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Welcome to Gazzers. Come in.

Find out the question of the day.

God I hate the rain!

Messes up my fabric.

This place is cute.

This place looks expensive.

Oh come on, let's live a little.

Jesus, do you see that?

Oh my god! It's an android waiter!

I meant the menu prices.

Oh whatever, it's not like they have anything like this back home.

Yeah,

that's a good point, we should get back to the hotel,

pack up, our airplane leaves soon.

Our airplane leaves in 6 hours, relax.

Can we please just do something that was not in your itinerary?

Welcome to Gazzers. Come in.

And find out the question of the day.

Look at this place.

Look at these people.

Looks fun to me.

Chill. We're in public, come on.

Lighten up!

This place has great reviews online.

I thought we just stumbled in here by chance.

Here you go! Welcome to Gazzers.

My name is Toto, your hostess.

Would you like to hear our specials?

Actually we're in the middle of a conversation.

If you don't mind just giving us a moment?

What's the topic? Maybe it will help with the order.

It's a private conversation.

Do you have another question? Yes.

What's your greatest fantasy? Excuse me?

Question of the day.

Question of the day! Look at that!

What kind of establishment is this?

Come on. Megan, let's go.

Mile high club.

What?

That's my greatest fantasy. The mile high club.

Megan, seriously? And you?

Well, I don't see how it's relevant.

Steven's uptight.

He used to be a lot of fun,

and now it's like he's got our whole lives mapped out.

Well, someone has to make sure the trains run on time.

We're not trains, Steven!

We're a young married couple with our whole lives ahead of us.

Ever since our honeymoon,

it's like he's transformed into a totally different person.

He's like an uptight robot.

No offense.

I'm not a robot!

How's your sex life?

Excuse me, it's just fine.

Yeah, except he hardly touches me anymore.

It used to be twice a day,

once a week, every other month. And now I'm lucky if I get it

on my birthday.

Okay wait, wait. That's not true. That's not true.

We've been on vacation for two weeks and...

he hasn't even laid a finger on me.

It's... difficult.

Okay,

two chef's special it is.

I beg your pardon? Come! Follow me upstairs.

Wait, what?

Be back in a flash!

What is the meaning of all this? Of what?

This place. You arranged it... to what? Work on our issues or something?

I tried to talk to you but you're too closed off.

No, I'm not.

I'm just done talking about this.

Exactly!

Dinner is served.

What exactly is this?

Chef's special. Go ahead.

Dig in.

Careful Megan. It looks very dangerous.

What exactly does this do?

Why don't you try it...

and see?

No, thank you.

We're okay.

Actually,

I want to try it.

Jesus, Megan. You don't even know what it is.

Come on, let's go?

Just push the red button when ready.

So?

I don't feel anything.

Wait...

I think...

Megan?

Megan. What have you done to my wife?

I promised fireworks. Megan?

Megan.

See?

You're okay?

Here you go!

Try it.

I certainly will not.

If you don't try it I swear to God I will walk out the door and never speak to you again.

I'll let you two work this one out.

Goodbye, Steven. Wait.

Wait.

Okay I'll try it.

But, not in here.

I'm not going to make such a spectacle out of myself.

I'll try it at the bathroom.

Nice try, but this thing's a fraud.

We're outta here.

Enjoy the rest of your meal.

Are you okay?

Fantasy.

Naked... What?

The question of the day.

My greatest fantasy.

We're running through the rain naked.

Really?

Right now?

Like right now.

Okay.

Can we get these to go?

Yeah.

Let's get the fuck outta here.

Not again.

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