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Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...
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JOSH: So, how's it feel to be
sleeping with a model? Boom!
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I really was into you, but
now my feelings changed.
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying... we're over.
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- I couldn't do all of this without you.
- Aw, it's nothing.
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And it means a lot to
me. You're the best.
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I had sex with Tanya.
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You don't live here... anymore.
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I volunteer as tribute!
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- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm here to help.
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Let me do something.
I'll be like Mr. Mom!
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JOSH: Rebecca, I'm an idiot.
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I realize now that all
this time it's been you.
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You've always been there for me.
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Do you want to go somewhere and talk?
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- I don't know if I can just leave.
- What?
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You could've sailed right
out that door with Josh,
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but you didn't... instead
you were here for me
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when I needed you.
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I love you!
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REBECCA: I love you, too.
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I'm just a girl in love
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La-la-la, lovey-dove
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I can't be held
responsible for my actions
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She's an ingenue
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I have no underlying
issues to address
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I'm certifiably cute
and adorably obsessed
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They say love makes you crazy
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Therefore, you can't call her crazy
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'Cause when you call her crazy
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You're just calling her in love.
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Blam!
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- Boom!
- Ooh.
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- Hey, here!
- Nice.
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Eh, eh. Yeah, yeah.
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Just a gentle... there we go.
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Wow. You're amazing.
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Thank you.
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I have really enjoyed having a wife.
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I can totally understand why
people want several, but...
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- Uh-oh, what's the but?
- ... but...
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you really have to figure
out what you're doing...
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about that.
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Josh is spending all his salary on crap.
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It looks like a children's
cancer ward in here.
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Why are you not running into his arms?
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It's been a week and...
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I eventually have to figure out
how to do all this on my own, so...
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Why are you really
not calling Josh back?
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(sighs)
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I'm scared.
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Okay? I-I don't know if I can trust him.
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I mean, he's had
basically three girlfriends
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in the past couple months.
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What if I'm just the... rebound
to the rebound of the rebound?
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Do you still love him?
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You know the answer to that question.
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Well, then that's all
that matters. Right?
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- I...
- So come on.
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He has been standing
out there for three days.
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- Well, I went home to shower.
- Well...
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I peed in your plants a lot, though.
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Yeah, okay, okay. Look,
Josh, why don't you...
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go ahead.
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(sighs)
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Rebecca...
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I-I know I hurt you, and I don't
blame you for not trusting me, but...
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I promise you it'll
be different this time.
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We'll start over, and
do things the right way.
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You hurt her...
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I kill you.
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'Kay?
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So go.
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Go be in love.
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(laughs)
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Good morning, sir.
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_
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(slurping)
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Hurry up, let's go.
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(laughing)
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-
- (laughing)
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(sighs)
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Hey!
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_
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- Gracias!
- Gracias!
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I-I'm really sorry, Alex, uh,
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just feeling kind of flu-y.
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(fake coughing)
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So I can't make my shift.
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Sorry, bro.
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Bye.
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I feel kind of bad
about missing work, but...
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today is going to be your
first time at Raging Waters,
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- so it's totally worth it!
- Oh! Mm...
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Oh, my gosh. Okay, wait.
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True confesh time.
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- Uh-huh.
- I have been dreaming
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about going to Raging Waters with you
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ever since you told me
about it that day at camp.
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Do you remember?
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I remember it was on July 25, 2005,
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because that was the day my aunt died,
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and you were trying to
take my mind off things.
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So you were telling me about the park
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and all the fun slides
and the unlimited churros.
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I may have exaggerated
about the churros.
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You have to pay for
them. (clicks tongue)
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I get that. But I'm just
so excited to go with you
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and hold your hand on the lazy river.
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- (chuckles)
- And throw our arms up
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like we're little kids when
we're on all the flumes.
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(both laugh)
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Oh, Rebecca, I love you.
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Oh. Y-you love me?
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You mean you love something about me.
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No. You.
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I love you.
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-
- (gasps)
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Oh, my God, I love you, too, Josh Chan.
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Come here.
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(moaning)
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Uh, Rebecca, can you un-cuddle yourself?
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Darryl has been stalking my entire life.
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Apparently, there's
an emergency at work,
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and he's trying to call you...
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Okay, yeah, well, you know what,
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there's really bad cell
service in the love bubble.
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Okay, well, maybe you could
change to a better provider.
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Ah. Okay, fine.
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(whispers): Ew.
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Let's see.
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Uh... blah.
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37 missed calls. Come on.
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Okay, um...
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Hey, little koala,
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Is it okay, before we
go to the water park,
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if we stop in at work
just for two seconds?
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- (groaning)
- Please, please, please?
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Do we have to?
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I like to get there when the park opens.
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Those first 15 minutes are the
only time the park's truly clean.
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No, I know, but this
is really important.
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I think Darryl's
panicking a little. Okay?
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- Hey, you can come with me.
- What?!
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Two seconds, max. I promise.
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- (bell dings)
- (laughter)
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So, for tomorrow night,
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I got us a great table with Mom and Dad
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at Pepper and Oil,
the best place in town.
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We're doing a pricks ficks menu.
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Oh, I think you mean a prix fixe menu.
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What? No. Those words
have X's in them, like Bex.
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I'm super stoked for my parents
to get to know us as a couple.
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Oh...
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- Mm...
- Mm...
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Huh. It's so dead in here.
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(sighs)
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Oh. There they are. Huh.
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Hey, Josh, I'll be
back in just one second.
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Okay? One second.
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Okay.
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Hey. What up, what up, what up?
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What's with the faces?
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Karen, did you try to cook a
chicken in the microwave again?
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Not today, but it can be done.
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Is this her?
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This is who we've been waiting for?
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This is Rebecca Bunch,
your star attorney?
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Hi. Sorry. What?
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You're 25 minutes late, and that
does not happen here anymore.
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(laughs)
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Who is this? What's this?
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- What's going on? What's happening?
- Rebecca,
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this is Nathaniel Plimpton,
the new co-owner of the firm.
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Co-own... Wait, you...
you sold the firm?
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You bought the firm?
You sold it and he... No.
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Yes.
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- (whispers): Nah...
- Yeah.
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Nathaniel Plimpton from Plimpton,
Plimpton and Plimpton in Los Angeles?
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Your father's a big deal
at a white shoe firm.
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What would he want with a two-bit
operation in this one-horse town?
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Does she always talk like
an old-timey detective?
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DARRYL: Nathaniel's family firm
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is looking to expand in
the San Gabriel Valley,
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and he made a cash
offer over the weekend
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that was very generous.
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- (chuckles)
- Oh, Darryl,
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- Darryl...
- What?
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Darryl, what did you do?
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I have expenses.
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Okay? I have alimony.
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Madison's teeth are coming
in forwards and sideways.
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And you know what, this is
gonna be great for everyone.
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They're a huge firm.
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They're gonna take us to the next level.
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But, Darryl, I liked our level.
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(quietly): Trust me. I got this.
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You know what, this is gonna be great.
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Uh, you seem great, but I...
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(faintly): Just one sec.
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... I have, um, something to do
today, so I cannot be here today,
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but let's reconnect tomorrow
and get to know each other, okay?
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Ms. Bunch?
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Can I see you in my office, please?
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"Office"?
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What...?
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Um... this isn't your office.
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This is Darryl's office.
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Oh, I moved him to your office.
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It's taken these guys hours
to get the crap out of here.
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Looked like a gas station in New Mexico.
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Weird taste, that
Darryl. What's that about?
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Um, it's not weird.
He's one-eighth Chippewa.
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Is that how he got into law school?
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(chuckles): Okay. I was wondering.
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Look, you seem like a very confident,
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self-assured and conventionally
handsome young gentleman,
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but you can't just come in here
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and start moving people's offices.
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You can have a cubicle.
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Any one you want. Maybe
one near the kitchen?
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Excuse me?
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You know, I'm actually glad we're
having this little heart-to-heart,
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because, to be frank...
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Oh, please do start being frank.
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... you seem like the only
competent person who works here.
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- Hmm.
- Or at least I thought you might be.
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You're the one who put this
place on our radar, so...
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- it's kind of your fault that I'm here.
- Yay for me.
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So we're gonna start running
this place like a real business.
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My father and our firm
demand nothing less.
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So we maximize every second.
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I'm gonna need 60 hours
a week from everybody,
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daily reports, lunch is
limited to 30 minutes.
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- (gasps)
- Basically,
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anything going on in
your life right now,
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I recommend you cancel it.
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And then go ahead and cancel it again
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just to make sure that
they know that it's...
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you know, it's cancelled, okay?
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(chuckling)
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You know, this
conversation takes me back.
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Oh, it takes me back to New
York and Harvard and Yale.
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Mm, I'm a Stanford man myself.
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But, you know, I came to West Covina
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to search for happiness...
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which I have recently found
in my soul mate, Josh Chan.
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Who?
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Oh... Josh. That's
Josh Chan. Right there.
257
00:10:02,262 --> 00:10:04,417
- Yeah. He made that cup tower.
- Oh!
258
00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:06,189
- (mouths)
- Oh. (chuckles)
259
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,268
I thought he was here to
change the water cooler.
260
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,424
You know how they always
send those little buff guys?
261
00:10:10,449 --> 00:10:13,299
It's like you got to look like
a water cooler to work on 'em.
262
00:10:14,874 --> 00:10:16,741
My dad and I have a whole
bit we do about that.
263
00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,024
Yeah, he's not a water
cooler, he's wonderful.
264
00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:22,694
And you are everything I moved
across country to get away from.
265
00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:25,386
So... um, hmm.
266
00:10:26,571 --> 00:10:28,229
I quit.
267
00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:34,400
I said I quit.
268
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,660
Great, you're leaving.
269
00:10:35,662 --> 00:10:37,564
Now I only have to fire four people.
270
00:10:37,589 --> 00:10:38,955
What?
271
00:10:39,119 --> 00:10:40,235
Well, yeah.
272
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:43,000
We need to get 250K out of the
budget by Friday at 8:00 a.m.,
273
00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:44,502
per my agreement with my father.
274
00:10:44,504 --> 00:10:48,306
Huh? You can't come in here and
just start randomly firing people.
275
00:10:48,308 --> 00:10:51,752
Sure, I can. Somebody's got
to come up with $250,000.
276
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,544
Just get it out of new business.
277
00:10:53,546 --> 00:10:55,758
(scoffs) No one can do that.
278
00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:56,948
I can.
279
00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,182
Oh, but you just quit.
280
00:10:58,184 --> 00:11:00,651
So it's not your problem.
281
00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:03,518
I guess those people are on their own.
282
00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:28,185
We are getting fired. So fired.
283
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:29,294
This happened to me once.
284
00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,599
Here comes a Canada story
285
00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,224
I was working for this firm in Manitoba
286
00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:33,763
and they brought in
this shark from Guelph
287
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:35,411
and he canned everyone.
288
00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:37,098
It was a fishery, so it was ironic.
289
00:11:37,123 --> 00:11:39,013
I can't get fired, all right?
290
00:11:39,038 --> 00:11:40,638
My marriage is a shambles.
291
00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:42,519
We're already paying
for two places to live.
292
00:11:42,544 --> 00:11:44,380
I'm gonna have to quit law school.
293
00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:47,386
This job's is the only thing
keeping my family afloat.
294
00:11:47,388 --> 00:11:50,890
I bought a chinchilla from a
high-priced dealer in Ventura
295
00:11:50,892 --> 00:11:52,825
and the APR is ten percent.
296
00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,285
I'm the one who's gonna get fired.
297
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,928
Mark my words. It's-it's always me.
298
00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,797
Garry, stop being so self-involved.
299
00:11:57,799 --> 00:11:59,565
George. It's George. My name is George.
300
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,983
Okay, I don't like new things. I
don't like it when new people come in.
301
00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:04,675
It is never a good thing.
302
00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,514
Who's the new guy?
303
00:12:13,539 --> 00:12:15,473
I don't trust him
304
00:12:15,475 --> 00:12:19,265
What's his purpose going to be?
305
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:20,937
Who's this new character?
306
00:12:20,962 --> 00:12:23,029
I mean, he's such a "character"
307
00:12:23,054 --> 00:12:26,489
Such a big persona that's
not relatable at all
308
00:12:26,514 --> 00:12:30,281
Do we really need a new guy
this far into the season?
309
00:12:30,306 --> 00:12:32,567
And by "far into the season"
310
00:12:32,592 --> 00:12:34,648
I mean it's almost fall
311
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,588
Who's the new guy?
312
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,190
I don't trust him
313
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,658
He's suspiciously good looking
314
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,927
In ways that normal people are not
315
00:12:42,187 --> 00:12:45,931
Is this some sort of desperate
move to help our ratings?
316
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:49,334
You mean our terrible
ratings on legalscores.com?
317
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,336
- Yeah.
-
Will he be here forever
318
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,538
Or just for two or three episodes?
319
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,539
You know, Karen's manic episodes
320
00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:57,486
I'm a ticking time bomb.
321
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,478
Who's the new guy?
322
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,279
I don't trust him
323
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:05,229
Is he going to be a
mainstay of our lives?
324
00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:06,480
Is this someone new
325
00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:09,074
We're gonna have to
grow to care about?
326
00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:11,174
Why should we root for someone
327
00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:12,918
Male, straight and white?
328
00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:14,699
And why is Karen finger-painting?
329
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:16,715
I'm having a manic episode
330
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,270
Who's the new guy?
331
00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:19,494
What's his deal? What's his deal?
332
00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:20,645
What's his deal? What's his deal?
333
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:21,969
Who wants to buy my painting?
334
00:13:21,994 --> 00:13:23,527
Karen, shut up!
335
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:24,951
- Oh!
- Okay.
336
00:13:25,123 --> 00:13:26,189
No.
337
00:13:26,191 --> 00:13:27,991
JOSH: So you quit and then un-quit
338
00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:30,542
and we're not going to
Raging Waters? (scoffs)
339
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:32,262
Becks, I called in sick. (sighs)
340
00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:34,090
I did the whole fake
cough and everything.
341
00:13:34,115 --> 00:13:37,152
I know. I know. I feel terrible. But...
342
00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:40,589
I got to stay. Okay?
343
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,589
I'm sorry. Do you want me to
reimburse you for the tickets?
344
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,519
(chuckles): No. Don't be ridiculous.
345
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:48,105
I'll call Hector and see if
him and his mom want to go.
346
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,308
Although they do have
that cooking class.
347
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,941
Oh, God, I feel terrible.
348
00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:54,551
Should I also cancel dinner
with my parents tomorrow?
349
00:13:54,553 --> 00:13:55,730
They bought matching cardigans!
350
00:13:55,755 --> 00:13:56,816
No, no, uh-uh,
351
00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:59,292
we're not cancelling anything
for handsome Hitler over there.
352
00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:00,675
Except you cancelled our whole day.
353
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,537
After today. After today, no cancelling.
354
00:14:03,562 --> 00:14:05,228
We are never cancelling.
355
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,796
Okay?
356
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:11,073
I feel bad for everybody, knowing
that they might lose their jobs.
357
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:13,847
Shh, shh, shh. I'm not...
I'm not telling them.
358
00:14:13,872 --> 00:14:15,405
If they know they might get fired,
359
00:14:15,407 --> 00:14:17,307
they'll do their jobs
even worse than usual.
360
00:14:17,309 --> 00:14:19,175
which is... tough, but they'll do it.
361
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,456
Excuse me, sir.
362
00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:22,784
Before you go, would you mind
changing the water cooler?
363
00:14:23,222 --> 00:14:25,922
Mind? Nah. Love this stuff.
364
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,852
- Thank you.
- He's not...
365
00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:31,588
(bottle bounces on floor, Josh grunts)
366
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,886
Never mind.
367
00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:34,157
(sighs)
368
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,909
369
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:44,002
(sighs)
370
00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:47,502
Well, at least we're cubicle buddies.
371
00:14:47,527 --> 00:14:49,427
(chuckles nervously)
372
00:14:49,452 --> 00:14:51,686
Hey, hey, hey, no, Paula, don't panic.
373
00:14:51,711 --> 00:14:53,320
Okay, just give it to me straight.
374
00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:54,778
Who is getting fired?
375
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:57,104
I mean, it's got to be
Karen, right? She's awful.
376
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,729
I mean, can we make it
Karen, if it's not Karen?
377
00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,494
No one's getting fired.
378
00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:02,085
Oh, my God, I am so fired.
379
00:15:02,087 --> 00:15:03,986
- We are are all so fired.
- No, no, no, no, no.
380
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,588
I'm gonna live in a box with my family.
381
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:09,081
How am I gonna cook? How
am I gonna do laundry?
382
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,552
How am I gonna take a bath?
383
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,612
Because that is the only thing
that gets me through the day,
384
00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:14,531
just thinking about
sinking into those suds!
385
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:15,865
(sighs)
386
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:18,786
The minute I laid eyes on him,
I knew we were all in trouble.
387
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:22,247
A man with a face that
perfectly symmetrical...
388
00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:23,904
has no soul.
389
00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:28,576
390
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,200
Thank you.
391
00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:33,457
Hey, so I am so glad that
we could get together.
392
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,048
You know, man-to-man,
393
00:15:35,073 --> 00:15:37,140
co-boss to co-boss, equal to equal.
394
00:15:37,165 --> 00:15:40,551
You know, if I might, I would
suggest the seasoned fries.
395
00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,161
Oh, paprika?
396
00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:43,965
Paprik-yes! Oh.
397
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,395
I don't eat fries.
398
00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:46,512
Or salt.
399
00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:48,450
Or solids before sundown.
400
00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:50,184
Yeah. I eat a liquid-based,
401
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,733
open-source meal
replacement two times a day
402
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,379
- and a no-carb dinner.
- Wow.
403
00:15:54,404 --> 00:15:57,137
I track my sugar with
this glucose monitor.
404
00:15:57,632 --> 00:15:58,793
Wh-what is that?
405
00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:01,661
It's a small machine that
implants right in the soft tissue.
406
00:16:01,686 --> 00:16:04,262
- Reports my carb intake.
- Oh, my God.
407
00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:05,820
You are literally a machine.
408
00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,575
You are in it to win it.
409
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,029
You're like a young me.
410
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,841
- Uh... mm...
- So listen, Young Me,
411
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,706
I just wanted to say a little bit more
412
00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:13,981
about the Whitefeather culture...
413
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,215
Darryl, rest assured,
414
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,997
I will take into consideration
any, and all of your input.
415
00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:20,822
- Great.
- Now that I'm the majority owner.
416
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,184
Great... what?
417
00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:23,995
No, no, no, no, no, no.
418
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,269
You and I are equal partners.
419
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:27,387
We were.
420
00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:29,613
You sold me half of your
equity in the firm...
421
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,552
Exactly, so we own an equal amount.
422
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,653
... then I tracked down your ex-wife,
423
00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:36,278
bought the equity she
got in the divorce,
424
00:16:36,303 --> 00:16:38,637
so now I am the majority holder.
425
00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:40,660
Just think of it this way,
426
00:16:40,685 --> 00:16:42,622
instead of there being two co-bosses,
427
00:16:42,647 --> 00:16:44,128
there are three, right?
428
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:45,997
And I'm two of them, so...
429
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,465
we'll never worry about a tie
430
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,859
because the third boss
will always break it.
431
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,561
But that's you.
432
00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:53,028
Great point.
433
00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:56,333
Oh, Darryl. (chuckles)
434
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,270
You're right, these do look delicious.
435
00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,559
Just... (sniffs)
436
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,516
Oh, God.
437
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,622
The sweet smell of heart disease.
438
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,514
(sniffs) Oh.
439
00:17:05,539 --> 00:17:07,106
Well, enjoy.
440
00:17:08,981 --> 00:17:11,705
Hi, this is Rebecca Bunch from
Whitefeather and Associates.
441
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,807
And we recently met at the
conference of mortgage brokers.
442
00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:17,531
And I am wondering if you're happy
443
00:17:17,556 --> 00:17:19,112
with your current legal representation,
444
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,167
or if you're perhaps
looking for a new firm?
445
00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:23,103
(man talking indistinctly over phone)
446
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:26,094
Yes, I am the young lady
with the ample bosom,
447
00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:28,080
and I am gonna let
you talk to me that way
448
00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:29,866
if you hire us to represent you.
449
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:31,167
(computer chimes)
450
00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:33,290
_
451
00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:35,471
Ugh. Oh, damn it.
452
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:38,479
No, I'm sorry, sir, I
was not cursing at you.
453
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,708
What am I wearing?
454
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,510
How dare you.
455
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:46,316
You know, if-if you want to
know sexual details about me,
456
00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:48,510
you have to employ me first.
457
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,969
Okay, keep in touch. Mm-hmm.
458
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:52,494
(sputters)
459
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:57,455
"Still working, sorry, be home soon."
460
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,954
(clacking)
461
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:12,442
What are you doing?
462
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:14,190
Water polo.
463
00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:16,579
I played right wing for Stanford.
464
00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,148
Well, that's a charming picture.
465
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:21,050
Cute little bonnet. What's that called?
466
00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:22,645
A bonnet.
467
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:25,188
So what are you working on?
468
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:27,793
Oh, this is my list of people to fire.
469
00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:30,129
What? Give me that.
470
00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:32,700
"Number one... Screechy
Blonde Oversharer.
471
00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,031
"Number two... Dumb
Canadian Joke Guy, yeah.
472
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,734
"Number three... Mousey Glasses Girl.
473
00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:39,869
"Number four... Red-haired
Sarcastic Mom Lady."
474
00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:40,964
No, no, no!
475
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,672
You can't, you can't
fire any of these people.
476
00:18:42,697 --> 00:18:45,144
Especially not "Red-haired
Sarcastic Mom Lady."
477
00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:46,362
Her name is Paula.
478
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:48,784
And she's great, and she's in law
school, and she's my best friend.
479
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:50,690
Paula, that's her name.
480
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:51,748
Okay, thank you.
481
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,308
I could not remember "Paula." (chuckles)
482
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,200
Wow, you're cold.
483
00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,246
Your parents must be amazing.
484
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,550
They are, actually.
485
00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,941
My family's pretty much
perfect. We're known for it.
486
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,128
People call us "The Perfect Plimptons."
487
00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:08,498
You know, Nathaniel, I used
to be like you, ruthless.
488
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,823
But then, one day, I was crying a lot,
489
00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:13,102
and I decided to... (clicks tongue)
490
00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:14,159
flip things around.
491
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:17,455
Decided to put happiness before success.
492
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,776
And when I did that,
the world rewarded me
493
00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:21,711
with true happiness.
494
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,613
It rewarded me with...
495
00:19:23,615 --> 00:19:25,417
a man who is strong
496
00:19:25,442 --> 00:19:27,431
and sweet and confident
497
00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:29,651
and inspires me every day.
498
00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:30,942
Oh, you're dating another guy?
499
00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:33,845
Not the human flip-flop that
was in the office before?
500
00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,159
Nope, that's him.
501
00:19:35,184 --> 00:19:36,347
Yeah, no, that's him.
502
00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:38,050
And you know what?
He's-he's not a flip-flop
503
00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:40,576
and he's not a water cooler, he's a man.
504
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:41,816
He's a human man.
505
00:19:41,841 --> 00:19:44,041
And he's the human man of my dreams.
506
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,441
(phone chimes)
507
00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:50,324
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
508
00:19:50,349 --> 00:19:53,050
I just got us a massive meeting with
a massive client tomorrow morning.
509
00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:55,386
Read this. Read that, Perfect Plimpton.
510
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,447
Yeah!
511
00:19:56,472 --> 00:19:58,554
I'm gonna get that 250K. Oh, yeah!
512
00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:01,855
And you know what? Tomorrow, wear
your fancy little Easter bonnet.
513
00:20:04,456 --> 00:20:06,269
What a jerk.
514
00:20:06,891 --> 00:20:09,192
(scoffs) Water polo.
515
00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:11,294
It's like could he be more of a white?
516
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,029
I never understood that sport.
517
00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:14,879
How do they get the horses in the water?
518
00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:17,566
I don't know. I don't know
anything about that stupid sport
519
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,261
'cause I'm not a WASPy robot.
520
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,519
Hey, can we stop talking about this guy?
521
00:20:21,544 --> 00:20:23,097
It's really boring.
522
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,439
You're right.
523
00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:25,909
You're right. I'm so sorry.
524
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,177
I should not give him this power.
525
00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:31,380
I shouldn't let his needle
puncture our love bubble.
526
00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:33,750
- Mm-mm.
- Come here.
527
00:20:33,752 --> 00:20:36,619
(moans, laughs)
528
00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:38,784
Did I tell you he wears a bonnet?
529
00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:41,277
- I'm gonna go watch TV.
- It's...
530
00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:44,169
See, he's getting to you
just like he's getting to me.
531
00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:50,297
It just doesn't fit in this office,
532
00:20:50,322 --> 00:20:52,168
and I know how much you love it.
533
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,916
Oh. For me. Good.
534
00:20:54,941 --> 00:20:56,607
Good. Thanks, babe. Thank you.
535
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,351
That's... very sweet.
536
00:20:58,376 --> 00:20:59,666
I can't wait to...
537
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,892
display this prominently
in my home somewhere.
538
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,580
Oh, Josh...
539
00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:05,734
I think I've made a terrible mistake.
540
00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:06,949
You were right.
541
00:21:06,951 --> 00:21:08,117
(sighs)
542
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,494
Selling the firm was an
impulse decision. I...
543
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,861
Damn it!
544
00:21:11,886 --> 00:21:15,521
I flew too close to the sun,
and I got wax in my feathers.
545
00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:18,037
Oh. It's okay, babe.
546
00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:20,375
You got a lot of feathers left.
547
00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:21,422
(groans softly)
548
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,248
REBECCA: Hey. Darryl, come on.
549
00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:25,001
We've got an important meeting.
550
00:21:25,211 --> 00:21:28,359
(howling)
551
00:21:28,492 --> 00:21:29,648
What's wrong with him?
552
00:21:29,673 --> 00:21:30,905
He's having a tough time.
553
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:34,148
None of his... dream
catchers work in here.
554
00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,511
DARRYL: Don't worry about me.
555
00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:39,015
I'm okay, and no matter what happens,
556
00:21:39,017 --> 00:21:40,850
everyone in this office has each other,
557
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,953
and we'll get through this together.
558
00:21:42,955 --> 00:21:44,766
Yeah. Together. Okay, come on. Just go.
559
00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,390
We got to set up. Come on.
560
00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:48,324
(sighs)
561
00:21:48,326 --> 00:21:50,047
Bunch of people about to get fired?
562
00:21:50,072 --> 00:21:51,578
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
563
00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:54,492
Yeah.
564
00:21:56,062 --> 00:21:59,266
Well, at least I can
take the carpool lane.
565
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,291
Mr. Whitworth, Mr. Stonebrow,
566
00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:03,280
I would like to start by saying that
567
00:22:03,305 --> 00:22:06,876
I think your country club
is exclusive in the best way.
568
00:22:06,878 --> 00:22:09,109
I mean, I would never be accepted
569
00:22:09,134 --> 00:22:11,113
due to my gender and heritage,
570
00:22:11,115 --> 00:22:14,008
and good for you guys
for keeping it old school.
571
00:22:14,011 --> 00:22:16,209
So, all you're trying to do is purchase
572
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,287
this small parcel of land,
573
00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:20,375
but the cemetery over
here is blocking you
574
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,906
for purchasing it by suing you.
575
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:24,037
Our lawyers have tried to
get that suit thrown out.
576
00:22:24,062 --> 00:22:25,576
Yes, and they failed.
577
00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:27,563
Because they're afraid
to get their hands dirty.
578
00:22:27,565 --> 00:22:29,832
But... not me.
579
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,256
I never even wash my hands.
580
00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:36,726
Sirs, what you need is someone
who will bury that cemetery.
581
00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:39,242
Solid wordplay. Go on.
582
00:22:39,244 --> 00:22:41,077
Five years ago, this cemetery said
583
00:22:41,079 --> 00:22:42,841
they would run out of
room in three years.
584
00:22:42,866 --> 00:22:46,115
Yet, they're still burying bodies. Why?
585
00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:47,224
Why is that?
586
00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:48,364
Well, I think it's because
587
00:22:48,389 --> 00:22:50,903
they're stacking bodies
on top of other bodies.
588
00:22:50,928 --> 00:22:53,528
Mm-hmm. Don't believe me?
Happens all the time. Google it.
589
00:22:53,553 --> 00:22:55,177
And when I prove
590
00:22:55,202 --> 00:22:57,216
that they are engaging
in this criminal activity,
591
00:22:57,241 --> 00:22:59,695
they are gonna drop the
lawsuit like a dead body.
592
00:22:59,697 --> 00:23:02,265
On top of ten or 12 other dead bodies.
593
00:23:02,384 --> 00:23:04,117
Isn't that blackmail?
594
00:23:07,105 --> 00:23:08,479
Little bit.
595
00:23:13,699 --> 00:23:15,999
REBECCA: You know, sometimes
you just got to say to the wife,
596
00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:17,706
"You know, maybe you should get a job.
597
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,331
"Then you can tell me
not to go to strip clubs."
598
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,790
- Am I right? Huh?
- (laughter)
599
00:23:21,815 --> 00:23:23,269
I'm a lady. I can say it.
600
00:23:23,294 --> 00:23:25,776
And, well, gentlemen, thank
you so much for your time today.
601
00:23:25,801 --> 00:23:27,581
And I look forward to
hearing from you soon.
602
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,823
Yes, you'll have our decision
within two to three weeks.
603
00:23:29,848 --> 00:23:32,505
Okay. Well, you two take care. Bye.
604
00:23:32,862 --> 00:23:34,854
- You did great!
- Yeah.
605
00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:36,440
I could teach a very offensive class
606
00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:38,769
on how to appeal to rich, white men.
607
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:41,183
I don't know what you guys are so
happy about. They didn't hire us.
608
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,874
They're clearly going to.
609
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,165
In two to three weeks?
610
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,608
What is wrong with you people?
611
00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:47,944
I said Friday at 8:00
a.m. That's the deadline.
612
00:23:47,946 --> 00:23:49,136
Wait. What...? What deadline?
613
00:23:49,138 --> 00:23:51,973
Nothing. It's a deadline
that Nathaniel's obsessed with
614
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,222
because his rich daddy said it.
615
00:23:55,331 --> 00:23:56,378
Pardon me?
616
00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:58,215
I mean, you have to admit,
you are a little obsessed.
617
00:23:58,217 --> 00:24:00,790
Sometimes it's like, you
know, "Paging Dr. Freud.
618
00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:02,044
"Oedipus needs his blanky."
619
00:24:02,069 --> 00:24:03,735
(Darryl and Rebecca laugh)
620
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,411
It's like it's a joke.
621
00:24:05,463 --> 00:24:07,575
- Yeah.
- What's that guy's name?
622
00:24:07,899 --> 00:24:10,028
- REBECCA: It's Glenn?
- Gene.
623
00:24:10,053 --> 00:24:11,286
It's George.
624
00:24:11,311 --> 00:24:13,629
Oh. George, you're fired.
625
00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:14,661
- No!
- What?!
626
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,684
- We can't get by without Gene.
- Glenn!
627
00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:17,974
I just said it's George.
628
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,114
George, pack your bags, son.
629
00:24:20,217 --> 00:24:21,833
You're fired.
630
00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:31,558
It's me
631
00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:33,753
It's always me
632
00:24:33,825 --> 00:24:36,995
And no one says a word
633
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:40,121
But this time I'll
stand up for myself
634
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,550
And finally be heard
635
00:24:43,575 --> 00:24:46,292
George won't be ignored
636
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:50,878
George won't be
interrupted because...
637
00:24:57,314 --> 00:24:58,379
Yes, Mr. Whitworth.
638
00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,080
So I know you said it
would be a few weeks,
639
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,750
but I was hoping we could get a
"yes" a little sooner than that,
640
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,052
so I was calling to say
that if you say yes now,
641
00:25:05,054 --> 00:25:08,492
we will throw in a
signing bonus of $10,000.
642
00:25:08,517 --> 00:25:09,723
And also, I don't know
643
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,825
if you happened to
notice my ample bosom,
644
00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:15,438
but we do have No-Bra
Fridays here, and...
645
00:25:15,642 --> 00:25:16,930
Oh, I'm on speaker?
646
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,827
Oh, okay. Hey, gang!
647
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,400
All right. Hope to hear from you soon.
648
00:25:20,456 --> 00:25:21,722
All right. Bye.
649
00:25:22,485 --> 00:25:23,670
JOSH: This is so great.
650
00:25:23,672 --> 00:25:26,374
I'm so happy we're having this dinner.
651
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,827
Mom,
652
00:25:27,852 --> 00:25:29,042
Dad,
653
00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:33,485
I really want you to get to
know me and Rebecca as a team.
654
00:25:33,938 --> 00:25:35,215
A partnership.
655
00:25:35,217 --> 00:25:36,917
A two-headed love monster.
656
00:25:36,919 --> 00:25:40,093
- Oh, that's so sweet, Josh. Mmm.
- (laughing)
657
00:25:40,118 --> 00:25:42,501
That's adorable.
658
00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:43,857
Isn't it, Joseph?
659
00:25:43,859 --> 00:25:46,234
Love monster. Very cute.
660
00:25:46,259 --> 00:25:48,093
I'm tickled.
661
00:25:48,118 --> 00:25:50,470
It's just that Josh and I
have been through so much,
662
00:25:50,495 --> 00:25:51,845
and we're both so relieved
663
00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:54,404
that we've finally bridged the fjord
664
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,496
that once separated us.
665
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,126
Damn it!
666
00:25:59,105 --> 00:26:01,369
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
667
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,993
I meant I'm so happy, I went, "Damn it!"
668
00:26:04,018 --> 00:26:06,798
I'm so damn glad to be here
669
00:26:06,823 --> 00:26:09,090
with the Chans tonight.
670
00:26:09,115 --> 00:26:10,622
- Oh.
- Yeah.
671
00:26:11,669 --> 00:26:13,216
I'm... I'm sorry. You know what?
672
00:26:13,218 --> 00:26:15,115
I have to just hit the ladies room.
673
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,340
I'm not a football player. Ha, ha. Okay.
674
00:26:18,192 --> 00:26:20,403
- (Rebecca clears her throat)
- She...
675
00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:23,961
Hey!
676
00:26:23,963 --> 00:26:26,950
Hey, why are you spying on
me, you Inglorious Bastard?
677
00:26:26,975 --> 00:26:28,909
Oh, please. I am not
here because of you.
678
00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:31,134
This is the only decent
restaurant in town.
679
00:26:31,159 --> 00:26:32,525
It's the only place I can get a steak
680
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,420
that isn't stuffed with cheese.
681
00:26:34,445 --> 00:26:35,912
Thank you.
682
00:26:35,937 --> 00:26:37,404
Now, quit bothering me
683
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,552
and go back to Board
Shorts McGee and his family.
684
00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:42,216
You know what? His name is
Josh Freaking Chan, okay?
685
00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:43,294
It's not Board Shorts McGee.
686
00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:44,918
It's not Flip Flop,
it's not Water Cooler.
687
00:26:44,943 --> 00:26:47,052
And frankly, you're a little
obsessed with Josh Chan.
688
00:26:47,077 --> 00:26:49,344
Yeah, it's, like, weird and unhealthy.
689
00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:52,223
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
690
00:26:52,248 --> 00:26:56,318
Hundo for you if you slip some
American cheese singles into his steak.
691
00:26:58,638 --> 00:27:01,005
- Oh! Sorry about that.
- (Josh laughs)
692
00:27:01,349 --> 00:27:03,832
Rebecca is so good at her job.
693
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,388
In fact, she's so devoted to her job,
694
00:27:05,413 --> 00:27:08,958
I really haven't seen her a
whole lot the last couple of days.
695
00:27:08,983 --> 00:27:11,279
Uh, but, you know,
she's really inspired me.
696
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:13,365
I've been talking to
Alex about a promotion.
697
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:16,146
LOURDES: Oh, that's wonderful, Josh.
698
00:27:16,171 --> 00:27:18,513
JOSEPH: Are you out of
that tiny backroom yet?
699
00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:19,857
I told you,
700
00:27:19,882 --> 00:27:22,530
that's where the management desks are.
701
00:27:22,555 --> 00:27:23,954
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
702
00:27:23,956 --> 00:27:25,956
NATHANIEL: I thought he was
here to change the water cooler...
703
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:27,873
(echoing): water cooler...
704
00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,297
Blah, blah, puka shells,
705
00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:30,592
blah, blah, karate,
706
00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:31,826
blah, blah, blah,
707
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,551
sleeping in my old twin bed, blah, blah,
708
00:27:33,576 --> 00:27:35,743
intensive purposes.
709
00:27:36,051 --> 00:27:37,630
(clearing her throat)
710
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,278
See, I always urge people
to hang on to their receipts,
711
00:27:40,303 --> 00:27:42,371
because of our generous return policy;
712
00:27:42,396 --> 00:27:44,439
60 days, with or without the box.
713
00:27:44,441 --> 00:27:45,801
NATHANIEL: Go back to
Board Shorts McGee.
714
00:27:45,826 --> 00:27:47,631
(echoing): Board Shorts, McGee...
715
00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:49,878
Doop, doop, dee doop,
716
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,045
doop, doople dee doop,
717
00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:52,447
doop, doop, doop.
718
00:27:52,449 --> 00:27:53,982
Doople dee doop, doop, doop,
719
00:27:53,984 --> 00:27:55,037
doop, doop, doop...
720
00:27:55,062 --> 00:27:56,261
Stop it.
721
00:27:56,286 --> 00:27:57,585
What's wrong, Rebecca?
722
00:27:57,587 --> 00:28:00,188
Um, I'm so sorry, I, um...
723
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:01,974
(smacks lips) I have to go.
724
00:28:01,999 --> 00:28:03,842
You're not, like, actually going.
725
00:28:03,867 --> 00:28:05,053
We-we just got here.
726
00:28:05,078 --> 00:28:06,778
We-we haven't gotten our amuse bushes.
727
00:28:06,803 --> 00:28:08,045
It's a amuse-bouche! Okay?
728
00:28:08,070 --> 00:28:09,974
It's a small bite that
tickles your palate.
729
00:28:09,999 --> 00:28:12,371
I'm sorry, didn't mean
to get mad at that.
730
00:28:12,396 --> 00:28:14,029
I have to go. I have to fix this.
731
00:28:14,054 --> 00:28:16,982
Josh, all I want to do is
be back in our love bubble.
732
00:28:17,007 --> 00:28:18,673
Okay, but I-I-I have to go,
733
00:28:18,675 --> 00:28:19,874
I have to go.
734
00:28:23,252 --> 00:28:24,785
That was rude.
735
00:28:24,881 --> 00:28:25,947
It was.
736
00:28:25,949 --> 00:28:27,282
(sighs)
737
00:28:27,284 --> 00:28:29,498
I still like her more than Valencia.
738
00:28:33,256 --> 00:28:35,023
(sighs)
739
00:28:35,025 --> 00:28:36,837
REBECCA: Nathaniel's
just ruining everything.
740
00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:39,493
He's getting in my head, he's making
me think that Josh is an idiot,
741
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,095
which is ridiculous.
742
00:28:41,097 --> 00:28:42,730
Oh, it's fine. Okay, all I have to do
743
00:28:42,732 --> 00:28:44,720
is get the proof, get the
client, save everyone's jobs,
744
00:28:44,745 --> 00:28:46,201
and then I can just quit
745
00:28:46,203 --> 00:28:47,753
and go back to my love bubble.
746
00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:49,665
- PAULA: I found something!
- Oh, what?
747
00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:51,501
(screams) Oh, my God!
748
00:28:51,526 --> 00:28:53,697
- That's a skull.
- Just wait, there's more.
749
00:28:53,931 --> 00:28:55,843
- Boom.
- (screaming) Oh, my God.
750
00:28:55,845 --> 00:28:56,878
(groaning): Oh!
751
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,346
- Awesome.
- Yes, awesome.
752
00:28:58,348 --> 00:29:00,626
They totally buried two
bodies in one casket.
753
00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:01,649
I mean, that's not awesome.
754
00:29:01,651 --> 00:29:03,518
But, like, for us, this is awesome.
755
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,054
Yes! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
756
00:29:06,056 --> 00:29:08,189
- There's four leg bones in here!
- Okay, we got the skulls,
757
00:29:08,191 --> 00:29:09,290
we got the proof, let's just...
758
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,259
let's just get out of here, okay?
759
00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:12,093
I've got two pelvises!
760
00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:13,428
MAN: Freeze! Drop the bones!
761
00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,730
Paula, it's the fuzz. Scatter!
762
00:29:33,944 --> 00:29:35,151
(sighs)
763
00:29:35,153 --> 00:29:36,853
Paula!
764
00:29:38,223 --> 00:29:39,639
Paula...
765
00:29:40,148 --> 00:29:42,525
I am so sorry that I left you. I...
766
00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:43,994
the light flashed and I panicked
767
00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:45,864
and I just... I ran here, what happened?
768
00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:49,169
I convinced the security
guard to let me go.
769
00:29:49,194 --> 00:29:50,882
- How?
- (sighs)
770
00:29:51,298 --> 00:29:54,070
I told him that I would go
to the Long Beach Aquarium
771
00:29:54,072 --> 00:29:56,124
with him on Saturday.
772
00:29:56,155 --> 00:29:59,389
He likes the touch tank.
773
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,878
I don't want to talk about it.
774
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,788
I just want to go home and shower.
775
00:30:03,813 --> 00:30:05,515
Yeah, I understand that, Paula,
776
00:30:05,517 --> 00:30:07,183
but we can't... we can't...
we got to get to work.
777
00:30:07,185 --> 00:30:08,812
- What?
- Oh, it's 7:45!
778
00:30:08,837 --> 00:30:10,015
- We got to go!
- Why?
779
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,359
Just-just get this jalopy moving, Paula.
780
00:30:11,384 --> 00:30:13,189
But I want to go home
and scrub the dead bodies
781
00:30:13,191 --> 00:30:14,791
and the security guard
breath off my body.
782
00:30:14,793 --> 00:30:17,527
Paula, Nathaniel's gonna start
firing people at 8:00 a.m.
783
00:30:19,478 --> 00:30:21,678
(tires screeching)
784
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,171
Business is not personal.
785
00:30:28,173 --> 00:30:30,006
It's about the bottom line.
786
00:30:30,008 --> 00:30:31,968
It's about efficiency,
saving time and money...
787
00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:34,685
Just do it! I can't take it anymore.
788
00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:37,247
Do with me what you will,
fire me, throw me out.
789
00:30:37,249 --> 00:30:39,449
Cover me in honey and blindfold me.
790
00:30:39,451 --> 00:30:41,317
My safe word is penis.
791
00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:43,186
I heard someone yell penis.
792
00:30:43,188 --> 00:30:44,387
What's wrong, Karen?
793
00:30:44,412 --> 00:30:45,432
NATHANIEL: Listen. (scoffs)
794
00:30:45,457 --> 00:30:46,812
It's nothing personal,
795
00:30:46,837 --> 00:30:47,789
- but...
- (elevator bell dings)
796
00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:49,192
REBECCA: Stop, stop. Stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
797
00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:50,226
Stop, stop.
798
00:30:50,228 --> 00:30:51,294
We have proof.
799
00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:52,629
Paula and I have proof
800
00:30:52,631 --> 00:30:54,898
that the cemetery's
committing burial fraud.
801
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:56,966
Great. Where is that proof?
802
00:30:56,968 --> 00:30:59,269
Okay. It was a little bit
confiscated, but we can get more
803
00:30:59,271 --> 00:31:00,403
because we know it's there now.
804
00:31:00,405 --> 00:31:01,738
So you still don't have the client.
805
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:02,749
Technically, no.
806
00:31:02,774 --> 00:31:04,358
But they will hire us once they see...
807
00:31:04,383 --> 00:31:07,538
How many times do I have
to say Friday at 8:00 a.m.
808
00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:08,745
That's the deadline.
809
00:31:08,747 --> 00:31:11,247
You lost. Game over.
Get out of the pool,
810
00:31:11,272 --> 00:31:13,772
wash off the chlorine, and
apologize to your father.
811
00:31:13,797 --> 00:31:15,124
What?
812
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:17,931
It's over.
813
00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:19,382
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Please, please don't do this.
814
00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:21,248
Please don't do this. Can
I talk to you in private?
815
00:31:21,273 --> 00:31:24,060
For just one-one second,
one second, in private.
816
00:31:30,569 --> 00:31:32,926
Rebecca, I understand
that you are emotional,
817
00:31:32,951 --> 00:31:34,293
but, hey, we had a deal.
818
00:31:34,318 --> 00:31:36,604
You cannot do this to these people.
819
00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:37,910
- Well, uh...
- These are good people.
820
00:31:37,935 --> 00:31:39,776
They've supported me
through a lot of tough times.
821
00:31:39,778 --> 00:31:41,611
I mean, I moved here
less than a year ago,
822
00:31:41,613 --> 00:31:44,114
completely started over
and they, they supported me.
823
00:31:44,116 --> 00:31:46,293
You know, even the most
humiliating moments.
824
00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,084
I pooped in a shoe on YouTube.
825
00:31:48,086 --> 00:31:49,637
Okay?! That's what happened.
826
00:31:49,662 --> 00:31:51,187
Please, I beg you. I'm begging you.
827
00:31:51,189 --> 00:31:52,254
- (sighs)
- Human to human,
828
00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:53,989
just reconsider, just reconsider.
829
00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:56,314
You know, I really thought
that you could be a winner.
830
00:31:57,062 --> 00:31:59,195
Help me put this place on the map.
831
00:31:59,197 --> 00:32:00,563
But I was wrong.
832
00:32:00,894 --> 00:32:01,893
You're weak.
833
00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:02,966
And I should've recognized that
834
00:32:02,968 --> 00:32:05,573
the second I met your loser boyfriend.
835
00:32:05,598 --> 00:32:08,004
If you'll excuse me, I have
some people that I need to fire,
836
00:32:08,006 --> 00:32:10,039
but I need to get my list
because, for some reason,
837
00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:12,609
I can't remember anyone's
name except for Paula's.
838
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:17,809
(shouts)
839
00:32:19,117 --> 00:32:20,894
- Get over here.
- Hey, hey, hey.
840
00:32:21,086 --> 00:32:22,352
Oh, you're such an arrogant jerk.
841
00:32:22,354 --> 00:32:25,301
You're about to ruin the
lives of these innocent...
842
00:32:25,326 --> 00:32:26,689
semi-hardworking people.
843
00:32:26,691 --> 00:32:28,199
Also, do you know
what you've made me do?
844
00:32:28,224 --> 00:32:29,737
You made me offend my future in-laws.
845
00:32:29,762 --> 00:32:31,074
You almost got me arrested.
846
00:32:31,099 --> 00:32:33,346
I watched my best friend hold
a human pelvis in her hands.
847
00:32:33,371 --> 00:32:35,031
I have offered to show my ample bosom
848
00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:37,433
to so many gross, old men,
849
00:32:37,435 --> 00:32:39,536
and you made the love of my life say,
850
00:32:39,538 --> 00:32:41,838
"Boop-be-doop, be-doop,
be-doop, be-doop, be-doop."
851
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,907
I don't know, those words sound
a little advanced for Josh.
852
00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:45,450
Come here, oh!
853
00:32:45,475 --> 00:32:47,710
Okay, listen, you are
surprisingly nimble,
854
00:32:47,712 --> 00:32:48,821
- but...
- (grunts)
855
00:32:48,846 --> 00:32:49,846
just put the pen down.
856
00:32:49,848 --> 00:32:50,880
- Okay?
- Why are you running?
857
00:32:50,882 --> 00:32:52,891
Why are you running so fast from a girl?
858
00:32:52,985 --> 00:32:54,494
Stop running, you coward!
859
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:56,733
Why don't we stop right
here and just take a breath.
860
00:32:56,758 --> 00:32:57,790
Huh?
861
00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:00,758
- Oh, no.
- (shouts)
862
00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:01,757
Whoa.
863
00:33:01,758 --> 00:33:03,532
It's the flying squirrel.
864
00:33:10,313 --> 00:33:12,680
(both grunting)
865
00:33:14,403 --> 00:33:15,936
Oh, God!
866
00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:17,070
Well, we should break it up.
867
00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:19,453
She might hurt him and
that would be terrible.
868
00:33:19,478 --> 00:33:22,131
Darryl, you're the boss.
You have to intervene!
869
00:33:22,156 --> 00:33:23,508
Actually, I'm not a boss.
870
00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:24,640
I'm not even a co-boss.
871
00:33:24,665 --> 00:33:26,531
I'm a semi-pseudo-boss.
872
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:27,937
I mean nothing.
873
00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:29,750
I'm useless. A puppet.
874
00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:32,242
(crying): A male cheerleader.
875
00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:34,281
NATHANIEL: No. No, no, no, no.
876
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,780
- Oh, no.
- REBECCA: Let me kill you.
877
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,115
NATHANIEL: Oh, God.
878
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,294
- (Rebecca and Nathaniel grunting)
- Hello, gentlemen.
879
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:43,086
How may I help you?
880
00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,414
(Rebecca and Nathaniel grunting)
881
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,505
- REBECCA: Take it.
- NATHANIEL: No.
882
00:33:45,530 --> 00:33:47,476
- Take it.
- Uh... yes.
883
00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,422
Nathaniel has a terrible peanut allergy
884
00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:51,582
and Rebecca is trying to
stab him with an EpiPen.
885
00:33:51,607 --> 00:33:52,718
REBECCA: I'm gonna kill you.
886
00:33:52,743 --> 00:33:53,951
- Really?
- (grunts)
887
00:33:53,984 --> 00:33:56,313
- You are crazy.
- Yeah, little bit.
888
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:57,868
(knocking)
889
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:08,450
Gentlemen, I am so sorry
you had to witness that.
890
00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:10,490
Peanut allergies, my son has that.
891
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:13,383
It's a nightmare. Blasted legumes.
892
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,693
Ah.
893
00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,686
What can we do for you sirs?
894
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,921
Oh, uh, the cemetery dropped
their suit this morning,
895
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,257
and we thought that you might
have something to do with it
896
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,960
and now that we smell
the scent of death on you,
897
00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:25,536
we know it was you.
898
00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:27,122
You really went above and beyond.
899
00:34:27,147 --> 00:34:29,781
Or should I say... below?
900
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:31,496
(laughs)
901
00:34:31,521 --> 00:34:33,179
(laughs)
902
00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:35,294
(all laughing)
903
00:34:35,568 --> 00:34:37,607
- (laughing): Good one, Stonebrow.
- Thank you.
904
00:34:37,632 --> 00:34:39,342
So, you can send the papers over today.
905
00:34:39,513 --> 00:34:41,357
Let's get that land, okay?
906
00:34:41,382 --> 00:34:42,945
Oh, wonderful.
907
00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:45,114
Uh, looking forward to
working with you sirs.
908
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,935
Thank you, guys.
909
00:34:48,075 --> 00:34:49,986
So... I did it.
910
00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:51,185
I got the money.
911
00:34:51,210 --> 00:34:53,066
So, you fire any of these people
912
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,534
over my dead body.
913
00:34:54,605 --> 00:34:55,864
Pun intended.
914
00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:57,127
Sir...
915
00:34:57,169 --> 00:34:59,228
if you're gonna terminate
anyone, let it be me...
916
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:01,161
- Darryl...
- ... for I am the angel
917
00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:03,832
that let the devil run
loose in this house.
918
00:35:03,857 --> 00:35:06,402
My greed has imperiled
these wonderful people.
919
00:35:06,427 --> 00:35:07,739
Shame on me...
920
00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:09,931
for I have failed all of you.
921
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,497
I am but the jester in
this house of feathers.
922
00:35:13,522 --> 00:35:14,972
(pens falling)
923
00:35:14,997 --> 00:35:16,279
Really?
924
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,782
Why is everyone so dramatic around here?
925
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,819
Look, I've been saying all
week, I need to hit a number
926
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,754
and we just did, so...
927
00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:26,456
you're safe for today.
928
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,057
- Yes!
- See?
929
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,959
Oh! Wow!
930
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,060
DARRYL: Oh, geez.
931
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,429
- Oh!
- Oh.
932
00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:34,397
Sorry.
933
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,832
- Oh, you did a great job.
- Good job.
934
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:36,866
- (shouts, laughs)
- Yeah, buddy.
935
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,362
DARRYL: Oh, you did, yeah.
936
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:39,862
Totally worth it.
937
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:41,938
You smell awful.
938
00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:49,545
Well, thank you for literally
fighting for us in there.
939
00:35:49,570 --> 00:35:51,184
Oh, he's a terrible person.
940
00:35:51,209 --> 00:35:54,505
He is a... terrible, terrible...
941
00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,138
dreamboat.
942
00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:59,733
Like, it's weird how
good-looking he is, right?
943
00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:01,124
It's an, it's not, no...
944
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,849
it's-it's like he's chiseled
945
00:36:02,874 --> 00:36:05,443
out of evil marble.
946
00:36:07,662 --> 00:36:08,691
What's the matter?
947
00:36:08,716 --> 00:36:09,935
Everything worked out
948
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,778
and you are free and clear.
949
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:13,636
I mean, you can just go
back to your love bubble.
950
00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:16,605
I feel so terrible
about how I treated Josh.
951
00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:18,216
No, I let Nathaniel get to me
952
00:36:18,241 --> 00:36:19,976
and I feel awful about it.
953
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,599
Honey, you were just trying
to save everybody's jobs.
954
00:36:22,624 --> 00:36:25,181
I know, but I seriously
don't know what came over me.
955
00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:27,617
I mean, Josh is my world
956
00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:30,653
and suddenly, Nathaniel made
me think that was stupid,
957
00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:31,990
even for just a second.
958
00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,222
I-I mean...
959
00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:35,091
I love Josh Chan
960
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,392
and Josh Chan loves me.
961
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:39,099
Who cares if he's not
an Ivy League snob?
962
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,677
He's a good, decent person.
963
00:36:41,702 --> 00:36:43,869
I love him so much.
964
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,263
Paula, do you think Josh
will ever forgive me?
965
00:37:13,063 --> 00:37:16,064
So, I know I've been a
bitch the past few days
966
00:37:16,245 --> 00:37:19,513
and I think what happened was...
967
00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:23,939
I absorbed Nathaniel's evilness
968
00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:26,320
and it turned me into a lunatic.
969
00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:27,805
Yeah, exactly.
970
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:32,945
But you did save your friends' jobs.
971
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,984
So...
972
00:37:35,009 --> 00:37:36,819
I can forgive you this time.
973
00:37:37,102 --> 00:37:39,321
What about your parents?
974
00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:42,508
I-I can't believe I yelled at you
in front of them and then I left.
975
00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:44,383
I owe them such an apology.
976
00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:45,891
That goes without saying.
977
00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:47,149
Yeah.
978
00:37:47,174 --> 00:37:48,240
(chuckles)
979
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:49,516
Hey...
980
00:37:55,645 --> 00:37:58,379
So, um, what do you want to do?
981
00:37:58,404 --> 00:38:01,405
You want to get in our pj's and cuddle
982
00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:03,764
or do you want to just
go straight to bed?
983
00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:07,074
- Go to bed.
- Yeah?
984
00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:12,285
Hey, um, how about I
chase you and you run...
985
00:38:12,310 --> 00:38:14,610
like I'm pretending to
be really mad at you.
986
00:38:14,635 --> 00:38:15,601
What?
987
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,527
Yeah, it's like a sexy, silly fun game.
988
00:38:18,552 --> 00:38:21,636
Like... like, I'll-I'll chase you,
989
00:38:21,661 --> 00:38:24,495
pretending that I want to kill you,
990
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,746
and you'll run and it'll be like,
991
00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:28,714
"Watch out! She's gonna get you."
992
00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:30,925
Okay. Well, I'm pretty fast, you know.
993
00:38:30,957 --> 00:38:33,299
In high school, my
100-yard dash was eighth...
994
00:38:33,324 --> 00:38:34,324
(in sexy voice): best in the county.
995
00:38:34,349 --> 00:38:35,421
Yeah, just run.
996
00:38:35,423 --> 00:38:36,597
- Yeah. (shouts)
- (hisses)
997
00:38:36,622 --> 00:38:37,839
- Oh, God!
- (laughs)
998
00:38:37,864 --> 00:38:39,574
- (Josh shouts)
- (Rebecca hisses)
999
00:38:43,370 --> 00:38:45,612
Uh, so, listen, thank you for...
1000
00:38:46,003 --> 00:38:47,630
letting me go in the graveyard.
1001
00:38:47,655 --> 00:38:51,090
Oh, don't thank me until you've...
1002
00:38:51,482 --> 00:38:54,886
felt the skin of the ray.
1003
00:38:55,322 --> 00:38:56,454
It's so soft.
1004
00:38:56,683 --> 00:38:58,557
You know, I'm good. I don't...
1005
00:38:58,582 --> 00:38:59,582
I just would like to go soon.
1006
00:38:59,607 --> 00:39:01,871
- Touch the ray... Paula
- All right. Okay.
1007
00:39:01,896 --> 00:39:03,113
Touch the ray.
1008
00:39:03,138 --> 00:39:04,269
(sighs)
1009
00:39:04,886 --> 00:39:07,753
Okay. I touched the ray.
1010
00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,545
Can I go now?
1011
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:10,980
Touch the urchin.
1012
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,314
Mm...
1013
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,300
You have to touch the sea urchin.
1014
00:39:14,325 --> 00:39:16,359
Feels like, I don't know,
1015
00:39:16,384 --> 00:39:19,378
someone doing you a
favor in a graveyard.
1016
00:39:19,614 --> 00:39:21,527
- Okay.
- But, but...
1017
00:39:22,051 --> 00:39:24,027
- I want you to look...
- Ah...
1018
00:39:24,052 --> 00:39:25,504
... at my face,
1019
00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:28,644
so that I can see the moment
when your fingertips...
1020
00:39:28,831 --> 00:39:30,230
touch the urchin.
1021
00:39:35,427 --> 00:39:36,793
How does it feel?
1022
00:39:37,445 --> 00:39:39,343
- (whispering): How does it feel?
- (groans)
1023
00:39:39,368 --> 00:39:42,244
Speak from the heart and
don't lie or I'll know.
1024
00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:43,257
Okay.
1025
00:39:43,282 --> 00:39:45,249
It's, um, it's... sharp.
1026
00:39:45,281 --> 00:39:47,554
It's sharp because the
urchin has the little spines
1027
00:39:47,579 --> 00:39:49,210
And that is how they get food.
1028
00:39:49,235 --> 00:39:51,265
This is so awesome. I
love this stuff so much.
1029
00:39:51,290 --> 00:39:52,757
Let's, let's go look at some coral.
1030
00:39:52,782 --> 00:39:54,148
Okay? Wait, no, no.
1031
00:39:54,173 --> 00:39:55,367
It's this way.
1032
00:39:55,392 --> 00:39:57,023
(whooping)
1033
00:39:57,117 --> 00:40:01,312
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