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Dating is tough, man.
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This one time, I went out with
this guy from Tinder
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who kept ordering me glasses of milk.
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Another guy I went off with off Hinge
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cried every time he said
the word "jazz."
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But the worst was this guy from Bumble
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who cut off a piece of my hair
when I wasn't looking,
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and then again when I was looking.
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Ugh.
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It's brutal out there.
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Sometimes, I think
I might just be alone forever.
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I just want to find somebody and...
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and be done with dating
once and for all.
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Is that too much to ask?
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I'll be right back with that guac,
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but not too soon,
'cause you frighten me.
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It's all right, Sarah.
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It won't be the first time
you were stood up.
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I mean, this guy's hair
is a bit much for me, anyway.
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- Hello, my date!
- Ahh!
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was telling my Lyft driver
about how free parking
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is destroying our urban centers.
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Don't you just love
talking to rideshare drivers?
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Ooh.
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You're funny.
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I like funny guys.
But let's cut to the chase.
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What's your deal?
What's wrong with you?
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What, are you in a cult?
You attracted to frogs?
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You're not a magician, are you?
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(swallowing)
Nope, I'm just a curious boy.
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Okay, well, you were late
and you're a weirdo,
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but we were 100% match online,
so we must be compatible.
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Oh, no, that doesn't mean
we're compatible at all.
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In fact, there is no quick and easy way
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to tell who you're a match for.
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Hi, I'm Adam Conover and this is
"Adam Ruins Everything."
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?
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Synced by Bakugan
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What was that music? What's happening?
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Oh, I have a TV show where I
deflate common misconceptions.
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Impressed?
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Well, I can't say that this
has happened on a date before.
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Huh. For me, it's happened on...
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Every date.
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Well, take it from me. Dating sucks.
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That's why I bit the bullet
and paid for this dating site.
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They use science to match you
with a guy worth your time.
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Yeah, sites like eHarmony
and Chemistry.com
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certainly love to advertise that
their methods are scientific.
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At eHarmony, we use a scientific system
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to help you find someone who's
looking for someone like you.
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But their claims to be scientific
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are straight up baloney.
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Where'd you get baloney?
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Oh, I brought it from home
in case it wasn't on the menu.
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But it's not baloney.
Didn't you listen to the ad?
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They have algorithms and formulas,
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and the old guy seems super "sciencey."
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Yes, he certainly does seem that way.
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I'm Dr. Neil Clark Warren
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and don't I look like some kind
of well-meaning love grandpa?
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Yes. Yes, you do.
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I trust you, love grandpa.
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Dr. Warren founded eHarmony
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after working as a marriage
counselor and self-help author.
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That's how I came up with
our super scientific system.
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The problem is, he's not a scientist.
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We looked and we couldn't find
a single scientific article
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written by Dr. Warren on relationships,
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compatibility, or marriage
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published in a peer-reviewed journal.
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Didn't have time.
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Too busy getting my cheeks dimpled.
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And there has never
been a single independent
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peer-reviewed study testing
eHarmony's algorithm.
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Well, then, let's get those
peers reviewin'.
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They would love to, but they can't
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because eHarmony keeps their
exact algorithm a secret.
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Come on, let me in!
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If it's scientific,
why can't we study it?
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Sorry, bud. Just trust me.
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We're a for-profit company.
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But we're number one in most marriages,
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most enduring marriages, most...
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And the Better Business Bureau
told you those claims
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were misleading
and to stop saying them.
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The fact is, without peer review,
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any claims made about eHarmony's
secret algorithm
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are unverifiable, unscientific baloney.
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That's salami.
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Sorry, I ate all the baloney.
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Well, uh, I guess I'll just
use other sites
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- like Match or OKCupid.
- Oh!
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In the interest of full disclosure,
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the production company
that makes this show
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is a corporate sibling
of Match and OKCupid.
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And OKCupid is so public
about their algorithm,
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their founder actually wrote
on their company blog...
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_
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In other words,
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- they're winging it.
- (ding)
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Wow, um, okay, yeah.
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But there has to be something
in our profiles
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that make us compatible.
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Probably not.
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(trumpet playing)
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A major study found that
no matter which you use,
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there is no proof that dating
site algorithms
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are any better than
matching people at random.
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The fact is,
every match on a dating site
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is just a swing in the dark.
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Hey, encyclopedias for everyone!
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Huh?
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So it's random.
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I mean, how could these sites
be so off.
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It's because the only thing
an algorithm can do
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to match up two people
who have never met before
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is pair them on the basis of
personality and shared interests.
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And the truth is that those two things
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don't have a lot to do with
romantic compatibility.
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Uh, Sarah, this is Benjamin Carney.
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He's a professor of
social psychology at UCLA
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and he is interrupting our date
for some reason.
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Are either of you interested in
these vegan nachos?
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I'm on a meat-only diet.
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Wait, you're on
the South Dallas Diet, too?
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Okay, Ben, could you explain
the difference between
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similarity and compatibility...
very quickly, please?
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There are countless ways
that we can be similar to
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or different from another person.
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The fact that you happen
to match up with somebody
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on a handful of those interests
that you have
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doesn't really tell us much about
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whether you'll be romantically
compatible with them.
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For instance, do you like music,
parties, and Mexican food?
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Yes, I love those things.
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(all) So do we.
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Okay, point taken.
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I'm obviously not going to date
everyone in here.
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The extent to which two people
have similar personalities
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actually only counts for a tiny
percentage of their satisfaction
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with their relationship.
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Far more important
is how people treat each other,
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and how someone makes you feel
when you get to know them.
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It really is, in the end,
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less about who you are
than about what you do.
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So sorry about the mix-up, sir.
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Here are your meat nachos.
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Whoa. Adam, gotta go.
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Got a lot on my plate here.
See you around.
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So even though the site matched us,
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we may not be compatible at all.
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Afraid not. So why did you
use it in the first place?
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Well, dating sites are
really useful for one thing.
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Helping you meet other people
who want to go on dates.
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You know, like, if you're an
eligible but shy TV host
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who's trying to get back out there
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but is nervous to ask women out
in person,
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especially when they're really pretty.
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But if you're expecting
a test on a website
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to identify your one true love,
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you're probably expecting too much.
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Mmm... I guess you're right.
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I did think it was weird
that we matched.
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I'm usually attracted to
alpha males, no offense.
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Oh, none taken.
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Especially since the whole idea
of the human alpha male
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makes no sense.
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Come on, I'll show you.
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But we literally just sat down.
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We're not gonna eat or...
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Nah, I'm all full on deli meat.
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Let's go!
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This bar.
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I went on a date here once
with a guy who had a pet rat.
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I have pet turtles. Is that okay?
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Do they sleep in your bed?
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Only when I'm alone. So, yes.
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(laughing)
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You make me laugh, Adam,
which is weird,
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because you're not really my type.
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I usually go for alpha males.
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That's not weird at all,
because in humans,
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the very idea of the "alpha male"
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makes absolutely no sense.
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What do you think an alpha male is?
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A confident, assertive leader
who knows what he wants
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and always gets his way.
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You know, somebody who says
things like "get swole"
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and "Muscle Milk",
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and "Hi, I'm Vin Diesel."
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Oh, so like this guy.
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What up, freaks? Name's Alpha Adam.
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I'm confident, straight-up bangin',
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and if you think women don't love me,
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I'm gonna debunk
the F out of that myth.
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Attraction to alphas is genetic.
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Comes from nature.
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I'm like the alpha wolf,
the leader of the pack.
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Hell yeah. I'm bleeding.
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Well, all of that is wrong,
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because alpha wolves don't exist.
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In fact, the term "alpha wolf"
was disavowed
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by the very scientist
who popularized it.
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The story starts in 1977.
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While doing research
in a national park,
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a wildlife biologist named
L. David Mech
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seemed to observe that one wolf
emerged as the dominant male.
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Ah-ha!
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One wolf is the dominant leader,
the big wolf daddy!
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That's the alpha wolf.
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(Adam) He wrote a book on the idea
and it became a media sensation.
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Alpha wolves are real and I love them,
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and I bet humans are like this, too.
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(howling)
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(Adam) But 20 years later,
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Mech tried to replicate
his research in the wild,
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and when he did, he realized
he had made a terrible mistake.
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Those aren't dominant wolves.
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Those are mommies and daddies.
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Wolves don't have
an alpha hierarchy at all.
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They're just parents.
I must alert the masses!
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(Adam) Mech renounced
the term "alpha wolf"
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and spent years
trying to get his own book
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taken off the shelves.
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Stop reading this. I fed you lies!
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Alpha wolves aren't real!
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(Adam) But it was too late.
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The term had taken on a life of its own
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and we haven't stopped using it since.
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So alpha wolves are just parents.
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I guess my therapist was right.
I really do have daddy issues.
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Nah, nah, nah.
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Maybe there's no alpha wolves,
but I know crap, too.
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Alpha males are found in chimps,
our closest genetic relatives.
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Weird, you are more aggressive
than me, but also wronger.
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First of all, chimps aren't
our closest genetic relatives,
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bonobos are.
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And bonobos live in
a matriarchal society.
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Excuse me. You're in my way.
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(animalistic growling)
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You're basic.
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Okay, whatever, those Bonobo
broads don't mean nothing.
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In chimps, the alpha male
is the most dominant,
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most aggressive bro,
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and that means he has
first access to food,
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resources, and of course, mates.
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Hell yeah, baby. All right.
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Not exactly.
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Contrary to popular belief, in chimps,
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the most aggressive male doesn't
always become the leader.
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Smaller, more mild-mannered males
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can actually become dominant
by doing favors
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and obsessively grooming other chimps.
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Excuse me, you seem to have
something in your hair.
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Thanks. Oh...
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Hey, let me ask you:
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What do you think I should do
with my life?
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Wait, whoa! What am I doing?
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Get off of me!
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I am the strongest,
most aggressive male,
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so I am the alpha!
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Now and forever!
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No, you're not.
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Unlike chimps, human social hierarchies
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are constantly in flux,
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so you might be the dominant male here,
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but if you were playing
Dungeons & Dragons...
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It's your turn. Hello!
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What do you want to do?
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I attack with my sword.
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Your sword? You are a magic user.
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Do you see a sword on
your character sheet? No.
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Well, then you can't attack
with a sword, can you, freak?
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(laughing)
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Unlike animals, no one is the same
type of person in all situations.
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Human society is much more
complicated than that.
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So to say that
this guy is an alpha male
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or that guy's a beta male
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- makes straight up zero sense.
- Whatever, nerd!
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The most aggressive male
gets the most aggressive tale.
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It's true forever 'cause it rhymes.
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Actually, research shows that
agreeableness, kindness,
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and generosity are among
the strongest indicators
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of a long, happy relationship.
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Aww, eat my feet.
Those are beta traits!
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Huh, well, then I guess betas
are the alphas of love.
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Enough lies. I am the alpha!
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I am your God!
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Leave Beta Adam alone.
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You saved me...
Also, just "Adam" is fine.
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This sucks.
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I thought I figured out my type,
but just my luck,
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my type doesn't even friggin' exist.
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At this rate, I'll never find someone.
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No.
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It's just that people are complicated
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and comparing us to animals
is a shortcut
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that isn't gonna help you find a match.
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You can't put people in boxes.
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Our personalities are too different.
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That's it. Personality tests.
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Like the Myers-Briggs test.
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That's my shortcut.
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I'm an ESTJ
and since I'm a thinking type,
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I'm curious to know what type you are.
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Oh, the Myers-Briggs test
is total bunk.
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Let me tell you about it.
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You are impossible.
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Oh! Yo, bro, that's okay.
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at's okay.
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Yo, hit me up on Linkedln!
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I normally have a two-location
maximum rule on dates.
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In my experience,
when guys move around too much,
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it's because they're married.
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- Oh, I am definitely not...
- Yeah, I guessed.
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Hey, what movie are we gonna see?
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I'll see anything,
as long as it's not happy.
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I was thinking something educational.
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Educational, Adam? No.
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Is this because I brought up
the Myers-Briggs test?
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I will not apologize
for being extroverted.
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Already bought the tickets. Oh.
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?
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Even if you're not familiar
with the name,
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you've probably taken the
Myers-Briggs test in school,
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at a job interview,
or just online for funsies.
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It divides humans into
16 personality types,
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each with its own cute little acronym.
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Okay, it says I'm an extrovert
sensing feeling perceiving type.
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I'm an ESFP.
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I'm an ESFT, which means
I'm a thinking type.
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And that's true.
I'm thinking right now.
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Except all of that is GDBS,
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and we use that BS to make
really important decisions.
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The test shows you're never
going to be an astronaut.
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Since you're an ESFP,
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I recommend that you
become a garbage man.
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Well, I accept my fate.
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I mean, how is it BS?
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The Myers-Briggs test
always seemed so scientific.
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Oh, yeah, the Myers-Briggs uses a lot
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of science-y-sounding jargon,
but the truth is,
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it wasn't invented by scientists
at all.
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Take a look.
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?
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(Adam) The year, 1921.
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Famed psychologist
Carl Jung has a theory.
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I surmise human beings
can be broken down
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into eight different personality types.
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(Adam) There was just one problem.
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This was a time before psychology
used scientific methods,
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like data or controlled experiments.
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So the eight types were just guesses
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based on Jung's personal experiences.
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My wife feels emotions all the time.
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- (Mrs. Jung whining)
- Her type is a feeler.
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Welp, that is good enough
for science in 1921.
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But Carl Jung
didn't even make the test.
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Myers and Briggs or whoever they are,
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they took his ideas
and made them better.
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Not quite.
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(Adam) The year is 1943.
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Mystery novelist Isabel Briggs-Myers
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and her magazine writer mother,
Katharine Cook Briggs,
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had a lot of time on their hands.
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Mama, I'm bored of writing
mystery novels.
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Everyone else is off having fun at war.
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Say, I have an idea.
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I just read some old Carl Jung
book about personality types,
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and I bet us two unqualified
nobodies could do a better job.
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Yes!
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Let's do some science or whatever.
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Let's create an influential test
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that will be widely used for decades!
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(Adam) And so these two writers,
who had no scientific training,
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took theories from one of
Carl Jung's non-scientific books
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and came up with their list
of personality types.
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Ooh, my friend Carrie
is a such a Samantha.
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We have to put that in.
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(Adam) Which, for some reason,
they doubled from eight to 16.
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And in 1944, they published the thing.
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That's really where the
Myers-Briggs test came from?
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- That's so... stupid.
- Yeah.
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And Carl Jung would agree with you.
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- He once even said...
- Shh!
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Oh, sorry.
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Like tiddlywinks!
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00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,809
?
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Today, the test is shunned
by the scientific community.
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There's even a psychologist
on the board of the company
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that owns the Myers-Briggs test
who's admitted publicly
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that he wouldn't use it
in his own research.
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Harsh.
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But I still don't get
what's so wrong about the test.
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- I can help with that.
- David.
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Sarah, this is David Pittenger.
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He's a psychologist and researcher
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at Marshal University.
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00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,964
What are you doing here, David?
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00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,999
I'm trying to sneak into
an R-rated movie.
403
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,301
Sarah, the Myers-Briggs
type indicator test
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has a lot of problems.
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00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,540
Foremost, it incorrectly assumes
that personality is fixed.
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00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,543
Actually, personality is not either-or.
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It's really more or less.
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00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,880
So it's possible to be
introverted at one time
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and extroverted at another.
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00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,551
I'm an extrovert!
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But sometimes, I like to stay
at home and read in the bath.
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Nearly half the people who retake
the Myers-Briggs type indicator
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are placed into a different
personality category.
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00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,196
Oh, no!
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00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,897
Now I'm an introvert!
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00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,467
But that doesn't reflect
how much I like yelling!
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00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,402
(loud yelling)
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So, this test isn't even consistent?
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This is garbage.
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00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,942
The unfortunate truth is that
there's no evidence to support
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the 16 categories created by the MBTI.
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00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,414
It's nothing more than
a poorly designed,
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well-marketed way
to perpetuate stereotypes.
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00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,953
Well, coast is clear.
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00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:05,590
Thanks, David. Have fun in the movie.
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00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,692
My high school guidance
counselor almost convinced me
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00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,194
to be a travel agent
because of this test.
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00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,262
Why did I believe this?
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Because of the Forer effect.
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00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,501
It's a psychological phenomenon
where people will believe
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a vague and general description
of their personalities
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if they're told it's tailored to them.
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00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,875
It's basically the same reason
people believe in Zodiac signs.
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It says here as a Pisces,
I'm creating, caring, outgoing,
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and also sometimes not.
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00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,851
That is so me.
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00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,721
I can't believe
I wasted my time on this.
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00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,322
Well, you're not alone.
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00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,692
2 million people a year
take the Myers-Briggs test,
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and despite the fact that there
is no sufficient evidence
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00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,563
showing that
it's effective at predicting
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00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,765
job satisfaction or compatibility,
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00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,368
it's been used to make hiring
and training decisions
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00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,471
in over 10,000 companies,
2,500 colleges,
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00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,474
and even the State Department
and the CIA.
446
00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:00,244
You're our most deadly
operative, Agent X.
447
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,280
But turns out, you're a judging type,
448
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,849
so we're putting you in charge
of party planning.
449
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,453
Reminder: I like cookie cake.
450
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:13,858
The truth is, the Myers-Briggs
test is just a parlor game.
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00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,960
It can't diagnose your personality,
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00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,495
it can't find you the right job,
453
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,997
and it definitely can't predict
who you'll be compatible with.
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00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,166
I hate this!
455
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,202
Myers-Briggs is stupid,
types are stupid,
456
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,703
dating sites are stupid.
457
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,874
And I guess I'm stupid,
for thinking I could
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00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,877
figure out whether or not
we're compatible.
459
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,279
Oh, I'm so sick of this.
460
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,549
I'm just gonna buy a cat
and die alone like my mom wants.
461
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,151
Are you happy, Adam?
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00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,487
Of all my dates, all the nightmares,
463
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,889
this is the one
that finally made me lose hope.
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00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,225
But I was just about to tell you
why there is hope!
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00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,292
Oh, swipe left!
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00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,965
Could be hard to salvage this one.
467
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,206
Sarah.
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00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,708
Are you okay?
469
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,376
Adam, I'm sorry, I just...
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00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,712
I can't take any more facts right now.
471
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:11,282
Just please hear me out.
472
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,386
I know dating sucks.
473
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,389
It's awkward and uncomfortable
to put yourself out there
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00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,391
when you'd rather just stay in
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00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,393
and read "The Illiad" to your turtles.
476
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,729
I was with you for most of that.
477
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,398
I know it seems like a waste of time.
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00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,467
Do you know how I try to look at it?
479
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,069
Every horrible date
and every broken heart
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00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,972
is a chance to learn about
what you want in a partner.
481
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,074
Yeah.
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00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,076
Like, now I know I don't like guys
483
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:42,413
who wear shorts on the first date.
Exactly.
484
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,415
But personality tests and algorithms
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00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,050
can't help you with that.
486
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,053
But if you put the time in
and you just keep trying,
487
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,690
eventually, you will find love,
because most people do.
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00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,828
And I have faith that
that can happen for both of us.
489
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,338
Adam, I know we just met 21 minutes
490
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,007
and three commercial breaks ago.
491
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,009
And honestly, at first,
492
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,712
I thought you were kind of abrasive.
493
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,049
- But now I think...
- Yeah?
494
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,984
No. I know...
495
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,023
I don't like you.
496
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,858
I mean, maybe as a friend.
497
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,394
You're really smart
and you are a sharp dresser.
498
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,730
But I don't like you.
499
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,131
Not romantically.
500
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,766
Oh.
501
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,368
And thanks to you, I know that's okay.
502
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:41,706
You've taught me so much about
what I don't want in a partner.
503
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,708
- That's great.
- Thank you.
504
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,710
Adam, this date has been great.
505
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I feel so... Free!
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Well, there's always that girl
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