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[Fly buzzing]
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[Elevator humming]
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[Elevator bell dings]
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I can't fucking believe
we have to fucking work
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on fucking Labor Day.
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It's like everyone died.
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Except worse, because they didn't.
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At least there are fewer
distractions here than at home.
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I can't believe Kate and John
gave us an assignment
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due the day after Labor Day.
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This is corporate fascism,
and we are big-time victims.
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In fairness, they did give us
the assignment two months ago.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
What were we supposed to do?
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Evenly spread out the work
over the course of a few weeks?
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You're right. That's crazy.
We are big-time victims.
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Thank you! [Scoffs]
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[Ding!]
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[Singsong voice] It's beginning
to look a lot like Labor Day.
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Now that we have every light source
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in the building running
through one outlet,
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let's write this speech about reducing
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Hampton DeVille's carbon footprint.
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God, it's hot in here.
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I forgot they turn the A/C off
over the weekend.
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Why did we even wear
suits today? Nobody's here.
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I guess I was sort of
on autopilot this morning.
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Most of the time, I'm barely paying
attention to what I'm doing.
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Sometimes I don't even
realize I'm at work
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until I'm leaving for the day.
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[Slurps] Oh! That coffee's from Friday.
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If we're gonna be trapped
here on a holiday,
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let's at least be comfortable.
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Okay, we know basically
what they need to say.
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Let's just throw some stuff out there.
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All right. How about this?
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"Hi. I'm Kate, and this is John,
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and we're responsible
for a string of murders
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across Central Florida in 2003."
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"Hi. I'm Kate, and this is John,
and for the next few minutes,
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try not to imagine us
having terrifying sex."
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Hi. I'm Kate, and this is John,
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and we flew here today
on a private fucking jet
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to tell you about how the
environment is in trouble.
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Are you giving a speech or
guiding a plane on the tarmac?
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I'm using my hands to speak.
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Any good public speaker will tell you
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that the hands are
the mouth of the torso.
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No one will tell you that.
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But if they did,
they would use... their hands.
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Okay. How about this
for a second sentence?
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"Hampton DeVille is going green."
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Ohh! Powerful. Sorkin-esque.
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This is really starting
to come together.
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I'm hungry.
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Oh, are you?
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Yeah. I are.
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[Drawers sliding]
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Ooh! Really fancy cookies.
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I think Grace knew we would do this
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and she left those there for us to find.
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I can't think of another
reason they'd be here.
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What else does she have in here?
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- Oh, my God.
- Mmm.
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Is this a mouse... house?
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Whoa. This is crazy.
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The attention to detail is shocking.
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Is that a coffee table made of staples?
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That's Grace's portrait on
the wall above the mouse's bed.
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Is that a dart board
with a cat's face on it?
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That's clever.
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The floor's made of Popsicle sticks.
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This must have taken hundreds of hours.
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- It's a mouseterpiece.
- Okay.
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You think you know someone for years,
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and then you see something
like this, and you're like,
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"I don't know who this person is,
and I never did."
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I don't think I'll ever
recover from seeing this.
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Okay. We should really get back to work.
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Definitely.
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[Clanking]
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Whoa. This guy's been busy.
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MATT: Jackpot!
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[Tchaikovsky's "Piano Concerto
No. 1 in B flat minor" playing]
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Wait, Matt. That's a Christmas tin.
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That popcorn is nine months old.
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See? That's where you're wrong.
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But don't worry. Popcorn doesn't expire.
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- It's like yogurt.
- Oh!
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"I had the dream again.
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Christian told me
I had good taste in music.
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The feeling was unlike anything
else I've ever experienced.
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The next thing I knew, I was flying,
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soaring, in fact, sitting
on Christian's shoulders,
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and I had no idea where
I left my bikini top."
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Okay.
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It's tasteful.
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Whoa. That's a lot of stress balls.
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Are these bite marks?
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We should really get back to work.
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[Hollow clanking]
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Best moment of my life
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was hitting a home run in Little League.
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I was 9, and I was terrible at baseball.
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Awful.
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But then, one time at bat,
I stepped up to the plate,
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swung as hard as I could,
and blasted it over the fence!
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Nobody on my team had hit
a home run all season.
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But there I was, Fatty Matty,
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standing at home plate stunned... Puhh!
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as the ball flew over the fence.
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I have never again felt anything
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even really approaching
the joy that I felt that day.
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Your life would be a Greek
tragedy if it weren't so boring.
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All right, one more pitch,
and then let's get back to work.
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[Crack!]
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Whoo! Fatty Matty does it again!
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[Doors creaking]
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- Is that... a dinosaur?
- [Distant thud]
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Did you hear something?
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CHRISTIAN: No, working from home
wasn't really an option.
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Too many distractions.
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I never should have bought
that rock tumbler.
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Yeah. [Laughs] I don't know why I agreed
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to give this speech in the first place.
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I mean, the last thing I fucking need
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is another fucking honorary
degree from fucking Harvard.
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[Laughs] I know.
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All right. Uh, talk soon, Eminem.
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[Thud]
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I'm forever blowing bubbles
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Pretty bubbles in the air
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They fly so high
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Nearly reach the sky
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Then, like my dreams, they fade and die
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[Clears throat] Good evening.
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I'm Christian DeVille.
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This honorary degree from Harvard
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is going to sit in the trunk of my car.
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Oh, come on, Chrissy.
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Okay. Um, I'm Christian DeVille.
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And I was rejected by Harvard.
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But that didn't stop me
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from becoming a self-important asshole.
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You're a wizard, Christian.
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So you're going to Hogwarts.
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[Gasps] Ohh!
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You're looking quite handsome
tonight, Professor McGonagall.
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Would you care to go out
for a butter beer?
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Shut up, Draco! You dirty Slytherin!
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I'll see you on the Quidditch field!
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[Soft crunch]
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Avada Kedavra, Snape!
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Thank you, Mr. President of Harvard,
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for this honorary doctorate degree.
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But it would certainly
be a shame if somebody...
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cut it in half!
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Ahh.
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[Inhales sharply]
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[Sword thuds]
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Hmm.
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Okay, Chrissy. Here are the rules.
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You slice this pear,
you go back to work.
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- [Swish!]
- [Groans]
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- [Swish!]
- [Groans]
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[Doors creak softly]
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- [Swish!]
- [Grunts]
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[Thud]
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[Crunch]
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Who's out there?!
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- Those are my pants.
- Shit. Sorry.
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[Both breathing heavily]
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Can you tie my tie? It takes
me like five times every time.
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It'll just be faster if you do it.
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Umm...
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- Hurry up, Jake.
- Shut up!
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"And, ultimately, going
green isn't just for us.
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Going green is for future generations."
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[Chuckles softly]
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JAKE: Ohh! Mr. DeVille.
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Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Working on Labor Day,
if you can believe it.
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We've been holed up
in this office all day.
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There's an intruder in the building.
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And they're still at large.
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Come with me.
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CHRISTIAN: I don't think I've
ever been down here before.
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MATT: This is our floor.
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It's sort of the nerve center
of the company.
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[Fly buzzing]
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It's very sad.
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- [Clattering]
- [Christian screams]
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[Sighs]
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I have to say this little hunt
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is starting to feel downright spooky.
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We're like the Hardy Boys, huh?
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[Chuckles] No. "Scooby-Doo."
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You're Scooby. You're Shaggy.
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And I'm Velma. She was the smart one.
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MATT: Well, looks like
the cafeteria's empty.
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Whew.
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Y-You know what they
used to do in "Scooby-Doo"?
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They'd get distracted and make
these really big sandwiches.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah.
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[Tchaikovsky's "Piano Concerto
No. 1 in B flat minor" playing]
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CHRISTIAN: So you two were
the only ones here all day,
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and you worked the whole time?
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Yeah. I guess you could say
work is our passion.
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Impressive. I'm a bit of
a procrastinator myself.
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If I don't want to do something,
oh, I just start goofing off.
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I can't picture that.
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I hate it when something
gets stuck in my teeth.
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Ruins my whole day.
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It always happens to me with popcorn.
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Popped corn?
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Oh. Yeah.
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I went to the movies last night
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and saw the new Oscar-nominated
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animated shorts with
my friend "Popcorn"...
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David Corn.
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Anyway, the shorts were...
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The shorts were
really interesting shorts.
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- Uh, there was...
- Dave is a really solid dude.
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Hm.
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You know what I'm always tempted
to do when I'm here alone?
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What?
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Snoop around in other people's offices.
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Wouldn't that be fun?
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"Last night I had
my favorite dream again.
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I was a lioness." [Laughs]
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"Licking Christian's head.
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It tasted even better
than the last time."
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What's that?
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I don't know. Let's take a look.
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Okay. I think I'm done looking
through John's office.
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Hmm.
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CHRISTIAN: When I was 8 years old,
I hit a home run in Little League,
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which was a bit of a miracle
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because typically,
I couldn't hit a thing.
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[Grunts] Aah!
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All the boys used to call me
Missy Chrissy.
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I rode the bench all year.
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But final game of the season,
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coach had no choice but to put me in.
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[Grunts]
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The game was tied. Bottom of the ninth.
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I stepped up to the plate.
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And I knocked it out of the park!
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[Chuckles] You know, even though
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- I own a multibillion-dollar corporation...
- [Spits]
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...hitting that home run
is still the greatest thing
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that ever happened to me.
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[Grunts, laughs]
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Oh, G... I'm just kidding.
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But those Harvard idiots
will eat that up.
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I'm gonna put that in my speech.
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All right. One more, and
then we get back to work.
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Now, put a little stink
on this one, Shaggy Koufax.
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[Clank!]
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In your face, Shaggy!
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Missy Chrissy does it again!
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Hey, Matt! Look what I found!
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CHRISTIAN: And the crowd
goes wild! [Laughs]
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[Grunts]
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John! What are you doing here?!
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I ordered a beautiful poster
as a little Labor Day
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present for my wife,
but I forgot it in my office.
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- What, you give Labor Day gifts?
- Well, yeah.
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00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,610
Well, we always exchange
gifts on Labor Day.
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I mean, this is our first one,
but we always do it.
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- She got me a CD tower.
- John!
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I don't know how to explain this to you,
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but Christian has been stalking
the hallways of Hampton DeVille
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with a sword looking for
an intruder eating popcorn,
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and right now you fit the description!
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You need to get out of here,
or he's gonna kill you!
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- I had a dream about this.
- Go!
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John. Ball.
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Who were you just talking to?
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Nobody. I mean, myself.
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You wouldn't lie to me,
would you, Shaggy?
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[Crunch]
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Popped corn.
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I think we should get back to work.
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That's a great idea.
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And find that intruder once and for all.
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[Crunch]
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I'm forever blowing bubbles
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Pretty bubbles in the air
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They fly so high
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Nearly reach the sky
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Then, like my dreams,
they fade and die
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Fortune's always hiding
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-
I've looked everywhere
- [John breathing rapidly]
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I'm forever blowing bubbles
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Pretty bubbles in...
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- Mr. DeVille, wait!
- Why?
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[Squeaking]
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Well, who do we have here?
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So you're the intruder. [Laughs]
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And what a cute little intruder you are.
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I'm going to name you Trudy.
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Trudy the Intruder. [Laughs]
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Well, Scooby, Shaggy, it looks
like we've solved our mystery.
352
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:37,161
Or should I say mouse-tery? [Laughs]
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00:19:37,186 --> 00:19:38,630
Ha ha ha. Ha.
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00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,809
Boys, it's been fun, but
I've got to get back to work.
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00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,567
I'm going to lock myself in this office
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00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:44,250
and not leave until I'm finished.
357
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:47,084
MATT: Uh, but we still haven't
looked through Kate's office.
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Now, Shaggy.
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That'll have to wait
until next Labor Day.
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00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:55,124
Please... find her a nice home.
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00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,093
[Squeaking]
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00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,135
Happy Labor Day, Trudy.
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00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:06,036
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00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:10,795
I'm forever blowing bubbles
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00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:15,803
Pretty bubbles in the air
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00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:18,139
They fly so high
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Nearly reach the sky
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00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:21,793
Well, Trudy, thanks for saving us.
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00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,713
I wish I could take you home
and feed you to Pebbles,
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00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:26,567
but you showed me kindness,
so I will do the same to you.
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00:20:26,612 --> 00:20:30,113
Fortune's always hiding
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- Okay, what do we have so far?
- [Exhales sharply]
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"Hi. I'm Kate, and this is John,
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and Hampton DeVille is going green."
375
00:20:37,011 --> 00:20:38,882
Great. This thing is gonna write itself.
376
00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:41,171
We just hunker down and focus,
we'll be done in no time.
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00:20:41,226 --> 00:20:42,758
- Agreed.
- [Slurps] Oh!
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00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,194
By the way, I did a photo shoot
with Pebbles last night.
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00:20:45,196 --> 00:20:47,529
- You want to see?
- Of course, I fucking want to see.
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00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:48,582
Get over here.
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Pretty bubbles
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- She's a natural beauty.
- She really pops on the screen.
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00:20:53,454 --> 00:20:56,106
She's a born star, and I'll fucking
kill anyone who says otherwise.
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00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:59,478
- She should be in the movies.
- That's what I keep saying.
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00:21:00,908 --> 00:21:04,709
It's just the things that you do
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They make me go kind of creepy
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00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,351
Ha-ha, I don't know
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00:21:11,428 --> 00:21:13,828
But I love it
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