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This bookshop rules.
I get it --
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-Paper, not screens.
-Yeah.
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Oof, I can't stop thinking about
this prix-fixe pasta tasting
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-at Dobby tonight.
-Wait a second.
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You're going
to Dobby tonight?
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-Girl, yah.
-Dude, you didn't tell me that.
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I saw that chef on "Chef's
Table." She's incredible.
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I love a restaurant
run by women
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'cause they don't rape
or molest their employees,
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and the food
just tastes better. Yeah.
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Also, I told them already
that you don't eat beef.
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Why?
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So there's no beef
on your plate?
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Ilana, I'm not coming
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to your one-year
anniversary dinner tonight.
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Don't be a bitch.
Who's gonna mediate?
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Right, it's the
anniversary/renegotiation
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relationship-check-in.
Dude, this is big.
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Do you have all your
deal points prepared?
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You Sade-Baderinwa
believe I do!
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[ Chuckles ] Dope.
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[ Gasps ]
There they are.
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♪♪
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That's good placement.
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Wow.
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Gor-gous!
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♪♪
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You took the lemons of being
fired from Anthropologie
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and turned them
into gorgeous, artistic,
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bad-bitch-gettin'-shit-done
lemonade.
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Yeah, I mean, thank God
those cards are in here.
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I'm exhausted from working
on my art all day
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and catering every night.
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I needed this.
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Abbi Abrams.
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Donna? Oh, my God. I haven't
seen you since college, dude.
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-Hi!
-Hi! [ Sighs ]
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-Wait. Is this...
-So good to see you!
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-You, too.
-...Smelly Pussy Donna?
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Ilana.
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I am s--
I am so sorry.
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I'm truly sorry.
That is so rude.
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I am --
I am so sorry.
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Clearly that got relayed
from me.
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This is my best friend,
Ilana.
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And she didn't mean
to say that out loud.
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It's okay. I officially own
that nickname,
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because I beat
my smelly pussy.
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It only took probiotics
and six years of therapy,
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but I'm officially free
of malodorous pudenda.
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-That's amazing.
-Smelly pussy.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.
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I've actually used
my horrible story
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to inspire other women.
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I just gave a TAD Talk.
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You gave a TED Talk
about it?
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No, uh, TADTalk.
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Oh. Cool.
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What are you up to?
Are you still doing your art?
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I really loved her art.
She was so talented.
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Thanks so much.
I -- Yeah, I mean, I'm trying.
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She's not trying.
She is succeeding.
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She's selling her cards
in the store right now!
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Okay, these are literally
so cute.
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I just had the best idea.
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I'm a coordinator at MoMA.
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-[ Gasps ]
-Cool? That's amazing.
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And we're having
an incredible party tonight.
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Would you guys please come
as my close personal guests?
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[ Sighs ] I have this dinner
I have to go to.
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That sucks we can't go.
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Ohh.
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Well, I mean...
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Icould still go,
like, alone.
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Whoa.
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I guess you could.
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Okay, so you're gonna go. Great.
Yeah, I've put you on the list,
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and they are excited
to meet you.
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Oh, my gosh.[ Bike bell dings ]
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[ Sighs ]
My Pediphile is here.
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-Huh?
-What, now?
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Oh. Pediphile is an app
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for people who are obsessed
with pedicabs.
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I became obsessed with them
in college
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when I needed to air out
my vagina, because --
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the smelly pussy thing.
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Also, it's so convenient
to get around.
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You guys should think
about getting the app.
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I am a co-founder.
Full-disclosure.
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All right, I'll see you
tonight, Donna.
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Don't forget
to dress sexy!
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I got to see this bitch
get into a pedicab.
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-Wow.
-Wow.
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See you tonight!
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Smelly Pussy Donna.
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I wouldn't notair my pussy out
in a pedicab.
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Yeah. Me, neither.
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♪ Four and three and two
and one -- one ♪
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♪♪
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Dude, tonight is so cool.
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A party at MoMA?
Come on!
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Yeah, I mean, I have to cancel
my catering shift,
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but MoMA's, like,
so worth it.
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So worth it.
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I'm a little nervous
about going alone.
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No, you'll have
Smelly Pussy Donna --
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-Donna.You'll have Donna.
-I mean, I could also ask,
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like, another one
of my friends.
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Yeah!
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Like, um...
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I could ask the --
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No, I --
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You know what?
It's cool to go alone.
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It iscool, 'cause then
I don't have to explain
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all the art-world
ins and outs
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to someone.
Like, it's a lot.
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You know what?
I'm gonna call Kevin.
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Perfect. I'm gonna
pet this dog.
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-Okay. Great.
-Hi!
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Hello! Oh, hi!
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[ Phone line ringing ]
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Hey! Kevin.
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-Who is this?
-It's Abbi?
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So, listen, this kind of, like,
really-big-deal thing
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came up tonight, art-wise,
and I was wondering
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if maybe someone could
cover my shift?
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Fuck!
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Tonight is already gonna
be really intense,
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and it's too late to find
someone to cover you.
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But I guess we'll just have
to make do without you.
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Yes! Okay.
Thank you so much, Kevin.
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-I owe you one.
-You go for it, girl.
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[ Click ]Okay.
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Ooh, hot and heavy over here,
huh? Does Lincoln know?
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Well, I did have a polyamory
clause in my deal tonight,
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but now I have to add
a bestiality clause.
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[ Chuckles ]
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-I thought it was funny.
-Thank you.
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♪♪
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Happy anniversary/
renegotiation/check-in.
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Yaas!
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All right. All right.
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Look at that wrapping.
[ Laughs ]
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That's for you.
That's part of it.
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-What is this?
-It is your very own
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handmade Experience
Coupon Book.
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Okay.
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-"Handjob."
-Whoop!
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"Dry"?
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I prefer wet.
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Picnic in the park.
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Blowjob, wet.
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Zoo day.
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Anal!
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This is awesome.
This is a quantified,
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organized list
of the stuff we already do.
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-I love it. Thank you.
-Yay!
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All right. My turn.
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Okay. Okay.
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♪♪
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[ Retches,
hyperventilates ]
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♪♪
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Mm...
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[ Sighs ]
Phew.
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I mean phew.
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I farted, and it went, like,
up my dress and up my nose,
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and then it dissipated...
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Okay. "Jewess"?
Yes!
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I saw them,
and I thought of you.
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Why?
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Just kidding.
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ] Art.
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[ Gasps ]
Asymmetrical hairstyles.
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Unabashed confidence.
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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[ Gasps ]
Helicopter!
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Abbi!
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[ Gasps ]
Kevin!
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Thank God
you came after all.
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I was actually going to fire you
for bailing tonight,
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but here you are,
in your bizarrely gorgeous
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catering ware.
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[ Chuckles ]
Here I am!
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We've got asparagus spears
that still need to be trayed up,
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and then you can grab a tray of
riblets and start passing them.
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Did you bring your beret?
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Oh, I-I forgot
the beret.
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It's okay.
Just meet me in the garden.
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I brought
an extra one!
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This is our first pasta tasting,
the bucatini tartufo.
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Mushrooms were milled
in Hudson,
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and they were foraged
just this morning.
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Oh. Nice.
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-Gorgeous.
-One down.
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11 to go.
Let's enjoy this food
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before we get down
to business.
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I agree. See, we are already
wonderful at negotiating.
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Yeah.
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-Oh.
-Oh, my God.
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-God damn.
-I'm, like, literally, like,
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getting, like, buttery wet
like the --
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-Yeah.
-Like the noodles.
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I would raw-dog
this pasta
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even if I knew
it had a disease.
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[ As Cardi B ]
I'm a gassy bitch.
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I eat shtinky food!
Whoo!
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♪♪
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Garlic rosemary lamb riblets
with a mint compote?
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[ All chatter excitedly ]
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Ab!
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-Abbi! Hi!
-Dude, what's up?
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I'm so sorry.
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Hey!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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-Mwah.
-Thanks so much for coming.
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It means so much to me.
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No, thank you
for inviting me.
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-Of course.
-This is awesome.
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Ugh. God.
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What?
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Jeffrey Sean Michael
Thomas is here.
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He has nudes of me.
Sick stuff.
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Let's go play nice.
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O-Okay.
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Hello!
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Ding dong!
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Let me get in here.
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-Let me get in.
-And so I said,
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"What is this, Sotheby's?"
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my God!
Can I borrow your phone?
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-Excuse me.
-Oh!
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Garlic rosemary lamb riblet
with mint compote?
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Jesus.
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This is
a spiritual experience.
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All right, Lincoln.
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Hmm?
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Shall we?
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All right.
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♪♪
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As we look ahead
at the upcoming year,
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I would like to discuss
the deal points
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regarding sexual
exploration,
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starting with
the roller-coaster idea.
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That's a no
for me, dawg.
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Roller coasters are already
scary enough
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without me
having my dick out.
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Plus, there's pictures,
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and they project the pictures
at the end.
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Nobody should see that.
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I just think
it would be thrilling.
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I can give you
Ferris wheel.
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Deal! I like that
better, actually.
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Up-and-down-vibes.
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I'd like to bring up the item
of rom-coms.
257
00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,206
Don't know where we're
gonna get on this, Lincoln.
258
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:11,724
I want to watch four rom-coms
a year.
259
00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:14,965
I object because they are
offensive to women.
260
00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,586
That is subjective.
261
00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:18,896
I gotta push back,
and I'll give you two.
262
00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:21,689
Three.
No laughing at them.
263
00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:24,000
Only laughing withthem.
264
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,689
Give you two
laughing at them,
265
00:09:25,689 --> 00:09:29,310
and one laughing
with them.
266
00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:30,896
-Deal.
-Whew!
267
00:09:30,896 --> 00:09:32,206
Can I approach the bench?
268
00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:34,551
Yes, you can.
269
00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:39,206
♪♪
270
00:09:39,206 --> 00:09:41,241
Aah!
271
00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:44,172
Hi-i-i-i!
272
00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:45,655
-Hey.
-How are you?
273
00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:47,000
-Good.
-You smell good.
274
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,344
Thank you.
275
00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:51,068
Hopper went to MICA,
as well!
276
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,379
Dope! So, Hopper,
what do you do now?
277
00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:56,068
I work at a gallery uptown
part-time,
278
00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,551
and I paint in my studio
as much as I can.
279
00:09:58,551 --> 00:10:00,965
I teach occasionally at Hunter
undergrad as a sub.
280
00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,379
I heard
you had the best time
281
00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:04,413
at that residency program
out West.
282
00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:06,413
-How was it?
-Yeah, it was great.
283
00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:09,517
It was a nice mix of studio time
and teaching.
284
00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,482
-It was really nice.
-Beautiful.
285
00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:13,379
Wow.
That sounds better
286
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:17,000
than...anything I've done
in the past eight years.
287
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,034
Oh, I'm sure
that's not true.
288
00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:21,068
No, it is.
289
00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,482
You know what?
I'm gonna send you some links
290
00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:24,689
-to some programs, okay?
-Awesome, yeah.
291
00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:28,034
And also, you are going
to mingle tonight, believe me.
292
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,758
-Okay, I will. Yeah.
-Okay, you know who I'd like
293
00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:32,310
to mingle with, though?
Those canapés right behind you.
294
00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:34,827
-Sir? Excuse me. The food?
-Oh, my God.
295
00:10:34,827 --> 00:10:38,000
-Hi.
-I-I'm gonna tie my shoe!
296
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,758
-Describe!
-Okay.
297
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,689
Salmon and cucumber twist
with a dollop of crème fraîche.
298
00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:43,724
-Okay.
-And our salmon
299
00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,482
is cured with beetroot.
300
00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,827
If I start choking,
do not resuscitate.
301
00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:50,206
-This is how I want to go.
-[ Laughs ]
302
00:10:50,206 --> 00:10:52,689
Hysterical.
303
00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:54,862
Okay.
304
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,344
Ohh.
305
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:59,344
My laces get tangled.
306
00:10:59,344 --> 00:11:01,413
Food! Oh, you know what?
I'm gonna go --
307
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:04,103
I'm gonna go find them.
'Cause that looks so good.
308
00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:06,793
I'm gonna go get me
some of that.
309
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:08,068
Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
310
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,620
Oh, my God.
Shit.
311
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,655
Such a character.
312
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:14,448
Do you have any coke --
313
00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,586
I've always known
how to clear out a room.
314
00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:19,275
Okay, moving on
with the proceedings.
315
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,724
I would like to look
at the next article,
316
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:24,551
which is a suspension
period in monogamy.
317
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,103
If we are gonna do this
for another beautiful year,
318
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:32,862
I would like to make out
with five...
319
00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,275
ty --
"fivety" people.
320
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:35,310
50 people.
321
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,586
Ilana.
322
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:37,931
Two.
323
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,034
And I have to know
about them.
324
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:43,034
[ Squealing ]
Okay! Dope!
325
00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,586
I mean deal.
326
00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:47,413
Communication is dope.
327
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:50,275
On the long-term front,
328
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:52,758
I would like to bring up
an issue
329
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:56,241
with the state
of Maryland.
330
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:59,482
-Mm-hmm.
-I think I'd like to move there.
331
00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:04,793
You just want
to up and move
332
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,551
to middle-of-nowhere
Maryland?
333
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,310
Well, I'm from there,
334
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,137
so my whole family
would be there.
335
00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:11,793
My brother's
a dentist, also,
336
00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:13,827
and we've always wanted
to start our own practice,
337
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,275
"The Tooth Factory."
338
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:19,448
And there's lots
of great schools there.
339
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,137
Schools?
So, w-w-what,
340
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:24,344
like, cars drive around them
slower, and it's safer to walk?
341
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,517
No. Schools are...
342
00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:29,931
for the children
that I father
343
00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:31,517
to attend.
344
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:41,000
Are we -- Are we still
discussing thisyear?
345
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,344
I don't really remember
reviewing this for my notes.
346
00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:46,344
Well, I guess while looking
at this year's points,
347
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:49,758
I looked ahead at next year
and the year after that.
348
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,172
Is this about
the rom-coms?
349
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,620
'Cause I'll watch one
every weekend, you know?
350
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,241
And I'll just rip a bong
351
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,896
and laugh really sincerely,
and I'll learn to love them.
352
00:12:57,896 --> 00:13:00,103
No, it's just that,
I want to buy a house.
353
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:01,724
I've been looking
on Zillow.
354
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:04,275
Houses aren't even
that expensive in Maryland.
355
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:07,206
And I want to have kids,
356
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:08,931
and I want to get married.
357
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,586
Lincoln, I'm only 27.
358
00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:12,241
What am I, a child bride?
359
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:14,551
You know, I don't know
that I never want it.
360
00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:16,689
I just definitely
don't want it right now.
361
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,689
I could commit to a kid
362
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:22,000
when I'm like...43.
363
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,655
Lincoln, I just figured out
that I want to go back to school
364
00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:30,241
and focus on my wizness.
365
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:33,275
I'm on
a New York City timeline.
366
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,344
Do you ever think
you'd change your mind?
367
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,620
[ Indistinct conversations,
silverware clinking ]
368
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:43,655
At this point,
369
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,793
I can't move on this.
370
00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:52,172
I have no counter.
371
00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:53,896
I-I...
372
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:59,241
I have no counter.
373
00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:03,413
Well, these points are
non-negotiable for me.
374
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:23,620
♪♪
375
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:29,448
♪♪
376
00:14:29,448 --> 00:14:32,620
♪ Shawty says
she hate my lifestyle ♪
377
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,758
♪ She hate my friends,
feel like my life wild ♪
378
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:39,103
♪ She hate my lifestyle ♪
379
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:40,896
♪ I wrote this shit
up in the Chi ♪
380
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,344
♪ All right! All right! ♪
381
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,137
♪ That's where I get
all my thoughts ♪
382
00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,586
♪ All right! All right! ♪
383
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:47,448
♪ She don't like it,
like it, though ♪
384
00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:48,862
♪ All right! All right! ♪
385
00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,689
♪ That's why you lookin'
real soft ♪
386
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,103
♪ All right! All right! ♪
387
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:55,413
♪ Damn it, man,
I feel like twice ♪
388
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:58,137
Riblets!♪ It feel like scheisse ♪
389
00:14:58,137 --> 00:15:00,896
♪ She stayin' at my house,
it been a few ♪
390
00:15:00,896 --> 00:15:03,620
♪♪
391
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,068
Riblets. Am I right?
392
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:09,379
♪♪
393
00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,965
[ Groaning ]
394
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:14,344
[ Coughs ]
395
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:18,137
♪♪
396
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:19,517
God. Watch it!
397
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:22,000
S-- I am sorry.
398
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,724
[ Glass shatters ]Shit!
399
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,068
Ohh. I'm so sorry!
400
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,896
-Abbi!
-Abbi?!
401
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,000
-Oh, my God.
-I'm so sorry.
402
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,413
I'm so sorry.
Uh, we were short caterers,
403
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,068
and Abbi's never really been
talented with the tray, so...
404
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,517
Oh, I'm so sorry. Actually,
Abbi's an up-and-coming artist
405
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:38,482
and my personal guest,
not a caterer.
406
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:41,379
Um, yes, she is.
407
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:45,689
So, I-I'm --
I-I'm actually catering,
408
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:49,724
but I am -- am also
a-a guest.
409
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,862
Okay, Ab,
We're gonna need you
410
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:54,758
to start loading some dirties
into a van, so...
411
00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:56,379
Totally.
I will do that.
412
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,137
-Liars aren't cool.
-No, I-I kn--
413
00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:00,827
I don't think
they're cool, either.
414
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,655
You know what?
I have to go find some canapés,
415
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,413
-clear my mind.
-Donna, I can get you canapés.
416
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:06,758
I can -- I can g--
I have access to all of them.
417
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,448
♪♪
418
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:12,965
Don't worry about her.
She can get her own canapés.
419
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,758
It's not that bad!
I don't even like this dress.
420
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:15,931
It's too yellow.
421
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,310
I am so sorry.
422
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,896
This is not how
this was supposed to go down.
423
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:24,103
I was so excited to be here
tonight as a guest
424
00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:26,931
with all these cool
art people.
425
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:30,241
I mean, I'm actually
an artist, too.
426
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:33,413
I'm just not, like, a --
a real one.
427
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:34,793
Well, you might not
want to say that.
428
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,137
But it's smart to have
a flexible service job
429
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:38,931
so that you can make art.
430
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,827
I waited tables for years.
431
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:43,068
And I spilled
on lots of people.
432
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,034
In fact, half my pieces
are inspired
433
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,448
by people
I've spilled on.
434
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,448
Well, what are
your pieces like?
435
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:50,862
You might know my work.
436
00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,758
I'm Toy Harris.
437
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,448
[ Scoffs, laughs ]
438
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,620
[ Gasps ]
439
00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,448
You're T--
You're Toy Harris?
440
00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:03,172
[ Laughs ]
441
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:04,965
Holy shit, dude.
442
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,724
-Oh, my God.
-You're Toy Harris?
443
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:08,689
-Yeah.
-You're the third floor.
444
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:11,310
It took us years of protesting,
but we're here.
445
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:12,344
-I cannot bel--
-It's okay.
446
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:13,724
You -- You --
I c--
447
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:16,172
So, you want to just --
you know.
448
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:18,172
I can't believe I spill--
I spilled on Toy Harris.
449
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,103
I spilled on Toy Harris!
450
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:22,000
-Okay.
-I am getting dizzy!
451
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,482
-This is insane!
-All right, then.
452
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:24,517
Good night.
453
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:28,206
Oh, my God.
Okay.
454
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,931
Ooh!
455
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:32,068
This is not her night.
456
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,517
Bah!
457
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,206
-Ohh.
-Bee!
458
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:38,448
Hee-hee-hoo!
459
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,275
What do they do?
Hoo-hoo-hee!
460
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,517
Put your head out of the window
now for fresh air!
461
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:44,793
Ohh!
462
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:47,965
Ay! Zy-yo-wah![ Farting ]
463
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:50,172
Please keep your head
out of the window, okay?
464
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,931
You keep your head
out of the window t--
465
00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:54,758
[ Farting ]
466
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,206
You keep
your head out, too.
467
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:59,586
Oh, Jesus Christ![ Both coughing ]
468
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,793
Your blood pressure's low.
469
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,517
You probably fainted from low
blood sugar and dehydration.
470
00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:11,172
Your girlfriend said
you narrowly missed fainting
471
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:14,827
into something dangerous --
a sculpture, I think?
472
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,448
Oh, wait, is Ilana here?
473
00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:18,793
No, she's not my girlfriend.
People do talk, though.
474
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,689
No, uh, Donna?
475
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:22,034
The woman
who brought you in.
476
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,689
Yeah, yeah, Smelly Pussy Do--
Donna.
477
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,931
No, Donna's
just my friend.
478
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:30,137
No, I-I don't have
a, um, boyfriend or --
479
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:32,103
ora-a girlfriend.
480
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:35,482
That's...surprising.
481
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,241
You just seem like
you would.
482
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:41,068
Oh. Thanks.
483
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:43,034
No, you, too.
You see-- I mean,
484
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,275
obviously, you have one --
You do. You're a doctor,
485
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:48,758
-so of cour--
-I don't.
486
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,655
Cool.
487
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:51,931
[ Fart ]
488
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,137
[ Both laughing ]
489
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:57,310
Ohh. Fart away, man.
490
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,172
[ Both groan ]
491
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:03,172
God, I'm full.
492
00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:06,655
You know, while I was, um,
breaking your toilet,
493
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:10,379
I had a lot of time
to think, and...
494
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:12,448
I'm meant to be
a polyamorous queen.
495
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,862
I understand.
496
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,586
You got too much love
for just one person.
497
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:19,310
You are so special.
498
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,379
Such a heart on you.
499
00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:24,172
You're gonna be
an amazing dad and husband.
500
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:26,586
And you should have those things
if you want them.
501
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,206
I just don't know
that I do right now.
502
00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,206
You'll figure it out
when it's right.
503
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:33,482
Do you think I'll figure it out
like you,
504
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,310
by the time I'm 40?
505
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,862
I'm 32.
506
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:41,000
You know, that coupon book
never expires.
507
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,655
-Yeah?
-[ Laughs ]
508
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:44,931
So say you have kids,
and you have a wife,
509
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:48,482
and you guys are, like,
doin' the suburban grind,
510
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:50,068
I will fly in.
511
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:51,689
I'll hold on to it.
512
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:54,034
[ Sighs ]
513
00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:56,034
-What?
-Is it insane
514
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:58,379
that I'm still hungry?
515
00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:00,517
Nope, not at all.
516
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:04,241
And that's why I brought
the cake in here.
517
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:09,965
♪♪
518
00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:13,896
That is a good friend.
519
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:15,310
Wow.
520
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,206
Yep.
521
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:18,896
Mm.
522
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:23,586
♪♪
523
00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:25,517
Okay. So, this is
for glucose tablets.
524
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:26,758
-Okay.
-Not a bad idea
525
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,517
to carry them with you
just in case.
526
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,172
And if you're still
feeling weak tomorrow,
527
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,965
I'd make an appointment
with your regular doctor,
528
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,862
but you look great to me.
529
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:37,068
Okay.
530
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,068
So, uh, is that --
That's it?
531
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:43,206
Um, unless there's something
else I can do for you.
532
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:46,172
N--
I-I don't think so.
533
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,689
Okay. Well...
534
00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:50,310
it was nice to meet you,
Abbi.
535
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,551
Yeah, it was nice to meet you,
too, Dr. Marnel.
536
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:56,000
You know, since we're done,
why don't you call me Leslie?
537
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,724
Okay.
538
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,482
Leslie.
539
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:22,724
-Hey, Leslie.
-Yes?
540
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:25,517
Um, I was just thinking,
would it be illegal or whatever
541
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,793
if I --
542
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:30,862
if I got
your phone number?
543
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,586
It would not be illegal.
544
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,482
So, even though it was
a conscious uncoupling,
545
00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:39,758
and we will stay friends,
546
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:43,137
it was, um, devastating
547
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,689
and tragically
bittersweet
548
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:48,793
and fully broke my heart.
[ Chuckles ]
549
00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:50,655
Obviously, you had
a shitty night, too.
550
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:53,034
I mean, look at you. You know,
let's never be apart again.
551
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:55,000
And I'm just praying
that your nose returns
552
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,965
to its beautiful
goyish shape.
553
00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:59,448
Okay, so, my night
was, like, kind of nuts.
554
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,965
-Mm.
-It started off pretty bad,
555
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:03,103
you know --
typical failure after failure.
556
00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:05,448
But then I realized, like,
I need to put myself out there
557
00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:08,241
alone, to meet all these,
like, rad art contacts.
558
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:11,448
-Right?
-Dude, I met Toy Harris.
559
00:22:11,448 --> 00:22:14,034
Whoa!
Who is that, though?
560
00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:15,758
Yeah. She's, like,
this incredible artist.
561
00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:17,517
And Smelly Pussy Donna
was dope.
562
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,034
She, like, introduced me
to all these people
563
00:22:19,034 --> 00:22:21,862
who told me about all these
artist residencies.
564
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,241
She's kind of like
my...friend.
565
00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:25,931
Totally! Right?
566
00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:28,620
Yeah. And then,
at the E.R.,
567
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,241
you know,
after I smashed my face,
568
00:22:30,241 --> 00:22:32,448
-there was this hot doctor.
-Okay!
569
00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:35,241
And we, like,
really hit it off.
570
00:22:35,241 --> 00:22:36,724
And then I realized
the only reason
571
00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:39,241
I wasn't automatically
asking them out
572
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:40,827
was because
she was a woman.
573
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,758
You don't say.
574
00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:45,241
-Yeah. So then I just did it.
-Mm!
575
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:47,793
We're gonna go out
on Friday night. Yes!
576
00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:50,689
It was really
a transformative night, dude.
577
00:22:50,689 --> 00:22:52,724
So cool. Yes!
578
00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:54,724
Yes! Cool!
Cool! Cool! Cool!
579
00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:57,241
Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool!
Cool! Cool! C-C-Cool!
580
00:22:57,241 --> 00:22:59,517
Cool.
That is so...cool.
581
00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:02,758
We just both had these sort of
life-altering nights
582
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:05,172
out there on our own.
Yes!
583
00:23:05,172 --> 00:23:07,000
-[ Chuckling ]
-Yeah.
584
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:14,413
♪♪
585
00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:15,965
So, let's watch
this thing, huh?
586
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,965
Yeah. Found it.[ Applause, music playing ]
587
00:23:17,965 --> 00:23:21,758
Hello. My name is
Donna Donatachi.
588
00:23:21,758 --> 00:23:25,517
Back in college, they used
to call me Smelly Pussy Donna.
589
00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:27,689
Well, not anymore!
590
00:23:27,689 --> 00:23:30,620
[ Cheers and applause ]
591
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:33,827
Read my lips -- Yo-gurt!
592
00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:42,068
My nipples are hard.
593
00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,655
Um, yeah, my balls tinglin'
from this.
594
00:23:44,655 --> 00:23:46,965
-Wow. Mmm.
-Yeah.
595
00:23:46,965 --> 00:23:48,689
-Mmm.
-As a man, we're usually
596
00:23:48,689 --> 00:23:50,896
not capable
of multiple orgasms, but...
597
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,172
Mm. Mm-hmm.
598
00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:54,724
...this makes that false.
599
00:23:54,774 --> 00:23:59,324
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