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Life is like a hurricane
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Here in Duckburg
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Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
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It's a duck-blur
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Might solve a mystery
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Or rewrite history
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DuckTales, ooh-ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales
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D-d-d-danger!
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Watch behind you
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There's a stranger out to find you
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What to do?
Just grab onto some DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales
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Ooh-ooh
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Not ponytails or cottontails,
no, DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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One more, Uncle Scrooge.
You can do it.
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Aw, good try!
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Maybe the weights are too heavy.
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Try it without the bag of nickels!
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The weights aren't the problem,
it's the waiting!
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Waiting for what?
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A phone call from some people in
the movie business.
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I loaned them some money,
and it's due this morning.
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Darn show folk! Act like
they've got all the time in the...
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Time? What time is it?
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- Almost four o'...
- Yikes! We're gonna miss our show!
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- I get to be Major Courage!
- You were Courage last time!
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- Doofus, you're the alien!
- No fair, I'm always the alien.
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- You are not!
- I am too!
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Now, it's time for another
astronomical adventure with...
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"Courage of the Cosmos"!
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Yay!
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In our last episode,
Major Courage and his crew
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were hopelessly outnumbered by
the Scumazoids!
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Major Courage! We're hopelessly
outnumbered by the Scumazoids!
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We have you now, Major Courage.
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They're firing at us.
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We're hit!
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Right! Let's see
how you Scumazoids like this!
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- All right!
- Get 'em, Major Courage!
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You like that cornball?
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Aw, you sound just like Launchpad.
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He says Major Courage wouldn't know
an asteroid from a...
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Shhh!
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At last! That's my call!
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McDuck here!
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What?
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Stay tuned, "Courage the Cosmos"
will be right back.
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Uncle Scrooge? What's wrong?
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- Those movie people called.
- That's good!
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- But they can't repay me in cash.
- That's bad.
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So instead they're giving me
Duckburg Studios.
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That's great!
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- It is?
- Sure!
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That's where they make
Courage of the Cosmos!
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Oh, boy! We're actually gonna meet
Major Courage in person!
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Hey, 'lil buddies, open your eyes.
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This is all make-believe.
Major Courage is just a big phony.
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No way, Launchpad!
Major Courage is our hero!
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Well, I bet I could give this space man
a few pointers on how a real hero acts.
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Look! It's Major Courage!
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OK, Major, this is rehearsal.
And action!
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There's got... to be a way.
Billions of innocent lives are at stake.
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Engineering, I need... more power.
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Ach! I'm givin' her all I got.
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Attaboy!
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Whoa!
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Gimme a break.
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What was that?
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This is a closed set! Why are those
clowns standing over there?
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Because one of those "clowns"
is Scrooge McDuck,
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and he owns this studio.
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Like I said, why are they
standing over there
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when they should be sitting?
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Dollface! Sweetheart! Babycakes,
take a load off!
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Comfy? Good.
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Hiya, boys, having fun?
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Hows about an autograph?
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- Mine! Mine!
- Me first!
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We love you, Major Courage!
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Ahem.
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You know, SM, I can tell these boys
love my show, but hey, boss guy...
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...what do you think?
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I think... I'm gonna shut it down.
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- Ugh!
- Huh?
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Your ratings stink.
And if the network cancels you,
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this studio will be worthless to me!
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Relax! We're behind you all the way!
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Good! Because if Duckburg Studios
is going to survive,
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Major Courage is going to need
a major overhaul.
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- How major?
- Major, Major.
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Major, first order of business,
make this space ship shipshape.
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- Gyro!
- Yes, sir.
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This is Gyro Gearloose, my science
advisor. You've got two weeks.
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Redesign the Starship Phoenix.
Make it as real as it can be.
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Make it real. Got it.
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Ah, and what's his job?
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Launchpad? Oh, he's my pilot.
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Yeah. A real pilot, not some phony flyboy.
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Come along, lads.
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But-but-but-but-but-but...
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You oughta get that fixed.
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Bye, Major Courage!
See you later! So long!
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Ciao, little buddies!
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He's gonna give that pinhead pilot
my job! I just know it!
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And I have a five-year contract.
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- Now, don't get excited...
- Excited? We could lose our jobs, bozo!
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We have to get Scrooge on our side.
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And the best way to do it
is to butter up his nephews.
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And I know just how to do it!
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Uncle Scrooge, you oughta see the new
sets Gyro's built in the last two weeks.
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No time for that now, lads.
I just want to get this over with.
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- Knock 'em dead, boss, baby.
- All right, Gyro. Let's take a look.
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Behold, the new Starship Phoenix!
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Ooh!
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Scroogey, the changes you've made
are really terrific. I mean it.
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But before you announce
any more changes,
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I've personally arranged for
a special, one-time-only show
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just for you and these swell kids!
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Ohh!
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And that's not all!
Just for being our biggest fans,
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you each get genuine, authentic Courage
of the Cosmos Cosmic Cadet costumes!
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Ohh!
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Reporting for duty, sir!
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Why don't you go to
the director's booth and watch,
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while I show these tykes a good time?
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Thanks, but I'll come along with
the boys if you don't mind.
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Ergh...
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Love to have you aboard.
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Hm. I don't know about this.
This set seems kinda cramped, you know?
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Where will all the cameras go?
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The director can see every inch
of the Phoenix right from here.
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I've installed automatic cameras
throughout the ship,
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so I can just choose any shot and voila!
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If you ask me, real heroes
don't need cameras and makeup.
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Real heroes just do their job.
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Don't listen to him, Major Courage.
He's just jealous.
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Yeah, jealous!
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Yeah... jealous.
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Face it, L.P., baby, once we're
through with this skit,
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you're gonna be old news. History!
Bye-bye!
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- "Bye-bye"?
- Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye!
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- Where'd Launchpad go?
- Forget about him!
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- We've got to get started on adventure.
- Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
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Courage of the Cosmos - Episode 96!
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And action!
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All stations, prepare to launch.
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What did you do?
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Well, you said make it as real as I could.
So I did.
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Aah!
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If I wanted to see the world,
I would have joined the Navy!
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- Gyro, what's happening?
- I don't know! I'll try to restart the cameras.
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Blow me bagpipes! Look at them.
They don't know they're in outer space.
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Hurry, Gyro, hurry!
We've got to warn them!
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What's the matter?
Don't we have a radio?
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- Well, yes and no.
- Ohh...
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- How's that for openers?
- Neato! Superific! Oh, boy!
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Remember, boys, I wouldn't put on
this skit for just anybody.
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- But since you are my number-one fans...
- We sure are!
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And you wouldn't ever want
anybody else take my place...
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We sure wouldn't!
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Attention, approaching
asteroid belt. Attention. Approaching.
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We've got to take evasive action!
Cadets, man your stations.
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- I wanna be Navigator!
- I got dibs on Weapons Officer!
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- Doofus is Life Support!
- I always have to be Life Support!
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- Activate. Condition Red.
- Yes, sir!
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Oh, boy!
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- Engage... manual controls.
- Yes, sir!
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Nice equipment.
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I gotta override that phony pilot's
controls or he'll steer us right into a rock.
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Ah, found it.
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- Look out, Major!
- Oh, no!
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We will be smashed to bits!
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Never fear. I'm Courage of the Cosmos!
Besides, it's only a TV show.
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Phew! Aah!
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Wow! Right through without a scratch!
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- What else? Who's your favorite hero?
- Courage! Courage!
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- When he's far or near-o?
- Courage! Courage!
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- Who's the guy we cheer-o?
- Courage! Courage!
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Courage! Courage! Courage! Yay!
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Yup! When it comes to courage,
I'm full of it.
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- It's Launchpad!
- Swell.
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Hiya, Launchpad! Where you been? We're
having the best time with Major Courage.
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We pretended we took off, then we
steered through special effects asteroids!
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He's tons of fun.
He is, he really is. Oh, boy!
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Fun? Don't you understand?
We're out in space!
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Of course... we're in space.
Where else... would we be?
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Yeah, right! We're in space.
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- Doesn't that worry you?
- Look, butt out.
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These kid's are having a good time.
Why make a big deal?
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Big deal? Listen, if I hadn't
steered us through those asteroids,
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we'd all be galactic garbage by now!
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Uh-uh! Major Courage did it!
We all saw him!
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A real hero'd never take credit for
something somebody else did!
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Yeah!
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Well, he wouldn't!
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Listen to me! We've gotta turn
this ship around and get home!
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Nonsense! We never go home until after
we meet the aliens.
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There's no such thing as aliens.
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Look!
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No aliens, huh? What do ya call that?
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Ooh! Nice model!
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But...
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Nice set. But if they're spending
this kind of money on the show,
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I'm gonna ask for a raise.
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I got a bad feeling about this.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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We really are in space!
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Isn't that what I've been saying?
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Just like I promised! Adventure!
Excitement! Danger!
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Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
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How ya doin' in there, Ralph?
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Would you come with me, please?
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- Aren't we going to fight?
- Not unless you really want to.
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Oh. Hm, guess that comes later
in the show, eh?
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This way, please.
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Your prisoners, sir.
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Ew!
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Oh, don't do that. It only upsets him.
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Sorry.
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That you, Murray? Nice costume.
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You've captured... my ship!
You've kidnapped... my crew!
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What do you... want?
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I am Overlord Bulvan.
We come from the planet Kronk
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in search of inferior life forms to conquer -
and use as fertilizer
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Well, here's the man for the job.
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I am Major Courage from the planet Earth.
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We mean you... no harm.
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Your people and mine... can live in peace.
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Silence!
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If this is the best Earth has to offer,
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then this planet is just begging
to be conquered.
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Give us the coordinates of Earth,
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or we shall torture you
and strip the data from your mind.
242
00:14:01,286 --> 00:14:03,447
Well, here's the man for the job.
243
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:10,386
Hey! Why me? What about him?
244
00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:28,979
Bad acting technique, pal.
Not so much body language.
245
00:14:29,047 --> 00:14:30,981
Let the eyes tell the story.
246
00:14:32,684 --> 00:14:35,084
Better! Much better!
247
00:14:35,153 --> 00:14:38,953
How can you eat that stuff?
It's greasy and moldy.
248
00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:41,185
And I think I saw some of it move.
249
00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:43,921
Well, other than that, it's not bad.
250
00:14:43,995 --> 00:14:48,295
- Sure you don't want some?
- No, thanks. You go ahead.
251
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:50,197
Goodie! Mm!
252
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,033
What kept you?
253
00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:56,164
I would have been here sooner,
254
00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:59,210
but they weren't done putting
my brain through a blender.
255
00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:01,609
Right, sure, fine.
256
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,878
Now, it's time for us to escape
and defeat the Kronks!
257
00:15:05,951 --> 00:15:08,545
Any suggestions, Cadets?
258
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:13,387
We could disguise ourselves, like you did
in the "Prisoners of Floyd" episode!
259
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:17,895
Then we could sabotage their ship
like you did in "Attack of The Gherkins."
260
00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:20,898
Or, we could just feed them all to Doofus.
261
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:24,299
One of us should play sick so the others
can knock out the guard.
262
00:15:24,369 --> 00:15:25,393
Oh, come on.
263
00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:29,372
Oh, I've got it!
We'll use the old sickness ploy!
264
00:15:29,441 --> 00:15:31,875
Guard! Guard! Quickly!
265
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,574
Ah. Would you care for some dessert?
266
00:15:34,646 --> 00:15:37,080
I make a lovely custard with this.
267
00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:41,244
No time for that now. Our friend... is ill.
268
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,716
- Yah-yah-yah!
- Did you say something?
269
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:48,349
Hey!
270
00:15:59,504 --> 00:16:00,937
Let's go!
271
00:16:06,578 --> 00:16:09,376
- All right, give me the gun.
- Fat chance!
272
00:16:09,447 --> 00:16:13,247
Look, for the last time,
I'm the star of this show.
273
00:16:13,318 --> 00:16:15,786
What are you talking about? What show?
274
00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:18,220
Aha!
275
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:19,950
Aah!
276
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:24,462
Worthless humans! Trying to escape?
277
00:16:24,529 --> 00:16:26,724
I will have you stuffed!
278
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:29,892
- Stand back, everybody.
- No, don't shoot.
279
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:33,734
- This is the part where we fight.
- Are you crazy?
280
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:39,004
No! I'm... Courage of the Cosmos!
281
00:16:39,077 --> 00:16:41,477
What's the deal, Murray?
You making me look bad?
282
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:44,071
Ick!
283
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:51,955
- I'm not afraid to use this.
- That's no weapon, you idiot!
284
00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:56,585
- That's a food synthesizer.
- It'll have to do!
285
00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,689
Major Courage, are you OK?
286
00:17:00,765 --> 00:17:04,997
This is no studio! This is real!
This is crazy!
287
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:09,166
This face belongs on lunchpails
and T-shirts!
288
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,504
I gotta get outta here!
289
00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:12,941
- Wait!
- Stop!
290
00:17:13,011 --> 00:17:14,672
Don't leave us behind!
291
00:17:17,549 --> 00:17:20,746
We're trapped here! Now what do we do?
292
00:17:20,819 --> 00:17:24,585
Well, we could... run!
293
00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:26,419
Get them!
294
00:17:26,491 --> 00:17:29,927
Aah!
295
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:33,460
Quick! This way!
296
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:50,987
- It's awfully dark in here.
- No sweat. I found a light switch.
297
00:17:51,055 --> 00:17:52,750
Uh-oh.
298
00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:55,952
Quickly! They must not escape!
299
00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:09,701
Grab them!
300
00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:13,304
Stand back.
301
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:19,116
Great work, Launchpad!
That stuff shorted-out the door!
302
00:18:20,752 --> 00:18:22,777
And it tastes good, too!
303
00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:26,119
You stand guard here.
Doofus and I are going up to the bridge.
304
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,055
Yes, sir!
305
00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:30,685
There! Radio's all fixed.
306
00:18:30,762 --> 00:18:33,526
Calling Starship Phoenix... aah!
307
00:18:33,598 --> 00:18:36,431
Phoenix, come in! Anybody there?
308
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:38,128
- Courage!
- What?
309
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:41,933
You're safe! Wait a minute.
Where's Launchpad and Doofus?
310
00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:45,737
- Where are my nephews?
- Back with those monsters!
311
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:48,608
They wanted to grind me up
into fertilizer!
312
00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:52,308
Me, star of stage, screen
and television!
313
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:55,978
I'm warning you, Courage, turn
that ship around and get my nephews
314
00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:58,488
or you'll never work in this town again!
315
00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:03,550
Forget it, McDuck! Remember,
I've got a five-year contract.
316
00:19:03,628 --> 00:19:07,223
- You... you...!
- Not the radio!
317
00:19:07,298 --> 00:19:10,734
Guy, Launchpad, I'm sorry I ever
doubted you!
318
00:19:10,802 --> 00:19:14,033
That Major Courage was just
a lot of hot air!
319
00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:18,371
That's OK, little buddy. You just got
dazzled by all that Hollywood stuff.
320
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:21,776
And speaking of dazzled,
look at this screwy contraption.
321
00:19:21,846 --> 00:19:23,711
I don't know if I can fly it.
322
00:19:23,781 --> 00:19:27,615
You can fly anything, Launchpad!
You're a great pilot!
323
00:19:27,685 --> 00:19:30,586
Thanks, Doofus.
And you're a great sidekick.
324
00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:33,453
Aw, shucks.
325
00:19:36,294 --> 00:19:38,159
Piece of cake!
326
00:19:39,697 --> 00:19:42,598
Hup-two-three-four!
Hup-two...
327
00:19:47,672 --> 00:19:51,870
Quackarooni! If they burn
their way out we're finished!
328
00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:57,279
La-la-la! Safe and sound.
Nasty aliens tried to hurt me,
329
00:19:57,348 --> 00:20:00,784
but I escaped!
330
00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:04,288
If he ever gets home alive, I'll kill him!
331
00:20:04,355 --> 00:20:06,118
Won't be necessary. Look!
332
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,055
Major Courage has company!
333
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:10,993
Not again! Not again!
334
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,960
They've got him!
335
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:24,974
- There goes the picture again!
- Please. Allow me.
336
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:35,314
What happened? What's going on?
337
00:20:35,386 --> 00:20:38,617
- We're going home.
- No thanks to you!
338
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:42,318
- Yeah!
- You've been saved by a real hero.
339
00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:44,884
Launchpad McQuack!
340
00:20:44,962 --> 00:20:47,089
OK, boys let's make tracks!
341
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:54,498
No, no, Launchpad!
Earth's not this way! It's that way!
342
00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:57,769
Oh. OK. Sorry.
343
00:20:57,842 --> 00:21:01,334
- They'll get away!
- No they won't.
344
00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:06,281
We'll feed our navigation computers
the data from that pilot's head.
345
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,910
And beat them to their own planet.
346
00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:16,092
Engage autopilot.
347
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:21,220
Ouch! Argh! Umph! Eek!
348
00:21:21,299 --> 00:21:24,427
Now that's what I call using my head.
349
00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:29,230
I hope you lads aren't too unhappy that
Courage of the Cosmos was canceled.
350
00:21:29,307 --> 00:21:33,835
- Naw, not really.
- That fakey show was for kids!
351
00:21:33,911 --> 00:21:37,847
Yeah! Real heroes just do their jobs!
352
00:21:37,915 --> 00:21:41,351
That reminds me, Mr. McDee.
What ever happened to what's-his-name?
353
00:21:41,419 --> 00:21:47,187
When the show went kaput, I had to find
another way to make money on the studio.
354
00:21:47,258 --> 00:21:50,091
So I had Gyro turn it into a space museum.
355
00:21:50,161 --> 00:21:52,925
But what's that got to do with
Major Courage?
356
00:21:52,997 --> 00:21:55,261
I found him a new line of work.
357
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:59,030
Get your Moon Rock Candy!
Get your Mars-icles!
358
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:02,595
One at a time, kids, one at a time!
Ow!
359
00:22:03,307 --> 00:22:06,105
Mr. McDuck! Let me outta here!
360
00:22:06,177 --> 00:22:11,171
Sorry, Courage.
Remember, you've got a five-year contract!
361
00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:13,717
Wah!
362
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:18,317
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