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Welcome back to
another exciting journey
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into the pages of our past.
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Today we visit
the Native Americans
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and I'll be sharing a story
that no one will argue
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or find fault with.
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Okay?
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Anyone?
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Adam Conover, perhaps?
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Speak now or forever shut up!
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Good.
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Now on with my show.
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For thousands of years
these simple people
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lived in harmony with nature.
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That is until the arrival
of the Plymouth Pilgrims
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who brought civilization
to this wild land,
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starting with the first
Thanksgiving in 1621.
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Uh, that's not quite...
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Dag gummit! No!
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I'm finishing my intro.
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After a long journey
across the Atlantic,
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the Pilgrims settled
a harsh wilderness.
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There they met the friendly
Native Americans
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who, with the help of
the English-speaking Squanto,
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taught them to plant corn.
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We are friends.
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And friends,
this is corn.
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In thanks, the Pilgrims invited
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the Native Americans
to a feast,
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one that we still celebrate
to this day.
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Actually, that's not how
any of this went down.
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Aarrrrhhhh!
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You have a problem
with how I'm telling the story
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of the first Thanksgiving?
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Not one problem.
Many problems.
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In fact, your entire approach
to Native American history
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is totally wrong.
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That's a big friggin' statement.
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With big friggin' facts
to back it up.
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I'm Adam Conover and this is
"Reanimated History."
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*ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING*
Season 02 Episode 18 Title: "The First Fact Giving
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Okay, you talking corn husk.
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Everyone knows the story
of the first Thanksgiving.
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The Pilgrims came to
the New World on the Mayflower
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seeking religious freedom
and they broke bread
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with the friendly
Native Americans.
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It's sweet and it's simple.
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And that's why we force adorable
grade-schoolers
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to reenact it every year.
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And almost none of it
is true.
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First of all, you have
the dinner guests all wrong.
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Oh, are you saying the guests
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weren't Native Americans?
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They weren't generic
Native Americans,
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they were members
of a specific group,
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the Wampanoag,
and a majority of the people
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on the Mayflower
weren't Pilgrims.
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Only a third of the passengers
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were seeking religious
tolerance.
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The rest came
for economic opportunity.
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I'm here
for the cash, baby.
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Gonna buy a solid gold
buckle for my hat.
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Well, who doesn't love cash?
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Cash rules the world.
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Heretics.
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Huh, did not know that.
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Well, whatever the reason,
the industrious settlers came
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to an empty wilderness and built
the town of Plymouth
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with their bare hands.
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Far from it!
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The settlers actually built
Plymouth on top
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of an abandoned
Patuxet village
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that had been wiped out
by disease.
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Wait, what?
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As a result, most of the
work had been done for them.
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Patuxet already had cleared
fields, fresh water,
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and pre-built homes.
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We are super unprepared
for this whole settling thing,
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so we really need a place
that's, uh, move-in ready.
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This abandoned village
is priced to sell,
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and that price is zero.
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Eh, Pilgrims can't
be choosers.
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They took over
a dead tribe's village?
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That's disturbing.
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Yeah, and they also
ate corn and beans
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the Patuxet people
had buried years earlier.
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Jackpot!
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Geez, Pilgrims
really liked their corn.
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Not even gonna
boil it first, huh?
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Hmm, well,
they had to survive.
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They had no choice, right?
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But they did
have a choice
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of whether or not
they dug up graves.
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And according to the settlers'
own journals,
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that's exactly
what they did.
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Francis, are you seriously
writing this down?
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Keep this shit
a secret, man!
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Hey!
Are those bowls?
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Okay, that is... awful.
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But the settlers weren't
all bad, right?
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They befriended Squanto!
That's heartwarming.
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- Corn!
- Corn!
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Sorry.
While it's true that Squanto...
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Whose real name was Tisquantum...
Helped the settlers,
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his story is less heartwarming
and more heartbreaking.
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In 1614, Tisquantum was
kidnapped and brought to Europe
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to be sold into slavery.
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It took him years,
but he eventually escaped.
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He then crisscrossed
the Atlantic,
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picking up English
along the way,
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before finally
making it back home.
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Finally the nightmare
is over.
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I'm so happy
to be back home in Patuxet.
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Wait. Patuxet?
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Isn't that the same
village that...
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No!
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Alone and without his people,
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Tisquantum was captured
by the Wampanoag
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who put him to use
as a translator.
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Some English just showed up
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and we need you
to negotiate an alliance,
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so they'll help us
kill our enemies.
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So Tisquantum was forced to go
to his former village
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and strike a deal
between the two groups.
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The Chief says we will trade
you corn and corn-know-how
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if you will help them
fight the Narragansett.
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Fresh corn that's not buried
in the ground?!
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Count us in.
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Hey, boys,
we got corn!
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Corn!
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So, after we murder
your enemies,
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wanna have a little
feast or something?
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Sure, whatever.
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Wait, that's what
led to the first Thanksgiving?
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The Pilgrims traded
their military might
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for some farming tips
from the Wampanoag?
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Yup!
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Ugh, I hope you're happy, Adam.
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You just ruined a 400-year-old
national holiday.
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Actually, Thanksgiving has
only been a national holiday
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for 155 years!
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It wasn't until the woman who
wrote "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
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started sending letters
to Abraham Lincoln
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that Thanksgiving became...
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That's enough!
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I was wrong, okay?
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Isn't history a lot more
complicated
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and troublesome
than you thought?
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On that we can agree.
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Well, after all this awfulness,
I should tell a happy story.
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One of true love.
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The story of Pocahontas,
which is a...
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Horrifying tale of abuse
and exploitation.
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So you're gonna
just keep interrupting me to...
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Tell you the truth?
Yup.
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I'm very fun at parties.
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The story of
Pocahontas and John Smith
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is one many of us know
from childhood.
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A real-life American
"Romeo and Juliet."
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Back in the early 17th century,
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Pocahontas was the mischievous
daughter of a powerful chief.
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She was meant to marry
a warrior named Kocoum...
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...but instead
she cast off tradition
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and chose the Englishman
John Smith...
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a charming adventurer
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who had arrived
with the Jamestown settlers.
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After they fell in love,
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Pocahontas saved
John Smith's life
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from the wrath of her father.
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Get away from my daughter,
you European scum!
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Father, no!
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Don't harm
this sweet man.
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I'm very into him!
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Her heroic act of devotion
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is one we remember to this day.
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Sure do!
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But we remember it all wrong.
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Oh, look, you're a raccoon now.
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Hooray.
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We prefer to be called
Trash Pandas.
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And the real story
of Pocahontas
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is way darker
than the animated movie.
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Let's start at the top.
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While it's true
that Pocahontas
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was the daughter
of a powerful chief,
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she would never have been
romantically involved
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with John Smith.
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In this New World,
I will find
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not only adventure,
but also love!
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'Cause when John Smith arrived
in Jamestown in 1607,
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Pocahontas was only
ten years old.
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Maybe love is, ah,
deeper in the woods.
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And Pocahontas never saved
John Smith's life,
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'cause no one
was trying to kill him.
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Smith either
made the whole thing up
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or misunderstood
a religious ceremony
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welcoming him to the tribe.
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Welcome, friend.
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Ah! The violent
native seeks
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to crush me
in his bear-like grip!
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What? No.
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Man, this guy is dense.
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But the biggest mistake
is that John Smith
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wasn't the hero
of this story.
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Frankly, he and the British
were total jerks.
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When the Jamestown
settlers first arrived,
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Chief Powhatan welcomed them
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and gave them
badly needed supplies.
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That is, until the autumn
of 1608
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when a particularly bad harvest
meant the Powhatan people
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didn't have
any more to give.
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My apologies.
We barely have enough
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to get our own people
through the winter.
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But the British
reaction to this was, uh...
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pretty violent.
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Merry Christmas.
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I can't believe
I tried to hug you.
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The British threatened
and harassed them so much
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that Chief Powhatan ended up
moving the entire village
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further from Jamestown
just so they'd be left alone.
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Ugh, these guys
are the worst.
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Let's get out of here!
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Even if I was an adult,
I wouldn't marry that jerk.
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Pocahontas ended up
marrying the warrior Kocoum,
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who she actually liked
quite a bit.
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You know what I like
most about you?
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You didn't violently
threaten my people.
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Meanwhile, back in Jamestown,
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John Smith,
the intrepid explorer,
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was lighting his pipe...
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...and accidentally
blew himself up with gunpowder
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and had to return to England
to recover.
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What a maroon!
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So that's the end of the story?
Weird.
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Nope! From there, things only
got worse for Pocahontas.
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I should've guessed.
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After John Smith's departure,
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Pocahontas was kidnapped
by another British settler
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who was also feuding
with her father.
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You feud with us,
we steal your kids.
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You know what?
I'm gonna say it...
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these people are assholes.
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While in captivity, Pocahontas
converted to Christianity,
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learned English, and married
a man named John Rolfe.
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From the second I saw you
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ripped from your family
and cultural context,
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I knew you were the one.
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I vow to love you
always.
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And I vow to make the best of
the worst possible situation.
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That's the British spirit.
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Then Pocahontas, John
Rolfe, and their newborn son
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went to England
on a publicity trip
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meant to stir up more investment
for Jamestown.
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Come one, come all
to look at John Rolfe
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and his beautiful
native wife!
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Wait, wait, wait,
they used a kidnapped woman
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as a marketing tool?!
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That's terrible.
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Yes. It was.
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And, unfortunately,
after this visit to London,
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Pocahontas died of disease
at the age of 21.
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She'd never see her home
or her people again.
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How in the world
did we get a sweet love story
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from such a sad tale?
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Well, for that, you can thank
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that old exploding sleazebag,
John Smith.
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Because in 1612,
he wrote a bestselling account
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of his adventures that falsely
depicted Pocahontas as grown up,
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beautiful, and into him.
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"And after Pocahontas
saved my life,
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"her beautiful adult body
embraced me.
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"'You're such a hero,
you'd never
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blow yourself up with
gunpowder, ' she exclaimed."
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This dude also
claimed in another book
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that Pocahontas and 30 other
women in her tribe
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attacked him with a dance
and demanded sexual favors.
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"And then things started
to get really hot.
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Oh, yeah, everybody wanted
a piece of John Smith."
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Ugh, what a creep!
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Creepily influential.
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Smith's account
became the basis
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for centuries
of mythologizing.
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And it was those myths
that made their way
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into the animated movie
350 years later.
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Thirty women?
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Sexual favors?
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00:12:24,964 --> 00:12:27,731
I smell a G-rated
children's film!
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This false,
romanticized version
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became the story of Pocahontas
most of us know today,
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even though it's painted
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with all the creative
liberties of the wind.
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Anyone else hot?
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I can't believe I was retelling
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that lamewad's crappy narrative.
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Adam, allow me
to redeem myself.
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For our final story, we'll talk
about what the Americas
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were like before
the Europeans even arrived.
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Were you gonna repeat
that old story
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about how the Americas were
wild, empty, and uncivilized?
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00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:59,162
Because that's totally wrong.
302
00:12:59,229 --> 00:13:01,149
Let's get you out of there,
little guy.
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00:13:01,229 --> 00:13:02,829
y, you know
what, help me out here.
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Leave him in there.
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Before Europeans arrived,
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the New World was an empty
and fertile land.
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The small groups
of Native Americans there
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lived simply and only ate
what nature provided.
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They took apples from the trees,
fish from the streams,
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and buffalo from
the, uh, bushes, I suppose?
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But all that changed
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when Europeans brought
civilization to the Americas.
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?
314
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,228
Oh, wow, we have a lot
of ground to cover here, whew.
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00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:37,693
Luckily, I have my most active
ruining outfit on.
316
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,328
Ugh, all your
outfits are ruining outfits.
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00:13:40,393 --> 00:13:42,159
I can handle this, Adam.
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00:13:42,226 --> 00:13:44,560
Sorry, but you are
super wrong.
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00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:45,992
Super wrong?
320
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,992
How am I already super wrong?
321
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:49,192
Where to start?
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00:13:49,259 --> 00:13:51,226
First off, even the way
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you're using the term
"Native American"
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is a vast oversimplification.
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There were hundreds
of tribes
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speaking over
a thousand languages
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spread across the American
continents
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before European arrival.
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For example, the Algonquian
from the Eastern Woodlands
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00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:09,760
and the Taos from the Southwest
had vastly different lifestyles.
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00:14:09,824 --> 00:14:13,593
They were as different
as the Vikings and the French.
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00:14:13,658 --> 00:14:15,858
My life is nothing like theirs.
333
00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,890
So there's very
little you can say
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that applies to all Native
Americans as a single group.
335
00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:24,326
Except that there
weren't very many of them, right?
336
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,889
Oh, no! There were.
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00:14:25,957 --> 00:14:27,657
Before European arrival,
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00:14:27,723 --> 00:14:30,157
there were between
50 and 100 million people
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00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,923
living in the Americas.
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00:14:31,989 --> 00:14:33,723
That's insane.
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00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,756
The population of Europe
in the 15th century
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00:14:35,822 --> 00:14:37,589
was only like 70 million.
343
00:14:37,656 --> 00:14:38,888
Exactly!
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00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,756
Some experts say
there were actually
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more people in the Americas
than Europe.
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00:14:43,322 --> 00:14:46,324
That many people were
just wandering around the woods?
347
00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:49,023
Nope! Because that's another
big misconception.
348
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,521
Lots of Native American groups
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00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,156
actually lived
in organized settlements.
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00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:56,488
This is a Secotan village,
351
00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,088
a tribe that lived
in the outer banks
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00:14:58,154 --> 00:14:59,687
of what's now North Carolina.
353
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:04,721
Wow, this place is lively!
354
00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:07,321
Yeah, we live
in permanent homes.
355
00:15:07,388 --> 00:15:08,921
We farm large fields as a group.
356
00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:10,654
We save food in storehouses
for winter
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and trade extensively
with our neighbors.
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00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,320
We're running
a civilization here.
359
00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:16,920
What, did you think
we were just
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00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,721
running around the woods
in our underwear?
361
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:21,054
No...
of course not.
362
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,920
And some tribes
like the Iroquois
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00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:25,720
even had complex
political organizations.
364
00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:28,353
Vote Hiawatha
come autumn!
365
00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:30,720
Hey, you, sir, would you
like some information
366
00:15:30,786 --> 00:15:32,720
on the great work
Hiawatha is doing for...
367
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:35,720
This image we have of small
bands of nomadic people
368
00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:37,753
is totally wrong.
369
00:15:37,818 --> 00:15:39,752
You're right,
this isn't what I pictured,
370
00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:42,986
but it still feels,
I don't know,
371
00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:44,985
not as civilized
as Europe?
372
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:47,119
Because it's not a city?
Right.
373
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:48,751
Well, then let's go
to a city.
374
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:50,919
Onward to Cahokia!
375
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,017
Cha-Who-kia?
376
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,217
Cahokia!
377
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,218
A city once located
in North America
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00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:57,084
near what is now
St. Louis.
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00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:59,318
At its height
around 1100 A.D.,
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upwards of 30,000 people
lived there.
381
00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:05,318
It rivaled London and Paris
in population.
382
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:08,318
Yah, London is cool.
Paris is sweet.
383
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,917
But have you been
to Cahokia?
384
00:16:09,983 --> 00:16:12,984
Ha!
That city is crazy, man.
385
00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:16,718
The city was so
massive, it even had suburbs!
386
00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:19,150
And they built massive
earthworks.
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00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:20,916
The biggest, Monks Mound,
388
00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:24,051
was larger than
the Great Pyramid at Giza!
389
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,317
Monks Mound
is way underrated.
390
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:29,551
Giza is such
a tourist trap, pssh.
391
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:32,183
Imagine the sheer
number of people
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00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:34,516
and level of organization
it must have taken
393
00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:37,183
to build
such massive structures.
394
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:38,857
That's incredible!
395
00:16:38,973 --> 00:16:41,316
But why have I never heard
of this before?
396
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:43,148
Why didn't the European settlers
397
00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:46,383
document how crazy populated
the continent was?
398
00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:47,748
Simple.
399
00:16:47,814 --> 00:16:49,882
These civilizations were
wiped out by disease
400
00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:53,349
before most
of the settlers arrived.
401
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:56,315
When explorers first started
coming to the Americas
402
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:58,014
in the late 15th century,
403
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,581
they encountered shores
that were packed with people.
404
00:17:00,648 --> 00:17:03,582
My God, this continent
is full to the brim!
405
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,748
And they also
spread infectious disease.
406
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,513
Sorry!
407
00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:16,015
From smallpox to
measles to influenza.
408
00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:19,147
Epidemic after epidemic
hit the continents
409
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:23,148
and the native people had
no immunity to any of them.
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00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,547
It's been estimated that
in the 16th century,
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00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:30,749
90% of the Native Americans
died of diseases.
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00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:33,413
So, by the time
the larger wave of settlers
413
00:17:33,479 --> 00:17:35,379
arrived a century or so later,
414
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,878
many saw a landscape
415
00:17:36,978 --> 00:17:39,179
that had been effectively
cleared of people.
416
00:17:39,245 --> 00:17:41,379
Huh, not a lot
of Native Americans around.
417
00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:42,877
Well, they must live
in small,
418
00:17:42,945 --> 00:17:44,511
nomadic groups
in the wilderness.
419
00:17:44,578 --> 00:17:46,311
Time to dig up some graves!
420
00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:47,612
That's wrong!
421
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,939
Just a few years before,
there were tons of people here!
422
00:17:50,044 --> 00:17:51,845
Yeah, but the
settlers didn't know that.
423
00:17:51,911 --> 00:17:53,711
So the tales and letters
they wrote home
424
00:17:53,777 --> 00:17:57,179
told of an empty continent
ripe for the picking.
425
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,511
"Dearest Mother, this land is
virtually uninhabited.
426
00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:03,878
"God has given an entire
continent to white Europeans.
427
00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:06,644
"Oh, also, in your next care
package, can you send...
428
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:09,043
everything?
We need everything."
429
00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:12,178
The settler's account created
the persistent myth
430
00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:15,678
of an empty,
wild pre-Columbian America.
431
00:18:15,743 --> 00:18:17,075
But it wasn't true.
432
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:19,142
Before the arrival
of Europeans,
433
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:21,143
this was actually
a bustling continent
434
00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:23,142
of tens of millions of people
435
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,309
and hundreds
of complex societies.
436
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,309
Disease changed it all.
437
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:28,909
My God!
438
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,042
I'm so flabbergasted,
I don't even know
439
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,376
if I'm using the word
"flabbergasted" right.
440
00:18:33,441 --> 00:18:35,375
All that culture lost.
441
00:18:35,441 --> 00:18:38,342
All those people ignored
by a false history.
442
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,974
It's terrible.
443
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,341
I'm terrible
for perpetuating it.
444
00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:44,808
Krypton.S01E03.The.Rankless.Initiative.720p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-SiGMA
445
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,675
You can correct
that mistake by...
446
00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:48,508
No. I've heard enough.
447
00:18:48,574 --> 00:18:50,674
I don't deserve to narrate
this show.
448
00:18:50,741 --> 00:18:52,374
Wait, are you really leaving?
449
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,541
Hello?!
450
00:18:54,607 --> 00:18:56,541
I was about to tell you
why you've been
451
00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:59,175
making these mistakes
and how you might correct them!
452
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,640
Ah, man, even disembodied voices
try to run away from me.
453
00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:10,373
Narrator? Narrator?
Hello?
454
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:12,106
We're back from commercial!
455
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:14,139
Don't you want to finish up
the show?
456
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:15,639
No.
457
00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:18,273
Aw, why not?
What's wrong?
458
00:19:18,338 --> 00:19:19,672
What do I even show or say?
459
00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:21,673
I've been so wrong
about everything.
460
00:19:21,739 --> 00:19:24,673
Yeah, but that's because
you made the same mistake
461
00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:27,306
so many of us
have made before you.
462
00:19:27,372 --> 00:19:30,139
When we tell stories
about Native American history,
463
00:19:30,205 --> 00:19:33,373
we often do so through
a European lens...
464
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,704
Stories based
on misinformed settlers
465
00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:39,506
or a romanticized account
written by a horny explorer.
466
00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:44,174
"'So you native women want me
to marry you all at once?
467
00:19:44,237 --> 00:19:46,004
"'Well, who is John Smith
468
00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:48,204
"to keep John Smith
all to himself?'
469
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,205
John Smith exclaimed."
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00:19:51,271 --> 00:19:55,072
John Smith, you sexy fox.
471
00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:56,636
If we truly want
to know the past,
472
00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:58,637
what we need to do
is give more weight
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00:19:58,703 --> 00:20:00,637
to the Native American
perspective.
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00:20:00,703 --> 00:20:03,704
We need to tell the story
through their lens.
475
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,036
If you look at more
recent scholarship...
476
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:08,103
and native oral
traditions...
477
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:09,837
you can get
a more accurate picture
478
00:20:09,903 --> 00:20:12,837
of what native peoples' lives
were like in the Americas.
479
00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:14,469
And it really wouldn't hurt
480
00:20:14,536 --> 00:20:16,969
if you renamed
your Washington football team.
481
00:20:17,035 --> 00:20:19,102
I mean, come on.
482
00:20:19,169 --> 00:20:22,303
And if you do that, you'll help
right a huge wrong
483
00:20:22,369 --> 00:20:24,769
that's discounted
the contributions and legacies
484
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:28,270
of hundreds of societies
and millions of people.
485
00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,001
That... sounds good.
486
00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,134
I'll try, Adam.
Thank you.
487
00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:33,868
Ooh!
Well, if you liked that,
488
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:36,735
I have even more facts
we couldn't get into earlier!
489
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,168
Like, did you know that
John Smith's second-in-command
490
00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:41,968
is the guy who ended up
kidnapping Tisquantum?
491
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,835
Ooh...
492
00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:46,834
Small New World, huh?
493
00:20:46,901 --> 00:20:48,468
Yeah, that's enough for today.
494
00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:50,167
I'm pretty burnt out.
I'll see you next time.
495
00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:52,034
Oh, man,
I'm never gonna meet
496
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,420
someone who has
my factual endurance.
497
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:59,020
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