight.

I wanted to go to bed early anyway. Fix and everything.

Oh really Luckily I called again.

I have to hang up, I need both hands. I love you

I'm waiting for you too

Jean, do you want reds or whites? For our pseudo-food?

- moron.

Tomorrow together

Hello good day

- What was this time? - Again the classic.

The hetero Who denies his homosexuality

Probalo with a normal gay.

Try one who is not married

- My heart does not care about this logic. Yes.

We are dedicated today a special aspect

the works of Charles Baudelaire, His poems in prose.

It was a new style for him.

It became one Inspired by Aloysius Bertrand.

He says it himself.

Bertrand wrote "Treasurer of the night".

Those who do not know this text,

I recommend you to read it.

We are dealing with a text today, that is very close to my heart

I expect may he touch you too.

The title: "Which one is right?"

Sorry.

"In thought, kiss you between your thighs,

I will get a position. "

Does Baudelaire believe he is the right one?

Another section is interesting.

I admire it, fantastic. Especially one place is remarkable.

Wait a minute, I'm looking for it.

"Trister December 31.

I'm dying of boredom. I would like to be with you ".

That is deeply moving. Low movement

That's what he wrote nine months ago.

while he is with his family Celebrated New Year's Eve.

This is how he built this work.

The climax of the tension of this prose.

one is in the apotheosis In the last paragraph.

Written ...

Yesterday. Yesterday at 20:29.

"Nothing seems more unnatural to me,

how not to see you do not sleep with you

and not being able to live with you. "

What you think

- So ... - It's clearer?

I have learned a lot lately but not lip reading.

- Sandrine. What are you doing here - Did you know.

- What your idol does. - Idol?

I do not know What do you mean, Sandrine?

Hello bernard

It's over.

During.

Past, on, on.

Are you still standing?

Oh, là, là.

That was unbearable and it took too much time.

Look

For 270 days we had three pseudo-meals a week,

That's about 96 afternoons.

I'll leave tomorrow, right?

No wonder she suspected.

Do not you feel relieved?

When my wife threw me ... I was happy in some way.

- She did not throw me out. - I just saw that realistically.

It can be joyful tonight.

You can also go to me.

Do not.

- You do not go? - Grandma is tired, she has canceled.

- Grandma tired? - Come on, sleep now.

- Are you angry? - No I'm not. I'm tired

Goodnight

He fell asleep I read him something else.

Where we speak

How long did you want to continue like this?

Good? How long

- Almost a year, my God. - Not so strong. Wake up to children.

"You do not go, I'm sure you have a lot of work.

See you tomorrow Does that fit? "

"When? I burn for you."

"I also for you.

I hug you Naked as God created you.

I have the slip ... "

It's good

And how much time did you want Come on, eh?

I met a woman. One that also wishes me.

After two children and 15 years of marriage. is that normal

I do not know if that is normal.

I guessed it. I guessed it.

That there is something important What you do not share with us.

If you are no longer Wanting to be with us, disappear.

Hello, dear Jean.

So what's up? You were funny on the phone.

- I'll make you a coffee. - yes

No. No, better not.

- What is it - I'm sick.

- I have something in mind. - me too

No, not

- No, I'm serious. - (she laughs)

I do not have much time left. You are not optimistic

- Who is she"? - Well, the doctors, the ...

What are you talking about - I have something in mind.

Y?

Y ...

Is better We will not see each other anymore.

- You leave me? - Sandrine has discovered the news.

- Everyone. - And what do doctors think about it?

- What does the doctor say? - We can not continue.

I have children, virginie.

(melancholic piano music)

Some men are ready for anything. have peace in marriage.

I can understand everything, everything ...

Let him stay with his wife.

But no How can you live without me.

I finished it

Stop reading this.

I thought ...

How are you when are we going for two?

Few days

The children could go with your mother

It's okay. Think about it.

Good idea Yeah come on

That will be great. Yes, only for two.

You want to do

You want to do

(loud) Then do not talk like that, shit?

A divorce would be ridiculous because of a little so little.

I have horns up to the ceiling. They do not bother much.

Two out of three couples They face adultery.

Now you have it behind you.

And I think the third couple is lying.

Give me the scissors. Thank you.

Sniffing on the mobile ...

How do you think of something like that?

That is what you have now.

Hiding is much easier what to confront

- How do you do it? - That's not difficult.

To fulfill the conjugal duties daily? No thanks

Your father is insatiable. That tired me quickly.

But at night he sleeps in my arms. He always comes home.

Tolerance. That is the key.

(Squeaking of the garden door)

When talking about the devil.

From the pension he drives it in the room. Probably with the pharmacist.

Hates the medication. (she laughs)

Well, what are you looking at? Has anyone died?

No. Jean is a stranger, Sandrine has given him the option.

- He left the woman. OR? - Mm.

I thought it was a bad thing.

Day, my daughter. How are the kids

It would be good to see you again.

Excuse me, I have to take a shower. Five minutes

You see? He always takes a shower at home.

The soap of others? No with me

(Sandrine sings) Mi fa sol mi do

Sol mi la fa do

Again

Sol mi la fa do

I have to keep thinking about her. Forever.

It was love at first sight. That's how it was.

- You forgot it soon. - No way.

I'm glad To have lunch with you again at noon.

I do not want to say anything

but if you are midday to your lover ...

- Virginie was not a lover. - Okay, whatever you want.

And the pseudo afternoons with me. and my depression.

Can you speak to me more politely?

I can not do anything for your bedtime stories.

- All right, gentlemen. Thank you

Enjoy your meal

She did not demand anything.

If we saw each other, it was good. And if not, too.

I always think about her.

I have been a year of air, Because you wanted to eat with her, so ...

What does food mean?

Do you realize that you are hurting everyone?

I told you: no strangers At home, or something will happen to you.

I need someone Every night

What should I do?

Could you ... (Charging Bell)

Hello Hello

good day

- I can help you? - I just look around me. Thank you.

Meet with real people.

- The internet is just an error. - Why did they hit me once?

Are you looking for a particular book?

I am jeans woman

- Do not tell me anything. Whose is it - (she huffs)

I have to eat something I pick up spring rolls.

- Do you want something too? - I do not need anything.

Here, then.

- As please - Your first encounter.

That was here.

As you can see, it does not take much

I imagined you different. They are more pleasant.

I also you

I have to work You do not?

I have a day off today.

- I give violin lessons. - Yes They were famous once.

Oh that Some concerts.

It was a long time ago.

Nice is here. I like very much

I used to read a lot lately less. That's the way with children.

At the moment I have Also other things in the head ...

What do you want of me

- Do not get mad. Please

Do you think I'm blushing?

No, it's not my fault.

No, I do not want a theater. Unlike.

Between you and my husband It is something serious

He sits with me at the table, but he eats with you.

He sleeps with me But dream about you.

It's too late to straighten again?

Sorry Seriously?

With me the pleasure is gone. We do not have sex, I do not care.

But our two children. I do not care

So I wanted to suggest to you that take my husband every two weeks

So he has you with you, What you no longer have with me.

Of course.

I'll go back to that.

- I was happy. - Are you glad I left you?

Please go - I hit a sensitive spot.

- Can you keep living like this? - Go.

He is obsessed with you.

He is obsessed!

(Sandrine) Three, seven, one, nine.

- That does not exist. - Do not be angry with me.

It is clear that I know a lot about you

Chat for a year, come something together And only the photos ...

I have to go to the bathroom I've been waiting all day.

It is very, very, very urgent.

It's fine, it's fine.

Thank you

Please, after you.

Down the hall

Thank you - No, not there.

- The small door on the right at the end of the hall. - Thank you thank you thank you.

(Sandrine sighs)

(Undulation) Oh that's good.

(Klospülung)

(The door opens)

What do you do in my room

You absolutely have to go back to him.

You know

see my husband cry ...

This is how i feel The marriage was not presented.

- And Jean? - Jean?

Yes, how does Jean think about that?

He does not think at all.

Since he left you he is just bad

I want to surprise him.

Children What time is it

Oh my goodness

Oh, heavens, honey.

In agreement - I can think?

You die of longing

By his name your eyes shine

Mine no more.

(Message tone)

"Y?" She has my number?

Of course she has the.

Are you already in bed? question mark.

We will achieve it. Point.

"We'll manage."

(she laughs)

We will be happy Punto.

(Message tone)

You drink wine?

At two O'clock in the morning?

I am writing to my mother.

Or maybe I have a love affair.

I'll lie down again.

Would it bother you? If I had one?

"In agreement."

Hmm ...

- A good bike. New? - Yes, that is correct.

Do not be like that. Do we eat the week together?

- today? - Tomorrow Today I ate with Sandrine.

- She does not notice anything when you come? - This time it's true.

We take a selfie.

I take care of everything, bring nothing

- (Sandrine) Do you want some coffee? - do not

He says he does not want something, but he is in a good mood.

15 years of experience.

All right We arrange

I went to her. I do not want to be a crybaby.

You are obsessed with her, and she of you.

I can not blame you and I do not care.

So we decided

accept us alternatively.

In the weekly shift.

- That's better, right? - Your wife is wonderful.

I understand that it is impossible leave a woman like you

He will swallow it.

He will swallow it. Your pride is hurt.

But he will ...

Just a moment

Are you crazy

How can you love a woman like that? and just leave?

Before doing that again, I decide

Do not say anything.

It is only correct if you disappear every two weeks

The shirts are already in, And now the shirts.

- Are you divorcing? - There's the toilet bag.

In a divorce It's about the children, here dad.

We only see it every two weeks.

- That's like divorced. - If you want.

Socks. Where are the socks?

- What is your name - Virginie. You are jeanne

Jean really wanted that: Jean, Jeanne ...

- You're dad's business? - Do not say that, saliva.

I have to talk to Virginie alone.

Say goodbye to dad. You see me all week.

Come on, Jeanne. Let's go

She is horrible An annoying age.

So ...

I loved you Ask a somewhat indiscreet question.

Tell me, are you warning?

Oh

- Everything is fine with you? - Clear. Yes.

It's easy to say

but I do not want to be afraid when he kisses the children.

In an open wound ...

- Even if he kisses me. - I understand you well.

(exhale) Then I calm down.

So now he has everything.

In an emergency, you buy something.

(Tensed) Then you buy it.

Let's go now

I love my girlfriend goodbye. have fun

Dad, are you sticking to your cock? pure in women?

Antoine, that's not the way to talk. of daddy's dicks.

Have a good week, honey.

- Does it bother you when I call it that? - No no.

Only a reflection, not a new beginning.

- Your raven mother. - Do not say that.

- Your wife is crazy, right? - yes ...

Sit down You are not here for the first time.

Chin Chin.

One week only for two.

Completely without lies and deceptions.

- Oh, I missed you so much. - I missed you too.

- Tomorrow I'll put you in the closet. - Oh great.

- Your books lie on the bedside table. Thank you

(she laughs)

- What is it - Your pajamas.

- I have to get used to that. - I agree with a lot.

(sighs)

No no no I'm confused

It was a lot for me. You understand

What irritates you?

- What is allowed? - do not

- I have changed? - Oh please ...

You do not believe that. I live in virginie

- Did you leave Sandrine? - We do not half and half.

Fifty percent?

- Is that a joke? - No, I'm serious. Oh, Juliette.

Maybe it's worth the effort.

Hey, for our real food today. I brought zander fillets.

I had forgotten about that. That's impossible

That would not be good If I have an appointment

That's what you call a meal with your best friend?

If I had your father Shared with the lovers.

It's my life I am an adult

Your father will be amazed.

You want to become a new one, and he turns me around

Hello Hello

Hello my love Are you happy to see grandma?

- Yes, but you are ugly. - Oh no.

- we go - Slowly, children.

It used to be much better When dad was always at home

Sometimes parents have to separate,

but they are happy when they meet again

As with us. You are also happy to see me.

- Can Camille spend the night? Hello

- Hi, ma'am. - Hello, Jeanne.

- Can you stay that night? - Never during the week.

Your mother I would prefer to stab your father,

leave it as a lover.

Anyone can do what they want.

- Go Go. - Mm.

At least you could say hello to grandma.

- She is horrible. - She certainly did not recognize me.

That was good, one day only the two of us. He did well

Your father had a lot of issues.

That never bothered me.

I know that I am the only one he has ever loved

But it's different with you.

How is she - Blond.

Such beans without breasts. The opposite of me.

But she has something for that.

When she smiles his upper lip rises a little.

So innocent You probably liked that.

I like your hairstyle Pretty.

(fast music)

Oh I'm stupid I idiot

(happy music)

I'm here

You are there

Do not sleep with your wife.

No. Virginie.

I can not lift it.

That is normal Now that you no longer lie.

Yes, that's how it is.

(fast-paced classical music)

(The music stops, the mobile vibrates)

(The music starts again)

Just wanted to know If the kids ...

- Jean. - Uh, yes?

- What are you doing - what? Nothing

- I hear you talking in the bathroom. - Oh, where.

But. I said Ratzfatz and it's already Sunday.

(Toilet)

(Rustling)

Could you go around?

The paper is scratching the ceiling, That hurts my teeth.

Virginie, I can not find my white shirt.

I leave it here. Then I will be there next week.

If you still want

But of course I want to.

See you next monday

Yes ...

Well you are so far Back home, huh?

Should I buy your flowers?

That's what happens when you have a bad conscience. or falling in love.

- That does not apply to you. - I missed my wife.

- and children ... - Oh, family.

When we are in your clutches.

Hi. How are you darling, I am

How was your

I'm stupid I idiot

I idiot

Hi, it's me, how are you?

Hello It's Me How was your week

(uplifting jazz)

- What ... what are you doing? - I'm waiting.

My little button.

My little button. Oh

Mom. Papa is back

Oh hello

Forgotten that you come today

- I can go again. - Silly stuff.

Um ... anyway, hello.

Hm. Here.

Oh great

- It smells good here. What happens - Only spinach.

- Oh, mom's spinach. - yes

Something is different. New hairstyle?

Yes. I had it cut, on the tips.

But you're fine

- Your mom is beautiful, right? - yes

And how nice

Are you eating with us?

Uh, sure.

Then I will keep my things.

Pope - Yes darling

Do you have your cock? put on the woman?

No no How do you think of something like that?

Eat, it's getting cold.

Jeanne, how was it? at school last week?

- I can get up? - Clear the plate.

She was outrageous all week. Really horrible

Jeanne, Why were you so rude?

I'll be damn angry.

She is getting used to that.

It is a question two, three months maximum.

- Then she thinks it's normal. - yes

I thought that is more reasonable. You should feel good.

I wanted to tell you something. I never expected that from you.

When you are well I'm fine too

- Does it bother you when I'm still reading? - no, why should that bother me?

(Message tone)

(Message tone)

(Message tone)

(Message sound)

(playful music)

(Message sound)

- Teresa. - André?

Maybe you have a lover,

but if it does, Would you be a little more discreet, please?

It should be sandrine between 10 and send 11 empty messages in point.

I do not know why but you It's my daughter, so I will.

Do you have a new phone?

You got me Fallen in your pretty pajamas. "

If I "Waiting on Monday"?

Then "good week", but with A question mark: "Nice week?"

Imagine, I have it not even kissed. Not even that.

- Can you help me? - An empty message?

- I lost a kind of goal. - Virginie.

- Three points? - He is with his wife.

- yes - That's it ... You can find ...

- You know what I mean. - He does not sleep with her.

Everyone says that.

- Or "you slept well?" - (moans)

Not as an indication.

- "Did you sleep well?" - Oh dear, dear.

What would you write?

I would write, "Help me finally." And as an indication.

(The door falls in the lock)

- What are you doing - I prepare a meal for mom.

- You are funny Why

Then she is happy when it comes.

Well, now is the time to sleep. Let's go

Pope - Yes darling

Do you love me and Jeanne immediately?

But of course. Here. Therefore, sleep well.

SW.

Goodnight

(Male) Madame. Mrs.

- what? - We close.

- What time is it? - Two in the morning.

Perfect. That's great Ideal.

Thank you.

(The door falls in the lock)

Where have you been

- (laughs drunk) - where have you been?

Oh What a blood dog.

I was worried You understand

But what ... Oh, no.

- What's going on here? - You know what?

Nothing works here, nothing at all.

(she sighs pleasantly)

(she sighs and moans)

Ups.

I almost thought You would be really angry.

- (Jeanne) Not in the dream. - I do not want the woman.

- That's bad. - Do not say that about dad's girlfriend.

- It is a bit akward. - what?

There is time for me

It is important that you be the beloved. Known by your father.

- Say something. - Yes, yes, that's important.

(The key turns in the lock)

Why did not you ring the bell?

Uh ... I have a key.

- (Jean) I do not think it's funny. - Ask me first.

- He said it at the last moment. - One week.

- Then I drive again. - Not Mitgehangen, trapped.

- We can handle that. - Virginie.

Can you possibly change? Please.

We have noodles, right?

Oh perfect.

But no

Hi, thanks, Virginie.

- (Antoine says no) - it's okay

Is something wrong?

You know, she's vegetarian.

- They're just spaghetti. - Yes, but the Bolognese.

Do not we have a can of tuna?

You eat fish, honey.

Mom says You must not eat canned foods.

It only makes you sick.

Well, Sandrine is ...

I did not know that's a sofa bed

There she is fine. That's great, huh?

Please beautiful

If your brother dreams badly comfort him

- Jeanne. Jeanne! - what?

could you bring a little? I'm tired

Now you're stuck your cock in the woman?

Do not keep saying that, that stinks.

It's okay. Well then

I close the door completely.

It's only a week.

Oh no problem.

Tell ...

What was it with the previous attire?

- No, the children are next. - We can be calm.

- Oh yes, Jean! Oh, go ahead. Just so. - Stop. To be quiet

It's okay.

You can not It looks like a bitch

Men do not like to be so vulgar. Except your dad.

He does not need these tricks with him.

The stool and the skirt are enough for him. And he does not remember what his name is.

Here.

I take everything

Next, continue. Wait.

Come closer Wait. Now.

- Outside with the chest. Okay?

Keep your stomach tense.

Yes. Super. Do not move

- Smiles This is not your funeral. - So?

And for Do not move Well please, great, let's go now

- yes With the leaves. - It's ok right?

More more more. Exactly.

Look at me, take my chest. Fine then, fine.

- So? - Let you fall. Yes. Sexy.

- Cast? - Moment moment. Wait, I ...

- I'll do one more from here. - it's okay

Bite in the apple. That is good

That's fine Very attractive

I walk away ... Stay that way.

- move the head. Just so. Yes. - So?

You are very happy, very happy.

Fantastic. Fantastic. Stop, go on like this.

Great if Lean more. Bend over more.

Hm? AHA.

Mom, what is it? What is it

Mom.

- what ... - sorry

How about you

Your father does not have a word Lost on my new hairstyle.

Not even one. He does not give a damn.

Two minutes in love, Then unfaithful for life.

We're both out of luck, right? Are we developing again?

Do not tell him. Yes?

And that is father or brother. who loves the daughter or sister,

deep inside

and scrupulously check, what feeling ...

Uh yes

So that is a father or a brother. the deep feelings ...

a ... a ... a ...

I will scratch and caress your eggs. Point.

I devour your wand in my Point.

AHA.

I caress you the crack. Your sweet Poritze.

The correct measurement in the Greeks was ... (Message tone)

Of course it is important The measure, the arrogance ...

I have my hand in my panties, Script.

And I am with you in my thoughts. Point.

My wet pussy is shaking ...

between my thighs

Point.

Tomorrow together

Morning.

Today rhythm exercises. Let everyone get up, please.

(she clears her throat)

SW.

Pa, pa, pa ...

Dad dad ...

Dad dad ...

Pi, pa, pi, pa ...

I caress your breasts

Pa, po, pi, po. Poop ... (Message tone)

Ti, ta, ti, ta.

You, ta, you, ta, you, ta, you, ta.

And your ass.

A, a, a, a ... (Message tone)

(The door opens)

I have a position.

You, you, you, you ... (Message tone)

Ta, ta, ta, ta ...

Ta, ta, ta, ta ...

Would you like it

What?

Not tonight to sleep come to me?

Spaghetti With Vegetables.

- Exactly, thank you Virginie. - (children) Thank you, Virginie.

Well, it will.

- My mother always said ... - Oh shit.

- what? - I forgot it.

- what? - I forgot it completely.

- what? - Michel. We had an appointment to have dinner.

- Is that a joke? - No, that's not a joke.

Cumin. Michel. How could I ...

But Jean. Jean. Not today

What did your mother always say? Hm?

- man, man, man ... - Well, go then.

You mean

It's okay.

I promise ... I hurry.

And be nice to Virginie, okay? Yes?

- Jean? - Yes?

Goodbye

(Antoine groans) (The door falls in the lock)

(seductive music in the background)

Yes that's good Yes

Yes!

(complain) (rhythmic squeaks)

(Sandrine) Perfect. Perfect.

(playful music)

(Jean) Next, in, in.

How much time has passed?

Three weeks

- That we no longer had sex? - Oh no.

- Three years. - (she sighs)

Do we want to go again?

I would not be reluctant to that.

- are you awake? - Oh, so late.

You know how it is You speak ...

And talk and talk again and again.

- Actually, I like her. how? What?

Your children It is not easy for her and not for me

- I think you're wonderful. - real?

No, thank you honey, I'm done

"No thanks"? Why do you say "no thanks"?

Please do not be polite And do not call me "honey".

"No thanks".

It is also nice easy to sleep

And imagine the children come here ...

(The snore)

Mom!

- my love - mom

- my love - but ...

- Honey Honey. - It's okay It's fine

- Mmh ... - Ugh!

It's okay I'm happy

I never again to the woman's house.

You poor have you been so unhappy?

Push me hard, honey.

You know

Papi will be back soon Home, for ever and ever.

Yes, really

But of course. Really.

That's a secret

You can not tell anyone Otherwise it will not come true. Yes?

Nobody or nobody nobody or nobody if

(Message tone)

"Surprise pajama party. Do not tell Jean anything. "

slumber party.

How stubborn can you be? - I could meet real people.

- I would not have expected it. - I think it's great.

I was twelve years old with something like that. And there were all naked in the end.

Oh, come on, Virginie. I feel like dancing

Hi.

(casual salsa music run in the background)

Good afternoon

- N'Abend. Hello

Hello - N'Abend.

- good afternoon Hello

- I'm glad. Hello

- good afternoon - good afternoon

Good afternoon

Without the other woman I would. Something missing on the day of our wedding.

Huhu! Hi.

Oh

Did not you receive the message?

I changed the motto. I thought that was a bit silly.

- do not - Oh I'm sorry.

Oh No, she was not sent.

Oh do not worry. Hi Jean

- All the best. - Do not be like that.

Sweet, both. Do not do that As if they did not know each other.

- Michel. I work with Jean. - Felix. Virginie's best friend.

I was the alibi. Alibi, excuses, pseudofoods.

In the past, everything is different now. He is such a dog.

- How do you do that? - Let's go. Let's go.

- Jean. Jean. - What happens?

Come here

Rest, please. Rest, please.

Rest, please. Oh oh (Comments)

First of all, thank you.

Thank you all you came so many

Like every year on our wedding day. To celebrate properly with us.

(Encourage)

After these 15 years life in common

with its ups and downs,

Jean and I want to be solemn today get someone in our life

And that's what you mean, lover of jeans.

Who was so kind to come and take a leap.

Virginie, you judge briefly the word to our friends?

Good afternoon

Oh Oh ...

Well, Jean, do you want to say something too?

No, Jean does not say anything. Jean does not say anything.

Jean, say something.

(The guests are confused)

I think that I have a fantastic wife

(approving calls)

Because monogamy It just is not realistic.

I always say that.

(rhythmic dance music) (The guests laugh)

This is my pajamas.

For your 15 years.

- Y? I can now? - yes

- You were beautiful, honey. - Mach, I'm ready.

I'm already there

(Song: "It's not unusual" by Tom Jones)

Oh yeah

On all your wedding days bring this dance

(electrocheat tapping)

There you are I've been looking for you everywhere.

- Are you enjoying? - Total.

We will do it again. That wild Again as in the beginning.

Nice that can be of help.

I must see my husband Shit while I take care of the children?

- That's how it turned out, right? - Yes of course.

While I do not It was good with mom.

A week ago, when the children were with you. he was having sex with me

So it's not that funny, huh?

You are really a bitch.

- Depending on your point of view. - From any point of view.

You are really a bitch.

Who was cheated? Me, of course.

I'm his wife I have the exclusive right of him.

So, snipe: you need nobody here go home

You can do it Or should I accompany you?

Touch something slow. Do something slow, do you hear?

- Slowly. - it's okay

I'm looking for Virginie. You know where she is

She feels bad and I should go And you too

- That's not good. - I'm not a good woman.

Oh, I can not anymore.

(romantic pop song)

Come, I want to dance.

Then I sacrifice myself.

(she sighs softly)

(The music enters silently)

A piece of cake?

Why not

Oh, this dance. Dancing is a completely different world.

- Beautiful thighs, huh? - As please

I have the impression They look at my thighs.

How do you get to this? I do not care about men.

Sorry. Sometimes one can be wrong.

I teach art history.

And that?

We hope our guests leave soon.

I think we still have some plans.

(dance pop music)

(admiring exclamations)

slumber party? I sleep in it

Can you lend it to me? I'm not jealous

(Father) You have to kiss.

(Everyone) You have to kiss.

(Encourage)

I'm proud of you She is a bookseller, is not it?

- You want to read. - Shut up dad.

- What did I say? - What stupidity, as always.

But ...

I think I laughed enough for tonight.

do what you want I do not have to support that.

- Idiot, then go. - Are you talking to me?

I thought while showering. What do you think about the movement?

Take two apartments in the same house? That would be great.

But that does not rush.

By the end of the year, At the beginning of the school year.

Montmartre, Panthéon, this is a huge stretch

I drive then, honey. Oh, your breasts, your breasts.

(happy music)

To be honest, at the beginning. I only half believed in it.

- Good morning, Jean. - It develops.

- In a nice way. - morning

How many couples are there mangle for infidelities.

Yes good morning

I think I like it slowly

Why are you so quiet? Say something

Jean is satisfied, and everything is fine.

- It's about time you're looking for one. - Au. That hurts, idiot.

Out of the way

Hello?

Are you sleeping

Oh, she is sleeping. It's me

(groans)

Sorry

Thank you for the flowers.

- It almost does not bleed. - watch out

Oh I'm sorry. Sorry

Oh. Caution.

Oh shit No. That sticks badly.

(shouts) Careful.

You have to stay still.

Then now.

Sorry Sorry

- So better? - (moans pleasantly)

Aha. Apparently something is moving.

Oh yes Ah, Jean.

- Oh, Jean. Jean! - Virginie.

I have never been so happy.

This is how I feel. As always you satisfy me.

See you tonight

(Message tone)

(Virginie) Jean. (Groan)

(Sandrine) My week.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Oh, yes.

- Ah, Jean. Yes Yes Yes - Virginie.

Virginie!

He had left her and you Serve it on the silver tray.

- Now he will not leave her anymore. - Turn that off.

Only once, honey.

(Jean in the video) Virginie!

Who plays badly, eats his bow.

- It is understood? - (All) Yes, ma'am.

- It is understood? - Yes ma'am!

One two Three ...

(Classical music in a bad mood)

It's me

Au, au. Careful, careful

(The alarm sounds)

(melancholy song set in)

- Oh no - Oh yeah

Oh no, enough. No, no, enough.

(moaning) Oh no ... Oh.

(The alarm sounds)

Oh no

But. Let me do it.

Love you very much (groans)

For

Oh no, enough.

You have to lock yourself up.

(The song continues)

It's me

(moaning) Oh no, no, no. Oh no

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

(The alarm sounds) (moaning) Oh no.

(The snore)

Jean. Jean.

- Yes? - Give her a kiss for me.

- Hm? - Sandrine. Give him a kiss of mine.

Oh yes yes

Oh no, no

Oh yeah

- (she purrs) - Have mercy, honey. I've finished

(he snorts)

- Are they from your mother? - yes

- Where are the children? - With my parents.

Oh, damn it. I was so anxious to do it.

What do you all have? Is not it even a week without sex?

- In the old days you were allowed to sleep. - Now listen carefully.

Take off your pants and bring it to me. Until I forget who I am!

Man, look at me. Look at me, who are you blowing up?

Who are you blowing up? Hey? Hey?

- I'm going to crash you. - What do you mean? Who I am

Who I am Come on, what's my name?

How is my name? I gave my name

- My first name, go. - Sandrine.

(melancholic music)

6 pm Tonight, okay?

- 18 hours? - tonight

- What day is today? - Friday.

Cumin. What time

At what time 17:30 hours. Why?

(sighs)

You can make me take the arm?

(The door opens)

I'm coming, honey. I'm coming, honey.

- So, Je ... Jean. - oh dad

I'm not upset anymore to this family

Uh ... I bring the children, as agreed.

That's what Sandrine wanted.

- I can take it longer too. - Oh no.

I missed her very much.

(Announcement) Please open box five.

- Can we get a dog? - Au.

- I can try? - do not!

I cooked that for you. There is alcohol, not for him.

You ... vegetarian

- Be kinder to her. - Hm.

All good

If you can go

I have a little stomach pain.

- You do not want to leave me. Ah

A severe gastrointestinal flu or food poisoning.

It takes about five days.

Treasure. I need a bucket

- What did he eat? - He was with his wife. I do not know

(Suffocation, splashing) Too late

- goodbye - Thank you Doctor.

(Jean moans)

She uses it. It could be bad

Bacteria could infect your blood, to the heart or the brain.

- Do not exaggerate. - Who do you have?

- A beast so miserable. - where is this jean

- What does he think? - Nothing, he has a fever of 40.

- Can I be honest? - do not

That does not work. I knew it

- Because you know exactly what ... - Virginie.

(she moans) Oh, my Virginie.

(The door opens)

Oh thank you honey, that's fine

- Do you mind something? - what?

- Three weeks in a row with me. - yes yes No, no, no.

Do not worry about it or are you happy?

(Virginie) Hmm? (groans)

Tell your wife

I'm hungry

Will you bring me a plate?

With taramas. And what to drink.

- Hello, Sandrine. - Fin, fag. Jean is crazy

(Rumbling)

This is my week.

(Muttering, isolated laugh)

I have to help Virginie.

Why should I tear my ass?

I do not have to divide my day what do you have ...

Otherwise we have The summer holidays in December.

- I'm giving a lecture. - I have prepared everything.

I have bought Everything you like.

- It's OK now. - Keep your eyes open.

Take care, Jean.

Today is Tuesday

You took an additional day.

Tonight I'll wait for you at 6:00.

Move your quick ass home.

(Whispers and whistles)

- Do not you want to snack on something? - No way.

Your week ... My God, it is the demanding one.

And only for a few days.

(she moans in pain)

(Cell phone buzzing)

- Yes? - (Jeanne) Can I talk to dad?

- Mom did not come home. - He can not. He calls again.

- No no. - I ruined it, Gerard.

- I broke my marriage. - It is not like this?

- That will not work anymore. - It's over again.

How was your name still the same?

- What is your name - Gerard. I already said that.

- Gérard, Gérard, Gérard. - Exactly.

- Pu, pu, pu ... That's mine. - Oh, là, là.

I ruined it, Gerard. Everything totally messy.

- I broke my marriage. - do not

- I broke everything. - That ended.

Listen I raise my glass About marriage without mistakes.

(Encourage) Yes yes About marriage without mistakes.

(touching piano music)

Oh That is good

So soft (she laughs)

Oh

Hey

Hepp, hub, bub, bub.

(she whistles)

(yells) Jean!

Jean!

Jean ...

Jean ...

I'll have it soon. (she moans)

(she whistles)

(jazz fast music)

Do not bathe me naked, I loved that.

Yes, yes, keep calm.

(Handyvibriert)

- You, I hear something vibrate there. - Hm?

- do not - yes

- Clearly I hear something that vibrates. - I do not hear anything.

(Handyvibriert)

- Yes? - (man) Good afternoon.

- Police station, district 6. - Yes?

- Where do you want to go? - Sandrine was picked drunk.

- I thought it was the children. - Then she just drank.

He danced in the Plaza San Sulpicio.

- I prefer to drive alone. - do not

You can not do it drive with the scooter.

I think I'm dreaming.

Where are your sleeping pills?

- Not if she drank. - I can not anymore.

- Oh, Jean. You love Me - But I love you.

- Why do you say "but"? - Well, because I'm tired.

Do not leave children alone, when you leave Damn it!

I did not leave. Was not at home

Hold me tight Oh, my Jean.

Oh, my Jean. Oh, my Jean.

My love He is my love

He is my star eye. He is my love He is my love

- I can not anymore. - my love

He is my love He is my love My love

The blood that flows through my veins

He is the father of my son ...

- Why did not you call me? - I have

She said you're busy.

(Sandrine) Oh, my Jean ...

Vir ...

Oh, my Jean ...

Do not you stay?

Oh, my Jean.

Not because if Stay at Virginie's.

But I will come tomorrow. I arrive early, with croissants.

- but ... - And I'll take you to school.

(moaning) Oh, my jean ...

When my children call, You give me

Because you do not say Do you have sex with her again?

- Has the lie become normal for you? - She is my wife.

That I am

The bitch has threaded everything.

She manipulates you, us. From the beginning.

You sleep here

This is my week!

- If you give up ... - It's your week. Shit!

(Sandrine sings) Your stupid games are annoying.

- Would you repeat that? - Stupid games.

The games with your wife you owe me

It is wonderful in bed. Better than ever.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

You do not have that foot You are not missing anything.

- (complain) - But that's enough.

For sexual strike now. That is all

- Ho Ho Ho. Fear. - Exactly.

- I'm scared. - Very well. Exactly, that is all.

- The picket is a complete post. - It's enough.

- You stay there better. - what?

- yes - What do I have about that?

You believe I like without a permanent home?

What do I pack my things on Monday?

- The whole house is laughing. - Shared custody only.

- That's why I do not want a divorce. - Because?

- Yes, that's why. - Already knew.

- I want to save the children. - You did not resist.

- Did he have a choice? - That's right.

- You gave me the option? Or you - I only thought of one.

- I did not want to lose you. - You're just an adventure.

- Jean. Come with me - You bother me.

- Go back up. - He says you're bothering him.

- He said you're bothering him. - He meant that.

- Goes up. - You're bothering him.

What's happening? You have something

is that - I have perforations in my heart.

- Get in the car. Immediately. - What is it?

- Enters. - What do you have at the same time?

- I have that piercing in my heart. - What is it ...

- Let me. - He has something in mind.

Yes I know

Jean? Jean.

Where do you want to go?

- Where do you want to go? - (Virginie) Jean?

- Jean. - Jean?

- Jean! Jean.

(both) Jean!

You hurt me

If you hurt me

It's fine.

You are allowed to sleep with me today.

That's how it fits, huh? This is how it fits.

(Doorbell)

Do you know who it is?

Back back

(Doorbell)

Hello - It's me.

Please who - Jean.

Jean. Sure Give me two minutes

(fast music)

- (doorbell) - Yes I'll be right on.

No, shit. (Doorbell)

Let's go

(he breathes heavily)

Can you take me a while? I have to think

OK, come in.

I already asked when you show up

But he took.

Poor guy

- Do you have a favorite page? - No, I do not have.

But I prefer to the right.

Michel. Do not do it, okay?

Oh, you ruin it.

If I were still married, You must not explode.

You know why Because it would have bothered Geraldine.

Oh, these women.

I do not have a pulse

I do not feel a pulse.

- But you clearly have a pulse. - Yes?

(exhales with relief)

(TV) good morning with Pierre Laroche.

Good morning. My guest today is Jean Quipanasse.

You are a landscaping gardener.

Even as a child who helped Your mother likes the garden.

I was close that you're also a professional ...

- What are you doing - I love you, Jean. I love you

- But I'm your colleague. - I'll do something different.

- We work at the same university. - I let myself move.

Excuse me Jean.

I'm sorry, I did not want that.

- You are gay? - No I dont think so.

I was always attracted to you.

When I was still sleeping with Geraldine, I thought about you

Two, three times I called your name

That has disturbed her. So she wanted to divorce.

- I'll go then. - No, stay calm here.

- I will not start again. - No, I drive.

Where I do not know But I drive now.

That would be with us anyway never become something

You too are ...

Straight

(Sandrine) Mondays I have The majority of the courses. It's getting late.

- (Virginie) What's best for you? - Well, on Wednesday.

- with pleasure - For Jean, nothing would change.

Do not.

Oh Good morning, honey. - Good morning dear.

We are talking about you right now.

It would also be for you if we were Do from Wednesday to Wednesday?

So I know, how do we continue

It was your week but he was with me

Are you saving it? I'm ready

- You still have the railing. - It's much better.

It just hurts.

- (Sandrine) Jean? - (Virginie) Jean?

(both) Jean.

- (Virginie) looks surprised. - Surprised? Do not.

- Hm? - How should I do that?

You take a chair and ... (Door is closing)

- That was dad. - dad dad.

Look how beautiful is the Christmas tree

- Good, really? And big - Looks great.

Honey, would you prefer a turkey or a capon

- Whatever you want. - (Jeanne) None.

Straight. Then there are oysters or salmon.

(Antoine) I do not like oysters. I want salmon

- (Student) Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas

- Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas

- Merry Christmas to the stand. - That's enough.

- See you next year. - It's enough.

I thought Finally I have to confess.

As a gay man You do not have to be ashamed, right?

- what? - Be honest. Tell me, if it bothers me.

- Do you still feel sick? - Not at all.

Now I'm at a dating site. Guess who chose me.

Felix

I'm in your shopping cart.

Or in your shopping cart, like when you buy online.

Very sweaty hands Tonight he comes to me.

I can finally fuck. I can fuck

We will do it together.

Oh man, oh man.

I'm very happy

- Oh, Felix. Is for you - (laughs)

He's so cute (Message tone)

Do you have a look?

Man teaches art history. And I've never been to Venice.

- One direction. Rue d'Hauteville. - what?

An appointment At 6 pm

"Venezia"

Meeting for three, 6 pm.

I found something great for you.

For Jean, a sweater, as always, he uses it on his elbow.

- Did you reach it? - It's just the mailbox ran. Funny.

- Funny, yes. - There are certainly two apartments.

- What code? - Three, eight, four, two.

I do not want to be too hasty but I often get sick in the morning.

- Hm? - My breasts are bigger?

Really

Here.

A little Yes, maybe a little.

- That would be great. - yes

Hi. Enters

Sit down

Sit down

- A bit of wine? - No, not for me.

Why are we here?

What are you doing

The weather was wonderful.

Wonderful.

I take the children every two weeks.

But what are you talking about?

Are you leaving us? Seriously?

- You can not leave us. - You have disappointed us all.

- In Christmas. - I am not going to leave you.

But the situation. I do not want to be a half man anymore.

- You have other? - I want to be alone.

- single? - just alone. Single. Single. Single.

- Oh, I have a cramp again. - (Sandrine snorts)

- (moans) - You've played this before.

No, I do not play. I do not play ...

Hello Doctor Yes. He does not feel so good.

(panting) I see blurred.

I see everything blurred. (Rumbling)

(The crickets sing loudly)

It's me I do not know where I am. I drove over a bridge.

Yes, on my right there is an olive grove. Opposite vineyards.

What should I do? Where do I have to go?

AHA.

If it is okay

Well, then, see you soon.

(Sandrine) Oh ...

Oh, you've grown so tall.

(Children) Can I hold them? Can I hold her?

Immediately. But careful Care.

- You have to support your head. - Support the head.

Jeanne, this is your sister. Is not she cute?

- Tada. - wow

The hook. The only advantage of Paris in July.

All good

(soft and sad music)

(Sandrine cries)

Your daughter

One month old Her name is Juliette.

We agreed, when you were in the hospital

This is your dad Give dad a kiss.

(stutters)

Jeanne ... Ma ...

- Yes Yes. - (Virginie) Yes.

Do you take shorts? We went for a walk with dad.

Please be careful, honey.

- It's possible? - watch out

Um, I ... oh ...

- get up? You want to get up, right? - Will ... get up ...

Careful.

- Do you want your hat? - do not

- He does not want to put it on. - do not

Will also ...

- swimming pool - (Virginie) He wants to go to the pool.

- (Sandrine) Yes, pool. - Clear.

The doctors have confidence.

Next Christmas You understand perfectly.

Oh, that sounds wonderful.

(they sing and laugh)

- That is good. - Felix and Michel helped me.

This works well with Felix and Michel.

- (Jean) Yes. - As seen.

- (indistinctly) Do not have to be alone ...? How nice

While We're swimming? You want to do

Jean. We swam a round.

(indistinctly) Does that, yes.

(Women sigh well)

Can I ask you a favor? Have you taken the week since the beginning of school?

After that it took two weeks. The beginning of school becomes hectic.

- If that helps you. - for sure?

- In any case. - cool

He has become thinner, right?

Yes.

- He is to bite. - Sweet fall in love with.

- (babbles) - Jean?

All good

You need something? Need help?

(groans)

Uh ...

Hey?

It's something stirring again, or am I turning?

Oh great

(The women laugh)

Looks As if the store were open again.

I also believe it.

July in Lubéron ...

There are worse holidays, right?

- (both) Are you okay? - (stuttering) Yes, yes ... Yes.

Jean. One is called yes.

Twice it means no. If you shrug three times, it confuses you.

(he buzzes)

(light jazz)

(loudest buzzing)

(moaning) I'm stupid.

Oh

(regular beep)

I idiot

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