Original subtitles

"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"

"HERE IN DUCKBURG"

"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"

"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"

"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"

"OR REWRITE HISTORY"

"DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"D-D-D-DANGER"

"WATCH BEHIND YOU"

"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"

"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"NOT PONYTAILS"

"OR COTTONTAILS"

"NO, DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

GO RIGHT, LOUIE!

TACKLE HIM!

BRING HER HERE, DEWEY!

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

[CRASH]

OH, BOY, DID I GET IT.

WHY DON'T YOU PLAY SOMETHING CIVIL LIKE JACKS?

ICK! JACKS IS FOR WIMPS.

YOUR UNCLE'S RETURNING SOON FROM HIS CHECKUP.

YOU KNOW HE DISAPPROVES OF ROUGHHOUSING.

WE'LL STOP.

TURN HER AGAIN, DEWEY!

UHH!

AAH!

[GASPS]

[GASP] [GASP] [GASP]

LOOKS LIKE WE BROKE MORE THAN OUR PROMISE.

UNCLE SCROOGE WILL BREAK US

INTO 1,000 PIECES WHEN HE FINDS OUT.

WELL, WHO SAYS HE HAS TO?

ARE YOU THINKING THE SAME THING?

MAYBE. ARE YOU THINKING SOMETHING SNEAKY?

YEP. HA HA.

SOMETIMES WE'RE SO ALIKE IT'S SCARY.

LET'S GO.

CAN YOU FIX A CLOCK, DR. CLOCKENSPIEL?

CAN YOU?

NO WAY. TOO FAR GONE.

YOU GOT TO FIX IT.

PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?

SURELY THE OLD TICKER HAS SOME TIME LEFT.

SORRY, BOYS, BUT THE ANSWER IS NO.

OK. WE'D TRIED BEING NICE,

NOW LET'S TRY PLAN B.

GOTCHA.

AAH!

WHAAH!

AAH!

WHAAH! AAH! AAH!

OK, OK. I'LL FIX IT.

AAH! - AAH! - AAH!

GREAT.

THANKS.

SEE YOU LATER, DR. CLOCKENSPIEL.

HA HA!

LOOK AT THAT.

THIS NEW MAGNETIZED TIP LETS ME PICK UP

ANY COIN OFF THE STREET.

THE THRILLS NEVER STOP, DO THEY, SIR?

PERHAPS NOW YOU CAN AFFORD A REAL DOCTOR,

INSTEAD OF VISITING THE FREE CLINIC.

NONSENSE.

A PENNY SCROUNGED IS A PENNY EARNED.

[RING]

[RING]

McDUCK RESIDENCE.

OH, ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

IT'S DR. SOMETHING-OR-OTHER.

HI, DOCTOR. WHAT ARE THE RESULTS?

THE FACE AND HANDS ARE FINE,

BUT THE TICKER IS BEYOND REPAIR.

UHH! ARE YOU SURE?

IT MAY WORK ANOTHER FEW DAYS,

BUT THIS OLD TICKER'S TIME HAS RUN OUT.

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?

YOU COULD SELL THE SPARE PARTS.

I'M A GONER.

AHH. CUT OFF IN MY FINANCIAL PRIME.

I SHOULD HAVE TRIED BEING PHYSICALLY FIT,

INSTEAD OF FISCALLY FIT.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I'M TOO RICH TO DIE.

HERE HE COMES.

QUICK. HIDE WHERE THE CLOCK WAS.

[WHISTLING]

HI, UNCLE SCROOGE.

HOW'S OUR FAVORITE UNCLE?

DO NOT ASK.

JUST RUN ALONG AND BUY AN ICE CREAM.

AHH! A DOLLAR!

HERE. BUY SEVERAL.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG, DON'T YOU?

AYE... SO, LIVE IT UP.

BUY THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE.

PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF WEBIGAIL.

OH! - YEAH!

SURE THING.

ANYTHING YOU SAY, UNCLE SCROOGE.

WE REALLY SHOULD TELL UNCLE SCROOGE

ABOUT THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK.

HUEY'S RIGHT. IT'S THE WOODCHUCK THING TO DO.

OK, THEN LET'S VOTE.

ALL IN FAVOR OF TELLING, RAISE YOUR HAND.

[WHISTLING]

SO MUCH FOR DEMOCRACY.

LET'S GO!

HOW ABOUT LUNCH, MRS. BEAKLEY?

NO, THANKS. I'VE ALREADY EATEN.

NO. FOR ME.

YOU? YOU ALWAYS SAID LUNCH IS FOR WIMPS.

AYE, BUT I'VE HAD AN ATTACK...

UHH... CHANGE OF HEART.

MMM. HAVE I EVER SAID YOU'RE A GOOD COOK?

UHH, NOT EXACTLY.

YOU SAID THE WAY I LOOK,

I MUST ENJOY COOKING.

WELL, YOU DESERVE A RAISE.

REALLY?

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY?

NO. EFFECTIVE TWO DAYS FROM NOW.

IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL.

TO THE MONEY BIN, SIR?

AYE.

ONE LAST VISIT.

AFTER YOU DROP ME OFF,

TAKE THE DAY OFF.

YOU CLAIM DAYS OFF ARE FOR WIMPS.

WELL, YOU'VE MY PERMISSION TO WIMP OUT.

OH, THANK YOU, SIR.

HOW WIMPATHETIC OF YOU.

McDUCK ENTERPRISES.

FENTON CRACKSHELL SPEAKING.

HE'S NOT HERE. CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?

THIS IS NURSE HATCHET AT THE FREE CLINIC.

MR. McDUCK'S TEST RESULTS ARE IN.

HE'S IN FINE HEALTH,

EXCEPT FOR A CORN ON HIS FOOT.

IF HE DEVELOPED A CAULIFLOWER EAR,

HE'LL REALLY BE A VEGETABLE, HUH?

HELLO? HELLO?

[GROANING]

AH, THERE YOU ARE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

I'M DECIDING WHAT TO DO WITH MY FORTUNE

SHOULD SOMETHING HAPPEN TO ME.

I'D LIKE TO LEAVE IT TO MY NEPHEWS,

BUT IT'S AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY.

MY MA FEELS THE SAME WAY

ABOUT LEAVING ME HER TRAILER.

HOW CAN I KEEP THIS AWAY FROM THE BEAGLE BOYS?

I KNOW HOW!

THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER HALF-BAKED IDEA.

NO. IT'S A BANANA BRAN FLAKES

BUSINESS BROCHURE BEST BET.

COMPUTER BANKING.

HOW WILL THAT HELP?

PUT THIS MONEY IN BANKS,

THEN MOVE YOUR MONEY BY COMPUTER.

THAT WAY IT'S SAFE FROM THE BEAGLE BOYS.

WHAT'S MY OTHER ALTERNATIVE?

A VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY BIG MATTRESS.

OK, I'LL TRY IT. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.

I WANT TO TAKE ONE LAST MONEY SWIM.

IS THAT THE LAST TRUCKLOAD?

IT BETTER BE. THERE'S NOT ANOTHER TRUCK AROUND.

I HOPE I DID THE RIGHT THING.

YOU DID. LET'S GO TO THE MANSION.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW THE COMPUTER WORKS.

SAY YOU WANT TO INVEST EVERYTHING IN STOCKS.

YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON AND VOILA.

OR YOU CAN PUT EVERYTHING

IN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT LIKE THIS.

OR YOU CAN PUT EVERYTHING

IN A CHECKING ACCOUNT AND...

OY!

WHAT HAPPENED?

[GULP] HAPPENED?

HAPPENED?

SAY, NICE GAME THOSE DUCKBURG DODGERS

HAD LAST NIGHT, HUH?

FENTON, WHAT'S WRONG?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG?

YOU'RE SWEATING MORE THAN MRS. BEAKLEY AT A DISCO.

IT SEEMS THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE COMPUTER.

WHAT KIND?

THE KIND THAT CONSUMES LOTS OF MONEY.

GET IT BACK!

I CAN'T, SIR.

IT'S GONE!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT WAS JUST HERE.

THAT'S HOW COMPUTERS ARE.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENING

WAS A CHANCE IN A BILLION,

WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU HAVE NOW.

I'VE WORKED ALL ME LIFE FOR THAT MONEY.

I WON'T DIE A PAUPER!

OH! ME FOOT.

CAREFUL. SETTLE DOWN.

YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

NEVER SAY THAT TO ME.

I WON'T LOSE ME FORTUNE

AND LEAVE MY NEPHEWS PENNILESS...

NO MATTER HOW SICK I AM.

GEE!

OVERREACTING TO A CORN, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

CAN YOU HELP ME GET BACK ME MONEY?

IF YOU CAN'T GET IT OUT,

MAYBE YOU CAN GO IN AFTER IT.

GO INTO A COMPUTER?

HAVE YOU FLIPPED YOUR FLOPPY DISK?

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,

I'LL TRANSFORM YOU TO AN ELECTRONIC IMPULSE,

THEN TO A FLOPPY DISK AND INTO THE COMPUTER.

FINE. LET'S DO IT.

I SHOULD WARN YOU. THIS COULD BE RISKY.

YOU MIGHT NOT RETURN.

I WANT TO GO, TOO.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. IT'S TOO RISKY.

THIS IS MY FAULT.

I HAVE TO HELP.

I SAID NO.

BUT MR. McDUCK!

NO.

YOU GOT TO LET ME.

NO!

ALL RIGHT. TIME TO DO WHAT THE NEPHEWS DO.

PLAN B.

WHAAH!

WHAAH! I WANT TO GO! I WANT TO GO!

ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN GO.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE... LITERALLY.

ONCE WE'RE INSIDE THE COMPUTER,

WHERE WILL THE MONEY BE?

I'D HEAD FOR THE BAD SECTOR.

THAT'S WHERE GLITCHES HIDE.

THANKS, GYRO. READY, FENTON?

READY, WILLING, AND COMPUTER COMPATIBLE.

AAH! - AAH!

I'M ON A TOP-SECRET PROJECT.

OH, DEAR. CAN I HELP?

DON'T LET ANYONE NEAR MR. McDUCK'S COMPUTER

UNTIL I'M FINISHED.

OH, I'LL DO MY BEST.

ONE SMALL DISK FOR A COMPUTER,

ONE GIANT STEP FOR DUCK-KIND.

WHOA! - WHOA!

THE GLITCH IS PROBABLY IN A BAD SECTOR.

WHERE WOULD THAT BE?

THAT LOOKS LIKE A BAD SECTOR.

HOLD ON TO YOUR SOFTWARE.

REVERSE WORKS OK.

THIS IS ONE SCARY NEIGHBORHOOD.

IT REMINDS ME OF HOME.

WHAT'S THAT? MONEY!

THIS MUST BE MINE.

YIKES!

THERE'S A MAJOR SOMETHING OUT THERE, MR. McDUCK.

HEY! WHERE'D IT GO?

STOP FOOLING AROUND, FENTON.

[BURP]

AAH! WHAT'S THAT?

THE GLITCH THAT ATE MY MONEY.

THAT'S A MOBY GLITCH.

AFTER IT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO TEST REVERSE GEAR AGAIN?

NO. GO.

SITTING BEFORE A SCREEN MAKES ME HUNGRY.

I WONDER WHAT'S TO EAT AROUND HERE.

GUYS, LET'S PLAY A COMPUTER GAME.

WHICH ONE?

HOW ABOUT QUACKMAN?

GREAT.

UHH!

WHO CHANGED THE SCENERY?

HEY, LOOK!

WHAT ARE SCROOGE AND FENTON DOING IN THERE?

BEATS ME, BUT THE GOBBLER'S ABOUT TO EAT THEM.

MAKE THEM RUN. QUICK!

UH-OH!

I FEEL A MEGA-BYTE COMING ON!

MOVE YOUR TAIL FEATHERS.

LOUIE, YOU'RE SENDING THEM INTO THE ZAPPING ZONE!

YIKES! HOW DID YOU TALK ME INTO THIS?

THANKS FOR THE BROCCOLI SANDWICH, MRS. BEAKLEY.

BOYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, UNCLE SCROOGE ALWAYS LETS US

PLAY COMPUTER GAMES.

NOT WHEN HE'S IN IT.

YOU MEAN THAT REALLY IS THEM?

IN THE FLESH...

UH, THE DIGITAL... WHATEVER.

YOU GOT TO SAVE THEM, GYRO,

BEFORE THEY'RE GOBBLED UP.

IT'S TOO LATE. THEY'RE TRAPPED.

HELP! - HELP!

HOW DO YOU STOP THIS PROGRAM?

YOU CAN'T UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER.

OH, YES, YOU CAN.

THE WAY I GET OUT WHEN I'M LOSING.

NO, LOUIE, DON'T!

NOT THE PLUG!

OH, NO! YOU'VE LOST THE PROGRAM.

THEY'RE GONE.

I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MANY SPARKS

SINCE MAMA'S CURLERS SHORTED.

SPEAKING OF SHORT CIRCUITS,

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE DISK DRIVE?

IT'S A WRECK.

UHH!

WHOA!

I'LL PUT IT IN SECOND GEAR.

SECOND SEEMED LOOSE. BETTER TRY THIRD.

THERE SHE BLOWS!

CAN WE GO IN THERE WITH THEM?

CAN WE, GYRO?

YEAH. CAN WE?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

THE MONITOR'S BLACK.

I THINK I FOUND THEM.

THEY'RE LEAVING THE SYSTEM.

WHERE TO?

IT LOOKS LIKE - THEY'RE TRYING TO REACH OUT

AND TOUCH SOMEONE THROUGH THE TELEPHONE SYSTEM.

LOOK OUT FOR THAT FORK IN THE ROAD.

WHOOPS! SECOND GEAR ISN'T THE ONLY THING LOOSE.

WHAT WAS THAT?

FIRST GEAR.

IS IT IMPORTANT?

NOT IF WE STILL HAD A SECOND AND THIRD.

REVERSE HO!

HE'S TURNING TO FIGHT. BACK UP.

I CAN'T. I'M IN FORWARD REVERSE...

BACKWARDS FORWARDS, I MEAN...

FORGET IT. YOU'RE BACKWARDS AND DIZZY.

AAH! - AAH!

THE THINGS YOU DO TO SAVE A FEW QUADZILLION BUCKS.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

WHERE DID UNCLE SCROOGE GO?

SINCE HE ENTERED THE PHONE MODEM,

MAYBE I CAN TALK TO HIM.

MR. McDUCK? HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

I DARE YOU TO COME AFTER ME.

ALLOW ME. I'LL GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

NO, FENTON. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME.

REALLY?

ACTUALLY, THEY CALL ME ISHMAEL,

BUT I LEAN TOWARD THE DRAMATIC.

[PUNCHING]

NOT EXACTLY USER FRIENDLY IS HE?

[PUNCHING]

HOW ABOUT I PAY BACK

THE MONEY I LOST IN MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS?

[PUNCHING]

OOH, FENTON.

[SMACKING LIPS]

[BURP]

FENTON, NO!

MR. McDUCK, HELLO. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

GYRO? YES, YES, I CAN HEAR YOU.

HELP!

MOBY GLITCH ATE FENTON.

I'M NEXT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

THINK. THINK.

I GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

GYRO, STOP! YOU'LL SCRAMBLE YOUR BRAIN!

OF COURSE! YOU CAN SCRAMBLE THE GLITCH

IF YOU HAD A MAGNET.

I DO. ON MY CANE.

OK, YOU COMPUTERIZED GARBAGE DISPOSAL,

COME AND GET ME.

MR. McDUCK, ARE YOU THERE?

UNCLE SCROOGE!

UNCLE SCROOGE!

FENTON, YOU'RE ALIVE!

YOU SAVED US, MR. McDUCK.

YOU SAVED US!

"DING DONG, THE GLITCH IS DEAD"

"WICKED GLITCH, THE GLITCH IS DEAD"

THE MONEY'S ALL MINE AGAIN.

PUT ME UP, GYRO.

HOLD ON TIGHT.

I'M GOING TO TRANSFER YOU TO YOUR MONEY BIN.

UNCLE SCROOGE, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK,

BUT I'LL BE GOING AGAIN SOON...

PERMANENTLY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO THAT MONEY BIN IN THE SKY.

TAKE CARE OF THIS MONEY. IT'S YOURS NOW.

UNCLE SCROOGE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ME OLD TICKER.

IT'S TIME HAS COME AND GONE.

AREN'T YOU MAKING TOO MUCH OF THAT CORN?

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY CORN?

THE NURSE WHO CALLED ABOUT YOUR CHECKUP.

THE DOCTOR CALLED THIS MORNING

AND SAID MY TICKER'S HAD IT.

UH-OH. HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOUR TICKER.

IT'S THE ONE IN YOUR GRANDFATHER CLOCK

THAT WE BROKE.

WHAT?

I RISKED MY LIFE WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE TO?

OOH! YOU BOYS!

AAH!

WHAAH! WHAAH! AAH!

TAKE IT EASY,

OR YOU'LL BREAK YOUR TICKER.

I NEVER KNEW HE KNEW ABOUT PLAN B.

NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO!

HA HA HA HA HA!

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