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Wow. They found a way to make
the human being even creepier.
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Covering him in icicles.
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I think it's festive.
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Yeah, my favorite
Christmas tradition
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is trimming the hellraiser.
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Guys, I found something
we can watch together
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for Christmas this year.
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The long-lost 1981 Inspector
Spacetime Holiday Special.
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Run time two and half hours
and so critically reviled
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that after it aired, the creator
has his knighthood revoked.
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That sounds terrible.
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I want to watch it twice,
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but I'm spending Christmas
with my relatives.
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Or rather, I'm spending
the day with my relatives
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while they refuse
to acknowledge Christmas.
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You Jehovah's Witnesses--
so severe.
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Andre and I will be spending
Christmas giving gifts
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to the more persuadable
of our Jewish friends.
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I wouldn't call an unannounced
visit from your pastor "a gift."
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And don't bother this year.
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I'll be at the movies
with my bubbe.
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You're not taking both of them?
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Well, one's dead.
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- What?
- I was looking forward
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to hanging out with you guys
this Christmas.
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This semester has been so long
and dark and angry.
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I was thinking we could have
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some light-hearted fun
as a family.
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I think what we've learned,
Abed,
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is that attempts to make
the holidays brighter
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tend to give them
a certain darkness.
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Oh, I don't know
if I agree with that.
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Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
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Actually, maybe I do.
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'tis the season
to be jolly
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fa la la la la
la la rock on!
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Merry Christmas, Greendale.
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Glee club here, reminding you
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that our Christmas pageant
is coming.
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Next stop, regionals!
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What the hell
are "regionals?"
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They never stop talking
about it.
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I said deck
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Please tell me we were
not this obnoxious
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the year we filled in for them.
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T-minus five seconds
till hip-hop remix.
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Four, three.
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Come on!
Re-re-re-remix!
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Re-re-re-remix!
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Fa la la la la
f-a l-a
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come on whoo
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You're awfully quiet, Jeff.
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Nobody hates Glee Club
more than you.
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Today I'm just content
to sit back and enjoy the show.
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And now
our pop music mash-up!
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Elton Lil' John Lennon!
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Kick it!
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Hey, tiny dancer!
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Okay!
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Stop!
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Cease and desist.
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Glee club, meet ASCAP,
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protecting musical copyrights
since 1914.
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It appears they have received
an anonymous tip
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that unlicensed material
was being performed here
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without the artists' permission.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Glee club
just became History Club.
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My soul is dead!
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Oh!
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Okay, if anyone asks,
we were never here.
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Why?
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Give me some rope,
time in a tree
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give me the hope
to run out of steam
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somebody said
we could be here
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we could be roped up,
tied up, dead in a year
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I can't count the reasons
I should stay
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one by one they all
just fade away
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Sync by honeybunny, corrected by susanaLC
www.addic7ed.com
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The Glee Club
is at Westside Hospital,
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recuperating from
a collective nervous breakdown.
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This is the second glee club
we've lost in two years.
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We might have to cancel
the Christmas pageant.
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And to think they were
this close to regionals.
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What the hell are regionals?
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They're this close, Pierce.
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Anyway, an old friend
wants to talk to you.
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Your favorite
glee club instructor,
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the dreamy and boyish
Mr. Cory Radison!
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Oh!
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Uh, I thought I told you
to call me Mr. Rad.
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Or Cory.
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Just don't call me
"late to dinner."
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Unless you're serving
brussels sprouts!
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I won't, I promise!
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This guy's like human froyo.
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Look, when the last glee club
died in that bus crash,
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you guys stepped up.
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And you were the best gosh darn
emergency substitutes
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I've ever worked with.
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- Aw!
- Well, this time...
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I'm not gonna kid you.
I won't be easy.
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- Oh!
- Your best...
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Won't be good enough.
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And ten times your best
will be so bad,
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I will yell at you.
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But I promise,
if we dig down--
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- Pass.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Whew.
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Don't you hurt him.
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Mr. Rad!
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I feel like we let
Mr. Rad down.
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No, he let himself down
when he left the house
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this morning
wearing a sweater-vest.
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I guess we did have fun
last time.
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Did we?
I can hardly remember.
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It's all a weird, happy,
musical fog.
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Yeah, it was almost
like being on ecstasy,
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only instead of having
pointless conversations
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and dancing like idiots--
wait.
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It was exactly
like being on ecstasy!
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That's what worries me
about this guy.
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He is equal parts hanson
and manson.
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Nobody let him corner you until
he is out of recruitment mode,
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or next thing you know,
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we'll all be caring
about Christmas pageants and...
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Regionals.
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- You're right, deal.
- Ugh.
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- Agreed.
- Got you.
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What the hell are regionals?
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What are you still doing here?
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I thought I'd give her
one more tinkle
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before I took down decorations.
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No glee club means no pageant,
means no Christmas.
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I'm sure trying
to make things brighter
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just would've made
more darkness.
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That sounds like
a certain ex-lawyer talking.
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I see a lot of myself in you,
Abed.
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You care about your friends,
and you wish they cared
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more about each other.
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That's not an easy position
to be in sometimes.
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I just want my friends and I
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to have
a merry Christmas together.
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Well, maybe you could start
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by giving them the greatest
Christmas gift of all.
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What's that?
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Glee!
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It's a feeling you get
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when your brain finally lets
your heart get in its pants
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Glee!
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It's like a drug
that you use
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that turns pain into shoes
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and your shoes into dance
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How's your piano
still playing this song?
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Glee is the answer
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when questions are wrong
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You'll understand
if you just sing along
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'cause glee is the gift
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that you need
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Glee is what I'll spread
to my friends
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like a virus that sends them
to a healthier place
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Glee!
I'll understand every scene
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because they'll sing
what they mean
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instead of making a face
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Families are closer
when families are winning
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Everything's cooler
when cameras are spinning
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singing and dancing
in unison...
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in-inning
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Glee is the gift
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that we need
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Glee!
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Thank you, Mr. Rad.
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Don't break down the set yet.
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I'm gonna try to get my friends
to be in the Christmas pageant.
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Thank you, Abed!
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Thank you.
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Merry Christmas, Troy.
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Abed, you look gleeful.
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Troy, don't you think
it might actually be fun,
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doing this Christmas pageant
for the glee club?
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Abed, we hate the glee club.
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Yeah.
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I guess I just like
liking things.
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Abed.
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Look, you know I'd do anything
you did, but...
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I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
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We're not supposed
to celebrate Christmas.
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I've been thinking about that.
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I may have a loophole.
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What if you were
a Jehovah's Witness
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that was merely pretending
to be into Christmas,
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gathering clues and blending in
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to take down the holidays
from within?
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You mean like a spy
investigating,
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making it seem
like I'm celebrating,
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when actually I'm infiltrating
Santa's operation?
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- Yoip!
-
Going deep cover
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past enemy lines
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making everybody think
I'm on the Christmas side
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rocking warm sweaters,
hanging big-ass lights
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if the fat man can see me,
yo it's gotta look right
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I'll watch all the tv specials
that I never could
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I'll even cry during the sad
ones, like James Bond would
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and when the big night comes,
it's time to set the bait
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cold milk, hot cookies
decorative plate
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And he'll come down
the chim-in-ey
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and it will be
just him and me
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But he won't know
we're enemies
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'cause I'll play sincere,
spring a trap
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like that, hug him tight,
get on his lap
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and tell him he can
come back every year
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'cause I am Jehovah's
most secret witness
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so I might have to dedicate
my life to Christmas
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and act just like I love it
till the day I die
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a-b-e-d
connoisseur of Christmas
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on the spectrum,
none of your business
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talks to fast to comprehend
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just wanna do right
by my friend
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if years were seasons,
this December
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would be the December
of our December
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more blueprints
than Howard Hughes
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but if they are blue prints,
how do we choose?
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we have to be happy
to get to the end
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we have to save Christmas
to save our friends
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we have to save
Christmas to save our friends
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we have to save Christmas
to save our friends
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Hey, guys.
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Rapping?
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- Yep, wanna join us?
- Totally!
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Wait, you guys never
let me rap with you.
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Well, we're gonna need
all hands on deck
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if we're gonna go to regionals.
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Cool.
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I just need to...
Study...
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Though...In my room.
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So have fun!
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And then, this morning,
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I could hear them
in the bathroom,
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doing
country Western mash-ups.
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And they won't stop talking
about regionals!
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Maybe it's nothing.
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Yeah, if "nothing"
wears a sweater-vest
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and seems aggressively asexual.
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Come on, let's all study
for our biology final
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in our old--
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Where's our table?
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Who's that guy?
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You guys all see him too,
right?
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- Hey, guys.
- Merry Christmas, y'all.
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Sorry about the rearrangement.
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We need this space to rehearse
for the pageant.
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But we're not doing
the pageant.
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Look, guys,
I hear your negativity,
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but also,
can I counter with this?
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Who hates glee?
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Listen to how that sounds.
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Glee literally
means "glee."
259
00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,477
Oh, stop it!
260
00:09:24,511 --> 00:09:26,396
Not liking glee club
doesn't make us bullies,
261
00:09:26,447 --> 00:09:28,548
and implying that
is reverse bullying.
262
00:09:28,582 --> 00:09:29,916
Good point.
Sing about it?
263
00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:30,917
No!
264
00:09:30,951 --> 00:09:33,253
I understand them,
but you, Pierce?
265
00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:34,754
Your generation invented music!
266
00:09:34,788 --> 00:09:37,624
I don't know
about "invented."
267
00:09:37,658 --> 00:09:39,692
- Perfected, maybe.
- Pierce!
268
00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,561
They're just trying to pander
to your demographics'
269
00:09:41,595 --> 00:09:43,796
well-documented
historical vanity. Resist!
270
00:09:43,831 --> 00:09:45,632
Abed,
wasn't Santa Claus himself
271
00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,966
part of Pierce's peer group?
272
00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:49,002
I believe so.
273
00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:51,037
One, two,
three, four.
274
00:09:51,055 --> 00:09:53,539
Santa Claus
was born in 1945
275
00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:56,476
He had a boogie woogie
Coca-Cola army jive
276
00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:59,596
and when the commies
gave the polio to Doris Day
277
00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:01,648
Santa helped the Beatles
chase McCarthy away
278
00:10:01,682 --> 00:10:04,651
that baby boomer Santa
279
00:10:04,685 --> 00:10:06,436
he's never gonna die
280
00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:10,406
Santa fought at Woodstock
and Vietnam
281
00:10:10,441 --> 00:10:15,128
and smoked a ton of acid
and burnt his bra
282
00:10:15,162 --> 00:10:19,582
and then in 1970,
he did more drugs
283
00:10:19,617 --> 00:10:22,635
and his hair stayed long
and he
284
00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:25,038
grew a mustache
285
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:27,740
baby boomer Santa
286
00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:32,128
he's gonna stay
Ali-I-I-ive
287
00:10:32,179 --> 00:10:36,916
Santa invented
Spielberg and microchips
288
00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:41,587
Santa invented
Coca-Cola and aerobics
289
00:10:41,622 --> 00:10:44,924
he made the iron curtain
and the Gremlins 2
290
00:10:44,942 --> 00:10:48,144
fake butter and AIDS
and Twin Peaks!
291
00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:50,029
Baby boomer Santa
292
00:10:50,064 --> 00:10:51,814
thank you for MTV
293
00:10:51,865 --> 00:10:54,867
Ow! Ow!
294
00:10:54,902 --> 00:10:56,452
Baby boomer Santa
295
00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:58,821
thank you for everything
296
00:10:58,872 --> 00:11:00,573
you're welcome
297
00:11:00,607 --> 00:11:03,710
you're welcome
for everything
298
00:11:03,744 --> 00:11:05,211
in the world
299
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:06,879
you're welcome
300
00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:10,049
you're welcome
for all that I bring
301
00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:11,651
to the world
302
00:11:11,685 --> 00:11:14,120
I'm baby boomer Santa
303
00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:18,791
I bring the gift
of the world
304
00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:20,727
baby boomer Santa
305
00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:25,014
I'm an American pearl
306
00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:27,233
- Pierce is on board.
- That's great!
307
00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:28,634
For the Christmas queen,
I'm hoping
308
00:11:28,652 --> 00:11:29,969
we can get Shirley or Annie.
309
00:11:30,004 --> 00:11:31,404
They both have
really strong voices
310
00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:33,323
and natural
vibrato.
311
00:11:33,357 --> 00:11:36,042
- There's also Britta.
- Britta's adorable!
312
00:11:36,076 --> 00:11:38,328
So Shirley or Annie
for the Christmas queen.
313
00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:39,662
There's a leaf
on Britta's head.
314
00:11:39,697 --> 00:11:41,414
She's playing a tree!
315
00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:43,883
And it's gonna be so fun!
316
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,619
Mr. Radison, who authorized
you to rearrange our study room,
317
00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:48,087
and who do you think
you are anyway?
318
00:11:48,122 --> 00:11:51,157
I'll tell you.
319
00:11:52,459 --> 00:11:53,626
Well
320
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,261
well
321
00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:58,097
well
322
00:11:58,132 --> 00:11:59,999
I'm scared to go
into the study room.
323
00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:01,634
There are so many top hats
in there.
324
00:12:01,668 --> 00:12:03,403
I wish there was a way
we could stop all this.
325
00:12:03,437 --> 00:12:05,805
I mean, I realize the stakes
aren't actually that high,
326
00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:07,707
but somehow, that just
makes it extra scary.
327
00:12:07,741 --> 00:12:08,891
I know.
328
00:12:08,942 --> 00:12:11,527
Jeff, I think I know
what Mr. Rad is up to.
329
00:12:11,562 --> 00:12:15,064
There's something
you have to see.
330
00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:17,483
Mr. Rad plans to get
every single member
331
00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:19,285
of our study group
to join the glee club.
332
00:12:19,319 --> 00:12:21,354
Well, I don't know how
he thinks that's gonna happen.
333
00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:23,740
I'll show you.
334
00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,091
Wha--?
335
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,360
This is just one
of the many costume changes
336
00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,028
I'll be doing during the show.
337
00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:31,964
We're a shoo-in for regionals,
right?
338
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,066
Annie, you too?
339
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,050
This is beneath you.
340
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,868
You are an intelligent woman.
341
00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:37,670
Also, you're Jewish!
342
00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:39,205
I guess
I have a lot to learn
343
00:12:39,239 --> 00:12:41,307
about holiday tradition.
344
00:12:45,479 --> 00:12:49,649
Teach me how
to understand Christmas
345
00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:53,886
Show me how to open a box
346
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:55,772
It hurts my little head
347
00:12:55,823 --> 00:12:58,224
when I'm lying in my bed
348
00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:01,194
with visions
of sugarplum socks
349
00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,495
Is this a bit?
350
00:13:02,529 --> 00:13:05,948
Teach me how
to understand Christmas
351
00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:09,085
Do I trim the tree
352
00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:11,270
or the deer?
353
00:13:11,305 --> 00:13:13,172
I can't keep it straight
354
00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:14,607
and now it's getting late
355
00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:16,592
Where does
the stocking go?
356
00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,444
here?
357
00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:19,712
I can't see!
358
00:13:19,746 --> 00:13:21,347
What's a Christmas Eve?
359
00:13:21,381 --> 00:13:23,933
Is that Santa's lady?
360
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:27,920
Are snowmen cold or hot?
361
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:30,106
Won't you be
my daddy?
362
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,775
I'm a silly Christmas baby
363
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,193
tell me what to deck
364
00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,662
'cause I forgot
365
00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:38,981
- Annie.
- Ooh!
366
00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:42,985
"Bwain" hurt-y,
understand-y "cwistmas"
367
00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:47,306
mistletoe for eat-y,
taste good?"
368
00:13:47,341 --> 00:13:49,342
You smarty, me dumb
369
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:51,627
help "pwetty" have fun
370
00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,779
boopy doopy doop boop
371
00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:55,581
sex
372
00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:57,917
Look, eventually, you hit
a point of diminishing returns
373
00:13:57,951 --> 00:13:59,185
on the sexiness.
374
00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:02,655
What's a dimin--?
375
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:05,791
- Stay back, old man.
- Don't even hum.
376
00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:09,011
Shirley, Britta,
I have no intention of singing.
377
00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:10,229
Good.
378
00:14:10,264 --> 00:14:14,484
I can't speak
for these little angels though.
379
00:14:14,518 --> 00:14:15,801
Oh!
380
00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:18,471
there's a magic
in the air
381
00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:21,507
around us
382
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:27,180
we all have the sudden urge
to bake
383
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:31,701
it feels like
a very special birthday
384
00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:36,622
but whose name
should be written on the cake?
385
00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:37,707
Mm!
386
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,992
Shirley,
you need to get out of here!
387
00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:44,864
we asked our public
school to give the answer
388
00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:46,299
They're not gonna tell you.
389
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:50,203
but they could only
teach us not to pray
390
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,771
That's what they do.
That's what they do.
391
00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:57,109
the constitution says
the state can't tell us
392
00:14:57,144 --> 00:15:00,346
was anyone important
born today?
393
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,565
Oh, gotta tell the babies!
394
00:15:02,616 --> 00:15:05,318
Jesus Christ!
395
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:10,122
Jesus Christ is the lord
396
00:15:10,157 --> 00:15:12,325
Happy Birthday, Jesus
397
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:13,492
Happy Birthday
398
00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:15,578
cut the cake,
cut the cake now
399
00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:17,263
cut the cake, my lord
400
00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:19,332
Oh, Jeff, thank God!
401
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:21,968
They got Shirley!
It's just you and me now.
402
00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:25,805
Jeff?
403
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:45,284
Guys, I am swelling with pride!
404
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,041
You stepped up, and you saved
the Christmas pageant!
405
00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,239
Whoo!
406
00:15:49,273 --> 00:15:50,507
And it's all thanks to you,
Mr. Rad.
407
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:53,221
I just hope we can repay you
by making regionals.
408
00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:55,482
Uh, I thought
this was regionals.
409
00:15:56,092 --> 00:15:58,715
Don't let my confusion
undercut their importance.
410
00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,833
Places, everyone!
411
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,588
Scooch, scooch, scooch,
scooch, scooch.
412
00:16:04,622 --> 00:16:05,806
I could not have done this
413
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,123
without your
recruiting skills, Abed.
414
00:16:07,141 --> 00:16:08,792
I was happy to do it.
For a while there, I thought
415
00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:11,294
we were gonna end the semester
on a really dark note.
416
00:16:11,312 --> 00:16:12,729
I'm glad we're singing
and dancing together instead.
417
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,064
This has been a good time.
418
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,066
And it's going to continue
to be a good time.
419
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,735
If we win regionals, then it's
straight on to sectionals.
420
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,238
And then a week later is semis.
Then semiregionals.
421
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,073
Then regional-semis.
422
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,542
Then national
lower-zone semis!
423
00:16:25,577 --> 00:16:27,277
Oh.
424
00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,912
But I kinda thought this was...
425
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,831
You know, just for Christmas.
426
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,716
No, no, no.
427
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,918
This is forever.
428
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,337
This is what we do now.
429
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,390
This is who we are.
430
00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,663
-
Fa la la la la
-
Fa la la la la
431
00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:47,965
-
fa la
-
Fa la la la la
432
00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:50,551
-
fa la la la la
- Holla!
433
00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:53,503
we are planet Christmas
when we sing
434
00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:58,559
we will sing together
throughout everything
435
00:16:58,610 --> 00:16:59,893
-
we are planet Christmas
- Britta.
436
00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:01,945
Is this about regionals?
437
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,196
I just talked to Cory,
and he needs you to be
438
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,398
the mouse king instead of me.
439
00:17:04,449 --> 00:17:07,017
Me? But I'm supposed
to be a mute tree.
440
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:09,052
- It's an emergency.
- Hmm?
441
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,354
This will help us
get to regionals!
442
00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:13,724
I knew it!
Wait, what are the lyrics?
443
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,426
- They're in your heart, Britta.
- Right. Duh doy!
444
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:20,881
we are everyone,
and we are everything
445
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:24,885
Christmas time!
446
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,603
What the--?
447
00:17:26,638 --> 00:17:27,804
Oh, Britta's in this?
448
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,541
I got a Christmas time
for me
449
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:35,646
I got a Christmas time
for a tree
450
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,382
- No! She's ruining it!
-
Christmas
451
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:41,885
Christmas time
452
00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:42,886
me so Christmas,
me so merry
453
00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:45,355
No, stop, stop, stop, stop!
454
00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:47,057
What are you doing?
Get off the stage!
455
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:48,492
I'm singing my heart's song.
456
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,861
Get off the stage,
and never sing again!
457
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:51,995
You are the worst!
458
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,113
Hey!
459
00:17:53,164 --> 00:17:55,232
You do not get to call Britta
"the worst."
460
00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:58,234
- Yeah!
- Let her finish!
461
00:17:58,252 --> 00:17:59,836
Mr. Radison,
I think it's fine.
462
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,289
I know Greendale
is an all-inclusive school.
463
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:05,459
Why don't we let Britta
sing her awkward song?
464
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,744
Yeah!
465
00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:10,080
No, no, no, no, no, no!
466
00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:13,884
This show is supposed to be
gleeful and bright and fun,
467
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,352
and you can let me do that,
468
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,437
or there can be
another bus crash!
469
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,309
Well, figuratively.
470
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,861
I'm not saying,
471
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,098
"I killed
the last glee club."
472
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:31,101
I'm saying
you not listening to me
473
00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:35,572
is like metaphorically cutting
the brake lines on your own--
474
00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:38,542
Look, kings of Leon!
475
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,977
What did he say?
476
00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:43,313
Did Mr. Rad
kill the last glee club?
477
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:45,182
And to think
I trusted him enough
478
00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:48,318
to captain a magic carpet
in that dream I had last night.
479
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,554
Maybe Jeff's right.
480
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,922
Maybe forcing things
to be bright just makes
481
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,323
the darkness underneath
even darker.
482
00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:56,193
This was all my fault for
insisting we do the pageant.
483
00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:58,195
Sorry.
484
00:18:58,229 --> 00:19:00,530
Merry Christmas.
485
00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:04,701
I guess I'll just see you guys
after the holidays.
486
00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:12,642
Happy time day, Reggie.
487
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,078
It is tradition to give
one's constable a gift
488
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,363
at the end
of each orbital cycle.
489
00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:18,048
Oh, thank you, inspector!
490
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:22,319
- Blimey! A hologram?
- Mm-hmm.
491
00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:23,987
Let's activate it
and view the performance.
492
00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:27,324
I tried to find
a way around
493
00:19:27,358 --> 00:19:31,128
then get behind your wall
494
00:19:31,162 --> 00:19:32,929
I tried to reach the top
495
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,064
This is terrible.
496
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:38,335
The angels did say
497
00:19:38,369 --> 00:19:41,555
was to certain
poor Shepherds
498
00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:45,275
in fields where they lay
499
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,029
in fields where they
500
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,682
lay keeping their sheep
501
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:56,520
on a cold winter's night
502
00:19:56,554 --> 00:20:00,223
that was so deep
503
00:20:00,258 --> 00:20:02,526
We decided we wanted to spend
the holiday together.
504
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,228
It's been a dark semester.
505
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:06,730
I basically killed a guy.
506
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:09,532
And I kind of attacked you guys
with a fire axe.
507
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,767
Yeah.
508
00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:12,002
I'm thinking about seeing
a new shrink.
509
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,003
- What?
- Don't.
510
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,204
Holy crap.
511
00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:16,539
Look how terrible
this Christmas special is.
512
00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:20,427
Noel, Noel
513
00:20:20,478 --> 00:20:25,565
Noel, Noel
514
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,418
we will see you
515
00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:33,590
after regionals
516
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:41,913
Merry Christmas!
Sync by honeybunny, corrected by susanaLC www.addic7ed.com
517
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:43,873
Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean
518
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,375
Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean,
Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean
519
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:49,846
Chang, Chang, Chang, Chang
520
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,417
Pop, pop, pop, pop
521
00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:55,585
My name is Alex,
522
00:20:55,619 --> 00:20:57,754
my name is Alex,
my name is Alex
523
00:20:57,788 --> 00:20:58,855
my name is Alex
524
00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:05,595
Merry, merry, merry,
merry "Chang-mas"
525
00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:08,264
merry, merry, merry,
merry "Dean-mas"
526
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:09,899
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Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
527
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,334
- No!
-
Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean
528
00:21:11,368 --> 00:21:13,803
Dean dong
529
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:16,438
- No!
-
Dean dong
530
00:21:16,488 --> 00:21:21,038
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