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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,385 More than the greatest love the world 2 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:52,678 Good morning, Mrs Levin 3 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,096 Good morning, Danny 4 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,472 Has known 5 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,474 - Where have you been? - I was getting bubble gum 6 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,351 Okay, good. Get the bag. Get the bag 7 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,103 Instead of spending all that money on 8 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,813 space travel, they could just end the war 9 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,064 Alison, can we talk politics 10 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,941 after we pack the car? - Feel like I'm gonna give birth 11 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,818 Marty, could you help your mother with the kitchen things? 12 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,696 Mom, this is a process, a scientific process, okay? 13 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:11,864 I'm gonna start to pack 14 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,783 Ma, what is the point of me having a plan for the backseat 15 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,411 - Here you go, Daddy - Come on. This is serious 16 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,738 I need my record player! 17 00:01:18,739 --> 00:01:21,582 You can live without it for two weeks 18 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,500 It's bigger than last year! 19 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,377 - Stop it! - You stop it! 20 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,921 - Okay, okay! Knock it off - He's pushing me! 21 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,131 Be good to each other 22 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,383 Alison, move over. Give your brother some room 23 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,343 Why do I always have to move? 24 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,262 We're too crowded! 25 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,889 That's the beauty of the whole thing, darling 26 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,891 Crowded is good 27 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,059 - Enough already! - She started it 28 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,436 There's nothing to do up there 29 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:46,565 Why do we always have to do the same stupid thing every summer? 30 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,734 - Children, please! - That's a good question, Pearl 31 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,403 Why do we do the same stupid thing every summer? 32 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,280 Because we do 33 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,052 Can I have my sandwich now? 34 00:01:55,053 --> 00:01:56,742 Danny, 1 hour, 11 min. to the Red Apple sign 35 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,244 - Are you paying attention? - That's a record, Daddy 36 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:02,623 Danny, Danny, bo-banny Banana, fanna, fo-fanny 37 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:05,292 Fee, fi, fo-manny Danny 38 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:10,214 Alison, Alison, bo-balison Banana, fanna, fo-falison 39 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,049 - Sing! Sing! - Daddy! 40 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,594 Sing or I'm gonna crash! If you don't sing, I'm gonna crash! 41 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,096 Keep your eyes on the road! 42 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,535 - That's better - Let's do Chuck 43 00:02:19,536 --> 00:02:20,891 No Chuck. We don't do Chuck 44 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,476 You never let me do Chuck 45 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,062 When you're married, you can do Chuck. Right, baby? 46 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:31,818 No one else could love you more Nadie podr�a quererte mas 47 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:36,031 Than the greatest love the world has known 48 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,824 Ma! Hippies! 49 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,702 This is the love that I give to you 50 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,539 Some feckuckteh hairdos they have 51 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,415 Ow! Get off! 52 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,209 More than the single words 53 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,337 I try to sing 54 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,090 I only live to love you 55 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,926 More each day 56 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,804 More than you'll ever know 57 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:02,099 My arms got to hold you so 58 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,811 My life will be in your keeping 59 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:09,231 Waking, sleeping Laughing, weeping 60 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:13,485 Longer than always is a long, long 61 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,529 Long time 62 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,322 But far beyond forever 63 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,033 Welcome back to Dr Fogler's, everyone 64 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:24,204 The Fourth of July barbecue will be held by the lake at 6:00 65 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,457 At 6:00 for the Fourth of July barbecue 66 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,125 Let's see how fast you can put the hoop down 67 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,752 and get the pot inside the bungalow, ready? 68 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,338 On your mark, get set, go! Go. Go, go, go, go, go! 69 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,507 Daddy, tell me how fast we got here 70 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,093 3 hours and 42 minutes with a corned beef on rye at the Red Apple 71 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:41,680 2 hours and 23 minutes with salami and eggs at the Red Apple 72 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,682 - Bullshit - 1 hour and 57 minutes 73 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,185 with two hot dogs and mustard and sauerkraut at the Red Apple 74 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:46,810 Bullshit! 75 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,396 - Stop saying that word, Daddy - I'm sorry, Danny 76 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,399 But Fogler is such a liar. Come on. An hour and 57 minutes? 77 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,860 Who can do it in an hour and 57 minutes? Nobody 78 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:58,405 Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming! 79 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,241 - Did we forget the onions? - Look in the A&P bag 80 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:02,826 I am not sharing a room with him 81 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:04,328 You're not wearing that shirt 82 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,414 - What's wrong with it? - Just change it before you go out 83 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,001 - These onions are mushy - Mother, I have to have privacy 84 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,128 Where's my wooden bowl? 85 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:15,214 I'm not sleeping in the same room with his guns! 86 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:18,300 Cap guns, Alison. I think Joan Baez will forgive you 87 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,052 Enough, enough. I'll sleep with you in the bedroom 88 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,721 - Daniel, you sleep in the kitchen - No! 89 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,765 Don't give me no. Not too much salt 90 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,351 Daniel, let your sister get changed 91 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,019 Get changed. Go ahead 92 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,646 Why did I even have to come here? 93 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,858 Attention, everyone... The ice cream man is on the premises 94 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:38,612 The ice cream man is on the premises 95 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,450 Can I look like that when I grow up? 96 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:46,161 You looked like that, I wouldn't be your friend 97 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,040 - Hi, sweetheart - Oh, my goodness, why, thank you 98 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,667 How many calories in this again? 99 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,628 You're gorgeous, too, Pearl, but you hide your light under a bushel 100 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:55,879 - Alison! - What? 101 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,423 You asked me to change, and I changed 102 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,385 - I see Alison's nipples - Shut up! 103 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,971 Just make sure you're back in time for the barbecue, young lady 104 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,431 I don't believe in July 4th. It's patriotic puke 105 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,954 This is Daddy's last chance to be with us 106 00:05:07,955 --> 00:05:09,393 He's gonna be working all week 107 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,938 Well, it's not my fault he's a slave to the establishment 108 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,482 Could you just for one afternoon put aside your beliefs? 109 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,360 It's easy for you to say, 'cause you don't have any! 110 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,240 I can't believe we have a teenager 111 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:26,660 - We're old - Not old. She's old 112 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:30,330 She's almost the age I was when I had her 113 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,504 I just don't want her to wind up like us 114 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,099 What's wrong with us? 115 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,810 Marty 116 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,997 This whole decade's gone by 117 00:05:54,998 --> 00:05:57,316 and the most important decision I make during any week 118 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,110 is whether or not to go to the A&P or Waldbaum's 119 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:04,114 That's easy, A&P. Their Wing Dings are fresher 120 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,701 I'm serious 121 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,536 I know 122 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,374 You're lettin' her get you crazy, Pearl 123 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,252 Don't let her get you crazy 124 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,047 Yeah 125 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,517 Yeah 126 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:36,480 Attention, everyone. At 2:00 in the casino, 127 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,153 Bernie and Shirley Pike 128 00:06:38,154 --> 00:06:40,943 will be showing slides of Reuben's bar mitzvah 129 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,340 That's 2:00 130 00:06:42,341 --> 00:06:43,654 How does your week look? 131 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,614 Same as always 132 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,034 Anything new happening at the shop? 133 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,829 Nothing new happens at the shop ever 134 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:56,250 I was just asking 135 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,023 I wish you could stay longer 136 00:06:59,024 --> 00:07:00,963 I know, so do I 137 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,091 Why won't you talk with Sid? Just... 138 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,469 Please, don't start with that now, okay? 139 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:10,514 Just ask for a few days 140 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,641 Neil gets a whole week off in August 141 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,393 Yeah, well... 142 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,770 Neil doesn't have a boss like Sid 143 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:20,691 and Neil doesn't have two kids to feed, all right? 144 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,825 You have enough cash? 145 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,910 I'm fine 146 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,609 Your mother's wooden bowl... 147 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:37,457 The scratchy blue blanket. That's the heavy one, you remember? 148 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,044 We need the big thermos. Not the blue ones 149 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,212 And Alison wants her shampoo 150 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,047 Bye, Neil! 151 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,300 - See ya, sweetie - Miss us 152 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,428 - Bye, Marty - I wrote it down 153 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,390 - Neil, what time you got? - 7:35 154 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,351 - Set. Go - Bye, Dad 155 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,021 Bye, sweetie. Give me a kiss 156 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,940 - Call me, okay? - All right 157 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:02,929 Six dot 158 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,235 Come on, Pearl. You remember what it was like 159 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:09,573 - It was never like that - What? You weren't a teenager? 160 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,159 For about two weeks... East 161 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,119 It's the marijuana you have to watch out for 162 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,288 Sooner or later, they all smoke marijuana 163 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,806 You get ants in your pants 164 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:20,083 You wanna screw everything in sight 165 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,172 Oh, that's beautiful Green 166 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,982 Is that supposed to comfort me? 167 00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:29,510 The Blouse Man is on the premises 168 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:30,165 Here we go 169 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,137 The Blouse Man is on the premises 170 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,930 This make me look too busty? 171 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,682 There's no such thing as too busty 172 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,851 Give me a bigger size 173 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,145 Here's your bigger size 174 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,814 - Very funny - Oh! 175 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,610 I'm sorry 176 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,946 It's just blouses. Don't worry about it 177 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:49,564 Let me help 178 00:08:49,565 --> 00:08:52,741 I got it. Can I help you find something? 179 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:53,713 No, thanks 180 00:08:53,714 --> 00:08:56,203 Wait, Lillian. That's the one I wanted 181 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,373 Excuse me. You got another one of these? 182 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,417 No, ladies. I'm sorry. I don't 183 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,838 You gonna hold on to this the rest of the afternoon? 184 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,593 Ma'am, what's your name? 185 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,804 Selma 186 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,308 - You want my honest opinion, Selma? - Yeah 187 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,206 With those sea-green eyes 188 00:09:20,207 --> 00:09:22,020 I think you're better off with a lighter color anyway 189 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:26,024 Excuse me. Check this out 190 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,734 See this? 191 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,611 Look. Look at that 192 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:33,323 With that shade of green, you're practically sparklin' 193 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,867 - All right? - Oh, yeah 194 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,535 They sparkle, Selma 195 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:40,163 I tell you what. Since you ladies have been such good sports about this 196 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,790 consider these blouses a gift 197 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:45,586 Thank you. You're a very nice young man 198 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,254 You're welcome 199 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,131 Thank you, but I don't need a gift 200 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:51,967 However, this blouse is not worth more than $5 201 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,760 That's cool 202 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,930 - You want the hanger? - Do you need it? 203 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,601 No. You take it 204 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,853 I hope you like the blouse 205 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,610 That's a strange way of doing business 206 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:14,072 A little promotion. It'll even out in the end 207 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:20,245 Excuse me, mister... You got this in red? 208 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:24,791 Only in a 16. Yellow looks pretty good to me 209 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,276 I'm not really a yellow kind of a girl 210 00:10:27,277 --> 00:10:27,878 No? 211 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,214 What kind of girl are ya? 212 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:34,092 How about that yellow? 213 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,395 What happened to the old Blouse Man? 214 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,272 Oh, he retired 215 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,150 I bought his bus and his route 216 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,987 He had more variety 217 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,109 Did he? 218 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:56,990 Carried a little something extra each time 219 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,952 Jewelry or sunglasses... 220 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,912 Think so, huh? 221 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,415 Well, all right. Thanks for the tip 222 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:07,584 Tadpoles! 223 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,421 Tadpoles over here right now. Salamanders, stop the noise 224 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,006 Hurry up. Go right over here 225 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,968 Tadpoles, you're behaving very, very well 226 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,928 Danny! Put away the guns! 227 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,930 Jeffrey, would you take his guns away? 228 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,890 Danny, you're not supposed to bring guns to camp 229 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,434 It'll just be another minute, okay? 230 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,245 Do orthodox girls have to wear wigs? 231 00:11:27,246 --> 00:11:28,772 It looks like a wig 232 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,024 - Hey - What's up, Myra? 233 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,068 - This is my friend Carl - How ya doin'? 234 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,028 - You a counselor over here? - Yeah, as always 235 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,447 - I gotta go. Nice meetin'ya - Nice meeting you 236 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,492 - I gotta go too. I'll see you later - All right. I'll see ya 237 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,911 - Butterflies - Okay, butterflies, time to go 238 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,414 Does anybody know who that little girl is over there? 239 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,875 Is there anybody's mother around? 240 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,256 What group do you have? I have the chipmunks 241 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,218 What's the lifeguard's name? 242 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,183 Sorry. Just checking to see if it's a wig 243 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,101 We didn't mean anything by it 244 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,844 You shouldn't make fun of other people 245 00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:10,146 I'm sorry 246 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,149 Right over here! 247 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,067 Okay 248 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,320 - It's Ross Epstein - Skunks 249 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,155 All right, skunks Come on. Let's go. It's us 250 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,741 Come on. Come on 251 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,580 It's not a good morning, Colonel. There's a radio hidden 252 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,292 A radio is against the orders of the Imperial Nipponese Army 253 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,883 There is a radio in this hut 254 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,678 What? 255 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,098 This is so boring 256 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:48,685 I order those responsible to hand it over immediately 257 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,773 Asking you just once more, where is it hidden? 258 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,984 Where is what hidden, sir? I know nothing about a wireless 259 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,528 Then, by God, you should! 260 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,781 I'll have you court-martialed, and it'll show on your record 261 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,909 - Ralph, what do you know about this? - Nothing 262 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,078 I just feel like we're always doing the same thing 263 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,330 and all the girls are doing something different now 264 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:13,752 So, I just think maybe I should frost it 265 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,340 You ever feel trapped by your life, Rhoda? 266 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,885 Oh, sure. I mean, I'm stuck with it 267 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,012 You know, I wonder how I would look as a redhead 268 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,306 Why are you stuck with it? 269 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:29,434 What... What should I do, Pearl? Become an astronaut? 270 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:33,105 You don't have kids, and you still got a lot of freedom 271 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:37,484 Yeah, I'm free to sit around and watch everybody else with their kids 272 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,196 You know, I swear, every single time I go to Poppy's, 273 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,140 and I have a pickle while I'm waiting for my ice cream 274 00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:46,243 Neil asks me if I'm pregnant 275 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,413 I say to him, "When are you gonna get it through your thick skull?" 276 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:54,585 "I love pickles. You put a free bowl in front of me, I eat them" 277 00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:01,133 - You gonna try again? - I don't know 278 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,627 Then Neil and I wouldn't be able 279 00:14:02,628 --> 00:14:06,638 to take our annual trips to the Riviera 280 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:19,151 Sometimes I try to picture my life 281 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,404 if I hadn't had Alison so young 282 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,449 Maybe my life wouldn't be that different. I don't know 283 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,744 Sometimes I just wish I was a whole other person 284 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,621 Yuck 285 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,123 Attention, campers 286 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:37,920 Please report to the casino for a meeting with Dr Fogler after lunch 287 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:42,925 All campers are to report directly to the casino after lunch 288 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,387 - You ready for lunch, cowboy? - Yep 289 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,890 - Where'd you get that? - What? 290 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,560 - That licorice - The Blouse Man 291 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,562 Honey, what'd I tell you about taking candy from strangers? 292 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,481 He's not a stranger. He's the Blouse Man 293 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,484 - Is he a friend of the family? - You should have been more specific 294 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:05,489 - Don't be fresh - Is he a friend of the family now? 295 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,450 - Go to your room - This is my room 296 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,014 I asked you to watch out for your brother 297 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,495 and you just let anyone give him candy? 298 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:14,581 It wasn't anyone. It was the Blouse Man 299 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,793 All right, both of you, just eat your lunch 300 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,428 You shouldn't be giving candy to children 301 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:32,850 Oh, hey. Which ones are yours? 302 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,560 Just keep your licorice sticks to yourself 303 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:38,772 No, I'll try to be more conscientious 304 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,525 I didn't mean any harm I just, uh... 305 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,097 I quit cigarettes, you know 306 00:15:43,098 --> 00:15:44,987 so I need something to help me with the craving 307 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:45,612 Oh 308 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:49,908 I took your advice... The, uh, shades... 309 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,953 Jewelry, all this stuff, goin' like hotcakes 310 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,122 I made a killin' today. You're a smart lady 311 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,833 Oh, well, I just figured... 312 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,877 you know, women would buy them, and... 313 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,796 - They did - They did. Good 314 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,240 Hey, thanks. You know, I got the perfect blouse for you 315 00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:06,800 Wait till you see this 316 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,343 No, no, I'm not here to buy a blouse 317 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:12,723 No, no, no, check this out. A friend of mine makes them up in Kingston 318 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,350 It's a new line I'm carrying 319 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,355 Yeah, it's- it's a tie-dye. It's not bad 320 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:24,818 - No one will buy these - They will if they see you in one 321 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:27,175 Want to try it on? What do you think? 322 00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:29,448 Maybe the purple one 323 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,949 - Which one? - That one 324 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:35,495 This one? Yeah. It's not bad either. It's pretty good 325 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,789 You want to try it? What have you got to lose? 326 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,791 All right 327 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,756 Jesus Christ. Here 328 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,508 Thank you 329 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:56,350 - Hey, what's your name? - Pearl 330 00:16:56,433 --> 00:17:01,021 - Want a beer or somethin'? - A beer? No, no! 331 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,440 How's that fit? 332 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,692 My husband's gonna hate it 333 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,903 Are you kiddin' me? 334 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:11,448 He's gonna love you in it. Look how sexy you look 335 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,744 Check it out. Back up a little 336 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,039 See? I mean, it fits really well 337 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,668 Keep it a couple of days, you know? You don't like it, you give it back 338 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,670 If you do, pay me later 339 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,298 Or don't. I mean, you're doing me a favor just wearing it 340 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,217 All right 341 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,263 Wait a second. Come here 342 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,767 You don't want to go around with that thing 343 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,274 - Okay? - Yep. There you go 344 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,235 - Really looks good I'm not kidding - Thank you 345 00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,871 When do you come back here anyway? 346 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:03,250 I mean, what's your schedule, if I wanted to return it? 347 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:08,380 My schedule? I don't have a... I don't have a schedule 348 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,177 But, uh, I'll tell you what 349 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,432 I'll give you my number 350 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,517 I live right in town 351 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:24,438 And, uh, call me anytime you want 352 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,983 Okay 353 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,282 Pinkies 354 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,373 It's tie-dyed 355 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,635 Stop it 356 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,072 How can you not love it here? 357 00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:01,141 Look at this. An army barracks with lawn furniture 358 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,601 This is unbelievable 359 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,704 I was over at Grossingers, as I was in the lobby there 360 00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:08,232 That's where I'm staying In the lobby at Grossingers 361 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,528 They gave me a room. I walked in. There was no ceiling on the room 362 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:15,656 I called down to the clerk I said, "There's no ceiling on my room" 363 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:19,326 He said, "Don't worry. The fellow upstairs don't walk around much" 364 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:29,336 And now I want to invite you all up here on the floor to dance 365 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:32,422 because it's my turn to laugh 366 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:36,927 For your love 367 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:42,724 I would do anything 368 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:48,272 I would do anything 369 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:53,777 For your love 370 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:58,615 For your kiss 371 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:02,119 Do you think you could stop looking at her for a minute? 372 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,956 I don't know 373 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,130 That's my girl 374 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:12,421 I would go anywhere 375 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:16,884 For your kiss 376 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,387 That's it. Get a little cozy, a little sexy here 377 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,681 Come on, everybody 378 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,057 I was thinking... 379 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:28,103 maybe we could do Chuck a different way 380 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:33,650 - What do you mean? - I don't know 381 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,361 I thought maybe we could, um... 382 00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,655 experiment 383 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,659 Okay 384 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,453 - We don't have to - No, no, it's okay 385 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,295 No, it's all right 386 00:20:45,296 --> 00:20:47,497 We were doing Chuck pretty good the old way 387 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,917 - We are. We do - Yeah? 388 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,920 I just thought it might be fun 389 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,964 What did you have in mind? 390 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,467 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know 391 00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:02,346 - I'm sorry. I just... - No. No, no 392 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,848 That's all right 393 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,100 Marty 394 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,606 Okay, pretty lady 395 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:16,818 There's a posse on my tail, so I ain't got much time 396 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,368 - Reach for the sky - Shh... 397 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,869 Come here. You're gonna hurt yourself 398 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,413 I know. They're loaded. I'll put them down 399 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,876 Is that different enough? 400 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,675 - Drive safe - I will 401 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,511 I'll see ya... Hold this for me 402 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,513 - See ya, cowboy - Bye, Daddy 403 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,515 - Good-bye - Here, darling. Take your jacket 404 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:51,395 - Thank you - Drive safe. Don't speed 405 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,568 Thanks 406 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,772 - Hey, hop in. I'll give you a ride - What? 407 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,691 Get in, and... I'll give you a ride 408 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,944 No, thank you. I'm fine 409 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,031 I'm going your way. Come on! 410 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,452 Well, if you're sure it's no trouble 411 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:52,623 It's no trouble. Get out of the rain, for Christ's sake. Come on 412 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:57,211 - Here. Here's a towel - Thank you 413 00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:00,714 - All right? - Yeah 414 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,675 Here we go 415 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,557 Here's another towel 416 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:20,567 Looks like that's all she wrote 417 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,075 Those things look kind of painful 418 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,164 Bet it looks good curly 419 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:37,167 That's the way she feels about you 420 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:42,089 That's the way she feels about you 421 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:45,759 Attention, the knish man is on the premises 422 00:23:45,801 --> 00:23:49,596 The knish man is on the premises 423 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,310 So? 424 00:23:55,394 --> 00:23:56,645 - No - No? 425 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:59,898 - That's what I pay you for, "no"? - The cards don't lie 426 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:02,818 Maybe they're subject to interpretation 427 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:06,196 Selma, does this look like a vacation card? 428 00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:09,533 You wanna go to Miami? Go to Miami, but... 429 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:10,325 Bubbie... 430 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,619 Just a minute, sweetheart. I'm finishing up a reading 431 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:16,123 - Could you come now? - All right 432 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,334 Come back tomorrow. We'll ask the tea leaves. Don't touch that 433 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,128 Coming, love 434 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:24,965 What is it? 435 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:28,343 What is it, my shainehkuh, huh? 436 00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:30,012 What is it, darling? 437 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,643 Oh, my God 438 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,481 Mazel tov 439 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,318 Why'd you hit me? 440 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,361 It's a tradition 441 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,822 My mother, your great-grandmother, Sonia - may she rest in peace - 442 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:51,658 - she did the same thing to me - It's a stupid tradition 443 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,994 It's the stupidest goddamn tradition 444 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,413 It's true. You know what I did? I slapped her right back 445 00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,042 Bandeet! 446 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,044 - What's going on in here? - Pearl 447 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,254 - What? - I got news 448 00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:07,508 Today Alison became a woman 449 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,181 How do you feel? 450 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:18,185 What kind should I get? 451 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,374 Well, you know, these are pretty good 452 00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,481 What about tampons? 453 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,816 You've already had a big enough shock. Just get these 454 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,694 - Hey, girls - Hi 455 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:29,279 Hi 456 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:32,157 - What? What was that? - Nothing 457 00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,620 How are you? 458 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,372 Attention, everyone 459 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,291 Will the person who took Eleanor Gelfand's thongs, 460 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,252 please return them to the main house? 461 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,629 She's been hiding away for an hour 462 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,423 She didn't even eat any supper 463 00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:51,844 I bet she has cramps. Poor thing 464 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,892 I have my first date 465 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,060 What? 466 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:03,105 Ross is taking me to Fun Fair, the go-carts 467 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,189 Go-carts? 468 00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:06,608 Mother, this is the most exciting night of my life 469 00:26:06,609 --> 00:26:07,943 You're not gonna ruin it for me 470 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,341 No! Of course not. I was just worried 471 00:26:10,342 --> 00:26:12,656 Maybe you weren't feeling up to it 472 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,074 I'm fine 473 00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:17,578 You look so womanly 474 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:21,748 You see, my shainehkuh. You become a woman, the world looks brighter 475 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,089 Don't tell Daddy I got my period 476 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,723 Long-distance telephone call for Alison Kantrowitz 477 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:41,643 It's your father! You're a woman now, Alison 478 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,061 Mazel tov, darling 479 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,497 And may you be blessed 480 00:26:44,498 --> 00:26:48,692 with a happy marriage and many, many beautiful children 481 00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:18,805 - Sometime today - How long are we gonna wait here? 482 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,057 I'll be right with you, Bill 483 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:21,349 Oh, Marty 484 00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:22,601 The whole weekend's shot 485 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:24,645 Everybody and their brother wants their TV to be working 486 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:27,231 - so they can watch the moon landing - Sid, I am depending on you 487 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,774 I have to see the man on the moon 488 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,859 Sid's even gonna keep the shop open on Sunday 489 00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,444 There's shmuts all over the wire! 490 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,279 Honey, we were counting on you 491 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,639 I know, sweetie. I'm so sorry. I really am 492 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,115 It's Sanka 493 00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:39,284 I forgot I put it on top of the set 494 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:41,015 I'll be thinking of you while I'm watching 495 00:27:41,016 --> 00:27:42,704 I'll be thinking of you too 496 00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:45,958 - I wanna talk to him - You explain this to Danny 497 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:49,503 - Okay. Hey, cowboy - Daddy 498 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:52,047 Why can't you come? 499 00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:56,009 Danny, I gotta work, okay? I'm sorry 500 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:58,345 - You watch your mom for me? - I wanted you to come 501 00:27:58,428 --> 00:28:01,765 Summertime 502 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,726 Time, time 503 00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:07,061 Time 504 00:28:07,145 --> 00:28:12,276 The living's easy 505 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,362 Four dot 506 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,698 Fish are - Big bam 507 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:21,660 Jumpin' now - Dot 508 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,912 Hey, the cotton now 509 00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:27,833 Cotton's high 510 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:31,128 Not so high 511 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:36,300 Your daddy's rich 512 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:44,183 And your ma's so good-lookin' babe 513 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:47,060 She's lookin' good now 514 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:49,104 Hello? 515 00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:53,609 Hello. Can I talk with the man who sells the blouses? 516 00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:55,819 - Who's this? - Pearl 517 00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,905 Hey! How ya doin', Pearl? 518 00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:01,783 I wasn't sure if you'd remember who... who I was 519 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,535 I remember who you are 520 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:05,704 Hey, that tie-dye work out all right? 521 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:09,499 - He liked it, didn't he? - Yeah 522 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:14,213 - What's up? - I... I was wondering... 523 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:18,050 I wondered if you had plans for watching the... 524 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,177 the moon walk 525 00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:25,641 Fogler, you outdid yourself 526 00:29:25,642 --> 00:29:27,351 - It's a masterpiece - Terrific 527 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,148 Hi, hon 528 00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:40,781 Can I go to a concert? 529 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,699 Which ones look better with this? 530 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,785 - The black ones - Yeah? 531 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,038 It's near White Lake. All the counselors are getting tickets 532 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,874 - Is it cool out? - Medium 533 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,292 Here 534 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,962 It was supposed to be in Woodstock, and they changed it 535 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:58,131 and now it's so close by 536 00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:01,426 Nobody ever liked this dress 537 00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:04,346 - So can I? - When is it again? 538 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:07,850 August 15 through 17 People are gonna camp out 539 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:08,642 What? 540 00:30:08,725 --> 00:30:12,271 - Everyone's gonna be there - Alison 541 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:14,815 You're 14 years old. You're not camping out 542 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,650 Why are you getting all dressed up 543 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,403 to watch some stupid guys walk on the moon? 544 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:22,114 It's not stupid 545 00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:24,950 - It's important - Please, Mom 546 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,660 I mean, I have to go! 547 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,037 Honey, I'm sorry 548 00:30:29,121 --> 00:30:31,999 You're not old enough 549 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:34,084 First, everyone tells me I'm a woman now 550 00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:36,420 Then I'm not old enough? 551 00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:39,840 I hate you! 552 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,801 Lights on 553 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,618 Down two and a half 554 00:30:47,619 --> 00:30:49,391 Give me some 555 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,519 Forward. Forward 556 00:30:52,603 --> 00:30:55,063 Come on. Give me some 557 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:59,026 Three feet down, two and a half Pickin'up some dust 558 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,028 Three feet, two and a half down 559 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:04,740 Faint shadow. Four forward 560 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:07,075 Four forward. Drifting to the right a little 561 00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:10,704 Six, down a half. Thirty seconds forward 562 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,085 Contact light 563 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,838 Okay, engines stop 564 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:22,131 APA out of descent 565 00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:26,637 Command override off Engine arm off 566 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,599 Houston, uh, Tranquility Base here 567 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:32,643 The Eagle has landed 568 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:34,645 Yes! 569 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,688 Unbelievable 570 00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:44,780 It will be several hours before the astronauts don their space suits 571 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:47,741 and Neil Armstrong takes his first step 572 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,786 Are they walking on the moon yet? 573 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:53,622 - Not yet, sweetheart - Shh.. Sweetheart 574 00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:56,416 Lillian, I've got such a headache 575 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,086 I need to get some air, or maybe I should lie down 576 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:01,255 You're gonna miss the best part 577 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,926 I knew this one guy who worked in Moise's Butcher Shop 578 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:09,888 He cut the tip of his finger off on purpose 579 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:13,517 I thought I'd get myself into a car accident 580 00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:17,396 Just burn your draft card 581 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,648 And go to jail? 582 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,361 Joan Baez's husband didn't cut off his fingertip 583 00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:48,886 It's a French kiss You have to open your mouth 584 00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:03,025 One of these moments 585 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:07,196 You're gonna rise 586 00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:11,325 Rise up singin' 587 00:33:14,203 --> 00:33:16,830 You're gonna 588 00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:21,168 Spread your wings 589 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,128 Child you take 590 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:25,506 Take to the sky 591 00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:26,882 Where are we? 592 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:29,760 Lord, the sky 593 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:33,055 Come on in back. I wanna show you something 594 00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:43,440 Nothin's goin' to harm me now 595 00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:49,279 Na, na-na, na, na-na, na 596 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:57,371 I never saw one so small 597 00:33:57,454 --> 00:33:59,206 It's cool, isn't it? 598 00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:03,502 My kid brother picked it up over in Asia 599 00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:06,713 What was he doing over there? 600 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:10,592 - Killin' people - Oh 601 00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,095 Is he still over there? 602 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,098 I don't know 603 00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:21,854 Maybe... 604 00:34:25,357 --> 00:34:28,026 He's been missing for four years 605 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:32,322 Oh, I'm sorry. I... 606 00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:43,166 I should tell my husband about these. He fixes TVs 607 00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:48,589 Usually he's here on the weekends, but... 608 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:51,675 he had to fix a lot of sets 609 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:57,181 No one wanted to miss the, um... 610 00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:00,434 the, uh... 611 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:03,270 moon landing 612 00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:07,941 I wish they'd step outside already 613 00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,943 Today 614 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:12,237 Want me to stop, Pearl? 615 00:35:12,238 --> 00:35:14,448 I know what I wanna do 616 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:17,159 But I don't know what for 617 00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:19,828 To be living for you 618 00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:22,873 Is all I 619 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:26,543 Want to do 620 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:30,964 To be loving you 621 00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:32,320 It'll all be there 622 00:35:32,321 --> 00:35:33,634 Oh, God 623 00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:37,429 When my dreams come true 624 00:35:37,513 --> 00:35:41,266 What is your name? 625 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:42,497 Walker 626 00:35:42,498 --> 00:35:43,644 Today 627 00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:45,583 You'll make me say that I 628 00:35:45,584 --> 00:35:47,439 Is that your last name? 629 00:35:47,523 --> 00:35:49,587 Somehow will change 630 00:35:49,588 --> 00:35:51,652 My last name is Jerome 631 00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:54,071 Today 632 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:55,926 You're backwards 633 00:35:55,927 --> 00:35:57,699 You look into my eyes 634 00:35:57,741 --> 00:36:00,702 It seems to me I'm exactly where I should be 635 00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:02,078 To be any more 636 00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:03,413 I have to sit down 637 00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:08,961 Than all I am would be a lie 638 00:36:10,921 --> 00:36:13,882 I'm so full of love 639 00:36:13,966 --> 00:36:19,680 I could burst apart and start to cry 640 00:36:24,393 --> 00:36:26,895 Today 641 00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:30,566 Everything you want I swear 642 00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:33,861 It all will come true 643 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:37,739 Today 644 00:36:37,823 --> 00:36:43,579 I realized how much I'm in love with you 645 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:46,623 With you standing here 646 00:36:46,707 --> 00:36:52,421 I can tell the world what it means to love 647 00:36:54,423 --> 00:36:57,593 To go on from here 648 00:36:57,676 --> 00:37:00,179 I can't use words 649 00:37:00,262 --> 00:37:04,391 They don't say enough 650 00:37:06,143 --> 00:37:08,854 Please, please 651 00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:11,522 Listen to me 652 00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:16,195 It's taken so long to come true 653 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:22,409 It's all for you 654 00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:26,914 That's one small step for man 655 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:30,584 one giant leap for mankind 656 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,358 What are you doing? 657 00:37:56,818 --> 00:37:59,863 Are you sure you want... 658 00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:32,938 One, two... 659 00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:35,858 Three 660 00:38:40,696 --> 00:38:42,781 Concentrate 661 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:54,710 - What happened to Pearl last night? - She had a headache 662 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:57,671 You got a chair right next to the house 663 00:38:57,754 --> 00:38:59,798 What chair? What house? 664 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:18,483 Are you allowed to kiss guys? 665 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:22,613 Guys I can kiss. Bacon is a different story 666 00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:29,036 Did you ever tongue kiss? 667 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:31,288 That's disgusting 668 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,040 It wasn't 669 00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,377 You and Ross? 670 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:39,046 Yeah! 671 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:43,258 Did you do anything else? 672 00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:45,511 Not yet 673 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:53,268 Attention, ladies... The Blouse Man is on the premises 674 00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:55,729 The Blouse Man is on the premises 675 00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:59,900 How are you doing? You want to try this one? It looked good last week 676 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:03,111 - I'll try it - It'll look good this week too 677 00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:08,450 Take your time. I'm waiting 678 00:40:11,537 --> 00:40:14,248 How about you, Mrs Kantrowitz? 679 00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:16,458 Can I help you find something? 680 00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:19,461 I'm not sure 681 00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:21,505 That looks nice 682 00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:26,343 - How about this? - Try this on 683 00:40:28,053 --> 00:40:29,429 Attention, ladies... 684 00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:31,556 Will everyone who signed up for the mah-jongg tournament 685 00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:33,642 please report to the casino now? 686 00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:35,143 Let's go. Let's save a little money 687 00:40:35,144 --> 00:40:36,562 We begin in Five minutes 688 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,106 That's Five minutes, ladies 689 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:01,295 There's a man who's been out sailin' 690 00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:03,964 In a decade full of dreams 691 00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:06,550 And he takes her to a schooner 692 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:09,135 And he treats her like a queen 693 00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:12,181 Bearing beads from California 694 00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:16,977 With their amber stones and green 695 00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:19,062 The count of three 696 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:20,876 No way! 697 00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:22,649 He has called her from the harbor 698 00:41:22,733 --> 00:41:26,486 He has kissed her with his freedom 699 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:30,407 He has heard her off to starboard 700 00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:35,829 In the breakin' and the breathin' of the waterwheel 701 00:41:35,871 --> 00:41:38,332 Come on, Pearl! Fly! Come on! 702 00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:44,171 While she was busy bein' free 703 00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:48,550 There's a man who's climbed a mountain 704 00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:51,345 And he's callin' out her name 705 00:41:51,386 --> 00:41:56,350 And he hopes her heart can hear 3,000 miles - he calls again 706 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,102 He can think of her beside him 707 00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:03,774 He can miss her just the same 708 00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:09,530 He has missed her in the forest 709 00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:13,617 While he showed her all the flowers 710 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:19,998 While she was somewhere bein' free 711 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,762 Pearl? 712 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:37,057 Pearl... Get up 713 00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:39,852 We're goin' blueberry pickin' 714 00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,021 Come 715 00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:55,909 Pearl?... 716 00:42:57,244 --> 00:42:59,621 You believe in fate? 717 00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,041 I'm not sure what that means 718 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:05,794 It means that there are certain things that no matter what you do 719 00:43:05,795 --> 00:43:08,463 that they're meant to happen 720 00:43:08,547 --> 00:43:11,216 They're in the stars 721 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,928 They're bashert, destined 722 00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:18,891 But even if they're in the stars... 723 00:43:18,974 --> 00:43:24,229 a person, a grown-up responsible person, a mensch 724 00:43:24,313 --> 00:43:26,773 can make a different choice 725 00:43:27,649 --> 00:43:30,110 They can make the right choice 726 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:40,037 You're shtupping someone 727 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,330 What? 728 00:43:42,497 --> 00:43:44,541 The Blouse Man 729 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:46,960 I am not... 730 00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:48,591 You're shtupping the goddamn Blouse Man 731 00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:51,381 Pearl. How could you do such a thing? 732 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,973 Are you gonna tell Marty? 733 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:02,226 So it's true 734 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:05,687 I'm right I'm always right 735 00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:07,814 It's... It's a curse 736 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,494 Why, Pearly? 737 00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:25,791 Have you forgotten who you married? 738 00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:30,212 When your husband was 12 years old, you know what he dreamed of being? 739 00:44:30,254 --> 00:44:32,089 A scientist 740 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,216 So he entered the school science fair 741 00:44:34,299 --> 00:44:37,678 in the hopes of winning a microscope 742 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:40,639 Such a doorbell he made, I don't even want to tell you about it 743 00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:43,642 It not only rang, it lit up 744 00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:46,728 It chopped liver. It made matzo balls 745 00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:50,065 First prize 746 00:44:50,148 --> 00:44:53,193 He was so proud, Pearl 747 00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:58,448 And when that son-of-a-bitch husband of mine ran out on us 748 00:44:58,532 --> 00:45:00,409 you know what my boy did? 749 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:03,036 Came to me with $10 750 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,372 And he says to me, "Mama, 751 00:45:05,455 --> 00:45:08,959 you don't ever have to worry 752 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:11,920 I will take care of you" 753 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:17,926 Sold the microscope 754 00:45:26,018 --> 00:45:28,562 I never heard that story 755 00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:31,857 Something else you didn't know 756 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:36,195 The summer that you two met, summer he was waiting on tables at Kramer's 757 00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:39,990 Kramer knew that Marty and I didn't have two nickels to rub together 758 00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:44,369 so he offered to pay for Marty to go to college 759 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,122 But when he got a girl pregnant 760 00:45:47,206 --> 00:45:50,751 no less a guest at the hotel 761 00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:53,170 good-for-nothing Kramer 762 00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:56,673 slammed the door in our face. He... 763 00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:59,593 He turned his back on my boy 764 00:46:01,887 --> 00:46:03,639 What? 765 00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:07,976 You think you're the only one with dreams that didn't come true? 766 00:46:25,327 --> 00:46:27,120 I wondered where you were 767 00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:29,039 I can't do this 768 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,709 I'm married 769 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,381 I have children 770 00:46:39,383 --> 00:46:43,303 Across the morning sky 771 00:46:44,429 --> 00:46:48,183 All the birds are leaving 772 00:46:48,184 --> 00:46:51,937 I understand 773 00:46:55,190 --> 00:46:59,319 Ah, how can they know 774 00:46:59,361 --> 00:47:02,531 It's time for them 775 00:47:02,614 --> 00:47:05,325 To go 776 00:47:08,203 --> 00:47:11,373 - Hey, Marty. How ya doin'? - Hey, Joe! 777 00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:14,168 - Daddy! - Hey, cowboy! 778 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:16,712 We'll still be dreaming 779 00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:20,007 - How long did it take you this time? - 2 hours and 41 minutes 780 00:47:20,048 --> 00:47:23,886 not including the six minutes it took me to put my shorts on 781 00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:26,597 Neil said it took him two, 20 782 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,057 What'd I tell you about Neil? 783 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:31,518 - He's a stinkin' liar - That's right 784 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,895 Yuck! 785 00:47:35,814 --> 00:47:39,067 You guys, don't use up all the hot water! 786 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:41,195 Eighteen days in quarantine 787 00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:42,738 - What? - The astronauts 788 00:47:42,779 --> 00:47:45,157 God, I hope they like each other 789 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,159 Here you go 790 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:57,544 Ooh... That's strong, Marty 791 00:48:00,839 --> 00:48:05,135 I have waited all week for this moment 792 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:17,022 Hey, hey, hey... Where you goin'? 793 00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:18,398 Out! 794 00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:22,986 - Where's my kiss? - I have a date, Daddy 795 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:24,947 A date? 796 00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:28,492 Ross is taking me to the Pines. There's a rock band there 797 00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:32,538 - Ro... Who's Ross? - I'm late! 798 00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:37,292 Who's Ross? I miss one week and already there's a Ross? 799 00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:39,586 He's a nice boy 800 00:48:40,128 --> 00:48:43,966 - How old is he? - Sixteen, I think 801 00:48:44,049 --> 00:48:46,093 Pearl, oh, God, Pearl! 802 00:48:46,134 --> 00:48:50,472 There is no such thing as a nice 16-year-old boy 803 00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:52,808 You can't keep her locked in the bungalow all summer long 804 00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:56,687 No, I can't. That's your job, darling 805 00:48:58,939 --> 00:49:01,775 Besides, it's the principle of the thing 806 00:49:01,817 --> 00:49:05,863 I mean, if we can't go out on dates, she shouldn't be able to either 807 00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:11,076 So take me on a date, Marty 808 00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:17,833 - So who's at the Brickman? - Hmm, Sandy Solo 809 00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:20,377 Shirley Bassey is playing at the Concord 810 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,797 Honey, now see, this is something I would climb a fence to go see 811 00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:25,716 What? 812 00:49:25,799 --> 00:49:27,718 Listen 813 00:49:30,721 --> 00:49:32,931 - What do you hear? - Nothing 814 00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:37,769 Exactly 815 00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:44,359 No kids. No Bubbie 816 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:49,823 Mmm... Just you and me, Pearl 817 00:49:50,949 --> 00:49:53,160 Ain't it great? 818 00:50:06,798 --> 00:50:09,176 - Ow... Oh, shit. Ow... - What? 819 00:50:09,259 --> 00:50:12,679 - My leg... I gotta... - I'll get it, honey... 820 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:15,098 Don't... Yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay 821 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:18,310 I think I'm getting too old for this. Ooh! 822 00:50:18,393 --> 00:50:19,811 - At least it went down - Come here 823 00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:22,606 - You all right? - I'm good. I'm good 824 00:50:27,736 --> 00:50:29,655 All right. It's the steering wheel 825 00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:31,782 - You wanna get in the back? - Yeah 826 00:50:58,475 --> 00:51:00,561 You okay? 827 00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:04,106 No 828 00:51:08,986 --> 00:51:11,488 You wanna go home? 829 00:51:11,572 --> 00:51:13,490 No 830 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:20,706 Do you want me to do a John Wayne? 831 00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:22,708 Maybe 832 00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:28,297 - All right - We'll miss you, sonny 833 00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:31,091 - Okay. Bye, sweetheart - Drive safe 834 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:33,844 I will. Tell Neil 7:28 835 00:51:35,888 --> 00:51:39,433 - Bye-bye, love! - Bye, Daddy! Bye! 836 00:51:39,516 --> 00:51:44,271 Attention, everyone... The ice cream man is on the premises 837 00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:48,692 The ice cream man is on the premises 838 00:51:58,118 --> 00:51:59,244 Alison 839 00:51:59,245 --> 00:52:00,370 Well, the First days 840 00:52:00,412 --> 00:52:02,206 Are the hardest days 841 00:52:02,247 --> 00:52:05,626 Don't you worry anymore 842 00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:09,004 'Cause when life looks like easy street 843 00:52:09,087 --> 00:52:12,090 There is danger at your door 844 00:52:12,633 --> 00:52:16,553 Think this through with me 845 00:52:16,637 --> 00:52:19,973 Alison! Let me know you're mine 846 00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:25,020 How will you know if your kids are drowning? 847 00:52:25,771 --> 00:52:27,523 Great legs, man! 848 00:52:27,564 --> 00:52:31,443 What the hell is this? Hey! Hey! Come on. Get out of the water 849 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:35,197 Come out of the water... Come on! 850 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,406 Go away! 851 00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:39,409 There are children here 852 00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:42,021 Get away! 853 00:52:42,022 --> 00:52:44,748 Come on. Come on. Come on. Get over here 854 00:52:44,831 --> 00:52:47,793 Get away from this lake! It's a private lake! 855 00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:51,421 This is private property! Get out! 856 00:52:51,505 --> 00:52:53,215 Everybody, out of the lake 857 00:52:53,298 --> 00:52:55,467 Everyone, get out of the lake! 858 00:52:55,551 --> 00:52:57,219 Get outta here! 859 00:52:57,302 --> 00:52:59,680 The police have been notified 860 00:52:59,763 --> 00:53:04,560 Put your clothes on, and you get out of this lake now. It's a private lake 861 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,479 I can't go to Woodstock 862 00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:11,733 - It's on Shabbes - We'll leave before Shabbes 863 00:53:11,817 --> 00:53:15,445 - I won't be able to touch money - I'll buy things for you 864 00:53:15,529 --> 00:53:18,949 - I can't rip toilet paper - I'll rip it for you! 865 00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:21,326 That's all I have to do, right? 866 00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,539 - I thought you weren't allowed to go - So? 867 00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:28,166 My mother says that you're corrupting me 868 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:30,919 That's what friends are for 869 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:48,562 "On this hook, he had a book 870 00:53:49,146 --> 00:53:52,107 On this book was how to cook" 871 00:53:52,149 --> 00:53:56,965 Telephone call for Pearl Kantrowitz 872 00:53:56,966 --> 00:53:57,863 It's for you, Mom 873 00:53:57,905 --> 00:54:02,242 It's like a parking lot. I heard they're gonna close the thruway 874 00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:04,536 Are you gonna try again tomorrow? 875 00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:06,371 No, it's just gonna get worse 876 00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:09,082 They'll be coming up to this Woodstock thing all weekend 877 00:54:09,124 --> 00:54:11,919 Geez, I never knew there was so many hippies, Pearl 878 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,463 Look, I'm gonna head back. I'm sorry 879 00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:16,715 Tell Danny and Alison I said good night 880 00:54:16,798 --> 00:54:18,342 Okay, bye 881 00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:01,802 Pearl? 882 00:55:05,556 --> 00:55:07,558 Don't do it, Pearly 883 00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:20,547 Oy veh 884 00:56:23,050 --> 00:56:24,218 Hello? 885 00:56:24,259 --> 00:56:25,844 We were in Swan Lake and you said to me... 886 00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:27,179 Hello, Ma, how are you? 887 00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:28,472 - You said to me, "Ma, 888 00:56:28,514 --> 00:56:29,848 me and Arnie and Stewie 889 00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:32,809 we're going swimming" - Ma, is everything all right? 890 00:56:32,893 --> 00:56:34,206 Suddenly... 891 00:56:34,207 --> 00:56:35,520 You saw Stewie drowning 892 00:56:35,562 --> 00:56:38,481 so you told us not to go swimming under any circumstances 893 00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:40,154 Right. Did you listen? 894 00:56:40,155 --> 00:56:40,943 No 895 00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:43,612 - And what happened? - Stewie was swimming underwater 896 00:56:43,654 --> 00:56:46,573 and he hit his head on a rock, but I saved him 897 00:56:46,657 --> 00:56:48,951 - And why did you save him? - Because I was extra careful 898 00:56:48,992 --> 00:56:52,120 - And why were you extra careful? - Because of your vision 899 00:56:52,204 --> 00:56:53,997 And why is your cousin Stewie alive today? 900 00:56:54,039 --> 00:56:55,311 Because I saved him 901 00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:56,583 No! 902 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:59,044 Because of your vision 903 00:56:59,127 --> 00:57:01,296 Correct 904 00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:04,383 All right, Ma, who's going to drown? 905 00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:07,511 You are 906 00:57:07,553 --> 00:57:10,931 I promise I won't go swimming, okay? 907 00:57:11,723 --> 00:57:15,853 Get your tuchis up here, Marty. I don't care what you got to do 908 00:57:16,895 --> 00:57:19,189 What's goin' on, Ma? 909 00:57:26,238 --> 00:57:29,116 Good morning! 910 00:57:29,199 --> 00:57:31,076 What we have in mind 911 00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:35,747 is breakfast in bed for 400,000 912 00:57:36,999 --> 00:57:39,334 We're all feeding each other 913 00:57:39,418 --> 00:57:42,421 We must be in heaven, man! 914 00:57:45,215 --> 00:57:49,469 There's always a little bit of heaven in a disaster area 915 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:55,517 My God! 916 00:57:57,811 --> 00:58:00,438 We apologize for the noise of the choppity-choppity, 917 00:58:00,522 --> 00:58:03,108 but there are a few cars blocking the road 918 00:58:03,192 --> 00:58:05,527 So we're flying everybody in 919 00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:14,119 Give me that 920 00:58:20,042 --> 00:58:23,170 Freedom, freedom 921 00:58:23,504 --> 00:58:27,049 Freedom, freedom 922 00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:31,220 Freedom, freedom 923 00:58:34,932 --> 00:58:38,644 Sometimes I feel 924 00:58:38,727 --> 00:58:41,939 Like a motherless child 925 00:58:42,856 --> 00:58:46,985 Sometimes I feel like a 926 00:58:47,069 --> 00:58:50,197 motherless child 927 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,617 Sometimes I feel 928 00:58:53,742 --> 00:58:56,578 Like a motherless child 929 00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:59,998 A long 930 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:04,461 Way 931 00:59:05,295 --> 00:59:07,381 From my home 932 00:59:07,464 --> 00:59:09,174 Yeah 933 00:59:09,258 --> 00:59:11,510 Yeah, yeah 934 00:59:12,719 --> 00:59:16,515 Bringin' freedom Freedom 935 00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:20,310 Freedom, freedom 936 00:59:20,727 --> 00:59:24,606 Freedom, freedom 937 00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:35,659 Sometimes I feel 938 00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:39,538 Like I'm almost gone 939 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:43,250 Sometimes I feel 940 00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:47,254 Like I'm almost gone 941 00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:50,924 Sometimes I feel 942 00:59:51,008 --> 00:59:54,595 Like I'm almost gone 943 00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:58,515 Yeah, a long, long, long 944 00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:00,934 Way 945 01:00:01,018 --> 01:00:03,854 Way from my home 946 01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:05,564 Yeah, yeah 947 01:00:09,776 --> 01:00:13,197 Clap your hands Clap your hands 948 01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:17,284 Clap your hands Clap your hands 949 01:00:21,205 --> 01:00:25,501 Clap your hands, yeah Clap your hands 950 01:00:26,335 --> 01:00:28,003 Alison? 951 01:00:28,045 --> 01:00:31,173 Alison... Come on, Alison 952 01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:36,553 Alison! 953 01:00:41,350 --> 01:00:42,392 I gotta tell 954 01:00:42,393 --> 01:00:43,435 Alison, what's wrong? 955 01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:45,208 Gimme an M! Gimme a U! 956 01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:46,897 What happened back there? 957 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:48,085 We can't have a party now 958 01:00:48,086 --> 01:00:49,191 You can't walk all the way to Woodridge 959 01:00:49,233 --> 01:00:51,735 Watch! Gimme a K! 960 01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:54,905 What's that spell? What's that spell? 961 01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:59,284 Attention Irv Gelfand 962 01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:00,757 Could you please remember to bring 963 01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:03,747 the pickled herring to the casino tonight? 964 01:01:10,128 --> 01:01:12,130 Marty 965 01:01:15,008 --> 01:01:17,219 How did you get up here? 966 01:01:17,302 --> 01:01:18,887 Uh... 967 01:01:18,971 --> 01:01:21,515 13 hours and 26 minutes 968 01:01:21,598 --> 01:01:23,976 That was with the back roads 969 01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:29,940 Where were you? 970 01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:34,528 I thought you weren't coming 971 01:01:45,956 --> 01:01:48,667 What the hell is going on, Pearl? 972 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,587 I went to Woodstock 973 01:01:53,964 --> 01:01:56,425 You went to Woodstock? 974 01:02:04,558 --> 01:02:06,560 Was it groovy? 975 01:02:08,145 --> 01:02:12,024 Was it far-out? Out-of-sight? 976 01:02:14,359 --> 01:02:16,236 Yeah 977 01:02:33,337 --> 01:02:36,048 Tell me something, Pearl 978 01:02:41,637 --> 01:02:44,181 Are you screwing someone? 979 01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:53,482 We'll talk about this when you're not upset 980 01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:55,443 I'm not that upset yet 981 01:02:55,444 --> 01:02:58,570 If you tell me you're screwing someone, then I'll be upset 982 01:03:01,532 --> 01:03:04,660 So... 983 01:03:04,743 --> 01:03:06,078 are you? 984 01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:15,921 Yes 985 01:03:20,759 --> 01:03:22,511 Who is he? 986 01:03:23,762 --> 01:03:25,514 You don't know him 987 01:03:25,556 --> 01:03:27,558 What's his name? 988 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:31,770 Walker 989 01:03:31,854 --> 01:03:34,356 - What's his first name? - That is his first name 990 01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:36,525 What's his last name? 991 01:03:37,276 --> 01:03:39,403 Jerome 992 01:03:40,571 --> 01:03:44,241 Walker Jerome. That's his name? 993 01:03:45,158 --> 01:03:47,494 Does he realize it's backwards? 994 01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:59,089 - Where'd you meet him? - He's a salesman 995 01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:03,218 Truff. This is great 996 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:07,389 It's like a Johnny Yune routine 997 01:04:07,472 --> 01:04:09,516 So is he a traveling salesman? 998 01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:15,522 - Sort of... - What's he sell? 999 01:04:18,192 --> 01:04:19,526 Blouses 1000 01:04:22,487 --> 01:04:24,531 Blouses 1001 01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:32,289 He's the Blouse Man 1002 01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:34,499 You're screwing the Blouse Man 1003 01:04:41,381 --> 01:04:43,383 Jesus, Pearl... 1004 01:04:43,467 --> 01:04:44,676 why didn't you screw the Dress Man? 1005 01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:47,638 At least that way you get a whole outfit, you know? 1006 01:04:56,813 --> 01:05:00,067 What the fuck were you thinking, huh? 1007 01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:02,319 What are you doing, Pearl? 1008 01:05:03,529 --> 01:05:06,114 Did you think about this for even a... a second? 1009 01:05:06,198 --> 01:05:08,408 Did it ever occur to you what this might do to us? 1010 01:05:08,492 --> 01:05:10,744 What this might do to Danny? What it might do to Alison? 1011 01:05:10,827 --> 01:05:13,413 I want to know what you think about that, Pearl 1012 01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:15,415 Did it cross your fuckin' mind? 1013 01:05:15,499 --> 01:05:19,503 Tell me. I want to know if you fuckin' thought about it! 1014 01:05:22,506 --> 01:05:24,570 Tell me, Pearl, I want to know 1015 01:05:24,571 --> 01:05:26,635 I want to know if you thought about it 1016 01:05:26,718 --> 01:05:28,470 Tell me 1017 01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:32,558 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry 1018 01:05:36,645 --> 01:05:38,522 You're sorry? 1019 01:05:39,898 --> 01:05:43,318 - You're sorry - Yeah 1020 01:05:45,571 --> 01:05:48,323 What am I supposed to say to you, Pearl? 1021 01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,743 Am I supposed to say I forgive you? Is that what you want? 1022 01:05:51,827 --> 01:05:53,912 Tell me I wanna say what you want me to say right here 1023 01:05:53,954 --> 01:05:57,416 'Cause right now I don't know what the fuck I'm doin' 1024 01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:02,171 I don't know. I don't know what to... 1025 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,556 Okay 1026 01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:22,691 So... 1027 01:06:24,234 --> 01:06:26,612 what are your plans? 1028 01:06:26,695 --> 01:06:28,906 You and the Blouse Man 1029 01:06:35,495 --> 01:06:37,456 I don't know 1030 01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:40,667 What the hell is that supposed to mean, Pearl? 1031 01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:43,670 It means... 1032 01:06:43,754 --> 01:06:45,547 I don't know 1033 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:50,260 You don't know? 1034 01:06:54,515 --> 01:06:57,976 Okay Okay 1035 01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:02,356 Well... 1036 01:07:02,439 --> 01:07:04,233 I'll tell you what 1037 01:07:06,318 --> 01:07:08,946 You take all the time you need 1038 01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:11,323 It doesn't matter 1039 01:07:13,492 --> 01:07:16,161 'Cause, to me... 1040 01:07:18,497 --> 01:07:21,041 you don't exist anymore 1041 01:07:55,409 --> 01:07:56,368 Hi 1042 01:07:57,619 --> 01:07:59,997 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1043 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:00,664 Hey! 1044 01:08:01,832 --> 01:08:04,293 Hey, hey, hey. What is that? 1045 01:08:05,502 --> 01:08:08,547 You out of your fuckin' mind? 1046 01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:13,760 You all right? Do you believe that? 1047 01:08:13,844 --> 01:08:15,596 Calm down. Calm down 1048 01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:18,056 What was he thinking? 1049 01:08:20,767 --> 01:08:24,395 - Marty. You okay? - Oh, my God 1050 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,356 Marty? 1051 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,861 I love you, darling 1052 01:08:30,944 --> 01:08:32,779 You went away 1053 01:08:32,863 --> 01:08:36,950 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to worry you 1054 01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:38,410 I wasn't worried 1055 01:08:38,452 --> 01:08:41,308 Bubbie let me have Cocoa Puffs for dinner 1056 01:08:41,309 --> 01:08:42,164 Yeah? 1057 01:08:42,247 --> 01:08:45,083 I want Cocoa Puffs for dinner. Mmm... 1058 01:09:19,243 --> 01:09:22,246 How come no one's yelled at me yet? 1059 01:09:22,329 --> 01:09:25,749 Because I didn't tell anybody that you went 1060 01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:29,253 That's for you to do 1061 01:09:32,881 --> 01:09:35,509 Katzileh 1062 01:09:35,592 --> 01:09:37,553 Do me a favor 1063 01:09:38,762 --> 01:09:41,431 Don't sneak out on your Bubbie like that again 1064 01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:45,435 - I'm sorry - Okay 1065 01:09:55,529 --> 01:09:57,823 Marty, easy! 1066 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:01,660 What is it, darling? 1067 01:10:01,743 --> 01:10:03,579 Sonny, what is it? 1068 01:10:04,997 --> 01:10:06,081 Marty! 1069 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:08,458 What is it, love? 1070 01:10:08,542 --> 01:10:09,389 Marty, don't! 1071 01:10:09,390 --> 01:10:10,836 Come on, Daniel. Let's go. Here we go, kiddo 1072 01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:13,130 - Come on. Let's go - What are you doing? 1073 01:10:13,172 --> 01:10:16,508 - Marty Please, son! - Marty 1074 01:10:17,176 --> 01:10:20,053 Stop, Daddy! Let go of him! 1075 01:10:20,137 --> 01:10:21,805 - What are you doing? - It's okay 1076 01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:23,682 Marty, let him go 1077 01:10:23,765 --> 01:10:25,475 - Marty, please, let him go - Don't do this 1078 01:10:25,517 --> 01:10:28,061 - Don't do it! Get in the car - Stop it! 1079 01:10:28,103 --> 01:10:29,897 - You're coming too - Let go of me! 1080 01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:32,024 - Wanna be free, Pearl? - Let her go! 1081 01:10:32,107 --> 01:10:35,194 - Wanna be free? Okay - No! 1082 01:10:35,277 --> 01:10:36,236 Don't do this, Marty 1083 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:41,116 No kids, no husband, no family, You're free. Go! Be free! Alison 1084 01:10:41,158 --> 01:10:42,701 - Come back here! - No! 1085 01:10:42,784 --> 01:10:43,911 Alison! 1086 01:10:45,162 --> 01:10:46,163 Alison! 1087 01:10:46,246 --> 01:10:48,081 Marty, stop it! 1088 01:10:48,165 --> 01:10:50,584 Hold on to me. Hold on 1089 01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:54,922 Okay. All right! 1090 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:57,466 It's okay, Pearl You stay... 1091 01:10:57,549 --> 01:10:59,426 You stay and be a whore. I'll go 1092 01:10:59,468 --> 01:11:01,595 You're not going anywhere. Give me those keys! 1093 01:11:01,678 --> 01:11:04,515 Give me those keys, sonny. You're not going anywhere 1094 01:11:04,556 --> 01:11:06,287 Mom, get off the car! Stay out of it! 1095 01:11:06,288 --> 01:11:08,018 It's too dangerous! 1096 01:11:11,021 --> 01:11:15,025 Goddamn it, son Goddamn it 1097 01:11:16,985 --> 01:11:18,862 Ross? 1098 01:11:19,613 --> 01:11:23,408 - Ross - I hate Daddy 1099 01:11:23,492 --> 01:11:26,912 He's just upset, honey. He's mad at Mommy 1100 01:11:26,995 --> 01:11:31,416 He wanted you with him because he loves you so much 1101 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,503 Why is he mad at you? 1102 01:11:34,545 --> 01:11:38,674 Sometimes grown-ups have fights just the way kids do 1103 01:11:38,757 --> 01:11:41,009 And sometimes they have to 1104 01:11:41,093 --> 01:11:44,555 think things over before they can make up 1105 01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:48,225 Do you understand, huh? 1106 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:50,102 Good 1107 01:11:50,727 --> 01:11:53,146 What's a "whore"? 1108 01:11:57,025 --> 01:12:00,237 Everything is fucked up 1109 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,322 I hate it here. I hate it 1110 01:12:03,407 --> 01:12:06,243 - I hate them so much - It's okay 1111 01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:09,872 - I just want to be away from them - It's okay 1112 01:12:09,955 --> 01:12:12,583 Make them go away 1113 01:12:29,641 --> 01:12:32,477 - I want to do it - What? 1114 01:12:32,561 --> 01:12:36,273 - Let's go all the way - Alison 1115 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:40,527 - Don't you want to? - I don't know 1116 01:12:41,528 --> 01:12:44,531 - Y... You don't want me - No... No, that's not it 1117 01:12:44,573 --> 01:12:47,492 Alison, I mean it would be great, but... 1118 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:49,494 Alison, please. Please 1119 01:12:49,536 --> 01:12:51,496 - Forget it - Alison, I didn't say that 1120 01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:53,540 Just forget the whole thing! 1121 01:12:53,624 --> 01:12:55,125 Alison! 1122 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:57,377 Fuck 1123 01:13:25,614 --> 01:13:29,076 I'm sorry about what happened with Daddy 1124 01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:31,078 Forget it 1125 01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:36,542 Where were you? 1126 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:40,921 It's none of your business 1127 01:13:41,004 --> 01:13:42,798 Alison 1128 01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:45,509 You don't always tell us where you are 1129 01:13:45,592 --> 01:13:47,469 I'm a grown-up 1130 01:13:50,138 --> 01:13:52,349 Are you? 1131 01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:56,728 What's that supposed to mean? 1132 01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:03,735 I went all the way with Ross 1133 01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:17,291 You are to be in this bungalow by 9:00 pm 1134 01:14:17,374 --> 01:14:20,752 every night between now and Labor Day 1135 01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:24,506 - You hear me? - Fuck you 1136 01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:27,551 - What? - Fuck you! 1137 01:14:37,519 --> 01:14:41,523 I never have to listen to you ever again 1138 01:14:43,734 --> 01:14:46,153 I saw you 1139 01:14:47,446 --> 01:14:49,239 I was there 1140 01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:51,617 You should have seen yourself! 1141 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:54,536 You looked disgusting! 1142 01:14:56,079 --> 01:15:01,168 I'm the teenager, not you! You had your chance 1143 01:15:01,877 --> 01:15:05,130 - No. I didn't - Well, then why do the rest of us 1144 01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:08,592 have to suffer just because you fucked up your life? 1145 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:11,887 I did not fuck up my life, Alison! 1146 01:15:11,970 --> 01:15:16,016 Things happen. Things happen that you don't plan for 1147 01:15:16,099 --> 01:15:19,186 Do you know how old I was when I got pregnant with you, huh? 1148 01:15:19,228 --> 01:15:23,857 I was 17, just 3 years older than you are right now, honey 1149 01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:26,944 Do you know how many boyfriends I had before I met your father? 1150 01:15:27,027 --> 01:15:28,320 None 1151 01:15:28,403 --> 01:15:30,363 Do you know how many times I slept with your father 1152 01:15:30,364 --> 01:15:32,324 before I got pregnant with you? 1153 01:15:32,366 --> 01:15:36,787 Once. That's all it takes, Alison 1154 01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:44,545 - I was an accident - Oh. Honey... 1155 01:15:45,379 --> 01:15:47,256 Don't think that 1156 01:15:47,339 --> 01:15:50,634 Listen to me. That doesn't mean we don't love you 1157 01:15:50,717 --> 01:15:55,639 We love you so much. We loved you from the moment we saw you 1158 01:15:55,722 --> 01:15:58,517 Are you and Daddy going to get a divorce? 1159 01:16:00,352 --> 01:16:02,479 I don't know 1160 01:16:04,481 --> 01:16:07,609 You love the Blouse Man more than all of us? 1161 01:16:07,693 --> 01:16:09,903 No! 1162 01:16:09,987 --> 01:16:11,488 Sometimes it's easier 1163 01:16:11,530 --> 01:16:15,659 to be different with a different person 1164 01:16:15,742 --> 01:16:20,622 Can't you just try and be different but still stay with us? 1165 01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:22,916 Oh, baby 1166 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,879 Daddy's just a big square, you know that 1167 01:16:26,962 --> 01:16:31,550 But, I mean, he's Daddy. How could you leave him? 1168 01:16:34,178 --> 01:16:36,555 I thought you hated us 1169 01:16:37,764 --> 01:16:42,519 I do. But that doesn't mean anything 1170 01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:50,694 Alison 1171 01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:57,450 When you went all the way with Ross 1172 01:16:57,492 --> 01:17:00,787 did you use any protection? 1173 01:17:01,288 --> 01:17:03,665 We didn't... 1174 01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:07,503 We didn't go all the way 1175 01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:10,839 We've only gone to first base 1176 01:17:10,923 --> 01:17:12,549 Ohh 1177 01:17:16,678 --> 01:17:21,767 Save the home run for somebody really special, okay? 1178 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:27,356 What's going to happen? 1179 01:17:31,068 --> 01:17:33,570 I don't know... I don't know... 1180 01:18:18,365 --> 01:18:21,118 Johnny's in the basement mixin' up the medicine 1181 01:18:21,201 --> 01:18:23,745 I'm on the pavement thinkin' about the government 1182 01:18:23,829 --> 01:18:26,540 The man in the trench coat Badge out, laid off 1183 01:18:26,623 --> 01:18:29,418 Says he's got a bad cough Wants to get it paid off 1184 01:18:29,501 --> 01:18:31,962 Look out, kid It's somethin' you did 1185 01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:34,506 God knows when But you're doin' it again 1186 01:18:34,590 --> 01:18:37,551 You better duck down the alleyway lookin' for a new friend 1187 01:18:37,634 --> 01:18:40,053 The man in the coonskin cap in a pigpen 1188 01:18:40,137 --> 01:18:43,557 Wants 11 dollar bills You only got ten 1189 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,314 Maggie comes fleet foot Face full of black soot 1190 01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:54,109 Talkin' that the heat put plants in the bed but 1191 01:18:54,193 --> 01:18:56,987 Phone's tapped anyway Maggie says that many say 1192 01:18:57,029 --> 01:18:59,781 They must bust in early May Orders from the DA 1193 01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:02,492 Look out, kid Don't matter what you did 1194 01:19:02,534 --> 01:19:05,411 Walk on your tiptoes Don't tie no bows 1195 01:19:05,495 --> 01:19:08,373 Better stay away from those who carry around a Fire hose 1196 01:19:08,457 --> 01:19:10,834 Keep a clean nose Watch the plainclothes 1197 01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:14,129 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows 1198 01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:21,094 Hello 1199 01:19:21,178 --> 01:19:22,888 Hi 1200 01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:26,016 Did you get home all right? 1201 01:19:26,808 --> 01:19:31,230 - Yeah - I was worried 1202 01:19:34,650 --> 01:19:36,568 Marty? 1203 01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:46,370 We have to talk 1204 01:19:48,830 --> 01:19:52,292 How am I supposed to talk to you, Pearl? 1205 01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:56,880 I thought you were my family 1206 01:19:59,675 --> 01:20:02,302 I got to go to work 1207 01:20:07,099 --> 01:20:09,393 I'm sorry 1208 01:21:05,115 --> 01:21:08,409 White bird 1209 01:21:08,493 --> 01:21:11,580 In a golden cage 1210 01:21:21,507 --> 01:21:24,510 White bird 1211 01:21:24,551 --> 01:21:28,514 In a golden cage 1212 01:21:30,933 --> 01:21:33,477 A lot of maps... 1213 01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:37,564 Been to all these places? 1214 01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:42,569 Not all of them 1215 01:21:44,238 --> 01:21:46,532 Not yet 1216 01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:53,455 You ever been out West, Pearl? 1217 01:21:54,915 --> 01:21:57,000 No 1218 01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:03,757 You want to go with me? 1219 01:22:10,514 --> 01:22:14,893 We don't have to wait. We... We... We can just... pack up the bus 1220 01:22:14,977 --> 01:22:18,605 Um, we'll just... We'll just camp out all the way across the country 1221 01:22:18,647 --> 01:22:22,359 and we'll sleep under the stars every night 1222 01:22:25,737 --> 01:22:27,447 Come on 1223 01:22:28,991 --> 01:22:31,577 Take your kids 1224 01:22:34,204 --> 01:22:36,498 What do you think? 1225 01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:46,466 I think... 1226 01:22:49,887 --> 01:22:52,556 I need you to take me home 1227 01:23:15,204 --> 01:23:17,623 Attention Pearl Kantrowitz 1228 01:23:17,706 --> 01:23:20,083 Return to your bungalow immediately 1229 01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:25,506 Pearl Kantrowitz, please return to your bungalow immediately! 1230 01:23:28,634 --> 01:23:31,469 Pearl, stop! Stop the bus! 1231 01:23:31,553 --> 01:23:33,471 Hey! Hey! 1232 01:23:33,555 --> 01:23:35,265 Stop! 1233 01:23:35,807 --> 01:23:39,019 - Pearl Pearl, it's Daniel - He's been stung by wasps 1234 01:23:39,102 --> 01:23:41,563 - What? What? - He's in the kitchen. Go! 1235 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:44,107 What happened to him? 1236 01:23:44,191 --> 01:23:45,984 No! These hurt! 1237 01:23:46,068 --> 01:23:48,904 Tateleh, Grandma has to pull out the stings 1238 01:23:48,987 --> 01:23:51,489 There's Mama. There's your mama 1239 01:23:51,573 --> 01:23:53,659 - Mommy! - Mommy's here, honey 1240 01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:55,160 You're going to be all right 1241 01:23:55,202 --> 01:23:58,580 Wait, ma'am, don't do that. You don't want to break off the stingers 1242 01:23:58,664 --> 01:24:00,040 I need some, uh, kind of card 1243 01:24:00,082 --> 01:24:01,458 - You got some playing cards? - Yeah 1244 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,878 Get that and I need, uh, meat tenderizer 1245 01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:06,213 Well, what is he, a pot roast? 1246 01:24:06,255 --> 01:24:09,550 - You're going to be all right, honey - Alison. Help him. Help him! 1247 01:24:09,633 --> 01:24:11,718 Take 1248 01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:14,149 Give me some warm water. Put it in a bowl 1249 01:24:14,184 --> 01:24:15,097 Mommy's here 1250 01:24:15,180 --> 01:24:17,975 And mix that stuff in there. Let's see. Got of lot of them 1251 01:24:18,058 --> 01:24:22,395 - Mommy, it hurts! - I know. You're going to be fine 1252 01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:24,481 - Here - Thank you 1253 01:24:26,567 --> 01:24:28,902 - I hate wasps! - I know, honey 1254 01:24:28,986 --> 01:24:32,114 I know. Look how much they like you, huh? 1255 01:24:32,906 --> 01:24:35,993 - They covered you with kisses - Take a deep breath 1256 01:24:36,076 --> 01:24:38,537 Take a deep breath, all right? Let it out 1257 01:24:39,621 --> 01:24:40,581 He's doing okay 1258 01:24:40,622 --> 01:24:44,042 - Gave you so many kisses - You're Daniel, right? 1259 01:24:51,383 --> 01:24:53,218 Here, katzi 1260 01:24:57,514 --> 01:24:59,433 Daddy! 1261 01:24:59,516 --> 01:25:01,727 Hey, cowboy! 1262 01:25:02,186 --> 01:25:04,521 - How's my big boy, huh? - Got stung by wasps! 1263 01:25:04,605 --> 01:25:06,815 I know, your Bubbie called me 1264 01:25:06,899 --> 01:25:10,235 She told me she couldn't find your mommy 1265 01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:12,154 Look, I brought you calamine lotion 1266 01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:15,157 The Blouse Man fixed me up with Adolf's 1267 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,534 Adolf s, huh? 1268 01:25:19,369 --> 01:25:21,038 You put meat tenderizer on him? 1269 01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:23,916 There's a protein compound in it, uh... 1270 01:25:23,999 --> 01:25:26,585 neutralizes the venom 1271 01:25:28,086 --> 01:25:30,005 You tweeze out the stingers? 1272 01:25:30,088 --> 01:25:31,965 The Blouse Man said that would make it worse 1273 01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:34,343 He scraped the stingers out with Bubbie's cards 1274 01:25:34,426 --> 01:25:37,262 Oh, yeah? Is that what he said? 1275 01:25:37,346 --> 01:25:40,474 Well, I guess that's how it is then, huh? 1276 01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:44,561 How long did it take you to get here? 1277 01:25:45,896 --> 01:25:48,607 You're not going to believe this, Danny 1278 01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:51,568 One hour and 38 minutes 1279 01:25:51,652 --> 01:25:54,780 Wow! That's the fastest ever! 1280 01:25:54,863 --> 01:25:58,158 You know, my cowboy was in trouble, so... 1281 01:26:08,502 --> 01:26:10,504 Thank you 1282 01:26:16,510 --> 01:26:19,513 Are you still mad at me, Daddy? 1283 01:26:31,441 --> 01:26:34,069 I'm not mad at you, Danny 1284 01:26:34,152 --> 01:26:36,822 I could never be mad at you 1285 01:26:36,905 --> 01:26:39,491 You know that, right? 1286 01:26:41,910 --> 01:26:43,620 Danny, Danny Bo-banny 1287 01:26:43,704 --> 01:26:45,998 Banana-fana fo-fanny 1288 01:26:46,081 --> 01:26:48,250 Fee Fi mo manny 1289 01:26:48,333 --> 01:26:50,127 - Danny! - Danny! 1290 01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:54,548 Mommy, Mommy, bo-bommy Banana-fana fo-fommy 1291 01:26:54,631 --> 01:26:58,218 Fee Fi mo Mommy Mommy 1292 01:26:58,302 --> 01:26:59,886 Alison, Alison Bo-balison... 1293 01:26:59,887 --> 01:27:01,471 No, no, no, no! 1294 01:27:01,555 --> 01:27:05,475 - No, what? - Could I do Chuck? 1295 01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:09,855 Sure! 1296 01:27:09,856 --> 01:27:11,315 Chuck, Chuck Mo-buck 1297 01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:13,734 Banana-fana fo-fuck 1298 01:27:13,817 --> 01:27:17,946 Me my mo muck Chuck! 1299 01:27:28,081 --> 01:27:30,042 He's asleep 1300 01:27:37,508 --> 01:27:39,593 It wasn't you, Marty 1301 01:27:40,719 --> 01:27:42,513 It was me 1302 01:27:45,849 --> 01:27:50,395 There were things I wanted to do with my life I... 1303 01:27:50,479 --> 01:27:53,815 I don't even remember what some of them were 1304 01:27:55,651 --> 01:27:58,862 Somewhere along the line 1305 01:27:58,946 --> 01:28:01,949 I disappeared 1306 01:28:02,616 --> 01:28:06,328 I stopped being the person you fell in love with 1307 01:28:06,954 --> 01:28:08,830 And I wanted... 1308 01:28:08,914 --> 01:28:13,085 I wanted to be that way again with you 1309 01:28:13,377 --> 01:28:15,546 But I couldn't... 1310 01:28:17,089 --> 01:28:19,508 I wanted things too, Pearl 1311 01:28:21,218 --> 01:28:24,137 Think I like fixin' TVs? 1312 01:28:25,097 --> 01:28:28,225 Think I said, "Gee, that's what I want to be when I grow up"? 1313 01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:32,354 I mean... 1314 01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:33,626 who knows what I could've been 1315 01:28:33,627 --> 01:28:34,815 if I had a chance to go to college 1316 01:28:34,857 --> 01:28:36,525 But I didn't 1317 01:28:38,151 --> 01:28:39,903 And you know what? 1318 01:28:42,072 --> 01:28:44,283 I was okay 1319 01:28:45,492 --> 01:28:48,954 Because I figured no matter what I screwed up in my life, 1320 01:28:49,037 --> 01:28:51,206 no matted what I felt gypped out of 1321 01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:54,501 I had the most important thing right 1322 01:28:55,669 --> 01:28:57,838 I had you 1323 01:29:03,510 --> 01:29:05,554 Now, I don't... 1324 01:29:13,270 --> 01:29:16,190 But I still have one question, Pearl 1325 01:29:17,983 --> 01:29:20,068 Who stopped you? 1326 01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:25,908 Who stopped you from doing these things? 1327 01:29:25,991 --> 01:29:28,160 Did I stop you? I mean, did... did... 1328 01:29:28,202 --> 01:29:29,912 Did you ever once come to me and say 1329 01:29:29,913 --> 01:29:31,622 "Marty, I want to make a change in my life"? 1330 01:29:31,663 --> 01:29:34,708 And did I say, "No, Pearl, you can't"? 1331 01:29:34,791 --> 01:29:38,003 Marty... 1332 01:29:38,086 --> 01:29:40,547 it's not that simple 1333 01:29:43,008 --> 01:29:45,302 I tried. I couldn't always find 1334 01:29:45,303 --> 01:29:47,596 the right words, you know, but I... 1335 01:29:47,679 --> 01:29:51,975 You... You didn't hear me 1336 01:29:52,059 --> 01:29:54,561 You make jokes... 1337 01:29:58,148 --> 01:30:02,402 It's true... I'm a bad listener 1338 01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:06,031 Not such a good talker, either 1339 01:30:06,114 --> 01:30:08,534 And I make jokes 1340 01:30:13,163 --> 01:30:15,541 But who stopped you, Pearl? 1341 01:30:41,984 --> 01:30:43,569 Hey 1342 01:30:46,530 --> 01:30:49,491 Mommy told me I was an accident 1343 01:30:54,246 --> 01:30:58,458 - She told you that? - She didn't mean to 1344 01:30:58,542 --> 01:31:00,878 It just kind of happened... 1345 01:31:01,670 --> 01:31:03,255 Huh 1346 01:31:06,258 --> 01:31:10,137 Man. Well... 1347 01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:13,515 that's what I told your Bubbie when your mommy got pregnant 1348 01:31:15,851 --> 01:31:17,561 Alison... 1349 01:31:19,521 --> 01:31:22,816 When I met your mother at the Kramer... 1350 01:31:22,900 --> 01:31:25,944 she was the most gorgeous thing I'd ever seen 1351 01:31:26,028 --> 01:31:28,446 I couldn't believe she liked me 1352 01:31:28,530 --> 01:31:31,491 She laughed at my jokes. She laughed in the dining room... 1353 01:31:31,533 --> 01:31:35,078 at what a lousy waiter I was, and I was a lousy waiter... 1354 01:31:39,499 --> 01:31:41,877 Anyway, we, uh... 1355 01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,546 we decided to take a drive 1356 01:31:45,839 --> 01:31:49,051 It was a gorgeous, clear August night 1357 01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:52,554 Pearl wanted to go see this meteor shower 1358 01:31:54,473 --> 01:31:56,975 Alison, it was incredible 1359 01:31:58,685 --> 01:32:03,315 It was like fireworks but no noise 1360 01:32:14,868 --> 01:32:18,038 That was the night we made you 1361 01:32:18,956 --> 01:32:22,125 Maybe it was an accident. I don't know 1362 01:32:23,252 --> 01:32:26,797 But, to me, it was and still is 1363 01:32:26,839 --> 01:32:30,300 the most important moment in my life 1364 01:32:30,342 --> 01:32:32,261 Okay? 1365 01:32:33,971 --> 01:32:35,597 Okay? 1366 01:32:39,309 --> 01:32:42,771 How could you just break up then? 1367 01:32:42,855 --> 01:32:46,817 If it was so important to you... 1368 01:32:46,900 --> 01:32:49,903 doesn't that make you want to stay with her? 1369 01:32:51,196 --> 01:32:53,365 Yeah... 1370 01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:58,078 You know what? You know, sweetie? 1371 01:33:00,664 --> 01:33:04,251 Sometimes things happen between people 1372 01:33:04,334 --> 01:33:07,921 that make it impossible for them to stay together 1373 01:33:11,842 --> 01:33:15,554 I'm sorry, baby. I'm so sorry about this 1374 01:33:25,981 --> 01:33:29,818 Across the morning sky 1375 01:33:29,902 --> 01:33:31,272 Hi 1376 01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:38,243 All the birds are leaving 1377 01:33:38,327 --> 01:33:40,537 How's Daniel? 1378 01:33:41,914 --> 01:33:43,853 Oh, how can they know 1379 01:33:43,854 --> 01:33:45,792 He's better. He's okay 1380 01:33:45,876 --> 01:33:54,092 It's time for them to go 1381 01:33:57,804 --> 01:33:59,556 I can't go 1382 01:34:01,683 --> 01:34:03,435 I saw 1383 01:34:03,519 --> 01:34:08,273 Before the winter Fire 1384 01:34:08,357 --> 01:34:15,447 We'll still be dreaming 1385 01:34:15,531 --> 01:34:22,496 I do not count the time 1386 01:34:25,374 --> 01:34:31,004 Who knows where the time goes 1387 01:34:31,088 --> 01:34:36,677 Who knows where the time 1388 01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:40,889 Goes 1389 01:34:52,192 --> 01:34:56,989 Before the winter Fire 1390 01:34:57,072 --> 01:35:04,288 We'll still be dreaming 1391 01:35:10,043 --> 01:35:12,337 You going to fix it or you're going to kill it? 1392 01:35:12,421 --> 01:35:13,172 What's that? 1393 01:35:13,255 --> 01:35:15,132 How the hell should I know? 1394 01:35:45,078 --> 01:35:47,080 Come on. Strike him out! 1395 01:35:47,164 --> 01:35:49,541 Haven't seen him in years 1396 01:35:51,793 --> 01:35:53,545 I can jump higher 1397 01:36:06,099 --> 01:36:08,519 Are you breaking up with me? 1398 01:36:11,188 --> 01:36:13,565 Were we going steady? 1399 01:36:29,540 --> 01:36:34,503 - Why are you mad at me? - I just feel stupid 1400 01:36:35,170 --> 01:36:39,341 The other night and Woodstock... 1401 01:36:39,424 --> 01:36:43,220 I feel like you saw me dancing without a shirt 1402 01:36:43,303 --> 01:36:45,556 That wouldn't be so bad, would it? 1403 01:36:46,890 --> 01:36:50,811 Look, I'm not going to tell anyone anything 1404 01:36:50,894 --> 01:36:53,480 I know you want me to be a pacifist, but I told Fogler 1405 01:36:53,522 --> 01:36:56,859 if he blabbed his big metal mouth I'd beat the shit out of him 1406 01:36:59,528 --> 01:37:01,071 Okay? 1407 01:37:03,156 --> 01:37:05,158 Yeah 1408 01:37:14,918 --> 01:37:18,130 Attention... The knish man is on the premises 1409 01:37:18,213 --> 01:37:21,550 The knish man is on the premises 1410 01:37:25,929 --> 01:37:28,473 Sonny 1411 01:37:28,557 --> 01:37:30,434 Marty... 1412 01:37:34,688 --> 01:37:37,149 So, Mr Hershel comes into the shop and he says, 1413 01:37:37,191 --> 01:37:39,443 "I only get good reception if Mrs Hershel stands 1414 01:37:39,484 --> 01:37:42,905 diagonally in front of the television set" 1415 01:37:42,988 --> 01:37:45,115 The only problem is... 1416 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:46,700 Mrs Hershel, she doesn't want to stand 1417 01:37:46,701 --> 01:37:48,202 diagonally in front of the television set 1418 01:37:48,243 --> 01:37:51,914 She's... She's got better things to do with her life 1419 01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,877 "Mr Hershel", I say... 1420 01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:00,839 "you need an antenna or a marriage counselor"? 1421 01:38:13,185 --> 01:38:14,895 Thank you 1422 01:38:26,615 --> 01:38:30,244 You wanted me to tell you what was new at the shop, so... 1423 01:38:31,537 --> 01:38:33,288 Thank you 1424 01:38:42,214 --> 01:38:45,092 I'm sorry I hurt you 1425 01:38:45,884 --> 01:38:48,428 You didn't deserve to get hurt 1426 01:38:53,225 --> 01:38:55,602 Can I ask you one question? 1427 01:39:08,991 --> 01:39:11,493 Did I want a microscope? 1428 01:39:13,245 --> 01:39:15,455 Once... 1429 01:39:32,347 --> 01:39:34,808 The whole world 1430 01:39:34,892 --> 01:39:39,730 Smiles with you 1431 01:39:39,813 --> 01:39:41,982 Dance with me 1432 01:39:42,065 --> 01:39:46,320 When you're laughing 1433 01:39:46,403 --> 01:39:51,491 Oh, when you're laughing 1434 01:39:52,659 --> 01:40:01,960 The sun comes shinin' through 1435 01:40:02,044 --> 01:40:06,924 But when you're cryin' 1436 01:40:07,007 --> 01:40:12,095 You bring on the rain 1437 01:40:12,179 --> 01:40:17,309 So stop your sighin' 1438 01:40:17,392 --> 01:40:22,439 Be happy again 1439 01:40:22,523 --> 01:40:27,819 Keep on smilin' 1440 01:40:27,903 --> 01:40:34,117 'Cause when you're smilin' 1441 01:40:34,201 --> 01:40:36,703 The whole world 1442 01:40:36,787 --> 01:40:42,501 Smiles with you 1443 01:41:10,529 --> 01:41:13,448 I'm not very good at this 1444 01:41:13,532 --> 01:41:15,576 Me neither 1445 01:41:20,122 --> 01:41:24,501 Purple haze All in my brain 1446 01:41:24,585 --> 01:41:28,797 Lately things just don't seem the same 1447 01:41:28,881 --> 01:41:33,135 Actin' funny but I don't know why 1448 01:41:33,218 --> 01:41:36,471 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky 1449 01:41:39,850 --> 01:41:43,436 Purple haze all around 1450 01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:47,566 Don't know if I'm climbin' up or down 1451 01:42:01,538 --> 01:42:03,456 Let the river 1452 01:42:03,540 --> 01:42:08,504 Rock you like a cradle 1453 01:42:08,545 --> 01:42:11,423 Climb to the treetops 1454 01:42:11,507 --> 01:42:14,676 Try it, if you able 1455 01:42:15,552 --> 01:42:17,471 Let your hands 1456 01:42:17,554 --> 01:42:22,809 Tie a knot across the table 1457 01:42:22,893 --> 01:42:25,437 Come and touch 1458 01:42:25,521 --> 01:42:29,441 The things you cannot feel 1459 01:42:29,525 --> 01:42:33,445 And close your fingertips 1460 01:42:33,529 --> 01:42:37,533 And fly where I can't hold you 1461 01:42:38,242 --> 01:42:40,452 Let the sun rain fall 1462 01:42:40,536 --> 01:42:45,332 And let the dewy clouds enfold you 1463 01:42:45,415 --> 01:42:48,460 Then maybe you can sing to me 1464 01:42:48,544 --> 01:42:52,422 The words I just told you 1465 01:42:52,506 --> 01:42:58,178 If all the things you feel ain't what they seem 1466 01:42:58,262 --> 01:43:01,849 Then don't mind me 1467 01:43:01,932 --> 01:43:05,477 'Cause I ain't nothin' 1468 01:43:05,561 --> 01:43:08,438 But a dream 1469 01:43:08,522 --> 01:43:12,025 And you can follow 1470 01:43:12,442 --> 01:43:16,196 And you can follow 1471 01:43:16,613 --> 01:43:20,993 Follow 1472 01:43:42,514 --> 01:43:44,808 Helplessly hoping 1473 01:43:44,975 --> 01:43:49,646 Her harlequin hovers nearby 1474 01:43:49,730 --> 01:43:53,025 Awaiting a word 1475 01:43:54,067 --> 01:43:56,195 Gasping at glimpses 1476 01:43:56,278 --> 01:43:59,489 Of gentle true spirit 1477 01:43:59,531 --> 01:44:04,536 He runs wishing he could fly 1478 01:44:04,620 --> 01:44:07,455 Only to trip at the sound 1479 01:44:07,539 --> 01:44:12,544 Of good-bye 1480 01:44:14,046 --> 01:44:19,426 Wordlessly watching he waits by the window 1481 01:44:19,510 --> 01:44:23,514 And wonders at the empty place inside 1482 01:44:25,516 --> 01:44:30,478 Heartlessly helping himself to her bad dreams 1483 01:44:30,562 --> 01:44:35,567 He worries Did he hear a good-bye 1484 01:44:36,276 --> 01:44:38,987 Or even 1485 01:44:39,530 --> 01:44:41,949 Hello 1486 01:44:42,032 --> 01:44:44,535 They are one person 1487 01:44:44,618 --> 01:44:47,454 They are two alone 1488 01:44:47,538 --> 01:44:50,415 They are three together 1489 01:44:50,499 --> 01:44:53,502 They are for 1490 01:44:53,544 --> 01:44:56,505 Each other 1491 01:45:21,655 --> 01:45:25,950 Look over yonder 1492 01:45:26,034 --> 01:45:30,539 What do you see 1493 01:45:30,581 --> 01:45:35,085 The sun is a-risin' 1494 01:45:35,169 --> 01:45:39,965 Most definitely 1495 01:45:40,382 --> 01:45:44,595 A new day is comin' 1496 01:45:45,137 --> 01:45:48,640 People are changin' 1497 01:45:50,517 --> 01:45:53,562 And beautiful 1498 01:45:54,021 --> 01:45:57,566 Crystal blue persuasion 1499 01:46:04,072 --> 01:46:08,076 Better get ready 1500 01:46:08,160 --> 01:46:12,497 Want to see the light 1501 01:46:12,581 --> 01:46:17,211 Love, love is the answer 1502 01:46:18,045 --> 01:46:21,507 That's all right 1503 01:46:22,549 --> 01:46:27,054 So don't you give up now 1504 01:46:27,137 --> 01:46:32,017 It's so easy to find 1505 01:46:32,059 --> 01:46:36,480 Just look to your soul 1506 01:46:36,563 --> 01:46:41,527 Open your mind 1507 01:46:43,487 --> 01:46:48,242 Crystal blue persuasion 1508 01:46:49,076 --> 01:46:52,788 It's a new libation 1509 01:46:52,871 --> 01:46:57,501 Crystal blue persuasion 1510 01:46:58,669 --> 01:47:02,506 It's a new libation 108140