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I love it. 7 00:00:11,148 --> 00:00:12,915 Well, everyone has their thing. 8 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:14,583 Oh, could you grab me a pencil? 9 00:00:14,585 --> 00:00:16,852 I could, and I would, and I would love to. 10 00:00:18,856 --> 00:00:20,589 ? 11 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:32,835 - What the... - Oh! 12 00:00:32,837 --> 00:00:34,636 You found my moon landing literature. 13 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:36,238 Fascinating, right? 14 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,741 Melinda, do you think the moon landing was faked? 15 00:00:39,743 --> 00:00:41,743 Uh, yeah, don't you? 16 00:00:41,745 --> 00:00:44,513 Come on, Adam, I thought you questioned everything. 17 00:00:44,515 --> 00:00:46,481 I do, but this 18 00:00:46,483 --> 00:00:48,450 is a straight-up conspiracy theory. 19 00:00:48,452 --> 00:00:50,285 What's so bad about conspiracy theories? 20 00:00:50,287 --> 00:00:53,121 - They can be fun. - No, conspiracy theories are dangerous, 21 00:00:53,123 --> 00:00:55,858 and irrational and just plain wrong. 22 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:58,060 The moon landing definitely happened. 23 00:00:58,062 --> 00:00:59,795 Oh yeah? Then prove it. 24 00:00:59,797 --> 00:01:02,598 I can't believe this, but I guess I have to. 25 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,032 Hi, I'm Adam Conover 26 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,701 and this is "Adam Ruins Everything." 27 00:01:05,703 --> 00:01:08,036 ? 28 00:01:08,221 --> 00:01:12,713 Corrected & Synced by Bakugan 29 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,380 Okay, explain it to me one more time. 30 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:21,350 Why do you think the moon landing was faked? 31 00:01:21,352 --> 00:01:24,453 We're both skeptics, right? So think about it skeptically. 32 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:26,288 There's no way NASA had the technology 33 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,456 to go to the moon. 34 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:29,124 They just filmed it on a sound stage, 35 00:01:29,126 --> 00:01:30,392 that would've been way easier. 36 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,661 Yeah, that's what conspiracy theorists think. 37 00:01:32,663 --> 00:01:36,164 But the truth is faking the moon landing in 1969 38 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:37,699 actually would have been harder 39 00:01:37,701 --> 00:01:40,435 than just going to the moon in the first place. 40 00:01:40,437 --> 00:01:41,937 Here, I'll show you. 41 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:45,007 Fake Moon Landing, take one. 42 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:47,009 All right, in this scene you're on the moon 43 00:01:47,011 --> 00:01:49,478 and it's real and we're fooling America 44 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,813 and action! 45 00:01:51,815 --> 00:01:53,815 See? Stanley Kubrick just shot 46 00:01:53,817 --> 00:01:55,651 a guy jumping around on set 47 00:01:55,653 --> 00:01:57,052 and then they played it back on TV. 48 00:01:57,054 --> 00:01:58,887 Sorry, but given the filmmaking 49 00:01:58,889 --> 00:02:00,722 and lighting technology at the time, 50 00:02:00,724 --> 00:02:02,858 that actually wouldn't have been possible. 51 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:05,994 Right, the lighting. 52 00:02:05,996 --> 00:02:08,030 Look at how bright it is. 53 00:02:08,032 --> 00:02:09,264 Look at these shadows. 54 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:10,966 This was clearly shot in a studio. 55 00:02:10,968 --> 00:02:12,200 (LIGHTS POWERING ON) 56 00:02:12,202 --> 00:02:14,036 (MAN) Actually... 57 00:02:14,038 --> 00:02:15,203 creating that lighting would've been 58 00:02:15,205 --> 00:02:17,105 essentially impossible in a studio. 59 00:02:17,107 --> 00:02:18,941 Melinda, meet Mark Schubin. 60 00:02:18,943 --> 00:02:21,543 He's a forensic motion picture analyst 61 00:02:21,545 --> 00:02:22,878 and an Emmy-winning light fellow 62 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,747 of the Society of Motion Picture and Television Engineers. 63 00:02:25,749 --> 00:02:28,383 Thanks, Adam. Using image forensics, 64 00:02:28,385 --> 00:02:29,618 I can tell you that the light source 65 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,820 we see in the moon footage is actually 66 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:34,022 parallel sun rays with no diffusion. 67 00:02:34,024 --> 00:02:37,059 If you look at the photos from the Apollo mission, 68 00:02:37,061 --> 00:02:39,661 you can see that all the shadows are parallel 69 00:02:39,663 --> 00:02:43,832 because the light source is 93 million miles away. 70 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:46,368 (ADAM) But if you try to recreate that same photo 71 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:50,472 using studio lighting, the shadows diverge. 72 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:53,141 Huh... Back in the '60s, 73 00:02:53,143 --> 00:02:54,977 the only way to recreate that effect would be 74 00:02:54,979 --> 00:02:57,479 to build a wall of millions of laser lights 75 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:58,714 so close together, they'd be like 76 00:02:58,716 --> 00:03:00,716 pixels on a TV screen. 77 00:03:00,718 --> 00:03:02,651 No, no, no, no, no! 78 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:04,453 This lighting is all wrong! 79 00:03:04,455 --> 00:03:06,655 I need lasers, Peter! Lasers! 80 00:03:08,659 --> 00:03:10,892 But lasers back then were big and costly, 81 00:03:10,894 --> 00:03:14,596 so rigging together that many of that size 82 00:03:14,598 --> 00:03:16,698 would've required an enormous apparatus 83 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:19,901 that probably would've cost more than the entire Apollo project. 84 00:03:19,903 --> 00:03:23,005 Perfect! This is great! 85 00:03:23,007 --> 00:03:25,040 Now we just need millions of these lasers. 86 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:28,210 Oh, uh, I don't know if that's in our budget... 87 00:03:28,212 --> 00:03:31,013 Or the country's. 88 00:03:31,015 --> 00:03:32,848 Honestly, Peter... 89 00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:35,017 you make me furious. 90 00:03:35,019 --> 00:03:36,585 (MARK) And in those days, 91 00:03:36,587 --> 00:03:39,588 the only lasers that were practically available were red. 92 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:42,491 Which means that color photos we have from the moon landing 93 00:03:42,493 --> 00:03:44,493 would have been impossible. 94 00:03:44,495 --> 00:03:46,962 I can't shoot in red light! 95 00:03:46,964 --> 00:03:49,498 It makes this moon look like a bordello! 96 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,767 Correction! We need millions 97 00:03:51,769 --> 00:03:54,970 of ultra rare, multi-colored lasers. 98 00:03:54,972 --> 00:03:58,206 How do I explain... I mean, that's not even a remotel... 99 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:01,009 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) "How do I explain... Even a remotely..." 100 00:04:01,011 --> 00:04:03,512 Go back to film school, Peter! 101 00:04:03,514 --> 00:04:05,414 Now today, we could recreate 102 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:07,516 the correct lighting with computer graphics. 103 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:11,520 But in 1969, those didn't exist. Hmm. 104 00:04:11,522 --> 00:04:13,555 I've asked my colleagues in forensics 105 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:16,591 and in movie production and given the parallel light rays 106 00:04:16,593 --> 00:04:19,961 and the detailed color photos, we just cannot think of 107 00:04:19,963 --> 00:04:21,730 any way they could've faked the moon landing 108 00:04:21,732 --> 00:04:23,665 with the technology they had at the time. 109 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,268 - Hmm... - Thanks, Mark. 110 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:27,936 Convinced? 111 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:30,572 Maybe that's what they want you to think. 112 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:33,008 What if NASA secretly created computer graphics 113 00:04:33,010 --> 00:04:34,876 and just kept it from us for 40 years? 114 00:04:34,878 --> 00:04:37,012 Well, then an astronomical number of people 115 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:38,814 would've had to keep that secret. 116 00:04:38,816 --> 00:04:41,683 Like over 400,000 NASA employees... 117 00:04:41,685 --> 00:04:44,686 You want all 400,000 of us to keep our mouths shut? 118 00:04:44,688 --> 00:04:47,656 - Yes, please. - Good luck. We love gossip. 119 00:04:47,658 --> 00:04:49,858 (ADAM) ...Scientists from Australia, Spain and England 120 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,560 who said they independently picked up 121 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,762 the moon landing transmission from space... 122 00:04:53,764 --> 00:04:55,630 And why would we lie for you? 123 00:04:55,632 --> 00:04:57,799 You're always making fun of our Vegemite. 124 00:04:57,801 --> 00:05:00,302 (ADAM) ...And the Russians, our Space Race rivals 125 00:05:00,304 --> 00:05:02,537 who had every reason to prove us wrong. 126 00:05:02,539 --> 00:05:04,606 It's been 50 years, and we haven't even 127 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,341 claimed that you faked it. 128 00:05:06,343 --> 00:05:08,677 You beat us fair and square this time. 129 00:05:08,679 --> 00:05:10,445 But we'll get you back... (SNICKERING) 130 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:13,215 in 2016! 131 00:05:13,217 --> 00:05:16,084 But where's the tangible proof that we went to the moon, huh? 132 00:05:16,086 --> 00:05:18,587 - There isn't any. - Actually, there is. 133 00:05:18,589 --> 00:05:20,388 While the astronauts were on the moon, 134 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:22,190 they laid out a reflective material 135 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:24,126 called retro reflectors. 136 00:05:24,128 --> 00:05:26,228 So today, when an observatory on Earth 137 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:27,896 aims a high-powered laser at them, 138 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:29,097 it bounces right back. 139 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:33,401 Cut! Cut! Shut it down! 140 00:05:33,403 --> 00:05:34,736 This is impossible! 141 00:05:34,738 --> 00:05:36,471 Oh, no, no, no! Wait! 142 00:05:36,473 --> 00:05:38,673 It still could have been faked. 143 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:41,176 All you'd have to do is secretly develop 144 00:05:41,178 --> 00:05:44,779 computer graphics technology decades ahead of its time, 145 00:05:44,781 --> 00:05:47,649 convince multiple governments to lie on our behalf, 146 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,185 and then somehow get retro reflectors 147 00:05:50,187 --> 00:05:53,622 to the moon without actually going there. 148 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:55,323 You could that, right? 149 00:05:55,325 --> 00:05:57,492 Forget it, lady. It'd be easier to 150 00:05:57,494 --> 00:05:59,494 put a man on the moon. 151 00:06:02,099 --> 00:06:04,266 At the end of the day, the evidence against 152 00:06:04,268 --> 00:06:06,635 the hoax hypothesis is so overwhelming, 153 00:06:06,637 --> 00:06:09,604 you just have to accept the simpler explanation. 154 00:06:09,606 --> 00:06:13,842 In 1969, humans landed on the moon. 155 00:06:13,844 --> 00:06:15,177 Nope. 156 00:06:15,179 --> 00:06:17,145 - What? - I'm not convinced. 157 00:06:17,147 --> 00:06:19,681 But I gave you facts, and an expert 158 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,917 and a comprehensive list of citations. 159 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:25,053 I'm sorry, it just feels fishy to me. 160 00:06:25,055 --> 00:06:26,688 Why are you so upset I believe this anyway? 161 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,690 It's not like conspiracy theories hurt anyone. 162 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,258 Oh, no, that's not true. 163 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:32,627 Conspiracy theories can destroy lives. 164 00:06:32,763 --> 00:06:34,963 We're not making it to the farmers market today, are we? 165 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:36,298 No, we're not. 166 00:06:40,504 --> 00:06:43,605 I can't believe you still think the moon landing was faked. 167 00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:45,373 Come on, what's the big deal? 168 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,008 Conspiracy theories are harmless. 169 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:49,211 No, they definitely aren't. 170 00:06:49,213 --> 00:06:51,880 Let me tell you the story of one conspiracy theory 171 00:06:51,882 --> 00:06:53,982 that destroyed dozens of lives. 172 00:06:53,984 --> 00:06:57,352 And to do it, we'll have to go back to the 1980s. 173 00:06:57,354 --> 00:06:59,187 ? 174 00:06:59,189 --> 00:07:01,122 Aww, no rad '80s wardrobe? 175 00:07:01,124 --> 00:07:02,724 Sorry, how about a scrunchie? 176 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,392 Ooh, thank you! 177 00:07:04,394 --> 00:07:06,361 Aww, what a cute little daycare center. 178 00:07:06,363 --> 00:07:08,363 (CHILDREN GIGGLING) 179 00:07:08,365 --> 00:07:11,099 This daycare center is a conspiracy 180 00:07:11,101 --> 00:07:13,134 to abduct children and use them 181 00:07:13,136 --> 00:07:17,105 as blood sacrifices for Satanic rituals! 182 00:07:17,107 --> 00:07:19,174 Okay, well that is clearly insane. 183 00:07:19,176 --> 00:07:21,610 Yep, but at the time most of America 184 00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:23,445 actually believed it. 185 00:07:26,049 --> 00:07:27,549 There is no question that something 186 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:29,084 is going on out there. 187 00:07:29,086 --> 00:07:30,418 (REPORTER) Nationwide, we found that 188 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:33,221 minor cases of Satanic activity light up the map. 189 00:07:33,223 --> 00:07:36,057 These 12-year-old boys with their parents' consent 190 00:07:36,059 --> 00:07:37,525 demonstrated how they were taught 191 00:07:37,527 --> 00:07:39,594 to inflict pain on their enemies. 192 00:07:39,596 --> 00:07:41,396 (REPORTER #2) Contemporary Satanism relies heavily 193 00:07:41,398 --> 00:07:43,965 on bizarre and sometimes bloody ceremonies. 194 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:46,601 The ideal sacrifice, we are told, 195 00:07:46,603 --> 00:07:48,903 apparently requires babies. 196 00:07:48,905 --> 00:07:52,841 Oh! Oh yeah! Tuck... 197 00:07:52,843 --> 00:07:55,610 Sorry, taped over my Jazzercise video. 198 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:57,279 It may seem silly today, 199 00:07:57,281 --> 00:07:59,281 but at the time a survey found 200 00:07:59,283 --> 00:08:04,052 that 70% of Americans believed Satanic ritual abuse was real. 201 00:08:04,054 --> 00:08:06,521 But after investigating the matter for a decade, 202 00:08:06,523 --> 00:08:08,256 the FBI reported... 203 00:08:08,258 --> 00:08:09,924 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 204 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:16,358 _ 205 00:08:17,868 --> 00:08:18,933 (SLURPING) 206 00:08:18,935 --> 00:08:20,268 Baby breeding? 207 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:22,203 So were the babies breeding with each other? 208 00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:24,739 Or... Wait, no, this is crazy. 209 00:08:24,741 --> 00:08:26,308 Why did so many people believe this? 210 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:28,410 Well, the whole Satan-palooza started 211 00:08:28,412 --> 00:08:30,578 because one guy lied to get attention. 212 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:32,080 Typical. 213 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:35,050 (ADAM) In 1972, a man named Mike Warnke 214 00:08:35,052 --> 00:08:37,218 wrote a memoir called "The Satan Seller" 215 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:40,588 about his supposed past in an evil Satanic cult. 216 00:08:41,143 --> 00:08:44,992 _ 217 00:08:45,266 --> 00:08:51,118 _ 218 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:54,336 - That's gross. - And a lie. 219 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:57,138 In 1992, investigative journalists 220 00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:59,607 exposed Warnke as a total fraud. 221 00:08:59,609 --> 00:09:01,609 And now he's a stand-up comedian. 222 00:09:01,611 --> 00:09:04,012 What is daylight savings time? 223 00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:05,647 And if we're saving so much of it, 224 00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:07,982 - who's got it all? - (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 225 00:09:07,984 --> 00:09:10,752 Ugh, I think I liked his old stuff better. 226 00:09:10,754 --> 00:09:12,120 Well, it was too late. Warnke's fake memoir 227 00:09:12,122 --> 00:09:15,857 went viral and inspired copycats. 228 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:18,059 "Satanic cults are kidnapping our children 229 00:09:18,061 --> 00:09:20,028 for blood sacrifices"? 230 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:23,431 And it's happening in our daycare centers! 231 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:26,334 - What? - (MELINDA) Yeah, about that... 232 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:29,003 - Why daycare centers? - Well, daycares were 233 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:31,005 a relatively new industry in the '80s 234 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:33,608 and a lot of people weren't comfortable with the idea. 235 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:35,577 So when the Satanic Panic hit, 236 00:09:35,579 --> 00:09:37,746 they were the perfect scapegoats. 237 00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:39,881 Why do you wanna take care of kids so bad, huh? 238 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:44,119 So you can fatten 'em up for Beelzebub's barbeque? 239 00:09:44,121 --> 00:09:45,453 She's a Satanist. 240 00:09:45,455 --> 00:09:47,122 No, I'm Episcopalian! 241 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,826 Conspiracy theorists started targeting daycare workers 242 00:09:51,828 --> 00:09:54,362 and unfortunately, so did the police. 243 00:09:54,364 --> 00:09:56,030 (SIREN WAILING) 244 00:09:56,032 --> 00:09:58,633 (ADAM) Of course, police couldn't find any physical evidence 245 00:09:58,635 --> 00:10:00,769 of Satanic rituals at daycare centers. 246 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:04,038 So instead, they relied on statements made by kids. 247 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,040 (SNIFFS) 248 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:09,210 No goats blood, no baby's bones. 249 00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:11,713 Guess we're gonna have to... 250 00:10:11,715 --> 00:10:14,048 interrogate small children. 251 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:16,151 (ADAM) Some cops were so convinced the cults were real, 252 00:10:16,153 --> 00:10:17,752 they questioned kids over and over 253 00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:19,421 until they got the answers they wanted. 254 00:10:19,423 --> 00:10:21,456 I have to go, I have to go! 255 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:24,259 Well, you can go "potty" after you admit 256 00:10:24,261 --> 00:10:26,895 your teacher's a Satanist, Anne. 257 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:30,165 Okay, she worships the devil 258 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,833 and then I saw her kissing the devil 259 00:10:31,835 --> 00:10:34,002 and she got meetings with the devil! 260 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:36,371 - I knew it, you freak! - No, no, no! 261 00:10:36,373 --> 00:10:39,040 Come on, let's go! Wait, I'm an Episcopalian! 262 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,280 This practice quickly spun out of control 263 00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:47,982 and childcare providers across the country 264 00:10:47,984 --> 00:10:51,286 were falsely accused of Satanic abuse. 265 00:10:51,288 --> 00:10:54,255 In total, more than 70 people were convicted 266 00:10:54,257 --> 00:10:57,025 for horrific crimes they didn't commit. 267 00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:59,761 - 70? - They were later exonerated, 268 00:10:59,763 --> 00:11:03,998 but not before some had spent more than 20 years in prison. 269 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,802 They lost their homes, their businesses, their freedom, 270 00:11:07,804 --> 00:11:09,938 all because of one conspiracy theory 271 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:12,040 that was never even remotely true. 272 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:16,144 - That's terrible. - Yeah, it is. 273 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:19,214 The stark truth is this old-fashioned witch hunt 274 00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:21,249 actually happened in America 275 00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:23,718 just a handful of years ago. 276 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,488 We'd all love to believe that conspiracy theories 277 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:29,724 are just harmless ideas held by a few silly kooks. 278 00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:31,926 But if we're not careful, they can take over 279 00:11:31,928 --> 00:11:33,795 the minds of the entire nation 280 00:11:33,797 --> 00:11:36,965 and lead us to persecute our own fellow citizens. 281 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:40,702 You're right. Ideas can really hurt people. 282 00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:42,971 We have to be sure what we believe is true. 283 00:11:42,973 --> 00:11:44,472 Good. I'm so glad that y... 284 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,474 And I'm not sure we landed on the moon. 285 00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:49,077 Really? Still? 286 00:11:49,079 --> 00:11:50,678 Adam, let it go. 287 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,348 I'm just too skeptical and rational to believe it. 288 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:56,117 No, you don't believe it because you're just the victim 289 00:11:56,119 --> 00:11:58,453 of the human brain's faulty wiring. 290 00:11:58,455 --> 00:12:00,321 And that's what makes everyone susceptible 291 00:12:00,323 --> 00:12:01,616 to conspiracy theories. 292 00:12:01,725 --> 00:12:03,191 Even you. 293 00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:04,526 I'm so sorry. 294 00:12:07,078 --> 00:12:08,610 Adam, just drop it. 295 00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:11,013 You're not gonna convince me the moon landing wasn't faked. 296 00:12:11,015 --> 00:12:12,214 I've thought it through, 297 00:12:12,216 --> 00:12:13,582 and it's the most rational conclusion. 298 00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:15,684 No, I'm afraid it isn't. 299 00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:18,487 Conspiracy theories feel like they're rational, 300 00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:21,290 but that's because our brains are hardwired in a way 301 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:24,727 that causes us to make cognitive mistakes. 302 00:12:24,729 --> 00:12:26,662 Humans are generally very good 303 00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:28,764 at understanding the world around us. 304 00:12:28,766 --> 00:12:31,633 We look for cause and effect, we seek out patterns, 305 00:12:31,635 --> 00:12:35,137 and we ask why events happened and who caused them. 306 00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:38,640 But those same impulses are also subject to cognitive biases that 307 00:12:38,642 --> 00:12:42,311 can cause us to come up with incorrect theories about the world. 308 00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:44,146 For example... 309 00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:47,216 It makes us uncomfortable when events are random 310 00:12:47,218 --> 00:12:50,786 so we tend to look for patterns where they don't exist. 311 00:12:50,788 --> 00:12:52,121 Place your bets. 312 00:12:52,123 --> 00:12:54,590 ? 313 00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:58,927 Huh, it's been red the last ten times. 314 00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:01,730 We're due for a black! 315 00:13:01,732 --> 00:13:03,732 Put it all on black, baby! 316 00:13:05,236 --> 00:13:08,237 - Red. - Ah, Spritz! 317 00:13:08,239 --> 00:13:11,673 We're also subject to what's called intentionality bias. 318 00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:14,109 That means when something negative happens to us, 319 00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:15,544 even when it's an accident, 320 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:19,081 we tend to assume that someone did it intentionally. 321 00:13:20,418 --> 00:13:22,751 I'm sorry, it got damaged in shipping. 322 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:27,790 The postal service did this on purpose... 323 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:30,826 because they want me to pay extra for mail insurance! 324 00:13:32,163 --> 00:13:33,829 I'm onto your scheme! 325 00:13:33,831 --> 00:13:36,598 On top of this, we're also victim 326 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,834 to proportionality bias. 327 00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:41,670 Our brains crave a balance of cause and effect 328 00:13:41,672 --> 00:13:44,106 so when an event is huge and shocking, 329 00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:48,210 we need the cause to be just as huge and shocking. 330 00:13:48,212 --> 00:13:50,379 Breaking news! A Malaysian plane 331 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:53,415 carrying over 200 passengers has inexplicably 332 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,918 gone lost at sea! 333 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,154 What? I can't live in a world where planes just malfunction 334 00:13:59,156 --> 00:14:01,890 and disappear for no reason! 335 00:14:01,892 --> 00:14:04,193 There's gotta be something bigger behind it! 336 00:14:04,195 --> 00:14:08,063 When major events are truly random, it unnerves us. 337 00:14:08,065 --> 00:14:11,200 And our cognitive biases start to take over. 338 00:14:11,202 --> 00:14:14,102 We begin to see patterns, causes and effects, 339 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,973 and shadowy actors where none exist. 340 00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:19,908 Engine failure is too simple. 341 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,311 Maybe it got sucked into a black hole 342 00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:24,112 put there by the US government 343 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,748 working... with Elvis! 344 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,585 And when we're afraid the effect intensifies. 345 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:31,787 Research suggests that when people feel threatened 346 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:34,223 or out of control, they become more prone 347 00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:35,991 to conspiratorial thinking. 348 00:14:35,993 --> 00:14:37,659 And there's evidence that's why both 349 00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:40,229 Republicans and Democrats become more susceptible 350 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:43,599 to conspiracy theories when their party loses power. 351 00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:49,863 _ 352 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,674 How deep does this thing go? 353 00:14:52,676 --> 00:14:54,543 And that's why conspiracy theories 354 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:58,080 tend to form around large, terrifying tragedies. 355 00:14:58,082 --> 00:14:59,581 For example... 356 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,717 when JFK was assassinated, 357 00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:04,152 it was such a random and horrific event, 358 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,320 people couldn't believe 359 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,389 it was the work of just one man. 360 00:15:07,391 --> 00:15:09,258 (GASPS) The president was killed? 361 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:11,426 It couldn't have been just one crazy guy. 362 00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:13,495 There must be more to it! 363 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,998 But when Ronald Reagan was shot, 364 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,534 there were no prominent conspiracy theories. 365 00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:20,068 Why? 366 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,137 Because Reagan didn't die. 367 00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:24,339 This made the event less shocking, 368 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,974 which made it easier to accept 369 00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,876 the consensus explanation. 370 00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:30,312 Proportionality bias in action. 371 00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:33,248 Huh, the president was mildly injured. 372 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,284 It sounds like it was just one crazy guy 373 00:15:35,286 --> 00:15:36,852 and there's nothing more to it. 374 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:40,389 These biases are a natural part of human cognition, 375 00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,291 which means conspiratorial thinking 376 00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:45,027 isn't just for a few crazies in tinfoil hats. 377 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,062 We're all subject to it. 378 00:15:47,064 --> 00:15:51,767 51% of Americans still believe in some JFK conspiracy theory. 379 00:15:51,769 --> 00:15:54,503 Take position on the grassy knoll. 380 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,338 And over a fifth of Americans believe 381 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:58,807 a UFO crashed at Roswell. 382 00:15:58,809 --> 00:16:01,076 (BOTH) I knew they were real! 383 00:16:01,078 --> 00:16:02,744 The fact is, there's a little 384 00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:05,414 conspiracy theorist in all of us. 385 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,848 What if Melinda's right? 386 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,550 Maybe the moon landing was faked 387 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,185 and my show's just being controlled 388 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:13,188 by the Illuminati! 389 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,891 But we have to resist that voice, 390 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,926 - because if we don't... - No! 391 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:22,264 I'm the only one that sees through the looking glass, man! 392 00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,732 Wake up, sheeple! 393 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,901 The wool is being pulled over your eyes 394 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,637 and they're knitting a sweater out your brain. 395 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,572 Whew, looks like I'm gonna need some help. 396 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,909 - Hey, Adam. - (GASPS) Lizard-person! 397 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,112 No, Melinda, this is Dr. Dan Jolley. 398 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:39,247 He's a lecturer at Staffordshire University 399 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,816 in the UK and an expert, 400 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:43,251 in the psychology of conspiracy theories. 401 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,586 Melinda, it's true. 402 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,789 We're all prone to conspiratorial thinking. 403 00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:50,792 And the danger is that kind of thinking can erode 404 00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:55,130 your trust in institutions and the people around you. 405 00:16:55,132 --> 00:16:56,965 For example, if you think the government 406 00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:59,267 is all plots and schemes, you'll feel like 407 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,837 nothing you do will make a difference. 408 00:17:01,839 --> 00:17:04,373 So you're less likely to vote. 409 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:07,042 Elections are all controlled by the Bilderbergers. 410 00:17:07,044 --> 00:17:09,711 And exposure to conspiracy theories 411 00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:14,049 can also make you less likely to trust basic science. 412 00:17:14,051 --> 00:17:17,386 - Global warming's a hoax. - And you'll be less likely 413 00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:20,255 to rely on proven medical treatments 414 00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:22,791 in favor of hoax remedies. 415 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,760 That's a Masonic symbol! I know it is. 416 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,064 The truth is, conspiratorial thinking 417 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,066 actually reduces your power 418 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,268 to change the world for the better. 419 00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:35,604 You begin to doubt everyone. 420 00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,606 Your friends, your family, 421 00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:40,909 even trusted sources like the newspaper. 422 00:17:40,911 --> 00:17:43,178 And that's the greatest irony of all. 423 00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:48,884 I wonder if they're coming back. 424 00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:52,120 Now the truth is there are real people in power 425 00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:54,322 who are trying to harm us for their benefit. 426 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,591 But they're not some shadowy cabal 427 00:17:56,593 --> 00:17:58,660 controlling our brains from a pyramid. 428 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,629 Real conspiracies are things like 429 00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,030 a California labor union 430 00:18:02,032 --> 00:18:04,366 that secretly misappropriated funds, 431 00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:07,135 uncovered by Paul Pringle in the "LA Times." 432 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:11,139 Or how regulators in Florida kept bad insurers open 433 00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:13,108 so the state wouldn't have to pay, 434 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:15,310 as reported on by Paige St. John 435 00:18:15,312 --> 00:18:17,612 of the "Sarasota Herald-Tribune." 436 00:18:17,614 --> 00:18:19,648 Or take any of the marketing conspiracies 437 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,216 we've talked about on our show 438 00:18:21,218 --> 00:18:24,886 which were originally uncovered by scholars and journalists. 439 00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:28,356 Huh... It is so important to think critically 440 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,925 and question common wisdom. 441 00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:33,061 But if you fall victim to these insidious thought patterns 442 00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:36,264 and start distrusting everyone and everything, 443 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:39,134 you could end up disbelieving the hardworking people 444 00:18:39,136 --> 00:18:41,703 who expose actual conspiracies. 445 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,005 And that takes you further from the truth. 446 00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:45,640 Not closer to it. 447 00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:49,044 You know what? I never thought about it like that. 448 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,413 You're right. I don't want to live in a world 449 00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:53,749 where I don't trust anything. 450 00:18:53,751 --> 00:18:56,852 So, okay. I'm not gonna believe 451 00:18:56,854 --> 00:18:59,087 in any of those conspiracy theories. 452 00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:03,258 Oh, Melinda, I'm so happy to hear that. 453 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:06,261 Just the moon landing. What? 454 00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:08,096 But I did the whole episode! 455 00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:09,431 That's how it's supposed to work! 456 00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,433 Didn't I change the way you see everything? 457 00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:12,768 No. 458 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,503 This has never happened before! 459 00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:16,238 Is my whole show a lie? 460 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,806 Am I the one being ruined? 461 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,575 (WHEEZING) Okay, just calm down and let's talk this through. 462 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:23,912 Oh, boy. 463 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,618 ? 464 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,853 Hello, everybody, we are here behind the scenes 465 00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:33,054 on "Adam Ruins Everything." 466 00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:35,056 I am with Dr. Dan Jolley because I have 467 00:19:35,058 --> 00:19:37,526 way more questions for him about his work. 468 00:19:37,528 --> 00:19:38,960 Thanks for the invite, it's so exciting 469 00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:40,796 to be here and talk to you and your audience. 470 00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:42,831 Now, I understand from what you've told me 471 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,599 and I find this fascinating, 472 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,134 that people who believe in conspiracy theories 473 00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:49,204 can actually believe in two that contradict each other. 474 00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:52,541 It may sound really wacky when you first say it like that, 475 00:19:52,543 --> 00:19:54,376 but it's all based around your beliefs. 476 00:19:54,378 --> 00:19:56,111 If your central belief is that maybe 477 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,814 you distrust the government, it doesn't necessarily matter 478 00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:01,049 that the conspiracy theories are contradictory 479 00:20:01,051 --> 00:20:03,819 as long as they support that central belief. 480 00:20:03,821 --> 00:20:05,821 Earlier on our show, we talk about how, 481 00:20:05,823 --> 00:20:08,557 well, if NASA faked the moon landing, 482 00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:10,091 the theory there is that, oh, they didn't have 483 00:20:10,093 --> 00:20:11,493 the technology, they weren't able to do it. 484 00:20:11,495 --> 00:20:13,228 But then if you require that, they actually have 485 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:16,231 amazing filmmaking faking technology. 486 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,858 Those two ideas conflict. Either they... 487 00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:18,400 Yeah. 488 00:20:18,402 --> 00:20:20,836 Have a high level of technology or they don't, 489 00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:22,304 but if you're distrustful of the government, 490 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,773 maybe you'll overlook that contradiction... 491 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:24,306 Absolutely. 492 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,874 As long as it makes sense in the middle, 493 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,909 you can endorse multiple different things. 494 00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,878 People ask me sometimes, 495 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,346 I've actually gotten this question, 496 00:20:31,348 --> 00:20:33,815 my family member or a loved one 497 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,383 has really gone down the rabbit hole 498 00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:38,153 of conspiracy theories and they're saying crazy stuff. 499 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,521 How do I get through to them? 500 00:20:39,523 --> 00:20:41,923 How do I talk to that family member? 501 00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:43,792 I think the first thing to really appreciate 502 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:47,295 is why that person may believe in that conspiracy theory. 503 00:20:47,297 --> 00:20:49,197 That person may be just thinking 504 00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:52,067 about their viewpoint, and not necessarily 505 00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,335 thinking about the other facts. 506 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,937 So you could maybe sort of ask them questions... 507 00:20:55,939 --> 00:20:57,064 - Rather than saying, - Yeah. 508 00:20:57,071 --> 00:20:57,439 "Hey, this is wrong. 509 00:20:57,441 --> 00:20:59,774 Don't believe this." Instead you could say, 510 00:20:59,776 --> 00:21:01,710 "Hey, have you thought about looking into 511 00:21:01,712 --> 00:21:04,045 the author of this piece, who's running this website?" 512 00:21:04,047 --> 00:21:08,016 I like that a lot... So that actually makes sense to me. 513 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,885 It's very much a trial and error at this point. 514 00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:11,553 It's still kind of... It's a new field, 515 00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:13,555 understanding how to combat this. 516 00:21:13,557 --> 00:21:16,157 Because only a few years ago, we thought they were harmless. 517 00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:18,493 Now more research and others are showing 518 00:21:18,495 --> 00:21:19,995 that actually they're quite harmful. 519 00:21:19,997 --> 00:21:21,563 It's thinking of, "What can we do?" 520 00:21:21,565 --> 00:21:23,632 So a bit of research that I have is that 521 00:21:23,634 --> 00:21:25,934 if you give someone a counter-argument... 522 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,269 So for example, 523 00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:30,372 the factual information about vaccines... 524 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:33,708 First, followed by the conspiracy account, 525 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,278 this appears to give someone a shield 526 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,712 against the conspiracy theory. 527 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:40,815 It seems to improve their intentions to vaccinate. 528 00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:45,153 However, if you give someone the conspiracy theory first, 529 00:21:45,155 --> 00:21:48,156 followed by that factual information, 530 00:21:48,158 --> 00:21:51,493 it doesn't appear to work. Huh, so it's... If you... 531 00:21:51,495 --> 00:21:53,628 If someone hears the conspiracy theory first 532 00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,563 and then the correction, they maybe still have 533 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:56,865 the conspiracy theory bouncing around in their heads. 534 00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:59,668 Absolutely. Once it's established, 535 00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:01,536 it takes over our belief system. 536 00:22:01,538 --> 00:22:05,006 And it's potentially quite resistant to correction. 537 00:22:05,008 --> 00:22:07,742 And research has shown that even just reading 538 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:10,645 about conspiracy theories can change the way you think 539 00:22:10,647 --> 00:22:12,013 without you being aware. Wow. 540 00:22:12,015 --> 00:22:15,317 It's showing the hidden impact of conspiracy theories. 541 00:22:15,319 --> 00:22:17,118 It often seems like the people who are 542 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,920 promoting the conspiracy theories 543 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,722 make the movies that are fun to watch 544 00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:22,090 or the YouTube videos 545 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,358 or they give the inflammatory talks. 546 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,726 And the people giving the true information 547 00:22:24,728 --> 00:22:26,995 need to step up and make our information 548 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,331 more fun to experience. Absolutely. 549 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,599 And that potentially is one way forward 550 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,101 'cause it is difficult, really, 551 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,203 to kind of get that information across 552 00:22:35,205 --> 00:22:38,206 in an accessible, engaging, but accurate way. 553 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,874 So even your show is a perfect example 554 00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:42,711 - of trying to do that... - We do our best. 555 00:22:42,713 --> 00:22:45,347 Getting across the psychology and all the kind of biases 556 00:22:45,349 --> 00:22:47,816 as a way to make it accessible to the audience. 557 00:22:47,818 --> 00:22:49,951 Well, thank you so much for coming on the show, Dan. 558 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,720 Well, thank you for inviting me, it's been great. 559 00:22:51,722 --> 00:22:53,588 And now, more "Adam Ruins Everything." 560 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,693 (HEAVY BREATHING) 561 00:22:58,695 --> 00:23:00,528 Here, breathe into this. 562 00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,464 Actually... most studies... 563 00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:03,631 advise against... 564 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:04,933 using a paper bag... 565 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,435 to treat hyperventilation. 566 00:23:07,437 --> 00:23:10,071 Adam, why do you do this? 567 00:23:10,073 --> 00:23:12,807 Why can't you just let it go one time? 568 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,175 I don't believe in the moon landing. 569 00:23:14,177 --> 00:23:15,443 So what if I'm wrong? 570 00:23:15,445 --> 00:23:18,346 Because then you won't know the truth. 571 00:23:18,348 --> 00:23:19,981 And it's always better to know. 572 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:23,752 Otherwise you're just going through life being wrong. 573 00:23:23,754 --> 00:23:27,489 Adam, maybe everything you said is true. 574 00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:30,358 But I'm not just some person on your show. 575 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,093 I'm your girlfriend. 576 00:23:32,095 --> 00:23:34,062 Sometimes you're gonna think I'm wrong, 577 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:36,464 and you're just gonna have to be okay with that. 578 00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:40,168 But... I've never done that before. 579 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,103 I don't even know if I can. 580 00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:45,273 I mean, you believe the moon landing was faked! 581 00:23:45,275 --> 00:23:47,442 And you eat oatmeal with soy sauce on it. 582 00:23:47,444 --> 00:23:49,344 Same thing. I don't think it is. 583 00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,513 Adam, I've tried it. It is. 584 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:56,051 Hey, can you do this? Can you let it go? 585 00:23:57,721 --> 00:24:02,057 Okay. I'll try. For you. 586 00:24:02,059 --> 00:24:04,993 Great, thank you. 587 00:24:04,995 --> 00:24:06,327 ? 588 00:24:06,329 --> 00:24:08,229 Now I gotta check my horoscope. 589 00:24:08,231 --> 00:24:10,231 Mercury's in retrograde! 590 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,500 ? 591 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,704 ? 592 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,641 Hello? Hello? 593 00:24:19,643 --> 00:24:20,975 Can anyone help me? 594 00:24:20,977 --> 00:24:23,711 I seem to be stuck in this woman's brain. 595 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:27,267 Wow, she spends a lot of time thinking about fountains. 596 00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:31,867 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45333

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