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[♪ LIGHT SYNTH MUSIC ♪]
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[♪ SINGERS HARMONIZING ♪]
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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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[BLAIR] Previously on Black Monday...
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You know, Len, I think I
know what Mo's up to.
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- The Georgina play?
- The Georgina play?
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We don't have that kind of cash!
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[MO] I will fucking borrow it, Dawn.
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[DAWN] You named the
place the Jammer Group,
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and nobody knows why!
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[MO] You did such a great job
at getting them back together.
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What about us?
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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[MAN CLEARS THROAT]
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Hi, everyone, I'm Alvin Rudnick,
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uh, from Steinsteen and Associates.
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General counsel for the Jammer Group.
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Uh, Maurice asked me to come here today
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to give you all a, um, brief course
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in the do's and try-not-to-do's
of sexual harassment.
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Sexual... harassment?
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It's a new posish,
dumbass. Right, Rudnick?
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All right, hit me with it.
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I'm always trying to
spruce up my fuck game.
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Like, huh! Huh! Huh!
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Close.
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Sexual harassment refers to
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unfair treatment of
women in the workplace.
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Now, the laws against it aren't
new, but enforcement is.
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More like her-ass-meant nothing to me.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Score one for Rodney Dangertits.
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More like Howie Mandela.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Hit 'em with the part
about how you can't
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put the moves on or kiss
or, you know, fall in love
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with any of the chicks in the office.
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[ALVIN] That's not entirely accurate.
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Now, obviously, you can say
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anything you want to a
woman, but the rules
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on physical contact are
a bit more restricted.
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So hypothetically, let's say
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that one of you tomcats has caught
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a case of the fancies
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for one of the fine young fillies
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I see trotting their tail
feathers around the office.
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[MO] Hey, Al, me again.
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I think people work better
with specific hypotheticals.
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So let's just say that
one of the tomcats
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in the office is, I don't know, Blair.
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Well, I'm engaged, so that
doesn't make a ton of sense.
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Uh, you'd be surprised
how much fucking sense
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it could make, Blair.
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And let's say that, I don't know,
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one of these fillies is, uh, Dawn,
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since she's the only chick we got here.
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[ROSEMARIE CLEARS THROAT]
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[KEITH] Uh, yeah, Rosemarie has a point.
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Do these rules apply to a woman
of her, you know, decrepitude?
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Sexual harassment
applies to all women...
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- [GROANS]
- Who are attractive...
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- Okay.
- And of childbearing age.
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In fact, the smoke
show clause stipulates
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that there are 11 types...
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- What?
- What?
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What?
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I just want everybody to have
a safe work environment.
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So this has absolutely nothing to do
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with why you've been
acting so fucking weird
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- since the Manhattan Pageant?
- I don't think I've been acting weird.
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I think you've been acting weird
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'cause I didn't show up at Cedar Tavern.
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Well, I didn't show up either.
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So why would I be pissed
that I have no idea
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- whether you showed up or not?
- I don't know.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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A visual aid. [CLEARS THROAT]
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- [ALVIN] This is Dum-Dum.
- Show us your tits!
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[LAUGHTER]
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So we agree.
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Nobody showed up at Cedar Tavern,
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so nobody's acting weird.
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And this seminar is just about respect.
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Yes, and Wayne is really respecting
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the fuck out of that doll.
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Yo, Alvy, is this kosher?
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[MAN] Oh-ho!
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[♪ PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ♪]
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Obviously, everyone, that
was right on the line.
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[PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE]
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- Hey.
- [DAWN] Hi.
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- SlimFast?
- Oh, yeah.
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But not fast enough for Tiff.
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She's kept me on a strict
wedding diet of, uh,
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maltodextrin, carrageenan,
and phosphates.
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- Yum. [LAUGHS]
- Mmm, science.
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Hey, was it just me, or was
that meeting really odd?
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I know, right? It sucks.
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I mean, soon, we're not even
gonna be able to flirt.
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Not you and me. I mean in the workplace.
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Yeah, no, not with... not us.
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- No.
- No.
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Um, no, but I was talking about Mo.
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Does he know about us
at the Cedar Tavern?
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No. No, I mean, what is there to know?
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I mean, it was just a
drunken accident, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it was just a-a drunken accident.
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- Like my little brother.
- Ah.
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You kissed your brother too? [LAUGHS]
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Uh, no, no, my... my parents
thought they were done
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having kids, and then they were
using the rhythm method and...
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- Somebody got off beat.
- Exactly.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna go eat this.
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[LAUGHS]
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Nice.
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Mm.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[MAN] You Maurice Monroe?
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- What the hell is this?
- You'll see.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[MACHINE BEEPS]
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Nice! Is that a new fax machine?
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The Baud rates on these are insane.
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[MO] No.
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LA number?
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Holy shit: "For legal reasons,
this is not Michael Milken
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cordially not inviting you
and a guest to Los Angeles
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for the seventh annual
not-Predator's Ball."
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[LAUGHS] Is that what I think it is?
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I'm legitimately asking that question
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because I-I did not
understand the invitation.
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Y-yeah, it's a not-invitation, but yeah!
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- That's what it is!
- Oh, yes!
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I gotta go.
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- Yes!
- Whoo! Right?
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- Whoo!
- What are you chicks squealing about?
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Well, we were just not invited
to the Predator's Ball.
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- What? This is crazy!
- Right?
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[YASSIR] This is exciting.
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I know, but Wayne doesn't know.
What's the Predator's Ball?
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Well, it's only the
only networking event
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for the crème de la crème, not hosted
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by Michael "2 percent" Milken!
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- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God.
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This guy is like the
Willy Wonka of money!
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He's a matchmaker... he connects money
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to people that need it
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at the most exclusive
party in the world.
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Like the Illuminati,
but less butt stuff.
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- Oh, I get that.
- LA, here we come.
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Cowabunga, dudes.
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Chillax. You're not
going. I'm taking Dawn.
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- You are?
- You are?
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I'm sorry. I know, Keith.
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We dreamed about this for years, right?
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But my inside guy at the SEC said
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that they had a couple
of real bitch scouts
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and they're coming down really hard
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on everybody on the street.
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That's why Milken and
Bosky and everyone's
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being so cautious, so I
need you to stay back
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and throw a little party
of your own this weekend,
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okay, a shred party.
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So the SEC hires two chicks
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and now I gotta work this weekend?
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Don't think about it as work.
You're gonna be the boss.
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Okay, of the whole place.
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Includin' Blair.
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Yeah, but you said he's untouchable.
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He's getting a pube too
big for his briefs,
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and I know just the
guy to take him down.
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You know what?
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Take this.
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Stick it in your tie.
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It's gonna drive him crazy.
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[LAUGHS] All right!
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Listen up, motherfuckers!
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Keith is your god now!
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Hi!
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[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC ♪]
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♪♪♪♪♪
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[DAWN] Hey, what's wrong with you?
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You've been acting weird all day.
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- Are you nervous?
- Huh? No. I'm not nervous.
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I just forgot how much LA bums me out.
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They should be nervous. So should you.
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Yeah, got a lot riding on this, okay?
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We need a lot of fucking cash,
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and this is the place we can get it.
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Everybody needs cash.
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I'm saying we finally got a shot
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to play with the big boys, okay?
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We gotta stay sharp.
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Hey, I spent the whole
plane ride working
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while you joined the mile try club.
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- [SCOFFS]
- Talking about?
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- Those stewardesses were deaf.
- They heard you.
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Look, what I'm saying is,
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this weekend is not about work, okay?
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It's gonna be unlike anything
you've ever seen before.
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You have no idea what
you're walking into.
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It's... imagine a party
thrown by Motley Crue
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getting crashed by 2 Live Crew
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with a bunch of guys who
rowed crew wearing J. Crew.
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Wow, how long did it take
you to come up with that?
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Well, we sat on that
tarmac about an hour,
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so, like, seven hours.
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Mo, truce, okay?
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Now, come on, if we're gonna do this,
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we gotta work together.
What do you always say?
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The Police Academy trilogy is better
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than the Star Wars trilogy.
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No, the other thing.
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- Fuck 'em all.
- Fuck 'em all.
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[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC ♪]
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♪♪♪♪♪
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[BLAIR] Hey, Tiff, so
slight change of plans.
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Are you coming home earlier?
'Cause I want to beat
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Hamptons traffic, and
also, I was thinking,
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we could take a ride before the ride
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if you catch my drift.
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Why, do you need to grab
something before we go?
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No, I'm talking about doing it. God!
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It's been so long,
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you can't even catch my drift anymore.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, I got it.
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But... I-I... no, sadly,
uh, we all have to work
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late tonight to do compliance.
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- You mean a document shred?
- Yeah, how'd you know that?
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Duh, my family's loaded.
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Look, Blair, we need this weekend, okay?
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Just... just tell 'em
that you can't stay.
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Tiff, it doesn't really work that way.
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But, uh, but look, I
will make it up to you.
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I'm sorry, we will leave
first thing tomorrow, okay?
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Tiffany?
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- Tiff, are you there?
- [VIBRATOR BUZZING]
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Okay, fellas, I know this
is a lot to shred tonight,
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but I feel like if we all work together,
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we can be done by midnight,
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so what do you say we, uh, we toss in
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for some din-din, huh?
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Huh? Pick a menu, any menu.
251
00:08:50,645 --> 00:08:52,486
Or we could live dangerously and play
252
00:08:52,487 --> 00:08:54,448
a little takeout roulette,
huh, what do you say?
253
00:08:54,449 --> 00:08:57,091
Oh, no, no, no. We're doing Thai.
254
00:08:57,092 --> 00:08:58,853
Hookers. [WHEEZES]
255
00:08:58,854 --> 00:09:01,694
- Wait, is that my tie pin?
- Not anymore, asshole.
256
00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:03,914
Mo gave it to me, 'cause
we're best friends.
257
00:09:03,915 --> 00:09:05,419
All right, come on, everybody.
258
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,941
Thai toots on Keith.
259
00:09:06,942 --> 00:09:08,983
See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya.
260
00:09:08,984 --> 00:09:10,864
- Did I just come up with that?
- Nope.
261
00:09:10,865 --> 00:09:13,547
Fucking animals.
262
00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:17,231
[♪ NEW ORDER'S "BLUE MONDAY" PLAYING ♪]
263
00:09:17,232 --> 00:09:18,752
[CROWD CHEERS, MAN SCREAMS]
264
00:09:18,753 --> 00:09:19,737
[WATER SPLASHES]
265
00:09:19,738 --> 00:09:21,035
[MAN] Toot!
266
00:09:21,036 --> 00:09:22,316
Wow.
267
00:09:22,317 --> 00:09:26,039
[♪ "BLUE MONDAY" CONTINUES ♪]
268
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,062
[MO] What the fuck?
269
00:09:28,564 --> 00:09:30,003
Mr. President.
270
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,805
♪♪♪♪♪
271
00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:32,646
[DAWN] Ooh, the Yankees are...
272
00:09:32,647 --> 00:09:34,968
Uh...
273
00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:36,009
[MAN MOANS]
274
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,443
[GASPS LOUDLY]
275
00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,670
Welcome!
276
00:09:40,175 --> 00:09:41,735
I'm Not Michael Milken.
277
00:09:41,736 --> 00:09:44,177
And this is not the Predator's Ball!
278
00:09:44,178 --> 00:09:47,341
[LAUGHS] You must be Dawn and Maurice.
279
00:09:47,342 --> 00:09:49,423
I know because you're our first blacks!
280
00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:51,761
And you are our first woman.
281
00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:54,308
Ooh. Aside from the pros.
282
00:09:54,309 --> 00:09:55,594
- [NOT MILKEN GIGGLES]
- Thank you?
283
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,990
[NOT MILKEN] Have fun! Enjoy yourself!
284
00:09:56,991 --> 00:09:58,311
Try not to die!
285
00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,514
[ECHOING] Die! Die! Die! Die!
286
00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:03,677
♪ How does it feel ♪
287
00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:07,160
- ♪ To treat me like you do ♪
- [MACHINE WHIRRING]
288
00:10:07,161 --> 00:10:11,565
♪ When you've laid your hands upon me ♪
289
00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:15,048
♪ And told me who you are? ♪
290
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,090
♪ Thought I was mistaken ♪
291
00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:18,772
[BLAIR] What the fuck? Georgina?
292
00:10:18,773 --> 00:10:21,054
♪ I thought I'd heard your words ♪
293
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:25,739
- Oh.
- ♪ Tell me how do I feel? ♪
294
00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:29,462
♪ Tell me now how do I feel? ♪
295
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,865
[DAWN] Hold on. Hold on. I got him!
296
00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:32,706
♪♪♪♪♪
297
00:10:32,707 --> 00:10:34,347
Damn it.
298
00:10:34,348 --> 00:10:37,310
♪ Lived through their vocations ♪
299
00:10:37,311 --> 00:10:39,232
♪ From the past until completion ♪
300
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:41,194
Come on, now!
301
00:10:41,195 --> 00:10:43,036
[MO] That's it! Watch it! Oh! Come on!
302
00:10:43,037 --> 00:10:44,237
♪♪♪♪♪
303
00:10:44,238 --> 00:10:45,558
Where are they?
304
00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,600
- Ah!
- Ah! Get down!
305
00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:49,402
[MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
306
00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:50,723
Whoo!
307
00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:53,726
♪♪♪♪♪
308
00:10:53,727 --> 00:10:55,849
- [SCREAMS]
- [DAWN LAUGHING]
309
00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,001
No, I mean, you really dominated
310
00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:59,291
the whole, like, American
Gladiators jousting.
311
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,295
I know I did; you know, I
dated Gemini for a minute.
312
00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:05,778
You know, until he 'roided
his balls into raisins.
313
00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:09,983
And he was a Leo, I'm a Cancer,
so we were incompatible.
314
00:11:09,984 --> 00:11:11,784
Of course, I'm a cancer
in every relationship.
315
00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:14,267
Oh. I'm glad you said it.
316
00:11:14,268 --> 00:11:16,551
[BOTH LAUGH]
317
00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:20,833
- Well, this is me.
- Yep. That's me.
318
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,515
This is you. [LAUGHS]
319
00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:25,018
Yep.
320
00:11:26,281 --> 00:11:27,462
Um...
321
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,203
What do you want to do, I mean...
322
00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:31,844
you want to call it, or...
323
00:11:31,845 --> 00:11:35,328
[♪ ETHEREAL MUSIC ♪]
324
00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:36,729
I could always do one more.
325
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,090
Oh, yeah, you proved that.
326
00:11:38,091 --> 00:11:40,092
[BOTH LAUGH]
327
00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:42,134
♪♪♪♪♪
328
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,576
Big day, Mo.
329
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,378
[SIGHS] It's a fucking huge day.
330
00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:48,501
- We need this money bad, kid.
- You keep saying that.
331
00:11:48,502 --> 00:11:49,742
What is it you're not telling me?
332
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,904
- Well, you know, I'm...
- Huh? What?
333
00:11:51,905 --> 00:11:54,226
Look, after the Yakuza
almost took my finger,
334
00:11:54,227 --> 00:11:55,868
they kind of freaked out
and made me give them
335
00:11:55,869 --> 00:11:57,430
a small percentage
336
00:11:57,431 --> 00:11:58,936
of the Jammer Group as collateral.
337
00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:01,193
- Just collateral.
- Wait, wait. How much?
338
00:12:01,194 --> 00:12:02,869
It's not... it doesn't...
it's 30 percent.
339
00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,116
But it's collateral. It doesn't matter.
340
00:12:04,117 --> 00:12:06,799
- Where were we?
- We were where we always are.
341
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,951
You not telling me shit.
342
00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:10,119
I just fuckin' told you,
Dawn, would you chill?
343
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,181
We get the money back when
we catch up on the payments.
344
00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:13,285
It's like a pawn shop.
345
00:12:13,286 --> 00:12:15,287
I thought we agreed, now
that we're partners,
346
00:12:15,288 --> 00:12:17,129
that you'd be fucking honest with me...
347
00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,804
- I thought the same thing.
- And I'd be honest with you!
348
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:19,864
- With each other!
- Exactly.
349
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,335
Until somebody lied about
showing up at Cedar Tavern.
350
00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:27,622
And how would you know I was
there unless you were there?
351
00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:31,223
Uh, because I know how women work.
352
00:12:31,224 --> 00:12:34,106
I know women stuff, I have
amazing women's intuition.
353
00:12:34,107 --> 00:12:35,828
That's not how that works!
354
00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:37,832
[SCOFFS]
355
00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:40,843
[PHONE RINGING]
356
00:12:43,156 --> 00:12:44,997
[PHONE BEEPS]
357
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,239
- Hello, Jammer Group.
- [TIFF] Blair? What the fuck?
358
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,640
You didn't come home last night.
359
00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:50,322
- What about the Hamptons?
- [SIGHS]
360
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,965
Well, I'm... I'm sorry,
Keith and the guys sort of
361
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,726
ditched me with all of the shredding.
362
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:56,728
Why do you let them bully you?
363
00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,331
[BLAIR] Tiffany, they're
not bullying me, okay?
364
00:12:59,332 --> 00:13:02,504
Although I guess he did sort
of take my lunch money.
365
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:04,497
Okay, you need to stand up for yourself.
366
00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:07,089
Tiffany, I know you don't have
a lot of work experience,
367
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,942
but there is a chain of command
that needs to be respected.
368
00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:12,184
[TIFF] Okay.
369
00:13:12,185 --> 00:13:13,585
So you ruin our romantic weekend,
370
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:15,627
but it's my fault 'cause
I'm some rich girl
371
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,389
who never worked, just
because I'm a rich girl
372
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,765
who never worked?
373
00:13:19,353 --> 00:13:21,713
- Unlike your precious Dawn.
- What? What?
374
00:13:21,714 --> 00:13:23,275
I don't... no, no.
375
00:13:23,276 --> 00:13:25,036
I do not have feelings
for Dawn, all right?
376
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,838
I explained this to you, I even...
377
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,361
I even showed you that
episode of Hogan's Heroes.
378
00:13:29,362 --> 00:13:33,325
Look. I'm sorry. I will
make this up to you.
379
00:13:33,326 --> 00:13:35,967
Have your dad get us
the most un-gettable
380
00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:38,530
reservation tonight, okay?
381
00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:41,733
And then afterwards,
we're gonna go home,
382
00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:45,016
and I'm gonna twist you
into a hot pretzel
383
00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:47,699
and inject you with my nacho ch...
384
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,301
- I'm sorry, that was really...
- Yuck.
385
00:13:49,302 --> 00:13:51,022
- My... my first attempt at...
- Pick me up at eight.
386
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:53,026
- [PHONE BELL RESOUNDING]
- [SIGHS]
387
00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:57,911
[SIGHS]
388
00:13:58,832 --> 00:14:02,193
[VIBRATOR BUZZING]
389
00:14:02,194 --> 00:14:04,195
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
390
00:14:04,196 --> 00:14:07,198
[♪ MELLOW MUSIC ♪]
391
00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:09,448
♪♪♪♪♪
392
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,002
- You ready?
- Why don't you give her
393
00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:12,443
30 percent of the company?
394
00:14:12,444 --> 00:14:13,725
- She's looking at me.
- Oh, really?
395
00:14:13,726 --> 00:14:14,966
Her butt cheeks have fucking eyes now?
396
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,207
No, fucking eyes. She looked at me.
397
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,408
It's impolite not to look back.
398
00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:19,317
[NOT MILKEN #2] Maurice! Dawny!
399
00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:22,654
What a wild night, huh?
400
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:23,791
Who are you?
401
00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,098
Well, Not Michael Milken.
402
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,939
I thought we didn't
meet Milken yesterday.
403
00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:30,972
Or didn't you? Not? [CHUCKLES]
404
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:34,225
So, are you guys ready to meet
your monetary mystery date?
405
00:14:34,226 --> 00:14:35,747
- Yeah. That's why we're here.
- Yeah.
406
00:14:35,748 --> 00:14:37,428
All right. After you.
407
00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:38,549
[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC ♪]
408
00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:39,630
Thank you.
409
00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:44,677
♪♪♪♪♪
410
00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:49,360
[LAUGHS]
411
00:14:49,361 --> 00:14:50,842
It's a shidduch.
412
00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:52,443
- Oh, here we go.
- Oh.
413
00:14:52,444 --> 00:14:54,245
[MO] Is "shidduch" Jew
talk for "shit show"?
414
00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:57,368
I thought this was a conference
for investors, not incestors.
415
00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,849
- We will sue you.
- That is slander!
416
00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,032
- That is slanderous!
- We will sue you.
417
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,617
Yeah, nothing personal,
418
00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:03,334
but I can't stand these evil Twinkies.
419
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,695
Well, the feeling is mutual.
420
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,758
Yeah, we both have that,
uh, same feeling.
421
00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:07,818
But I personally "Motel-the-Tailored"
422
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,781
this match specifically for
both of your two firms.
423
00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:12,583
Come on! This thing is bashert!
424
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,505
Listen, I, for one, would
like to hear him out,
425
00:15:14,506 --> 00:15:16,026
but maybe in English?
426
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:17,588
What's the point? The
Leighmans would never
427
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:18,897
make a deal that didn't fuck me over.
428
00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:19,964
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's right.
429
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,433
And ditto. So, uh, next.
430
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:23,634
[NOT MILKEN #2] Maurice, wait a second.
431
00:15:23,635 --> 00:15:25,916
Wait. There... there is no next.
432
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,318
What do you mean, there's no next?
433
00:15:27,319 --> 00:15:28,719
This place is fuckin' lousy
434
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,481
with rich white guys who
don't come in pairs.
435
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:31,722
Or each other.
436
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,604
- We can hear you!
- [MO] That's why I said it!
437
00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:35,846
Look, this is all we have
for the Jammer Group.
438
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,688
There's not a lot of
deals that make sense
439
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,450
for a firm with your reputation.
440
00:15:39,451 --> 00:15:40,691
Reputation?
441
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:41,852
This is the best thing for everybody.
442
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,534
- Oh, this bullshit, huh?
- Mo.
443
00:15:43,535 --> 00:15:44,855
- What?
- What do you mean, what?
444
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:45,896
The only reason we're here
445
00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:47,137
is 'cause they need a sucker, Dawn.
446
00:15:47,138 --> 00:15:48,739
Look around.
447
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,260
One of these things is
not like the brother.
448
00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,982
Come on, Dawn, please, help me out.
449
00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:54,184
- What do you mean, "Dawn"?
- Dawn. Your partner.
450
00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:56,787
Mo, let's put emotions
aside. Let's hear him out.
451
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,549
We came all the way out
here to make this deal.
452
00:15:58,550 --> 00:15:59,630
All the way to sunny California,
453
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,311
where I always get burned.
454
00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:04,314
Trust me, Dawn, they are
going to fuck us, okay?
455
00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:06,156
Now, whether you can
see it or not, I can.
456
00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:08,759
Well, I see a deal to be
made. That's what I see.
457
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,189
Isn't that why you brought me here?
458
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:12,202
No! I brought you here
so that you wouldn't try
459
00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:14,204
to give it up to half the office.
460
00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:15,725
No, that's it, we're out.
461
00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:18,649
[NOT MILKEN #2 SIGHS]
462
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,170
What a shonda.
463
00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:21,732
It wasn't half the
office, it was one guy,
464
00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:25,015
and it was just a kiss,
I mean, except Mo.
465
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,536
Which I did everything except...
466
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,338
The Leighmans need to get
into the takeover game
467
00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:30,340
without besmirching their good name.
468
00:16:30,341 --> 00:16:32,102
You guys need cash, right?
469
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:34,171
That's it. That's the deal.
470
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,909
Dawn, you are a partner, am I right?
471
00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:41,151
I don't know how they do their
milk here, but I love it.
472
00:16:41,152 --> 00:16:42,486
It's all about the cows.
473
00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:44,835
Guys. Look.
474
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:47,477
Mo's letting his emotions
get in the way of business.
475
00:16:47,478 --> 00:16:49,359
He hates you, you hate him.
476
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,800
I hate that I love your outfits.
477
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,002
Brooks Brothers, personal friends.
478
00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,696
We met at the Twinternationals.
479
00:16:53,697 --> 00:16:55,089
But we all love money.
480
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,246
Look. [LAUGHS]
481
00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:57,923
[IMITATES LAUGH]
482
00:16:57,924 --> 00:16:59,609
The only thing that Mo has
ever been right about...
483
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,051
Is that we would never do a deal
484
00:17:01,052 --> 00:17:02,892
that doesn't fuck him like a brother.
485
00:17:02,893 --> 00:17:03,901
What?
486
00:17:04,576 --> 00:17:05,976
And to clarify,
487
00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:07,537
I meant that in a purely racist way,
488
00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,099
not in the "brother sex" way.
489
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,341
What, why would anybody
jump to that, Lare?
490
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,042
- Nobody's jumping to that.
- Just double-checking.
491
00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:15,425
- I did, kinda.
- She knows what racist is.
492
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:16,440
She's black.
493
00:17:16,441 --> 00:17:18,067
Don't worry. I know you're racist.
494
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,760
- Thank you.
- I just meant that we wouldn't
495
00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,289
do a deal that wouldn't screw Mo.
496
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,713
Who says that's off the table?
497
00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:26,996
[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC ♪]
498
00:17:26,997 --> 00:17:28,598
♪♪♪♪♪
499
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:31,080
[HORNS HONKING]
500
00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:34,125
[PHONE RINGING]
501
00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:38,288
[WOMAN] You've reached the Jammer Group.
502
00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:40,209
- We're not here.
- [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
503
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,132
[TIFF] Pick up, Blair. Our
reservation was an hour ago.
504
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,214
I am going to count to three.
505
00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:46,496
One.
506
00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,217
Two.
507
00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:52,101
Oh, my God, you are
fucked. Two and a half!
508
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,423
Hey, kitty cat.
509
00:17:53,424 --> 00:17:55,184
So, good news, bad news.
510
00:17:55,185 --> 00:17:57,987
Um, I finally got rid
of that tie you hated,
511
00:17:57,988 --> 00:18:00,670
but it kind of broke the
shredder in the proc...
512
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:03,673
[♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪]
513
00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:05,755
♪♪♪♪♪
514
00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:08,477
Ow! Fuck! That smarts.
515
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:13,524
♪♪♪♪♪
516
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,799
Hello, I'm, uh, here to see a patient.
517
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,777
- Rod Jaminski?
- How'd you know?
518
00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:35,024
We only have one patient.
519
00:18:35,025 --> 00:18:36,324
Follow me.
520
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:45,476
♪♪♪♪♪
521
00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:48,717
Jesus.
522
00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:51,961
♪♪♪♪♪
523
00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:52,801
Hey.
524
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:57,848
♪♪♪♪♪
525
00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:02,653
[SIGHS]
526
00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:07,710
Hey, Jammer.
527
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,776
Blair!
528
00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,221
[TIFF] Blair!
529
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:13,697
Tiffany?
530
00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:15,104
[BLAIR] Look, before
you start screaming...
531
00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:16,656
Over here, boys!
532
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:22,711
This is an industrial textile decimator.
533
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:24,917
Daddy uses it to keep surplus inventory
534
00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:26,475
from falling into the
hands of the homeless.
535
00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:28,917
"Tiffany, nothing ruins a brand faster
536
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,054
than seeing it on a bum."
537
00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:33,234
I'm sorry I ruined our weekend.
538
00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:35,043
It's not about that.
539
00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:37,806
Blair, I am obsessed with you.
540
00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:39,608
And when I see you
getting pushed around,
541
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,129
it makes me literally insane.
542
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,641
Well, from now on, no
one's pushing me around.
543
00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,590
- Except for you.
- Ooh.
544
00:19:46,591 --> 00:19:48,857
You can push my ass around.
545
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,539
- Tight little bottom.
- Yeah, my tight bottom.
546
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:51,780
Oh, you want to shred it, Mommy?
547
00:19:51,781 --> 00:19:54,182
Oh, yeah. Do it.
548
00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:55,624
- You like that?
- Yeah.
549
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,065
- You like that?
- [DECIMATOR WHIRS]
550
00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:59,069
Oh! My God.
551
00:19:59,635 --> 00:20:00,955
Bottom line:
552
00:20:00,956 --> 00:20:03,752
These hostile takeovers throw off 10 X.
553
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:05,233
You can't get that leverage
554
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:06,835
anywhere in your outdated sectors.
555
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:08,597
So what do you guys say?
556
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,800
Are you gonna let emotions
get in the way of business?
557
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:13,081
- Yes.
- Yes.
558
00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,522
- Really, you're in?
- No, yes.
559
00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:16,084
We're gonna let emotions get in the way.
560
00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:18,366
Look, Dawn, we've known you a long time.
561
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:19,447
You're a smart woman.
562
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,262
Which we would normally find repulsive.
563
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,091
But we'd be willing to
overlook that for money.
564
00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:24,606
- Good.
- What we can't overlook
565
00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,218
is our evergreen hatred for Mo.
566
00:20:26,219 --> 00:20:28,268
I thought you claimed this
deal would fuck him over.
567
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,298
More than you can ever dream.
568
00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:31,860
Listening.
569
00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,661
Because once this deal
is done, I'm done.
570
00:20:33,662 --> 00:20:35,303
I'm leaving the Jammer Group.
571
00:20:35,304 --> 00:20:37,786
- Why?
- Mo's unhinged.
572
00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:40,468
He pawned a percentage of our company
573
00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:42,432
to the Yakuza without even telling me.
574
00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:44,232
I'm gonna do these last few deals,
575
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,915
get my cut, and walk.
576
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,989
Without me, Mo's done.
577
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:50,082
Six months, tops.
578
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,481
He'll be broke, in jail,
dead, or all three.
579
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:55,418
So what do you guys say, huh?
580
00:20:55,419 --> 00:20:56,644
[SIGHS]
581
00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:58,086
You want to take Mo off the board
582
00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:00,090
and make a mint while doing it?
583
00:21:04,774 --> 00:21:06,734
Uh...
584
00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:08,296
You know, it's been a while
since I've been back,
585
00:21:08,297 --> 00:21:10,191
and I don't want to hear
any shit about it, okay?
586
00:21:10,192 --> 00:21:12,515
I-I did my time in Cali. You did too.
587
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,105
I'm trying the Georgina Play.
588
00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:18,466
Going for it.
589
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,750
Just like we always dreamed about.
590
00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:25,433
I mean, it should be the
rush of my life, right?
591
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:26,952
But I'm...
592
00:21:28,157 --> 00:21:30,731
I'm distracted. I keep losing focus.
593
00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:33,681
Over a woman. Dawn.
594
00:21:33,682 --> 00:21:36,003
I mean, I-I don't know what
to fucking do, Jammer.
595
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,006
[JAMMER COUGHING]
596
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:42,089
[♪ DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪]
597
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:47,136
♪♪♪♪♪
598
00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:50,580
Shit. You're alive.
599
00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:53,620
I thought you were fully
fucking Von Bulow'd.
600
00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:55,703
Take my watch off
601
00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:58,368
and read me the inscription on the back.
602
00:21:58,369 --> 00:22:00,468
I know what it says, Jammer.
603
00:22:00,469 --> 00:22:01,949
Well, then, don't be an asshole.
604
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:03,150
Take it off and read it.
605
00:22:03,151 --> 00:22:05,392
[SIGHS] Boy.
606
00:22:05,393 --> 00:22:07,514
Oh, look at that. It
says "fuck 'em all."
607
00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:08,869
Fuck 'em all.
608
00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:12,279
I lived my whole life like that.
609
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,282
Money over everything and everyone.
610
00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:17,540
And look where I am now.
611
00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:20,567
Uh, well, hold on a
second. I'm confused.
612
00:22:20,568 --> 00:22:22,649
Are you telling me that
after all these years,
613
00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:24,087
now you're saying
614
00:22:24,088 --> 00:22:26,672
money doesn't matter,
that it's all about love?
615
00:22:27,937 --> 00:22:29,576
You're dumb.
616
00:22:29,577 --> 00:22:30,938
That's it, I just figured out,
617
00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:32,259
you're fuckin' dumb.
618
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:34,381
I meant look where I am now.
619
00:22:34,382 --> 00:22:37,264
The best medical facility
on the fuckin' planet.
620
00:22:37,265 --> 00:22:38,324
Ah.
621
00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:39,827
I bought the whole goddamn place,
622
00:22:39,828 --> 00:22:41,108
got rid of everybody,
623
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:43,150
and I got the best medical technology,
624
00:22:43,151 --> 00:22:46,490
which may make me live forever.
625
00:22:47,811 --> 00:22:51,785
Everything I am, was, will be
626
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,373
is about money.
627
00:22:55,444 --> 00:22:56,542
Love...
628
00:22:57,366 --> 00:22:59,566
I thought you'd learned
your lesson after Connie.
629
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,475
No one gives a shit about you.
630
00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:04,811
- Except...
- Me.
631
00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:06,552
Attaboy. Yourself.
632
00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:08,370
Peggy!
633
00:23:09,098 --> 00:23:11,056
I think it's Penny. Penny!
634
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,642
Call Reynolds and Eloise
and cancel poker night.
635
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,344
And then call Hefner and tell him
636
00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:21,572
to rain-check Ms. September
through November.
637
00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:23,270
Tell him it's a family emergency.
638
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,471
Got it.
639
00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:26,873
Now, you, you know what you can do?
640
00:23:26,874 --> 00:23:29,756
Get us a case of whiskey
older than I am.
641
00:23:29,757 --> 00:23:31,398
And you and I will drink
642
00:23:31,399 --> 00:23:33,762
this pathetic bitch out of your head.
643
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,204
Sounds like a plan.
644
00:23:38,205 --> 00:23:40,086
What the fuck was I thinking about?
645
00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:41,888
That was cool.
646
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:43,610
You just touched me and you meant it.
647
00:23:43,611 --> 00:23:44,931
I love that.
648
00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,242
Thank you, Jammer.
649
00:23:46,895 --> 00:23:48,594
I'm gonna be right back.
650
00:23:49,778 --> 00:23:51,699
Let's party!
651
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,419
[COUGHING]
652
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:56,465
[JAMMER COUGHING AND HACKING]
653
00:23:59,548 --> 00:24:01,067
Hey. Tell me the truth.
654
00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:03,901
I'm the first visitor he's
had in months, right?
655
00:24:04,766 --> 00:24:06,053
Years.
656
00:24:06,595 --> 00:24:08,434
Huh.
657
00:24:08,435 --> 00:24:10,438
All right, thanks.
658
00:24:13,882 --> 00:24:17,202
[PHONE LINE TRILLING]
659
00:24:17,203 --> 00:24:20,326
- Hey, Dawn. Listen.
- Mo, you listen.
660
00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:22,608
Now, I somehow tricked the
Leighmans into giving us
661
00:24:22,609 --> 00:24:25,171
an ass load of capital with
shitty terms for them,
662
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,373
- and I know what you're gonna say.
- Do it.
663
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,336
- Wait, really?
- Dawn, you're my partner.
664
00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:31,657
All right, and I'm sorry if I haven't
665
00:24:31,658 --> 00:24:33,019
always treated you that way.
666
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,415
You... you deserve better.
667
00:24:35,383 --> 00:24:37,263
- You feel all right?
- [MO] No, I mean it.
668
00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,419
I trust you.
669
00:24:39,027 --> 00:24:42,068
And I hope someday you'll
be able to trust me again.
670
00:24:42,069 --> 00:24:43,709
If you think this deal works,
671
00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:45,591
I want you to go ahead and do it.
672
00:24:45,592 --> 00:24:46,760
Thank you.
673
00:24:49,037 --> 00:24:50,796
[PHONE BEEPS]
674
00:24:50,797 --> 00:24:53,283
Mazel, Dawny, you did it!
675
00:24:54,282 --> 00:24:56,802
Let me guess. You're Not Milken too.
676
00:24:56,803 --> 00:24:59,565
Actually, I'm Not Milken
Three, but the truth is,
677
00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:02,048
Milken is more of an idea than a man.
678
00:25:02,049 --> 00:25:03,585
He's in all of us.
679
00:25:04,052 --> 00:25:05,237
Huh.
680
00:25:08,015 --> 00:25:11,058
[HORNS HONKING DISTANTLY]
681
00:25:13,141 --> 00:25:14,900
- Oh! Hey!
- Hi.
682
00:25:14,901 --> 00:25:17,223
- Hey.
- Oh. Thank you.
683
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,544
- We appreciate it.
- You're welcome.
684
00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:21,587
Ja. Think he bought it?
685
00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,108
Oh, wow, what accent are you doing?
686
00:25:23,109 --> 00:25:25,951
I don't know. I thought it was European.
687
00:25:25,952 --> 00:25:28,554
Swedish vampire. Fuck!
688
00:25:28,555 --> 00:25:30,075
Someone must've tipped
them off we're coming.
689
00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:31,597
- This is confetti.
- Then we're fucked.
690
00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:32,925
Let's just go back to the office.
691
00:25:32,926 --> 00:25:34,239
No. No, no, no, no, no.
692
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,201
We'll just, we'll put it back together.
693
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,963
You know, we'll do the
work. No shortcuts.
694
00:25:37,964 --> 00:25:39,872
You know if we go back empty-handed,
695
00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,928
the guys are gonna call us the
SEC-you-next-Tuesdays again.
696
00:25:42,929 --> 00:25:45,130
That's gonna take forever!
697
00:25:45,131 --> 00:25:47,413
No. We gotta get some
dirt on one of these guys
698
00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:48,974
and blackmail the motherfucker
699
00:25:48,975 --> 00:25:51,296
like some real SEC-you-next-Tuesday...
700
00:25:51,297 --> 00:25:52,618
Have a good one!
701
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:53,699
- [ALL] Bye!
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
702
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,703
Thank you for your garbage!
703
00:25:56,392 --> 00:25:58,624
Whoa! Where do you think
you're going, bitch boy?
704
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,386
- Home. I finished.
- [SCOFFS] Bullshit.
705
00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:02,748
How'd you finish that?
706
00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:04,251
Show me, pantywaist.
707
00:26:05,072 --> 00:26:06,672
- No.
- No?
708
00:26:06,673 --> 00:26:08,794
I'm your boss. I command you.
709
00:26:08,795 --> 00:26:11,606
Your days of bullying me
for no reason are over.
710
00:26:11,607 --> 00:26:13,666
- All right?
- You're the reason I got fired.
711
00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:16,201
You're gay. I know you're gay.
712
00:26:16,202 --> 00:26:18,163
Ty told me. Ty told me everything.
713
00:26:18,164 --> 00:26:20,405
Yeah. I don't want to use
that information against you,
714
00:26:20,406 --> 00:26:21,767
but if you don't stop fucking with me,
715
00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:23,048
I will tell everyone,
716
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,165
and I'll start with your family.
717
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,011
Maybe your kids first. That seem right?
718
00:26:26,012 --> 00:26:27,086
I'm gay?
719
00:26:28,055 --> 00:26:30,773
That's fucking rich, coming from you.
720
00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:35,260
[♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪]
721
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,541
What?
722
00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:38,023
Basura.
723
00:26:38,024 --> 00:26:40,105
♪♪♪♪♪
724
00:26:40,106 --> 00:26:42,456
- [WHISPERING] Oh, my God!
- [WHISPERING] We got him!
725
00:26:42,457 --> 00:26:46,031
[♪ PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ♪]
726
00:26:46,032 --> 00:26:49,076
[EMPLOYEES MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]
727
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,039
Lights are staying on.
Dawn filled our bank!
728
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,041
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
729
00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:58,363
- What's up, Dawn?
- Ah! [LAUGHS]
730
00:26:58,364 --> 00:26:59,644
[WOMAN] Hey, Dawn!
731
00:26:59,645 --> 00:27:01,686
Yes!
732
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:03,690
[MAN] Whoo!
733
00:27:06,173 --> 00:27:07,772
Thank you, fellas!
734
00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:10,775
[♪ UPLIFTING MUSIC ♪]
735
00:27:10,776 --> 00:27:12,096
♪♪♪♪♪
736
00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,848
- Hey.
- Hey.
737
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,261
I just wanted to say thanks again.
738
00:27:16,262 --> 00:27:18,383
- Partner.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
739
00:27:18,384 --> 00:27:20,597
Look, I gotta be honest
with you, okay, I, um...
740
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,500
I did show up at Cedar Tavern.
741
00:27:24,070 --> 00:27:25,210
For you.
742
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:30,088
But, uh, then I saw
Blair and... you know.
743
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,036
Yeah.
744
00:27:32,037 --> 00:27:34,653
- And I went for you.
- Mm.
745
00:27:35,629 --> 00:27:38,921
But when you didn't show
up, it just reminded me
746
00:27:38,922 --> 00:27:40,605
of all the times you let me down,
747
00:27:40,606 --> 00:27:43,699
and so I got drunk and stupid.
748
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,710
- But...
- Boss, we got a problem.
749
00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:47,048
Why didn't you deliver the money?
750
00:27:47,049 --> 00:27:48,321
The Yakuza wouldn't take it.
751
00:27:48,322 --> 00:27:49,508
The fuck are you talking about?
752
00:27:49,509 --> 00:27:51,856
They said someone bought our debt.
753
00:27:51,857 --> 00:27:52,897
- [INTERCOM BEEPS]
- What?
754
00:27:52,898 --> 00:27:53,858
[WOMAN] Mr. Monroe?
755
00:27:53,859 --> 00:27:55,257
Call on line two.
756
00:27:57,584 --> 00:27:59,627
- Yeah?
- [LARRY] Mo Money!
757
00:27:59,628 --> 00:28:01,265
Len and Lare here. How's tricks?
758
00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:02,987
[LENNY] 'Cause we got one for you.
759
00:28:02,988 --> 00:28:04,629
While you were focused on getting us
760
00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:06,711
to invest in your tiny takeovers,
761
00:28:06,712 --> 00:28:10,114
we went and acquired 30
percent of the Jammer Group.
762
00:28:10,115 --> 00:28:12,050
[LARRY] Pretty reckless of
you to use company shares
763
00:28:12,051 --> 00:28:14,278
as collateral with a
violent crime syndicate!
764
00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:16,080
[LENNY] Oopsie. Dawn let it slip.
765
00:28:16,081 --> 00:28:17,819
[LARRY] And then we went
and bought them off.
766
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:19,073
[LENNY] Anyhoo, just make sure
767
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,125
those dividend checks
are on time, shithead.
768
00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:22,271
[LARRY] You know what?
I'm thinking we should
769
00:28:22,272 --> 00:28:24,488
change our names to
the Leighman Brothas.
770
00:28:24,489 --> 00:28:25,489
[BOTH LAUGHING]
771
00:28:25,490 --> 00:28:27,091
- [PHONE CLICKS]
- Mo.
772
00:28:27,092 --> 00:28:29,936
How the fuck could you
be so fucking stupid?
773
00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:36,805
Get out of my office, Dawn.
774
00:28:36,806 --> 00:28:40,864
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00:28:43,868 --> 00:28:48,955
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